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Both: 12, 13, 14...
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- Lair.
- Ooh.
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- [Exhales]
- Wow.
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- Ho, ho! Whoo!
- [Laughs]
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- Big man.
- D&D, baby!
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- Unleashing the dragon. Whoo.
- I'm gonna go get, uh...
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- I'm gonna go get more.
- Whoo.
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Man, I had no idea Dungeons
& Dragons was this intense.
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No, no, no, man, this isn't that,
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this is...
this is Drinking & Drag-ons.
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- Right.
- Drag, get it?
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- Sorry.
- Yeah.
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What you do is you...
you roll the 1d20,
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you take a hit of the weed,
and then you drink
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for however many seconds
you rolled on the die.
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Yeah, no, I know, we've been
playing for, like, three hours.
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- Here we go.
- Guys, I thought...
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Oh! I like that!
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You think you can handle this one,
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- Dungeon Mas-Ders?
- Placing the thumb
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- on the hole...
- You got this?
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Ooh, as the wizard
casts a fireball onto the weed.
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And then...
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and sips from his frosty brewth.
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One, two, three!
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[Exhales]
Ooh...
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Where's the s-smoke, dude?
You even hit it?
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I did, yeah.
Hit it hard. [Sniffs]
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Oh, my God.
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- Great job. Great. All right.
- Thank you.
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My turn. Here we go.
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- Big roll, critical hit, baby!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go...
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Rollin'!
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Ah, it skips me.
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Adam!
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- Adam!
- Adam!
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Adam!
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- Adam.
- What's he doing?
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Yo.
[Spanish guitar music plays]
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Look at this breakfast burrito.
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♪ ♪
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Grandma flora claims it's
her heightened sense of smell
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that helped her create what many call
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the best breakfast burrito
in America.
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We gots to get it.
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Oh, I'd love to squirt
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some crystals hot sauce
into that sucker.
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I want that in my mouth.
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Dude, it's only,
like, 100 miles away.
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Ders, drive us.
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I can't, man,
I've been drinking for 10 hours.
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Yeah?
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Uh, we could just find
somebody to drive us, though.
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- Right? 100 miles?
- Yeah.
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Who would drive us 100 miles
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to get a breakfast burrito
on a Friday night?
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I came as soon as my shift ended.
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Where's... where's the fire?
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Not here, it's at
a blind old lady's restaurant,
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and if we don't get there soon,
she's gonna burn alive.
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Okay. Buckle up, boys.
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♪ Pop, pop, pop, go-go paparazzi ♪
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Jillian, the tree!
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The curb!
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The car!!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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- Yeah.
- Okay, they are closed.
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- Want me check the hours on this?
- What?
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Oh, that seems like a thing
that you're supposed to do.
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Aw, fudge.
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I tried to yelp it,
but I got no bars.
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'cept for when I rap, obviously.
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- Obviously.
- Check it out.
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Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m.
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Oh, that's only four hours.
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I say we drive home, hang for
20, chill, and then drive back?
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I mean, it's not too long
to wait here, right?
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We could always eat
some of Adam's Jack Link's.
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- Come on. Jerk me off, bro.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Let's do it.
- Mm, no.
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My Jack Link's?
I don't think so.
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I have it rationed off
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to nine small-to-medium-sized
meals per day.
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I'm trying to bulk up for the
amateur strongman competition.
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- That's right. I knew that.
- True.
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I already have
a ton of the pure strength,
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just not a lot of the muscles.
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And also a lot of the pure strength.
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Those guys are very strong.
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You're really still chasing that dream,
you fat chunk?
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Ders.
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Is that a challenge, Ders?
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No, that... don't take that as...
I want nothing to...
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Challenge accepted.
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I'll show you how strong I am.
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Okay.
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- Here, hold this.
- Oh, man.
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Yah!
Pure power.
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Sure.
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[Yells]
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- Oh...
- Okay, all right.
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Whoo!
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Adam, come on,
you're hurting the beer, buddy.
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You've never
done this before, have you?
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What does that mean?
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It means give me the keg,
sit down, suck your thumb,
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and watch mama toss.
