1 00:00:02,189 --> 00:00:05,647 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,160 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:08,262 --> 00:00:10,321 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,736 --> 00:00:17,636 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:22,376 --> 00:00:25,777 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was talking to his son about his latest test. 6 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,939 - A-minus, huh? - Proud of me? 7 00:00:28,049 --> 00:00:31,246 Very proud... minus. 8 00:00:31,352 --> 00:00:34,549 Better go hit the books again. Get up there. 9 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:38,785 C-minus. "C" M-l-N-E-S. 10 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:41,555 - Did you even study? - No, I didn't. 11 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:44,859 Wow. How impressive is that? 12 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:48,527 The bar for the refrigerator has been lowered, huh? 13 00:00:48,636 --> 00:00:50,536 Oh, grades are meaningless. 14 00:00:50,638 --> 00:00:52,697 Maeby's last school didn't even have them. 15 00:00:52,807 --> 00:00:54,502 Back in Boston... 16 00:00:54,609 --> 00:00:56,600 Maeby's parents had enrolled her in a progressive school... 17 00:00:56,711 --> 00:00:59,441 with its own system of evaluation. 18 00:00:59,547 --> 00:01:02,141 All I'm saying is that you might want to push her a little bit. 19 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:05,082 A kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff. 20 00:01:05,186 --> 00:01:07,984 You think she's gonna suddenly turn to drugs 'cause she got a C-plus? 21 00:01:08,089 --> 00:01:11,752 Minus. And, yes, I think that, without boundaries, a kid can get into trouble. 22 00:01:11,859 --> 00:01:13,759 Yeah, sometimes that could mean drugs. 23 00:01:13,861 --> 00:01:15,954 I think stress is what leads to trouble... 24 00:01:16,063 --> 00:01:18,998 the kind you put on George Michael, even when he gets an "A." 25 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:22,433 Minus. An "A" gets him ice cream. He knows that. 26 00:01:22,536 --> 00:01:25,334 You're as bad as Dad with his ridiculous lessons. 27 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:28,465 [Narrator] George Sr. had used his considerable means... 28 00:01:28,576 --> 00:01:30,737 to stage intricate scenarios... 29 00:01:30,845 --> 00:01:33,746 to teach his children what he considered valuable life lessons. 30 00:01:33,848 --> 00:01:35,816 - I need help. - I'll get my gear. 31 00:01:35,916 --> 00:01:40,478 [Narrator] Typically, these scenarios would involve a man named J. Walter Weatherman... 32 00:01:40,588 --> 00:01:42,522 a one-time employee who lost his arm... 33 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:45,751 - in a Bluth Company construction accident. - { Whimpers] 34 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:48,294 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - We're out of milk. 35 00:01:48,396 --> 00:01:51,661 I could have got it earlier if someone would have left a note. 36 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,428 - { Tires Screech] - Oh. - { Grunts] 37 00:01:54,535 --> 00:01:57,629 { All Screaming] 38 00:01:57,738 --> 00:02:00,172 Why? If someone had left a note... 39 00:02:00,274 --> 00:02:02,765 this-this innocent man would still have his arm. 40 00:02:02,877 --> 00:02:05,937 - Why? - { Continue Screaming] 41 00:02:06,047 --> 00:02:10,006 { Rasping] And that's why you always leave a note. 42 00:02:10,117 --> 00:02:14,451 Those lessons worked, didn't they? We still leave notes to this day. 43 00:02:14,555 --> 00:02:16,523 Oh, that's what that was about. 44 00:02:16,624 --> 00:02:18,956 I thought he was trying to get us off dairy. 45 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:22,029 - I need a favor. - What happened to, "Hello. I need a favor"? 46 00:02:22,129 --> 00:02:24,791 I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks. 47 00:02:24,899 --> 00:02:27,834 - "Hot Cops"? - It's the stripping agency I used to work for. 48 00:02:27,935 --> 00:02:29,800 - Cop uniform. - Right. 49 00:02:29,904 --> 00:02:31,963 I might have been just a little too believable. 50 00:02:35,943 --> 00:02:39,310 - { Pounding] - Police! Open up! 51 00:02:39,413 --> 00:02:41,677 [Shotgun Blast] 52 00:02:47,488 --> 00:02:49,718 Anyway, they're claiming that I never delivered on the gig. 53 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:53,157 - I'm not an A.T.M. - I keep forgetting how hilarious you are. 54 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,820 - Shh, shh, shh! You're making it worse. - Am I? 55 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:59,422 I'm gonna give you the cash, but, in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. 56 00:02:59,533 --> 00:03:03,833 My gut is telling me "No," but my gut is also very hungry. 57 00:03:03,938 --> 00:03:06,600 All right. I'll do it. 58 00:03:06,707 --> 00:03:09,403 [Narrator] Michael then left for his mother's apartment... 59 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:12,741 where she greeted him with some not-so-surprising news. 60 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:15,509 - I need a favor. - We ought to put that on our family crest. 