1 00:00:00,641 --> 00:00:04,042 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,144 --> 00:00:06,135 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,246 --> 00:00:08,237 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,754 --> 00:00:15,415 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,457 --> 00:00:21,824 Michael Bluth was visiting his father in prison... 6 00:00:21,927 --> 00:00:24,623 anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping. 7 00:00:24,730 --> 00:00:26,664 It just doesn't make any sense, Dad. 8 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:29,825 Where did this money come from? Why did it end up in the international accounts file? 9 00:00:29,935 --> 00:00:33,234 George Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping. 10 00:00:33,339 --> 00:00:36,365 This game is never gonna happen. Half of these guys are still in their cuffs. 11 00:00:36,475 --> 00:00:38,636 I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here. 12 00:00:38,744 --> 00:00:42,407 Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. 13 00:00:42,514 --> 00:00:45,415 Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco. 14 00:00:45,517 --> 00:00:48,315 I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming. 15 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:50,149 - Bluth! Right field! - That is ridiculous. 16 00:00:50,256 --> 00:00:53,555 - You won't even talk to me! - I'm catcher, or I'm nothing! 17 00:00:54,994 --> 00:00:57,019 Michael returned to work... 18 00:00:57,129 --> 00:01:00,326 where his assistant, Kitty, greeted him with some startling news. 19 00:01:00,432 --> 00:01:02,229 Your wife's on line one. 20 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:05,235 Michael's wife had been dead for two years. - My what? 21 00:01:05,337 --> 00:01:08,238 - Kitty realized her mistake. - I said, your wife is on line one. 22 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,501 But not immediately. 23 00:01:10,609 --> 00:01:12,543 Oh! Oh, God. 24 00:01:12,645 --> 00:01:15,842 I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother. 25 00:01:15,948 --> 00:01:18,849 I'm so used to being George's assistant. 26 00:01:18,951 --> 00:01:22,011 Kitty had been George Sr. 's fiercely loyal assistant for years. 27 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,360 And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed. 28 00:01:30,462 --> 00:01:33,522 Hey, Kitty, listen, you wouldn't know... 29 00:01:33,632 --> 00:01:36,362 if we had any documentation on these international accounts, would you? 30 00:01:36,468 --> 00:01:39,733 That's actually not any of your business. 31 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,932 My business. That's not any of my business. 32 00:01:44,877 --> 00:01:47,209 Hey, Mom. 33 00:01:47,313 --> 00:01:50,214 Are you aware we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now? 34 00:01:50,316 --> 00:01:53,046 Yeah, it's a real shame what's going on with this family. 35 00:01:53,152 --> 00:01:56,610 You're stuck by the pool, and Dad's getting picked last for softball. 36 00:01:56,722 --> 00:02:00,214 Nonetheless, you can free up a little company money to get back our golf privileges. 37 00:02:00,326 --> 00:02:02,590 No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf. 38 00:02:02,695 --> 00:02:06,096 No, but I use the clubhouse dining room... until I was turned away today. 39 00:02:06,198 --> 00:02:08,598 It's embarrassing... Take it back! 40 00:02:08,701 --> 00:02:12,865 If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear! 41 00:02:14,506 --> 00:02:16,906 You should see the looks I'm getting. 42 00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:20,410 If you can't free up the cash, have your father call the club president. 43 00:02:20,512 --> 00:02:23,913 I've got news for you, Mom... I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore. 44 00:02:24,016 --> 00:02:26,075 No, I've had it. 45 00:02:26,185 --> 00:02:29,450 I'm down there every single day trying to do what I can to get this company back on track... 46 00:02:29,555 --> 00:02:31,853 and he barely even acknowledges me. 47 00:02:31,957 --> 00:02:33,857 That is disgusting! 48 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:37,918 Talk to your father. I will not stand for this! 49 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:42,291 Gob! 50 00:02:42,401 --> 00:02:45,996 Can I, uh... get you to stop doing that? 51 00:02:46,105 --> 00:02:48,005 I'm just setting up an office. 52 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:52,339 Gotta write a strongly worded letter to one Warden James Buck. 53 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:55,345 In order to restore his career as an escape artist... 54 00:02:55,447 --> 00:02:58,541 Gob had recently checked into prison as a publicity stunt. 55 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:02,450 - You really think you can break out of my prison? - You won't even know I was here. 56 00:03:02,554 --> 00:03:04,522 But after a shiv to his side... 57 00:03:04,623 --> 00:03:06,853 Gob was rushed to a local hospital... 