1 00:00:00,034 --> 00:00:02,235 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,364 --> 00:00:03,825 (Crow caws) 3 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:06,076 (Frankie) I know what you're thinking-- 4 00:00:06,188 --> 00:00:07,889 how did I end up in prison? 5 00:00:08,157 --> 00:00:11,355 Well, it all started with my kids not brushing their teeth. 6 00:00:11,523 --> 00:00:12,587 - Did you guys brush your teeth? (Sue) - Yes. 7 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:13,777 - God. (Brick) - We always do. 8 00:00:13,833 --> 00:00:15,493 Good. Now chew these, and we'll see how well. 9 00:00:15,602 --> 00:00:17,187 I have an oral hygiene practical tomorrow, 10 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,840 and I need to be able to spot plaque 11 00:00:18,966 --> 00:00:20,381 and teach better brushing techniques. 12 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,775 I liked it better when you worked at the car lot 13 00:00:21,902 --> 00:00:23,110 and brought home doughnuts. 14 00:00:23,228 --> 00:00:24,652 I liked it when she brought home salary. 15 00:00:24,846 --> 00:00:26,588 Uh, hey. Friendly reminder-- 16 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:29,342 only 10 more days till my Sweet 16, 17 00:00:29,478 --> 00:00:33,188 or as I like to call it, my "Sue-weet" 16. (Laughs) 18 00:00:33,298 --> 00:00:34,645 That's ten days away from driving, 19 00:00:34,774 --> 00:00:37,343 two years away from voting, and five years away 20 00:00:37,442 --> 00:00:40,347 from having a glass of wine to take the edge off. 21 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:43,294 Dad, I'm serious. Cassidy has a later curfew than me. 22 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:45,639 Do you know how embarrassing that is? Be a bro. 23 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:49,472 Well, I'll never be your bro, but I'll bump it to 12:30. 24 00:00:49,597 --> 00:00:52,968 Ha! I was trying for 12:30, so I asked for 1:30. 25 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,401 You just got played. 26 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,120 Well, I would have gone to 1:00. 27 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,087 So what's that you kids say again? 28 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,357 Booyah? 29 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,493 (Dog barking in distance) Okay. I'm thinking at the party, 30 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,809 everyone will bake their own individual cakes. 31 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:05,652 That means between you, me, 32 00:01:05,813 --> 00:01:07,667 Brad, Carly, and the wrestlerettes, 33 00:01:07,788 --> 00:01:08,816 that'd be seven cakes. 34 00:01:08,906 --> 00:01:10,884 Ten if dad, Axl, and Brick want to do it. 35 00:01:11,077 --> 00:01:12,229 So seven. 36 00:01:12,443 --> 00:01:13,778 Okay, did you guys finish chewing? 37 00:01:13,911 --> 00:01:15,106 'Cause I have to examine your teeth 38 00:01:15,216 --> 00:01:16,426 to see if there's any tiny red spots 39 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,191 where you might have missed brushing. 40 00:01:20,857 --> 00:01:23,156 I don't have your professional eye, Frankie. 41 00:01:23,313 --> 00:01:24,910 Where'd they miss? 42 00:01:25,902 --> 00:01:30,334 I'm making a list of games to play for my "Sue-weet" 16. 43 00:01:30,455 --> 00:01:31,922 And this is what I have so far-- 44 00:01:32,162 --> 00:01:34,767 charades, celebrity charades, 45 00:01:34,934 --> 00:01:35,964 Pictionary, 46 00:01:36,043 --> 00:01:37,349 celebrity Pictionary-- 47 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:39,486 Sue, if you have any prayer of being remotely cool, 48 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:41,496 you gotta play the game the cool kids are playing. 49 00:01:41,612 --> 00:01:42,787 Surprised you haven't heard of it yet. 50 00:01:42,921 --> 00:01:44,517 It's called smell dad's boot. 51 00:01:44,618 --> 00:01:47,366 (Muffled voice) - Aah! Get it off me! - Oh! Smell it, Sue! Smell it! 52 00:01:47,466 --> 00:01:48,786 - Axl! Oh, gross! - How long can you last? 53 00:01:48,897 --> 00:01:51,036 (Coughing) Ha ha! Oh. Mere seconds. 54 00:01:51,189 --> 00:01:52,612 Try sticking your head in the hamper 55 00:01:52,718 --> 00:01:54,743 to build your stamina and get that time up. (Shoes thud) 56 00:01:54,841 --> 00:01:55,950 (Laughs) 57 00:01:56,045 --> 00:01:57,234 Here's a game, Axl-- 58 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:59,682 it's called catch dad's boot with your face! 59 00:01:59,894 --> 00:02:01,167 (Pop, glass shatters) 60 00:02:01,228 --> 00:02:04,093 Oh, nice job, Sue! Look what you did! 61 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:05,790 It's not my fault! 62 00:02:05,935 --> 00:02:08,517 It's your fault with that stupid game. 63 00:02:08,674 --> 00:02:11,123 Besides, Brick is the one who sent it through the window. 64 00:02:11,243 --> 00:02:13,210 I'm just impressed I hit it. 65 00:02:13,321 --> 00:02:18,232 Oh, no. Oh, no, this is bad. This is really, really bad. 66 00:02:18,359 --> 00:02:21,038 When mom and dad come home, they're gonna freak out. 67 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:23,205 And they're already dealing with a broken car windshield. 68 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,839 And they don't even know about the hole in my wall. 69 00:02:25,947 --> 00:02:27,861 Uh, they fixed that a year ago. 70 00:02:27,977 --> 00:02:29,945 - New hole. - Seriously? 71 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:33,563 Okay, okay. Well at least with three of us, 72 00:02:33,669 --> 00:02:35,714 they'll have to spread the punishment around. 