1 00:00:00,631 --> 00:00:04,032 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,135 --> 00:00:06,126 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,237 --> 00:00:08,228 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,745 --> 00:00:15,406 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:20,651 Before going to work, Michael decided to have a little fun. 6 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:24,588 I'm doing a little cost-projection analysis for a mini-mall. 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,182 Wow. That's pretty cool you know how to do all that stuff. 8 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:32,596 Yeah. Well, maybe your old man is just a little bit cooler than you thought he was. 9 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:37,261 Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair. 10 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:41,034 But it's also this stupid model home furniture. 11 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:44,474 Maybe I oughta get myself one of those nice leather chairs from work. 12 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:48,639 - People can take chairs home from work? - Well, not everybody. 13 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,217 But I'm the president of the Bluth Company since Dad's in jail. 14 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:54,116 It's okay if I take a little something from work, you know? 15 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,713 Yeah, but isn't that why Grandpa's in jail, because he took things from work? 16 00:00:57,824 --> 00:00:59,792 You're a good kid, you know that? 17 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:04,023 I mean, a chair costs money, so it's like stealing, and you always say... 18 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,860 Not stealing. Not. 19 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:10,528 I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad, all right? 20 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,936 I'm just saying, you know, if I got a leather chair, okay? 21 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,635 And I get to lean back... Oh, this one's gonna go. 22 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:24,144 Leather chair? So, you're against stealing, but skinning cows is cool with you. 23 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:28,984 I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, your concern is getting embarrassing. 24 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,058 - Since when are you against leather? - You're not even a vegetarian. 25 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,525 I'm not against the insides. People need meat to survive. 26 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,096 You are aware they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right? 27 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:41,327 Hi, Michael. 28 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:45,064 Marta, hi. Hey, it's Marta. 29 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:48,733 Hey, Marta, everybody. Great to see you. 30 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,902 - I was just looking for Gob. - Well, you're his girlfriend. 31 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,276 Michael wished Marta was his girlfriend. 32 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,679 A secret he had only shared with Lindsay. 33 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,980 Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career... 34 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:03,614 - but I never would do that. - Neither would I. What career? 35 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,852 - The magic? - Oh, the tricks. The little tricks. 36 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,589 - Those are great. - Well, he didn't like my reaction to his new one. 37 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,688 Real needle. Real apple. 38 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,801 Real neck. 39 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:23,208 ÉI es zombi! 40 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,801 They're children! How could you do that? 41 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:29,712 Oh, sure. First you dump all over it, now you wanna know how it's done. 42 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,444 - And I wanted to apologize. - Well, he hasn't been here. 43 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:36,454 But he said he was staying here. Oh, my God. 44 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:39,286 - Maybe he's staying with another woman. - No, no, no. No, no. 45 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,691 He is staying here. I just haven't seen him here... 46 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,957 the foyer or the kitchen. 47 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:48,728 - Well, that's a relief. - Yeah. 48 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,498 - Well, tell him to call me when he gets in. - I sure will, Marta. 49 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,631 - If you remember. - I will remember. 