61 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:18,210 - { Laughing] Oh, Michael... - Spare me. 62 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:22,483 The S.E.C. is making me inventory everything I own. 63 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:25,616 They want me to prove no new purchases have been made with company money. 64 00:03:25,726 --> 00:03:29,059 - And there haven't been, right? - Not after we doctor all these receipts. 65 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:31,063 I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job. 66 00:03:31,165 --> 00:03:33,531 I gotta make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence. 67 00:03:33,634 --> 00:03:36,694 You're right. I'll ask Lindsay. 68 00:03:36,804 --> 00:03:38,635 [Door Closes] 69 00:03:38,739 --> 00:03:40,468 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, Brother. 70 00:03:40,574 --> 00:03:44,203 - You headed over to your girlfriend's? - Yeah. She's down again. 71 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:49,146 [Narrator] Buster's girlfriend, Lucille Austero, suffers from chronic vertigo... 72 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:52,742 which she has been trying to fight without the use of medication. 73 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:56,220 Her nausea's gotten really bad. It's really been difficult on us. 74 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,291 It's definitely taking its toll. 75 00:03:58,392 --> 00:04:01,122 You know you're free to go. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman. 76 00:04:01,228 --> 00:04:03,753 Well, I didn't make a "commitment." 77 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:06,890 - I did refer to it as our nausea. - Mm. 78 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:11,665 But you know, that's when we were goin' at it really hot and heavy. 79 00:04:11,772 --> 00:04:13,740 Well, now it's my nausea. 80 00:04:13,841 --> 00:04:14,108 [Narrator] Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 81 00:04:14,108 --> 00:04:16,440 [Narrator] Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 82 00:04:16,544 --> 00:04:19,604 to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables. 83 00:04:19,713 --> 00:04:21,340 - I can't. - Why not? 84 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:24,940 - Because I'm... Don't want to. - { Sighs] 85 00:04:25,052 --> 00:04:27,077 Maybe I don't feel like being criticized around-the-clock. 86 00:04:27,188 --> 00:04:31,181 I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism... 87 00:04:31,292 --> 00:04:35,422 sometimes a diet is the best defense. 88 00:04:35,529 --> 00:04:37,497 - Oh, hey, Gangy. - Hi. 89 00:04:37,598 --> 00:04:41,830 - D-plus. Sign this. - This is a D-minus. 90 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:45,303 - Either way, it's above a "D," right? - Another world-beater. 91 00:04:45,406 --> 00:04:50,173 [Narrator] And Lindsay realized she needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter. 92 00:04:50,277 --> 00:04:52,768 - I'm not signing this. - Fine. I will. 93 00:04:54,081 --> 00:04:55,981 Is "Lindsay" with an "A" or an "E"? 94 00:04:56,083 --> 00:05:00,747 Okay, I know you got a "crocodile" in spelling, but this has gone too far. 95 00:05:00,855 --> 00:05:02,880 I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. 96 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:04,958 You need to learn a little discipline. 97 00:05:05,059 --> 00:05:07,357 Hmm. Nope, that doesn't feel right. 98 00:05:07,461 --> 00:05:10,362 No, no, no. I'm telling you. 99 00:05:10,464 --> 00:05:13,297 You are now punished. I punish thee. 100 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,095 Are you serious? 101 00:05:15,202 --> 00:05:17,363 What could you possibly come up with that would punish me? 102 00:05:17,471 --> 00:05:19,371 Oh, I have to come up with another thing? 103 00:05:19,473 --> 00:05:24,968 Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I just have one word for you. 104 00:05:25,079 --> 00:05:27,673 "Sleeves." 105 00:05:27,781 --> 00:05:31,148 You're going to spend the day working for your grandmother. 106 00:05:32,853 --> 00:05:35,822 No. No, that's not the answer, because you... 107 00:05:35,923 --> 00:05:38,824 What? No.! You stupidjerk.! Why don't... 108 00:05:38,926 --> 00:05:41,827 Dumb. Dumb. Dumb, George Michael. 109 00:05:41,929 --> 00:05:43,897 - Dumb, dumb. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 110 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:46,694 Calm down, you two. It's just a math problem. 111 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,030 If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job... 112 00:05:49,136 --> 00:05:52,003 and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say. 113 00:05:52,106 --> 00:05:56,008 { Sighs] Maybe I'm pushing you too hard. 114 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:58,203 You're all stressed-out. Your eyes are all red. 115 00:05:58,312 --> 00:06:00,678 Why don't you take the night off. just shut the book. 116 00:06:00,781 --> 00:06:04,683 Go ahead. just close the book. 117 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:09,220 Go ahead. 118 00:06:11,225 --> 00:06:13,352 Your finger is still in the book. 119 00:06:15,529 --> 00:06:17,292 George Michael. 120 00:06:26,073 --> 00:06:29,338 [Narrator] Buster, meanwhile, was still worried about Lucille 2... 121 00:06:29,443 --> 00:06:31,343 whose condition seemed to be worsening. 122 00:06:31,445 --> 00:06:33,970 You okay? How's your nausea? 