1 00:00:02,189 --> 00:00:05,590 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,174 --> 00:00:24,440 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was fed up with his mother's extravagant spending. 6 00:00:24,545 --> 00:00:27,241 Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to... 7 00:00:27,348 --> 00:00:29,213 cut back on things that aren't necessities? 8 00:00:29,317 --> 00:00:32,115 - Like it was yesterday. - It was this morning... 9 00:00:32,219 --> 00:00:34,847 and now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht. 10 00:00:34,956 --> 00:00:38,585 - I'm selling that yacht. - Michael, you haven't heard why I want it. 11 00:00:38,693 --> 00:00:43,027 To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday. 12 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,395 I enjoy bicentennials as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that. 13 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:50,766 My neighbor Lucille Austero is constantly throwing parties for herself. 14 00:00:50,871 --> 00:00:54,136 - She's having another one in a week. - I'm not going to that. 15 00:00:54,241 --> 00:00:56,141 [Narrator] Buster had been avoiding Lucille Austero... 16 00:00:56,243 --> 00:01:00,873 since he accidentally flirted with her while not wearing his glasses. 17 00:01:00,982 --> 00:01:03,883 And then accidentally bid on her at a charity bachelorette auction. 18 00:01:03,985 --> 00:01:07,045 - Ten thousand dollars! - Buster. 19 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:10,715 And then accidentally entered her apartment, thinking it was his mother's. 20 00:01:10,825 --> 00:01:12,952 I need you right now. { Gasps] 21 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:16,223 Fellas, take a powder. 22 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:19,197 Oh, here comes the 10:15 conniption, right on time. 23 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:22,758 Honest to God, Buster, it's like every little thing makes you seize up in terror lately. 24 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:25,566 I have no idea where you get that from. 25 00:01:25,673 --> 00:01:28,836 Get away from that stove. You're going to light your hair on fire. 26 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:32,744 He's weak. 27 00:01:32,847 --> 00:01:35,907 Speaking of weak, Mom, what do you got in there, gold bars? 28 00:01:37,685 --> 00:01:41,246 Protein bars for your father. He's pumping up in prison. 29 00:01:41,355 --> 00:01:45,758 - No more parties. Okay, Mom? - You're my third least-favorite child. 30 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:48,158 I can live with that. 31 00:01:48,262 --> 00:01:52,198 [Narrator] Michael came home to find his mother's fourth least-favorite child. 32 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:55,462 - Heard you're selling the yacht. - Yeah. I had a couple in there this morning. 33 00:01:55,569 --> 00:01:56,968 Yeah, I know. 34 00:02:01,175 --> 00:02:03,609 Well, they got the Asian right. 35 00:02:03,711 --> 00:02:08,011 "Hotties" might be a stretch. 36 00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:11,676 Well, let's start with the little one. 37 00:02:11,786 --> 00:02:15,381 - You're not staying on the yacht, are you? - What do you want me to do? 38 00:02:15,489 --> 00:02:19,118 - Live full-time with Marta? - Or break up with her. 39 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:22,024 I'm sure there'd be somebody else out there that would appreciate her. 40 00:02:22,129 --> 00:02:24,222 [Narrator] In fact, Michael felt that man was himself. 41 00:02:24,331 --> 00:02:28,233 He had become infatuated with his brother's girlfriend... 42 00:02:28,335 --> 00:02:31,168 and was having difficulty keeping his love a secret. 43 00:02:31,272 --> 00:02:33,797 You have 48 hours to vacate the yacht. 44 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:38,368 Guys, I've got a great idea. I wanna throw Mom a party. 45 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:41,312 Would you... I just told Mom no more parties. 46 00:02:41,415 --> 00:02:45,545 I know, Michael. That's why this is the perfect opportunity to throw her a surprise party. 47 00:02:45,653 --> 00:02:47,985 - She'd never suspect it. - Is this her suggestion? 48 00:02:48,089 --> 00:02:51,991 No. I just think it's important to honor your parents. 49 00:02:52,093 --> 00:02:55,893 Why don't you start by visiting Dad in jail? You've never even been there. 50 00:02:55,996 --> 00:02:59,625 Michael, do you have any idea what would happen if I were to visit prison? 51 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:01,895 - Hmm. - It would be pandemonium. 52 00:03:02,002 --> 00:03:03,993 - Mm-hmm. - It'd just give Dad one more reason to think... 53 00:03:04,105 --> 00:03:06,505 that I've got nothing to offer but my looks. 54 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:10,543 Yeah, I got some of that... except he also didn't like my looks. 