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12, 13, 14...
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- Lair.
- Ooh.
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Wow.
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Ho, ho! Whoo!
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- Big man.
- D&D, baby!
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- Unleashing the dragon. Whoo.
- I'm gonna go get, uh...
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- I'm gonna go get more.
- Whoo.
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Man, I had no idea Dungeons
& Dragons was this intense.
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No, no, no, man, this isn't that,
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this is...
this is Drinking & Drag-ons.
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- Right.
- Drag, get it?
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- Sorry.
- Yeah.
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What you do is you...
you roll the 1d20,
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you take a hit of the weed,
and then you drink
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for however many seconds
you rolled on the die.
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Yeah, no, I know, we've been
playing for, like, three hours.
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- Here we go.
- Guys, I thought...
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Oh! I like that!
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You think you can handle this one,
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- Dungeon Mas-Ders?
- Placing the thumb on the hole...
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You got this?
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Ooh, as the wizard
casts a fireball onto the weed.
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And then...
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and sips from his frosty brewth.
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One, two, three!
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Ooh...
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Where's the s-smoke, dude?
You even hit it?
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- I did, yeah.
- Hit it hard.
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Oh, my God.
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- Great job. Great. All right.
- Thank you.
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My turn. Here we go.
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- Big roll, critical hit, baby!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go...
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Rollin'!
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Ah, it skips me.
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Adam!
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- Adam!
- Adam!
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Adam!
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What's he doing?
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Yo.
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Look at this breakfast burrito.
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Grandma flora claims it's
her heightened sense of smell
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that helped her create what many call
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the best breakfast burrito
in America.
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We gots to get it.
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Oh, I'd love to squirt some crystals
hot sauce into that sucker.
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I want that in my mouth.
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Dude, it's only,
like, 100 miles away.
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Ders, drive us.
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I can't, man,
I've been drinking for 10 hours.
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Yeah?
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Uh, we could just find
somebody to drive us, though.
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- Right? 100 miles?
- Yeah.
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Who would drive us 100 miles to get
a breakfast burrito on a Friday night?
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I came as soon as my shift ended.
Where's... where's the fire?
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Not here, it's at
a blind old lady's restaurant,
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and if we don't get there soon,
she's gonna burn alive.
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Okay. Buckle up, boys.
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♪ Pop, pop, pop, go-go paparazzi ♪
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Jillian, the tree!
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The curb!
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The car!!
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Resync for DEMAND by antibio
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- Yeah.
- Okay, they are closed.
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- Want me check the hours on this?
- What?
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Oh, that seems like a thing
that you're supposed to do.
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- Aw, fudge.
- I tried to yelp it, but I got no bars.
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'Cept for when I rap, obviously.
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- Obviously.
- Check it out.
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Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m.
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Oh, that's only four hours.
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I say we drive home, hang for
20, chill, and then drive back?
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I mean, it's not too long
to wait here, right?
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We could always eat
some of Adam's Jack Link's.
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- Come on. Jerk me off, bro.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Let's do it.
- Mm, no.
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My Jack Link's?
I don't think so.
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I have it rationed off to nine
small-to-medium-sized meals per day.
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I'm trying to bulk up for the
amateur strongman competition.
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- That's right. I knew that.
- True.
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I already have a ton of the pure strength,
just not a lot of the muscles.
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And also a lot of the pure strength.
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Those guys are very strong.
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You're really still chasing that dream,
you fat chunk?
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Ders.
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Is that a challenge, Ders?
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No, that... don't take that as...
I want nothing to...
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Challenge accepted.
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I'll show you how strong I am.
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Okay.
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Yah!
Pure power.
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Sure.
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- Oh...
- Okay, all right.
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Whoo!
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Adam, come on,
you're hurting the beer, buddy.
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You've never
done this before, have you?
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What does that mean?
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It means give me the keg,
sit down, suck your thumb,
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and watch mama toss.
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Whoa!
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She's calling you out!
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- Who's calling you out?
- Oh, check two.
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I used to dominate the caber toss
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at the annual Celtic Fest.
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Actually got a tattoo that says,
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- "life is a caber-net."
- No doubt.
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Well, Jillian, I don't
mean to be a male chauffeur,
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but there is no way that you
could throw farther than I.
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Because you are a girl, and girls are
mentally and physically unsuperior.
