1 00:00:02,199 --> 00:00:05,134 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,235 --> 00:00:07,465 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:09,732 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,312 --> 00:00:17,041 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:22,219 --> 00:00:25,211 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth always rode his bike to work... 6 00:00:25,322 --> 00:00:27,882 but the recent heat wave had taken some of the fun out of it. 7 00:00:29,059 --> 00:00:31,186 It had also caused problems... 8 00:00:31,294 --> 00:00:33,990 in his presentation to the Bluth Company investors. 9 00:00:34,097 --> 00:00:36,793 There's no screwups with the permits this time? 10 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,130 The permits have been filed absolutely on time. 11 00:00:39,236 --> 00:00:41,067 - You have my word on that. - [Drip] 12 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,567 Um, I'll tell you what. 13 00:00:45,675 --> 00:00:48,405 - Let me get some of this, uh... - { Squeaking] 14 00:00:48,512 --> 00:00:51,003 Well, as you can... The important part is here. 15 00:00:51,114 --> 00:00:53,139 - Bye, you guys. Really great to see you again. - Bye. 16 00:00:57,153 --> 00:00:59,280 They think you're full of... { Beeps] 17 00:00:59,389 --> 00:01:02,688 - I think it's the sweating. - I've gotta get a car. 18 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:05,124 Don't worry. I told them the truth. 19 00:01:05,228 --> 00:01:07,788 - That I rode here on a bike? - That the permits weren't filed. 20 00:01:07,898 --> 00:01:11,698 But my dad filed the permits before he went to jail. 21 00:01:11,801 --> 00:01:14,201 He most certainly did not. 22 00:01:14,304 --> 00:01:16,363 So, I just lied to the investors? 23 00:01:16,473 --> 00:01:18,941 - You most certainly did. - That's really great. 24 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:22,034 Now I gotta ride my bike out to the prison and talk to my dad about this. 25 00:01:22,145 --> 00:01:23,942 That'll be fun in 100-degree heat. 26 00:01:24,047 --> 00:01:26,208 Why don't you take your dad's car? 27 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:30,150 No. Dad would never go for that. 28 00:01:30,253 --> 00:01:34,053 No, no, no, no. There's no ice cream in the car. 29 00:01:34,157 --> 00:01:37,320 - I'll be careful. - All right. This is what we're gonna do. 30 00:01:37,427 --> 00:01:39,452 Careful, Michael. 31 00:01:42,632 --> 00:01:45,123 Oh. 32 00:01:48,138 --> 00:01:50,038 - Whatever you think. - Yeah. 33 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:52,631 But I did see Gob driving it last week. 34 00:01:52,742 --> 00:01:55,472 Wait. Honestly, Gob's driving the car? 35 00:01:55,579 --> 00:01:58,207 I'm not the liar. 36 00:01:58,315 --> 00:02:01,045 [Narrator] Michael needed his father's car... 37 00:02:01,151 --> 00:02:03,449 so he went to confront his brother Gob. 38 00:02:03,553 --> 00:02:06,181 - Give me a Gob. - Gob! 39 00:02:06,289 --> 00:02:08,223 No, I didn't mean for you to yell my name at me. 40 00:02:08,325 --> 00:02:10,225 It's what I call a double-dipped banana with everything on it. 41 00:02:10,327 --> 00:02:13,524 Hey, I can't believe you. I asked you two weeks ago... 42 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:16,064 whether we should use Dad's car, and you said it would be bad form. 43 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:20,603 - Now I hear you're driving it. - That is a lie, a bold-faced lie! 44 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:23,867 [Narrator] Gob was lying. He had been driving his father's car. 45 00:02:28,545 --> 00:02:31,343 ?? [Man Singing, Indistinct] 46 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:40,189 Why don't you just take your precious, portable... 47 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:43,191 stairway vehicle you're always trying to convince us is a car? 48 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,386 Yeah, that would be great, except our brother-in-law... 49 00:02:45,495 --> 00:02:47,395 left it in an airport parking lot. 50 00:02:47,497 --> 00:02:49,192 From whence it came, huh? 51 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:52,530 [Narrator] In fact, Tobias had intended to park the family's only vehicle... 52 00:02:52,636 --> 00:02:54,536 at the airport parking lot... 53 00:02:54,638 --> 00:02:57,732 but was waved on to the tarmac instead... 54 00:02:57,841 --> 00:03:00,139 where he found a spot close to his gate. 55 00:03:02,479 --> 00:03:04,970 Here you go, Uncle Gob. I had to use two sticks... 56 00:03:05,081 --> 00:03:07,015 to support all the extra chocolate and nuts. 57 00:03:07,117 --> 00:03:09,608 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Two sticks and extra chocolate? 