55 00:03:11,779 --> 00:03:14,577 Okay, Michael. I will go visit Dad... 56 00:03:14,682 --> 00:03:16,673 if you drive Mom to the restaurant for the surprise party. 57 00:03:16,784 --> 00:03:19,582 I'll just pretend that I'm taking her out that evening. 58 00:03:19,687 --> 00:03:22,884 - Come on. That would never happen. - She can't drive herself. 59 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:25,959 - I mean, she's the world's worst driver. - Lindsay was not exaggerating. 60 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:31,020 Lucille had recently been featured on Fox's World's Worst Drivers. 61 00:03:32,633 --> 00:03:35,101 Yeah. I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed. 62 00:03:35,202 --> 00:03:38,399 She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. 63 00:03:38,506 --> 00:03:40,235 Not my best work though. She wanted to look 48. 64 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:42,901 I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. 65 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:45,376 We ended up checking "Albino" on the form. 66 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:47,970 Come on, Michael. Who knows how long our parents are going to be around. 67 00:03:48,082 --> 00:03:51,381 I gotta tell ya. I was over at her place today, and she looked a little frail. 68 00:03:51,485 --> 00:03:54,886 She was having trouble even lifting up this bag of groceries. 69 00:03:54,989 --> 00:03:58,220 All right. We will do the surprise party. 70 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,953 [Maeby] For Gangy? 71 00:04:01,061 --> 00:04:05,054 - Yeah, how did you know? - She called and invited us. 72 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:09,159 - Okay, so it was her idea. - We don't have to go, do we? 73 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:13,229 Come on. This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. 74 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:18,277 [Narrator] And Lindsay went to the prison to visit her father for the first time. 75 00:04:18,379 --> 00:04:20,904 But didn't get the reception she was expecting. 76 00:04:22,783 --> 00:04:25,775 I wanna thank you for coming here. It took a lot of guts. 77 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:30,289 The reason I'm here today is because I felt that I needed to say something. 78 00:04:30,391 --> 00:04:32,757 - Oh, okay. - My whole life... 79 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:35,351 all you've ever praised me for is my looks. 80 00:04:35,462 --> 00:04:37,930 - Oh, no. Your looks... - Yes, Dad. 81 00:04:38,032 --> 00:04:40,660 I mean, it's always been Michael's got the brains... 82 00:04:40,768 --> 00:04:44,431 Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the... 83 00:04:45,706 --> 00:04:48,334 - High-fastening pants. - Have you said that? 84 00:04:48,442 --> 00:04:50,376 No. I'm saying that now. 85 00:04:50,477 --> 00:04:53,605 So, anyway. Look, if you're wondering why I haven't visited... 86 00:04:53,714 --> 00:04:57,047 maybe it's because I wanted to be thought of as more than just a beautiful face. 87 00:04:57,151 --> 00:05:00,120 And a gorgeous head of hair. 88 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:06,348 [Narrator] Lindsay was surprised once again that no heads were turned. 89 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:08,189 { Scoffs] 90 00:05:08,295 --> 00:05:12,356 I'm gonna go shopping. I'll be back tomorrow. 91 00:05:14,235 --> 00:05:14,335 [Narrator] George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 92 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:17,862 [Narrator] George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 93 00:05:17,972 --> 00:05:20,338 and felt happy to have a cousin he couldjust see a movie with. 94 00:05:20,441 --> 00:05:25,640 [Man] It was a love between two cousins that the world thought was wrong. 95 00:05:25,746 --> 00:05:31,207 - But it was the world that was wrong. - { Speaking French] 96 00:05:31,318 --> 00:05:33,684 - We have got to see this movie. - Excuse me, kids? 97 00:05:33,787 --> 00:05:35,914 Can I see your I.D.'s? 98 00:05:40,094 --> 00:05:43,154 [Narrator] And Michael was driving his mother to her surprise party. 99 00:05:43,264 --> 00:05:46,722 Where on earth are we going? 100 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:49,803 Left at the next corner. 101 00:05:49,904 --> 00:05:51,838 - You know, Michael? - Yeah? 102 00:05:51,939 --> 00:05:54,237 I'd be happy to drive if you want me to. 103 00:05:54,341 --> 00:05:57,606 It's better than sitting here with Buster's stupid rock behind me. 104 00:05:57,745 --> 00:05:59,679 [Narrator] Buster had recently brought the rock home... 105 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:03,910 from an archeological dig, but had yet to find a way to get it out of the car. 106 00:06:04,018 --> 00:06:06,714 Mom, you've already got two strikes on your record. 