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- Yeah, I don't care, Adam.
- Good luck.
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- You okay?
- Good form.
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Might've tweaked something, actually.
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- Whoa.
- Oh.
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- Oh!
- Whoa, truck!
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- Yes!
- Oh.
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That's how you caber toss!
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- Uh-oh. Oh!
- Oh, God.
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- Oh, hell, no.
- No, no, no.
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- It's all right.
- No, Der...
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It probably just wants to play.
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Oh, my God, what do we do?
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Ders, Ders, Ders!
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Oh, no, I'm not going!
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Go, Jillian, get him!
Get him!
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Oh, God, oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe you just
gave that dog my jerky!
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That dog was gonna kill my ass!
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Very selfish of you, Ders!
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Whoa!
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Ow!
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- Ow!
- Ow, ow!
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Come on.
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Don't move.
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Okay? If you don't move,
he can't see you.
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He's just like the T-Rex
in Jurassic Park.
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Dogs are idiots.
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Good thing this isn't
a pig or a dolphin.
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- We'd be worm food.
- Shh!
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Shut up!
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Okay, let's go find the restaurant.
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Yes.
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How?
Which way did we come from?
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- That's easy, we...
- Oh, yeah, right over here.
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Over there.
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- No.
- This way.
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Well, I might be turned around, huh?
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{pub}Oh, God.
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Okay, no signal, no maps, nothing.
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- What does that mean, we're stuck
out here? - Shh, be quiet.
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Honestly, guys, if things
get really, really bad,
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I will not hesitate
to eat one of you. Okay?
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But not your penises or your boobs
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because I respect you guys so much.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Thanks, man. That's too bad.
I got a feast down here.
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Relax, you're not gonna have
to eat anybody, all right?
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Guys, I was an Eagle Scout.
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I got this, okay?
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Two months...
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I trained with them
before they kicked me out
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and I became a Beagle Scout,
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which is something I invented.
- That sounds awesome, dude.
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It was just an excuse, so I
could get in the city parade.
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It was cool, I had this neighbor
kid who had some beagles,
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and we would pick up the hind legs and
walk down the street and wave at people.
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Oh, that would look funny.
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It was awesome.
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- It was cool, so...
- Cool story, bro.
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Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
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We cannot go up this hill,
it's way too slick.
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We gotta climb that rock wall
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or hike who knows how far
down that path.
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I'm thinking we should climb.
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Yeah, unfortunately, Ders is right.
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Hiking sounds like garbage right now.
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All these stupid-ass trees.
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I say someone should
chop 'em all down,
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make an American eagle here.
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Oh, I love their new spring stuff.
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I'm trying to get my hand
on some new carpenter pants.
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That would look nice on you, Adam.
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They're comfortable,
you can put tools in 'em.
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Whoo!
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Okay, guys, you got this.
And remember, Adam and I...
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we're right here just in case.
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Yup, in case you fall to your death.
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- All right?
- Let's do it.
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Whoo!
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Yeah, you first.
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- Hurry up.
- You got it.
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- All right, here we go.
- Just get your toe in there.
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You got this.
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Yup, just grab there,
put your foot there, nice.
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- Yeah, don't be afraid.
- If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed.
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You'll be all right.
We're right here.
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- And I just grab there...
- Look at him go.
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And a-one, and a-two,
and a...
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- Wow.
- Spider dudes.
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I feel like
I'm on top of the aggro crag!
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Come on, spill your guts!
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You guys were right, it's easy peasy.
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- Come on up.
- Okay, yeah, sure.
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- All right. Whoo! Yeah!
- So we're coming up.
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I can't...
How did you...
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- All right, be careful.
- Ow!
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I'm gonna slip.
I'm slipping!
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Hey, no.
You got this. Come on.
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I'm coming down.
Help me come down.
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- You don't want a boost?
- No, please help me come down.
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- Okay.
- Oh! Jeebus!
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All right. Whoo!
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Yeah, there must've been
a tectonic shift in the rocks
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- after you guys...
- Sure.
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- We're gonna hike around.
- Yeah.
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And, uh, we'll come up,
and we'll save you in a minute.
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- Okay.
- Hur... hurry up!
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- Slow down, dude.
- No.
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Blake and Jillian
won't survive much longer.
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They both use roll-on deodorant.
That stuff is like wild animal nip.
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What about our survival, Ders, huh?
