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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi.
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- Hey, Lily.
- Where's Whitney?
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Uh, she's at home
watching Shahs of Sunset.
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And you left her alone
with those idiots?
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Yeah, I watched that with her once.
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When GG bought that tiny dog
a $10,000 diamond collar,
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Whitney slapped me.
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It made us both feel better.
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Hey, two new sandwiches?
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And you're doing soups now?
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Yeah. One of the investors
came by yesterday.
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He thought it'd be a good idea
to expand the menu.
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I'm an investor.
We can do that?
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Oh... uh... yeah?
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'Cause I've got, like,
a ton of ideas for this place.
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A ton, huh?
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Want to see my pinterest?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I'm really busy.
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And I don't know what that is.
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So maybe I can run some stuff
by you later?
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Later would be great.
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Is, uh--
is one of your ideas
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getting rid of these damn
T-shirts I wear all the time?
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Gray--gray washes me out.
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- Love the shirt.
- You gotta wear the shirt.
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- The shirt is great.
- Company policy, bro.
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Ooh.
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Not too shabby.
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That's attractive to you--
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big shoulders, wavy hair, pearly smile?
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I guess there's a lid for every pot.
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Have you seen the bike that dude rides?
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Oh, let me guess--
a Schwinn?
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Sorry, Roxanne.
That guy had it coming.
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Yeah, you know, I talked
to him the other day.
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He's got a carbon-fiber exhaust
and an open clutch.
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It gives it this
really cool throaty sound.
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Is there no one else
on earth we can talk about?
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Remember in junior high,
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Sabrina Rosa's dad customized
that old police bike?
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Oh, my God, I remember that bike.
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Whoa, we stared at that bike
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more than we stared at Sabrina rosa.
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She's a dude now.
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Man, you know,
I-I really miss having a bike.
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Yeah, man.
I miss mine too.
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You two used to ride motorcycles?
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Yeah, all throughout high school.
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Yeah, we used to ride
together all the time.
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Out on the road like a young
Dennis Hopper and...Alex.
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Yeah, our dream
was to ride from California
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all the way through Mexico
until we got to Chile.
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Yeah.
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Whatever happened to that?
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You know, we could still do that.
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No, I'm done with motorcycles.
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When you're young, you don't think
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anything could happen to you.
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And then a triple bypass and
two hip replacements later--
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- What?
- I'm talking about my dad.
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He's a cautionary tale.
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- Anyway, I don't want a bike.
- Seriously?
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You guys were gonna ride
to South America
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on your motor-wieners?
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- Hey.
- Oh, come on.
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Motorcycles are totally phallic.
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No, they're not.
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Yes, they are.
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I mean, think about it.
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A guy has this powerful machine
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between his legs ready to carry
you away from everything.
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It's...
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Exciting.
It's sexy.
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It's a lie.
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You know what?
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I should get a bike.
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I mean, those were some of
the happiest times of my life...
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Besides with you.
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Oh, Whitney's not here.
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I don't have to say that.
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Whitney is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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- Hey.
- Hey. How's it going?
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I'm calming down.
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Better now.
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Rough Shahs?
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They're just so entitled.
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They took a party limo to a party bus
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to a party they didn't even stay at.
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But I'm not gonna let them
get me angry again.
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That's exactly what they want.
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Well, everyone says hi.
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And, uh, R.J.'s dad's
not doing very well.
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Oh, uh, and I'm gonna get a motorcycle.
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No, you're not.
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What?
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You're not getting a motorcycle.
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I can't tell if you're kidding.
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Oh, now I can tell.
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I don't think you get
to just say no to me.
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About this I can.
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I would think that you'd be
into the idea of a motorcycle.
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Based on what?
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Your boots.
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We're a team, okay?
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How are we supposed to be a team
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if your organs
are in three other people?
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I die first.
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We agreed on this.
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The answer's no.
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Look, you can't just
say no to me, all right?
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I mean, I would never
say no to you about anything.
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Why would you?
I don't want a motorcycle.
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But you ride the "L" all night
taking your photos.
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That's really dangerous,
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and I would never say you can't do that.
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Yeah, but that's completely different.
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- How's that different?
- Well, number one,
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that's for my job.
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And number two, I'm
the scariest thing on the "L."
