1 00:00:05,766 --> 00:00:09,191 And that is what we call the hammer tire! 2 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:11,940 The sledgehammer does not come with your Demamp Camp: 3 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:14,718 Working Out With Tires DVD purchase. 4 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,232 Blake, you get that? 5 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,812 God damn it, Adam. Yes. We got it. 6 00:00:18,835 --> 00:00:21,182 Hey, Blake, don't talk to me like that. 7 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,457 Ders, did we get that? 8 00:00:22,483 --> 00:00:24,336 That argument for the behind-the-scenes camera? 9 00:00:24,348 --> 00:00:26,896 Oh, no, no, no, this camera's not behind-the-scenes footage, okay? 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,496 This is my MTV True Life: 11 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,884 I'm in a Ménage A Braj. 12 00:00:29,903 --> 00:00:31,124 Heh, heh, Ménage A Braj. 13 00:00:31,143 --> 00:00:32,581 - Let's focus, all right? - All right, yep. 14 00:00:32,594 --> 00:00:34,288 We're missing some exercises here. 15 00:00:34,496 --> 00:00:35,992 - Let me check the list. - Pffft. 16 00:00:36,016 --> 00:00:38,519 We got the tire hammer. We got tire jump. 17 00:00:38,531 --> 00:00:39,538 - Tire wiggle. - Yep. 18 00:00:39,565 --> 00:00:40,627 - Tire waggle. - Got it. 19 00:00:40,645 --> 00:00:41,783 - The tire flip lift! - Yes. 20 00:00:41,817 --> 00:00:43,418 - That's right. - Good call, good call. 21 00:00:43,442 --> 00:00:44,230 Blake, you getting this? 22 00:00:44,236 --> 00:00:46,131 Oh, I'm getting it, baby. We got it. 23 00:00:47,176 --> 00:00:50,690 This next exercise, your bis might turn into tris, 24 00:00:50,808 --> 00:00:54,351 while your tris might turn into God knows what. 25 00:00:54,534 --> 00:00:55,967 Are you ready? 26 00:00:56,115 --> 00:00:57,158 Yeah. 27 00:00:59,574 --> 00:01:01,021 Oh! 28 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:02,824 My shoulders! 29 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:03,935 We gotta get you to a hospital! 30 00:01:03,972 --> 00:01:05,410 - Pop it back into place! - No, no, no. 31 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:07,027 - I'm gonna pop it back! - No, don't... 32 00:01:07,058 --> 00:01:08,234 Ohhh! 33 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:09,956 That made it so much worse! 34 00:01:13,178 --> 00:01:17,600 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 35 00:01:22,014 --> 00:01:23,640 - Let me out. - I cannot believe 36 00:01:23,652 --> 00:01:26,132 they let you walk out of the E.R. looking this way. 37 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:27,176 We gotta get you fixed. 38 00:01:27,182 --> 00:01:29,417 Yeah, for 2,000 bucks? Yeah, right. 39 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,068 I'm saving up for hair plugs for when I need them 40 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,606 - in the future. - Well, what's the deal, man? 41 00:01:32,624 --> 00:01:33,619 I thought you had insurance. 42 00:01:33,644 --> 00:01:35,259 We laughed so much times at those 43 00:01:35,277 --> 00:01:36,818 - Geico Gecko commercials. - Mm-hmm. 44 00:01:36,836 --> 00:01:38,767 I guess my Grandpa must have taken me off his plan, 45 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:40,014 which is fine, 'cause I hate that man. 46 00:01:40,045 --> 00:01:41,567 Don't wanna be on his stupid insurance anyways. 47 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:42,833 Could you let me out of here? 48 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:44,566 You can't live like this, Adam, come on. 49 00:01:44,585 --> 00:01:47,333 You have to start the wave today at Jillian's hockey game. 50 00:01:47,364 --> 00:01:49,281 - I can lead the wave. - I can... 51 00:01:49,305 --> 00:01:51,228 Okay, that actually hurts a lot. I'll do it next time. 52 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,639 Doesn't matter. Could you open the door? 53 00:01:52,672 --> 00:01:53,639 All right, fine, it's settled. 54 00:01:53,657 --> 00:01:55,136 We're gonna go see Gramps Demamp. 55 00:01:55,195 --> 00:01:56,359 Yep. 'Cause you know what? 56 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,154 You're lucky you even have a grandpa. 57 00:01:58,227 --> 00:01:59,634 I never even met mine. 58 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,676 I bet he was awesome. I be he had crazy hair. 59 00:02:01,695 --> 00:02:02,595 Yeah, I bet he did. 60 00:02:02,626 --> 00:02:04,148 I mean, old people are really cool. 61 00:02:04,172 --> 00:02:05,880 They're like... they're like the crypt keeper. 62 00:02:05,905 --> 00:02:08,497 - They just tell you stories. - Yeah, or like young wizards. 63 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,962 Fine. I'll tell you guys. 64 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,724 My grandfather touched me as a kid. 65 00:02:11,815 --> 00:02:13,511 - In the butt hole. - What? 66 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:15,821 Okay, he didn't actually touch me. He refused to hug me. 67 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:17,246 I am not gonna go see my Grandpa! 