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I'm starving to death ever since you
ripped the beef jerky out of my hands.
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- You gave it to me.
- Yeah.
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And then you handed it to a dog
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when you should've handed it
to my belly
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'cause dogs
can't sniff through bellies.
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Dogs do not have belly sense, Ders!
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Idiot.
Stupid woods!
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I'm gonna die in the stupid woods!
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- Not helping.
- I hate the stupid woo...
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What was that?
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That was a car door
in the stupid woods.
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- That's a military jeep!
- Whoa.
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Oh, my God, it was probably
abandoned here during the Golf War.
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No, definitely not.
It's a Geo Tracker.
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My mom used to have one.
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Said she was gonna
give it to me, but...
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Never happened.
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Yeah, she probably
drove it during the Golf War.
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Technically.
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Time to tee off.
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Get that?
It's a Golf War reference.
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I understand it.
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Ahh...
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Crush!
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Another planet devoured
by the mighty Galactus.
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This is nice.
247
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We never get alone time like this.
248
00:08:39,947 --> 00:08:41,035
I hear ya.
249
00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:44,220
I wish Ders and Adam
were here too.
250
00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:49,434
So, um, like, are you scared
that the dog is gonna come back?
251
00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:52,906
Oh, pssh, no. Come on.
That thing's probably long gone,
252
00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:54,785
looking for food or something.
253
00:08:54,817 --> 00:08:56,737
That's easy for you to say.
254
00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,697
My parents were eaten by dogs.
255
00:08:58,729 --> 00:09:00,713
At least that's
what my foster parents told me.
256
00:09:00,797 --> 00:09:04,103
Whoa, that's...
that's heavy. I'm sorry.
257
00:09:04,117 --> 00:09:06,217
Oh, no, no, don't be.
258
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,347
Apparently it happened
way before I was born.
259
00:09:08,463 --> 00:09:09,276
Ah.
260
00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:15,545
Look, if you're still scared, I
can go make you some camouflage.
261
00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:16,437
Really?
262
00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:18,518
Yeah, we'll get you to blend in.
263
00:09:18,747 --> 00:09:20,809
I mean, if you think that'll be...
264
00:09:20,846 --> 00:09:23,161
yah!
265
00:09:24,561 --> 00:09:26,377
Oh, classic!
266
00:09:26,439 --> 00:09:29,336
Okay, go ahead and rub that around.
267
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,641
I'm gonna go get
some sticks and leaves.
268
00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:33,553
Okay.
269
00:09:36,562 --> 00:09:39,470
Oh, my God.
Jillian.
270
00:09:40,853 --> 00:09:42,072
It's ditch weed.
271
00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:43,716
It's weed!
272
00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:49,180
Yes! Thank you, based God!
Praise Allah!
273
00:09:50,817 --> 00:09:52,536
Yes!
274
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:56,941
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
275
00:09:57,501 --> 00:10:00,547
Oh, I just want it
to smell all over me.
276
00:10:00,582 --> 00:10:02,364
All right. Oh, God.
277
00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:04,407
Here we go. I'm gonna
go around and get it started.
278
00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:05,969
Wait...
no, I was supposed to do that.
279
00:10:05,993 --> 00:10:07,283
Ow, let's go, Ders!
280
00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:09,301
Do I need to get back there
and help push this bitch?
281
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:10,439
That would be nice!
282
00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:12,908
Well, I'm a little busy
steering the starship, buddy.
283
00:10:12,939 --> 00:10:14,417
All right, now we're cooking.
284
00:10:14,442 --> 00:10:15,947
- You got it?
- Ders, get in! I got it!
285
00:10:15,978 --> 00:10:18,097
- Coming around, coming around.
- I got it. Whoo!
286
00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:20,310
No thanks to you.
A little help from you.
287
00:10:20,326 --> 00:10:21,271
- Good job.
- Okay. All right,
288
00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:22,506
wait, turn
the lights on; It's pretty dark.
289
00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,090
All right. Lights!
290
00:10:24,463 --> 00:10:25,932
Lights on!
291
00:10:26,176 --> 00:10:28,071
Man, this technology is dated, dude.
292
00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:29,725
Just use the lever
right there on the side.
293
00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:31,551
Oh, okay, control, lights on.
There it is!
294
00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:32,839
- Lights on!
- Hit the brakes!