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What is going on with you?
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All of a sudden, you want
to ride a motorcycle again?
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Isn't this like
a midlife-crisis thing?
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Oh, my God.
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Are you secretly 40?
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No, look, just 'cause we're married now
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doesn't mean you get veto power.
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But you're talking
about risking your life.
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I mean, don't you want to be
around long enough
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to see our weird kids grow up?
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Of course. I'm not gonna
miss out on being a bad father.
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Okay, you're not getting a motorcycle.
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This isn't your decision.
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No, it's our decision,
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and our decision is no.
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We'll see.
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We saw.
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I know.
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But we'll see.
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Okay, okay.
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You're hungry.
Why don't we order takeout?
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Wh--um, uh, how about
some Chinese food or...
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Oh, what about that new
Italian place down on Wells?
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- You know, what do you want?
- Uh, Chinese.
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No.
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So, what do you think?
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Good, right?
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You proud of me?
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You ordered new beer?
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Go ahead.
Say it.
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Without asking me?
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You're proud of me.
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"Spektor Brau"?
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Yeah, handcrafted in Germany.
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"Beersel Abbey"?
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Made by franciscan monks.
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"Ladybug lager"?
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Yeah, now, that one's from Sweden.
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By the ladies, for the ladies.
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Got a little bit of stevia in it.
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Lily, you should have
said something to me
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before you emasculated
our beer selection.
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Well, I've been trying
to tell you my ideas,
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but you keep putting me off,
so I'm forcing them on you.
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You are reaping the rewards
of me having nothing else to do.
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Not if it means serving foreign beers.
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What do Germans know about making beer?
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In low bar, we go American
or we go home.
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Mark, I'm a food blogger, all right?
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I see all the trends.
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I know what's going on out there.
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So just give it a week.
You'll see.
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I am trying to keep this
an old-school,
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traditional neighborhood bar.
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Simple food, simple beer,
for simple people.
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Well, speaking for the simple people,
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new beer good.
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See?
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New beer good.
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Mm-mm, no.
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Lily, I'm sorry.
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When those kegs are empty,
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I want 'em out of here.
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I bought a bike.
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Oh, I thought you were
gonna say you're gay.
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Let him finish.
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And then when I woke up this
morning, he was already gone.
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You just summed up my 20s.
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I'm right, right?
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He's talking about doing
something really dangerous.
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I can say no, can't I?
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- Well--
- Wait.
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Are you about to disagree?
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Oh, oh, okay.
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You just want someone to
take your side no matter what.
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Yeah, and Lily was busy, so...
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But you're wrong.
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Okay, well, we're done here.
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Wait, Whit, listen.
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I'm trying to help.
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Alex needs adventures.
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Okay, but I-I don't get
motorcycles.
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I don't think anyone should be able
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to go 100 miles an hour on a chair.
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But that's perfect for Alex.
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He rock-climbs,
he goes mountain biking.
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He--he created a website.
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Even his job is a little risky.
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So you think I should
let him get a motorcycle?
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I'm just saying
that if you hold a guy back
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from being who he is,
he'll just resent you.
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I was hoping he wouldn't
start resenting me
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for another couple of years.
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Well, maybe try to figure out
a way to meet him halfway.
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Like, get him
a really rickety trampoline.
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Okay, yeah,
something that won't kill him,
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like, get him
but that'll hurt him real bad,
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so he knows that I love him.
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- Yes.
- Uh-huh.
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Aw, R.J., you're killing me.
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I mean, look at this thing.
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V-twin engine.
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Five speed.
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First name "Real."
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Last name "Deal."
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I thought you didn't want
to get a motorcycle
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because your dad's about to die.
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I decided a man
can't live his life in fear.
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You can walk out of your door
and get hit by a motorcycle.
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Might as well be on it.
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This thing is beautiful, R.J.
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3 years old, only 2,000 miles.
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Thank you, prison auction.
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So how does it ride?
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Oh, even more of a rush than I remember.
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So when you getting yours?
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Uh, you know,
now is just not a good time.
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- Whitney said no?
- Mm.
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She's got nothing to do with this.
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I thought Whit would like motorcycles.
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Yeah, well, so did I,
but apparently that broad
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can't live without me.
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- So, she did say no.
- Mm.