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Blake and Ders: Whoa!
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She's calling you out!
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- Who's calling you out?
- Oh, check two.
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I used to dominate the caber toss
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at the annual Celtic Fest.
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Actually got a tattoo that says,
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- "life is a caber-net."
- No doubt.
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Well, Jillian, I don't
mean to be a male chauffeur,
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but there is no way that you
could throw farther than I.
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Because you are a girl,
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and girls are mentally
and physically unsuperior.
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- Yeah, I don't care, Adam.
- Good luck.
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[Bagpipe music]
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[Grunts]
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- You okay?
- Good form.
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Might've tweaked something, actually.
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- Whoa.
- Oh.
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♪ ♪
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[Keg crashes]
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- Oh!
- Whoa, truck!
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- Yes!
- Oh.
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That's how you caber toss!
[Dog growls]
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- Uh-oh. Oh!
- Oh, God.
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- Oh, hell, no.
- No, no, no.
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- It's all right.
- No, Der...
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[chuckles]
It probably just wants to play.
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All: [Scream]
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Oh, my God, what do we do?
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Ders, Ders, Ders!
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Oh, no, I'm not going!
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Go, Jillian, get him!
Get him!
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- All: [Screaming]
- Oh, God, oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
[Dog barking]
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I can't believe you just
gave that dog my jerky!
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That dog was gonna kill my ass!
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Very selfish of you, Ders!
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- Whoa!
- [Grunts]
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Ow!
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- Ow!
- Ow, ow!
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[Dog barks]
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Come on.
[Dog growls]
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Don't move.
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Okay? If you don't move,
he can't see you.
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He's just like the T-Rex
in Jurassic Park.
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Dogs are idiots.
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Good thing this isn't
a pig or a dolphin.
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- We'd be worm food.
- Shh!
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Shut up!
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[Dog growling]
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Okay, let's go find the restaurant.
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Yes.
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How?
Which way did we come from?
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- That's easy, we...
- Oh, yeah, right over here.
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Over there.
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- No.
- This way.
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Well, I might be turned around, huh?
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{pub}Oh, God.
[Groans]
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Okay, no signal, no maps, nothing.
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What does that mean,
we're stuck out here?
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Shh, be quiet.
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Honestly, guys, if things
get really, really bad,
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I will not hesitate
to eat one of you. Okay?
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But not your penises or your boobs
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because I respect you guys so much.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Thanks, man. That's too bad.
I got a feast down here.
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Relax, you're not gonna have
to eat anybody, all right?
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Guys, I was an Eagle Scout.
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I got this, okay?
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Two months...
[Sniffs]
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I trained with them
before they kicked me out
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and I became a Beagle Scout,
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which is something I invented.
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That sounds awesome, dude.
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It was just an excuse, so I
could get in the city parade.
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It was cool, I had this neighbor
kid who had some beagles,
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and we would pick up the hind legs
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and walk down the street
and wave at people.
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- Oh, that would look funny.
- [Laughs]
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It was awesome.
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- It was cool, so...
- Cool story, bro.
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Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
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We cannot go up this hill,
it's way too slick.
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We gotta climb that rock wall
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or hike who knows how far
down that path.
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I'm thinking we should climb.
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Yeah, unfortunately, Ders is right.
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Hiking sounds like garbage right now.
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All these stupid-ass trees.
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I say someone should
chop 'em all down,
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make an American eagle here.
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Oh, I love their new spring stuff.
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I'm trying to get my hand
on some new carpenter pants.
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That would look nice on you, Adam.
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They're comfortable,
you can put tools in 'em.
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Whoo!
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Okay, guys, you got this.
And remember, Adam and I...
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we're right here just in case.
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Yup, in case you fall to your death.
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- All right?
- Let's do it.
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Whoo!
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Yeah, you first.
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- Hurry up.
- You got it.
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- All right, here we go.
- Just get your toe in there.
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You got this.
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Yup, just grab there,
put your foot there, nice.
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- Yeah, don't be afraid.
- If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed.
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You'll be all right.