295
00:10:32,857 --> 00:10:33,936
I'm hitting them!
I'm bailing!
296
00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:35,400
What? What? Adam!
297
00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:37,727
Aah!
298
00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:43,325
Oh, God.
Yeah, that thing is scootin'.
299
00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:46,212
It's like the lovebug.
300
00:10:46,588 --> 00:10:49,090
Hey, when you said,
"Hit the brakes..."
301
00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:51,468
Did you mean the left brakes
or the right brakes?
302
00:10:52,703 --> 00:10:54,769
Whoo. It's been a long time
since I've driven.
303
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,313
{pub}Oh, hell, yeah, ditch...
304
00:11:08,187 --> 00:11:09,217
Weed.
305
00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:10,353
Ahh.
306
00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:12,652
Oh, uh, did you
want to hit the pipe cone?
307
00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:15,510
Oh, no, I'm not a big pot person.
308
00:11:15,795 --> 00:11:19,123
But I feel like
one time I saw someone
309
00:11:19,153 --> 00:11:20,790
blowing smoke
into someone else's mouth.
310
00:11:20,821 --> 00:11:21,960
Is that a thing?
311
00:11:21,989 --> 00:11:23,543
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?
312
00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:24,566
That's called shotgunning.
313
00:11:24,578 --> 00:11:26,634
You actually get way higher
when you do that.
314
00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:27,906
Oh, cool.
315
00:11:28,129 --> 00:11:29,498
Would you want to try it?
316
00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:31,682
- With you? Yeah... yes.
- Yeah.
317
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,077
Totally.
318
00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:34,663
- I mean, whatever, sure, yeah.
- All right, yeah.
319
00:11:34,688 --> 00:11:36,856
- All right, come on, get close.
- Okay.
320
00:11:42,073 --> 00:11:43,632
Now open your mouth.
321
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,612
Blow my mind, Blakey.
322
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,355
- Mm...
- Heck, yes! All right.
323
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,536
All right, now, hold your breath
as long as you can, okay?
324
00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:54,255
This stuff's kinda weak,
so I'm just gonna just
325
00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:57,040
help that THC
get into your brain, okay?
326
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,506
- Mm...
- Okay? Yeah!
327
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:00,929
That's helping.
328
00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:04,687
Oh, yeah. You are gonna
feel like a zombie after this.
329
00:12:04,771 --> 00:12:06,624
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just 60 more seconds.
330
00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,766
You feeling anything?
Feeling anything? Yup!
331
00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:11,661
Mad hit, Jillian, you look zoned out!
332
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,516
Jillian.
333
00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,097
Uh-oh.
334
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,314
Hello,
this is a little forest elf.
335
00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:18,767
Wake up, Jillian.
336
00:12:18,787 --> 00:12:21,520
Come on. Come on.
337
00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:23,055
Come on, just through here.
338
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,174
Blake and Jillian gotta be close.
339
00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:25,672
This sucks, dude!
340
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,113
- I know.
- I'm starving to death.
341
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,694
Our car ran away.
342
00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:31,009
My body's withering away
into a boy body
343
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,950
when I should have
a fully grown man body!
344
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,298
- Yeah.
- Look for berries
345
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:37,278
or any sort of... like, if we can
find a rabbit, I would...
346
00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:38,909
I'm not looking for rabbits.
347
00:12:38,943 --> 00:12:42,688
Oh, look what I found.
348
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,574
Got him.
Oh, I got him.
349
00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:47,131
Adam, what are you doing?
350
00:12:47,656 --> 00:12:49,251
Whatever it takes.
351
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,083
Oh, come on!
352
00:12:51,127 --> 00:12:52,164
Jesus.
353
00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:56,881
Actually, not bad.
354
00:12:56,911 --> 00:12:59,438
Pretty good, kinda tastes
like lobster with skin.
355
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,358
That's good to know.
Can we please vamonos?
356
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,818
Why didn't you tell me nature
lizards were so delicious?
357
00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:05,005
- All right.
- Mm.
358
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,415
You're probably a little embarrassed
359
00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:08,733
that I'm more of a survival
master than you are, huh?
360
00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:10,121
First lesson in nature,
361
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,907
they're not called "nature lizards."
362
00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:13,302
Just "lizards."
363
00:13:13,337 --> 00:13:15,005
Well, they're not city lizards.