68 00:02:17,276 --> 00:02:18,712 You let me out of this car right now. 69 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:20,079 No, we're taking you to see him, all right? 70 00:02:20,118 --> 00:02:22,167 - Blake, map it. We're going. - Got it. 71 00:02:22,789 --> 00:02:25,472 Hi. Here to see George Demamp. 72 00:02:25,534 --> 00:02:26,782 He's my grandfather. 73 00:02:26,935 --> 00:02:28,418 If he's dead, I'm okay with that. 74 00:02:28,484 --> 00:02:30,413 You act like you wouldn't care, but you would. 75 00:02:30,431 --> 00:02:32,611 You would cry. Sign in, please. 76 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:34,602 Whoa, check it out, guys. 77 00:02:34,702 --> 00:02:36,381 This dude throws knives into cats. 78 00:02:36,404 --> 00:02:39,204 That's a gun and a coyote. You can tell from the snout. 79 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,247 - Oh. - But yeah, this is my day job. 80 00:02:41,272 --> 00:02:43,291 My real passion is animal control. 81 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,730 My little line is, "the animals in here 82 00:02:45,761 --> 00:02:47,738 are way worse than the coyotes out there." 83 00:02:48,576 --> 00:02:49,884 That's a good joke. 84 00:02:49,897 --> 00:02:51,002 - That's clever. - That's funny. 85 00:02:51,032 --> 00:02:52,416 - Thank you. - It's not clever. 86 00:02:52,447 --> 00:02:54,199 And it sure as hell isn't a good joke. 87 00:02:54,239 --> 00:02:57,402 The people that walk these halls built this country, okay? 88 00:02:57,615 --> 00:02:59,094 - It's my little line. - All right. 89 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:02,189 Which room is my dumb, stupid, fat, ugly Grandpa in? 90 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:04,725 Gun one, gun two... 91 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,896 Hey, Grandpa! 92 00:03:07,035 --> 00:03:08,705 Oh. 93 00:03:09,202 --> 00:03:10,375 Well, well, well. 94 00:03:10,396 --> 00:03:13,117 Look who it is. Short-wide. 95 00:03:13,146 --> 00:03:14,573 Mm, good one. 96 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,208 You come out of the closet yet? 97 00:03:18,283 --> 00:03:19,109 No. 98 00:03:19,127 --> 00:03:21,352 Only closet I'm in is the one that I'm trapped in. 99 00:03:21,419 --> 00:03:23,582 With R. Kelly, watching a rap opera. 100 00:03:23,613 --> 00:03:25,313 Ah, cut the crap. I know why you're here. 101 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,086 You want to weasel back onto my health insurance, 102 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,472 you damn freeloader. 103 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:31,366 I'm not a freeloader, okay? 104 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:34,720 It's just I can't afford health insurance, and I expect it to be free. 105 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:37,031 - I have to go to the hospital. - Hospital? 106 00:03:37,277 --> 00:03:39,867 Hospital didn't help me when I rode a Jeep 107 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:44,076 out of a B-52 at 35,000 feet... 108 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,699 - It was 25,000 last time. - 35,000 feet, 109 00:03:47,776 --> 00:03:50,813 had to parachute into enemy territory, 110 00:03:50,837 --> 00:03:53,086 and took eight bullets up my ass. 111 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:53,768 Yeah. 112 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:57,219 But you don't know anything about that because you've never been in a war! 113 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,723 Yeah, I've never been in a war 114 00:03:58,748 --> 00:04:01,189 'cause there's never been any big wars for me to serve in! 115 00:04:01,214 --> 00:04:03,514 Oh, jeez, you know, I don't have time for this. 116 00:04:03,551 --> 00:04:05,432 I've got my annual Luau, 117 00:04:05,482 --> 00:04:08,360 and I am in charge of the pig. 118 00:04:08,575 --> 00:04:11,158 And I'm not talking about your Aunt Holly. 119 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:13,982 Aunt Holly has a glandular disorder. 120 00:04:14,143 --> 00:04:15,519 Hey, could you hold that door? 121 00:04:15,544 --> 00:04:17,071 I actually can't open doors! 122 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:20,069 Ow! Ow! 123 00:04:21,858 --> 00:04:23,001 I demand... 124 00:04:24,486 --> 00:04:26,169 Why did you bring your flip cam? 125 00:04:26,226 --> 00:04:27,645 'Cause I'm changing the plan. 126 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:28,895 It's gonna be MTV True Life: 127 00:04:28,915 --> 00:04:30,798 I'm into old people. I don't care. 128 00:04:30,836 --> 00:04:33,214 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check out this old Braj. 129 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:38,104 ♪ On a big ol' shady oak tree ♪ 130 00:04:38,197 --> 00:04:41,028 Oh, man. This dude is sick! 131 00:04:41,078 --> 00:04:43,341 I'm talking, like, terminally chill. 132 00:04:43,378 --> 00:04:44,451 He is chill. 133 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:47,789 I'm just gonna need a fresher angle than some aged rocker. 