We're right here.
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- And I just grab there...
- Look at him go.
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And a-one, and a-two,
and a...[Grunts]
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- [Laughs]
- Wow.
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Spider dudes.
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I feel like
I'm on top of the aggro crag!
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Come on, spill your guts!
Come on.
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You guys were right, it's easy peasy.
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- Come on up.
- Okay, yeah, sure.
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- All right. Whoo! Yeah!
- So we're coming up.
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[Straining] I can't...
How did you...
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- All right, be careful.
- Ow!
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I'm gonna slip.
I'm slipping!
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Hey, no.
You got this. Come on.
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I'm coming down.
Help me come down.
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- You don't want a boost?
- No, please help me come down.
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- Okay.
- Oh! Jeebus!
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All right. Whoo!
[Claps]
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Yeah, there must've been
a tectonic shift in the rocks
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- after you guys...
- Sure.
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- We're gonna hike around.
- Yeah.
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And, uh, we'll come up,
and we'll save you in a minute.
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- Okay.
- Hur... hurry up!
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- Slow down, dude.
- No.
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Blake and Jillian
won't survive much longer.
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They both use roll-on deodorant.
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That stuff is like wild animal nip.
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What about our survival, Ders, huh?
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I'm starving to death
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ever since you ripped
the beef jerky out of my hands.
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- You gave it to me.
- Yeah.
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And then you handed it to a dog
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when you should've handed it
to my belly
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'cause dogs
can't sniff through bellies.
249
00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,301
Dogs do not have belly sense, Ders!
250
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,727
Idiot.
Stupid woods!
251
00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:51,388
I'm gonna die in the stupid woods!
252
00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:52,764
- Not helping.
- I hate the stupid woo...
253
00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:53,890
What was that?
254
00:07:54,257 --> 00:07:56,060
That was a car door
in the stupid woods.
255
00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,812
- [Gasps] That's a military jeep!
- Whoa.
256
00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,480
Oh, my God, it was probably
257
00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,441
abandoned here during the Golf War.
258
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,109
No, definitely not.
It's a Geo Tracker.
259
00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,576
My mom used to have one.
260
00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:06,711
Said she was gonna
give it to me, but...
261
00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:08,289
Never happened.
262
00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:09,698
Yeah, she probably
drove it during the Golf War.
263
00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,950
Technically.
264
00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:14,410
Time to tee off.
265
00:08:14,576 --> 00:08:16,038
Get that?
It's a Golf War reference.
266
00:08:16,279 --> 00:08:17,580
I understand it.
267
00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:18,956
Ahh...
268
00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,501
Crush!
269
00:08:21,784 --> 00:08:26,172
Another planet devoured
by the mighty Galactus.
270
00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:31,343
[Imitates explosion]
271
00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:36,057
This is nice.
272
00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:38,142
We never get alone time like this.
273
00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:38,852
I hear ya.
274
00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,439
I wish Ders and Adam
were here too. [Chuckles]
275
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:47,444
So, um, like, are you scared
that the dog is gonna come back?
276
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,988
Oh, pssh, no. Come on.
That thing's probably long gone,
277
00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:52,623
looking for food or something.
278
00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,826
That's easy for you to say.
279
00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,745
My parents were eaten by dogs.
280
00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,788
At least that's
what my foster parents told me.
281
00:08:58,954 --> 00:09:02,084
Whoa, that's...
that's heavy. I'm sorry.
282
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,235
Oh, no, no, don't be.
283
00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,379
Apparently it happened
way before I was born.
284
00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:07,505
Ah.
285
00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:10,216
[Owl hooting]
286
00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:13,277
Look, if you're still scared, I
can go make you some camouflage.
287
00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:14,578
Really?
288
00:09:14,703 --> 00:09:16,764
Yeah, we'll get you to blend in.
289
00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:18,382
I mean, if you think that'll be...
290
00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:21,727
yah!
[Laughs]
291
00:09:21,944 --> 00:09:24,356
Oh, classic!
292
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,991
Okay, go ahead and rub that around.