50 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:57,539 Yeah. I'll give him the message though. Okay. 51 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:00,010 - She's gone. - Yep. Got it. 52 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,581 - You are too nice. - Oh, come on. What was I supposed to do? 53 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:06,140 Tell her that Gob is not staying here? Tell her Gob is screwing around on her? 54 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:09,745 God knows where he is? Actually, that-that sounded okay. 55 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,881 Nah, you'll never be able to do it. You're too good. 56 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,085 - You're the noble one. - Thank you. 57 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,094 - The one who never wins. - l-I don't know about that. 58 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,630 - The loser. The fool. - Hmm? 59 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,767 She is such a hypocrite. Doesn't it drive you nuts? 60 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,862 - Crazy. Wait. Who is? Which part? - My mom. 61 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:29,441 She pretends to care about all these causes. 62 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,841 Lindsay had always been celebrated... 63 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,881 for her wine and cheese charity fund-raisers. 64 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:43,879 I mean, now she's anti-leather? Let's see how she feels when her daughter's pro-leather. 65 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,289 Wanna go shopping with me? I bet you could get something cool. 66 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,693 In fact, George Michael had been trying to prove to Maeby... 67 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,925 that he was macho, after an embarrassing brush with her. 68 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:57,299 Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine. 69 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,870 So I'm thinking of getting a motorcycle. 70 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:04,967 I'm gonna need a leather jacket when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide. 71 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:10,539 There's my little girl. I've got great news. Daddy has the entire day off. 72 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,016 But you have every day off. You don't have a job. 73 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,850 Well... I don't need money to hang out with my daughter. Where are you going? 74 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,482 - We're going shopping. - Oh, no, no. I can't do that. 75 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:23,051 The next day, Michael was stopped on his way to work. 76 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:24,926 - Get in. - What? 77 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:28,592 If you care about your brother, you'll get in this car. 78 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:32,365 - Which brother? - Gob. 79 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,983 Let me be clearer. 80 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:49,181 Tell him Rollo wants him to say good-bye to his legs. 81 00:05:01,162 --> 00:05:03,722 - Michael went looking for Gob. - Mom. 82 00:05:03,831 --> 00:05:07,460 I'm so glad you're here. I want you to help me break up your brother and his girlfriend. 83 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,298 Well, I'm all for that. We've just gotta find him first. 84 00:05:10,404 --> 00:05:13,567 - He's locked on the balcony. - Oh. 85 00:05:13,674 --> 00:05:16,142 You meant Buster. I thought you were talking about Gob. 86 00:05:16,243 --> 00:05:19,076 No. I will not have Buster dating my best friend. 87 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:22,149 Tension had been high between the two Lucilles... 88 00:05:22,249 --> 00:05:24,717 since Buster had announced he'd been dating her. 89 00:05:24,818 --> 00:05:29,653 Although neither had addressed this, both had given indications of their true feelings. 90 00:05:29,757 --> 00:05:33,386 - Mom, you're ruining our fort. - I mean, she's been a family friend for years. 91 00:05:33,494 --> 00:05:36,088 It's just... creepy. 92 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:39,598 Hi, buddy. Mom, I think you might be overreacting. 93 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:41,964 She changed him as a baby. 94 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:45,527 Okay. That-That's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard. 95 00:05:45,639 --> 00:05:47,766 That's why she didn't look surprised. 96 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:51,606 You're the only child who chose a spouse I liked, and she's the one who had to die. 97 00:05:51,712 --> 00:05:54,613 I know. That's rough for you. Mom, I'm looking for Gob. 98 00:05:54,715 --> 00:05:58,242 There's some people after him, and I don't know whether it's gambling or what... 99 00:05:58,352 --> 00:06:01,446 but, um, they wanna break his legs. 100 00:06:01,555 --> 00:06:03,955 It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. 101 00:06:04,058 --> 00:06:07,858 Oh, don't give me that look. 102 00:06:07,962 --> 00:06:10,396 I happen to be a more caring mother than most. 103 00:06:10,497 --> 00:06:13,523 - Where's my bed? - I put it in storage. 104 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:17,400 I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with. 105 00:06:17,504 --> 00:06:23,136 Okay. Before I leave this place for the last time ever, has anyone seen Gob? 106 00:06:23,244 --> 00:06:27,408 I saw him last night at the Playtime Pizza Theater. On my date. 107 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:30,074 Of which I have another one tonight. 