58 00:03:09,719 --> 00:03:11,812 Is it Mardi Gras? What are you charging for that? 59 00:03:11,921 --> 00:03:14,549 - He doesn't like to discuss money. - I don't like to discuss money. 60 00:03:14,658 --> 00:03:18,150 - You don't pay for it? - A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it. 61 00:03:18,261 --> 00:03:20,126 But I'll tell you what... if you want to use my likeness... 62 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:22,130 for a Hamburglar-type character... 63 00:03:22,232 --> 00:03:24,792 I'll sign off on that, Mr. Banana-Grabber. 64 00:03:24,901 --> 00:03:27,927 No, no, no, no, no. No more banana grabbing. No more car grabbing. 65 00:03:28,038 --> 00:03:31,337 - Throw that away, please. - But it's already made. 66 00:03:31,441 --> 00:03:33,671 I don't care. Nobody gets it now, okay? 67 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:39,615 - Are you happy? - My own brother, Michael. 68 00:03:40,817 --> 00:03:43,183 My own selfish brother. 69 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:47,021 - Michael. - All right. 70 00:03:49,592 --> 00:03:52,789 I do not want you to get upset. He did not mean that. 71 00:03:52,896 --> 00:03:55,763 - Sometimes he says... - Selfish Michael. 72 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:02,869 He did not mean that either. 73 00:04:02,972 --> 00:04:06,305 [Narrator] Michael then went to his sister to find his father's car. 74 00:04:06,409 --> 00:04:08,138 What car? I don't know what you're talking about. 75 00:04:08,244 --> 00:04:11,042 Dad's car. The one you didn't tell me that you had... 76 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:13,809 even though I had to ride my bicycle to work all week. 77 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,885 Oh, Dad's car. 78 00:04:15,985 --> 00:04:18,681 Well, obviously, I'm gonna use it if it's an emergency. 79 00:04:18,788 --> 00:04:21,689 [Narrator] Lindsay had such an emergency three days earlier... 80 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:25,557 when her salon was able to squeeze her in at the last moment. 81 00:04:26,629 --> 00:04:29,462 { Gasps] That color's discontinued! 82 00:04:29,566 --> 00:04:32,034 I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 83 00:04:32,135 --> 00:04:34,262 The bachelorette auction? You know you're married. 84 00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:36,565 You just go to dinner with the guy. It's for charity. 85 00:04:36,673 --> 00:04:39,801 That's what you said about posing for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar. 86 00:04:39,909 --> 00:04:42,673 The one with the pictures of all the 30-year-old women in lingerie... 87 00:04:42,779 --> 00:04:45,942 with their nipples covered by copies of Oliver Twist. 88 00:04:46,049 --> 00:04:48,108 Yeah, that made a big difference for the young ones. 89 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:50,482 It would have if it didn't get banned from the schools. 90 00:04:50,587 --> 00:04:53,078 Come on, face it. You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. 91 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:55,089 You don't even know what the auction's for tonight. 92 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:58,649 - The wetlands. - To do what with them? 93 00:04:58,762 --> 00:05:01,162 - Dry them. - Save them. 94 00:05:01,264 --> 00:05:03,698 From drying. Which is more than you would ever do. 95 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,995 You're, like, the least charitable person I know. 96 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:09,128 I don't do anything for myself. 97 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:11,207 Everything that I do is for this family. 98 00:05:11,307 --> 00:05:13,207 Oh, you don't do it for us, Michael. 99 00:05:13,309 --> 00:05:15,709 You just do it because you love being the guy in charge. 100 00:05:15,812 --> 00:05:20,875 Cause you love saying no, like you said to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana. 101 00:05:20,984 --> 00:05:24,351 And even after he gave you the rights to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character. 102 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:28,015 You know what? I will start doing my charity work when you start doing yours. 103 00:05:28,124 --> 00:05:31,184 In the meantime, where's the car? 104 00:05:31,294 --> 00:05:33,694 I think Buster has it. I don't know. It's on the schedule. 105 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:37,028 There is a schedule? 106 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:41,536 I always try so hard not to look at this thing. 