134 00:04:47,807 --> 00:04:50,269 I mean, W.W.K.L.D.? 135 00:04:50,574 --> 00:04:51,874 What would Kurt Loder do? 136 00:04:51,923 --> 00:04:53,547 ♪ Said I was born ♪ 137 00:04:53,722 --> 00:04:56,246 Old people have been around since the dawn of time. 138 00:04:56,309 --> 00:04:58,675 They have stories and messages. Here's one now. 139 00:04:58,746 --> 00:05:01,693 Hey, ma'am, can I ask you a few ques... 140 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:03,720 we'll find a better one than that. 141 00:05:05,861 --> 00:05:07,079 Hey, nice shot. 142 00:05:07,171 --> 00:05:08,134 I know. 143 00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:09,787 Is it okay if I ask you a couple questions? 144 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:10,745 Questions? 145 00:05:10,786 --> 00:05:12,271 Just questions about your life. 146 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:15,195 You know, I feel like people of your generation 147 00:05:15,545 --> 00:05:17,258 have such wisdom that you can share. 148 00:05:17,307 --> 00:05:19,927 Why don't you tell me about what you did 149 00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:21,524 before you lived here? 150 00:05:21,598 --> 00:05:24,084 I traveled to the world's best cities, 151 00:05:24,215 --> 00:05:25,851 and in exchange, 152 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:28,167 I married a rich man I didn't love. 153 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,246 - Yeah. - But enough about me. 154 00:05:30,687 --> 00:05:33,326 - Shoot. - I-I don't know how to play. 155 00:05:33,342 --> 00:05:35,871 My dad never let me in the billiards room growing up, so... 156 00:05:35,889 --> 00:05:37,371 Oh, that's heartbreaking. 157 00:05:37,397 --> 00:05:39,033 Maybe I can help you. 158 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:40,348 Ow. 159 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,558 All right, I'll start low? 160 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:44,339 Now, before you shoot... 161 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:46,325 Close your eyes, 162 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,121 and put it in. 163 00:05:49,172 --> 00:05:50,806 Is everything okay in here? 164 00:05:50,847 --> 00:05:53,163 It's fine, Mark. Just fine. 165 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,711 Why don't we go somewhere where we can be a little more private? 166 00:05:57,974 --> 00:05:59,122 All right. 167 00:05:59,166 --> 00:06:02,599 ♪ She don't want me no more ♪ 168 00:06:03,091 --> 00:06:04,848 Whoo! 169 00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:06,758 Yeah! That was awesome, man! 170 00:06:06,781 --> 00:06:08,300 Where'd you learn how to play like that? 171 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:10,575 I roadied for ZZ Top. 172 00:06:11,081 --> 00:06:13,647 Plus I started taking guitar lessons last year. 173 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:14,881 I love ZZ Top. 174 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:17,404 They're like the champagne of beer-drinking music. 175 00:06:17,484 --> 00:06:19,972 Brother, I could tell you some stories. 176 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:21,932 I would love to hear those. 177 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,410 Oh, my gosh. What are you... 178 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,581 what are you doing? 179 00:06:25,612 --> 00:06:28,020 I... you got a cigarette in your neck. 180 00:06:28,361 --> 00:06:30,654 Hey, you can't smoke in here. 181 00:06:30,748 --> 00:06:31,891 He can't smoke in here. 182 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,301 And he knows that, because we've been through this, Arthur. 183 00:06:34,526 --> 00:06:35,506 Haven't we? 184 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:39,704 I don't get to have any fun in this dump. 185 00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:41,848 They took away my cigarettes. 186 00:06:41,976 --> 00:06:43,791 They took away my booze. 187 00:06:43,846 --> 00:06:46,496 I can't even steal any pills anymore. 188 00:06:46,514 --> 00:06:49,446 I mean, what is wrong with young people today, huh? 189 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:52,152 They need to respect their elders'... 190 00:06:52,282 --> 00:06:55,474 desire to do as many drugs as they want. 191 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:58,652 You seem to me to be a pretty righteous hombre. 192 00:06:59,889 --> 00:07:01,845 I wish you were my grandpa. 193 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,058 I tell you what. 194 00:07:03,345 --> 00:07:05,489 You run some interference for me, 195 00:07:05,714 --> 00:07:07,705 help me score some pills, 196 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:10,307 you can call me anything you want, son. 197 00:07:10,412 --> 00:07:13,553 I know that I haven't been in, like, a war war. 198 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:16,228 But last spring, I got in a fight at a dodgers game, 199 00:07:16,266 --> 00:07:17,583 and yeah, he beat me up pretty good. 200 00:07:17,602 --> 00:07:19,699 It was a very, very violent Mexican man. 201 00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:21,353 But I got the first laugh. 202 00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:23,147 But you're too fat to fight. 