293
00:09:27,274 --> 00:09:29,444
I'm gonna go get
some sticks and leaves.
294
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,719
Okay.
295
00:09:34,456 --> 00:09:37,869
Oh, my God.
Jillian.
296
00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,954
It's ditch weed.
297
00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,917
It's weed!
[Laughs]
298
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:47,045
Yes! Thank you, based God!
Praise Allah!
299
00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,796
[Laughs]
300
00:09:48,962 --> 00:09:50,681
Yes!
[Laughs]
301
00:09:50,806 --> 00:09:55,552
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Grunting]
302
00:09:55,677 --> 00:09:58,723
Oh, I just want it
to smell all over me.
303
00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,349
- [Groaning]
- All right. Oh, God.
304
00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:02,626
Here we go. I'm gonna
go around and get it started.
305
00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:04,021
Wait...
no, I was supposed to do that.
306
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,663
Ow, let's go, Ders!
307
00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:07,522
Do I need to get back there
and help push this bitch?
308
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,167
That would be nice!
309
00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:11,069
Well, I'm a little busy
steering the starship, buddy.
310
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,403
All right, now we're cooking.
[Engine starts]
311
00:10:12,628 --> 00:10:14,405
- You got it?
- Ders, get in! I got it!
312
00:10:14,571 --> 00:10:16,073
- Coming around, coming around.
- I got it. Whoo!
313
00:10:16,239 --> 00:10:17,975
No thanks to you.
A little help from you.
314
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,743
- Good job.
- All right, okay.
315
00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:21,079
All right, wait, turn
the lights on; It's pretty dark.
316
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,580
All right. Lights!
[Quiet country music playing]
317
00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:24,215
Lights on!
318
00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,751
Man, this technology is dated, dude.
319
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,169
Just use the lever
right there on the side.
320
00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:29,420
Oh, okay, control, lights on.
There it is!
321
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:30,778
- Lights on!
- Hit the brakes!
322
00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:32,340
I'm hitting them!
I'm bailing!
323
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,382
What? What? Adam!
324
00:10:33,615 --> 00:10:35,885
Aah!
[Radio quietly playing]
325
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,307
Oh, God.
Yeah, that thing is scootin'.
326
00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:44,561
It's like the lovebug.
[Panting]
327
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,071
Hey, when you said,
"Hit the brakes..."
328
00:10:47,196 --> 00:10:48,472
Yeah.
329
00:10:48,597 --> 00:10:50,775
Did you mean the left brakes
or the right brakes?
330
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,945
Whoo. It's been a long time
since I've driven.
331
00:11:03,091 --> 00:11:04,974
{pub}Oh, hell, yeah, ditch...
332
00:11:05,886 --> 00:11:06,917
Weed.
333
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,371
Ahh.
334
00:11:08,496 --> 00:11:10,206
Oh, uh, did you
want to hit the pipe cone?
335
00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:12,923
Oh, no, I'm not a big pot person.
336
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,278
But I feel like
one time I saw someone
337
00:11:16,403 --> 00:11:17,914
blowing smoke
into someone else's mouth.
338
00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,179
Is that a thing?
339
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,550
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?
340
00:11:20,675 --> 00:11:22,151
That's called shotgunning.
341
00:11:22,276 --> 00:11:24,184
You actually get way higher
when you do that.
342
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,436
Oh, cool.
343
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,623
Would you want to try it?
344
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,925
- With you? Yeah... yes.
- Yeah.
345
00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,693
Totally.
[Chuckles]
346
00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:32,194
- I mean, whatever, sure, yeah.
- All right, yeah.
347
00:11:32,319 --> 00:11:34,487
- All right, come on, get close.
- Okay.
348
00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,370
[Holding breath]
Now open your mouth.
349
00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:45,532
Blow my mind, Blakey.
350
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,110
- Mm...
- Heck, yes! All right.
351
00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:49,879
All right, now, hold your breath
as long as you can, okay?
352
00:11:50,004 --> 00:11:51,814
This stuff's kinda weak,
so I'm just gonna just
353
00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:54,617
help that THC
get into your brain, okay?