58 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:10,895 - thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind, his contract with the public. -? Ta-dah? 59 00:03:10,996 --> 00:03:14,796 And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape. 60 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:18,859 So I am going after this guy with everything I've got... 61 00:03:18,971 --> 00:03:20,871 art. 62 00:03:20,973 --> 00:03:23,498 Now we are writing a letter. 63 00:03:23,609 --> 00:03:26,043 Gob? 64 00:03:26,145 --> 00:03:30,013 I wish I would've known you were coming. I am a mess. 65 00:03:30,115 --> 00:03:32,083 Don't know if a call from me would've changed that. 66 00:03:32,184 --> 00:03:34,516 Do you like my outfit? 67 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:37,214 Not as much as I like what's underneath it. 68 00:03:37,322 --> 00:03:39,222 Gob! 69 00:03:39,324 --> 00:03:42,760 No, I need your chair. Get up. I've got a letter to write. 70 00:03:42,861 --> 00:03:44,761 Whoo! You're all business. 71 00:03:44,863 --> 00:03:47,331 just like your dad. 72 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:50,300 My God, she's repulsive. 73 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:54,031 Michael realized that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob... 74 00:03:54,139 --> 00:03:56,039 could perhaps be of use to him. 75 00:03:56,141 --> 00:03:58,006 How would you like a touch lamp? 76 00:03:58,110 --> 00:04:00,010 You're the one who needs therapy! 77 00:04:00,112 --> 00:04:03,377 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared for their first session with a therapist. 78 00:04:03,482 --> 00:04:05,882 Yes, Tobias, I want the marriage to work. 79 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:08,384 I just don't know if therapy is the answer. 80 00:04:08,487 --> 00:04:11,513 Because you didn't respect my old career, and you certainly don't respect my new one! 81 00:04:11,623 --> 00:04:13,523 You don't have a new one! 82 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:17,220 Things had been tense since Tobias left his psychiatry practice... 83 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:19,559 to pursue an acting career. 84 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:24,502 - I have needs, you know. - And how I am not addressing your needs? 85 00:04:24,603 --> 00:04:28,699 - How can you even ask that? What is this? - Oh! Go right to that! 86 00:04:28,807 --> 00:04:31,867 Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great. 87 00:04:31,977 --> 00:04:36,710 Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream. 88 00:04:36,815 --> 00:04:40,774 - Can we come? - Sorry. It's not for kids. 89 00:04:43,822 --> 00:04:46,052 - Now we have to follow them. - Yeah. 90 00:04:46,158 --> 00:04:48,888 What? 91 00:04:48,994 --> 00:04:52,157 Okay, so, why are we doing this? 92 00:04:52,264 --> 00:04:55,131 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive! 93 00:04:55,234 --> 00:04:58,226 - Well, what if they see us? - How are they gonna see us? 94 00:04:58,337 --> 00:05:00,601 It says "Bluth Company" right on the side. 95 00:05:00,706 --> 00:05:04,073 Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye. 96 00:05:04,176 --> 00:05:06,474 The airport stairway vehicle... 97 00:05:06,578 --> 00:05:09,741 was the last vestige of the Bluths'former wealth. 98 00:05:09,848 --> 00:05:13,511 Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness. 99 00:05:13,619 --> 00:05:15,917 You are scared. I knew it. 100 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:19,422 No, I'm not scared. It's just that... I have plans later. 101 00:05:19,525 --> 00:05:21,425 l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop. 102 00:05:21,527 --> 00:05:23,586 You visit Pop-Pop? 103 00:05:23,695 --> 00:05:26,755 In fact, he'd been terrified of the very notion of prison... 104 00:05:26,865 --> 00:05:29,891 since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO's Oz... 105 00:05:30,002 --> 00:05:32,732 mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical. 106 00:05:32,838 --> 00:05:35,136 - I'm an innocent man! - Eat it, bitch! 107 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,765 - Lots of times. - What's it like? 108 00:05:37,876 --> 00:05:41,175 You know what you should do? You should go get your mom's date book. 109 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:44,181 Oh, yeah. She must have written down where they're going. 110 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:47,480 - I still wanna hear about prison, okay? - If you can handle it. 111 00:05:49,621 --> 00:05:51,987 Michael arrived home in a good mood. 112 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,490 With Gob getting the information from Kitty... 113 00:05:54,593 --> 00:05:57,426 he would no longer have to visit prison and deal with his father. 114 00:05:57,529 --> 00:06:00,054 Hey, buddy! Came home early. 