203 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:26,208 Go home, short-wide. I got a pig to carve. 204 00:07:26,236 --> 00:07:28,339 And I'm not talking about your Aunt Silvia. 205 00:07:28,382 --> 00:07:30,913 Stop it! You stop! 206 00:07:31,273 --> 00:07:32,907 Ow! 207 00:07:33,309 --> 00:07:35,048 Ow. 208 00:07:36,017 --> 00:07:37,520 I am not a pussy. 209 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,590 And I'm gonna prove it to you. 210 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:51,406 {pub}I'm gonna launch off this roof at 7 miles per hour 211 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,159 like a war helicopter. 212 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,885 Then I'm gonna deploy this bed sheet 213 00:07:56,155 --> 00:07:58,272 as my parachute... 214 00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:01,786 And gently drop down to safety. 215 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:04,016 You're gonna die. 216 00:08:04,221 --> 00:08:06,491 So would your girlfriend be mad if she knew 217 00:08:06,521 --> 00:08:08,865 you were all alone in another woman's room? 218 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,212 No, I don't even have a girlf... 219 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:12,103 I'm between girlfriends right now. 220 00:08:12,137 --> 00:08:14,134 Models is what I'm usually dating, 221 00:08:14,152 --> 00:08:17,328 but no, this is strictly journalistic, so... 222 00:08:17,613 --> 00:08:20,241 well, come and get your scoop. 223 00:08:20,656 --> 00:08:22,306 I know what you're doing, but... 224 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,968 your husband's sleeping right there. 225 00:08:23,993 --> 00:08:25,613 Oh, honey, my husband's been sleeping there 226 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:27,469 for the last six years. 227 00:08:27,477 --> 00:08:28,658 Drop your pants, 228 00:08:28,701 --> 00:08:31,580 and I'll tell you everything you want. 229 00:08:31,987 --> 00:08:33,406 All right, I just... 230 00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:35,287 I really want to be on MTV True Life. 231 00:08:35,593 --> 00:08:37,000 Have you seen it? 232 00:08:37,034 --> 00:08:39,098 It's pretty good. 233 00:08:40,151 --> 00:08:41,601 Oh, not so fast, Bronco. 234 00:08:41,632 --> 00:08:43,313 - Ow. - I may not be old, 235 00:08:43,331 --> 00:08:44,599 but I am old-fashioned. 236 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:49,343 So, uh, dance for me first. 237 00:08:55,107 --> 00:08:57,391 Right? And then a little bit of this. It's not the butterfly. 238 00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:59,472 It's the tootsie roll. Know what I mean? 239 00:09:12,187 --> 00:09:13,981 Nice day. 240 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:15,816 - Uh-huh. - What kind of enchiladas 241 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,863 were those, huh? Road kill? 242 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,350 Mm-hmm. 243 00:09:19,487 --> 00:09:21,757 Wouldn't mind if we had some smooth pudding 244 00:09:21,782 --> 00:09:23,376 every once in a while. 245 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,466 Oh! Oh! 246 00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:27,497 I'm coming, sir. 247 00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:28,966 - Oh, bacon bits! - Okay. 248 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,151 Oh, just the tip of my hip... 249 00:09:30,182 --> 00:09:31,985 no, no need to touch, really! 250 00:09:32,161 --> 00:09:33,760 No, it's fine. 251 00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:34,810 You got witch hands. 252 00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:37,477 - No. - You got witch hands, okay? 253 00:09:37,501 --> 00:09:39,224 Oh, so tell me about the '60s. 254 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,728 Did you march, and for what side? 255 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,626 What happened? Did somebody hit the emergency... 256 00:09:44,664 --> 00:09:47,864 Peggy, Jesus Christ. Not again. 257 00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:49,162 Again? 258 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,161 Nice, I think we got 'em, man. 259 00:09:53,188 --> 00:09:55,397 Hey! You are not two old men. 260 00:09:55,436 --> 00:09:58,639 You are an old man, but you are not. 261 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,236 And in conclusion, 262 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,231 as the civil rights activist 263 00:10:05,494 --> 00:10:08,023 Dr. Martens Luther King once said, 264 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,541 take yee sleazy. 265 00:10:11,613 --> 00:10:13,123 And I'm out. 266 00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:20,904 Ow, my shoulders! 267 00:10:20,929 --> 00:10:22,085 Oh, God! 268 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:24,035 Oh, God! 269 00:10:27,577 --> 00:10:28,466 Damn it. 270 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,729 Okay, you three, guess what. 271 00:10:30,748 --> 00:10:33,960 Go to your rooms, and say aloha to the Luau. 272 00:10:33,991 --> 00:10:36,703 But make it the good-bye aloha, 'cause you're not going. 