1 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:08,093 [Man Narrating] This is Michael Bluth. 2 00:00:08,201 --> 00:00:10,192 For 10 years, he's worked for his father's company... 3 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:12,294 waiting to be made a partner. 4 00:00:12,405 --> 00:00:15,203 And right now, he's happy. 5 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:18,038 - This is Michael's mother. - Look what they've done, Michael. 6 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,736 She isn't happy. 7 00:00:19,846 --> 00:00:22,440 Look what the homosexuals have done to me. 8 00:00:22,548 --> 00:00:24,982 You can't just comb that out and reset it? 9 00:00:25,084 --> 00:00:28,383 Currently, she's upset that her husband's retirement party... 10 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:31,285 is being upstaged by a group of gay protesters. 11 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:34,416 We're here! We're queer! We want to get married on the ocean! 12 00:00:34,527 --> 00:00:37,928 Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. 13 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:41,796 It just makes me want to set myself on fire. 14 00:00:41,901 --> 00:00:44,392 { Sighs] Good grief, Mother. 15 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:47,131 Not all homosexuals are flamboy... 16 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,265 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 17 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:51,639 This is Michael's twin sister, Lindsay. 18 00:00:51,744 --> 00:00:53,644 I like it better on him. 19 00:00:53,746 --> 00:00:56,340 As a youthful act of defiance, Lindsay married... 20 00:00:56,449 --> 00:00:58,349 this man. 21 00:00:58,451 --> 00:01:00,976 They moved to Boston, where they've become celebrated... 22 00:01:01,087 --> 00:01:03,555 for their wine and cheese fund-raisers. 23 00:01:03,656 --> 00:01:05,851 Oh, no. I'm completely stuffed. 24 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:08,426 Michael and his sister haven't spoken in a year. 25 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,586 Neither has acknowledged this. 26 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:13,130 And this is Gob, Michael's oldest brother. 27 00:01:13,232 --> 00:01:16,201 [Michael] So, this is the magic trick, huh? 28 00:01:16,302 --> 00:01:20,136 Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. 29 00:01:23,743 --> 00:01:25,677 Or candy. 30 00:01:25,778 --> 00:01:29,441 [Narrator] Gob recently started the Alliance of Magicians... 31 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,516 an organization that blackballs any performer... 32 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:33,881 who reveals a magician's secret. 33 00:01:33,986 --> 00:01:36,079 And finally there's Buster... 34 00:01:36,188 --> 00:01:39,419 - Hey, Buster. - the youngest of Michael's siblings. 35 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:42,688 You know, you don't need to do that, buddy. It's okay. 36 00:01:42,795 --> 00:01:45,355 Thanks to the family's largesse, Buster has studied everything... 37 00:01:45,464 --> 00:01:48,160 from Native American tribal ceremonies... 38 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,694 to cartography, the mapping of uncharted territories. 39 00:01:53,806 --> 00:01:56,832 Hasn't everything already sort of been discovered, though... 40 00:01:56,943 --> 00:01:59,776 by, like, Magellan and Cortés? 41 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:01,779 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All those folks. 42 00:02:01,881 --> 00:02:03,781 Those guys did a pretty good job... 43 00:02:03,883 --> 00:02:07,182 but there's still, you know... 44 00:02:07,286 --> 00:02:10,585 [Narrator] He also suffers from crippling panic attacks. 45 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:13,215 Yes, this is his family. 46 00:02:13,326 --> 00:02:15,385 So why is Michael so happy? 47 00:02:15,494 --> 00:02:18,895 Because he's decided to never speak to these people again. 48 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,873 Michael was feeling more generous about his family... 49 00:02:28,975 --> 00:02:31,239 on the morning of the boat party. 50 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:35,906 What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing? 51 00:02:36,015 --> 00:02:39,542 - Breakfast. - Family. 52 00:02:39,652 --> 00:02:43,053 Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat. 53 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:46,056 [Narrator] This is Michael's son, George Michael. 54 00:02:46,158 --> 00:02:48,786 I mean, we have made nothing but sacrifices for this family... 55 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:50,725 and tonight it all pays off, my boy. 56 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:53,765 Tonight your granddad makes me partner. 57 00:02:53,866 --> 00:02:56,266 [Narrator] To prove his dedication to the family business... 58 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:59,429 Michael has decided to live here... in the model unit... 59 00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:01,472 ofhis father's latest housing tract. 