364
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:15,672
No, they're not.
365
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,738
I'm in the nature,
and I found a lizard.
366
00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:22,105
Henceforth, therefore,
it is a nature lizard.
367
00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:23,576
You're probably
too scared to eat one.
368
00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:24,486
Not scared.
369
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,039
By the way, if we call them
"city lizards,"
370
00:13:26,086 --> 00:13:27,130
they'd be Mondo Gecko.
371
00:13:27,148 --> 00:13:28,625
That's a whole different thing
I'll get into later
372
00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:29,947
because I am a survival master.
373
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,515
- I'll find a...
- There.
374
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:32,840
- Here we go. See?
- There's one.
375
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,321
Yeah. Eat it.
376
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:35,759
Not scared.
377
00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,271
In my mouth.
378
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:39,505
I didn't think
you were gonna do that.
379
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:41,000
They're not bad, right?
380
00:13:41,018 --> 00:13:43,939
At first they're a little gushy.
It's like one of those gushers.
381
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,253
But they don't taste like
berries or artificial flavors,
382
00:13:46,272 --> 00:13:47,547
they taste like...
383
00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:48,781
Nutrients.
What's wrong?
384
00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:51,168
- You okay?
- No.
385
00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:52,283
You gotta use your teeth, bud.
386
00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:53,597
- It's caught...
- Use your teeth.
387
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,767
You've eaten food before.
388
00:13:54,782 --> 00:13:56,632
Oh, God!
389
00:13:56,651 --> 00:13:57,834
Oh, it's coming out your nose!
390
00:13:57,853 --> 00:13:59,218
- What?
- The tail's out!
391
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,623
I got it!
I got it!
392
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,093
Oh, God!
393
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,122
- Get it! Get it!
- No... ow... ow!
394
00:14:04,409 --> 00:14:06,059
Oh, my God, she's dead.
395
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,485
I gotta dig a grave.
396
00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:09,176
Gotta dig a grave.
397
00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:10,314
Just dig a grave.
398
00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:13,549
- Oh, God.
- Oh! Oh, Jillian!
399
00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,324
Hey! There you are, buddy.
400
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,243
Did that go
how it was supposed to go?
401
00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:18,398
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
402
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,796
Yeah, yeah, no, that's...
that's... that's it.
403
00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:21,765
I got high.
404
00:14:21,784 --> 00:14:23,950
- You got so high!
- Both:
405
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,254
You...
406
00:14:25,279 --> 00:14:27,749
- Oh!
- Hey, hey.
407
00:14:27,831 --> 00:14:30,506
It's okay.
It's just a coyote.
408
00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:33,492
Really, really far away coyote.
409
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:35,643
What if there are others, closer?
410
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,732
They're wild animals, Blake.
411
00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:41,815
Jillian, we're
wild animals too, all right?
412
00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:44,147
There is a wild animal inside of you.
413
00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:46,652
- You think?
- Hell, yeah. You kidding me?
414
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,771
And you probably got something
like just crazy,
415
00:14:49,795 --> 00:14:52,224
just a savage beast inside of you.
416
00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:53,938
What do you think it is?
417
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:56,090
Oh, I-I don't know.
418
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,333
A lion?
419
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,556
Oh, yeah!
Totally!
420
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,538
- Yeah?
- You are so a lion.
421
00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:03,203
Well, a lioness.
422
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:04,463
- Yeah, 'cause of the...
- I'm...
423
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:05,461
Vagina thing.
424
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,900
- A lady.
- Yeah.
425
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:10,018
Come on, yeah. Let's hear it.
Let's hear your lioness roar.
426
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,545
No, what? What if...
what if the killer dog hears us?
427
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:15,188
Well, then, that killer dog's
gonna have to...
428
00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:17,605
have to fight Jillian the lioness!
429
00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:19,839
And, uh... and Blake the...
430
00:15:20,148 --> 00:15:21,178
Mastodon!
431
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:27,863
Yeah!
432
00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:29,465
Oh, yeah!
433
00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:30,540
Yeah, that's...
434
00:15:30,558 --> 00:15:32,628
That's cool, Jillian,
I never seen this side of you.
435
00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:35,654
You got a...
You got a wild side, girl.
436
00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:37,583
Kinda like it.
437
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,938
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
438
00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,793
So what makes you a mastodon?