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Letting his lady call the shots.
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First of all, she's not a lady.
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I would never let a woman boss me around
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other than my mother,
and my older sister,
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and that psycho who cuts my hair.
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Man, this is so, so, so, cool.
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Come on, man.
Look at you.
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Just go get one.
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Look, when I'm ready
to get a motorcycle,
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I'll get a motorcycle.
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Yeah, R.J.
He's gonna get one...
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when Whitney says he can get one.
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All right, scoot up, bro.
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Hey, man, get away from me.
Come on.
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Hey, hey, stop.
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Don't fight in front of my bike.
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She is a lady.
261
00:09:52,503 --> 00:09:54,137
Hey.
262
00:09:54,138 --> 00:09:55,772
Hey.
What are you doing?
263
00:09:55,773 --> 00:10:00,109
I am proving to you that I'm
not some anti-fun safety freak.
264
00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:01,944
Okay, I know that you're a guy who likes
265
00:10:01,945 --> 00:10:03,746
to live on the edge and take risks.
266
00:10:03,747 --> 00:10:06,249
You play Halo.
I get it.
267
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,384
Cool.
268
00:10:07,385 --> 00:10:09,451
Thank you.
Uh...
269
00:10:09,452 --> 00:10:11,253
That makes me happy
that you would say that.
270
00:10:11,254 --> 00:10:12,655
And I'm not just saying it, okay?
271
00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:16,091
I want to give you
the gift of adventure.
272
00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:19,728
Like, in there or--
273
00:10:19,729 --> 00:10:21,330
We only have, like,
two things left to do in there
274
00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:24,432
and I'm saving those for
next time I'm losing a fight.
275
00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:28,236
All right, well, just keep
in mind my left knee's going.
276
00:10:28,237 --> 00:10:30,871
You won't need knees.
277
00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:34,375
Okay, so you have your choice
of racing school,
278
00:10:34,376 --> 00:10:38,746
a helicopter tour of the city,
or running with the bulls.
279
00:10:38,747 --> 00:10:40,014
Oh, it's the Chicago bulls.
280
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,948
It's a 5k.
281
00:10:41,949 --> 00:10:43,250
It's cool, right?
282
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,551
Yeah, cool.
283
00:10:44,552 --> 00:10:46,620
Okay.
284
00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:50,524
I bought a motorcycle.
285
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,293
Cool?
286
00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:59,384
I cannot believe you bought a motorcycle
287
00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:00,840
without even talking
to me about it first.
288
00:11:00,976 --> 00:11:02,075
I did talk to you about it.
289
00:11:02,076 --> 00:11:03,977
- And I said no.
- And I said we'll see.
290
00:11:03,978 --> 00:11:06,579
And I said we saw.
291
00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,948
And I said I think
that you're being unreasonable.
292
00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:11,250
Oh, it's unreasonable
for me to care about you?
293
00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:13,319
You know, there's a difference
between caring about me
294
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,587
and trying to control me.
295
00:11:14,588 --> 00:11:16,923
So, me not wanting you
to die is controlling?
296
00:11:16,924 --> 00:11:19,358
Whitney, I'm not gonna
jump the motorcycle
297
00:11:19,359 --> 00:11:22,160
over Caesar's palace, okay?
298
00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:24,229
I happen to ride very safely.
299
00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:27,198
I am sure you do, but that
thing only has two wheels.
300
00:11:27,199 --> 00:11:29,167
It's not even finished yet.
301
00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:31,336
Why don't you just come out
and look at it with me?
302
00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:33,005
- Come on, it's so cool.
- No, no, no.
303
00:11:33,006 --> 00:11:34,706
If you love me,
you will take that thing back.
304
00:11:34,707 --> 00:11:36,541
And if you love me, you won't
ask me to take it back.
305
00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:39,810
Huh? How's that?
306
00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:42,013
Uh, okay.
307
00:11:42,014 --> 00:11:44,015
Now what?
308
00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:45,650
Well, maybe now is
a good time for you to accept
309
00:11:45,651 --> 00:11:47,251
that this makes me very happy.
310
00:11:47,252 --> 00:11:48,753
It's not going away.
311
00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:52,455
Okay, if it makes you so happy,
why don't you go be with it?
312
00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:55,258
Great idea.
See ya.