354
00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:56,819
- Mm...
- Okay? Yeah!
355
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,384
That's helping.
356
00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:01,512
Oh, yeah. You are gonna
feel like a zombie after this.
357
00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:04,140
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just 60 more seconds.
358
00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,309
You feeling anything?
Feeling anything? Yup!
359
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,979
Mad hit, Jillian, you look zoned out!
360
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,522
Jillian.
361
00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,441
Uh-oh.
362
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,837
[High-pitched] Hello,
this is a little forest elf.
363
00:12:14,962 --> 00:12:16,402
Wake up, Jillian.
364
00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:19,364
[Country music playing]
[Normal voice] Come on. Come on.
365
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:20,543
Come on, just through here.
366
00:12:20,668 --> 00:12:21,644
Blake and Jillian gotta be close.
367
00:12:21,769 --> 00:12:22,742
This sucks, dude!
368
00:12:23,004 --> 00:12:24,703
- I know.
- I'm starving to death.
369
00:12:24,972 --> 00:12:26,282
Our car ran away.
370
00:12:26,407 --> 00:12:28,317
My body's withering away
into a boy body
371
00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:30,500
when I should have
a fully grown man body!
372
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,126
- Yeah.
- Look for berries
373
00:12:32,346 --> 00:12:34,657
or any sort of... like, if we can
find a rabbit, I would...
374
00:12:34,782 --> 00:12:36,593
I'm not looking for rabbits.
375
00:12:36,718 --> 00:12:40,463
Oh, look what I found.
376
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:42,098
Got him.
Oh, I got him.
377
00:12:42,223 --> 00:12:44,889
Adam, what are you doing?
378
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,558
Whatever it takes.
379
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:48,774
Oh, come on!
380
00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:49,936
- Jesus.
- [Swallows]
381
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:54,110
Actually, not bad.
382
00:12:54,235 --> 00:12:57,110
Pretty good, kinda tastes
like lobster with skin.
383
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,071
That's good to know.
Can we please vamonos?
384
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,406
Why didn't you tell me nature
lizards were so delicious?
385
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,824
- All right.
- Mm.
386
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,654
You're probably a little embarrassed
387
00:13:04,779 --> 00:13:06,369
that I'm more of a survival
master than you are, huh?
388
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:07,857
First lesson in nature,
389
00:13:07,982 --> 00:13:09,659
they're not called "nature lizards."
390
00:13:09,784 --> 00:13:10,832
Just "lizards."
391
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,542
Well, they're not city lizards.
392
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,063
No, they're not.
393
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:15,464
I'm in the nature,
and I found a lizard.
394
00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:19,502
Henceforth, therefore,
it is a nature lizard.
395
00:13:19,627 --> 00:13:21,050
You're probably
too scared to eat one.
396
00:13:21,295 --> 00:13:22,505
Not scared.
397
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:23,572
By the way, if we call them
"city lizards,"
398
00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:25,341
they'd be Mondo Gecko.
399
00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:26,542
That's a whole different thing
I'll get into later
400
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,307
because I am a survival master.
401
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,078
- I'll find a...
- There.
402
00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:30,310
- Here we go. See?
- There's one.
403
00:13:30,786 --> 00:13:31,770
Yeah. Eat it.
404
00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:33,771
Not scared.
405
00:13:33,937 --> 00:13:36,316
- [Laughs]
- In my mouth.
406
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,386
I didn't think
you were gonna do that.
407
00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:39,288
They're not bad, right?
408
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:41,724
At first they're a little gushy.
It's like one of those gushers.
409
00:13:41,849 --> 00:13:43,526
But they don't taste like
berries or artificial flavors,
410
00:13:43,651 --> 00:13:45,161
- they taste like...
- [Coughing]
411
00:13:45,286 --> 00:13:46,492
Nutrients.
What's wrong?
412
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:47,864
- [Coughing]
- You okay?
413
00:13:47,989 --> 00:13:49,078
- No.
- You gotta use your teeth, bud.
414
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,830
- It's caught...
- Use your teeth.
415
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,290
- [Coughing]
- You've eaten food before.