60 00:03:01,574 --> 00:03:04,566 The guys live in the attic so that the house... 61 00:03:04,677 --> 00:03:06,941 can still function as a pristine selling tool. 62 00:03:07,046 --> 00:03:08,980 And when I do get that promotion... 63 00:03:09,081 --> 00:03:11,379 I'll finally be able to get you what you deserve. 64 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:13,645 Like a real home. 65 00:03:13,753 --> 00:03:16,051 This is a real home. 66 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,487 No, it's not. It's a fake home, son. 67 00:03:18,591 --> 00:03:20,491 You want the loops or the flakes today? 68 00:03:20,593 --> 00:03:22,823 [Narrator] The guys then headed down to Balboa Island... 69 00:03:22,928 --> 00:03:25,328 so George Michael could work at the frozen banana stand... 70 00:03:25,431 --> 00:03:27,456 his grandfather started in 1953. 71 00:03:27,566 --> 00:03:29,124 Bananas. 72 00:03:29,235 --> 00:03:32,568 Michael, meanwhile, was meeting his brother Gob... 73 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,730 hoping to discuss his father's boat party. 74 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,570 Do you have your check for your share of the party? 75 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:40,144 You know, I sort of thought my contribution... 76 00:03:40,246 --> 00:03:42,146 could be a magic show. 77 00:03:43,716 --> 00:03:46,014 - Oh, that's perfect, Gob. - Thank you. 78 00:03:46,118 --> 00:03:49,417 I just remembered something. Dad's retiring, not turning six. 79 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:53,424 Hey, come on! I just bought this new illusion called the Aztec Tomb. 80 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:56,654 - It cost like 18 grand! I'm gonna do it on the boat. - I don't care. 81 00:03:56,762 --> 00:03:59,856 What do you care? Can't you just charge the party to the company? 82 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:03,059 - It's not a business expense. - So what? Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seasons for a month. 83 00:04:03,169 --> 00:04:05,467 She's probably charging the company. 84 00:04:05,571 --> 00:04:08,096 Lindsay's been in town for a month? 85 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,142 I don't think so. 86 00:04:11,243 --> 00:04:13,711 [Narrator] Michael was upset to hear this... 87 00:04:13,813 --> 00:04:16,077 so he went to discuss it with his mother. 88 00:04:16,182 --> 00:04:19,709 Mom! Mother! Give me your company checkbook. You're cut off. 89 00:04:19,819 --> 00:04:22,652 Michael, look. Look what happened to my fox. 90 00:04:22,755 --> 00:04:25,383 Someone cut off his little foot. 91 00:04:25,491 --> 00:04:28,483 Is it... Is it noticeable? 92 00:04:28,594 --> 00:04:31,028 You've gotta remember... you're gonna be all splattered in red paint. 93 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:33,030 That's gonna distract the eye. 94 00:04:33,132 --> 00:04:36,659 I don't want you charging any more of your personal expenses to the company. 95 00:04:36,769 --> 00:04:40,535 Well, I had to pay for the Aztec Tomb. Gob says it's a career maker. 96 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:44,040 Wait a minute. The company paid for the Aztec Tomb? That's great. 97 00:04:44,143 --> 00:04:46,270 Well, I was talking about Lindsay, okay? 98 00:04:46,378 --> 00:04:50,872 You put her in a five-star hotel, on top of which you didn't tell me she was in town. 99 00:04:50,983 --> 00:04:54,885 If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally. 100 00:04:54,987 --> 00:04:57,421 I don't care for Gob. 101 00:04:59,525 --> 00:05:02,983 Good grief. I dipped into the kitty a couple of times. 102 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,222 You should be focused on tonight. 103 00:05:05,331 --> 00:05:07,925 Dad's making a big announcement. 104 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:11,730 Yeah? I knew it. It's about me, isn't it? 105 00:05:13,339 --> 00:05:16,502 I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again. 106 00:05:16,609 --> 00:05:18,509 Michael.! 107 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:20,511 Tobias. 108 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:23,707 How are you? { Laughing] 109 00:05:23,816 --> 00:05:27,274 Good, good. How's your job search comin'? 110 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:31,946 - It's good. It's going to be good. - Yeah? Great. 111 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:34,787 I'm hoping the universe provides a path for me. 112 00:05:34,894 --> 00:05:37,362 [Narrator] Tobias recently lost his medical license... 113 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:40,398 for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turned out... 114 00:05:40,499 --> 00:05:43,730 was not having a heart attack. 115 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:48,273 Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight, start a career as a pirate. 116 00:05:48,374 --> 00:05:50,934 I haven't packed for that. 117 00:05:51,043 --> 00:05:53,273 - Couldn't find a thing. - Lindsay.! 118 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:56,280 - Michael! - How was your flight? 119 00:05:56,382 --> 00:05:59,146 - Great. Great. We just got in. - He knows. 