313
00:11:57,795 --> 00:11:59,829
Ugh, that was hot.
314
00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:04,668
I forgot the key.
315
00:12:04,669 --> 00:12:06,703
Okay.
316
00:12:06,704 --> 00:12:09,038
Not so hot.
317
00:12:12,075 --> 00:12:14,610
- Hi.
- Hello.
318
00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:16,311
Oh, wait, Alex is not with you?
319
00:12:16,312 --> 00:12:19,848
No, he's with her.
320
00:12:19,849 --> 00:12:23,151
God, he has been
on that thing, like, every day.
321
00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:26,253
Honestly, it is literally
my worst nightmare.
322
00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:28,056
I can't compete with a motorcycle.
323
00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:29,423
It's prettier than me,
324
00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:31,859
it's softer where it's supposed to be,
325
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,495
it's Asian.
326
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:37,398
It's younger than you.
327
00:12:37,399 --> 00:12:40,767
No, that's--okay, that's
not the game we're playing.
328
00:12:40,768 --> 00:12:42,836
I mean, I hardly ever see him anymore.
329
00:12:42,837 --> 00:12:45,038
Every day, him and R.J.
are riding around,
330
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,674
wind in their half-beards.
331
00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:49,776
And I'm turning into a neurotic mess.
332
00:12:49,777 --> 00:12:51,478
And that is why we drink.
333
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,914
Oh, hey, Mark,
can we get another pitcher
334
00:12:53,915 --> 00:12:55,381
of this ladybug lager?
335
00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:57,382
Oh, uh, we're out.
336
00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:59,218
What, two kegs in three days?
337
00:12:59,219 --> 00:13:00,219
Yeah.
338
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:04,156
There must have been...a leak.
339
00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:06,458
O-okay.
340
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:08,694
Well, how about--
oh, how about the Spektor Brau?
341
00:13:08,695 --> 00:13:11,696
Out of that too.
342
00:13:11,697 --> 00:13:12,931
Oh, the beersel Abbey?
343
00:13:12,932 --> 00:13:14,532
You trying to be funny?
344
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:17,669
Might I ask when you'll be
getting more of these brands
345
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,470
that are terrible,
but you're sold out of?
346
00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:23,306
Sorry, I think we're
gonna replace all of those
347
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:25,442
with beer.
348
00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:26,977
Hmm, interesting.
349
00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:29,980
Highly profitable beverages
not being sold by the manager.
350
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,850
Maybe I'll bring this up
at the next investor meeting.
351
00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:34,918
We run kind of a loose ship
around here, Lily.
352
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,619
We don't have investor meetings.
353
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:39,221
Might wanna check your email.
354
00:13:39,222 --> 00:13:42,391
You're bringing the Danish.
355
00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,761
- R.J.
- Oh, my God.
356
00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:45,862
- Oh, no.
- What happened?
357
00:13:45,863 --> 00:13:47,396
He's fine, we're fine.
358
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:48,430
Look, it's not a big deal.
359
00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:50,199
Except for my
near-death experience.
360
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,300
I must have lost my mind
buying that motorcycle.
361
00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:54,335
Those damn things will kill you.
362
00:13:59,475 --> 00:14:03,311
So, I'm scanning the horizon,
like I naturally do,
363
00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:05,647
and I feel the bike start
leaning and leaning.
364
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,415
So I start pulling and pulling.
365
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:08,983
Oh, my God, how fast were you going?
366
00:14:08,984 --> 00:14:11,152
He was parked.
367
00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:12,687
He was filling up the gas tank
368
00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:15,455
and he didn't have
the kickstand down all the way.
369
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:17,091
That's one possibility.
370
00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:19,426
So it was a freak accident.
371
00:14:19,427 --> 00:14:21,528
So, Whit, put your hands away.
372
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,664
Or it was God's warning.
373
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:26,566
And I'm not ready
to meet my makers, guys.
374
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:30,303
I still haven't
told my dad that I love him.
375
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,439
Okay, but it's--it's not
your pouring hand though, is it?
376
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,109
No, but thank you for your concern.
377
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,477
So is it broken?
378
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,645
No, it's not broken.
379
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,946
It's just--
it's barely a sprain.
380
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,514
He was wearing that brace
on the other hand,
381
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,250
like, an hour ago.