107 00:05:41,638 --> 00:05:43,873 - [Narrator] So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 108 00:05:43,873 --> 00:05:44,771 - [Narrator] So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 109 00:05:44,874 --> 00:05:47,399 Your new cleaning woman. What happened to Luz? 110 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:50,946 Supposedly, Luz had to take her daughter to the hospital. 111 00:05:51,047 --> 00:05:52,947 That's Lupe, her sister. 112 00:05:53,049 --> 00:05:56,485 - God, I hope she's okay. - She's awful. Can barely wash a dish. 113 00:05:56,586 --> 00:06:01,922 Uh-oh. She better not walk through here after she's been in there. 114 00:06:02,025 --> 00:06:03,726 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 115 00:06:03,726 --> 00:06:05,421 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 116 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:09,555 Oh, please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. 117 00:06:11,201 --> 00:06:12,930 Wow. 118 00:06:13,036 --> 00:06:15,630 Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. 119 00:06:15,738 --> 00:06:19,731 You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. 120 00:06:19,843 --> 00:06:21,743 I mean, it's one banana, Michael. 121 00:06:21,845 --> 00:06:23,904 What could it cost, $ 10? 122 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:26,914 You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you? 123 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:28,643 I don't have time for this. 124 00:06:28,751 --> 00:06:30,742 I've got to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 125 00:06:30,854 --> 00:06:33,652 You're doing that? You can't possibly tell me that you care about the wetlands. 126 00:06:33,756 --> 00:06:37,954 I care about going for more money than Lucille Austero. 127 00:06:38,061 --> 00:06:40,859 [Narrator] In fact, Lucille Bluth had made sure of that. 128 00:06:40,964 --> 00:06:44,331 - Lucille! - I got you tickets to The Producers. 129 00:06:44,434 --> 00:06:47,164 I already saw it in New York. 130 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:52,367 But that's of no use to a woman whose vertigo makes flying a grotesque misadventure. 131 00:06:52,475 --> 00:06:56,434 You must have scrimped and saved for these. 132 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:59,276 But isn't this the night of the auction? 133 00:06:59,382 --> 00:07:02,010 - Is it? - You seem pretty confident. 134 00:07:02,118 --> 00:07:04,018 Oh, I think there's a certain bachelor... 135 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,782 who won't mind coming home with me at the end of the evening. 136 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:10,189 - Buster. - Where did he go? 137 00:07:10,293 --> 00:07:12,784 Buster! 138 00:07:12,896 --> 00:07:15,524 Why do you hide every time the doorbell rings? 139 00:07:15,632 --> 00:07:19,124 - I'm not hiding. - [Narrator] Buster was hiding from Lucille Austero. 140 00:07:19,235 --> 00:07:23,467 After inadvertently flirting with her at a social event while not wearing his glasses... 141 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,939 Lucille had been pursuing him ever since. 142 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:28,670 - { Lucille 2] Buster, hi. It's me again. - { Gasping] 143 00:07:28,778 --> 00:07:33,010 I've still got those Producers tickets, and I'd love to share them with you. 144 00:07:33,116 --> 00:07:36,745 I don't want you to think I'm taking this more seriously than you... 145 00:07:36,853 --> 00:07:41,017 "are and unless you're planning some grand romantic gesture... 146 00:07:41,124 --> 00:07:44,560 my feelings are just the teensiest bit hurt." 147 00:07:44,661 --> 00:07:47,425 - What are you going to do? - Bid on you. 148 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:49,327 - How much? - Ten thousand dollars. 149 00:07:49,432 --> 00:07:51,332 - When? - When they call my name. 150 00:07:51,434 --> 00:07:55,165 No, they're not going to call your name. They're going to call my name. 151 00:07:55,271 --> 00:07:59,071 [Sighs] Good grief. 152 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:02,770 Hey, Busty. You been using Dad's car? 153 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:05,575 No. Uh, well, yes. 154 00:08:05,682 --> 00:08:09,516 - You got the keys? - Uh, probably in my school pants. 155 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,520 - Okay. - I have been a part of this archeological dig. 156 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:17,025 - Hmm. - I think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island. 157 00:08:17,126 --> 00:08:19,754 - Be careful. - { Gasps] 158 00:08:20,797 --> 00:08:23,095 Oh! 159 00:08:23,199 --> 00:08:25,690 That was 90% gravity. 