120 00:05:59,251 --> 00:06:02,277 A month ago. Oh, I'm sorry. I've been meaning to call you. 121 00:06:02,388 --> 00:06:03,912 - I really have. - Really? 122 00:06:04,023 --> 00:06:07,220 - It's just been very busy. - Ugh! It's been crazy. 123 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:10,124 We just had an amazing fund-raiser for HOOP. 124 00:06:10,229 --> 00:06:13,221 - HOOP? - My anti-circumcision movement. 125 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,300 I think it looks frightening when it's cut off. 126 00:06:15,401 --> 00:06:17,301 It's a Doberman. Let it have its ears. 127 00:06:17,403 --> 00:06:18,961 - Hmm. - Believe it or not... 128 00:06:19,071 --> 00:06:21,938 we brought in over $40,000. 129 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:25,306 Unbelievable. Sounds like you saved enough skin to make 10 new boys. 130 00:06:25,411 --> 00:06:28,346 Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. 131 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:30,608 - [Lindsay Clears Throat] - I mean, how... 132 00:06:32,051 --> 00:06:34,417 are you? 133 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,420 Still good. You know what? 134 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:39,082 You guys have had your hands in the company coffer for years. 135 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:42,524 But starting tomorrow, there is going to be a new boss in town... 136 00:06:42,628 --> 00:06:45,825 and you're all gonna have to start fending for yourselves. 137 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:49,492 You're all gonna finally feel that sweet sting of sweat in your eyes. 138 00:06:49,602 --> 00:06:51,627 - [Pounding Drums] - As... Buster! 139 00:06:51,737 --> 00:06:55,537 You can't do that on the balcony, buddy? 140 00:06:55,641 --> 00:06:58,109 Mom says it's too windy. 141 00:07:01,146 --> 00:07:03,478 Who could've done this? 142 00:07:03,582 --> 00:07:05,948 [Narrator] While Michael was getting fed up with his family... 143 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:09,145 George Michael was finally getting to know them. 144 00:07:09,255 --> 00:07:12,315 Um, yeah. I bought a frozen banana... 145 00:07:12,424 --> 00:07:15,484 and when I bit into it, I found this. 146 00:07:15,594 --> 00:07:19,052 - Looks like a foot. - It tasted like a foot. 147 00:07:19,164 --> 00:07:22,998 Which I didn't really mind, but I'm pretty sure I said no nuts. 148 00:07:23,102 --> 00:07:25,127 Hey, you're my cousin, aren't you? 149 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,966 Maybe. 150 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:30,735 [Narrator] This is George Michael's cousin, Maeby. 151 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:33,539 - I can't believe you didn't recognize me. - We never see you. 152 00:07:33,646 --> 00:07:35,739 We never see anybody in our family. 153 00:07:35,848 --> 00:07:39,079 I know. It's our parents' faults. We should teach them a lesson. 154 00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:43,644 { Laughing] Yeah. No. I don't think so. 155 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,656 I should go to my mom tonight... 156 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:48,090 and be like, "I met the cutest guy." 157 00:07:48,193 --> 00:07:52,186 - And then she'll see you and me totally making out. - { Nervous Laughter] 158 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:54,664 But... But not really, right? 159 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,667 It's perfect. She'd freak out... 160 00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:59,431 and I'd be like, "If we saw each other more often, this wouldn't happen." 161 00:07:59,538 --> 00:08:02,166 - But we're cousins. - That's what makes it funny. 162 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:06,176 - But isn't it against the law? - Come on, George Michael. 163 00:08:09,782 --> 00:08:13,741 [Narrator] Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed... 164 00:08:13,852 --> 00:08:17,219 - You look like a pirate.! - began searching through his wife's luggage for an outfit. 165 00:08:17,323 --> 00:08:19,848 I should say so.! Look at the blouse, sir.! 166 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:24,361 Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates... 167 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:27,762 Tobias boarded a van full ofhomosexuals. 168 00:08:27,866 --> 00:08:33,202 Soon he was unwittingly part of a protest against the local yacht club. 169 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,205 How are you? 170 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:38,071 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 171 00:08:38,177 --> 00:08:40,611 I like it better on him. 172 00:08:40,713 --> 00:08:43,705 [Narrator] And Michael's big moment finally came. 173 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:47,547 I give you the new C.E.O. for the Bluth Company. 174 00:08:48,721 --> 00:08:51,246 Certainly the smartest Bluth. 175 00:08:51,357 --> 00:08:53,382 My favorite Bluth. 