416
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,875
- [Coughs]
- Oh, God!
417
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,418
Oh, it's coming out your nose!
418
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,773
- What?
- The tail's out!
419
00:13:56,898 --> 00:13:57,670
I got it!
I got it!
420
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,589
[Screams] Oh, God!
421
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,549
- Get it! Get it!
- No... ow... ow!
422
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,301
Oh, my God, she's dead.
423
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,678
I gotta dig a grave.
424
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,515
Gotta dig a grave.
425
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,597
Just dig a grave.
426
00:14:07,842 --> 00:14:08,764
[Gasps]
427
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:11,087
- Oh, God.
- Oh! Oh, Jillian!
428
00:14:11,212 --> 00:14:12,643
Hey! There you are, buddy.
429
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:14,645
Did that go
how it was supposed to go?
430
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:16,358
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
431
00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:18,358
Yeah, yeah, no, that's...
that's... that's it.
432
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,829
I got high.
433
00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:22,131
You got so high!
Both: [Laugh]
434
00:14:22,256 --> 00:14:23,363
You...
[Animal howling]
435
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,867
- Oh!
- Hey, hey.
436
00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:28,071
It's okay.
It's just a coyote.
437
00:14:28,196 --> 00:14:31,264
Really, really far away coyote.
438
00:14:31,389 --> 00:14:33,164
What if there are others, closer?
439
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,244
They're wild animals, Blake.
440
00:14:35,369 --> 00:14:39,381
Jillian, we're
wild animals too, all right?
441
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,483
There is a wild animal inside of you.
442
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,175
- You think?
- Hell, yeah. You kidding me?
443
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,889
And you probably got something
like just crazy,
444
00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:49,892
just a savage beast inside of you.
445
00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:51,349
What do you think it is?
446
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,309
Oh, I-I don't know.
447
00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:54,936
A lion?
448
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,899
Oh, yeah!
Totally!
449
00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,968
- Yeah?
- You are so a lion.
450
00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:00,733
Well, a lioness.
451
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:01,859
- Yeah, 'cause of the...
- I'm...
452
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:02,985
Vagina thing.
453
00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:04,195
- A lady.
- Yeah.
454
00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:07,657
Come on, yeah. Let's hear it.
Let's hear your lioness roar.
455
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,013
No, what? What if...
what if the killer dog hears us?
456
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:12,715
Well, then, that killer dog's
gonna have to...
457
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,790
have to fight Jillian the lioness!
458
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,554
And, uh... and Blake the...
459
00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:18,710
Mastodon!
460
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,003
[Chuckles]
461
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,546
[Imitates mastodon trumpeting]
462
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:22,672
[Roars]
463
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,257
Both: [Laugh]
464
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,424
- [Roars]
- Yeah!
465
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:26,676
- [Roaring]
- Oh, yeah!
466
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,297
- Yeah, that's...
- [Laughs]
467
00:15:28,422 --> 00:15:29,899
That's cool, Jillian,
I never seen this side of you.
468
00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:32,769
You got a...[Chuckles]
You got a wild side, girl.
469
00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:34,971
- [Growls, giggles]
- Kinda like it.
470
00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:36,338
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
471
00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:38,274
So what makes you a mastodon?
472
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:41,024
Is it 'cause of your big,
giant trunk?
473
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,111
No, I have to take
a mastodon-sized crap.
474
00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:47,617
[Chuckles] Hold down the fort,
Lioness Jillian.
475
00:15:47,742 --> 00:15:49,185
- All right.
- [Farts] Whoa.
476
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,201
- It's coming out already.
- Oh.
477
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,577
- [Howling]
- [Blows nose]
478
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,315
- What was that?
- Oh, my God.
479
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,558
It's the dog!
480
00:15:56,683 --> 00:15:58,427
I don't care, man,
let it come for us.
481
00:15:58,552 --> 00:16:00,043
- Come on, dude.
- [Blows]
482
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,264
Don't be such a baby.