115 00:06:00,165 --> 00:06:02,633 Wanna do somethin'? Anything. Anything at all. 116 00:06:02,734 --> 00:06:05,567 I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison. 117 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,474 Back at the office, Gob was making progress with Michael's assistant. 118 00:06:12,578 --> 00:06:16,742 Here's where we keep all of our... heavyweight paper. 119 00:06:16,848 --> 00:06:19,578 Bet you can show me where a lot of things are. 120 00:06:19,685 --> 00:06:25,021 What kind of things are you... looking for? 121 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,853 What, uh... What are you hiding? 122 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,485 Nothing you can't find. 123 00:06:30,596 --> 00:06:34,088 Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Take off your glasses. 124 00:06:36,268 --> 00:06:38,168 Oh. 125 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:41,569 Wait, wait. Let down your hair. 126 00:06:45,877 --> 00:06:49,938 No. Glasses on. Hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up. 127 00:06:50,048 --> 00:06:52,949 - Do you want me to turn all the lights off? - Yes, yes, please. 128 00:06:53,051 --> 00:06:55,019 How's that? Is that better? 129 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,680 There's still light coming in from under the door. 130 00:06:57,789 --> 00:07:00,019 And Lindsay and Tobias were, for the first time... 131 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,524 addressing their marital problems. 132 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:03,857 It's like we're face to face now... 133 00:07:03,962 --> 00:07:07,591 like we're really seeing this marriage and... 134 00:07:07,699 --> 00:07:09,997 I'm afraid it's a lie. 135 00:07:14,106 --> 00:07:18,543 Bravo. If I gave a performance that good, I'd have my own Alias type show. 136 00:07:18,644 --> 00:07:23,206 Stop it. I am so sick of hearing about acting, acting, acting! 137 00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:26,113 Okay, okay, look, maybe we need a new approach. 138 00:07:26,218 --> 00:07:30,052 Um... let's try some role playing. 139 00:07:30,155 --> 00:07:32,555 Yes! All right. 140 00:07:34,359 --> 00:07:36,259 Michael headed back to the prison... 141 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:38,761 despite his earlier vow never to return. 142 00:07:38,864 --> 00:07:41,890 You always say family first. I should see my grandpa, right? 143 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,561 I'm not stopping you. It's just, after this I'm not going back there. 144 00:07:45,671 --> 00:07:47,571 Why? Is it scary? 145 00:07:47,673 --> 00:07:49,573 Scary? No. No. 146 00:07:49,675 --> 00:07:52,906 It's the opposite of scary. It's like a carnival. 147 00:07:53,011 --> 00:07:57,641 Without the half-person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself. 148 00:07:57,749 --> 00:08:01,947 It's like a country club. All the guy does is eat ice cream and play softball all day. 149 00:08:02,054 --> 00:08:06,821 In fact, George Sr. 's softball game had taken most of the day. 150 00:08:06,925 --> 00:08:09,826 It was the 14th inning, and tensions were running a little high. 151 00:08:09,928 --> 00:08:14,956 I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call the next one a strike. My knees are killing me. 152 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:17,535 No batter! No batter here! 153 00:08:17,636 --> 00:08:21,265 - Strike three! - Strike three, my ass! 154 00:08:21,373 --> 00:08:23,500 Ohh! 155 00:08:23,608 --> 00:08:26,099 Down in the yard! 156 00:08:26,211 --> 00:08:28,702 No batter. No... No batter. 157 00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:30,782 No... Shh. 158 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:35,418 Okay, there he is. Go on in there and surprise him. 159 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,920 I'm gonna go get us a few ice cream sandwiches. 160 00:08:38,023 --> 00:08:40,014 Go on. Go on. 161 00:08:42,861 --> 00:08:44,852 Hey, Pop-Pop. 162 00:08:44,963 --> 00:08:48,626 - How's prison? - I'm gonna die in here. 163 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,827 What? 164 00:08:50,936 --> 00:08:52,836 They're gonna kill Grandpa. 165 00:08:52,938 --> 00:08:55,839 I gotta... I gotta get outta here. I'm an innocent man. 166 00:08:55,941 --> 00:08:59,399 You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here. Give me your hair. 167 00:08:59,511 --> 00:09:01,376 - My hair? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 168 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:05,382 - No touching! No touching! No touching! - Give me the hair! 169 00:09:05,484 --> 00:09:09,648 One of these got smooshed, but don't let that ruin prison for you. 170 00:09:09,755 --> 00:09:13,247 No batter. No batter. No batter. 171 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:20,441 I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding around. You know his sense of humor. 