1 00:00:02,199 --> 00:00:05,600 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,702 --> 00:00:07,693 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,804 --> 00:00:09,795 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,312 --> 00:00:16,973 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,716 --> 00:00:23,083 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was visiting his father in prison... 6 00:00:23,186 --> 00:00:25,882 anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping. 7 00:00:25,989 --> 00:00:27,923 It just doesn't make any sense, Dad. 8 00:00:28,024 --> 00:00:31,084 Where did this money come from? Why did it end up in the international accounts file? 9 00:00:31,194 --> 00:00:34,493 [Narrator] George Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping. 10 00:00:34,598 --> 00:00:37,624 This game is never gonna happen. Half of these guys are still in their cuffs. 11 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:39,895 I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here. 12 00:00:40,003 --> 00:00:43,666 Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. 13 00:00:43,773 --> 00:00:46,674 Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco. 14 00:00:46,776 --> 00:00:49,574 I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming. 15 00:00:49,679 --> 00:00:51,408 - [Inmate] Bluth.! Right field.! - That is ridiculous. 16 00:00:51,515 --> 00:00:54,814 - You won't even talk to me! - I'm catcher, or I'm nothing! 17 00:00:56,253 --> 00:00:58,278 [Narrator] Michael returned to work... 18 00:00:58,388 --> 00:01:01,585 where his assistant, Kitty, greeted him with some startling news. 19 00:01:01,691 --> 00:01:03,488 Your wife's on line one. 20 00:01:03,593 --> 00:01:06,494 - [Narrator] Michael's wife had been dead for two years. - My what? 21 00:01:06,596 --> 00:01:09,497 - Kitty realized her mistake. - I said, your wife is on line one. 22 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:11,760 But not immediately. 23 00:01:11,868 --> 00:01:13,802 Oh! Oh, God. 24 00:01:13,904 --> 00:01:17,101 I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother. 25 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,108 I'm so used to being George's assistant. 26 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:23,270 [Narrator] Kitty had been George Sr. 's fiercely loyal assistant for years. 27 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:31,619 And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed. 28 00:01:31,721 --> 00:01:34,781 Hey, Kitty, listen, you wouldn't know... 29 00:01:34,891 --> 00:01:37,621 if we had any documentation on these international accounts, would you? 30 00:01:37,727 --> 00:01:40,992 That's actually not any of your business. 31 00:01:41,097 --> 00:01:44,191 My business. That's not any of my business. 32 00:01:46,136 --> 00:01:48,468 Hey, Mom. 33 00:01:48,572 --> 00:01:51,473 Are you aware we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now? 34 00:01:51,575 --> 00:01:54,305 { Michael] Yeah, it's a real shame what's going on with this family. 35 00:01:54,411 --> 00:01:57,869 You're stuck by the pool, and Dad's getting picked last for softball. 36 00:01:57,981 --> 00:02:01,473 Nonetheless, you can free up a little company money to get back our golf privileges. 37 00:02:01,585 --> 00:02:03,849 No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf. 38 00:02:03,954 --> 00:02:07,355 No, but I use the clubhouse dining room... until I was turned away today. 39 00:02:07,457 --> 00:02:09,857 - It's embarrassing... Take it back! - { Woman Gasps] 40 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,124 If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear! 41 00:02:15,765 --> 00:02:18,165 You should see the looks I'm getting. 42 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:21,669 If you can't free up the cash, have your father call the club president. 43 00:02:21,771 --> 00:02:25,172 I've got news for you, Mom... I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore. 44 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,334 - { Gasps] - No, I've had it. 45 00:02:27,444 --> 00:02:30,709 I'm down there every single day trying to do what I can to get this company back on track... 46 00:02:30,814 --> 00:02:33,112 and he barely even acknowledges me. 47 00:02:33,216 --> 00:02:35,116 That is disgusting! 48 00:02:35,218 --> 00:02:39,177 Talk to your father. I will not stand for this! 49 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,883 [Loud Banging] 50 00:02:41,992 --> 00:02:43,550 - { Groans] - Gob! 51 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:47,255 Can I, uh... get you to stop doing that? 52 00:02:47,364 --> 00:02:49,264 I'm just setting up an office. 53 00:02:49,366 --> 00:02:53,598 Gotta write a strongly worded letter to one Warden James Buck. 54 00:02:53,703 --> 00:02:56,604 [Narrator] In order to restore his career as an escape artist... 55 00:02:56,706 --> 00:02:59,800 Gob had recently checked into prison as a publicity stunt. 56 00:02:59,909 --> 00:03:03,709 - You really think you can break out of my prison? - You won't even know I was here. 57 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:05,781 [Narrator] But after a shiv to his side... 58 00:03:05,882 --> 00:03:08,112 Gob was rushed to a local hospital... 