176 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:58,953 And the, uh, sexiest creature I have ever laid eyes on. 177 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:03,466 - My lovely wife, Lucille. - { Squeals] 178 00:09:03,569 --> 00:09:07,164 [Applause, Cheering] 179 00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:10,901 - Mom! - { Squeals] 180 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,944 - ?? [Woman Singing Pop] - Mom, congratulations.! 181 00:09:15,381 --> 00:09:17,747 Sorry. It's not the right time. 182 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:31,523 I'm not gonna lie to you, Michael. This is great news for HOOP. 183 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:38,166 ?? [Soul] 184 00:09:47,479 --> 00:09:49,310 Hey. 185 00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:52,441 - You okay? - You and I, we've waited long enough. 186 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:56,078 It's time to move on. All right? 187 00:09:57,623 --> 00:10:00,319 I guess we're gonna see you guys even less now. 188 00:10:00,426 --> 00:10:02,724 I told you. We should've taught them a lesson. 189 00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:05,126 [George] Lindsay, I want you in this picture. Come on. 190 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,795 All right. Let's see some smiles, people. 191 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:16,898 It's a... It's a party, not a shareholders' meeting. 192 00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:21,207 - { Sirens Wailing] - Are those police boats? 193 00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:23,804 No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats. 194 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,714 { Man On Loudspeaker] Prepare to be boarded. Prepare to be boarded. 195 00:10:26,819 --> 00:10:30,915 - I knew it was against the law. - That's the Securities and Exchange Commission. 196 00:10:31,023 --> 00:10:33,082 - They have boats? - Give me a cell phone. 197 00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:36,753 Lindsay, Buster, up to the bridge! Come on, Buster! 198 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:39,831 - Almighty good grief. - Delores, listen to me. 199 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,832 - Out of my way! - Empty the account. 200 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:44,494 - Out of my way! - Why are you crying? Why are you crying? 201 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:47,037 Out of my way.! Out.! Out.! Out.! 202 00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:50,199 Lindsay, take the wheel! Buster, find us a channel to the ocean! 203 00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:52,106 Gee, I don't have any mapping equipment with me. 204 00:10:52,211 --> 00:10:55,977 You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean! 205 00:10:56,081 --> 00:10:58,379 Okay. Okay. Okay. 206 00:10:58,484 --> 00:11:01,749 - Can you hear me now? - Obviously this blue part here is the land. 207 00:11:01,854 --> 00:11:04,550 That would mean... { Shuddering] 208 00:11:04,656 --> 00:11:07,056 Oh, Buster, Buster. You'll be all right. 209 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:09,753 Shredder. No. Save it. Save it. Shredder. 210 00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:12,922 Please don't leave us now, Buster! Please! 211 00:11:13,031 --> 00:11:15,829 - Get in the tomb. The Aztec Tomb. - Save it. Shred it. 212 00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:18,095 Hold on. I don't have time for your magic tricks. 213 00:11:18,203 --> 00:11:21,070 Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions! 214 00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:23,539 What is wrong with you? Why are you so angry? 215 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,304 Look. Just stay in the box. I'll make you disappear. 216 00:11:26,411 --> 00:11:29,710 [Narrator] The Bluth family dominated the news that night. 217 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:32,579 Bluth Development Company president George Bluth... 218 00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:35,881 was arrested tonight for defrauding investors... 219 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:39,389 and using the company as his personal piggy bank. 220 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,584 More intrigue on the high seas tonight... 221 00:11:41,693 --> 00:11:44,127 as dozens of local pirates were arrested... 222 00:11:44,229 --> 00:11:46,891 for protesting the yacht club's discriminatory policies. 223 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,830 [Narrator] Even Michael's brother Gob made the news. 224 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:52,597 { Mispronounces Gob] It was Mr. Bluth's son Gob, a part-time magician... 225 00:11:52,704 --> 00:11:56,037 who hid his father here in the Aztec Tomb. 226 00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:58,234 By pushing on this pivoting panel... 227 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,335 I have to think the Alliance is gonna frown on this. 228 00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:03,471 Perhaps a good trick for a human... 229 00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:06,142 but the dogs found him almost instantly. 