108 00:06:30,184 --> 00:06:32,550 And I'm going to continue dating, Mom. 109 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:35,451 Sounds a little bit like "dating Mom." 110 00:06:35,556 --> 00:06:39,185 - It's starting to feel a little like it. - Hmm. 111 00:06:39,293 --> 00:06:42,922 Lucille decided she needed the help of Buster's father. 112 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:45,794 Unfortunately, after a recent escape attempt... 113 00:06:45,899 --> 00:06:49,027 George Sr. had been put in solitary confinement. 114 00:07:16,297 --> 00:07:18,857 Michael went to find his brother at his latest gig. 115 00:07:18,966 --> 00:07:21,298 - What's up, Mike? - Yeah. What are you doing here? 116 00:07:21,402 --> 00:07:24,200 Can't get any work, Mike. Magicians' Alliance has blackballed me... 117 00:07:24,305 --> 00:07:26,205 - from every venue in town. - Hmm. 118 00:07:26,307 --> 00:07:28,366 Even my own so-called girlfriend doesn't believe in me. 119 00:07:28,475 --> 00:07:31,103 Well, I don't wanna get into that part of your life anymore. 120 00:07:31,211 --> 00:07:34,180 Okay. Listen, I just came here to tell you that this guy named Rollo... 121 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:36,215 pulled me over and made some threats. 122 00:07:36,317 --> 00:07:38,785 - What kind of threats? - He said to say good-bye to your legs. 123 00:07:38,886 --> 00:07:41,878 I don't know whether this guy's a mobster, a loan shark... 124 00:07:41,989 --> 00:07:43,957 - something equally scary. - A magician. 125 00:07:44,058 --> 00:07:48,324 I think you're confusing scary with silly. This guy was frightening. He was in a limo. 126 00:07:48,429 --> 00:07:52,331 No, he's a magician. He replaced me in the Alliance. 127 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,663 He's the reason I gotta do my act in this hellhole. 128 00:07:54,768 --> 00:07:57,236 - Why does he wanna break your legs? - He doesn't wanna break my legs. 129 00:07:57,338 --> 00:07:59,738 - He wants to take my legs. - l-I don't... 130 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,298 The legs... The bottom half of my saw-the-lady-in-half trick. 131 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:05,571 No, not now. I'm showing him how to do the trick. 132 00:08:05,679 --> 00:08:08,807 Two chicks curl up in a box. We call one the head and one the legs. 133 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:12,408 - So that's how they do it. - God, I gotta stop giving these things away. 134 00:08:12,519 --> 00:08:14,282 The top half there, what do you do about that? 135 00:08:14,388 --> 00:08:17,016 - I just get a volunteer from the crowd. - Oh, yeah? 136 00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:19,752 The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs. 137 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:22,624 I guess word really gets around in there. 138 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:25,927 So Rollo wants your legs, but you're cheating on Marta with those legs. 139 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:28,433 Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous. 140 00:08:28,535 --> 00:08:32,631 Is that why you haven't seen Marta for the past few days? This is about your love life. 141 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:35,265 I can't believe it. Just forget it. I came here to try to help... 142 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:39,972 - Hey, I appreciate your time. - Great. Great. 143 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,048 You know what, Gob? 144 00:08:42,149 --> 00:08:46,051 Marta is a once-in-a-lifetime woman. She's a treasure. 145 00:08:46,153 --> 00:08:48,348 And I don't think you're showing her enough respect, okay? 146 00:08:48,455 --> 00:08:50,616 She doesn't respect my career. 147 00:08:53,327 --> 00:08:55,795 Okay. 148 00:08:55,896 --> 00:08:58,023 He's having sex with a woman in his act? 149 00:08:58,132 --> 00:09:00,623 I gotta tell Marta what's going on. 150 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:03,999 First of all, she'll hate you for it. It's called shoot the messenger. 151 00:09:04,104 --> 00:09:06,572 Secondly, it's not in your nature. I mean, you're like Mr. Morals. 152 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,903 - You can't even take a desk chair. - Damn it. 153 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:13,639 l-I'm a saint, you know? I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. 154 00:09:13,747 --> 00:09:16,477 Well, you get a false feeling of superiority. 155 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:19,143 I know. That is nice, but this time, it's not enough. 156 00:09:19,253 --> 00:09:23,383 Why do I always have to be the one that has to set the good example for everyone? 157 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:27,290 - Hey, guys. - Oh, that's why. 158 00:09:29,596 --> 00:09:31,894 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, honey. 159 00:09:31,999 --> 00:09:35,230 Moo? 160 00:09:35,335 --> 00:09:38,099 Mmm. Moo, honey. 161 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,068 You have to be some sort of she hulk to get this. 162 00:09:42,176 --> 00:09:45,304 - You just gotta really dig. - Well, it's not... enjoy... 163 00:09:45,412 --> 00:09:49,109 Oh, Maeby, great news. I got my hands on some money. 164 00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:53,118 I can't say how or when... or where my wedding ring is... 165 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:57,657 but, my purse overfloweth as do my high spirits... 166 00:09:57,758 --> 00:10:01,216 - so a-shopping we must go. - Dad, we already went. 167 00:10:01,328 --> 00:10:04,923 That's why we're wearing all this leather. I'm really into leather. 168 00:10:05,032 --> 00:10:08,934 - Tell Mom. - Yes. 169 00:10:09,036 --> 00:10:13,905 - If you ever need to borrow any money or anything... - No. Thank you, no. 170 00:10:14,007 --> 00:10:17,443 So Tobias chose to pursue a common interest with his daughter. 