59 00:03:08,218 --> 00:03:12,154 - thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind, his contract with the public. - ? Ta-dah? 60 00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:16,055 And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape. 61 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:20,118 So I am going after this guy with everything I've got... 62 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:22,130 art. 63 00:03:22,232 --> 00:03:24,757 Now we are writing a letter. 64 00:03:24,868 --> 00:03:27,302 Gob? 65 00:03:27,404 --> 00:03:31,272 I wish I would've known you were coming. I am a mess. 66 00:03:31,374 --> 00:03:33,342 Don't know if a call from me would've changed that. 67 00:03:33,443 --> 00:03:35,775 { Snickers] Do you like my outfit? 68 00:03:35,879 --> 00:03:38,473 Not as much as I like what's underneath it. 69 00:03:38,581 --> 00:03:40,481 Gob! 70 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:44,019 No, I need your chair. Get up. I've got a letter to write. 71 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,020 Whoo! You're all business. 72 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:48,590 just like your dad. 73 00:03:48,692 --> 00:03:51,559 { Mutters] My God, she's repulsive. 74 00:03:51,661 --> 00:03:55,290 [Narrator] Michael realized that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob... 75 00:03:55,398 --> 00:03:57,298 could perhaps be of use to him. 76 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,265 How would you like a touch lamp? 77 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,269 You're the one who needs therapy! 78 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:04,636 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared for their first session with a therapist. 79 00:04:04,741 --> 00:04:07,141 Yes, Tobias, I want the marriage to work. 80 00:04:07,243 --> 00:04:09,643 I just don't know if therapy is the answer. 81 00:04:09,746 --> 00:04:12,772 Because you didn't respect my old career, and you certainly don't respect my new one! 82 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,782 You don't have a new one! 83 00:04:14,884 --> 00:04:18,479 [Narrator] Things had been tense since Tobias left his psychiatry practice... 84 00:04:18,588 --> 00:04:20,818 to pursue an acting career. 85 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:25,761 - I have needs, you know. - And how I am not addressing your needs? 86 00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:29,958 - How can you even ask that? What is this? - Oh! Go right to that! 87 00:04:30,066 --> 00:04:33,126 Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great. 88 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:37,969 Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream. 89 00:04:38,074 --> 00:04:42,033 - Can we come? - Sorry. It's not for kids. 90 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:44,979 [Door Opens, Closes] 91 00:04:45,081 --> 00:04:47,311 - Now we have to follow them. - Yeah. 92 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:50,147 What? 93 00:04:50,253 --> 00:04:53,416 Okay, so, why are we doing this? 94 00:04:53,523 --> 00:04:56,390 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive! 95 00:04:56,493 --> 00:04:59,485 - Well, what if they see us? - How are they gonna see us? 96 00:04:59,596 --> 00:05:01,860 It says "Bluth Company" right on the side. 97 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:05,332 Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye. 98 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,733 [Narrator] The airport stairway vehicle... 99 00:05:07,837 --> 00:05:11,000 was the last vestige of the Bluths'former wealth. 100 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:14,770 Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness. 101 00:05:14,878 --> 00:05:17,176 You are scared. I knew it. 102 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,681 No, I'm not scared. It's just that... I have plans later. 103 00:05:20,784 --> 00:05:22,684 l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop. 104 00:05:22,786 --> 00:05:24,845 You visit Pop-Pop? 105 00:05:24,954 --> 00:05:28,014 [Narrator] In fact, he'd been terrified of the very notion of prison... 106 00:05:28,124 --> 00:05:31,150 since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO's Oz... 107 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:33,991 mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical. 108 00:05:34,097 --> 00:05:36,395 - [TV: Man] I'm an innocent man.! - [TV: Man] Eat it, bitch.! 109 00:05:36,499 --> 00:05:39,024 - Lots of times. - What's it like? 110 00:05:39,135 --> 00:05:42,434 You know what you should do? You should go get your mom's date book. 111 00:05:42,539 --> 00:05:45,440 Oh, yeah. She must have written down where they're going. 112 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:48,739 - I still wanna hear about prison, okay? - If you can handle it. 113 00:05:48,845 --> 00:05:50,745 [Door Closes] 114 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,246 [Narrator] Michael arrived home in a good mood. 115 00:05:53,349 --> 00:05:55,749 With Gob getting the information from Kitty... 116 00:05:55,852 --> 00:05:58,685 he would no longer have to visit prison and deal with his father. 117 00:05:58,788 --> 00:06:01,313 Hey, buddy.! Came home early. 