273 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,584 Get. And you three, get the hell out of here. 274 00:10:39,602 --> 00:10:40,578 Don't film me. 275 00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:42,087 Don't film me anymore. 276 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:44,100 This is all your fault. 277 00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:46,843 - Blake. - See ya, Grandpa. 278 00:10:47,552 --> 00:10:48,697 This sucks. 279 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,761 I finally get a grandpa worth keeping and loving, 280 00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:52,514 and his beard slips right through my fingers. 281 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,077 Yeah, and I might as well call my true life 282 00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:57,061 MTV True Life: I can't make an MTV True Life to save my life. 283 00:10:57,086 --> 00:10:59,884 - This isn't over. Mm-mm. - No, it's not. 284 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:01,529 You still need insurance from your Gramps. 285 00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:03,957 I need to prove to that old turd that I'm a real Demamp. 286 00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:05,599 I'm gonna steal his wrinkly ass out of here, 287 00:11:05,617 --> 00:11:07,047 and then I'm gonna take him to the yard, 288 00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:08,096 and the yard is our house, 289 00:11:08,121 --> 00:11:09,827 and I'm gonna bark at him like a big dog, 290 00:11:09,845 --> 00:11:11,511 'cause I'm a big dog, and I'm ready to... 291 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:13,853 Howwwl! 292 00:11:14,338 --> 00:11:16,064 - What are you talking about? - I don't know, man. 293 00:11:16,094 --> 00:11:18,413 I'm in a lot of pain right now. I think I might die. 294 00:11:18,669 --> 00:11:21,292 Lady and old dudes, 295 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:25,080 welcome to the inautical our Luau for old people party. 296 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:26,573 Hey, what's up? 297 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,790 - Jillian! - Hey! 298 00:11:29,816 --> 00:11:31,974 - Where's the Luau stuff? - What is this? 299 00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:33,069 I don't know. It's a Luau. 300 00:11:33,089 --> 00:11:34,732 It's a different kind of Luau. 301 00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:37,509 Luau? Blake texted me Lou Albano. 302 00:11:37,713 --> 00:11:39,149 - What? - I thought he meant, like, 303 00:11:39,173 --> 00:11:41,123 "Captain Lou" Albano, the wrestling manager 304 00:11:41,141 --> 00:11:42,642 and Cindy Lauper's dad. 305 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,260 Ohhh, yeah, psh. Look at that. 306 00:11:45,348 --> 00:11:49,678 Phone must've auto-corrected Luau to Lou Albano. 307 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,505 Wow, that's insane. 308 00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:53,939 How often are you texting the words "Lou Albano"? 309 00:11:53,973 --> 00:11:55,291 I don't know. 310 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,044 Like, four to five times a week. 311 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,836 But what's up with all the cool, uh, 312 00:11:59,897 --> 00:12:01,683 hip, happening chicks, Jillian? 313 00:12:01,693 --> 00:12:03,464 Oh, this is my hockey team. 314 00:12:03,495 --> 00:12:04,735 We were gonna go to the bar 315 00:12:04,747 --> 00:12:06,811 after our big win, but this seemed like more fun. 316 00:12:06,824 --> 00:12:09,406 Yeah, bunch of crazy Russian bitches. 317 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:11,881 No, they're dolls. They're sweet girls. 318 00:12:11,944 --> 00:12:14,696 - Oh, I bet. - What's up, babies? 319 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,559 You know the mouth of the South ain't gonna miss 320 00:12:16,577 --> 00:12:19,925 a "Captain Lou" Albano party with hockey chicks! 321 00:12:21,215 --> 00:12:22,715 Slash-Luau. 322 00:12:24,158 --> 00:12:25,338 It's me. Uh, it's Karl. 323 00:12:25,357 --> 00:12:27,235 I'm dressed as Jimmy Hart. 324 00:12:37,145 --> 00:12:41,475 {pub}So how does our Luau compare to your old folks' Luau? 325 00:12:42,498 --> 00:12:44,325 I like this one a lot better. 326 00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:46,101 Thank you. We worked kind of... 327 00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:47,381 Oh, I see what you're... 328 00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:50,102 God, you're... hey! Here's the deal. 329 00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:52,584 I'll let you have a dance, one song, 330 00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:54,443 but then you gotta answer one of my questions. 331 00:12:54,502 --> 00:12:56,401 - Sure thing, babe. - All right. 332 00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:58,154 Have a good... 333 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,914 have a good time. 334 00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:05,642 Ahh. 335 00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:07,923 - Now, this is my kinda party. - Yeah. 336 00:13:07,935 --> 00:13:10,476 - What's going on here? - Russian drinking game. 337 00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:11,744 No pussy men allowed. 