1 00:00:00,288 --> 00:00:03,223 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,324 --> 00:00:05,554 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:07,821 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,401 --> 00:00:15,130 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,308 --> 00:00:23,300 Michael Bluth always rode his bike to work... 6 00:00:23,411 --> 00:00:25,971 but the recent heat wave had taken some of the fun out of it. 7 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:29,275 It had also caused problems... 8 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:32,079 in his presentation to the Bluth Company investors. 9 00:00:32,186 --> 00:00:34,882 There's no screwups with the permits this time? 10 00:00:34,989 --> 00:00:37,219 The permits have been filed absolutely on time. 11 00:00:37,325 --> 00:00:39,156 You have my word on that. 12 00:00:41,529 --> 00:00:43,656 Um, I'll tell you what. 13 00:00:43,764 --> 00:00:46,494 Let me get some of this, uh... 14 00:00:46,601 --> 00:00:49,092 Well, as you can... The important part is here. 15 00:00:49,203 --> 00:00:51,228 - Bye, you guys. Really great to see you again. - Bye. 16 00:00:55,242 --> 00:00:57,369 They think you're full of... 17 00:00:57,478 --> 00:01:00,777 - I think it's the sweating. - I've gotta get a car. 18 00:01:00,881 --> 00:01:03,213 Don't worry. I told them the truth. 19 00:01:03,317 --> 00:01:05,877 - That I rode here on a bike? - That the permits weren't filed. 20 00:01:05,987 --> 00:01:09,787 But my dad filed the permits before he went to jail. 21 00:01:09,890 --> 00:01:12,290 He most certainly did not. 22 00:01:12,393 --> 00:01:14,452 So, I just lied to the investors? 23 00:01:14,562 --> 00:01:17,030 - You most certainly did. - That's really great. 24 00:01:17,131 --> 00:01:20,123 Now I gotta ride my bike out to the prison and talk to my dad about this. 25 00:01:20,234 --> 00:01:22,031 That'll be fun in 100-degree heat. 26 00:01:22,136 --> 00:01:24,297 Why don't you take your dad's car? 27 00:01:24,405 --> 00:01:28,239 No. Dad would never go for that. 28 00:01:28,342 --> 00:01:32,142 No, no, no, no. There's no ice cream in the car. 29 00:01:32,246 --> 00:01:35,409 - I'll be careful. - All right. This is what we're gonna do. 30 00:01:35,516 --> 00:01:37,541 Careful, Michael. 31 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:43,212 Oh. 32 00:01:46,227 --> 00:01:48,127 - Whatever you think. - Yeah. 33 00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:50,720 But I did see Gob driving it last week. 34 00:01:50,831 --> 00:01:53,561 Wait. Honestly, Gob's driving the car? 35 00:01:53,668 --> 00:01:56,296 I'm not the liar. 36 00:01:56,404 --> 00:01:59,134 Michael needed his father's car... 37 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,538 so he went to confront his brother Gob. 38 00:02:01,642 --> 00:02:04,270 - Give me a Gob. - Gob! 39 00:02:04,378 --> 00:02:06,312 No, I didn't mean for you to yell my name at me. 40 00:02:06,414 --> 00:02:08,314 It's what I call a double-dipped banana with everything on it. 41 00:02:08,416 --> 00:02:11,613 Hey, I can't believe you. I asked you two weeks ago... 42 00:02:11,719 --> 00:02:14,153 whether we should use Dad's car, and you said it would be bad form. 43 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:18,692 - Now I hear you're driving it. - That is a lie, a bold-faced lie! 44 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:21,956 Gob was lying. He had been driving his father's car. 45 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,278 Why don't you just take your precious, portable... 46 00:02:38,379 --> 00:02:41,280 stairway vehicle you're always trying to convince us is a car? 47 00:02:41,382 --> 00:02:43,475 Yeah, that would be great, except our brother-in-law... 48 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:45,484 left it in an airport parking lot. 49 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,281 From whence it came, huh? 50 00:02:47,388 --> 00:02:50,619 In fact, Tobias had intended to park the family's only vehicle... 51 00:02:50,725 --> 00:02:52,625 at the airport parking lot... 52 00:02:52,727 --> 00:02:55,821 but was waved on to the tarmac instead... 53 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:58,228 where he found a spot close to his gate. 54 00:03:00,568 --> 00:03:03,059 Here you go, Uncle Gob. I had to use two sticks... 55 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:05,104 to support all the extra chocolate and nuts. 56 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:07,697 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Two sticks and extra chocolate? 57 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:09,901 Is it Mardi Gras? What are you charging for that? 58 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:12,638 - He doesn't like to discuss money. - I don't like to discuss money. 59 00:03:12,747 --> 00:03:16,239 - You don't pay for it? - A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it. 60 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:18,215 But I'll tell you what... if you want to use my likeness... 61 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:20,219 for a Hamburglar-type character... 