118 00:06:01,424 --> 00:06:03,892 Wanna do somethin'? Anything. Anything at all. 119 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,826 I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison. 120 00:06:09,899 --> 00:06:13,733 [Narrator] Back at the office, Gob was making progress with Michael's assistant. 121 00:06:13,837 --> 00:06:18,001 Here's where we keep all of our... heavyweight paper. 122 00:06:18,107 --> 00:06:20,837 Bet you can show me where a lot of things are. 123 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:26,280 What kind of things are you... looking for? 124 00:06:26,382 --> 00:06:29,112 What, uh... What are you hiding? 125 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:31,744 Nothing you can't find. 126 00:06:31,855 --> 00:06:35,347 Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Take off your glasses. 127 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,427 Oh. 128 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:42,828 Wait, wait. Let down your hair. 129 00:06:47,136 --> 00:06:51,197 No. Glasses on. Hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up. 130 00:06:51,307 --> 00:06:54,208 - Do you want me to turn all the lights off? - Yes, yes, please. 131 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:56,278 How's that? Is that better? 132 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:58,939 There's still light coming in from under the door. 133 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:01,278 [Narrator] And Lindsay and Tobias were, for the first time... 134 00:07:01,384 --> 00:07:02,783 addressing their marital problems. 135 00:07:02,886 --> 00:07:05,116 It's like we're face to face now... 136 00:07:05,221 --> 00:07:08,850 like we're really seeing this marriage and... 137 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:11,256 I'm afraid it's a lie. 138 00:07:11,361 --> 00:07:15,263 [Slow, Deliberate Applause] 139 00:07:15,365 --> 00:07:19,802 Bravo. If I gave a performance that good, I'd have my own Alias type show. 140 00:07:19,903 --> 00:07:24,465 Stop it. I am so sick of hearing about acting, acting, acting! 141 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,372 Okay, okay, look, maybe we need a new approach. 142 00:07:27,477 --> 00:07:31,311 Um... let's try some role playing. 143 00:07:31,414 --> 00:07:33,814 Yes! All right. 144 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,509 { Sighs] 145 00:07:35,618 --> 00:07:37,518 [Narrator] Michael headed back to the prison... 146 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:40,020 despite his earlier vow never to return. 147 00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:43,149 [George Michael] You always say family first. I should see my grandpa, right? 148 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:46,820 I'm not stopping you. It's just, after this I'm not going back there. 149 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:48,830 Why? Is it scary? 150 00:07:48,932 --> 00:07:50,832 Scary? No. No. 151 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:54,165 It's the opposite of scary. It's like a carnival. 152 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:58,900 Without the half-person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself. 153 00:07:59,008 --> 00:08:03,206 It's like a country club. All the guy does is eat ice cream and play softball all day. 154 00:08:03,313 --> 00:08:08,080 [Narrator] In fact, George Sr. 's softball game had taken most of the day. 155 00:08:08,184 --> 00:08:11,085 It was the 14th inning, and tensions were running a little high. 156 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:16,215 I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call the next one a strike. My knees are killing me. 157 00:08:16,326 --> 00:08:18,794 [George Sr.] No batter.! No batter here.! 158 00:08:18,895 --> 00:08:22,524 - Strike three! - Strike three, my ass! 159 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,759 - [Bat Pounds Umpire] - Ohh! 160 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:27,358 - Down in the yard! - [Gunshots] 161 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:29,961 No batter. No... No batter. 162 00:08:30,073 --> 00:08:32,041 No... Shh. 163 00:08:33,776 --> 00:08:36,677 Okay, there he is. Go on in there and surprise him. 164 00:08:36,779 --> 00:08:39,179 I'm gonna go get us a few ice cream sandwiches. 165 00:08:39,282 --> 00:08:41,273 Go on. Go on. 166 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,111 Hey, Pop-Pop. 167 00:08:46,222 --> 00:08:49,885 - How's prison? - I'm gonna die in here. 168 00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:52,086 What? 169 00:08:52,195 --> 00:08:54,095 They're gonna kill Grandpa. 170 00:08:54,197 --> 00:08:57,098 I gotta... I gotta get outta here. I'm an innocent man. 171 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,658 You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here. Give me your hair. 172 00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:02,635 - My hair? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 173 00:09:02,739 --> 00:09:06,641 - No touching! No touching! No touching! - Give me the hair! 174 00:09:06,743 --> 00:09:10,907 One of these got smooshed, but don't let that ruin prison for you. 175 00:09:11,014 --> 00:09:14,506 No batter. { Chuckles] No batter. No batter. 176 00:09:19,789 --> 00:09:22,155 [Inmate] Come on, baby.! Throw the ball.! 177 00:09:22,258 --> 00:09:25,159 I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding around. You know his sense of humor. 