123 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:35,981 { Moaning] "Our." 124 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:39,314 I mean, our... our nausea. 125 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:42,082 [Narrator] He remembered a study he took part in... 126 00:06:42,189 --> 00:06:46,421 on medical marijuana and its effects on nausea. 127 00:06:46,527 --> 00:06:51,590 The subject took the drug in the form of a T.H.C. pill. 128 00:06:51,699 --> 00:06:54,463 Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival... 129 00:06:54,568 --> 00:06:58,902 which is what attracted Buster to the experiment in the first place. 130 00:06:59,006 --> 00:07:01,133 Buster was found two days later... 131 00:07:01,241 --> 00:07:04,733 trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut. 132 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:09,782 - { No Audible Dialogue] - So Buster went to the toughest, most streetwise kid he knew. 133 00:07:09,883 --> 00:07:13,444 - Tell your friends. - Hey, Nephew. I was looking for you at your home. 134 00:07:13,554 --> 00:07:16,580 - Dad told me to take the day off, so I decided to come into work. - Oh. 135 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:20,091 - I thought maybe you could help me get some weed. - [Utensil Clatters] 136 00:07:20,194 --> 00:07:23,254 It's not for me. It's for Lucille 2, my girlfriend. 137 00:07:23,364 --> 00:07:26,993 She's your girlfriend? Dad said you were her nurse. 138 00:07:27,101 --> 00:07:29,069 Look, she's sick. This could help her. 139 00:07:29,169 --> 00:07:31,069 Pillform would actually be fantastic. 140 00:07:31,171 --> 00:07:33,264 I could put it on a tea biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow. 141 00:07:33,374 --> 00:07:36,605 I have no idea where to get something like that. What makes you think I would? 142 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:39,645 You work here. This place is pot central, right? 143 00:07:39,747 --> 00:07:41,908 [Narrator] In the '70s, the boardwalk was the place... 144 00:07:42,016 --> 00:07:44,849 to buy marijuana in Newport Beach. 145 00:07:44,952 --> 00:07:47,011 The stand served as a convenient meeting place... 146 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:51,387 because of the banana's resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette. 147 00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:55,861 - It had even inspired a song. - ? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? 148 00:07:55,963 --> 00:07:59,023 ♪ I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint♪♪ 149 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:02,500 I'm sorry. I can't help you. Why don't you just ask Uncle Gob? 150 00:08:02,603 --> 00:08:05,333 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 151 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:08,431 No. No. He'd never do it. 152 00:08:08,542 --> 00:08:11,204 Besides, he always makes fun of me for dating Lucille. 153 00:08:11,311 --> 00:08:13,302 - Everybody does. - That's horrible. 154 00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:16,645 You could tell Gob for me, but you can't tell him it's for me. 155 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:18,377 - You can't tell anybody. - I'm working. - George Michael. 156 00:08:18,485 --> 00:08:22,216 What are you doing here? I thought I told you to take the day off. 157 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:25,155 - There's nothing to do. Maeby's at Gangy's. - Find something to do. 158 00:08:25,259 --> 00:08:27,318 Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young. 159 00:08:27,428 --> 00:08:30,158 Yes.! I totally agree. Make a mistake. 160 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:33,199 Here. Here's 20 bucks. I want you to close up shop and go crazy. 161 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,200 Go find yourself something to buy that you don't need. 162 00:08:35,302 --> 00:08:39,068 Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me. 163 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:43,541 ♪ Big yellowjoint Big yellowjoint♪ 164 00:08:43,644 --> 00:08:45,703 ♪ I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint♪♪ 165 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:52,917 [Narrator] Maeby was working with her grandmother. 166 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:57,980 And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, "Oh, Melanie..." 167 00:08:58,092 --> 00:09:00,583 when he was making love to Gangy. 168 00:09:00,694 --> 00:09:03,754 This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment. 169 00:09:03,864 --> 00:09:07,527 Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers. 170 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,534 { Gasps] Ah, yes. 171 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,469 The week we had the au pair. 172 00:09:12,573 --> 00:09:14,666 You know, your mother always wanted this brooch. 173 00:09:14,775 --> 00:09:17,437 - Really? - Do you want it? 174 00:09:17,544 --> 00:09:21,605 I do now. That'll show her for trying to punish me. 175 00:09:21,715 --> 00:09:25,617 Oh. Pretty. It'll distract from the freckles. 176 00:09:29,556 --> 00:09:31,251 [Seagulls Squawking] 177 00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:33,656 [Narrator] George Michael nervously approached the family yacht... 