230 00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:08,446 [Man] Free at last, darlings. 231 00:12:08,554 --> 00:12:10,613 - I'm all right. - Thank God. 232 00:12:10,722 --> 00:12:12,952 Oh, what an adventure. Oh, my goodness! 233 00:12:13,058 --> 00:12:15,618 Buster! Don't do that. 234 00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:17,752 What an adventure, gang. 235 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,354 I thought that the homosexuals were pirates... 236 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:24,196 but it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. 237 00:12:24,303 --> 00:12:26,328 { Chuckles] 238 00:12:26,438 --> 00:12:28,531 You're right though. It is amazing. 239 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:32,269 I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me, and... 240 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,538 and I think it has. 241 00:12:34,646 --> 00:12:37,342 - You're gay? - No. No. 242 00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:42,182 I'm not... I'm not gay. No. Lindsay, how many times must we have this... 243 00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:46,314 No. I want to be an actor. 244 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,187 { Chuckles] 245 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:54,254 Okay, guys. Um, they are gonna keep Dad in prison... 246 00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:56,664 at least until this gets all sorted out. 247 00:12:56,768 --> 00:13:00,534 Also, the attorney said they're gonna have to put a halt on the company's expense account. 248 00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,300 { All Gasping] 249 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,036 Interesting. I would have expected that after the "keeping Dad in jail." 250 00:13:06,144 --> 00:13:09,910 You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor. 251 00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:13,644 - And I'm putting Buster in charge. - { Gob] That's a good choice. 252 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,586 Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land? 253 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:20,681 - He's had business classes. - Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait. 254 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:23,260 Eighteenth-century agrarian business. 255 00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:26,331 But I guess it's all the same principles. 256 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,661 Are you at all concerned about an uprising? 257 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:33,568 That's it. I'm done. I'm sick and tired of the greed and the selfishness and the taking. 258 00:13:33,672 --> 00:13:36,072 Forget it. I've got a son to think about. 259 00:13:36,174 --> 00:13:38,938 And, Lindsay, by the way, I expected this from them... 260 00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:40,944 because they're completely oblivious. 261 00:13:41,046 --> 00:13:44,447 But you... you should know better. 262 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:48,383 [Narrator] In the days that followed, Lindsay had no choice... 263 00:13:48,487 --> 00:13:52,389 but to check her family out of the hotel earlier than planned. 264 00:13:58,864 --> 00:14:00,889 And her husband started looking for work. 265 00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:03,365 My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke. 266 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:07,666 I was Chief Resident of Psychiatry at Mass General for two years... 267 00:14:07,773 --> 00:14:11,231 and I did my fellowship in psycholinguistics at M.I.T. 268 00:14:11,343 --> 00:14:15,677 And this is "I'm a Bad, Bad Man" from Annie Get Your Gun. 269 00:14:15,781 --> 00:14:18,249 ?? { Piano] 270 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,544 ?? [Searching For Note] 271 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:25,747 [Narrator] Lucille was finding it difficult to go about her daily life. 272 00:14:25,857 --> 00:14:29,759 The S.E.C. is making him out to be some kind of mastermind, which... believe me... he's not. 273 00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:32,455 The man can barely work our shredder. 274 00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:36,466 Michael was able to secure a job with a rival housing company almost immediately. 275 00:14:36,568 --> 00:14:39,799 We'll set you up in Arizona in one of our finest estates. 276 00:14:39,905 --> 00:14:43,306 Attic or main house? 277 00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:45,342 { Laughing] 278 00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:49,680 [Narrator] And Buster was discovering his academic pursuits... 279 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:52,113 didn't fully prepare him for his new responsibilities. 280 00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:54,811 Have you looked at the latest figures on the Sudden Valley expansion... 