107 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:10,187 You strike one more person, and it's technically a spree. 108 00:06:12,226 --> 00:06:16,856 Are we going to the back? Is this what I think it is? 109 00:06:16,964 --> 00:06:21,367 - Surprise! - [Narrator] And she was surprised... 110 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:26,531 - that her family didn't show up. - So this is what my children think of me. 111 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:31,976 ?? [TV: '60s Sitcom Theme] 112 00:06:34,715 --> 00:06:37,343 - ?? [Continues] - [TVClicks Off] 113 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:42,080 Where the... { Beeps] was everybody? 114 00:06:42,189 --> 00:06:44,919 - What are you talking about? - Mom's party. Where were you guys? 115 00:06:45,993 --> 00:06:47,893 It's the first I've heard about it. 116 00:06:48,996 --> 00:06:53,296 - What about you? Neiman's? - Prison. 117 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,894 Then Neiman's. But only because I'm going back to prison, and they've seen me in this. 118 00:06:58,005 --> 00:07:02,135 Buster? You of all people. Where were you, buddy? 119 00:07:02,242 --> 00:07:04,073 You barely even leave Mom's apartment. 120 00:07:04,178 --> 00:07:08,012 [Narrator] In fact, Buster was worried about running into Lucille 2. 121 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:10,140 So he never left his mother's apartment. 122 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:15,051 Lucille 2 was also supposed to go, but was waiting until she saw Buster emerge. 123 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:22,486 Tonight, Mother was humiliated. 124 00:07:22,596 --> 00:07:25,394 And I wanna throw her another surprise party... a real one. 125 00:07:25,499 --> 00:07:27,831 One where she's not the one that's yelling "Surprise." 126 00:07:27,935 --> 00:07:31,371 - Mom yelled "Surprise"? - Yeah. She went from giddy to devastated. 127 00:07:31,472 --> 00:07:33,997 I mean, it would've been funny if it wasn't so... 128 00:07:34,108 --> 00:07:36,372 Well, it was kind of funny. 129 00:07:36,477 --> 00:07:38,604 What frail act got you this time, Michael? 130 00:07:38,712 --> 00:07:43,149 She couldn't open a jar? What, did a clump of her hair come out in your hands? 131 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,946 - { Laughs] - No. It was something that she said at dinner. 132 00:07:46,053 --> 00:07:48,681 It's dry. 133 00:07:48,789 --> 00:07:51,349 You know, Mom, I'm sorry you're upset. But, you know... 134 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:55,451 if you were nicer, then maybe your kids would take better care of you, you know? 135 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,030 Or-Or wanna be with you more. 136 00:08:02,236 --> 00:08:04,295 I've been a horrible mother. 137 00:08:04,405 --> 00:08:07,169 No, Mom. You're great. 138 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:09,572 You've been a great mother. 139 00:08:09,676 --> 00:08:12,975 - Well, you know she's been a horrible mother, right? - You don't have to tell me. 140 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,572 But what was I gonna say? All right? So, it's a party. 141 00:08:18,118 --> 00:08:20,484 I mean, if you're not gonna do it for Mom, do it for me. 142 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,317 Okay. But I think a party's a little excessive. 143 00:08:25,092 --> 00:08:28,721 Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you? 144 00:08:28,829 --> 00:08:31,798 - Yeah. - 'Cause I really like Mom. 145 00:08:31,899 --> 00:08:34,663 We know. 146 00:08:34,768 --> 00:08:37,134 [Narrator] The next day, Buster decided it was time to deal with... 147 00:08:37,237 --> 00:08:39,705 the situation with Lucille Austero. 148 00:08:39,807 --> 00:08:42,435 I've already got a Lucille in my life. 149 00:08:44,511 --> 00:08:47,912 I understand. That's healthy. 150 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:50,176 I didn't mean to lead you on. 151 00:08:50,284 --> 00:08:53,515 - Oh, Buster. I feel so foolish. - No. 152 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:58,080 Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. 153 00:08:58,192 --> 00:09:00,387 - Am I needy? - No. 154 00:09:00,494 --> 00:09:03,793 Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. 155 00:09:03,897 --> 00:09:06,866 You know, we're probably not that different, you and me. 156 00:09:06,967 --> 00:09:09,527 You and I. Is it "l" or is it "me"? 157 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:14,471 - Buster, it's us. - Yes. It is us. Us. 158 00:09:24,351 --> 00:09:27,616 { Both Chuckle Nervously] 159 00:09:27,721 --> 00:09:30,815 [Narrator] Under the pretense of driving his mother somewhere else... 160 00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:33,085 Michael, once again, arrived at the restaurant. 