338 00:13:11,775 --> 00:13:14,863 Whoa, okay, USA all the way, all right? 339 00:13:14,882 --> 00:13:17,496 I bet 20 bucks my Gramps here could drink y'all 340 00:13:17,515 --> 00:13:20,080 Dolph Lundgrenettes under the table. 341 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,534 - Let's go. - All right. 342 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,840 Show 'em who's boss. 343 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,253 Mm-hmm. 344 00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:31,397 - Whoo! - Ahh. 345 00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:33,005 - Yeah! - Lina. 346 00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:35,075 - We need more vodka. - Why? 347 00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:38,389 We got plenty of good alcohol right here. 348 00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:40,255 Oh, no, that's hand sanitizer. 349 00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,985 That's not... 350 00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:47,725 Ah. 351 00:13:48,364 --> 00:13:49,714 Want some? 352 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,110 He beat me. 353 00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:53,614 Straight up. Pay him. 354 00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:54,775 Pay this man his money. 355 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,448 Whoo! 356 00:13:56,614 --> 00:13:58,219 Anybody got any hard drugs? 357 00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:00,975 USA. 358 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:02,350 Uh-oh. 359 00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:04,363 Grandpa. He's just taking a nap. 360 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,512 - Grandpa... - Whoo! 361 00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:08,970 Anybody got any hard drugs? 362 00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:13,293 Grandpa, I know you think I pussed out earlier, 363 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,776 but I'm gonna prove to you once and for all 364 00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:16,356 I'm a real Demamp, starting now. 365 00:14:16,368 --> 00:14:17,669 - Jillian, you ready? - Yep. 366 00:14:17,703 --> 00:14:19,626 - Okay. - On action, okay? Ready? 367 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,210 Yep. Grandpa, you watching? 368 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:23,457 - And action. - Yo. 369 00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:26,092 What it is? Adam Demamp here, 370 00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:29,836 here with Demamp Camp: Working Out With Tires. 371 00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:33,204 As you saw earlier, I de-located both of my arms 372 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,424 doing my classic dead tire flip lift. 373 00:14:35,512 --> 00:14:38,365 But I plan on doing the impossible 374 00:14:38,383 --> 00:14:40,754 to prove to my grandfather that I'm not a pussy. 375 00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:43,705 That's him right there, although that has nothing to do with the video. 376 00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:45,045 But I shall do it right now, 377 00:14:45,062 --> 00:14:47,589 1,000 times in a row, starting right now. 378 00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:50,254 Okay. Are you getting this? 379 00:14:50,286 --> 00:14:51,736 Grandpa, are you watching? 380 00:14:52,996 --> 00:14:54,406 Oh! 381 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,488 - Oh, my back! - Adam... 382 00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,202 I ripped my back muscle in half! 383 00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:07,589 Hey, I'm so sorry to interrupt. 384 00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:10,078 Is it okay if I borrow your dance partner, just for a second? 385 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:11,313 Get over here. 386 00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:13,937 I don't know what your endgame is, but that old horny lady over there 387 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,783 thinks you're a guy, so unless you want her 388 00:15:15,802 --> 00:15:17,132 to find out otherwise, 389 00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:20,711 you better answer some questions for my new documentary, MTV True Life: 390 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,941 I'm a Russian lesbian hockey player living in America, 391 00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:24,368 maybe legally. 392 00:15:24,769 --> 00:15:26,805 How about I just beat your ass? 393 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,300 I don't fight girls. 394 00:15:28,424 --> 00:15:30,296 Oh! No, please! 395 00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:31,541 Oh, yes! 396 00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,614 I love it when they fight over me. 397 00:15:33,629 --> 00:15:35,332 Fight, fight! 