178 00:09:25,261 --> 00:09:27,161 I know, I know. Yeah. 179 00:09:27,263 --> 00:09:30,721 I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke, but I'm fine, Dad. 180 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:32,824 Are you sure? 181 00:09:32,935 --> 00:09:37,167 I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers. 182 00:09:37,273 --> 00:09:40,174 - { Laughs] - Just stay out here and relax, pal. 183 00:09:40,276 --> 00:09:43,245 Watch the softball game. I'll be right back. 184 00:09:48,451 --> 00:09:50,749 - [Alarm Buzzer Buzzes] - [Guard] Hey, stop.! Stop.! 185 00:09:52,555 --> 00:09:55,080 - [Footsteps Pounding] - [Gunshots] 186 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:57,922 Dad? 187 00:09:58,027 --> 00:09:59,927 just don't like prison anymore. 188 00:10:00,029 --> 00:10:02,930 That's why I'm trying to get you out of here. 189 00:10:03,032 --> 00:10:06,126 Maybe I've been in denial, but this place is breaking me, Mikey... 190 00:10:06,235 --> 00:10:08,430 and I'm alone here, but for you. 191 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:10,938 Come on. You got me, you got Mom. 192 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,531 { Chuckling] Your mother's never shown her face. 193 00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:15,543 Whoa. She's never been here? 194 00:10:15,645 --> 00:10:18,614 You should've heard the grief she gave me when I said I'd never show up again. 195 00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:20,944 - You said... You said what? - { Cuffs Clang On Bars] 196 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:24,542 Dad, you don't need me. You're playing softball all the time. 197 00:10:24,654 --> 00:10:26,952 I do need you, Michael! 198 00:10:27,056 --> 00:10:28,956 - No more softball. - This is nuts. 199 00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:31,959 You're her husband. The least she could do is come out and visit you. 200 00:10:32,061 --> 00:10:35,724 God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd. She's very easily threatened. 201 00:10:35,832 --> 00:10:37,732 You remember the carjacker? 202 00:10:41,871 --> 00:10:44,738 - Aaah! - Well, she's certainly toughened up since then. 203 00:10:44,841 --> 00:10:46,741 She's eating lunch by the pool now. 204 00:10:46,843 --> 00:10:49,676 There's a big difference between the country club pool and the conjugal trailer. 205 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,009 That's not what I meant when I said "visit." 206 00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:54,515 It's too bad. I really miss that personal contact. 207 00:10:54,617 --> 00:10:57,518 It was the one thing that calmed me when I got stressed. 208 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,987 It just felt... humanizing. 209 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:02,990 [Narrator] Michael, for the first time... 210 00:11:03,092 --> 00:11:06,061 saw his father as a vulnerable human being. 211 00:11:07,263 --> 00:11:09,925 { Whimpers] Daddy horny, Michael. 212 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:14,431 I just haven't had sex in a month. 213 00:11:15,771 --> 00:11:17,796 You've been here two months. 214 00:11:17,907 --> 00:11:20,307 It's hard to gauge time. 215 00:11:20,409 --> 00:11:22,206 - Yeah, I'll bet. - { Clears Throat] 216 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:24,711 - [Door Closes] - Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today. 217 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:27,715 Quick question. How long does it take you to get out there? 218 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,375 Oh, I've never been. 219 00:11:29,485 --> 00:11:31,783 Then why does he tell me that you've never been? 220 00:11:31,888 --> 00:11:33,947 { Hiccup] Ooh. Sorry, Michael. 221 00:11:34,056 --> 00:11:37,184 Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries. 222 00:11:38,728 --> 00:11:40,628 How can you ignore that man? 223 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:43,221 He's having a hard time in there. He's lonely. 224 00:11:43,332 --> 00:11:45,232 That's what his children are for. 225 00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:48,303 Yeah, well, you know... 226 00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:50,565 there are certain things that... 227 00:11:50,673 --> 00:11:52,971 he can't get from his children. 228 00:11:53,075 --> 00:11:56,169 If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong. He is proud of his children. 229 00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:58,474 Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom. 230 00:11:58,581 --> 00:12:02,483 Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um... 231 00:12:02,585 --> 00:12:05,145 I think that you should... 232 00:12:05,254 --> 00:12:07,654 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 233 00:12:07,757 --> 00:12:09,657 I think that you should... 234 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:11,659 visit him... 235 00:12:11,761 --> 00:12:14,821 in an... intimate... 236 00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:18,332 marital... trailer. 237 00:12:20,703 --> 00:12:22,694 Are you mad? 238 00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:26,571 You think I'm comfortable asking you to do this? He needs you, Mom. 239 00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:28,644 Did he say that? 240 00:12:29,912 --> 00:12:31,812 Did he say that he misses me? 241 00:12:31,914 --> 00:12:33,848 Does he need his wife's embrace? 