178 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,388 Gob had been staying on. 179 00:09:36,497 --> 00:09:38,556 - Uncle Gob? - [Narrator] When he saw the yacht was empty... 180 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:43,329 George Michael...as he'd been trained to do since childhood...left a note. 181 00:09:44,538 --> 00:09:46,233 Back at the model home... 182 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:49,241 Gob showed Michael the note he'd found at the dock. 183 00:09:49,343 --> 00:09:53,507 - No. This can't be from my son. - It is his handwriting. 184 00:09:53,614 --> 00:09:56,447 Plus he left me $200. 185 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,677 $100. 186 00:09:58,785 --> 00:10:01,515 100. I accidentally said 200. I don't know... 187 00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:05,319 - This is impossible. Why would he do this? - I know. I was shocked. 188 00:10:05,425 --> 00:10:09,259 Really, a hundred dollars. You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks. 189 00:10:09,363 --> 00:10:11,354 - { Sighs] - Anyway, here you go. 190 00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:15,196 Now we are even on you paying off that Hot Cops thing. 191 00:10:15,302 --> 00:10:19,671 - Might just be a few stems... - Get that out of this house. What's the matter with you? 192 00:10:19,773 --> 00:10:21,764 Maybe you should save the lectures for your son... 193 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,843 if he can remember them. 194 00:10:23,944 --> 00:10:26,674 I speak to Lindsay one time about her hippie parenting, and I end up with a hippie. 195 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,011 - It does seem pretty quick. - For all I know, this has been goin' on forever. 196 00:10:30,117 --> 00:10:34,178 He's been stressed, his eyes have been red, his grades are dropping. 197 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:38,122 - Heard about the A-minus. - I'm gonna go find out what's going on. 198 00:10:38,225 --> 00:10:40,785 - Hey, what you doin'? - Nothing. 199 00:10:40,894 --> 00:10:45,331 No? So, listen, your, uh, your Uncle Gob... 200 00:10:45,432 --> 00:10:48,833 seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. 201 00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:51,370 - Was that you? - No, no. 202 00:10:51,471 --> 00:10:55,100 Maybe it was the other George Michael... the singer-songwriter. 203 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:57,109 - Yeah, that makes sense. - Yeah. 204 00:10:57,211 --> 00:11:00,146 What'd you do with the, um... 205 00:11:00,247 --> 00:11:02,772 with the money Buster and I gave you to go have fun with? 206 00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:05,443 I put that in my savings account. 207 00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:08,043 - Is that right? - Yeah. Save up. 208 00:11:08,155 --> 00:11:12,717 - Okay. Thanks for being honest. - Yeah. 209 00:11:12,826 --> 00:11:14,987 He's lying to me. Can you believe that? 210 00:11:15,095 --> 00:11:17,063 Where the hell is this family's morality? 211 00:11:18,832 --> 00:11:20,732 I don't know. 212 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:23,735 - What... - It's cold out here. { Coughs] 213 00:11:23,837 --> 00:11:26,203 What do I do now? If I confront him, he's gonna lie to me again. 214 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:30,936 - Should I yell at him? - Didn't Dad teach us that we don't yell in this family? 215 00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:34,810 - { Kids Yelling] - Tell me before you hit the gas. 216 00:11:34,915 --> 00:11:36,815 - [Yelling Continues] - I can't hear you! 217 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,748 The kids are yelling. 218 00:11:38,852 --> 00:11:42,288 Tell me before you hit the gas. 219 00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:46,951 I guess you're saying, "Hit the gas." 220 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,618 - { Engine Revs] - Don't! Wait! No! 221 00:11:48,729 --> 00:11:52,324 - { Screams] - { Kids Screaming] 222 00:11:54,701 --> 00:12:00,037 - That's why you don't yell. - { Laughing] 223 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,608 Yeah, yelling's not a good way to go. 224 00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:04,677 - I got a better idea. - [Metal Door Slams] 225 00:12:04,778 --> 00:12:07,008 You wanna teach George Michael a lesson? 226 00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:10,878 Yes, I do, and it's gotta stick. He's getting into drugs, Dad, and he's lying to me. 227 00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:13,009 That doesn't sound like the boy. 228 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,020 It's my fault. I've been pushing him too hard. 229 00:12:15,122 --> 00:12:17,022 - It's just... Dumb, dumb. Dumb, Michael. - Hey, hey. 230 00:12:17,124 --> 00:12:18,819 - Dumb. - Shh, shh, shh. I forgive you. 231 00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:22,452 I don't want your forgiveness. I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood. 232 00:12:22,562 --> 00:12:25,292 - J. Walter Weatherman... how do I get ahold of him? - He's, uh, dead. 233 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:28,493 You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running. 234 00:12:28,602 --> 00:12:32,299 For God's sake. He's not dead. I need to do this soon, tonight. 