172 00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,443 I know, I know. Yeah. 173 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:26,003 I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke, but I'm fine, Dad. 174 00:09:26,115 --> 00:09:28,106 Are you sure? 175 00:09:28,217 --> 00:09:32,449 I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers. 176 00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:35,456 Just stay out here and relax, pal. 177 00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:38,800 Watch the softball game. I'll be right back. 178 00:09:44,006 --> 00:09:46,304 Hey, stop! Stop! 179 00:09:51,714 --> 00:09:53,477 Dad? 180 00:09:53,582 --> 00:09:55,482 just don't like prison anymore. 181 00:09:55,584 --> 00:09:58,485 That's why I'm trying to get you out of here. 182 00:09:58,587 --> 00:10:01,681 Maybe I've been in denial, but this place is breaking me, Mikey... 183 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:03,985 and I'm alone here, but for you. 184 00:10:04,093 --> 00:10:06,493 Come on. You got me, you got Mom. 185 00:10:06,595 --> 00:10:09,086 Your mother's never shown her face. 186 00:10:09,198 --> 00:10:11,098 Whoa. She's never been here? 187 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,169 You should've heard the grief she gave me when I said I'd never show up again. 188 00:10:14,269 --> 00:10:16,499 You said... You said what? 189 00:10:16,605 --> 00:10:20,097 Dad, you don't need me. You're playing softball all the time. 190 00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:22,507 I do need you, Michael! 191 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:24,511 - No more softball. - This is nuts. 192 00:10:24,613 --> 00:10:27,514 You're her husband. The least she could do is come out and visit you. 193 00:10:27,616 --> 00:10:31,279 God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd. She's very easily threatened. 194 00:10:31,387 --> 00:10:33,287 You remember the carjacker? 195 00:10:37,426 --> 00:10:40,293 - Aaah! - Well, she's certainly toughened up since then. 196 00:10:40,396 --> 00:10:42,296 She's eating lunch by the pool now. 197 00:10:42,398 --> 00:10:45,231 There's a big difference between the country club pool and the conjugal trailer. 198 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:47,564 That's not what I meant when I said "visit." 199 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:50,070 It's too bad. I really miss that personal contact. 200 00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:53,073 It was the one thing that calmed me when I got stressed. 201 00:10:53,175 --> 00:10:56,542 It just felt... humanizing. 202 00:10:56,645 --> 00:10:58,545 Michael, for the first time... 203 00:10:58,647 --> 00:11:01,616 saw his father as a vulnerable human being. 204 00:11:02,818 --> 00:11:05,480 Daddy horny, Michael. 205 00:11:07,756 --> 00:11:09,986 I just haven't had sex in a month. 206 00:11:11,326 --> 00:11:13,351 You've been here two months. 207 00:11:13,462 --> 00:11:15,862 It's hard to gauge time. 208 00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:17,761 Yeah, I'll bet. 209 00:11:17,866 --> 00:11:20,266 Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today. 210 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:23,270 Quick question. How long does it take you to get out there? 211 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:24,930 Oh, I've never been. 212 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,338 Then why does he tell me that you've never been? 213 00:11:27,443 --> 00:11:29,502 Ooh. Sorry, Michael. 214 00:11:29,611 --> 00:11:32,739 Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries. 215 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:36,183 How can you ignore that man? 216 00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:38,776 He's having a hard time in there. He's lonely. 217 00:11:38,887 --> 00:11:40,787 That's what his children are for. 218 00:11:40,889 --> 00:11:43,858 Yeah, well, you know... 219 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,120 there are certain things that... 220 00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:48,526 he can't get from his children. 221 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:51,724 If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong. He is proud of his children. 222 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,029 Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom. 223 00:11:54,136 --> 00:11:58,038 Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um... 224 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:00,700 I think that you should... 225 00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:03,209 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 226 00:12:03,312 --> 00:12:05,212 I think that you should... 227 00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:07,214 visit him... 228 00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:10,376 in an... intimate... 229 00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:13,887 marital... trailer. 