242 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,850 { Whimpers] Daddy horny, Michael. 243 00:12:35,952 --> 00:12:38,216 He said some wonderful things. 244 00:12:38,321 --> 00:12:41,415 You really want this for him, don't you? 245 00:12:41,524 --> 00:12:42,957 I do. 246 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:45,857 "Golf membership" want it? 247 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:50,198 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias were getting to the heart... 248 00:12:50,299 --> 00:12:52,859 of each other's vulnerabilities with a role-reversal exercise. 249 00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:54,766 - Because I'm a woman! - Good. 250 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,770 - With a woman's needs. - Louder. 251 00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:59,534 And a woman's urges.! And these, Tobias. 252 00:12:59,642 --> 00:13:03,043 When was the last time you looked at these? 253 00:13:03,145 --> 00:13:05,045 Yeah, okay. How long is this session? 254 00:13:05,147 --> 00:13:08,048 See, she's breaking in and out of character and making it difficult... 255 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,050 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character. 256 00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:13,883 Okay, let me stop you guys. All right? Please. Let me get in here. 257 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:16,322 Thank you. { Mutters] God. 258 00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:18,325 { Clears Throat] 259 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:22,727 - You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay. - That's not true! 260 00:13:22,832 --> 00:13:26,598 A man is looking back at you. A man with dreams and aspirations! 261 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:30,160 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Maeby found an address in her mother's appointment book... 262 00:13:30,273 --> 00:13:33,902 and was getting closer to learning what her parents were up to. 263 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:39,642 Right! If I'm no Schwimmer, you're noJennifer Aniston! 264 00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:43,276 [Tobias Sobbing] Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow. 265 00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,752 l-I have dreams, Lindsay. 266 00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:48,323 Dreams, Lindsay. 267 00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:51,526 Well, then, Tobias... 268 00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:57,765 follow those dreams. 269 00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,767 Make those dreams happen. 270 00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:02,599 Yes. I will. 271 00:14:02,705 --> 00:14:04,263 { Lindsay] And scene! 272 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:06,967 { Sighs] 273 00:14:07,076 --> 00:14:09,203 - Wow! - Okay. 274 00:14:09,312 --> 00:14:12,611 - I'm sorry I stepped on your line. - No, not at all. 275 00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:16,116 - Did that answer some questions for you? - Yeah, I think it did. 276 00:14:16,218 --> 00:14:18,618 Now there are two men I wanna leave. 277 00:14:20,556 --> 00:14:23,957 [Narrator] Michael arrived home, happy to have a brother to share his burden with. 278 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:27,223 - Great news. - Oh, good. I could use it. 279 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,992 I just came from convincing Mom to have sex with Dad. 280 00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:33,626 God! What is wrong with you? That is disgusting! 281 00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:35,863 - What's wrong with you? - Oh, I'm sorry. 282 00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:39,600 But just the thought of Mom and Dad together... 283 00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:41,870 I have a sense of propriety. All right? 284 00:14:41,977 --> 00:14:43,877 Fine. What's your great news? 285 00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:45,537 I { Beeps] Kitty. 286 00:14:45,648 --> 00:14:48,879 Oh, Gob, I just wanted you to get the information. 287 00:14:48,984 --> 00:14:51,851 Oh, I got the information. 288 00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:55,014 You did, huh? About the international accounts? 289 00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:59,760 I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information. 290 00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:02,990 That's great. Good, good, good, Gob. You just lost the touch lamp. 291 00:15:03,099 --> 00:15:04,999 - What? No! - The deal's off. 292 00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:08,502 I'm gonna use the touch lamp to set the mood in the conjugal trailer when Dad's nailing Mom! 293 00:15:08,604 --> 00:15:10,401 No! Don't... Michael! 294 00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:12,337 You are filthy.! 295 00:15:14,477 --> 00:15:16,308 [Narrator] The two cousins reunited... 