235 00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:35,170 Down by the docks... I'm gonna make it like a drug deal went bad. 236 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:39,803 Tonight? No. It's Yontif. It's the first night of Yom Kippur. 237 00:12:39,913 --> 00:12:42,404 Dad, that's just... That's one night, and it's back in September. 238 00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:44,416 That's okay. You've only been a Jew about two days. 239 00:12:44,518 --> 00:12:47,976 - Just try to talk to him. - Like you talked to me when I was growing up? 240 00:12:48,088 --> 00:12:51,216 - I thought you hated those lessons. - I did, but they worked. 241 00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:55,261 - And they will work again. - Well, I'm done with them, because it was wrong, Michael. 242 00:12:55,362 --> 00:12:57,887 - Come on. - Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy. 243 00:12:57,998 --> 00:13:01,593 He's a scholar, like his grandfather. 244 00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:06,168 What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. 245 00:13:06,273 --> 00:13:08,173 I have to prepare for the Sabbath. 246 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:11,574 - It's Tuesday. - Shh, shh, shh. 247 00:13:11,678 --> 00:13:15,239 [Narrator] Lindsay went to see how her own attempt at parental discipline was coming along. 248 00:13:15,349 --> 00:13:17,510 So, having fun? 249 00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:21,951 - Where'd you get that brooch? - Gangy. Nice, huh? 250 00:13:22,055 --> 00:13:24,853 That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair. 251 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:27,722 I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room. 252 00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:30,854 Ma.! You know I wanted that. 253 00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,864 I know, but it's an elephant... 254 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:35,434 and I didn't want to invite the comparison. 255 00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:37,628 Nice. 256 00:13:37,738 --> 00:13:40,036 In any event, your punishment is over. Come on. Let's go. 257 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:43,405 She's not going anywhere. We're having fun. 258 00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,809 - Here, Maeby. Try this on. - I see. 259 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,643 Fine. I was gonna take her out for ice cream... 260 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:54,483 but if you'd rather stay here, well, that's just fine with me. 261 00:13:57,157 --> 00:13:59,057 [Door Closes] 262 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:01,286 We could go get some ice cream, Gangy. 263 00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:04,125 - That would be fun, right? - I don't think so. 264 00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:06,131 That chubby little wrist of yours... 265 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:09,760 is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is. 266 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:13,431 [Narrator] Maeby decided that perhaps she'd had enough ofher grandmother. 267 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:16,907 Maeby. Maeby? 268 00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:24,378 Hey, Gob. It's Michael. I figured out a way for you to repay that favor. 269 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,384 Dad wouldn't help me teach George Michael the lesson... 270 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,886 so I need your help and your Hot Cop friends. 271 00:14:28,989 --> 00:14:33,323 - I wanna fake a drug bust. - Michael, these guys are real dancers. 272 00:14:33,427 --> 00:14:36,794 They've never done any hot policing. 273 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:40,060 They don't even need to be hot. They just need to show up in those uniforms. 274 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,829 [Narrator] And so, Michael's plan was put into motion. 275 00:14:42,936 --> 00:14:45,632 - Where have you been? - What? 276 00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:48,207 I am like a caged animal. 277 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:53,775 My old lady's on the floor, man. 278 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,178 I am not s-ing around. 279 00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,979 Yeah. Gob just called. He's got the stuff at the yacht. 280 00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:01,815 - Oh, great. Let's go. - No. I think my dad's onto this. 281 00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:04,117 - I'm out. I'm not... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 282 00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:06,818 Gob will never give it to me. 283 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:10,795 My woman is sick. Please? 284 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:21,005 [Narrator] Later that night, Michael made the final arrangements with Gob. 285 00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:23,575 All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable? 286 00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:25,645 I want him scared. I love this kid. 287 00:15:25,745 --> 00:15:27,542 These guys are pros. They're gonna push the tension... 