73 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:36,978 We all did it, 74 00:02:37,101 --> 00:02:39,541 and we are all just gonna have to take responsibility. 75 00:02:39,648 --> 00:02:42,061 Or... none of us did it, 76 00:02:42,165 --> 00:02:43,922 and none of us are gonna take responsibility. 77 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,366 What are you talking about, Axl? 78 00:02:45,485 --> 00:02:47,472 We have to. We're the ones who did it. 79 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:49,223 Unless we didn't. 80 00:02:49,382 --> 00:02:50,999 Unless we were just sitting here, 81 00:02:51,114 --> 00:02:53,178 and the Glossners came and threw a rock through the window. 82 00:02:53,296 --> 00:02:55,430 That's a very Glossner thing to do. 83 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:01,604 Okay. Now, uh, sprinkle the glass around 84 00:03:01,678 --> 00:03:03,593 so it looks like the rock came from outside. 85 00:03:04,886 --> 00:03:06,006 Ow! 86 00:03:06,193 --> 00:03:07,908 How come you don't have to touch any glass? 87 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,018 'Cause I got fingerprinted for the missing child program 88 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,988 back when mom and dad still cared. 89 00:03:12,717 --> 00:03:15,594 Yeah. Mm. (Under breath) Let's see. 90 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:16,916 (Thuds) 91 00:03:17,384 --> 00:03:19,569 Okay. Yeah. This is good. 92 00:03:19,722 --> 00:03:21,196 Now look innocent. 93 00:03:21,484 --> 00:03:23,285 Let's get our stories straight. Sue! 94 00:03:23,402 --> 00:03:25,937 Uh, we were just sitting on the couch relaxing, 95 00:03:26,108 --> 00:03:28,079 - watching TV-- - Brick! 96 00:03:28,271 --> 00:03:32,444 When the Glossners viciously threw a rock threw our window. 97 00:03:32,573 --> 00:03:34,035 Excellent. (Chuckles) 98 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:35,546 (Gagging) (Whispers) I'm lying. 99 00:03:39,027 --> 00:03:40,186 Thank you, Shorty's Pizza, 100 00:03:40,297 --> 00:03:41,988 for rolling back prices to the '50s. (Chuckles) 101 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,962 I like the '50s. It's the only place I can afford. 102 00:03:45,086 --> 00:03:47,585 I feel a little guilty that they gave us all these extra pies 103 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:49,573 when they saw us get into the church van. 104 00:03:49,695 --> 00:03:51,807 Although we do work with troubled teens. 105 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,829 I'm telling you, Frankie, this thing is magic. 106 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,151 I rolled through a stop sign last week 107 00:03:55,272 --> 00:03:57,340 right in front of a cop, and he just waved. 108 00:03:57,495 --> 00:03:58,978 Don't push it, Mike, seriously. 109 00:03:59,127 --> 00:04:01,327 Ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?" 110 00:04:01,443 --> 00:04:03,175 In this van? Same thing I'm doing-- 111 00:04:03,297 --> 00:04:05,136 50 in a 35. (Laughs) 112 00:04:06,273 --> 00:04:08,869 You guys never learned how to lie. 113 00:04:08,995 --> 00:04:11,121 Clearly, our public schools are failing us. 114 00:04:11,245 --> 00:04:13,127 Brick, the first rule of lying-- 115 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:14,418 don't say you're lying. 116 00:04:14,536 --> 00:04:16,783 I'm not trying to do it. It-- it just happens. 117 00:04:16,911 --> 00:04:18,522 Well, try this-- after you lie, 118 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,080 add something true to the end of the lie, 119 00:04:20,195 --> 00:04:22,600 that way you'll trick your brain into thinking you're not lying. 120 00:04:22,724 --> 00:04:23,633 Okay. 121 00:04:23,737 --> 00:04:25,468 The Glossners threw a rock through our window, 122 00:04:25,628 --> 00:04:27,045 and... 123 00:04:27,247 --> 00:04:28,895 it's dark outside. 124 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,391 Yes! 125 00:04:32,509 --> 00:04:34,256 (Whispers) The first part is a lie. 126 00:04:34,605 --> 00:04:35,603 We'll work on that. 127 00:04:35,728 --> 00:04:38,407 Sue, focus on the details of the lie, 128 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,936 that way, you'll trick your stomach into not barfing. 129 00:04:41,045 --> 00:04:43,489 All right. Uh, it-- it was 7:14, 130 00:04:43,591 --> 00:04:44,911 and we heard a sound. 131 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:47,997 No-- it was 7:13 and a rock came. 132 00:04:48,177 --> 00:04:51,500 No-- 7:14, because I had just taken a bite of cheese. 133 00:04:51,646 --> 00:04:53,344 Colby. No-- cheddar. 134 00:04:53,472 --> 00:04:55,076 - And-- and-- - Okay. You suck at details. 135 00:04:55,218 --> 00:04:57,248 Just make your point, gloss over the rest. 136 00:04:57,373 --> 00:04:58,640 (Car doors close) Oh, God. 137 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,552 We're out of time. Okay. 138 00:05:05,353 --> 00:05:08,952 (Singsongy) I have pizza... for the rest of your lives. 139 00:05:09,048 --> 00:05:10,248 Thank havens you're home. (Door closes) 140 00:05:10,365 --> 00:05:12,109 We were just sitting here watching TV, 141 00:05:12,218 --> 00:05:14,047 when this rock came crashing through the window. 142 00:05:14,153 --> 00:05:16,029 What? Was anyone hurt? 143 00:05:16,493 --> 00:05:17,333 (Exhales) 144 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:20,092 Who would do something like that? 145 00:05:20,215 --> 00:05:21,058 We looked outside, 146 00:05:21,179 --> 00:05:22,901 and we saw the Glossners running away. 147 00:05:23,035 --> 00:05:24,599 One of them was wearing a green shirt, 148 00:05:24,723 --> 00:05:27,706 and the other had a hole in his jeans... (Coughs) 149 00:05:28,685 --> 00:05:31,291 and so on and so forth and what have you. 150 00:05:31,411 --> 00:05:32,610 You sure it was the Glossners? 