171 00:10:17,544 --> 00:10:22,174 - May I help you? - I hope so. Um, I'm looking for something that says... 172 00:10:22,282 --> 00:10:26,275 - "Dad likes leather." - Something that says, "leather daddy"? 173 00:10:26,386 --> 00:10:28,411 Oh, is there such a thing? 174 00:10:28,522 --> 00:10:30,990 Later that day, Michael got a surprise visit. 175 00:10:31,091 --> 00:10:33,059 - Marta. What are you doing here? - I was looking for Gob. 176 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,459 - He said he was working here today. - Oh, yes? Please. 177 00:10:36,563 --> 00:10:40,795 He said that, huh? Said that he's working, huh? Wow. Here? 178 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:44,496 What else did he say? Did he tell you I gave him your message? 179 00:10:44,605 --> 00:10:47,335 - Not that I'm the messenger, you know? - He told me. 180 00:10:47,441 --> 00:10:50,467 I don't know what you said to him, but it really turned him around. 181 00:10:50,577 --> 00:10:54,570 - He said I was a treasure. - She's a treasure. 182 00:10:54,681 --> 00:10:58,310 And a once-in-a-lifetime woman. - Mm-hmm. 183 00:10:58,418 --> 00:11:02,752 Listen, Marta, Gob is... 184 00:11:05,259 --> 00:11:07,625 - a poet. - Mm. 185 00:11:07,728 --> 00:11:10,856 He's touched. I'm gonna tell him that you stopped by... 186 00:11:10,964 --> 00:11:14,092 - and, uh, you have a nice day. - Thank you. 187 00:11:14,201 --> 00:11:17,534 You're such a good brother. Always trying to help him. 188 00:11:17,638 --> 00:11:21,802 - He showed me the watch you gave him. - The watch? 189 00:11:21,909 --> 00:11:24,207 I appreciate your time. 190 00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,940 And so, for the first time, Michael set a plan in motion... 191 00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:30,175 to take something that didn't belong to him. 192 00:11:30,284 --> 00:11:34,983 You know, I was thinking, I'd like to help you guys out one more time. 193 00:11:35,088 --> 00:11:38,717 You know what you should do? You should surprise Gob onstage. 194 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:41,487 - I know that he's looking for a new assistant. - Really? 195 00:11:41,595 --> 00:11:43,119 - Mm-hmm. - Could you help me with that? 196 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:47,667 - Yes. - You really are a good guy, Michael. 197 00:11:47,768 --> 00:11:52,796 Well, you can't change who you are. 198 00:12:05,675 --> 00:12:06,476 Michael went to the popular magic parlor... 199 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,239 Michael went to the popular magic parlor... 200 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:11,472 the Gothic Castle, to ask a favor of Rollo. 201 00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:16,985 I was wondering if, uh... if you would give my brother a show? 202 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:21,147 One more chance to get back in with the Alliance. That's all I ask. 203 00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,521 And-And you will get your legs back. 204 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:25,992 How? 205 00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:29,030 You're asking me to reveal my trick? 206 00:12:29,132 --> 00:12:31,498 So Michael went to give his brother the good news. 207 00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:35,002 - Really, tomorrow night? - Yeah. You just gotta make sure you do the sawing in half trick. 208 00:12:35,104 --> 00:12:37,231 - I don't even have a top half. - Don't worry about that. 209 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,707 I got someone I want you to use. She's perfect. A great girl. You're doing me a favor. 210 00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:44,746 - Has she got big cans? - I'll see ya there, Gob. 211 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,042 - You're a good brother. - You're a horrible brother, Michael. 212 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:49,277 Pretty good, huh? 213 00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:52,047 You're gonna put Marta onstage with the legs? 214 00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:55,124 It's gonna blow up. Legs get upset. Marta gets upset. 215 00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:57,692 Marta leaves Gob, and I don't get shot. 216 00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,921 You'll never be able to pull the trigger on this. 217 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,862 - You can't escape it, Michael. You're the good guy. - Call me what you want. 218 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:07,698 - An impotent man-boy? - But it is done. The plan is in motion. 219 00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:12,969 - This just isn't you. - It's me now. It's the me that can recline. 220 00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:16,374 - Did that hurt? - No. 221 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,108 This stuff's kind of hot, isn't it? 222 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,344 - I hadn't noticed. - Hey, gang. 223 00:13:23,453 --> 00:13:27,082 Mind if squeeze in here for a moment? Oh! 224 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:30,159 Look at us. Who'd wanna mess with any of us, huh? 225 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:35,323 - Excuse me. - Yes. Oop. 226 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:41,362 - Did you get a job or something? - No. No, I didn't. 227 00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:45,737 Unless you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job. 228 00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:49,505 If l... 229 00:13:49,612 --> 00:13:54,106 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, buddy. You're still wearing that jacket, huh? 230 00:13:54,217 --> 00:13:56,742 - Yeah. I was just going for a new look. - Yeah? 231 00:13:56,853 --> 00:13:59,014 Trying to introduce some edge to the whole palette. 