230 00:12:16,258 --> 00:12:18,249 Are you mad? 231 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,126 You think I'm comfortable asking you to do this? He needs you, Mom. 232 00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:24,199 Did he say that? 233 00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:27,367 Did he say that he misses me? 234 00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:29,403 Does he need his wife's embrace? 235 00:12:29,505 --> 00:12:31,405 Daddy horny, Michael. 236 00:12:31,507 --> 00:12:33,771 He said some wonderful things. 237 00:12:33,876 --> 00:12:36,970 You really want this for him, don't you? 238 00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:38,512 I do. 239 00:12:38,614 --> 00:12:41,412 "Golf membership" want it? 240 00:12:43,285 --> 00:12:45,753 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias were getting to the heart... 241 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:48,414 of each other's vulnerabilities with a role-reversal exercise. 242 00:12:48,524 --> 00:12:50,321 - Because I'm a woman! - Good. 243 00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:52,325 - With a woman's needs. - Louder. 244 00:12:52,427 --> 00:12:55,089 And a woman's urges! And these, Tobias. 245 00:12:55,197 --> 00:12:58,598 When was the last time you looked at these? 246 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,600 Yeah, okay. How long is this session? 247 00:13:00,702 --> 00:13:03,603 See, she's breaking in and out of character and making it difficult... 248 00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:05,605 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character. 249 00:13:05,707 --> 00:13:09,438 Okay, let me stop you guys. All right? Please. Let me get in here. 250 00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:11,877 Thank you. God. 251 00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:18,282 - You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay. - That's not true! 252 00:13:18,387 --> 00:13:22,153 A man is looking back at you. A man with dreams and aspirations! 253 00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:25,715 Meanwhile, Maeby found an address in her mother's appointment book... 254 00:13:25,828 --> 00:13:29,457 and was getting closer to learning what her parents were up to. 255 00:13:29,565 --> 00:13:35,197 Right! If I'm no Schwimmer, you're noJennifer Aniston! 256 00:13:35,304 --> 00:13:38,831 Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow. 257 00:13:38,941 --> 00:13:41,307 l-I have dreams, Lindsay. 258 00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:43,878 Dreams, Lindsay. 259 00:13:45,113 --> 00:13:47,081 Well, then, Tobias... 260 00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:53,320 follow those dreams. 261 00:13:53,422 --> 00:13:55,322 Make those dreams happen. 262 00:13:55,424 --> 00:13:58,154 Yes. I will. 263 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,818 And scene! 264 00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:04,758 - Wow! - Okay. 265 00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:08,166 - I'm sorry I stepped on your line. - No, not at all. 266 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:11,671 - Did that answer some questions for you? - Yeah, I think it did. 267 00:14:11,773 --> 00:14:14,173 Now there are two men I wanna leave. 268 00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:19,512 Michael arrived home, happy to have a brother to share his burden with. 269 00:14:19,615 --> 00:14:22,778 - Great news. - Oh, good. I could use it. 270 00:14:22,885 --> 00:14:25,547 I just came from convincing Mom to have sex with Dad. 271 00:14:25,654 --> 00:14:29,181 God! What is wrong with you? That is disgusting! 272 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,418 - What's wrong with you? - Oh, I'm sorry. 273 00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:35,155 But just the thought of Mom and Dad together... 274 00:14:35,264 --> 00:14:37,425 I have a sense of propriety. All right? 275 00:14:37,532 --> 00:14:39,432 Fine. What's your great news? 276 00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:41,092 I Kitty. 277 00:14:41,203 --> 00:14:44,434 Oh, Gob, I just wanted you to get the information. 278 00:14:44,539 --> 00:14:47,406 Oh, I got the information. 279 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:50,569 You did, huh? About the international accounts? 280 00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:55,315 I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information. 281 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:58,545 That's great. Good, good, good, Gob. You just lost the touch lamp. 282 00:14:58,654 --> 00:15:00,554 - What? No! - The deal's off. 283 00:15:00,656 --> 00:15:04,057 I'm gonna use the touch lamp to set the mood in the conjugal trailer when Dad's nailing Mom! 284 00:15:04,159 --> 00:15:05,956 No! Don't... Michael! 285 00:15:06,061 --> 00:15:07,892 You are filthy! 286 00:15:08,415 --> 00:15:10,246 The two cousins reunited... 287 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:13,615 each a little shaken by what they had pretended to be fearless about. 