382
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,919
It was scary.
Another inch and--
383
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,822
You could have fallen
into the squeegee bucket?
384
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,757
You joke about that squeegee bucket,
385
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,827
but you can drown in an inch of water.
386
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:56,894
Where are you going?
387
00:14:56,895 --> 00:15:00,231
I'm going to finish my ride.
388
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,821
Okay.
389
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:05,970
So how did you get here?
390
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,038
Where's your bike?
391
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:10,208
At the gas station.
392
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,009
That thing has the devil in it.
393
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,245
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah, look, okay.
394
00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:16,246
I know what you're gonna say.
395
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:17,247
I just--I don't really feel
396
00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:18,281
like hearing it right now.
397
00:15:18,282 --> 00:15:20,884
No, I was actually just gonna say
398
00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:23,186
have fun.
399
00:15:23,187 --> 00:15:25,321
Really?
400
00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:27,890
Look, I hate this thing.
401
00:15:27,891 --> 00:15:30,359
And I'm gonna worry
every time you're on it,
402
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,528
but you made it very clear
that it's not going away,
403
00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:37,166
so I just have to accept it.
404
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,869
And I can see
that it makes you real happy,
405
00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:42,872
so have fun.
406
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:44,939
Obamacare is coming.
407
00:15:46,976 --> 00:15:50,378
Come here.
408
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:52,113
Thanks, Whit.
409
00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:56,684
And thanks, Obama.
410
00:15:56,685 --> 00:16:00,287
Hey, you know, um, R.J.'s helmet
will probably fit you.
411
00:16:00,288 --> 00:16:01,554
You wanna ride bitch?
412
00:16:01,555 --> 00:16:05,259
Oh, you wanna rephrase that, bitch?
413
00:16:07,028 --> 00:16:08,095
Come for a ride with me.
414
00:16:08,096 --> 00:16:09,396
No.
415
00:16:09,397 --> 00:16:11,531
I'll see you at home.
416
00:16:11,532 --> 00:16:15,302
By the way, I think she's had work done.
417
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:26,106
Hey, what are you doing?
418
00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:28,664
Are you writing another email
to Earl Wacker?
419
00:16:28,665 --> 00:16:30,690
It's Brian Urlacher.
420
00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:34,174
And no, it's his turn to write.
421
00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:35,877
I'm posting an ad online.
422
00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:37,512
Oh, for what?
423
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:38,746
I'm selling the motorcycle.
424
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,516
Oh, but I-I said
it was okay to keep it.
425
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:45,385
No, I said it was okay to keep it.
426
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:46,887
Right.
427
00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:50,457
Then why are you selling it?
428
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,225
All right, I'm gonna tell you something,
429
00:16:52,226 --> 00:16:54,895
but I don't want you to think
that you're anything special.
430
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:57,730
Don't worry,
my parents took care of that.
431
00:16:57,731 --> 00:17:00,466
Look, the other day
I rode along the lake
432
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:04,737
to this cool little diner
and I watched the sunset.
433
00:17:04,738 --> 00:17:06,171
You watched a sunset by the lake.
434
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:08,144
Were you trying to get the bike pregnant?
435
00:17:09,056 --> 00:17:13,146
The point is, is that, it should
have been great, you know.
436
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,179
But it was only okay.
437
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:21,252
I just--I couldn't have any fun
knowing how worried you are.
438
00:17:21,253 --> 00:17:24,589
And it really pissed me off.
439
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:26,624
So, you win.
440
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,726
Okay, this is not about
winning, but great, thank you.
441
00:17:29,727 --> 00:17:32,329
And look, if something
like this comes up again,
442
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,230
I don't wanna have
the same argument, all right?
443
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:36,299
And I certainly don't respond well
444
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,435
to you immediately
just shutting me down with a no.
445
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:40,403
Okay.
Okay.
446
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:42,005
- But you understand--
- I ..
447
00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:44,374
But you can't ask me
to live my life in bubble wrap.
448
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:48,210
Why not?
That sounds really fun.
449
00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:49,879
I mean, I wanna go whitewater rafting.
450
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,481
I wanna--I wanna go
hang gliding.
451
00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:52,815
That I'm fine with.
452
00:17:52,816 --> 00:17:54,216
I'll do that stuff with you.