288 00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:29,478 to the last possible moment before they strip. 289 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,416 They're not going to strip, are they? 290 00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:35,181 I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in. 291 00:15:35,288 --> 00:15:37,813 - Unbelievable. - Trust me. It's gonna be totally real. 292 00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:40,256 This kind of thing goes on all the time out here. 293 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,920 Boats wait offshore, lights are flashed. 294 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,395 A guy comes over and drops off a bag. 295 00:15:45,499 --> 00:15:47,467 It's gonna freak the little bastard out. 296 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,501 [Narrator] Michael went off to hide... 297 00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:52,572 while Buster and George Michael arrived as planned. 298 00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:54,640 I really appreciate you doing this for me. 299 00:15:54,741 --> 00:15:58,177 You're making a very miserable person happy. 300 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,178 She really feels awful, huh? 301 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,339 Oh. Oh, I was talking about me. 302 00:16:02,449 --> 00:16:04,849 But, yeah, she's a mess. Be careful. 303 00:16:13,493 --> 00:16:16,587 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 304 00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:20,393 - You weren't followed, were you? - No, I don't think so. 305 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,264 All right, kid. 306 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,338 Let's deal some drugs. 307 00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:31,369 - [Switch Clicking] - What are you doin'? 308 00:16:31,478 --> 00:16:35,847 Flashing the lights... so the dealer knows what's goin' down. 309 00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:43,118 - Now we wait. - How long? 310 00:16:43,223 --> 00:16:45,316 Who knows? An hour. 311 00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:48,189 - Maybe five. - [Man] Drug delivery.! 312 00:16:48,295 --> 00:16:50,388 You wanted some marijuana? 313 00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:52,431 No, not me. My nephew did. 314 00:16:52,532 --> 00:16:55,160 { Chuckles] Show me the money. 315 00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:03,342 - Show us the pot. - I got it right here. 316 00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:06,435 - Oh, my God. - Nice, right? 317 00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:09,344 Okay, you can put your shirt down, Derek. just give him the stuff. 318 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:18,850 So. We have a deal. 319 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,859 We have a deal. 320 00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:22,861 - [Man] He's ruining his life.! - ?? { Dance] 321 00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:26,694 - [Man #2] Police officers.! Freeze.! - What? Oh, no! It's the cops! 322 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,928 - And a construction worker. - Let's get this party started. 323 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:33,028 - Aren't you guys gonna cuff him? - You wanted handcuffs? 324 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:37,872 All right. George Michael, I hope you learned your lesson, pal. 325 00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:39,878 - { Hot Cops Cheering] - ?? { Continues] 326 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:43,438 - { Whooping, Cheering] - Okay. 327 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:46,883 - Okay, all right. Thank you. Thank you. - ?? [Stops] 328 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:48,887 - What is this? - This is a lesson. 329 00:17:48,989 --> 00:17:51,753 Maybe I pushed you into this, but... 330 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:54,292 I love you too much to see you ruin your life with that crap. 331 00:17:54,394 --> 00:17:57,488 - But it wasn't for me. - Then who was it for? 332 00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:59,565 Who? Give me a name. 333 00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:03,867 - Okay, it was for me. - Yeah. 334 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,995 I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. 335 00:18:06,139 --> 00:18:09,040 - Now you're looking at a nice big, fat punishment. - [Footsteps Running] 336 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:12,578 I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Ooh! Uh... 337 00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:17,844 - What are you doing here? - The, uh... The boy was lookin' out for me. 338 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:22,081 - What? - It-It's for my girlfriend. She's sick. 339 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,748 Why don't you just wait it out? She's gonna be gone soon. { Laughing] 340 00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:27,418 - Oh, that's it. - Hey! 341 00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,586 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 342 00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:32,756 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - Hey! Buster! 