160 00:08:25,802 --> 00:08:28,532 It is my day on the schedule, but I guess you get them first. 161 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,869 - Yeah. - Wait. I need my rape whistle back. 162 00:08:31,975 --> 00:08:34,034 You got all your stuff out of the car? 163 00:08:34,143 --> 00:08:37,579 Yeah, I left my, um, homework in the backseat, but I can get it later. 164 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,910 - Okay. - Okay. { Whistle Blows] 165 00:08:40,016 --> 00:08:41,483 { Chuckles] Help. 166 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:45,247 [Narrator] Michael surveyed the damage to his father's car... 167 00:08:45,355 --> 00:08:49,451 the partially excavated skull, the spilled nail polish... 168 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:52,756 the burned seats...and he came to an important decision. 169 00:08:52,862 --> 00:08:56,161 Well, I'm getting some ice cream... I can tell you that right now. 170 00:08:59,168 --> 00:09:01,966 [Narrator] Michael, now able to drive to prison... 171 00:09:02,071 --> 00:09:03,971 confronted his father about the permits. 172 00:09:04,073 --> 00:09:06,633 How come you didn't tell me that you didn't file them? 173 00:09:06,743 --> 00:09:09,871 I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying to get my newsletter off the ground... 174 00:09:09,979 --> 00:09:13,813 and I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with. 175 00:09:13,916 --> 00:09:15,884 - Is it pledge week already? - I've got it down to two... 176 00:09:15,985 --> 00:09:18,886 but, honestly, I just don't even want to choose. 177 00:09:18,988 --> 00:09:23,322 I just feel... I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance. 178 00:09:23,426 --> 00:09:25,951 Listen, about that permit thing, that's an easy fix. 179 00:09:26,062 --> 00:09:29,259 just break into the permit office, slip the application into the next file... 180 00:09:29,365 --> 00:09:31,993 then you tell them, you know, "Hey, you guys screwed up." 181 00:09:32,101 --> 00:09:35,537 - I'm not doing that, Dad. - Michael, you lied to your investors. 182 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:38,801 You gotta make that right. Call Gob. 183 00:09:38,908 --> 00:09:41,502 He'll handle it. That's what... That's what he's for. 184 00:09:41,611 --> 00:09:43,511 That's what he's for. 185 00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:46,446 You better tell him I'm asking. I don't think he's gonna do it for you... 186 00:09:46,549 --> 00:09:49,017 after you wouldn't even give him a frozen banana, Michael? 187 00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:51,848 - What is there, a chat room that you guys... - That's not charitable. 188 00:09:51,954 --> 00:09:54,684 Never mind. I'll tell Gob that you want him to do this. 189 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:57,851 - Okay. I got a dance I gotta get ready for. - Whoa. There's really a dance? 190 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:02,226 I don't know. Both sides are making a lot of promises. 191 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:09,630 You should call this a Gob, guy. 192 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:17,743 Gob, can I talk to you for a sec? 193 00:10:17,847 --> 00:10:20,645 Listen, um, I'm really sorry about before. 194 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,719 I said some things, and I got a little carried away. 195 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:26,482 It's not the way you're supposed to treat a brother... 196 00:10:26,589 --> 00:10:28,557 especially one that I value so highly. 197 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:33,924 - Oh, I need a favor. - That was subtle. { Whistle] 198 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,692 - Did you just whistle? - I had to buy a candied apple... 199 00:10:36,799 --> 00:10:39,267 when you denied me a banana, so, yeah, I'm whistling. { Whistling Continues] 200 00:10:39,368 --> 00:10:42,997 - Satisfied? - It's not that noticeable. Listen. 201 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:48,635 - Dad would like for you to break into the permit office. - Dad? 202 00:10:48,744 --> 00:10:51,110 - Dad said he wanted me for that? - Yes, he did. 203 00:10:51,214 --> 00:10:55,344 - Will you do it? - Maybe. I have some conditions. 204 00:10:56,385 --> 00:10:58,853 - { Whistling] Terms. - Boy. 205 00:10:58,955 --> 00:11:00,923 - One condition and one term. - All right. 206 00:11:01,023 --> 00:11:03,583 - Let's have the condition first. - Free banana whenever I want. 207 00:11:03,693 --> 00:11:06,491 - Single dip. - Double dip, but I'll take one stick. 208 00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:08,826 - All right. What else? - Creative control... 