161 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:35,753 Michael, did you do this again? 162 00:09:35,863 --> 00:09:39,731 - Surprise! - And once again, no one showed up. 163 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,733 [Waiter] Get up. 164 00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:46,432 I told you. They don't support me. 165 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:48,838 I hate to tell you, Mom, but they don't support me either. 166 00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:52,241 I sat down and I told them this was important to me. 167 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:58,949 - You did that for me? - I let you drive, didn't I? 168 00:09:59,052 --> 00:10:02,510 Yes, you did, Michael, and I'm loving it. 169 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:06,081 You're a good son. You always do things for others. 170 00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:08,423 You're the only one holding this family together. 171 00:10:08,529 --> 00:10:11,089 And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. 172 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:14,656 You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family. 173 00:10:15,903 --> 00:10:17,928 Hey. Is that Gob? 174 00:10:18,038 --> 00:10:21,599 It's an idiot on a scooter at night? It's gotta be Gob. 175 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,836 - Let's give him a scare. - Hmm? 176 00:10:24,945 --> 00:10:28,608 - No, Mom. I don't think we should. - A nice little scare. 177 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:34,153 - { Revs Engine] - Hey, big shot, too busy to go to your mother's party? 178 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:37,883 - Mom, that is not Gob. Mom.! Mom.! - [Tires Screech] 179 00:10:37,991 --> 00:10:40,221 [Static] 180 00:10:49,069 --> 00:10:52,698 - You okay, sir? - { Groans] 181 00:10:52,806 --> 00:10:56,207 Yeah. I guess. How's my mom? She's so frail. 182 00:10:56,310 --> 00:11:00,269 I'm fine. I'm fine. I was thrown clear. 183 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:03,144 I only care about you. 184 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:13,687 - How are you feeling? - Actually, my head does not hurt at all. 185 00:11:13,794 --> 00:11:17,753 - What did you give me? - Your mother asked me to pump you full of... 186 00:11:17,864 --> 00:11:21,698 - Children's aspirin. - Okay. 187 00:11:21,802 --> 00:11:25,932 You know, it's funny. I remember, um, leaving the restaurant. 188 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:28,837 And then, uh, I was driving, I guess. 189 00:11:28,942 --> 00:11:31,103 l-I just... I cannot picture it. 190 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,838 That's pretty common, actually. 191 00:11:32,946 --> 00:11:36,507 It's just short-term memory loss from the bump on the back of your head. 192 00:11:36,617 --> 00:11:40,178 I can't believe I did this. { Sighs] My insurance rates are gonna go through the roof. 193 00:11:40,287 --> 00:11:44,724 That's not what matters now. Here, get comfortable. Scoot up. 194 00:11:44,825 --> 00:11:48,386 "Scoot"? Scooter. Was there a scooter involved? 195 00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:52,431 { Gasps] Oh, dear. I can't believe I did that. 196 00:11:52,532 --> 00:11:55,660 - I am so sorry. I'll get you some air. - I hardly felt it. 197 00:11:55,769 --> 00:11:58,636 In fact, actually, uh, I didn't feel it. 198 00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:02,175 - [Glass Shatters] - What was that? 199 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:08,303 Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? 200 00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:12,715 It was a wild, wild ride. 201 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,447 But is this something we can do? 202 00:12:15,555 --> 00:12:18,524 Is this something society will allow? 203 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:21,116 I don't care what other people think. 204 00:12:21,228 --> 00:12:26,689 My God, for the first time in years I felt like I was standing on solid ground. 205 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,133 You know, my panic attacks have decreased. 206 00:12:30,237 --> 00:12:34,867 I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even. 207 00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:38,809 { Giggles] I mean, for the first time in my life... 208 00:12:38,912 --> 00:12:40,709 { Gasps] 209 00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,643 I'll call Dr. Miller. 210 00:12:46,753 --> 00:12:49,881 - [Cell Phone Ringing] - Oh. Excuse me. 211 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:54,450 Hello. Oh, my God. I'm getting my gauze. 