151 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,179 Definitely. I-I heard them laughing. 152 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:37,501 (Slurps) I don't believe this. 153 00:05:37,622 --> 00:05:39,734 Why? It's all very believable. 154 00:05:39,855 --> 00:05:41,759 Okay. Enough's enough, Frankie. I'm going over there. 155 00:05:41,869 --> 00:05:43,037 What? Don't! 156 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,500 Why not? 157 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:47,743 Because, um, we thought it was the Glossners, 158 00:05:47,884 --> 00:05:50,505 - but we also heard tires. - Tires? 159 00:05:50,619 --> 00:05:52,807 Yes. Screeching away. 160 00:05:52,942 --> 00:05:54,295 So it could have been someone else. 161 00:05:54,429 --> 00:05:56,029 Like the Maddens, 162 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,906 or the house on the other end of the street 163 00:05:58,042 --> 00:06:01,695 has that weird cousin that visits from Des Moines. (Crunches) 164 00:06:02,123 --> 00:06:05,411 And so on and so forth and what have you. 165 00:06:05,545 --> 00:06:07,578 So there you have it. Could be the Glossners, 166 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:09,891 could be any number of mischievous teens, really. 167 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,567 Guess we'll never know for sure. 168 00:06:11,878 --> 00:06:14,068 (Sucks air) 169 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,207 (Whispers) - I'm-- - Done! 170 00:06:16,329 --> 00:06:17,436 With this one. (Laughs) 171 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:20,599 Well, it is getting late, 172 00:06:20,724 --> 00:06:22,313 and we all have homework to do, right, guys? 173 00:06:22,432 --> 00:06:23,580 - Right. - Yes. 174 00:06:23,699 --> 00:06:25,816 Okay. Don't forget your dinner. 175 00:06:33,921 --> 00:06:35,552 I've seen enough episodes of "Castle" 176 00:06:35,673 --> 00:06:38,361 to know that something is not right in this picture. 177 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:41,076 The glass is evenly laid out. 178 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:42,909 The rock is placed just so. 179 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,515 It's all a little too neat. 180 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:47,021 Only in this house 181 00:06:47,155 --> 00:06:49,993 would broken glass all over the floor be considered neat. 182 00:06:50,114 --> 00:06:51,255 Hmm. 183 00:06:59,057 --> 00:07:00,278 Hurry up. The bus is here. 184 00:07:00,385 --> 00:07:02,294 Finish your breakfast pizza. Take your lunch pizza. 185 00:07:02,411 --> 00:07:04,021 Aw. I wanted pepperoni. 186 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,263 Oh, here. You can have mine. 187 00:07:05,368 --> 00:07:06,680 Oh, cool. Thanks, Sue. 188 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,323 Uh, ooh. Sausage anyone? 189 00:07:08,423 --> 00:07:09,727 Ooh, I'll trade you some plain cheese for it. 190 00:07:09,822 --> 00:07:11,492 Oh, thank you. Brick, you are the man. 191 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,301 - Thank you. - Wait, Sue, come on. Let me help you here. 192 00:07:13,422 --> 00:07:15,574 - Oh, thanks, Axl. - There you go. 193 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,825 (Door opens and closes) What the hell was that? 194 00:07:18,928 --> 00:07:19,950 I don't know. 195 00:07:20,055 --> 00:07:21,639 What was in those little red tablets you gave 'em? 196 00:07:21,725 --> 00:07:24,328 First the window, now being civil and kind? 197 00:07:24,442 --> 00:07:25,588 Something's definitely up with them. 198 00:07:25,703 --> 00:07:27,934 I'm telling ya, they're in cahoots. 199 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:29,272 Hmm. Maybe it's just a coincidence. 200 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:31,745 Mm. There are no coincidences. 201 00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:33,427 Only clues. 202 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:34,235 "Castle"? 203 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,350 It's a really good show, Mike. You should watch. 204 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,825 (Sighs) Well, don't worry. 205 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:42,632 We'll get to the bottom of this. 206 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,766 Hi, Axl. 207 00:07:51,918 --> 00:07:53,762 I've been waiting for you. (Gloves snap) 208 00:07:53,913 --> 00:07:56,055 What's, uh, what's going on? 209 00:07:56,161 --> 00:07:58,163 Why are you... grinning like that? 210 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,314 Well, I'm getting my dental rotation soon, 211 00:08:00,437 --> 00:08:02,760 and I need to practice so I get a good one. 212 00:08:02,889 --> 00:08:04,048 Have a seat. 213 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:06,567 - I got a lot of homework I gotta-- - Sit. 214 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:10,569 (Blows air) 215 00:08:11,951 --> 00:08:14,138 Hi, dad. What are you doing 216 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,460 with the Disney World trip change jar? 217 00:08:16,594 --> 00:08:18,302 Gotta pay for the window somehow. 218 00:08:18,419 --> 00:08:21,149 You know, the one the Glossners or whoever broke. 219 00:08:21,289 --> 00:08:23,041 But we've been saving up this money for years. 220 00:08:23,165 --> 00:08:26,221 I-I've dreamed of Disney World since I was a little girl. 221 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:27,988 Yep. Shame. 222 00:08:28,532 --> 00:08:30,598 Let's start with the quarters. (Sighs) 223 00:08:34,402 --> 00:08:36,657 What I'm trying to wrap my head around is, 224 00:08:36,785 --> 00:08:39,916 Brick said he definitely heard the Glossners laughing. 