398 00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:39,491 You're dancing with a woman. 399 00:15:40,384 --> 00:15:41,960 Oh, and one... 400 00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:43,822 And two... And three! 401 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,601 That's it. We got a new winner. 402 00:15:45,619 --> 00:15:46,871 We've got a winner! 403 00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:49,017 She knocked you out like a bitch! 404 00:15:50,044 --> 00:15:51,425 Russian whip-its. 405 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,446 Oh, dear. 406 00:15:52,471 --> 00:15:54,959 It will blow the hair right off your babushka. 407 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,663 We want to keep the hair on his babushka today, thank you. 408 00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,129 - Okay... - Ha, ha, ha! 409 00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:04,454 Hockey team... hey, no! 410 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,772 See what you... 411 00:16:06,857 --> 00:16:08,219 Great. All right. 412 00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:09,917 Do you need to go to the restroom, or what? 413 00:16:09,948 --> 00:16:11,631 - Yeah, I... - He can't breathe. 414 00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:13,954 He can't breathe. He can't breathe! 415 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,388 CPR! Anybody? 416 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,732 - Blake... - I got you, Grandpa. 417 00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,766 Uh, just, uh, split the mustache, and... 418 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:19,853 - no, no, no! - And kind of just... 419 00:16:19,865 --> 00:16:21,907 no! Mouth to neck. 420 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:23,488 - Huh? - Mouth, neck. 421 00:16:23,506 --> 00:16:25,951 - You got to help me, Grandson. - Oh, no, no. 422 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:28,314 Maybe this is just your time to go, my old man. 423 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,079 I can't breathe. 424 00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:30,689 You got to help your old Grandpa. 425 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:32,709 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine. 426 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:34,571 Uh... Uh... 427 00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:38,043 Eh... Uh... Ugh... 428 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,860 - Oh! Oh! - I'm good. 429 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,553 I got your... I got your throat spluge on my mouth! 430 00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:48,676 Oh, my God! 431 00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:51,702 That was a rush. Do you wanna keep it going? 432 00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:03,335 {pub}Just give me the health insurance, please! 433 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,379 Just give me the health insurance! 434 00:17:07,475 --> 00:17:10,017 Please! I don't know what else to do. 435 00:17:10,036 --> 00:17:11,611 Oh, Jesus! 436 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:15,493 Oh, fuck, now I burned my hand. 437 00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:20,043 Just made it in time. 438 00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:24,762 George! Hey! 439 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,065 It's time to go home. 440 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:28,367 Oh, I don't think so, Mark. 441 00:17:28,386 --> 00:17:30,771 You took my pig away from me. 442 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,508 And I'm not talking about this piece right here. 443 00:17:33,539 --> 00:17:35,631 So sayonara. 444 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,814 Yeah... no. No. 445 00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:40,521 Your Grandpa's a total dick. 446 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,155 Grandpa! 447 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,200 Come on. All right, all right, all right. 448 00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:46,916 - Keep them in the truck. - Saved your life, man. 449 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,021 I saw George heading west. 450 00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:51,207 He's not gonna get far on those artificial hips. 451 00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:53,508 Tranq gun. 452 00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:56,108 No. He's my Grandpa. 