281 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,150 vis-à-vis the development versus the tax... 282 00:14:57,255 --> 00:15:01,021 - You guys are so smart. - Two percent per annum. This is a non-recoupable... 283 00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:03,094 We need Michael. 284 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:06,926 - We need ice. - { Muffled] Michael. We need Michael. 285 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,126 [Narrator] And so the family staged an intervention. 286 00:15:10,235 --> 00:15:13,466 I'm sorry. What exactly is this intervention for? 287 00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:18,701 We need you to come back and run the business. 288 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:23,304 Okay. So technically it's not really an intervention. It's more of an imposition. 289 00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:26,111 - Whatever you want to call it. - I'd love to call it an imposition. 290 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:29,551 We're in trouble here, Michael. And I can't perform my magic. 291 00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:32,145 I'm getting blackballed from even the smaller venues. 292 00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:36,057 I'll be honest. I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician. 293 00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:38,629 { Scoffs] 294 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,824 Give 'em a hell of a show, champ. 295 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,231 { Beeps] off, traitor. 296 00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:48,299 Can you believe this? They're still fighting. 297 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:53,002 Yeah, I know. I'm tempted to kiss again so we could teach 'em a lesson. 298 00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:55,204 Why would that teach them a lesson? 299 00:15:55,313 --> 00:15:58,339 No, I mean, uh, to freak them out. 300 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:01,248 - That doesn't make any sense. - Isn't that what makes it funny? 301 00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:04,481 I'm laughing. Go fish... Uno... Okay. 302 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,387 - I just need a drink. - Well, I'm sorry. It's just too late. 303 00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:09,722 I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. 304 00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:16,725 Something you apply for, and then they pay you to, uh... 305 00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:19,736 Never mind. I don't want to ruin the surprise. So, no hard feelings. 306 00:16:19,838 --> 00:16:23,103 Adios. Sayonara. I'll see you when the first parent dies. 307 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:26,735 Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. 308 00:16:26,845 --> 00:16:29,541 - { Laughing] Touché. - George Michael, grab the coat. 309 00:16:29,648 --> 00:16:31,912 I think Dad would really want you to help us out here. 310 00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:36,545 - Dad's in jail. Here we go. - Well, the least you could do is say good-bye to him. 311 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:41,024 [Narrator] In fact, Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest... 312 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:44,755 and he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation. 313 00:16:44,863 --> 00:16:48,731 - I quit. - Probably a good career move. 314 00:16:51,536 --> 00:16:54,630 You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years. 315 00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:57,401 I was there on time every single day. 316 00:16:57,509 --> 00:16:59,443 - Mike... - I was so loyal. I worked so hard. 317 00:16:59,544 --> 00:17:01,808 - Why didn't you just put me in charge? - Michael, listen to me. 318 00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:04,279 These guys, the S.E.C., they've been after me for years. 319 00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:07,215 I put you in charge, you're gonna be wearing one of these jumpsuits too. 320 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,947 - I could've helped... - You'd be an accomplice. 321 00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:12,114 No. It had to be your mom. 322 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:19,895 They cannot arrest a husband and wife... 323 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,296 for the same crime. 324 00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:27,496 Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad. 325 00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:30,074 Really? 326 00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:34,943 I got the worst... { Beeps] attorneys. 327 00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:38,314 [Narrator] With Michael leaving town... 328 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:41,852 Lindsay decided to take inventory of the family's last remaining asset: 329 00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:44,285 their model home. 330 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:48,452 - What are you doing? - Packing up. What are you doing? 