209 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:11,399 spin-off rights and theme park approval... 210 00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,799 for Mr. Banana-Grabber, Baby Banana-Grabber... 211 00:11:13,903 --> 00:11:16,997 and any other Banana-Grabber family character that might emanate therefrom. 212 00:11:17,106 --> 00:11:19,939 I retain animation rights, and we're gonna go back to single dip. 213 00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:21,441 - Done. - Great. What else? 214 00:11:21,544 --> 00:11:23,478 You humiliated me in front of my nephew. 215 00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:25,638 I expect you to fix that. 216 00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:28,683 I want the respect of your son. 217 00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:30,843 You better let me do the talking. 218 00:11:30,953 --> 00:11:34,218 [Michael] George Michael, your uncle has a request. 219 00:11:34,323 --> 00:11:36,553 One Bluth banana, George Michael. 220 00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:39,560 Go ahead, give it to him. Gob deserves your respect. 221 00:11:39,662 --> 00:11:44,099 And from now on, I want you to do whatever he asks you to do, okay? 222 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:50,139 After all, he is your uncle, and I think we ought to just embrace that. 223 00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:54,300 - Thank you. - Have I held up my end of the deal? 224 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:56,378 I can't believe I gave you animation rights. 225 00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:59,573 I hope that doesn't come back and bite me in the ass. 226 00:11:59,682 --> 00:12:02,150 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay, wanting to prove to Michael... 227 00:12:02,251 --> 00:12:04,981 that she was a charitable person, joined a group of activists... 228 00:12:05,087 --> 00:12:08,648 dedicated to preserving the wetlands. 229 00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:11,659 Yeah. Hi. I'm gonna need a taxi. 230 00:12:11,761 --> 00:12:15,822 I don't know if that smell is you, the car... 231 00:12:15,932 --> 00:12:17,900 something you ate or something you're about to eat... 232 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,366 but my God, you're in a service business! 233 00:12:20,469 --> 00:12:23,336 [Phone Ringing] 234 00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:25,669 - Hello. - I'm in the wetlands. 235 00:12:25,775 --> 00:12:27,902 I've got a poker thing, and I'm gonna clean them up. 236 00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:30,706 So the next time you wanna tell me that I'm uncharitable... 237 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:33,680 why don't you just ask yourself who called you from the wetlands? 238 00:12:33,783 --> 00:12:36,616 - Who is this? - Nice try. You're the selfish one. 239 00:12:36,719 --> 00:12:40,314 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some nature to save. 240 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:44,924 - [Loud Croak] - [Lindsay Screams] 241 00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:49,191 [Narrator] While Lindsay was finding it difficult to be truly charitable... 242 00:12:49,298 --> 00:12:53,530 Michael was looking for an opportunity to rise to Lindsay's challenge... 243 00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:57,572 and that's when he recognized his mother's fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop. 244 00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:00,233 Hello there. You're not riding the bus today. 245 00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:03,210 Get in this car. I'm not taking no for an answer. Come on. 246 00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:05,212 Don't make me get out of this car and put you in here myself. 247 00:13:05,314 --> 00:13:07,282 - That's right. Here we go. - Unfortunately, the woman he picked up... 248 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:10,113 wasn't Lupe, but was a total stranger. 249 00:13:10,219 --> 00:13:14,679 And upon seeing bones, a shovel and what appeared to be blood... 250 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,826 she realized he wasn't who she thought he was. 251 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:23,297 Mister, please. { Spanish] 252 00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:26,232 This is gonna be tricky. I don't speak Spanish. 253 00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:28,769 Yo "escared." 254 00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:31,863 - Uh-huh. - "Izquierdo." I know that one. 255 00:13:31,974 --> 00:13:36,775 Left turn it is, Mrs... They call me selfish. 