62 00:03:20,321 --> 00:03:22,881 I'll sign off on that, Mr. Banana-Grabber. 63 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:26,016 No, no, no, no, no. No more banana grabbing. No more car grabbing. 64 00:03:26,127 --> 00:03:29,426 - Throw that away, please. - But it's already made. 65 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:31,760 I don't care. Nobody gets it now, okay? 66 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:37,704 - Are you happy? - My own brother, Michael. 67 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:41,272 My own selfish brother. 68 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:45,110 - Michael. - All right. 69 00:03:47,681 --> 00:03:50,878 I do not want you to get upset. He did not mean that. 70 00:03:50,985 --> 00:03:53,852 - Sometimes he says... - Selfish Michael. 71 00:03:58,626 --> 00:04:00,958 He did not mean that either. 72 00:04:01,061 --> 00:04:04,394 Michael then went to his sister to find his father's car. 73 00:04:04,498 --> 00:04:06,227 What car? I don't know what you're talking about. 74 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,131 Dad's car. The one you didn't tell me that you had... 75 00:04:09,236 --> 00:04:11,898 even though I had to ride my bicycle to work all week. 76 00:04:12,006 --> 00:04:13,974 Oh, Dad's car. 77 00:04:14,074 --> 00:04:16,770 Well, obviously, I'm gonna use it if it's an emergency. 78 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:19,778 Lindsay had such an emergency three days earlier... 79 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,646 when her salon was able to squeeze her in at the last moment. 80 00:04:24,718 --> 00:04:27,551 That color's discontinued! 81 00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:30,123 I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 82 00:04:30,224 --> 00:04:32,351 The bachelorette auction? You know you're married. 83 00:04:32,459 --> 00:04:34,654 You just go to dinner with the guy. It's for charity. 84 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:37,890 That's what you said about posing for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar. 85 00:04:37,998 --> 00:04:40,762 The one with the pictures of all the 30-year-old women in lingerie... 86 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:44,031 with their nipples covered by copies of Oliver Twist. 87 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:46,197 Yeah, that made a big difference for the young ones. 88 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:48,571 It would have if it didn't get banned from the schools. 89 00:04:48,676 --> 00:04:51,167 Come on, face it. You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. 90 00:04:51,278 --> 00:04:53,178 You don't even know what the auction's for tonight. 91 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:56,738 - The wetlands. - To do what with them? 92 00:04:56,851 --> 00:04:59,251 - Dry them. - Save them. 93 00:04:59,353 --> 00:05:01,787 From drying. Which is more than you would ever do. 94 00:05:01,889 --> 00:05:04,084 You're, like, the least charitable person I know. 95 00:05:05,192 --> 00:05:07,217 I don't do anything for myself. 96 00:05:07,328 --> 00:05:09,296 Everything that I do is for this family. 97 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,296 Oh, you don't do it for us, Michael. 98 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,798 You just do it because you love being the guy in charge. 99 00:05:13,901 --> 00:05:18,964 Cause you love saying no, like you said to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana. 100 00:05:19,073 --> 00:05:22,440 And even after he gave you the rights to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character. 101 00:05:22,543 --> 00:05:26,104 You know what? I will start doing my charity work when you start doing yours. 102 00:05:26,213 --> 00:05:29,273 In the meantime, where's the car? 103 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:31,783 I think Buster has it. I don't know. It's on the schedule. 104 00:05:31,886 --> 00:05:35,117 There is a schedule? 105 00:05:35,222 --> 00:05:39,625 I always try so hard not to look at this thing. 106 00:05:39,727 --> 00:05:41,962 - So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 107 00:05:41,962 --> 00:05:42,860 - So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 108 00:05:42,963 --> 00:05:45,488 Your new cleaning woman. What happened to Luz? 109 00:05:45,599 --> 00:05:49,035 Supposedly, Luz had to take her daughter to the hospital. 110 00:05:49,136 --> 00:05:51,036 That's Lupe, her sister. 111 00:05:51,138 --> 00:05:54,574 - God, I hope she's okay. - She's awful. Can barely wash a dish. 112 00:05:54,675 --> 00:06:00,011 Uh-oh. She better not walk through here after she's been in there. 113 00:06:00,114 --> 00:06:01,815 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 114 00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:03,510 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 115 00:06:03,617 --> 00:06:07,644 Oh, please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. 116 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:11,019 Wow. 117 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:13,719 Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. 