483
00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:02,598
Just because mother nature
484
00:16:02,723 --> 00:16:04,600
whipped out her delicious mammary
485
00:16:04,725 --> 00:16:08,051
and sprayed nature lizard milk
down my throat,
486
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,372
and all she wants to do
is murder you.
487
00:16:10,497 --> 00:16:11,846
You must feel bad about that.
488
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:12,596
No.
489
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,430
We are men!
We are doing this!
490
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,029
We are men in the woods,
and we're doing this!
491
00:16:16,154 --> 00:16:16,738
All right.
492
00:16:16,863 --> 00:16:17,762
Men in the woods,
and we're doing this!
493
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:19,426
We are men in the woods
and we're doing this!
494
00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:21,189
Okay, ow.
I think I hurt my ankle.
495
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,086
[Roars]
496
00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:25,485
- [Roars]
- Hey!
497
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,446
[Laughs]
Guess what.
498
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,127
I wasn't back there
taking a mastodon dump.
499
00:16:31,252 --> 00:16:35,031
I was changing my animal
to better match your lioness.
500
00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:36,899
I'm Blake...
501
00:16:37,024 --> 00:16:38,165
The dire wolf.
502
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,166
Ooh, I like that.
[Giggles]
503
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,295
Did you know that when the dude wolf
504
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,875
engages in sex,
505
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,842
his genitals swell up?
506
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,468
- Oh, that's very coo...
- I wasn't finished.
507
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,762
Oh.
508
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,264
His genitals swell up, and he...
509
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:58,684
Hooks into the chick wolf,
510
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:02,158
and she can't get away
for up to 20 minutes.
511
00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:03,481
Pretty cool, huh?
512
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,359
Well, yeah, but I'm a lioness.
513
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,564
Oh, I know.
514
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:09,832
But haven't you always wanted to see
515
00:17:09,957 --> 00:17:11,114
two different animals doing it?
516
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,202
- Yes.
- Me too.
517
00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:15,118
So what do you say?
518
00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:18,371
[Sniffs]
Permission to hug ya?
519
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,707
Hook it up, Blake.
520
00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:26,420
I can't wait to tell
the dudes about this.
521
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:27,316
- Wait, what?
- Huh?
522
00:17:27,441 --> 00:17:28,751
No.
No, you can't tell them.
523
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:30,132
- What?
- You can't tell anybody.
524
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,154
- No.
- Wha... that's what you do.
525
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:35,805
You nail the girl to the wall,
you tell the buddies back home.
526
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,807
Come on, you're the lioness,
I'm the wolf!
527
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,929
We're gonna rule
the Telamericorp jungle!
528
00:17:40,054 --> 00:17:42,269
I'll let you eat my butt
on top of the photocopier.
529
00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:44,100
N... wait... no, Blake,
we have to think about this.
530
00:17:44,225 --> 00:17:46,102
Okay? Just... just...
let's not rush.
531
00:17:46,227 --> 00:17:47,169
- What?
- We need to think...
532
00:17:47,294 --> 00:17:48,067
come on, wild animals...
533
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,105
they don't think!
534
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,273
They just...
535
00:17:50,398 --> 00:17:51,908
Do each other!
Now, come on!
536
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,531
Life's short.
Kiss hard.
537
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,907
- [Laughs]
- What does that even mean?
538
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:55,991
[Howls]
539
00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:57,579
- I'm gonna bite your ass!
- Stop...
540
00:17:57,704 --> 00:17:59,115
- No, wait... don't, please.
- [Laughing]
541
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,121
Bad wolf!
542
00:18:00,374 --> 00:18:01,583
- No! No!
- [Howls]
543
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,124
Okay, Blake, I love you,
544
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,388
but you're coming off
a teensy bit rapey.
545
00:18:05,513 --> 00:18:06,836
- What are you talking about?
- No! No!
546
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,125
- Being men.
- All right.
547
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,928
I could... I want some of that...
that teat milk or whatever.
548
00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:13,718
- Whoo.
- Get off of me, you wolf!
549
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,137
- [Howls]
- It's got Jillian.
550
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,967
- Find weapons... find a weapon.
- Weapons?