256 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:42,076 [Narrator] Michael thought he was helping his mother's housekeeper... 257 00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:45,278 - but he had the wrong woman. - I guess it would just be a guy who... 258 00:13:45,388 --> 00:13:47,549 you know, grabs bananas and runs... 259 00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:50,956 or, uh, a banana that grabs things. 260 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,585 I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? 261 00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,687 Those are the kind of questions I don't wanna answer. 262 00:13:55,798 --> 00:13:59,757 [Phone Ringing] 263 00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:03,361 - Hello. - { Lindsay] Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here. 264 00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:06,873 - You have to come down and see this. - I'm a little busy right now. 265 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,876 I've got someone else in the car with me... 266 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:13,438 and I'm not going anywhere until she's taken care of. 267 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:16,541 Look, I screwed up, okay? 268 00:14:16,652 --> 00:14:19,621 I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands. 269 00:14:19,722 --> 00:14:22,953 They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere. 270 00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:25,527 And I think I maced a crane, Michael. 271 00:14:25,628 --> 00:14:28,563 Look, you've got Dad's car. Why don't you come pick me up? 272 00:14:28,664 --> 00:14:32,600 - { Beeps Off] - Crazy. Loco. 273 00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:36,327 Listen, we gotta make a little detour, okay? 274 00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:39,431 So I hope no one's waiting for you. 275 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:42,306 [Narrator] In fact, the woman Michael thought was Lupe... 276 00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:44,402 - did have people waiting for her... - [Sirens Wailing] 277 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:47,505 and they had reported her missing. 278 00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:52,519 The real Lupe, however, was leaving Lucille's for the evening. 279 00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:55,419 [Laughs] Buster, l... 280 00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:57,515 Oh. { Chuckles] Hello. 281 00:14:57,626 --> 00:15:00,322 It appears my one-time admirer... 282 00:15:00,429 --> 00:15:04,661 is not planning some grand romantic gesture after all. 283 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:08,259 { Chuckles] You know what? It's his loss. 284 00:15:08,371 --> 00:15:11,602 It's his loss. It's his loss! 285 00:15:11,707 --> 00:15:15,370 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, was casing the permit office... 286 00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:18,447 following the first rule of surveillance... never get noticed. 287 00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:22,779 - Carrier Express. { Whistles] - [Dog Barking] 288 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:26,616 - Say, you're not our regular guy. - No, I'm the substitute. 289 00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:30,385 Hey, Gary, get a picture of me with the new whistling delivery guy. 290 00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:33,223 [Narrator] Gob realized he needed a new plan. 291 00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:35,661 So, I need you to give your father a message for me. 292 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:38,290 All right. You heard my dad. I have to do whatever you ask me to. 293 00:15:38,401 --> 00:15:41,165 Right. I forgot about that. 294 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:44,865 All right. Take this lock-pick set, break into the permit office for me. 295 00:15:44,974 --> 00:15:47,306 - No, I think I better check with my dad first. - Well... 296 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:50,573 You're gonna break into a permit office? Sweet. Can I come? 297 00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:53,739 [Narrator] And George Michael saw a chance to get closer to Maeby. 298 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:56,977 You know, my dad hates to micromanage. Let's just do this. 299 00:15:58,521 --> 00:16:00,421 [Narrator] And back at the wetlands... 