118 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:17,820 You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. 119 00:06:17,932 --> 00:06:19,832 I mean, it's one banana, Michael. 120 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:21,993 What could it cost, $ 10? 121 00:06:22,102 --> 00:06:25,003 You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you? 122 00:06:25,105 --> 00:06:26,732 I don't have time for this. 123 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,831 I've got to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 124 00:06:28,943 --> 00:06:31,741 You're doing that? You can't possibly tell me that you care about the wetlands. 125 00:06:31,845 --> 00:06:36,043 I care about going for more money than Lucille Austero. 126 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:38,948 In fact, Lucille Bluth had made sure of that. 127 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:42,420 - Lucille! - I got you tickets to The Producers. 128 00:06:42,523 --> 00:06:45,253 I already saw it in New York. 129 00:06:45,359 --> 00:06:50,456 But that's of no use to a woman whose vertigo makes flying a grotesque misadventure. 130 00:06:50,564 --> 00:06:54,523 You must have scrimped and saved for these. 131 00:06:54,635 --> 00:06:57,365 But isn't this the night of the auction? 132 00:06:57,471 --> 00:07:00,099 - Is it? - You seem pretty confident. 133 00:07:00,207 --> 00:07:02,107 Oh, I think there's a certain bachelor... 134 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:04,871 who won't mind coming home with me at the end of the evening. 135 00:07:04,979 --> 00:07:08,278 - Buster. - Where did he go? 136 00:07:08,382 --> 00:07:10,873 Buster! 137 00:07:10,985 --> 00:07:13,613 Why do you hide every time the doorbell rings? 138 00:07:13,721 --> 00:07:17,213 I'm not hiding. - Buster was hiding from Lucille Austero. 139 00:07:17,324 --> 00:07:21,556 After inadvertently flirting with her at a social event while not wearing his glasses... 140 00:07:21,662 --> 00:07:24,028 Lucille had been pursuing him ever since. 141 00:07:24,131 --> 00:07:26,759 Buster, hi. It's me again. 142 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:31,099 I've still got those Producers tickets, and I'd love to share them with you. 143 00:07:31,205 --> 00:07:34,834 I don't want you to think I'm taking this more seriously than you... 144 00:07:34,942 --> 00:07:39,106 "are and unless you're planning some grand romantic gesture... 145 00:07:39,213 --> 00:07:42,649 my feelings are just the teensiest bit hurt." 146 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:45,514 - What are you going to do? - Bid on you. 147 00:07:45,619 --> 00:07:47,416 - How much? - Ten thousand dollars. 148 00:07:47,521 --> 00:07:49,421 - When? - When they call my name. 149 00:07:49,523 --> 00:07:53,254 No, they're not going to call your name. They're going to call my name. 150 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:57,160 Good grief. 151 00:07:57,264 --> 00:08:00,859 Hey, Busty. You been using Dad's car? 152 00:08:00,968 --> 00:08:03,664 No. Uh, well, yes. 153 00:08:03,771 --> 00:08:07,605 - You got the keys? - Uh, probably in my school pants. 154 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:10,609 - Okay. - I have been a part of this archeological dig. 155 00:08:10,711 --> 00:08:15,114 - Hmm. - I think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island. 156 00:08:15,215 --> 00:08:17,843 Be careful. 157 00:08:18,886 --> 00:08:21,184 Oh! 158 00:08:21,288 --> 00:08:23,779 That was 90% gravity. 159 00:08:23,891 --> 00:08:26,621 It is my day on the schedule, but I guess you get them first. 160 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:29,958 - Yeah. - Wait. I need my rape whistle back. 161 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:32,123 You got all your stuff out of the car? 162 00:08:32,232 --> 00:08:35,668 Yeah, I left my, um, homework in the backseat, but I can get it later. 163 00:08:35,769 --> 00:08:37,999 - Okay. - Okay. 164 00:08:38,105 --> 00:08:39,572 Help. 165 00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:43,336 Michael surveyed the damage to his father's car... 166 00:08:43,444 --> 00:08:47,540 the partially excavated skull, the spilled nail polish... 167 00:08:47,648 --> 00:08:50,845 the burned seats... and he came to an important decision. 168 00:08:50,951 --> 00:08:54,250 Well, I'm getting some ice cream... I can tell you that right now. 169 00:08:55,303 --> 00:08:57,458 Michael, now able to drive to prison... 170 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,358 confronted his father about the permits. 171 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:02,020 How come you didn't tell me that you didn't file them? 172 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:05,258 I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying to get my newsletter off the ground... 173 00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:09,200 and I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with. 174 00:09:09,303 --> 00:09:11,271 - Is it pledge week already? - I've got it down to two... 175 00:09:11,372 --> 00:09:14,273 but, honestly, I just don't even want to choose. 