343 00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:35,494 What's the matter with you? Easy. 344 00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:37,627 Is that true? Why didn't you tell me this? 345 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:40,763 You're always telling me to do the right thing... put family first. 346 00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:44,708 You know, it is unbelievable that you'd ask my son to score you pot. 347 00:18:44,811 --> 00:18:47,245 Why don't you drive him home, and you and I will talk about this later. 348 00:18:47,347 --> 00:18:49,713 - Go ahead. Go with Buster. - I'm sorry. 349 00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:53,843 - Hey, what are you guys doin'? - { Man] We got your signal. You flashed the lights. 350 00:18:53,953 --> 00:18:56,217 We got the drugs. You got the money? 351 00:18:56,322 --> 00:18:58,882 No, no. No, no, no, no. We're all good. 352 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:01,460 { Man] We just want the money, You wanna make this ugly? 353 00:19:01,561 --> 00:19:04,462 We were just teaching the young fellow a lesson. We don't want any trouble with you. 354 00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:07,124 - Thanks very much. - Do you know who you're dealin' with? 355 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:10,669 - { Siren Wails] - { Man] Drop the boxes! Put your hands in the air. 356 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,068 - What is this? - { Gob] We had nothin' to do with this! 357 00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:16,370 - You set us up! - No, no! These are just strippers! 358 00:19:16,476 --> 00:19:19,138 - Look how hot they are! - Everybody take a breath! 359 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,806 - { All Shouting, Indistinct] - { Gunshots] 360 00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:32,124 [Man] Oh, my God.! My arm.! 361 00:19:32,225 --> 00:19:34,125 Oh, my God! This guy's arm... 362 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:40,062 just came off and landed on the dock. 363 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,760 [Narrator] Michael realized that his father had, once again... 364 00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:44,928 taught him an elaborate lesson. 365 00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:49,031 And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son. 366 00:19:49,142 --> 00:19:51,736 How could you do that to me? 367 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:55,542 I told you he's a good kid. You should try talking to him when you think he's in trouble. 368 00:19:55,648 --> 00:19:59,448 Don't make the same mistake I did, you know... teaching lessons. 369 00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:01,452 So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons? 370 00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:04,648 { Sighs] It was my last lesson. 371 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:10,194 - [Narrator] Back home. - Back from your wonderful time with Gangy? 372 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:14,027 Well, actually, it wasn't so wonderful. She can be kinda nasty. 373 00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:16,534 But I'll tell you somethin'. 374 00:20:16,636 --> 00:20:19,935 I'm glad you're my mom. 375 00:20:20,039 --> 00:20:23,031 Oh, um, I got you something. 376 00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:25,703 - You're giving me this? - You deserve it. 377 00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,973 I can't believe you had to put up with her your whole life. 378 00:20:29,482 --> 00:20:34,385 Honey, this is so sweet. 379 00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:36,478 Let's celebrate and go shopping. 380 00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:40,116 - You knew the whole time, didn't you? - Kind of. 381 00:20:40,226 --> 00:20:42,558 One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher. 382 00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:45,597 I'm sorry about all this. It's just you were so stressed out... 383 00:20:45,698 --> 00:20:49,156 and I guess I got scared and... 384 00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:51,635 I should learn to talk with you a little bit more, huh? 385 00:20:51,738 --> 00:20:54,332 - I think we're okay. - We are, aren't we? 386 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,931 You know there's nothing you can't be totally honest with me about. 387 00:20:57,043 --> 00:21:00,012 You can say anything to me, anything at all. 388 00:21:00,113 --> 00:21:03,571 Like, say, I had a crush on my own cousin. 389 00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:10,747 Hey. { Snorts] 390 00:21:10,857 --> 00:21:14,020 - You just taught me a lesson. - Oh. 391 00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:16,493 - ? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? - All right. We're even. 392 00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:20,157 ♪ I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint♪♪