296 00:15:16,412 --> 00:15:19,677 each a little shaken by what they had pretended to be fearless about. 297 00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:22,046 - You think they'll get divorced? - I don't care. 298 00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:25,552 I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say they don't when they do... 'cause I don't. 299 00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:27,622 Right. I know. Who cares, right? 300 00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:31,657 - I mean, I care. - How could you not? 301 00:15:31,761 --> 00:15:33,820 You know, our family's really messed up. 302 00:15:33,929 --> 00:15:36,056 I know. We're the only normal ones. 303 00:15:36,165 --> 00:15:38,998 At least we got each other. Right? 304 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,601 George Michael? 305 00:15:49,712 --> 00:15:51,612 Sorry. { Chuckles] 306 00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:55,616 Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug. 307 00:15:55,718 --> 00:15:57,618 It's hard to tell sometimes. 308 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,984 That was a good hug. That's plenty for now. 309 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,989 Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously. 310 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,288 [Narrator] Soon, Michael was driving Lucille to prison... 311 00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:08,090 and she seemed to be looking forward to it. 312 00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:10,165 Where are we going after? 313 00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:16,437 - Hey, Dad. - Michael.! 314 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,803 What are you doing here? 315 00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:22,435 You needed my help, and it was hard for you to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her. 316 00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:25,981 - That doesn't make you uncomfortable? - The drive was a little awkward. 317 00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:29,642 Not every son would do this for his father. 318 00:16:29,752 --> 00:16:31,720 Thank you for this. 319 00:16:36,525 --> 00:16:38,425 [Lucille] Hello, George. 320 00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:40,620 What the hell's your mother doing in here? 321 00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:43,562 - Who were you expecting? - Oh, I've done a bad thing. 322 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,327 I've done a terrible thing. 323 00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:48,335 - There's someone else in that trailer, isn't there? - I've done a repulsive thing. 324 00:16:48,437 --> 00:16:49,802 Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty? 325 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,867 - Shh! - How long? 326 00:16:52,975 --> 00:16:55,409 - When did this start? - Oh, come on! This is the first time. 327 00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,572 - Every Friday for the last eight years. - { Sighs] 328 00:17:01,684 --> 00:17:03,481 - Daddy... - Horny. I got that. 329 00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:06,487 Hey, wait a minute. This is easy. This is an easy one. 330 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:09,183 I'll go in there with Kitty, I'll do my thing... 331 00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:12,988 and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth... This is a hard one. 332 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:15,063 - She's your secretary. - You're right. 333 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,189 Family first. 334 00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:19,529 Take care of Kitty. Michael. 335 00:17:19,635 --> 00:17:21,603 I need you now. 336 00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:25,071 "International accounts" need me? 337 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,074 [Narrator] And so an agreement was made. 338 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,871 George Sr. would reveal the truth... 339 00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:32,345 and Michael would make sure Kitty didn't come out of the trailer. 340 00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,678 - { Phone Rings] - Yeah? 341 00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:36,876 I need you to come to the prison. 342 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:39,420 - I'm at the prison. - You're here? 343 00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:43,253 I'm delivering this strongly worded letter I wrote... 344 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,520 lit by nothing but natural light. 345 00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:48,722 Well, how would you like that touch lamp and the office... 346 00:17:48,831 --> 00:17:53,359 and... what the hell... full use of the secretary? 347 00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:59,233 Thank you for doing this. It means a... It means a lot. 348 00:17:59,341 --> 00:18:02,572 I, uh... Okay, I'll get down on the couch. 349 00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:06,045 I'm not going to have sex with you, George. 