453
00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:55,384
Really?
454
00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:56,552
Because I would love that.
455
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,688
Yes, of course.
456
00:17:58,689 --> 00:18:00,356
But I feel like
we should do it kinda soon
457
00:18:00,357 --> 00:18:03,458
before we have our weird kids.
458
00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:05,159
You really think
we're gonna have weird kids?
459
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,362
Are you serious?
460
00:18:07,363 --> 00:18:08,797
With your hair and my mouth,
461
00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:11,666
I'm giving birth to
a more annoying Steven Tyler.
462
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,202
Yeah.
463
00:18:20,509 --> 00:18:21,942
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
464
00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:23,911
- I didn't order this.
- I did.
465
00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:27,681
It's Belgian chocolate beer.
466
00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:31,485
Well, it's going back to Belgia.
467
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,988
Just like your German brau
and your Portuguese monk juice.
468
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:40,059
This is a bar, not the olympic village.
469
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,328
R.J., install the keg.
470
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,131
R.J., take it back.
471
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:47,299
You two, figure it out.
472
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:51,069
I was just in a horrific
motorcycle accident.
473
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,571
You know what?
474
00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:54,940
Y'all selfish.
475
00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:57,743
I'll do it.
476
00:19:12,891 --> 00:19:15,693
Mother.
477
00:19:15,694 --> 00:19:16,794
You know what, leave it.
478
00:19:16,795 --> 00:19:18,696
I'll do this later.
479
00:19:18,697 --> 00:19:20,230
All right, forget it.
480
00:19:20,231 --> 00:19:21,665
I'm going to the bar down the street.
481
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:25,268
Oh, she's bluffing.
She was already there today.
482
00:19:25,269 --> 00:19:27,904
You know what, you guys are ruining
483
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,405
a really great thing here.
484
00:19:29,406 --> 00:19:31,908
I don't come here to listen
to your bickering.
485
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:36,245
I come here to relax and fill
the dark, empty hole in my soul.
486
00:19:36,246 --> 00:19:38,881
It's bottomless, you guys.
487
00:19:38,882 --> 00:19:41,884
Mark, Lily's ideas are making you money.
488
00:19:41,885 --> 00:19:43,285
Why are you being so stubborn?
489
00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:45,955
Because...
490
00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:47,489
It...
491
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,960
Wasn't my idea.
492
00:19:50,961 --> 00:19:52,727
Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
493
00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:54,295
- Wow.
- That's a man right there.
494
00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:55,630
I mean, just coming out
495
00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:58,566
and admitting something that stupid.
496
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:01,768
Look, Mark,
all I was trying to do was--
497
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,971
Take over everything.
498
00:20:03,972 --> 00:20:05,973
All I ever wanted to be was the boss.
499
00:20:05,974 --> 00:20:10,043
Now I'm the youngest brother
all over again.
500
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,144
I never got to be Batman.
501
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:12,512
I always had to be Robin.
502
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:13,513
And I'm sick of it.
503
00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:16,016
I'm Batman!
504
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:17,216
Okay.
Got it.
505
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,453
Wasn't trying to take over the Batcave.
506
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,923
Sure felt like it.
507
00:20:23,924 --> 00:20:25,057
Well, you know what, Mark?
508
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,026
Just so you know, part of being a boss
509
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,928
is taking other peoples' good ideas
510
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:30,763
and then just pretending they're yours.
511
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:33,431
Fine, I'll do that.
512
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,667
But going forward,
please don't make decisions
513
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,968
without telling me first.
514
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,005
Totally got it.
515
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:44,242
When the painters show up,
just let me do the talking.
516
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,844
- Hey.
- Hi, guys.
517
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,278
How was the helicopter ride?
518
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,312
- It was awesome.
- I puked.
519
00:20:49,313 --> 00:20:50,681
He puked.
520
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,349
Yeah, that's the stuff.
521
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:55,152
Oh, Alex, have you sold
your motorcycle yet?
522
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:56,854
Not yet.
Why? You wanna buy it?
523
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,890
No, he doesn't.
524
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,026
Uh, oh, okay.
525
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,427
I'm cut off.
526
00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:06,595
I'm Batman.
527
00:21:06,715 --> 00:21:14,932
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