176 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:18,709 I just feel... I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance. 177 00:09:18,813 --> 00:09:21,338 Listen, about that permit thing, that's an easy fix. 178 00:09:21,449 --> 00:09:24,646 just break into the permit office, slip the application into the next file... 179 00:09:24,752 --> 00:09:27,380 then you tell them, you know, "Hey, you guys screwed up." 180 00:09:27,488 --> 00:09:30,924 - I'm not doing that, Dad. - Michael, you lied to your investors. 181 00:09:31,025 --> 00:09:34,188 You gotta make that right. Call Gob. 182 00:09:34,295 --> 00:09:36,889 He'll handle it. That's what... That's what he's for. 183 00:09:36,998 --> 00:09:38,898 That's what he's for. 184 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,833 You better tell him I'm asking. I don't think he's gonna do it for you... 185 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:44,404 after you wouldn't even give him a frozen banana, Michael? 186 00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:47,235 - What is there, a chat room that you guys... - That's not charitable. 187 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:50,071 Never mind. I'll tell Gob that you want him to do this. 188 00:09:50,178 --> 00:09:53,238 - Okay. I got a dance I gotta get ready for. - Whoa. There's really a dance? 189 00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:57,613 I don't know. Both sides are making a lot of promises. 190 00:10:02,457 --> 00:10:05,017 You should call this a Gob, guy. 191 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:13,130 Gob, can I talk to you for a sec? 192 00:10:13,234 --> 00:10:16,032 Listen, um, I'm really sorry about before. 193 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:19,106 I said some things, and I got a little carried away. 194 00:10:19,207 --> 00:10:21,869 It's not the way you're supposed to treat a brother... 195 00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:23,944 especially one that I value so highly. 196 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:29,311 - Oh, I need a favor. - That was subtle. 197 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:32,079 - Did you just whistle? - I had to buy a candied apple... 198 00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:34,654 when you denied me a banana, so, yeah, I'm whistling. 199 00:10:34,755 --> 00:10:38,384 - Satisfied? - It's not that noticeable. Listen. 200 00:10:38,493 --> 00:10:44,022 - Dad would like for you to break into the permit office. - Dad? 201 00:10:44,131 --> 00:10:46,497 - Dad said he wanted me for that? - Yes, he did. 202 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:50,731 - Will you do it? - Maybe. I have some conditions. 203 00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:54,240 - Terms. - Boy. 204 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:56,310 - One condition and one term. - All right. 205 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,970 - Let's have the condition first. - Free banana whenever I want. 206 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,878 - Single dip. - Double dip, but I'll take one stick. 207 00:11:01,983 --> 00:11:04,213 - All right. What else? - Creative control... 208 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,786 spin-off rights and theme park approval... 209 00:11:06,888 --> 00:11:09,186 for Mr. Banana-Grabber, Baby Banana-Grabber... 210 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:12,384 and any other Banana-Grabber family character that might emanate therefrom. 211 00:11:12,493 --> 00:11:15,326 I retain animation rights, and we're gonna go back to single dip. 212 00:11:15,429 --> 00:11:16,828 - Done. - Great. What else? 213 00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:18,865 You humiliated me in front of my nephew. 214 00:11:18,966 --> 00:11:21,025 I expect you to fix that. 215 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:24,070 I want the respect of your son. 216 00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:26,230 You better let me do the talking. 217 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,605 George Michael, your uncle has a request. 218 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,940 One Bluth banana, George Michael. 219 00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:34,947 Go ahead, give it to him. Gob deserves your respect. 220 00:11:35,049 --> 00:11:39,486 And from now on, I want you to do whatever he asks you to do, okay? 221 00:11:39,587 --> 00:11:45,526 After all, he is your uncle, and I think we ought to just embrace that. 222 00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:49,687 - Thank you. - Have I held up my end of the deal? 223 00:11:49,797 --> 00:11:51,765 I can't believe I gave you animation rights. 224 00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:54,960 I hope that doesn't come back and bite me in the ass. 225 00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:57,537 Meanwhile, Lindsay, wanting to prove to Michael... 226 00:11:57,638 --> 00:12:00,368 that she was a charitable person, joined a group of activists... 