212 00:12:54,561 --> 00:12:58,019 You know, I should call George Michael. I'm worried about my son. 213 00:12:58,131 --> 00:13:02,033 I'm worried about my son. George Michael will be fine with his aunt and uncle. 214 00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:05,593 I want you resting, not using the phone. 215 00:13:05,706 --> 00:13:11,144 - Let me take care of you. - You know, you really are more generous than I can remember. 216 00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:14,213 But that's what a parent does, huh? You put your kid first? 217 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,143 Rest up, sweetie. You gave me quite a scare. 218 00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:25,156 Scare. Did somebody say, "Let's give him a sc..." 219 00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:30,218 { Gasps] What is the matter with me? Clumsy Clara. 220 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:33,788 Totally cool. Didn't feel a thing. You know, Mom, I'm crazy about this aspirin. 221 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,994 I can't believe we give it to children. 222 00:13:37,104 --> 00:13:40,767 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, was being visited by Michael's son, George Michael. 223 00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:42,933 Michael? George Michael. 224 00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:45,603 - You've gotta go. - [Woman] Wait. 225 00:13:45,712 --> 00:13:48,340 - [Water Splashes] - Uncle Gob, is this a bad time? 226 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:51,747 No. Are you kidding? So, what's up? 227 00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:55,253 I, uh, need you to make some fake I.D.'s for me and Maeby. 228 00:13:55,355 --> 00:13:58,153 - Like a passport? - Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. 229 00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:02,285 Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think. 230 00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:06,230 Look, I don't want you thinking that your uncle is some sleazy character from the docks. 231 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,824 - Good morning. - How are you? 232 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:14,233 She's an Olympian... hopeful. 233 00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:19,142 Swimming and some coaching. Yes, I will make the I.D.'s for you. 234 00:14:19,246 --> 00:14:21,305 But we're gonna have to make this quick. Your dad wants me out of here by noon. 235 00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:23,975 I wouldn't worry about him. He's staying at Gangy's. 236 00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:26,143 Yeah, he got in a car accident on the way back from her birthday party. 237 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:28,721 - Man, I told him not to let her drive. - No. It was him driving. 238 00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:32,553 She's taking good care of him too. She won't even let him use the phone. 239 00:14:32,659 --> 00:14:36,993 - So you're telling me that he can't go anywhere and he's incommunicado? - Right. 240 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:40,555 [Narrator] That's when Gob decided to take the yacht to South America for the summer. 241 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:44,068 I gotta alert this boat's crew. 242 00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:47,265 They'll be devastated. 243 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:53,309 [Narrator] Lindsay put on her new outfit and returned to prison. 244 00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:04,880 Back at Lucille's, Michael was still piecing together the accident. 245 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,789 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, brother. 246 00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:12,189 - Dr. Miller? - Yeah. 247 00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:16,759 I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date. { Laughs] 248 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:18,804 Oh. Well, women love to laugh. 249 00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:23,433 It was worth it to be away from Mom's controlling grasp. 250 00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:27,809 Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head? 251 00:15:27,914 --> 00:15:31,509 Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer. 252 00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:34,086 Gob was there. 253 00:15:34,187 --> 00:15:36,815 Gob was on his scooter. 254 00:15:36,923 --> 00:15:38,823 { Gasps] I think I wanted to hit Gob. 255 00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:43,658 Yes. That is exactly what happened. You wanted to give Gob a scare. 