232 00:13:59,121 --> 00:14:01,783 - Hmm. Kind of liked you the way you were. - You did? 233 00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:03,984 Yeah. I mean, we can't really change who we are anyway, right? 234 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,654 Wish you'd told me that before I threw away my Windbreaker. 235 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,961 - Oh, you bought a chair. - Uh, no, actually, I borrowed it. Like we talked about. 236 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:16,027 Well, I thought we decided that was like stealing. 237 00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:18,333 Is that where we landed on that? 238 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,170 As Michael was becoming more selfish... 239 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,404 his father was choosing a more pious path. 240 00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:30,547 Which made Buster and Lucille's visit go much differently than planned. 241 00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:32,518 Why is there a piece of shoe on your head? 242 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:36,581 This is a... Well, it's a reminder that the divine presence... 243 00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:38,557 is always above me. 244 00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:43,621 Well, more importantly, Buster's been humping the widow Austero. 245 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,598 - Mom. - Is that true? 246 00:14:45,701 --> 00:14:48,363 No. We're taking it slow. 247 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,838 He stays there sometimes until 7:00, 8:00 at night. 248 00:14:51,941 --> 00:14:56,469 Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one who's going to take him to the dentist? 249 00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:59,013 She already has. 250 00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:09,825 - What? - "May you live. May you be well. I give you my blessing." 251 00:15:09,926 --> 00:15:13,054 - Wow! Really? - Are you out of your mind? 252 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,926 - Just follow the heart that God gave you, hmm? - No touching. 253 00:15:16,032 --> 00:15:20,162 No... 254 00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:27,572 Can you get me some of that peanut brittle? 255 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:31,773 On the night of the show, the family arrived at the Gothic Castle... 256 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:35,681 and in the green room, Michael was preparing Marta for the trick. 257 00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:40,381 At the bottom of the box. And you two guys are free to talk. 258 00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:42,252 Okay. Gob, Gob, Gob. 259 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,292 What is going on? Where's the top half? 260 00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:49,296 I have to teach her this trick. She's gotta fold her knees. 261 00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:52,697 It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you to worry though. I've already told her. 262 00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:54,963 Now where are the legs? Are they running late? 263 00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:58,302 - So is everyone here? - I think so. I haven't seen Tobias. 264 00:15:58,407 --> 00:16:01,535 In fact, Tobias had intended to come... 265 00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:04,875 but had a slight miscommunication with his cabdriver. 266 00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:07,449 - Where to, mate? - The Gothic Castle. 267 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:11,145 - Gothic Asshole? - That's what I said. 268 00:16:11,253 --> 00:16:14,051 And ended up in the wrong location. 269 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,555 Oh, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit. 270 00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:22,756 Yes, hello. I am looking for the magic. 271 00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:25,425 Danke schön. 272 00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:31,502 Oh. Hello, Lucille. 273 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:34,735 Hello, Lucille. Having a good time with my son? 274 00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:39,474 - Actually, we're having a wonderful time. - You know, he's damaged goods. 275 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,107 - He was born with a hole in his heart. - Now listen to me, Lucille. 276 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,779 - I'm gonna fill that hole, 'cause we're in love. - Oh, please. 277 00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,685 You're no more in love with him than I am. 278 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:51,453 Okay. We're all saying some things we're going to regret. 279 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,085 Meanwhile, Gob was almost ready to begin his show. 280 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:57,165 Okay. It's magic time. 281 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,666 - Hey, good luck out there now. - Listen, I got you something... 