227 00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:04,035 dedicated to preserving the wetlands. 228 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:07,046 Yeah. Hi. I'm gonna need a taxi. 229 00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:11,209 I don't know if that smell is you, the car... 230 00:12:11,319 --> 00:12:13,287 something you ate or something you're about to eat... 231 00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,753 but my God, you're in a service business! 232 00:12:18,826 --> 00:12:21,056 - Hello. - I'm in the wetlands. 233 00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:23,289 I've got a poker thing, and I'm gonna clean them up. 234 00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:26,093 So the next time you wanna tell me that I'm uncharitable... 235 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,067 why don't you just ask yourself who called you from the wetlands? 236 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:32,003 - Who is this? - Nice try. You're the selfish one. 237 00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:35,701 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some nature to save. 238 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:44,578 While Lindsay was finding it difficult to be truly charitable... 239 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:48,917 Michael was looking for an opportunity to rise to Lindsay's challenge... 240 00:12:49,023 --> 00:12:52,959 and that's when he recognized his mother's fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop. 241 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,620 Hello there. You're not riding the bus today. 242 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:58,597 Get in this car. I'm not taking no for an answer. Come on. 243 00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:00,599 Don't make me get out of this car and put you in here myself. 244 00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:02,669 - That's right. Here we go. - Unfortunately, the woman he picked up... 245 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:05,500 wasn't Lupe, but was a total stranger. 246 00:13:05,606 --> 00:13:10,066 And upon seeing bones, a shovel and what appeared to be blood... 247 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,213 she realized he wasn't who she thought he was. 248 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:18,684 Mister, please. 249 00:13:18,786 --> 00:13:21,619 This is gonna be tricky. I don't speak Spanish. 250 00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:24,156 Yo "escared." 251 00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:27,250 - Uh-huh. - "Izquierdo." I know that one. 252 00:13:27,361 --> 00:13:32,162 Left turn it is, Mrs... They call me selfish. 253 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,688 Michael thought he was helping his mother's housekeeper... 254 00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:38,473 - but he had the wrong woman. - I guess it would just be a guy who... 255 00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:40,634 you know, grabs bananas and runs... 256 00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:44,041 or, uh, a banana that grabs things. 257 00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:46,670 I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? 258 00:13:46,781 --> 00:13:48,772 Those are the kind of questions I don't wanna answer. 259 00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:56,446 - Hello. - Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here. 260 00:13:56,557 --> 00:13:59,958 - You have to come down and see this. - I'm a little busy right now. 261 00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:01,961 I've got someone else in the car with me... 262 00:14:02,063 --> 00:14:06,523 and I'm not going anywhere until she's taken care of. 263 00:14:06,634 --> 00:14:09,626 Look, I screwed up, okay? 264 00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:12,706 I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands. 265 00:14:12,807 --> 00:14:16,038 They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere. 266 00:14:16,144 --> 00:14:18,612 And I think I maced a crane, Michael. 267 00:14:18,713 --> 00:14:21,648 Look, you've got Dad's car. Why don't you come pick me up? 268 00:14:21,749 --> 00:14:25,685 Crazy. Loco. 269 00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:29,412 Listen, we gotta make a little detour, okay? 270 00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:32,516 So I hope no one's waiting for you. 271 00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:35,391 In fact, the woman Michael thought was Lupe... 272 00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:37,487 did have people waiting for her... 273 00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:40,590 and they had reported her missing. 274 00:14:42,703 --> 00:14:45,604 The real Lupe, however, was leaving Lucille's for the evening. 275 00:14:45,706 --> 00:14:48,504 Buster, l... 276 00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:50,600 Oh. Hello. 