439
00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:43,449
Is it 'cause of your big,
giant trunk?
440
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:46,803
No, I have to take
a mastodon-sized crap.
441
00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:50,559
Hold down the fort,
Lioness Jillian.
442
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,027
- All right.
- Whoa.
443
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:53,670
- It's coming out already.
- Oh.
444
00:15:55,993 --> 00:15:57,978
- What was that?
- Oh, my God.
445
00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,120
It's the dog!
446
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,134
I don't care, man,
let it come for us.
447
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,698
Come on, dude.
448
00:16:02,721 --> 00:16:04,054
Don't be such a baby.
449
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:07,309
Just because mother nature whipped
out her delicious mammary
450
00:16:07,338 --> 00:16:10,754
and sprayed nature lizard milk
down my throat,
451
00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:12,816
and all she wants to do
is murder you.
452
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,183
You must feel bad about that.
453
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:14,904
No.
454
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,636
We are men!
We are doing this!
455
00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:18,251
We are men in the woods,
and we're doing this!
456
00:16:18,263 --> 00:16:18,795
All right.
457
00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:20,023
Men in the woods,
and we're doing this!
458
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,587
We are men in the woods
and we're doing this!
459
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,652
Okay, ow.
I think I hurt my ankle.
460
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,159
Hey!
461
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,361
Guess what.
462
00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:33,128
I wasn't back there
taking a mastodon dump.
463
00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:37,163
I was changing my animal
to better match your lioness.
464
00:16:37,901 --> 00:16:39,327
I'm Blake...
465
00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:40,646
The dire wolf.
466
00:16:40,763 --> 00:16:42,551
Ooh, I like that.
467
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,778
Did you know that when the dude wolf
468
00:16:45,936 --> 00:16:48,289
engages in sex,
469
00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:51,298
his genitals swell up?
470
00:16:51,457 --> 00:16:52,914
- Oh, that's very coo...
- I wasn't finished.
471
00:16:52,935 --> 00:16:53,769
Oh.
472
00:16:53,806 --> 00:16:56,473
His genitals swell up, and he...
473
00:16:56,623 --> 00:17:01,151
Hooks into the chick wolf,
474
00:17:01,456 --> 00:17:04,228
and she can't get away
for up to 20 minutes.
475
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,135
Pretty cool, huh?
476
00:17:06,572 --> 00:17:09,151
Well, yeah, but I'm a lioness.
477
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,821
Oh, I know.
478
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:13,582
But haven't you always wanted to see
two different animals doing it?
479
00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:15,534
- Yes.
- Me too.
480
00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:17,678
So what do you say?
481
00:17:19,702 --> 00:17:21,100
Permission to hug ya?
482
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:24,487
Hook it up, Blake.
483
00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:28,821
I can't wait to tell
the dudes about this.
484
00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:29,741
- Wait, what?
- Huh?
485
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,512
No.
No, you can't tell them.
486
00:17:31,524 --> 00:17:32,603
- What?
- You can't tell anybody.
487
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:34,687
- No.
- Wha... that's what you do.
488
00:17:34,849 --> 00:17:37,730
You nail the girl to the wall,
you tell the buddies back home.
489
00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:40,022
Come on, you're the lioness,
I'm the wolf!
490
00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,563
We're gonna rule
the Telamericorp jungle!
491
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:44,676
I'll let you eat my butt
on top of the photocopier.
492
00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:46,941
N... wait... no, Blake,
we have to think about this.
493
00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:48,921
Okay? Just... just...
let's not rush.
494
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:51,651
- What? Come on, wild animals
they don't think! - We need to think...
495
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:52,486
They just...
496
00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,446
Do each other!
Now, come on!
497
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,968
Life's short.
Kiss hard.
498
00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:57,208
What does that even mean?
499
00:17:58,752 --> 00:18:00,021
- I'm gonna bite your ass!
- Stop...
500
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,454
No, wait... don't, please.
501
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,378
Bad wolf!
502
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,622
No! No!
503
00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:05,922
Okay, Blake, I love you,
504
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:08,191
but you're coming off
a teensy bit rapey.
505
00:18:08,216 --> 00:18:09,539
- What are you talking about?
- No! No!
506
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:11,682
- Being men.
- All right.
507
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,361
I could... I want some of that...
that teat milk or whatever.
508
00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,212
- Whoo.