288 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,984 - You think they'll get divorced? - I don't care. 289 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,490 I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say they don't when they do... 'cause I don't. 290 00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:21,560 Right. I know. Who cares, right? 291 00:15:23,263 --> 00:15:25,595 - I mean, I care. - How could you not? 292 00:15:25,699 --> 00:15:27,758 You know, our family's really messed up. 293 00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:29,994 I know. We're the only normal ones. 294 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,936 At least we got each other. Right? 295 00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:43,539 George Michael? 296 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,550 Sorry. 297 00:15:45,652 --> 00:15:49,554 Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug. 298 00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:51,556 It's hard to tell sometimes. 299 00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:53,922 That was a good hug. That's plenty for now. 300 00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:55,927 Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously. 301 00:15:56,029 --> 00:15:59,226 Soon, Michael was driving Lucille to prison... 302 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:02,028 and she seemed to be looking forward to it. 303 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,103 Where are we going after? 304 00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,375 - Hey, Dad. - Michael! 305 00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:12,741 What are you doing here? 306 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:16,373 You needed my help, and it was hard for you to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her. 307 00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:19,919 - That doesn't make you uncomfortable? - The drive was a little awkward. 308 00:16:20,019 --> 00:16:23,580 Not every son would do this for his father. 309 00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,658 Thank you for this. 310 00:16:30,463 --> 00:16:32,363 Hello, George. 311 00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:34,558 What the hell's your mother doing in here? 312 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,500 - Who were you expecting? - Oh, I've done a bad thing. 313 00:16:37,604 --> 00:16:39,265 I've done a terrible thing. 314 00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:42,273 - There's someone else in that trailer, isn't there? - I've done a repulsive thing. 315 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,740 Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty? 316 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,805 - Shh! - How long? 317 00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,347 - When did this start? - Oh, come on! This is the first time. 318 00:16:53,019 --> 00:16:55,510 Every Friday for the last eight years. 319 00:16:55,622 --> 00:16:57,419 - Daddy... - Horny. I got that. 320 00:16:57,524 --> 00:17:00,425 Hey, wait a minute. This is easy. This is an easy one. 321 00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:03,121 I'll go in there with Kitty, I'll do my thing... 322 00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:06,926 and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth... This is a hard one. 323 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,001 - She's your secretary. - You're right. 324 00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,127 Family first. 325 00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:13,467 Take care of Kitty. Michael. 326 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:15,541 I need you now. 327 00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:19,009 "International accounts" need me? 328 00:17:19,112 --> 00:17:21,012 And so an agreement was made. 329 00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:22,809 George Sr. would reveal the truth... 330 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:26,283 and Michael would make sure Kitty didn't come out of the trailer. 331 00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:28,616 Yeah? 332 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:30,814 I need you to come to the prison. 333 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,358 - I'm at the prison. - You're here? 334 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:37,191 I'm delivering this strongly worded letter I wrote... 335 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,458 lit by nothing but natural light. 336 00:17:39,566 --> 00:17:42,660 Well, how would you like that touch lamp and the office... 337 00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:47,297 and... what the hell... full use of the secretary? 338 00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:53,171 Thank you for doing this. It means a... It means a lot. 339 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:56,510 I, uh... Okay, I'll get down on the couch. 