277 00:14:50,711 --> 00:14:53,407 It appears my one-time admirer... 278 00:14:53,514 --> 00:14:57,746 is not planning some grand romantic gesture after all. 279 00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:01,344 You know what? It's his loss. 280 00:15:01,456 --> 00:15:04,687 It's his loss. It's his loss! 281 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:08,455 Gob, meanwhile, was casing the permit office... 282 00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:11,532 following the first rule of surveillance... never get noticed. 283 00:15:11,632 --> 00:15:15,864 Carrier Express. 284 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,701 - Say, you're not our regular guy. - No, I'm the substitute. 285 00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:23,470 Hey, Gary, get a picture of me with the new whistling delivery guy. 286 00:15:23,578 --> 00:15:26,308 Gob realized he needed a new plan. 287 00:15:26,414 --> 00:15:28,746 So, I need you to give your father a message for me. 288 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:31,375 All right. You heard my dad. I have to do whatever you ask me to. 289 00:15:31,486 --> 00:15:34,250 Right. I forgot about that. 290 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:37,950 All right. Take this lock-pick set, break into the permit office for me. 291 00:15:38,059 --> 00:15:40,391 - No, I think I better check with my dad first. - Well... 292 00:15:40,495 --> 00:15:43,658 You're gonna break into a permit office? Sweet. Can I come? 293 00:15:43,764 --> 00:15:46,824 And George Michael saw a chance to get closer to Maeby. 294 00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:50,062 You know, my dad hates to micromanage. Let's just do this. 295 00:15:51,606 --> 00:15:53,506 And back at the wetlands... 296 00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:55,508 Lindsay finally found her taxi. 297 00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:59,706 Oh, good Lord. You smell worse than before. 298 00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:03,443 Oh, my God. It's me! - And in her haste to leave the wetlands... 299 00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:05,678 she forgot to call Michael. 300 00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:12,358 Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing? Get in the car. Don't move. 301 00:16:14,095 --> 00:16:16,996 Lindsay! Linds! 302 00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:19,089 Come on. I'm tired of looking. 303 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,532 She's not here. 304 00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:24,969 She probably never was here. She set me up. 305 00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:28,269 This is probably all about the car. I'm gonna kill her! 306 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:31,470 Hey! Where are you going? Hello! 307 00:16:33,314 --> 00:16:35,680 I'm trying to help you. 308 00:16:37,218 --> 00:16:39,118 You're welcome. 309 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:41,120 Meanwhile, Gob met with his father... 310 00:16:41,222 --> 00:16:43,349 to discuss the permit office break-in. 311 00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:47,393 So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad, 312 00:16:47,495 --> 00:16:49,690 I'll look past your selfishness and do it." 313 00:16:49,797 --> 00:16:54,063 There's a dentist in here who, uh, took liberties with his patients. 314 00:16:54,168 --> 00:16:58,468 - I'm gonna ask him to look at whatever is happening with you. - Thanks, Pop. 315 00:16:58,573 --> 00:17:01,565 Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher with his gang than it is right now. 316 00:17:01,676 --> 00:17:05,737 Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or... 317 00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:08,007 I don't know. I thought I had it down to two... 318 00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:12,051 but then the Haitians made this beautiful pitch. 319 00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:15,281 So, uh, any trouble at the, uh, permit office? 320 00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:18,017 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Easy. 321 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,650 - I delegated, just like you taught me. - Who'd you get? 322 00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,661 George Michael. 323 00:17:22,763 --> 00:17:24,663 - My grandson? - Yeah. 324 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,662 You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this. 325 00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:30,862 Under 18 walks out clean. 326 00:17:30,972 --> 00:17:36,842 Listen, um, there's a very strict "no touching" policy here, but... 327 00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:40,573 Oh, what the hell. It's worth a week in the hotbox. 328 00:17:40,681 --> 00:17:43,844 - No touching! - You stupid ass. 329 00:17:43,951 --> 00:17:46,920 And George Michael was successful... 330 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,114 - with the lock pick Gob had given him. - What are you doing? 