225 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,812 (Mutters indistinctly) 226 00:08:41,934 --> 00:08:44,817 But you and Sue said you heard tires squealing. 227 00:08:44,966 --> 00:08:47,724 I looked outside. There's no tire marks. 228 00:08:47,845 --> 00:08:49,313 What do you make of that? 229 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,497 I don't know. Aah. 230 00:08:51,602 --> 00:08:53,492 Oops. Still learning. 231 00:08:53,612 --> 00:08:55,249 Sure hope that doesn't happen again. 232 00:08:55,347 --> 00:08:56,279 Ah... 233 00:08:56,387 --> 00:08:59,245 Wow. I had no idea how close we were 234 00:08:59,359 --> 00:09:00,819 to affording this trip. 235 00:09:01,276 --> 00:09:02,467 Uh-huh. 236 00:09:02,978 --> 00:09:04,366 (Clinks) So close. 237 00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:06,849 Guess we'll just have to start all over again. 238 00:09:07,163 --> 00:09:08,234 Oh, well. 239 00:09:08,345 --> 00:09:09,623 Oh, well! 240 00:09:09,904 --> 00:09:11,231 You know, it's funny, though-- 241 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:13,848 you call me when there's a ladybug in the house. 242 00:09:14,046 --> 00:09:15,490 But when a rock comes through the window, 243 00:09:15,632 --> 00:09:16,636 no call. 244 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:17,656 (Laughs nervously) 245 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:19,724 I mean funny as in interesting. 246 00:09:20,271 --> 00:09:21,491 Right. 247 00:09:21,806 --> 00:09:23,335 What time... (Clinks) 248 00:09:23,441 --> 00:09:25,895 did you say the rock came through the window again? 249 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:28,171 Between 7:00 and 8:00, maybe closer to 8:00. 250 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,920 And so on and so forth, and what have you. 251 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:33,231 I see. And when you say, 252 00:09:33,344 --> 00:09:35,508 "and so on and so forth and what have you," 253 00:09:36,104 --> 00:09:38,211 what time have you? 254 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,466 (Clinks) 255 00:09:39,606 --> 00:09:40,668 We done? 256 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,681 - We can be. - Awesome. 257 00:09:43,288 --> 00:09:44,456 It was Sue, wasn't it? 258 00:09:44,572 --> 00:09:45,591 She can be clumsy. 259 00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:47,949 An upturned carpet and-- whoops! Broken window. 260 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,192 It was Axl, wasn't it? 261 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,012 Look, if you tell me the truth right now, 262 00:09:51,145 --> 00:09:52,758 there's a pair of mouse ears with your name on it. 263 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,462 It wasn't Sue. I heard two people laughing. 264 00:09:54,582 --> 00:09:55,644 Could have been teen vandals, 265 00:09:55,741 --> 00:09:56,934 could have been the Glossners, okay? 266 00:09:57,049 --> 00:09:59,203 It wasn't Axl! It was the Glossners. 267 00:09:59,351 --> 00:10:00,869 Or other bad teens... 268 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,534 and so on and so forth and what have you! 269 00:10:04,697 --> 00:10:06,850 The rock came through the window at 7:42. 270 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,533 It wasn't a car. It was a Vespa. 271 00:10:08,632 --> 00:10:09,486 I'll pass it on to Brick. 272 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,614 Okay. Pass this on, too-- 273 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:12,259 now there are worse things mom can do to your mouth 274 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,623 than make food for it. 275 00:10:14,035 --> 00:10:15,778 Having bombed out with Axl and Sue, 276 00:10:15,902 --> 00:10:18,013 Mike and I played the only card we had left. 277 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,026 Where you guys going? 278 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,615 Nowhere. Just taking Brick out for ice cream. 279 00:10:22,329 --> 00:10:24,874 Um, I would actually love some ice cream. 280 00:10:25,019 --> 00:10:27,308 No, not you guys. Just Brick. 281 00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,472 10 bucks on toppings. 282 00:10:40,705 --> 00:10:42,361 He goes for all the heavy stuff-- 283 00:10:42,482 --> 00:10:44,979 the brownie bits, gummi bears, circus cookies-- 284 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,429 and nothing. He won't admit to anything. 285 00:10:47,538 --> 00:10:49,367 (Mutters indistinctly) 286 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:50,846 I don't know. I just don't get it. 287 00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:52,821 Why are these kids protecting each other? 288 00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:55,320 Remember, ladies and... Scott, 289 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:58,086 today's work will determine your rotation spot. 290 00:10:58,379 --> 00:11:01,285 Do well, you'll be teaching kindergarteners how to floss. 291 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:02,800 Do badly.... 292 00:11:03,151 --> 00:11:05,571 let's just say there are places I wouldn't put my hands 293 00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:07,476 with ten gloves on. 294 00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:10,216 (Scoffs) I hope I get a good rotation. 295 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,511 Mrs. Armwood and I got off to a rocky start, 296 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:14,470 - and now it's like she's always up my-- - Frankie. 297 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:15,437 (Clank)Aah! 298 00:11:15,537 --> 00:11:17,013 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 299 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:17,813 Are you okay-- 300 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,268 (Squish) Ugh! 301 00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,463 You know, lying is easier that I thought it would be, 302 00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:26,289 and I got ice cream. 303 00:11:26,498 --> 00:11:29,027 Clearly, we've been playing it wrong all these years. 304 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,216 (Mouth full) What do you mean? 305 00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:32,830 What I mean is that together, we are awesome. 306 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:35,646 But alone, only I am still awesome. 307 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,587 - Huh? - They made a huge mistake when they had three kids. 308 00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:41,203 We outnumber them. So as long as we stick together, 309 00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:44,237 we get stronger, and they get weaker. 310 00:11:44,327 --> 00:11:45,767 There's nothing we can't do. 311 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,513 We don't want to clean a garage this weekend? 312 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:48,749 We don't like what's for dinner? 313 00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:50,414 We wanna sell mom to a rich man? 314 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,619 We can do it. 315 00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,941 (Frankie) Guys? Can you come out here, please? 316 00:11:54,136 --> 00:11:56,071 Should we? What do you think? 317 00:11:56,242 --> 00:11:58,014 Eh. Why not throw her a bone? 318 00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:02,592 What is that? 319 00:12:02,694 --> 00:12:03,865 It's from the church van. 320 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,315 The gift that keeps on givin'. 321 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,892 We like to call it the wheel of pain. 322 00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:09,426 See, your dad and I know 323 00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:11,744 that you've all been lying about the window. 324 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,275 And since no one has fessed up 325 00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:15,013 and received their fair punishment, 326 00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:18,968 we're gonna let the wheel decide who gets punished randomly. 327 00:12:19,258 --> 00:12:22,462 Unless somebody wants to step up and admit anything? 328 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:24,942 No. 329 00:12:25,064 --> 00:12:27,327 - No. - Nothing to admit. 330 00:12:27,452 --> 00:12:29,149 Okay, then. Time to play. 331 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:31,520 Mike, why don't you tell us the categories? 332 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:35,566 Thanks, Frankie. We have "8 P.M. curfew"... (Clacks) 333 00:12:36,185 --> 00:12:37,694 "No reading"... (Clacks) 334 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,579 And "no birthday party." 335 00:12:40,691 --> 00:12:42,368 Ooh. I hope I get "no reading." 336 00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:44,314 Come on, "no reading." Whoo! 337 00:12:44,422 --> 00:12:47,154 That's not how the wheel of pain works, Axl. 338 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,556 "No reading" would be Brick's punishment 339 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,264 should the wheel land on it. 340 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:53,529 Your punishment would be "8 P.M. curfew." 341 00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:56,303 So wait. If it lands on "no birthday party," 342 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:59,782 that means I lose my "Sue-weet 16"? 343 00:12:59,889 --> 00:13:01,402 See? Sue gets it. 344 00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:05,125 No. It only happens once in a person's life. 345 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,021 That's so unfair. 346 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:10,547 Everyone has the same 1-in-3 chance to get punished, Sue. 347 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,031 But again, we don't have to spin at all, 348 00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:15,779 if someone comes forward. 349 00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:18,547 No? Okay. 350 00:13:18,682 --> 00:13:21,163 Well, Mike, let 'er rip. 351 00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:24,926 (Clacking) Round and round and round she goes. 352 00:13:25,036 --> 00:13:28,171 Where she stops, nobody knows. 353 00:13:28,276 --> 00:13:30,033 - No birthday party. - Oh, my God! 354 00:13:30,153 --> 00:13:31,548 O-o-okay. Y-you know what? 355 00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:34,342 That was just a practice spin to show how it works. 356 00:13:34,444 --> 00:13:35,732 - You can't change the rules! - That's not fair. 357 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,821 Let's do it for real this time. Mike? 358 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:38,901 Yeah. 359 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:41,450 (Clacking) Round and round and round she goes. 360 00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:45,518 Where she stops, no... 361 00:13:45,898 --> 00:13:47,287 birthday party. 362 00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:50,186 Again? No! It's rigged! 363 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,554 It's not rigged, Sue. 364 00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:54,630 Then how come the wheel of pain always lands on me? 365 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,006 Tonight, or life in general? 366 00:13:56,114 --> 00:13:58,354 Okay. This is the one that really counts. 367 00:13:58,474 --> 00:13:59,937 No more do-overs. 368 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,083 (Blows air) 369 00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:04,358 (Clacking) Round and round, and, uh, you get it. 370 00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:06,590 (Clacking continues) 371 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:17,787 No! 372 00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:24,438 I can't lose my party. 373 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:26,303 It's my Sweet 16. 374 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,072 It's the only birthday that has its own adjective. 375 00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:31,041 Man, they are really playing hardball. 376 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,442 Got to admit, I did not see that one coming. (Chuckles) 377 00:14:33,717 --> 00:14:35,203 Oh, well. 378 00:14:35,865 --> 00:14:36,958 "Oh, well"? 379 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,105 That's all you have to say? 380 00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:40,660 You promised nothing bad would happen if we stuck together, 381 00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:42,908 and now the worst possible thing is happening, 382 00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:44,761 and it's only happening to me! 383 00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:46,572 Taking one for the team, Sue-- there's no higher honor. 384 00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:47,715 Screw the team! 385 00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:49,233 I am gonna tell them what really happened! 386 00:14:49,364 --> 00:14:51,770 It is the only way to get my "Sue-weet 16" back! 387 00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:53,379 Sue, relax. You're gonna get your party. 388 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:54,669 How can you know that? 389 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:56,617 'Cause mom caves. She's a caver. 390 00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,108 Axl's got a point, Sue. 391 00:14:58,226 --> 00:15:00,024 Mom's all threat, no follow-through. 392 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,796 She's just a toothless old tiger. 393 00:15:02,723 --> 00:15:03,971 You should have heard 'em, Mike. 394 00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,634 Saying that I don't follow through. 395 00:15:05,753 --> 00:15:07,446 That I'm a toothless old tiger. 396 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,935 Does that sound like me? 397 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,525 What, you don't think I have follow-through? 398 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,085 I have follow-through. 399 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:14,302 (Dog barking in distance) 400 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,571 I get tired, okay? They wear me down. 401 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,894 So this time, stick to your guns. 402 00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:20,453 Show 'em the tiger still has teeth. 403 00:15:20,564 --> 00:15:22,141 But it's Sue's Sweet 16. 404 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,802 I can't take that away from her. 405 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,007 Then why'd you make the threat? 406 00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:26,644 'Cause we're not allowed to hit 'em. 407 00:15:26,747 --> 00:15:28,289 If you didn't want to take away Sue's party, 408 00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:30,299 you never should have put it on the wheel of pain. 409 00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:33,426 I was just so sure it was gonna land on Axl. 410 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:35,807 I kind of made his slice a little bigger. 411 00:15:36,422 --> 00:15:38,095 (Sighs) What if it was the Glossners, 412 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,194 and I'm punishing Sue for nothing? 413 00:15:40,369 --> 00:15:42,550 (Exhales) Okay. I won't cave. 414 00:15:53,527 --> 00:15:55,446 So I was stuck sticking to my guns, 415 00:15:55,591 --> 00:15:56,808 but as the days passed, 416 00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,946 Sue wasn't making it any easier. 417 00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:01,835 Hey, mom. 418 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,762 Uh, are we doing anything for my birthday tomorrow? 419 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:08,092 I mean, I know I'm not having a party, and I get it, 420 00:16:08,439 --> 00:16:10,171 but I just wondered if we were, like, 421 00:16:10,284 --> 00:16:12,993 having dinner as a family or something? 422 00:16:13,252 --> 00:16:14,796 Not that we have to. 423 00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:18,436 Mike, I think I figured it out. 424 00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:19,946 You know, it just hit me-- 425 00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:22,383 I own a lot of plaid. 426 00:16:22,673 --> 00:16:23,546 Sorry. What? 427 00:16:23,662 --> 00:16:25,604 I figured out how to give Sue back her Sweet 16 428 00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:27,824 without looking like a spineless caver. 429 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:28,851 How? 430 00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:31,362 You be the spineless caver. Hear me out. 431 00:16:31,484 --> 00:16:34,122 If you let her have the party, supposedly against my wishes, 432 00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:35,735 then it's not really caving for you, 433 00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:37,302 because you didn't make the threat. 434 00:16:37,436 --> 00:16:39,726 And that way, we both get what we want. 435 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,114 And what is that again? 436 00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:42,907 To maintain our authority as parents 437 00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:44,807 but still let Sue have the party. 438 00:16:45,002 --> 00:16:46,771 And what's this have to do with the window? 439 00:16:46,891 --> 00:16:48,286 Ugh. Keep up, Mike. 440 00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:51,092 It stopped being about the window a week ago. 441 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,040 Fine, Mike, have it your way. 442 00:16:55,157 --> 00:16:57,495 Oh, Sue's right here. Go ahead. Tell her. 443 00:16:57,605 --> 00:16:59,296 Tell her what you just told me. 444 00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:00,640 Tell me what? 445 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,506 Well, apparently, your father thinks 446 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:03,859 that I'm being unreasonable, 447 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,372 and that you should have your party, 448 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,852 and it doesn't seem to matter what I say. 449 00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,665 - Really? - Yep. 450 00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:10,966 He said a girl's Sweet 16 451 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,950 is just too important to take away. 452 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,553 - He did? - Mm-hmm. 453 00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:16,243 Personally, I think follow-through 454 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,970 is more important, 'cause I'm all about the follow-through. 455 00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:21,858 But your dad's overruling me, I guess. 456 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:25,362 Yep. When I see a wrong, I right it. 457 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:27,580 Aha! Ha ha! 458 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,733 Oh-ho! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 459 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,172 Thank you! Thank you! I love you so much, dad! 460 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,825 Mother. 461 00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:39,310 That's right, Sue. For your gift, 462 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,939 you, me, and my mom have rear mezzanine seats 463 00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:46,349 to see Debbie Reynolds in "Sugar Babies"! 464 00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:47,995 - Aah! - Aah! 465 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,220 I don't know what that is, but it sounds amazing! 466 00:17:50,342 --> 00:17:51,919 - Aah! - Aah! 467 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,283 Thanks, Brad! 468 00:17:53,926 --> 00:17:54,899 I know this sounds bad, 469 00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:57,436 but I hope your mom's vertigo comes back so I can go. 470 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,766 (Laughs) 471 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,527 I thought the world was going to end on Thursday, 472 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:05,175 so I didn't get you anything. It felt impractical. 473 00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:06,685 That's okay. 474 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:07,917 I got you this coupon 475 00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:09,997 for one free beat-up of the person of your choice. 476 00:18:10,104 --> 00:18:12,168 You can watch or not. It's your call. 477 00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:16,982 Thanks so much, Becky. That's so sweet. 478 00:18:18,824 --> 00:18:20,704 I'm just gonna go check on the hors d'oeuvres. 479 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:24,083 (Pop music playing) 480 00:18:24,197 --> 00:18:25,214 Hey, mom. 481 00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:29,112 I know you and dad have sort of been at odds about my party. 482 00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:31,441 But I am having a really good time, 483 00:18:31,557 --> 00:18:33,638 so I hope you guys are over it. 484 00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:36,061 Well, we're not. I'm still really mad at him, 485 00:18:36,174 --> 00:18:39,841 because this is absolutely the opposite of what I wanted. 486 00:18:40,211 --> 00:18:43,111 Okay, everybody! Time for birthday cake! 487 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:45,821 Hi, Axl. (Sighs) 488 00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:47,121 Prom's in two months. 489 00:18:47,238 --> 00:18:48,473 Yeah. (Chuckles) 490 00:18:48,607 --> 00:18:50,775 Um, you know I'm dating Cassidy, right? 