331 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,929 Well, just looking for... you. 332 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,000 - To say good-bye to you. - Gonna miss you guys. 333 00:17:56,101 --> 00:17:59,867 Oh, well. We'll come out and see you in... 334 00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:02,496 Yeah. We'll miss you too. 335 00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:06,668 It's been nice having you guys around... you know, to talk to. 336 00:18:06,778 --> 00:18:09,975 Well, since Mom died, it's been kind of lonely and... 337 00:18:10,081 --> 00:18:13,209 I just wish we could all stay here. 338 00:18:15,086 --> 00:18:17,554 - l... I need a hand with the van, please. - Okay. 339 00:18:17,656 --> 00:18:19,556 Sorry. 340 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,505 Well, l-I guess he really misses his family. 341 00:18:41,613 --> 00:18:45,208 - Well, he doesn't know us very well. - Yeah, clearly. 342 00:18:45,317 --> 00:18:49,014 Let me ask you a question. Where the hell have you been? Why didn't you call me? 343 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,520 Look at my life, Michael. 344 00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:55,559 Tobias is out of work. We're in debt. It's... 345 00:19:00,532 --> 00:19:03,262 What are you doing? Are you trying to cry? 346 00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:08,067 I'm sad. Life is hard right now. I've got theJ.D.L. on my ass. 347 00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:11,768 - J.D.L.? - Jewish Defense League. 348 00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:14,845 Oh, the circumcision thing? This is why I was against HOOP. 349 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,382 - Why didn't you just mind your own business? - This is why I didn't call you! 350 00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:21,577 - You're so judgmental. - No, I'm not judgmental. 351 00:19:21,686 --> 00:19:24,211 - And you're disappointed in me. - I'm not disappointed in you. 352 00:19:24,322 --> 00:19:27,120 - You are. - So I'm disappointed in you. 353 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:29,887 But come on. What is not disappointing about my life? 354 00:19:29,995 --> 00:19:33,453 Dad didn't give me the promotion. Dad's in jail. How disappointing is that? 355 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,466 - We're a disappointing family. - We're an incredibly disappointing family. 356 00:19:38,169 --> 00:19:41,570 But we are a family, and I want my son to be happy. 357 00:19:41,673 --> 00:19:46,303 So maybe we should be in each other's lives. 358 00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:49,574 - I'd like that. - Yeah? 359 00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:56,048 - Seriously, you're gonna pull a muscle. - I used to be able to do this. 360 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,554 [Narrator] So Michael decided to stay in California... 361 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,783 and try to save the family business. 362 00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:04,293 And for the first time ever, he gathered his family together in the model home. 363 00:20:04,396 --> 00:20:07,092 - Dad was always banker, so there was no beating him. - Totally. 364 00:20:07,198 --> 00:20:10,395 He should've been stocking up on those "get out of jail free" cards. 365 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:14,666 - Good one, George Michael! - Very good. 366 00:20:14,773 --> 00:20:18,504 - Two hundred for Short Line. - I wish you guys didn't have to go so soon. 367 00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:22,876 Oh, on that subject, these guys are actually gonna be staying with us. 368 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:26,610 For a while. Just your aunt and her husband. Not Gob. 369 00:20:26,718 --> 00:20:29,585 - Really? - Yeah. What the hell, huh? Family first. 370 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:34,021 It is gonna be a little crowded, so you're gonna have to share a room with your cousin. 371 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:38,494 ?? [Funk] 372 00:20:38,596 --> 00:20:40,359 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development... 373 00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,592 - George Michael gets a new roommate. - [Shower Running] 374 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,861 ?? [Maeby Singing Pop] 375 00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:47,335 It was really your brother we were interested in. 376 00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:50,203 I mean, you don't even have any references. 377 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:53,436 Is that enough of a reference for you? 378 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,537 [Narrator] And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail. 379 00:20:56,648 --> 00:20:58,548 You love it here? 380 00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:01,585 Oh, I'm having the time of my life! 381 00:21:01,686 --> 00:21:03,586 Hey, T-Bone.