282 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:03,728 for being such a good guy... not that it's a surprise, you always are. 283 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,273 Oh, well, uh... 284 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,801 - My watch. - I want you to have it. 285 00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:13,711 Well, you've stolen so many things from me over the years. 286 00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:16,444 This is the first time you've ever given something back. 287 00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:20,545 I wanna try to be a better brother, like you are to me. 288 00:17:20,656 --> 00:17:22,954 We're ready for you. 289 00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:26,192 Gob... 290 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,787 have a good show out there. 291 00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:34,461 Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob. 292 00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:55,883 - Dad? - Hey, George Michael. 293 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,859 - Where's the leather jacket? - It's like you said... you can't change who you are. 294 00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:03,591 So what? So I don't have any hair on my arms or legs. So what? 295 00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:05,667 You know, a leather jacket's not gonna change that. 296 00:18:05,768 --> 00:18:08,430 You know, I was trying to act like a tough guy, and it's wrong. 297 00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:12,667 - I'm just a boring, old nice guy like you. - I'm not that nice. 298 00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:15,243 Dad, if this is about the chair... I've been thinking. 299 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,438 You deserve it. You know, it's not like you'd ever steal something big. 300 00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:22,005 Michael was having second thoughts about his plan. 301 00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:24,177 But then he got some unexpected help. 302 00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:27,687 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt. You'd better tell Gob, the legs aren't coming. 303 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:30,918 - Oh, my God. - I can't believe the legs would screw him like this. 304 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:34,894 This is his one last chance. They'll never let him in the Alliance again. 305 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:38,899 You have to do something. This is so important to me and Gob. 306 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:44,565 Where am I gonna get a pair of beautiful women's legs on such short notice? 307 00:18:46,475 --> 00:18:48,841 So, the trick went forward as planned. 308 00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:53,540 And now, my, hopefully, lovely assistant will join me. 309 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,302 Wiggle those sexy gams, lady. 310 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,997 I'm okay with myself. I'm okay with myself. 311 00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:27,345 Mom, did you see it? I'm back in. 312 00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:30,748 I've got the career back. 313 00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:33,754 - Thank you for coming. - And when Lucille noticed... 314 00:19:33,856 --> 00:19:39,488 how happy Marta had made Gob, she realized how important love was to her children. 315 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,627 - Mom. - Hello, Buster. 316 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:46,599 If you're still mad, I don't care. I'm in love. 317 00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:50,035 I actually came to ask Lucille something. 318 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,198 - What? - I was wondering... 319 00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:55,141 if you'd like to play bridge with me next week? 320 00:19:58,547 --> 00:20:01,710 I'd absolutely adore it. Oh, Lucille. 321 00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:04,115 Oh, God. Look at us, Buster. 322 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:07,815 We're back together again. Lucille and Lucille. 323 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:11,222 You guys are friends again. You can play bridge together. 324 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:17,957 Could you just... just separate? 325 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:22,800 Michael watched as the brother he swore to stop helping... 326 00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:25,874 enjoyed the girlfriend he helped him reunite with. 327 00:20:28,577 --> 00:20:33,378 And so he returned to work, accepting the fact that he was a good guy. 328 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,909 But not as good as everyone thought. 329 00:20:42,124 --> 00:20:44,024 This really worked better with the chair. 330 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,224 On the next Arrested Development. 331 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,889 The Alliance decides to let Gob back in. 332 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:53,491 Tell me, how'd you get two Alliance-approved assistants with such short notice? 333 00:20:53,602 --> 00:20:57,663 That was just my girlfriend and my nephew. 334 00:20:57,773 --> 00:21:00,003 Well, you're out. 335 00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:03,567 - And Tobias gets some good news. - I got a gig.