300 00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:02,423 Lindsay finally found her taxi. 301 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:06,621 Oh, good Lord. You smell worse than before. 302 00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:10,358 - Oh, my God. It's me! - [Narrator] And in her haste to leave the wetlands... 303 00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:12,593 she forgot to call Michael. 304 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:19,273 Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing? Get in the car. Don't move. 305 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:23,911 Lindsay! Linds! 306 00:16:24,013 --> 00:16:26,004 Come on. I'm tired of looking. 307 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,447 She's not here. 308 00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:31,884 She probably never was here. She set me up. 309 00:16:31,987 --> 00:16:35,184 This is probably all about the car. I'm gonna kill her! 310 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:38,385 Hey! Where are you going? Hello! 311 00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:42,595 - I'm trying to help you. - { Grunting] 312 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,033 You're welcome. 313 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,035 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob met with his father... 314 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,264 to discuss the permit office break-in. 315 00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:54,308 So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad, { Whistling] 316 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,605 I'll look past your selfishness and do it." 317 00:16:56,712 --> 00:17:00,978 There's a dentist in here who, uh, took liberties with his patients. 318 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:05,383 - I'm gonna ask him to look at whatever is happening with you. - Thanks, Pop. 319 00:17:05,488 --> 00:17:08,480 Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher with his gang than it is right now. 320 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:12,652 - Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or... - { Sighs] 321 00:17:12,761 --> 00:17:14,922 I don't know. I thought I had it down to two... 322 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:18,966 but then the Haitians made this beautiful pitch. 323 00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:22,196 So, uh, any trouble at the, uh, permit office? 324 00:17:22,304 --> 00:17:24,932 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Easy. 325 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,565 - I delegated, just like you taught me. - Who'd you get? 326 00:17:27,676 --> 00:17:29,576 George Michael. 327 00:17:29,678 --> 00:17:31,578 - My grandson? - Yeah. 328 00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:35,577 You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this. 329 00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:37,777 Under 18 walks out clean. 330 00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:43,757 Listen, um, there's a very strict "no touching" policy here, but... 331 00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:47,488 Oh, what the hell. It's worth a week in the hotbox. 332 00:17:47,596 --> 00:17:50,759 - { Guard] No touching! - You stupid ass. 333 00:17:50,866 --> 00:17:53,835 [Narrator] And George Michael was successful... 334 00:17:53,936 --> 00:17:56,029 - with the lock pick Gob had given him. - What are you doing? 335 00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:58,106 We're supposed to put the form in the wrong file. 336 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,107 I know. I'm just leaving my calling card. 337 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,972 I thought we didn't want anyone to know we were here. 338 00:18:02,077 --> 00:18:05,012 It's a little late for that. Our fingerprints are everywhere. 339 00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:07,014 You said they weren't gonna check for fingerprints. 340 00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:09,016 No. I said don't wear your mittens. 341 00:18:09,118 --> 00:18:11,109 I didn't want you to look stupid on the security camera. 342 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,950 - There's a security camera? - [Man On Radio] Security breach... 343 00:18:14,056 --> 00:18:15,956 - Someone's coming. What do we do? - [Radio Continues] 344 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,288 I don't know. I always get caught. 