340 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:59,983 I'm not going to have sex with you, George. 341 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:03,385 I came to tell you how much I hate you for what you've done to this family. 342 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:05,822 - You're angry. - You've ruined us. 343 00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:09,827 I've ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. 344 00:18:09,929 --> 00:18:13,387 The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and spa treatments... 345 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:17,095 Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated... my body. 346 00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:19,330 Can I help it if you've got a fantastic body? 347 00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:23,273 And you're as powerful as a bear. 348 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:27,503 My husband the bear. 349 00:18:27,614 --> 00:18:29,946 This bear needs some honey, wife. 350 00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:33,177 Oh, God, I missed you! 351 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,517 Gob, meanwhile, stalled to keep Kitty in the other trailer. 352 00:18:36,623 --> 00:18:38,022 Glasses off. 353 00:18:38,124 --> 00:18:39,421 Glasses on. 354 00:18:39,526 --> 00:18:41,357 Hair up. 355 00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:43,361 Glasses off. 356 00:18:43,463 --> 00:18:46,455 Down, on. Have we done up, off? 357 00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:48,761 - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong. - And bright. 358 00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:51,769 Wrong a-and bright. 359 00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:53,862 This... 360 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:56,373 That's be... brighter! 361 00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:58,376 God! Damn. 362 00:18:58,478 --> 00:19:00,708 I'm just gonna wash up real quick. 363 00:19:00,813 --> 00:19:03,907 Uh, I think I'm gonna go with... with down and off. 364 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,985 Gob had to do the right thing. 365 00:19:10,189 --> 00:19:13,215 But as he headed to his car, he ran into the warden... 366 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,419 who hadjust read his strongly worded letter. 367 00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:18,986 Well, if it isn't "Sincerely Yours." 368 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,828 And so Gob was detained against the window of the trailer... 369 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:25,802 his parents were becoming intimate in. 370 00:19:25,905 --> 00:19:28,738 Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do? 371 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,640 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, where were you? 372 00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:39,274 I had to help out your grandfather... 373 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:42,286 and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. 374 00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,288 Pretty much a normal day for me. 375 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:46,324 How are you doing? 376 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:48,917 I'm fine, I guess. It's just... 377 00:19:49,028 --> 00:19:53,931 You think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn't bother you that much. 378 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:56,934 But if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there. 379 00:19:57,036 --> 00:20:00,028 And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it. 380 00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:02,039 I know I act tough, but l... 381 00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:03,802 Is this what you're worried about? 382 00:20:05,612 --> 00:20:07,512 'Cause I got news... 383 00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,844 he's, uh... he's guilty. 384 00:20:09,949 --> 00:20:12,144 He is? 385 00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:13,718 Oh, yeah. 386 00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:16,846 Incredibly guilty. 387 00:20:23,663 --> 00:20:25,961 On the next Arrested Development. 388 00:20:26,065 --> 00:20:28,795 Tobias talks Lindsay into another session. 389 00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:31,563 I've decided that... 390 00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:35,471 I want to become an actor too. 391 00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:40,435 And George Sr. makes good... 392 00:20:40,546 --> 00:20:43,674 on his promise to come clean on the international accounts. 393 00:20:43,783 --> 00:20:48,083 There's a good chance that l... that I may... 394 00:20:48,187 --> 00:20:50,314 have committed some, um... 395 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:54,985 light... treason.