- Get off of me, you wolf!
509
00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:18,641
It's got Jillian.
510
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:20,048
- Find weapons... find a weapon.
- Weapons?
511
00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:21,486
- Find a weapon.
- What?
512
00:18:21,594 --> 00:18:22,388
Yup.
513
00:18:22,629 --> 00:18:24,689
You ready to quit being a pussy
and start being that scout thing
514
00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:26,015
I think I remember you talking about?
515
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,243
Oh, come on.
Oh, no, bad wolf!
516
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,279
You know this.
517
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,520
Get off of me, wolf!
518
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,288
Oh!
519
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,681
Oh-ho-ho-ho...
520
00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:36,675
Stab it in the head!
Right in the eye socket!
521
00:18:36,693 --> 00:18:38,030
- Blake, Jillian?
- Guys?
522
00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,707
Was a dog here attacking you?
What are you doing?
523
00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:41,624
Uh-oh, I can taste
my brain in my nose.
524
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:44,331
Jillian, are you okay?
Did we save your life?
525
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,887
Yeah... what?
Nobody hooked anyone.
526
00:18:45,899 --> 00:18:47,068
- We were just... I...
- Shh! Shut up!
527
00:18:47,102 --> 00:18:49,030
What?
528
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:51,244
I smell burritos.
529
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:52,397
Follow the leader.
530
00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:54,043
That's me in this situation;
I'm the leader.
531
00:18:54,055 --> 00:18:55,524
- Yeah.
- I'm the leader in this situation.
532
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,316
We're going this way.
That was the wrong way.
533
00:18:57,335 --> 00:18:59,270
- The leader says go this way.
- Go, Jillian!
534
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:07,990
{pub}- Oh, there it is!
- Oh, it's open!
535
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,682
All right, I'm gonna go
get my hot sauce from the car.
536
00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:10,887
My crystals.
537
00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:11,951
- Crystals.
- You guys order for me.
538
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:13,520
Yeah, I'll get you the pizza.
539
00:19:13,682 --> 00:19:14,767
I'm just joking.
540
00:19:14,782 --> 00:19:18,046
But what if I wasn't? You'd be like,
"What're you talkin' 'bout, William?"
541
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:23,912
Looks like I won't be needing
you anymore, little guy.
542
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,077
Have a nice life.
543
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:28,550
Wait, what's that?
544
00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:30,096
You miss your brothers?
545
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,158
Okay.
546
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:37,611
Oh.
Here we go. Crystal time.
547
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,851
Very cool.
548
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,613
All right, I've had
just about enough of this!
549
00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:47,455
So I'm gonna give you
one chance to turn around!
550
00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,860
Right now!
Walk away.
551
00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:55,654
Let's do this.
552
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,238
Come on.
553
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,711
Come on, you bitch!
554
00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:02,860
Mmm.
555
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:05,621
- This isn't that good, is it?
- Mm-mm.
556
00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:06,527
It's not good.
557
00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:07,669
You could drown it in the salsa,
558
00:20:07,694 --> 00:20:10,192
but the salsa tastes like
there's a cup of dirt in it.
559
00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:12,682
Hey.
560
00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:14,950
So you're okay?
561
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,096
Yeah. I'm okay.
562
00:20:18,195 --> 00:20:19,609
Are... are you?
563
00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:21,807
Yeah, I'm okay.
564
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,265
Like, okay-okay.
565
00:20:24,512 --> 00:20:26,339
Definitely.
Totally okay.
566
00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:27,658
- Yeah.
- I'm okay too.
567
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,899
In case you guys care, so...
I was out there as well.
568
00:20:31,303 --> 00:20:34,419
Oh, hope you're enjoying
your breakfast burritos.
569
00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:38,249
And if you could, por favor,
keep eye out for Gus.
570
00:20:38,286 --> 00:20:39,818
Haven't seen him around.
571
00:20:39,836 --> 00:20:41,081
I haven't seen your buddy Gus either,
572
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,215
but there is a chance
that he was eaten by a wild dog
573
00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:44,632
that I just murdered
in the parking lot.
574
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,323
- Ay.
- I just murdered it. I got it.
575
00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:48,755
This... this dog?
576
00:20:52,429 --> 00:20:53,233
This one?
577
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,435
You killed my dog?
578
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,232
Hello?
579
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:03,342
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