345 00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:20,760 Save yourself. I'll take the hit. 346 00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:23,798 My record's clean. I got my bike seat stolen once... 347 00:18:23,899 --> 00:18:26,094 but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim. 348 00:18:26,201 --> 00:18:28,226 - There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm... - [Keys Jingling] 349 00:18:28,337 --> 00:18:31,204 Thanks. I'll take the rap next time we do something like this, okay? 350 00:18:31,307 --> 00:18:34,470 - [Radio Continues] - Next time. 351 00:18:34,577 --> 00:18:37,808 - [Door Opens] - [Man] Hold it.! 352 00:18:37,913 --> 00:18:40,507 [Narrator] And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction... 353 00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:42,311 - with moments to spare. - Hey, Mom. 354 00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:44,648 Oh, honey. 355 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:48,154 You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands. 356 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:51,385 [Narrator] While Lucille was waiting for Buster to show up and bid on her... 357 00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:53,757 Buster was waiting for the other Lucille to leave... 358 00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:56,092 for what he assumed was The Producers... 359 00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:59,065 but was now, in fact, the bachelorette auction. 360 00:19:00,669 --> 00:19:03,069 And Lindsay was finally up for auction... 361 00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:05,663 which Michael arrived just in time to see. 362 00:19:05,774 --> 00:19:08,607 What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth? 363 00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:12,010 - Gentlemen, it's a good cause. - [Narrator] And as Michael looked at his sister... 364 00:19:12,114 --> 00:19:16,517 uncertain whether her face was red from embarrassment or the sun damage... 365 00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:19,588 it was clear she had been in the wetlands that day. 366 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:24,057 - One thousand. - { People Gasping] 367 00:19:24,159 --> 00:19:26,684 Seriously? 368 00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:32,358 Sold... to the man who truly knows what charity is. 369 00:19:32,468 --> 00:19:37,405 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Lucille. - Move! Move! Move! Move! 370 00:19:37,506 --> 00:19:41,272 - Who is the lucky bachelor... - [Narrator] And Buster showed upjust in time... 371 00:19:41,377 --> 00:19:44,210 - Ten thousand dollars! { Gasps] - ?? [Man Singing] 372 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,941 - Buster! - [Narrator] to bid on the wrong Lucille. 373 00:19:47,049 --> 00:19:49,483 - { Gasping] - How grand! - ?? [Continues] 374 00:19:49,585 --> 00:19:53,043 - { Stammers] - How terribly grand! 375 00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:55,919 - { Whimpers] - { Sighs] 376 00:19:56,025 --> 00:20:00,553 Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I'd rather die. 377 00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:05,392 Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish. 378 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:08,595 You actually went out there. I was impressed you gave it a shot. 379 00:20:08,704 --> 00:20:10,763 Excuse me. Is this your car? 380 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:13,674 Yes. It's his. 381 00:20:13,776 --> 00:20:17,007 - You're under arrest... - Ow! Ow! 382 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:21,105 for the forced abduction of Helen Maria Delgado. 383 00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:25,820 ?? [Continues] 384 00:20:27,556 --> 00:20:29,456 What'd you do? 385 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,685 just trying to be a good guy. 386 00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:36,128 Me too. Me too. 387 00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:38,392 { Michael] Let's go see Pop-Pop. 388 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,627 { Siren Wails] 389 00:20:41,937 --> 00:20:44,167 On the next Arrested Development. 390 00:20:44,273 --> 00:20:48,471 Michael gets a lucky break when Helen makes the same mistake that he did. 391 00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:50,272 - Four. Cuatro. - Four, step forward. 392 00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:57,942 And Gob kicks himself for a bad business decision. 393 00:20:58,053 --> 00:21:00,180 Look, a seagull! 394 00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:04,453 - { Munching] - I never should've given up animation rights.