453 00:17:56,803 --> 00:17:58,665 I got this. 454 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,683 Oh! Oh, that hurt. 455 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,131 Yeah. Okay. 456 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:08,388 - West is the other way. - Okay. 457 00:18:08,707 --> 00:18:10,583 Yeah. Ugh. 458 00:18:11,095 --> 00:18:12,654 You hiding from me? 459 00:18:12,878 --> 00:18:15,524 I'm a way better hiderer than you'll ever be. 460 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,546 Oh, I found you. 461 00:18:17,621 --> 00:18:20,599 I... you... agh! Ow! 462 00:18:20,686 --> 00:18:22,130 Jeez. 463 00:18:22,984 --> 00:18:23,897 Get back here! 464 00:18:23,921 --> 00:18:25,282 Ow. 465 00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:27,479 I'm gonna shoot you so hard! 466 00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:29,221 Come on. 467 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,223 Jeez, it's like Double Dare in here. 468 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:36,861 Jesus, how many plants does this... ugh. 469 00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:37,955 What's happening? 470 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,075 You have a beautiful home. I love it. 471 00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:44,353 Ow. Is this marble? It's beautiful. 472 00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:46,266 Hey! You get back here! 473 00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:49,553 Get back here! 474 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,315 You get back here right now! 475 00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:53,961 Get down! 476 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,332 Get down! 477 00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:59,040 Whoo! Whoooo! 478 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,376 Oh! 479 00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:16,305 - Agh. - Man down. 480 00:19:17,913 --> 00:19:21,090 Sorry about that. Family stuff. You guys have grandpas, right? 481 00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:23,570 Grandpa? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 482 00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:24,987 There was no other way. 483 00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:26,820 No, no, it's okay. 484 00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:29,576 I'm proud of you because... 485 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,438 You proved yourself to be a real man. 486 00:19:33,486 --> 00:19:34,574 Unlike me. 487 00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:37,357 - What? - I'm not a war hero. 488 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:40,982 I got a dishonorable discharge because... 489 00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:45,027 I shot myself in the leg to avoid combat. 490 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:48,428 And the only reason I was so hard on you 491 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:51,874 was because I didn't want you to end up like me. 492 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,980 I'm a loser. 493 00:19:54,005 --> 00:19:55,727 You're not a loser. 494 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,277 You are a Demamp. 495 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,469 It's not in our T.N.A. 496 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:03,331 I'm gonna put you back on the health insurance. 497 00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:04,949 You know why? 498 00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:06,026 Why? 499 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,714 Because you learned how to take a punch. 500 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,873 Ow! 501 00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:14,659 Fuck! 502 00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:16,817 Welcome to Demamp Camp: 503 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:18,162 Fully insured. 504 00:20:18,193 --> 00:20:19,437 On this new edition, 505 00:20:19,456 --> 00:20:21,750 I will be showing you a brand-new exercise 506 00:20:21,769 --> 00:20:25,249 that I just created using my own brain and intelligence. 507 00:20:25,299 --> 00:20:27,554 It's called "the roof-fly-delt-pump". 508 00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:28,892 Basically, you get a running start, 509 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:30,730 pump your delts so hard that you come 510 00:20:30,743 --> 00:20:34,658 to a nice, soft landing, because you've just flown 511 00:20:34,702 --> 00:20:36,193 for a few seconds. 512 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:37,672 Let's do this! 513 00:20:37,823 --> 00:20:39,844 Come on, here we go. Yeah! 514 00:20:40,849 --> 00:20:44,090 - Ohhh! - Oh! Adam! 515 00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:45,662 Blake, we get it? 516 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,165 Dude, you don't have to keep asking me 517 00:20:47,177 --> 00:20:48,954 if we got... oh. 518 00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:51,187 Actually, I ran out of batteries. 519 00:20:51,474 --> 00:20:52,543 Ders, did you get it? 520 00:20:52,578 --> 00:20:54,549 Yeah, did you get the behind-the-scenes? 521 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,910 Yeah, I got it. 522 00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:57,285 MTV True Life: 523 00:20:57,318 --> 00:20:59,624 I'm trying to get on Tosh.0. 524 00:20:59,732 --> 00:21:04,732 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther