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Both: 12, 13, 14...
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- Lair.
- Ooh.
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- [Exhales]
- Wow.
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- Ho, ho! Whoo!
- [Laughs]
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- Big man.
- D&D, baby!
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- Unleashing the dragon. Whoo.
- I'm gonna go get, uh...
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- I'm gonna go get more.
- Whoo.
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Man, I had no idea Dungeons
& Dragons was this intense.
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No, no, no, man, this isn't that,
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this is...
this is Drinking & Drag-ons.
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- Right.
- Drag, get it?
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- Sorry.
- Yeah.
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What you do is you...
you roll the 1d20,
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you take a hit of the weed,
and then you drink
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for however many seconds
you rolled on the die.
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Yeah, no, I know, we've been
playing for, like, three hours.
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- Here we go.
- Guys, I thought...
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Oh! I like that!
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You think you can handle this one,
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- Dungeon Mas-Ders?
- Placing the thumb
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- on the hole...
- You got this?
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Ooh, as the wizard
casts a fireball onto the weed.
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And then...
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and sips from his frosty brewth.
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One, two, three!
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[Exhales]
Ooh...
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Where's the s-smoke, dude?
You even hit it?
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I did, yeah.
Hit it hard. [Sniffs]
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Oh, my God.
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- Great job. Great. All right.
- Thank you.
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My turn. Here we go.
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- Big roll, critical hit, baby!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go...
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Rollin'!
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Ah, it skips me.
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Adam!
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- Adam!
- Adam!
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Adam!
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- Adam.
- What's he doing?
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Yo.
[Spanish guitar music plays]
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Look at this breakfast burrito.
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♪ ♪
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Grandma flora claims it's
her heightened sense of smell
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that helped her create what many call
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the best breakfast burrito
in America.
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We gots to get it.
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Oh, I'd love to squirt
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some crystals hot sauce
into that sucker.
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I want that in my mouth.
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Dude, it's only,
like, 100 miles away.
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Ders, drive us.
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I can't, man,
I've been drinking for 10 hours.
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Yeah?
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Uh, we could just find
somebody to drive us, though.
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- Right? 100 miles?
- Yeah.
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Who would drive us 100 miles
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to get a breakfast burrito
on a Friday night?
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I came as soon as my shift ended.
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Where's... where's the fire?
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Not here, it's at
a blind old lady's restaurant,
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and if we don't get there soon,
she's gonna burn alive.
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Okay. Buckle up, boys.
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♪ Pop, pop, pop, go-go paparazzi ♪
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Jillian, the tree!
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The curb!
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The car!!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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- Yeah.
- Okay, they are closed.
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- Want me check the hours on this?
- What?
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Oh, that seems like a thing
that you're supposed to do.
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Aw, fudge.
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I tried to yelp it,
but I got no bars.
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'cept for when I rap, obviously.
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- Obviously.
- Check it out.
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Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m.
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Oh, that's only four hours.
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I say we drive home, hang for
20, chill, and then drive back?
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I mean, it's not too long
to wait here, right?
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We could always eat
some of Adam's Jack Link's.
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- Come on. Jerk me off, bro.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Let's do it.
- Mm, no.
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My Jack Link's?
I don't think so.
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I have it rationed off
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to nine small-to-medium-sized
meals per day.
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I'm trying to bulk up for the
amateur strongman competition.
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- That's right. I knew that.
- True.
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I already have
a ton of the pure strength,
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just not a lot of the muscles.
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And also a lot of the pure strength.
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Those guys are very strong.
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You're really still chasing that dream,
you fat chunk?
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Ders.
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Is that a challenge, Ders?
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No, that... don't take that as...
I want nothing to...
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Challenge accepted.
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I'll show you how strong I am.
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Okay.
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- Here, hold this.
- Oh, man.
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Yah!
Pure power.
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Sure.
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[Yells]
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- Oh...
- Okay, all right.
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Whoo!
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Adam, come on,
you're hurting the beer, buddy.
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You've never
done this before, have you?
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What does that mean?
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It means give me the keg,
sit down, suck your thumb,
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and watch mama toss.
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Blake and Ders: Whoa!
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She's calling you out!
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- Who's calling you out?
- Oh, check two.
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I used to dominate the caber toss
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at the annual Celtic Fest.
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Actually got a tattoo that says,
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- "life is a caber-net."
- No doubt.
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Well, Jillian, I don't
mean to be a male chauffeur,
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but there is no way that you
could throw farther than I.
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Because you are a girl,
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and girls are mentally
and physically unsuperior.
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- Yeah, I don't care, Adam.
- Good luck.
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[Bagpipe music]
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[Grunts]
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- You okay?
- Good form.
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Might've tweaked something, actually.
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- Whoa.
- Oh.
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♪ ♪
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[Keg crashes]
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- Oh!
- Whoa, truck!
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- Yes!
- Oh.
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That's how you caber toss!
[Dog growls]
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- Uh-oh. Oh!
- Oh, God.
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- Oh, hell, no.
- No, no, no.
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- It's all right.
- No, Der...
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[chuckles]
It probably just wants to play.
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All: [Scream]
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Oh, my God, what do we do?
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Ders, Ders, Ders!
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Oh, no, I'm not going!
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Go, Jillian, get him!
Get him!
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- All: [Screaming]
- Oh, God, oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
[Dog barking]
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I can't believe you just
gave that dog my jerky!
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That dog was gonna kill my ass!
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Very selfish of you, Ders!
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- Whoa!
- [Grunts]
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Ow!
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- Ow!
- Ow, ow!
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[Dog barks]
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Come on.
[Dog growls]
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Don't move.
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Okay? If you don't move,
he can't see you.
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He's just like the T-Rex
in Jurassic Park.
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Dogs are idiots.
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Good thing this isn't
a pig or a dolphin.
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- We'd be worm food.
- Shh!
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Shut up!
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[Dog growling]
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Okay, let's go find the restaurant.
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Yes.
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How?
Which way did we come from?
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- That's easy, we...
- Oh, yeah, right over here.
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Over there.
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- No.
- This way.
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Well, I might be turned around, huh?
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{pub}Oh, God.
[Groans]
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Okay, no signal, no maps, nothing.
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What does that mean,
we're stuck out here?
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Shh, be quiet.
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Honestly, guys, if things
get really, really bad,
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I will not hesitate
to eat one of you. Okay?
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But not your penises or your boobs
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because I respect you guys so much.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Thanks, man. That's too bad.
I got a feast down here.
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Relax, you're not gonna have
to eat anybody, all right?
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Guys, I was an Eagle Scout.
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I got this, okay?
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Two months...
[Sniffs]
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I trained with them
before they kicked me out
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and I became a Beagle Scout,
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which is something I invented.
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That sounds awesome, dude.
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It was just an excuse, so I
could get in the city parade.
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It was cool, I had this neighbor
kid who had some beagles,
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and we would pick up the hind legs
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and walk down the street
and wave at people.
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- Oh, that would look funny.
- [Laughs]
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It was awesome.
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- It was cool, so...
- Cool story, bro.
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Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
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We cannot go up this hill,
it's way too slick.
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We gotta climb that rock wall
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or hike who knows how far
down that path.
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I'm thinking we should climb.
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Yeah, unfortunately, Ders is right.
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Hiking sounds like garbage right now.
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All these stupid-ass trees.
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I say someone should
chop 'em all down,
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make an American eagle here.
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Oh, I love their new spring stuff.
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I'm trying to get my hand
on some new carpenter pants.
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That would look nice on you, Adam.
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They're comfortable,
you can put tools in 'em.
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Whoo!
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Okay, guys, you got this.
And remember, Adam and I...
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we're right here just in case.
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Yup, in case you fall to your death.
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- All right?
- Let's do it.
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Whoo!
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Yeah, you first.
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- Hurry up.
- You got it.
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- All right, here we go.
- Just get your toe in there.
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You got this.
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Yup, just grab there,
put your foot there, nice.
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- Yeah, don't be afraid.
- If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed.
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You'll be all right.
We're right here.
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- And I just grab there...
- Look at him go.
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And a-one, and a-two,
and a...[Grunts]
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- [Laughs]
- Wow.
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Spider dudes.
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I feel like
I'm on top of the aggro crag!
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Come on, spill your guts!
Come on.
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You guys were right, it's easy peasy.
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- Come on up.
- Okay, yeah, sure.
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- All right. Whoo! Yeah!
- So we're coming up.
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[Straining] I can't...
How did you...
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- All right, be careful.
- Ow!
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I'm gonna slip.
I'm slipping!
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Hey, no.
You got this. Come on.
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I'm coming down.
Help me come down.
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- You don't want a boost?
- No, please help me come down.
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- Okay.
- Oh! Jeebus!
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All right. Whoo!
[Claps]
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Yeah, there must've been
a tectonic shift in the rocks
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- after you guys...
- Sure.
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- We're gonna hike around.
- Yeah.
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And, uh, we'll come up,
and we'll save you in a minute.
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- Okay.
- Hur... hurry up!
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- Slow down, dude.
- No.
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Blake and Jillian
won't survive much longer.
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They both use roll-on deodorant.
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That stuff is like wild animal nip.
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What about our survival, Ders, huh?
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I'm starving to death
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ever since you ripped
the beef jerky out of my hands.
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- You gave it to me.
- Yeah.
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And then you handed it to a dog
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when you should've handed it
to my belly
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'cause dogs
can't sniff through bellies.
249
00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:47,926
Dogs do not have belly sense, Ders!
250
00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:50,353
Idiot.
Stupid woods!
251
00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,013
I'm gonna die in the stupid woods!
252
00:07:52,313 --> 00:07:53,390
- Not helping.
- I hate the stupid woo...
253
00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,516
What was that?
254
00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:56,684
That was a car door
in the stupid woods.
255
00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:59,437
- [Gasps] That's a military jeep!
- Whoa.
256
00:07:59,603 --> 00:08:01,106
Oh, my God, it was probably
257
00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,066
abandoned here during the Golf War.
258
00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,734
No, definitely not.
It's a Geo Tracker.
259
00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:06,202
My mom used to have one.
260
00:08:06,327 --> 00:08:07,337
Said she was gonna
give it to me, but...
261
00:08:07,462 --> 00:08:08,915
Never happened.
262
00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,323
Yeah, she probably
drove it during the Golf War.
263
00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:12,575
Technically.
264
00:08:12,901 --> 00:08:15,036
Time to tee off.
265
00:08:15,202 --> 00:08:16,663
Get that?
It's a Golf War reference.
266
00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:18,206
I understand it.
267
00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,582
Ahh...
268
00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,127
Crush!
269
00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:26,798
Another planet devoured
by the mighty Galactus.
270
00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:31,969
[Imitates explosion]
271
00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:36,683
This is nice.
272
00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,768
We never get alone time like this.
273
00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:39,477
I hear ya.
274
00:08:39,643 --> 00:08:43,064
I wish Ders and Adam
were here too. [Chuckles]
275
00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:48,027
So, um, like, are you scared
that the dog is gonna come back?
276
00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:51,614
Oh, pssh, no. Come on.
That thing's probably long gone,
277
00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,249
looking for food or something.
278
00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:55,452
That's easy for you to say.
279
00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,328
My parents were eaten by dogs.
280
00:08:57,494 --> 00:08:59,414
At least that's
what my foster parents told me.
281
00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:02,709
Whoa, that's...
that's heavy. I'm sorry.
282
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,861
Oh, no, no, don't be.
283
00:09:04,986 --> 00:09:07,005
Apparently it happened
way before I was born.
284
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,131
Ah.
285
00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:10,842
[Owl hooting]
286
00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:13,903
Look, if you're still scared, I
can go make you some camouflage.
287
00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,204
Really?
288
00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:17,390
Yeah, we'll get you to blend in.
289
00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,008
I mean, if you think that'll be...
290
00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:22,353
yah!
[Laughs]
291
00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:24,981
Oh, classic!
292
00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,617
Okay, go ahead and rub that around.
293
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,069
I'm gonna go get
some sticks and leaves.
294
00:09:30,235 --> 00:09:32,345
Okay.
295
00:09:35,082 --> 00:09:38,495
Oh, my God.
Jillian.
296
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,580
It's ditch weed.
297
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,541
It's weed!
[Laughs]
298
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:47,670
Yes! Thank you, based God!
Praise Allah!
299
00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,422
[Laughs]
300
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,307
Yes!
[Laughs]
301
00:09:51,432 --> 00:09:56,178
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Grunting]
302
00:09:56,303 --> 00:09:59,349
Oh, I just want it
to smell all over me.
303
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,975
- [Groaning]
- All right. Oh, God.
304
00:10:01,141 --> 00:10:03,252
Here we go. I'm gonna
go around and get it started.
305
00:10:03,377 --> 00:10:04,646
Wait...
no, I was supposed to do that.
306
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,289
Ow, let's go, Ders!
307
00:10:06,414 --> 00:10:08,148
Do I need to get back there
and help push this bitch?
308
00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,793
That would be nice!
309
00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:11,694
Well, I'm a little busy
steering the starship, buddy.
310
00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,029
All right, now we're cooking.
[Engine starts]
311
00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:15,031
- You got it?
- Ders, get in! I got it!
312
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,699
- Coming around, coming around.
- I got it. Whoo!
313
00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,601
No thanks to you.
A little help from you.
314
00:10:18,726 --> 00:10:20,369
- Good job.
- All right, okay.
315
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,704
All right, wait, turn
the lights on; It's pretty dark.
316
00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,206
All right. Lights!
[Quiet country music playing]
317
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,841
Lights on!
318
00:10:24,966 --> 00:10:27,377
Man, this technology is dated, dude.
319
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:28,795
Just use the lever
right there on the side.
320
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,046
Oh, okay, control, lights on.
There it is!
321
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,404
- Lights on!
- Hit the brakes!
322
00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:32,966
I'm hitting them!
I'm bailing!
323
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,008
What? What? Adam!
324
00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:36,511
Aah!
[Radio quietly playing]
325
00:10:38,762 --> 00:10:41,933
Oh, God.
Yeah, that thing is scootin'.
326
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,186
It's like the lovebug.
[Panting]
327
00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:47,697
Hey, when you said,
"Hit the brakes..."
328
00:10:47,822 --> 00:10:49,098
Yeah.
329
00:10:49,223 --> 00:10:51,401
Did you mean the left brakes
or the right brakes?
330
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,570
Whoo. It's been a long time
since I've driven.
331
00:11:03,675 --> 00:11:05,558
{pub}Oh, hell, yeah, ditch...
332
00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:07,500
Weed.
333
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,955
Ahh.
334
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,790
Oh, uh, did you
want to hit the pipe cone?
335
00:11:10,915 --> 00:11:13,506
Oh, no, I'm not a big pot person.
336
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:16,862
But I feel like
one time I saw someone
337
00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:18,498
blowing smoke
into someone else's mouth.
338
00:11:18,623 --> 00:11:19,762
Is that a thing?
339
00:11:19,928 --> 00:11:21,134
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?
340
00:11:21,259 --> 00:11:22,735
That's called shotgunning.
341
00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:24,767
You actually get way higher
when you do that.
342
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:25,977
Oh, cool.
343
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,207
Would you want to try it?
344
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,509
- With you? Yeah... yes.
- Yeah.
345
00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:31,277
Totally.
[Chuckles]
346
00:11:31,402 --> 00:11:32,778
- I mean, whatever, sure, yeah.
- All right, yeah.
347
00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:35,071
- All right, come on, get close.
- Okay.
348
00:11:39,844 --> 00:11:41,954
[Holding breath]
Now open your mouth.
349
00:11:42,079 --> 00:11:46,116
Blow my mind, Blakey.
350
00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:48,694
- Mm...
- Heck, yes! All right.
351
00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:50,463
All right, now, hold your breath
as long as you can, okay?
352
00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:52,398
This stuff's kinda weak,
so I'm just gonna just
353
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:55,201
help that THC
get into your brain, okay?
354
00:11:55,326 --> 00:11:57,403
- Mm...
- Okay? Yeah!
355
00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:58,968
That's helping.
356
00:11:59,134 --> 00:12:02,096
Oh, yeah. You are gonna
feel like a zombie after this.
357
00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:04,724
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just 60 more seconds.
358
00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:06,893
You feeling anything?
Feeling anything? Yup!
359
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,562
Mad hit, Jillian, you look zoned out!
360
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,105
Jillian.
361
00:12:11,376 --> 00:12:13,024
Uh-oh.
362
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,421
[High-pitched] Hello,
this is a little forest elf.
363
00:12:15,546 --> 00:12:16,986
Wake up, Jillian.
364
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,947
[Country music playing]
[Normal voice] Come on. Come on.
365
00:12:20,113 --> 00:12:21,127
Come on, just through here.
366
00:12:21,252 --> 00:12:22,228
Blake and Jillian gotta be close.
367
00:12:22,353 --> 00:12:23,326
This sucks, dude!
368
00:12:23,588 --> 00:12:25,286
- I know.
- I'm starving to death.
369
00:12:25,556 --> 00:12:26,866
Our car ran away.
370
00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:28,901
My body's withering away
into a boy body
371
00:12:29,026 --> 00:12:31,084
when I should have
a fully grown man body!
372
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,710
- Yeah.
- Look for berries
373
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:35,241
or any sort of... like, if we can
find a rabbit, I would...
374
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:37,177
I'm not looking for rabbits.
375
00:12:37,302 --> 00:12:41,047
Oh, look what I found.
376
00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,682
Got him.
Oh, I got him.
377
00:12:42,807 --> 00:12:45,473
Adam, what are you doing?
378
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,142
Whatever it takes.
379
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:49,358
Oh, come on!
380
00:12:49,483 --> 00:12:50,520
- Jesus.
- [Swallows]
381
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,694
Actually, not bad.
382
00:12:54,819 --> 00:12:57,694
Pretty good, kinda tastes
like lobster with skin.
383
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,654
That's good to know.
Can we please vamonos?
384
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,989
Why didn't you tell me nature
lizards were so delicious?
385
00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:03,408
- All right.
- Mm.
386
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,238
You're probably a little embarrassed
387
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:06,953
that I'm more of a survival
master than you are, huh?
388
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:08,441
First lesson in nature,
389
00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:10,243
they're not called "nature lizards."
390
00:13:10,368 --> 00:13:11,416
Just "lizards."
391
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,126
Well, they're not city lizards.
392
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,647
No, they're not.
393
00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:16,048
I'm in the nature,
and I found a lizard.
394
00:13:16,173 --> 00:13:20,086
Henceforth, therefore,
it is a nature lizard.
395
00:13:20,211 --> 00:13:21,634
You're probably
too scared to eat one.
396
00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:23,089
Not scared.
397
00:13:23,214 --> 00:13:24,156
By the way, if we call them
"city lizards,"
398
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,925
they'd be Mondo Gecko.
399
00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:27,126
That's a whole different thing
I'll get into later
400
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:27,890
because I am a survival master.
401
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:29,662
- I'll find a...
- There.
402
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:30,893
- Here we go. See?
- There's one.
403
00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:32,353
Yeah. Eat it.
404
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,355
Not scared.
405
00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:36,899
- [Laughs]
- In my mouth.
406
00:13:37,065 --> 00:13:37,970
I didn't think
you were gonna do that.
407
00:13:38,095 --> 00:13:39,872
They're not bad, right?
408
00:13:39,997 --> 00:13:42,308
At first they're a little gushy.
It's like one of those gushers.
409
00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,110
But they don't taste like
berries or artificial flavors,
410
00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:45,745
- they taste like...
- [Coughing]
411
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,076
Nutrients.
What's wrong?
412
00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:48,448
- [Coughing]
- You okay?
413
00:13:48,573 --> 00:13:49,662
- No.
- You gotta use your teeth, bud.
414
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,414
- It's caught...
- Use your teeth.
415
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,874
- [Coughing]
- You've eaten food before.
416
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,459
- [Coughs]
- Oh, God!
417
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,002
Oh, it's coming out your nose!
418
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,357
- What?
- The tail's out!
419
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:58,254
I got it!
I got it!
420
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,173
[Screams] Oh, God!
421
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,133
- Get it! Get it!
- No... ow... ow!
422
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,885
Oh, my God, she's dead.
423
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,261
I gotta dig a grave.
424
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,099
Gotta dig a grave.
425
00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:08,181
Just dig a grave.
426
00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:09,348
[Gasps]
427
00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,671
- Oh, God.
- Oh! Oh, Jillian!
428
00:14:11,796 --> 00:14:13,227
Hey! There you are, buddy.
429
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:15,229
Did that go
how it was supposed to go?
430
00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:16,942
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
431
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,941
Yeah, yeah, no, that's...
that's... that's it.
432
00:14:19,107 --> 00:14:20,413
I got high.
433
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,715
You got so high!
Both: [Laugh]
434
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,946
You...
[Animal howling]
435
00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:25,451
- Oh!
- Hey, hey.
436
00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:28,655
It's okay.
It's just a coyote.
437
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,848
Really, really far away coyote.
438
00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:33,748
What if there are others, closer?
439
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,828
They're wild animals, Blake.
440
00:14:35,953 --> 00:14:39,965
Jillian, we're
wild animals too, all right?
441
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,067
There is a wild animal inside of you.
442
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,759
- You think?
- Hell, yeah. You kidding me?
443
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,473
And you probably got something
like just crazy,
444
00:14:47,598 --> 00:14:50,476
just a savage beast inside of you.
445
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:51,933
What do you think it is?
446
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,893
Oh, I-I don't know.
447
00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:55,520
A lion?
448
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,483
Oh, yeah!
Totally!
449
00:14:57,608 --> 00:14:59,552
- Yeah?
- You are so a lion.
450
00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:01,317
Well, a lioness.
451
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,443
- Yeah, 'cause of the...
- I'm...
452
00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:03,569
Vagina thing.
453
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:04,779
- A lady.
- Yeah.
454
00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:08,241
Come on, yeah. Let's hear it.
Let's hear your lioness roar.
455
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,597
No, what? What if...
what if the killer dog hears us?
456
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:13,299
Well, then, that killer dog's
gonna have to...
457
00:15:13,424 --> 00:15:15,373
have to fight Jillian the lioness!
458
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,138
And, uh... and Blake the...
459
00:15:18,263 --> 00:15:19,293
Mastodon!
460
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,586
[Chuckles]
461
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,129
[Imitates mastodon trumpeting]
462
00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:23,256
[Roars]
463
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,841
Both: [Laugh]
464
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,008
- [Roars]
- Yeah!
465
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:27,260
- [Roaring]
- Oh, yeah!
466
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,881
- Yeah, that's...
- [Laughs]
467
00:15:29,006 --> 00:15:30,483
That's cool, Jillian,
I never seen this side of you.
468
00:15:30,608 --> 00:15:33,353
You got a...[Chuckles]
You got a wild side, girl.
469
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,555
- [Growls, giggles]
- Kinda like it.
470
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,922
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
471
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:38,858
So what makes you a mastodon?
472
00:15:38,983 --> 00:15:41,607
Is it 'cause of your big,
giant trunk?
473
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:44,694
No, I have to take
a mastodon-sized crap.
474
00:15:45,256 --> 00:15:48,201
[Chuckles] Hold down the fort,
Lioness Jillian.
475
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:49,769
- All right.
- [Farts] Whoa.
476
00:15:49,894 --> 00:15:51,784
- It's coming out already.
- Oh.
477
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,160
- [Howling]
- [Blows nose]
478
00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:55,899
- What was that?
- Oh, my God.
479
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,142
It's the dog!
480
00:15:57,267 --> 00:15:59,011
I don't care, man,
let it come for us.
481
00:15:59,136 --> 00:16:00,626
- Come on, dude.
- [Blows]
482
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:01,848
Don't be such a baby.
483
00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:03,182
Just because mother nature
484
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,184
whipped out her delicious mammary
485
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:08,634
and sprayed nature lizard milk
down my throat,
486
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,956
and all she wants to do
is murder you.
487
00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:12,430
You must feel bad about that.
488
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,058
No.
489
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:15,014
We are men!
We are doing this!
490
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:16,613
We are men in the woods,
and we're doing this!
491
00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:17,213
All right.
492
00:16:17,338 --> 00:16:18,346
Men in the woods,
and we're doing this!
493
00:16:18,471 --> 00:16:20,010
We are men in the woods
and we're doing this!
494
00:16:20,135 --> 00:16:21,772
Okay, ow.
I think I hurt my ankle.
495
00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:24,670
[Roars]
496
00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:26,068
- [Roars]
- Hey!
497
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:29,030
[Laughs]
Guess what.
498
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,711
I wasn't back there
taking a mastodon dump.
499
00:16:31,836 --> 00:16:35,615
I was changing my animal
to better match your lioness.
500
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,483
I'm Blake...
501
00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:38,748
The dire wolf.
502
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,750
Ooh, I like that.
[Giggles]
503
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,878
Did you know that when the dude wolf
504
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,459
engages in sex,
505
00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:49,425
his genitals swell up?
506
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,052
- Oh, that's very coo...
- I wasn't finished.
507
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,346
Oh.
508
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,848
His genitals swell up, and he...
509
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:59,268
Hooks into the chick wolf,
510
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:02,742
and she can't get away
for up to 20 minutes.
511
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:04,065
Pretty cool, huh?
512
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,943
Well, yeah, but I'm a lioness.
513
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,148
Oh, I know.
514
00:17:09,273 --> 00:17:10,416
But haven't you always wanted to see
515
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:11,697
two different animals doing it?
516
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,786
- Yes.
- Me too.
517
00:17:13,911 --> 00:17:15,701
So what do you say?
518
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,955
[Sniffs]
Permission to hug ya?
519
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,291
Hook it up, Blake.
520
00:17:25,122 --> 00:17:27,004
I can't wait to tell
the dudes about this.
521
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:27,900
- Wait, what?
- Huh?
522
00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:29,335
No.
No, you can't tell them.
523
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,716
- What?
- You can't tell anybody.
524
00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:32,738
- No.
- Wha... that's what you do.
525
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:36,389
You nail the girl to the wall,
you tell the buddies back home.
526
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,391
Come on, you're the lioness,
I'm the wolf!
527
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,513
We're gonna rule
the Telamericorp jungle!
528
00:17:40,638 --> 00:17:42,853
I'll let you eat my butt
on top of the photocopier.
529
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:44,684
N... wait... no, Blake,
we have to think about this.
530
00:17:44,809 --> 00:17:46,686
Okay? Just... just...
let's not rush.
531
00:17:46,811 --> 00:17:47,753
- What?
- We need to think...
532
00:17:47,878 --> 00:17:48,651
come on, wild animals...
533
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,689
they don't think!
534
00:17:49,814 --> 00:17:50,857
They just...
535
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,492
Do each other!
Now, come on!
536
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:54,115
Life's short.
Kiss hard.
537
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,491
- [Laughs]
- What does that even mean?
538
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,575
[Howls]
539
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:58,163
- I'm gonna bite your ass!
- Stop...
540
00:17:58,288 --> 00:17:59,699
- No, wait... don't, please.
- [Laughing]
541
00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:00,705
Bad wolf!
542
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,167
- No! No!
- [Howls]
543
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:03,708
Okay, Blake, I love you,
544
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,972
but you're coming off
a teensy bit rapey.
545
00:18:06,097 --> 00:18:07,420
- What are you talking about?
- No! No!
546
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,709
- Being men.
- All right.
547
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,512
I could... I want some of that...
that teat milk or whatever.
548
00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:14,301
- Whoo.
- Get off of me, you wolf!
549
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,721
- [Howls]
- It's got Jillian.
550
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,551
- Find weapons... find a weapon.
- Weapons?
551
00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:19,473
- Find a weapon.
- What?
552
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:20,433
Yup.
553
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,021
You ready to quit being a pussy
554
00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:23,188
and start being that scout thing
555
00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:24,186
I think I remember you talking about?
556
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:26,225
Oh, come on.
Oh, no, bad wolf!
557
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,356
You know this.
558
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:29,734
- Get off of me, wolf!
- [Howls]
559
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,463
Oh!
560
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,279
Oh-ho-ho-ho...
561
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,500
Stab it in the head!
Right in the eye socket!
562
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,435
- Blake, Jillian?
- Guys?
563
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,825
Was a dog here attacking you?
What are you doing?
564
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,869
Uh-oh, I can taste
my brain in my nose.
565
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:42,455
Jillian, are you okay?
Did we save your life?
566
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,123
Yeah... what?
Nobody hooked anyone.
567
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,207
- We were just... I...
- Shh! Shut up!
568
00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:47,713
- What?
- [Sniffs]
569
00:18:47,838 --> 00:18:49,295
I smell burritos.
570
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,716
Follow the leader.
571
00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:51,817
That's me in this situation;
I'm the leader.
572
00:18:51,942 --> 00:18:53,185
Yeah.
573
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,554
I'm the leader in this situation.
574
00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:56,155
We're going this way.
That was the wrong way.
575
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,219
- The leader says go this way.
- Go, Jillian!
576
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,476
{pub}Oh, there it is!
577
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,085
Oh, it's open!
578
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,188
All right, I'm gonna go
get my hot sauce from the car.
579
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,388
[Sing-song]
My crystals.
580
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:09,482
- Crystals.
- You guys order for me.
581
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,983
Yeah, I'll get you the pizza.
582
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,234
I'm just joking.
583
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,860
But what if I wasn't?
584
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:18,265
You'd be like, "What're you
talkin' 'bout, William?"
585
00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:21,118
Looks like I won't be needing
you anymore, little guy.
586
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:23,662
Have a nice life.
587
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:25,706
Wait, what's that?
588
00:19:25,872 --> 00:19:27,166
You miss your brothers?
589
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,877
Okay.
590
00:19:32,898 --> 00:19:34,757
Oh.
Here we go. Crystal time.
591
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,317
Very cool.
592
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,153
[Dramatic music]
593
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:42,681
All right, I've had
just about enough of this!
594
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:45,267
So I'm gonna give you
one chance to turn around!
595
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,394
Right now!
Walk away.
596
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,774
[Dog barking]
597
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,266
Let's do this.
598
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:54,568
Come on.
599
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,946
Come on, you bitch!
600
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,823
[Barking]
601
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,340
Mmm.
602
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,910
- This isn't that good, is it?
- Mm-mm.
603
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,245
It's not good.
604
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,012
You could drown it in the salsa,
605
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,207
but the salsa tastes like
there's a cup of dirt in it.
606
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,292
Hey.
607
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,153
So you're okay?
608
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,388
Yeah. I'm okay.
609
00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:16,715
Are... are you?
610
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:19,260
Yeah, I'm okay.
611
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,595
Like, okay-okay.
612
00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:23,681
Definitely.
Totally okay.
613
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,015
- Yeah.
- I'm okay too.
614
00:20:25,181 --> 00:20:28,686
In case you guys care, so...
I was out there as well.
615
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,689
Oh, hope you're enjoying
your breakfast burritos.
616
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,734
And if you could, por favor,
keep eye out for Gus.
617
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,444
Haven't seen him around.
618
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:39,145
I haven't seen your buddy Gus either,
619
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,680
but there is a chance
that he was eaten by a wild dog
620
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:41,949
that I just murdered
in the parking lot.
621
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,450
- [Gasps] Ay.
- I just murdered it. I got it.
622
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:46,704
This... this dog?
623
00:20:49,347 --> 00:20:50,624
This one?
624
00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:54,527
You killed my dog?
625
00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:55,462
Hello?
626
00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:59,425
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