256 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:45,560 I don't know why. 257 00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:49,996 I think I do. 258 00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:54,040 Thanks, Mom. 259 00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:01,447 [Narrator] George Sr. was once again being visited by his daughter. 260 00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:03,675 That's it. I don't want... You can't... I don't... 261 00:16:03,783 --> 00:16:05,774 Please, you gotta stop coming here. 262 00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:07,820 It is obvious I'm not wearing a bra, right? 263 00:16:07,921 --> 00:16:13,223 I can't take this anymore. I, um... Uh, I'm paying far too big a price for this. 264 00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:16,523 Well, what about me? This is the third time I've come here. 265 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:20,691 - I haven't even been remotely harassed. - That is not what I'm paying for. 266 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,894 Have I lost it? Did I ever even have it? 267 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:26,131 I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands. 268 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,469 - What? - Gold. Krugerrands. 269 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:32,705 Your mother snuck 'em in here stuffed in energy bar wrappers... 270 00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:36,748 to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse. 271 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:40,149 - Stabbed? - In a way. 272 00:16:40,253 --> 00:16:43,381 I used them to pay off the other guys. 273 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:48,484 To stop them from hollering obscenities at my... my little girl. 274 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:52,998 But you keep coming back here, honey, and I'm going broke. 275 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:57,329 That's all I ever wanted from you, Daddy. 276 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,837 For you to spend money on me. 277 00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:05,604 [Guard] No touching.! 278 00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:09,575 Gob, I want you to move back on to the yacht. 279 00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:12,811 The yacht? What makes you think I'd want to now? 280 00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:14,853 Well, I know that you've been looking for... 281 00:17:14,955 --> 00:17:16,354 - [Horn Blows] - What was that? 282 00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:18,424 I think that was on your end. 283 00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:21,892 The truth is, I can wait on selling the yacht. It's just money, right? 284 00:17:21,995 --> 00:17:24,623 Wow. How hard did you hit that steering wheel? 285 00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:27,859 - I actually hit the back of my head. - The back of your head? 286 00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:31,665 Yeah. Gob, the accident only happened because... 287 00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:34,239 I was trying to scare you. 288 00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:37,401 - Maybe even hurt you. - That doesn't sound like you. 289 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:39,410 It sounds like Mom. 290 00:17:39,512 --> 00:17:42,242 Can we please just lay off Mom for a change? 291 00:17:42,349 --> 00:17:45,944 She's the one that helped me remember what happened. I'm the bad guy here. Not her. 292 00:17:46,052 --> 00:17:50,921 And definitely not you, so, would you please just take the yacht? 293 00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:53,584 I'll think about it. 294 00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:58,953 South America sounds good. 295 00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:02,364 But a chance to expose Mom? 296 00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:06,769 - Turn this skiff around. - We haven't even left the dock. 297 00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:10,638 But "skiff" is appropriate, right? 298 00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:14,440 [Narrator] Gob rushed to shore to spare his brother... 299 00:18:14,547 --> 00:18:16,674 from what he was certain were his mother's machinations. 300 00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:19,752 - { Michael] What are you doing? - Hey. Open this door. 301 00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:21,821 - You've been set up. - Michael.! 