350 00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:09,447 I came to tell you how much I hate you for what you've done to this family. 351 00:18:09,552 --> 00:18:11,884 - You're angry. - You've ruined us. 352 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:15,889 I've ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. 353 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:19,449 The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and spa treatments... 354 00:18:19,562 --> 00:18:23,157 Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated... my body. 355 00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:25,392 Can I help it if you've got a fantastic body? 356 00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:29,335 And you're as powerful as a bear. 357 00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:33,565 My husband the bear. 358 00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:36,008 This bear needs some honey, wife. 359 00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:39,239 Oh, God, I missed you! { Gasps, Groans] 360 00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:42,579 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, stalled to keep Kitty in the other trailer. 361 00:18:42,685 --> 00:18:44,084 Glasses off. 362 00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:45,483 Glasses on. 363 00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:47,419 Hair up. 364 00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:49,423 Glasses off. 365 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:52,517 Down, on. Have we done up, off? 366 00:18:52,628 --> 00:18:54,823 - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong. - And bright. 367 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,831 Wrong a-and bright. 368 00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,924 This... 369 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:02,435 That's be... brighter! 370 00:19:02,538 --> 00:19:04,438 God! Damn. 371 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,770 I'm just gonna wash up real quick. 372 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,969 Uh, I think I'm gonna go with... with down and off. 373 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,047 [Narrator] Gob had to do the right thing. 374 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:19,277 But as he headed to his car, he ran into the warden... 375 00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,481 who hadjust read his strongly worded letter. 376 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:25,048 Well, if it isn't "Sincerely Yours." 377 00:19:26,762 --> 00:19:29,890 And so Gob was detained against the window of the trailer... 378 00:19:29,999 --> 00:19:31,864 - his parents were becoming intimate in. - [Moaning] 379 00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:34,800 { Sobbing] Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do? 380 00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:42,702 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, where were you? 381 00:19:42,811 --> 00:19:45,336 I had to help out your grandfather... 382 00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:48,348 and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. 383 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,350 Pretty much a normal day for me. 384 00:19:50,452 --> 00:19:52,386 How are you doing? 385 00:19:52,488 --> 00:19:54,979 I'm fine, I guess. It's just... 386 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:59,993 You think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn't bother you that much. 387 00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:02,996 But if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there. 388 00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:06,090 And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it. 389 00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:08,101 I know I act tough, but l... 390 00:20:08,203 --> 00:20:09,864 Is this what you're worried about? 391 00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:13,574 'Cause I got news... 392 00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:15,906 he's, uh... he's guilty. 393 00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:18,206 He is? 394 00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:19,780 Oh, yeah. 395 00:20:20,883 --> 00:20:22,908 Incredibly guilty. 396 00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:27,389 { George Michael Exhales] 397 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:32,023 On the next Arrested Development. 398 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,857 Tobias talks Lindsay into another session. 399 00:20:34,963 --> 00:20:37,625 I've decided that... 400 00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:41,533 { Sighs] I want to become an actor too. 401 00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:46,497 - { Laughs] - And George Sr. makes good... 402 00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:49,736 on his promise to come clean on the international accounts. 403 00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:54,145 There's a good chance that l... that I may... 404 00:20:54,249 --> 00:20:56,376 have committed some, um... 405 00:20:56,485 --> 00:21:01,047 light... treason. 406 00:21:01,156 --> 00:21:04,284 { Groans]