491 00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:53,075 So... probably taking her. 492 00:18:53,184 --> 00:18:55,568 Oh. Cassidy seems really nice. 493 00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:59,329 Can you get me a strand of her hair? 494 00:19:00,127 --> 00:19:01,157 (Exhales) 495 00:19:01,363 --> 00:19:02,808 (Frankie) Okay. There we go. 496 00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:05,115 (Under breath) Told you she'd cave. 497 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,357 I heard that, Axl. 498 00:19:06,468 --> 00:19:08,301 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ - And for your information, I did not cave. 499 00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:10,198 Your father steamrolled me. 500 00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:12,062 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ - Yep. That's what I do. 501 00:19:12,204 --> 00:19:14,134 I put my foot down and showed her who's boss. 502 00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,334 Don't mess with me, Mike. I am still pissed. 503 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,227 And you know what? I am not talking to you. 504 00:19:18,351 --> 00:19:21,549 Mm. Sue's birthday, and I got the gift. 505 00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:25,258 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 506 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,131 Make a wish, Sue. 507 00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:29,833 I wish my parents would stop fighting, 508 00:19:29,948 --> 00:19:31,347 and everything would go back to the way it was 509 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:34,018 before I drove a wedge between them. (Blows air) 510 00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:35,392 What? Oh, Sue. 511 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,620 You guys are obviously so mad at each other, 512 00:19:37,737 --> 00:19:39,427 and you're probably gonna get a divorce, 513 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,273 and it'll be all my fault. 514 00:19:41,373 --> 00:19:42,872 No, Sue, it's not your fault, 'cause-- 515 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,678 Wait. It's not my fault. 516 00:19:46,195 --> 00:19:48,344 It's all our faults. 517 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,577 We did it. We're the ones who broke the window. 518 00:19:50,679 --> 00:19:52,417 That's not true. She's lying. 519 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,474 (Whispers) I'm lying. 520 00:19:53,579 --> 00:19:56,256 No. I am not taking the fall for you guys anymore. 521 00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:59,656 We all broke the window, and we blamed the Glossners, 522 00:19:59,809 --> 00:20:02,750 and we lied. And we lied. 523 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,398 So there it was-- 524 00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:06,376 the confession I'd been waiting for, 525 00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:09,222 but it wasn't quite as satisfying as I'd hoped. 526 00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:13,345 I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry for everything. 527 00:20:14,126 --> 00:20:16,550 This was supposed to be my Sweet 16, 528 00:20:16,711 --> 00:20:18,254 and it's not sweet at all. 529 00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:22,328 It's sour. This is a Sour 16. 530 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:26,365 No, Sue, wait. Your dad and I aren't fighting. 531 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,020 We just made it up so you could have your party. 532 00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,305 So you're not getting a divorce? 533 00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:32,769 Not today. 534 00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:35,319 (Exhales) Really? 535 00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:39,880 Then this truly is the sweetest Sweet 16 ever. 536 00:20:40,024 --> 00:20:43,260 Because first it was sweet, and then it was sour, 537 00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:45,917 and now it's sweet again, which, when you think about it, 538 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,945 only makes it even sweeter. 539 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,662 (Laughter) 540 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,594 I guess Sue was right. 541 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,205 Having the sour moments in life 542 00:20:54,343 --> 00:20:56,546 really does make the sweet ones sweeter. 543 00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,483 (Indistinct conversations) 544 00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:00,254 At least I hope so. 545 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,548 'Cause turns out the only one with any follow-through 546 00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:03,955 was Mrs. Armwood. 547 00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:06,768 And her wheel of pain landed right on me. 548 00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:09,359 (Buzzer in distance) Yep. My kids did the crime, and I did the time. 549 00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:11,150 Yeah, I probably should have punished 'em, 550 00:21:11,281 --> 00:21:12,501 but then it was sort of nice 551 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,380 the way they were all sticking up for each other. 552 00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:15,650 Uh, wider, please. 553 00:21:15,971 --> 00:21:18,260 Yeah, so the next time they try to pull anything, 554 00:21:18,366 --> 00:21:21,171 I will definitely follow through. 555 00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:23,079 How was your mom about this? 556 00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:25,216 Well, obviously not that great with where you are. 557 00:21:25,337 --> 00:21:26,484 (Laughs) I'm just kidding. 558 00:21:27,977 --> 00:21:30,556 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com