551
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:18,890
- Find a weapon.
- What?
552
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:19,849
Yup.
553
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:21,437
You ready to quit being a pussy
554
00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:22,604
and start being that scout thing
555
00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:23,603
I think I remember you talking about?
556
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,641
Oh, come on.
Oh, no, bad wolf!
557
00:18:25,766 --> 00:18:26,773
You know this.
558
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,150
- Get off of me, wolf!
- [Howls]
559
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,879
Oh!
560
00:18:31,004 --> 00:18:32,695
Oh-ho-ho-ho...
561
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:33,916
Stab it in the head!
Right in the eye socket!
562
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,851
- Blake, Jillian?
- Guys?
563
00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:37,241
Was a dog here attacking you?
What are you doing?
564
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,286
Uh-oh, I can taste
my brain in my nose.
565
00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:41,871
Jillian, are you okay?
Did we save your life?
566
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,539
Yeah... what?
Nobody hooked anyone.
567
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,624
- We were just... I...
- Shh! Shut up!
568
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,129
- What?
- [Sniffs]
569
00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:48,712
I smell burritos.
570
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,132
Follow the leader.
571
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:51,233
That's me in this situation;
I'm the leader.
572
00:18:51,358 --> 00:18:52,601
Yeah.
573
00:18:52,726 --> 00:18:53,970
I'm the leader in this situation.
574
00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:55,571
We're going this way.
That was the wrong way.
575
00:18:55,696 --> 00:18:56,635
- The leader says go this way.
- Go, Jillian!
576
00:19:01,305 --> 00:19:02,975
{pub}Oh, there it is!
577
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,584
Oh, it's open!
578
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,687
All right, I'm gonna go
get my hot sauce from the car.
579
00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:07,887
[Sing-song]
My crystals.
580
00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:08,982
- Crystals.
- You guys order for me.
581
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,483
Yeah, I'll get you the pizza.
582
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,734
I'm just joking.
583
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,359
But what if I wasn't?
584
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:17,764
You'd be like, "What're you
talkin' 'bout, William?"
585
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,618
Looks like I won't be needing
you anymore, little guy.
586
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,162
Have a nice life.
587
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,206
Wait, what's that?
588
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,665
You miss your brothers?
589
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:29,377
Okay.
590
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:34,257
Oh.
Here we go. Crystal time.
591
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,816
Very cool.
592
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:39,652
[Dramatic music]
593
00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:42,181
All right, I've had
just about enough of this!
594
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,768
So I'm gonna give you
one chance to turn around!
595
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,894
Right now!
Walk away.
596
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:51,274
[Dog barking]
597
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,765
Let's do this.
598
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,068
Come on.
599
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,446
Come on, you bitch!
600
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,323
[Barking]
601
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,839
Mmm.
602
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:02,410
- This isn't that good, is it?
- Mm-mm.
603
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,744
It's not good.
604
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,511
You could drown it in the salsa,
605
00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:07,707
but the salsa tastes like
there's a cup of dirt in it.
606
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,792
Hey.
607
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,652
So you're okay?
608
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:14,887
Yeah. I'm okay.
609
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,215
Are... are you?
610
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,760
Yeah, I'm okay.
611
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,095
Like, okay-okay.
612
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,181
Definitely.
Totally okay.
613
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,515
- Yeah.
- I'm okay too.
614
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,185
In case you guys care, so...
I was out there as well.
615
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:31,188
Oh, hope you're enjoying
your breakfast burritos.
616
00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:35,235
And if you could, por favor,
keep eye out for Gus.
617
00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:36,945
Haven't seen him around.
618
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,644
I haven't seen your buddy Gus either,
619
00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:40,179
but there is a chance
that he was eaten by a wild dog
620
00:20:40,304 --> 00:20:41,449
that I just murdered
in the parking lot.
621
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,950
- [Gasps] Ay.
- I just murdered it. I got it.
622
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:46,204
This... this dog?
623
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,124
This one?
624
00:20:50,447 --> 00:20:54,026
You killed my dog?
625
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:54,921
Hello?
626
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,924
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