302 00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:24,719 There's no way you were trying to hurt me. You don't hate me. 303 00:18:24,824 --> 00:18:27,418 Mom hates me. You kind of like me. 304 00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,154 - Yeah. I kind of like you. - Yeah. 305 00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:32,095 - [Lucille] Michael, I need your help. - Coming. 306 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,133 - Ow! I got hit back there. - Right! 307 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:38,534 On the back of the head, which means that you couldn't have hit the steering wheel. 308 00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:41,607 Mom must have clubbed you with a champagne bottle or something so she could drive. 309 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:44,370 - Gob, how'd you figure it out? - It's funny you should ask that... 310 00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:46,775 No. He didn't figure anything out. 311 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,974 I probably got hit on the back of the head because of Buster's rock. 312 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,052 - Hey, big shot! - [Knocking] 313 00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:56,514 Which was behind the passenger seat. 314 00:18:56,623 --> 00:19:00,787 Which means that she picked you up and dragged you over to the driver's seat. 315 00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:04,295 Mom can't pick me up. She could barely pick up that bag of protein bars. 316 00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:07,461 Guess what? They weren't protein bars. 317 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:12,027 They were gold Krugerrands. And Dad finally paid attention to my intellect. 318 00:19:12,138 --> 00:19:13,799 - { Lucille] Open this door! - Gob, this is nuts. 319 00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:16,535 - Mother is frail. - { Clattering] 320 00:19:16,643 --> 00:19:19,305 - Stop this nonsense this instant! - You set him up, Mom. 321 00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:22,711 I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it... 322 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:26,274 because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other. 323 00:19:28,488 --> 00:19:31,924 - You were going to South America? - I don't think so. 324 00:19:34,427 --> 00:19:37,225 Mom, you and I were getting along so well. I was thinking so highly of you. 325 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,924 How could you make me think this was all my fault? 326 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,331 Because if you knew it was my fault, you would've turned against me. 327 00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:46,769 And I had finally gotten you on my side. You were sticking up for me. 328 00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,103 l-I don't even remember you ever doing that before. 329 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:51,905 I just want my children to love me. 330 00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:56,175 Stop lying. Stop manipulating. Just be nicer. 331 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,341 But... 332 00:20:05,492 --> 00:20:07,460 You're right. 333 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:15,926 I'm a horrible mother. 334 00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:22,236 - No, no, Mom. You're great. - That's crazy talk. 335 00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:24,742 - You're a fantastic mother. - I can't believe what I'm hearing, Mother. 336 00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:27,039 Oh, we do. We really love you. 337 00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:29,115 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 338 00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:33,345 George Michael and Maeby sneak back into Les Cousins Dangereux. 339 00:20:33,453 --> 00:20:36,217 Excuse me. You're too young to be holding that ticket. 340 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,983 - Let's go. - I can't go to jail. 341 00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:41,219 - Let's just watch cartoons. - Sir, we will not be starting with Les Cousins... 342 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,956 - until you leave. - Excuse me, but I thought my A.A.R.P. card... 343 00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:48,522 - was good for one and a guest. - You know what? I knew society would never accept this. 344 00:20:48,635 --> 00:20:53,595 - And they never will. - [Narrator] Michael's insurance takes another hit. 345 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,264 { Grunts] 346 00:20:57,043 --> 00:21:01,173 - { Groans] Ow! - ?? { Rock] 347 00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:03,977 I was definitely driving that time.