331 00:17:49,223 --> 00:17:51,191 We're supposed to put the form in the wrong file. 332 00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:53,192 I know. I'm just leaving my calling card. 333 00:17:53,294 --> 00:17:55,057 I thought we didn't want anyone to know we were here. 334 00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:58,097 It's a little late for that. Our fingerprints are everywhere. 335 00:17:58,199 --> 00:18:00,099 You said they weren't gonna check for fingerprints. 336 00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:02,101 No. I said don't wear your mittens. 337 00:18:02,203 --> 00:18:04,194 I didn't want you to look stupid on the security camera. 338 00:18:04,305 --> 00:18:07,035 - There's a security camera? - Security breach... 339 00:18:07,141 --> 00:18:09,041 Someone's coming. What do we do? 340 00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,373 I don't know. I always get caught. 341 00:18:11,479 --> 00:18:13,845 Save yourself. I'll take the hit. 342 00:18:13,948 --> 00:18:16,883 My record's clean. I got my bike seat stolen once... 343 00:18:16,984 --> 00:18:19,179 but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim. 344 00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:21,311 There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm... 345 00:18:21,422 --> 00:18:24,289 Thanks. I'll take the rap next time we do something like this, okay? 346 00:18:24,392 --> 00:18:27,555 Next time. 347 00:18:27,662 --> 00:18:30,893 Hold it! 348 00:18:30,998 --> 00:18:33,592 And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction... 349 00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,396 - with moments to spare. - Hey, Mom. 350 00:18:35,503 --> 00:18:37,733 Oh, honey. 351 00:18:37,838 --> 00:18:41,239 You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands. 352 00:18:41,342 --> 00:18:44,470 While Lucille was waiting for Buster to show up and bid on her... 353 00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,842 Buster was waiting for the other Lucille to leave... 354 00:18:46,947 --> 00:18:49,177 for what he assumed was The Producers... 355 00:18:49,283 --> 00:18:52,150 but was now, in fact, the bachelorette auction. 356 00:18:53,754 --> 00:18:56,154 And Lindsay was finally up for auction... 357 00:18:56,257 --> 00:18:58,748 which Michael arrived just in time to see. 358 00:18:58,859 --> 00:19:01,692 What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth? 359 00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:05,095 Gentlemen, it's a good cause. - And as Michael looked at his sister... 360 00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:09,602 uncertain whether her face was red from embarrassment or the sun damage... 361 00:19:09,704 --> 00:19:12,673 it was clear she had been in the wetlands that day. 362 00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:17,142 One thousand. 363 00:19:17,244 --> 00:19:19,769 Seriously? 364 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:25,443 Sold... to the man who truly knows what charity is. 365 00:19:25,553 --> 00:19:30,490 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Lucille. - Move! Move! Move! Move! 366 00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:34,357 - Who is the lucky bachelor... - And Buster showed upjust in time... 367 00:19:34,462 --> 00:19:37,295 Ten thousand dollars! 368 00:19:37,398 --> 00:19:40,026 - Buster! - to bid on the wrong Lucille. 369 00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:42,568 How grand! 370 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:46,128 How terribly grand! 371 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:53,638 Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I'd rather die. 372 00:19:55,349 --> 00:19:58,477 Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish. 373 00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:01,680 You actually went out there. I was impressed you gave it a shot. 374 00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:03,848 Excuse me. Is this your car? 375 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:06,759 Yes. It's his. 376 00:20:06,861 --> 00:20:10,092 - You're under arrest... - Ow! Ow! 377 00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:14,190 for the forced abduction of Helen Maria Delgado. 378 00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,541 What'd you do? 379 00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:24,770 just trying to be a good guy. 380 00:20:24,879 --> 00:20:29,213 Me too. Me too. 381 00:20:29,316 --> 00:20:31,477 Let's go see Pop-Pop. 382 00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:37,252 On the next Arrested Development. 383 00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:41,556 Michael gets a lucky break when Helen makes the same mistake that he did. 384 00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:43,357 - Four. Cuatro. - Four, step forward. 385 00:20:48,035 --> 00:20:51,027 And Gob kicks himself for a bad business decision. 386 00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:53,265 Look, a seagull! 387 00:20:53,374 --> 00:20:57,538 I never should've given up animation rights.