1 00:00:01,164 --> 00:00:04,622 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,735 --> 00:00:07,135 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,237 --> 00:00:09,296 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,711 --> 00:00:16,611 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,724 --> 00:00:24,125 Michael Bluth was talking to his son about his latest test. 6 00:00:24,228 --> 00:00:26,287 - A-minus, huh? - Proud of me? 7 00:00:26,397 --> 00:00:29,594 Very proud... minus. 8 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:32,897 Better go hit the books again. Get up there. 9 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:37,133 C-minus. "C" M-l-N-E-S. 10 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,903 - Did you even study? - No, I didn't. 11 00:00:40,010 --> 00:00:43,207 Wow. How impressive is that? 12 00:00:43,314 --> 00:00:46,875 The bar for the refrigerator has been lowered, huh? 13 00:00:46,984 --> 00:00:48,884 Oh, grades are meaningless. 14 00:00:48,986 --> 00:00:51,045 Maeby's last school didn't even have them. 15 00:00:51,155 --> 00:00:52,850 Back in Boston... 16 00:00:52,957 --> 00:00:54,948 Maeby's parents had enrolled her in a progressive school... 17 00:00:55,059 --> 00:00:57,789 with its own system of evaluation. 18 00:00:57,895 --> 00:01:00,489 All I'm saying is that you might want to push her a little bit. 19 00:01:00,597 --> 00:01:03,430 A kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff. 20 00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:06,332 You think she's gonna suddenly turn to drugs 'cause she got a C-plus? 21 00:01:06,437 --> 00:01:10,100 Minus. And, yes, I think that, without boundaries, a kid can get into trouble. 22 00:01:10,207 --> 00:01:12,107 Yeah, sometimes that could mean drugs. 23 00:01:12,209 --> 00:01:14,302 I think stress is what leads to trouble... 24 00:01:14,411 --> 00:01:17,346 the kind you put on George Michael, even when he gets an "A." 25 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:20,781 Minus. An "A" gets him ice cream. He knows that. 26 00:01:20,884 --> 00:01:23,682 You're as bad as Dad with his ridiculous lessons. 27 00:01:23,787 --> 00:01:26,813 George Sr. had used his considerable means... 28 00:01:26,924 --> 00:01:29,085 to stage intricate scenarios... 29 00:01:29,193 --> 00:01:32,094 to teach his children what he considered valuable life lessons. 30 00:01:32,196 --> 00:01:34,164 - I need help. - I'll get my gear. 31 00:01:34,264 --> 00:01:38,826 Typically, these scenarios would involve a man named J. Walter Weatherman... 32 00:01:38,936 --> 00:01:40,870 a one-time employee who lost his arm... 33 00:01:40,971 --> 00:01:44,099 in a Bluth Company construction accident. 34 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,642 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - We're out of milk. 35 00:01:46,744 --> 00:01:50,009 I could have got it earlier if someone would have left a note. 36 00:01:50,114 --> 00:01:52,776 Oh. 37 00:01:56,086 --> 00:01:58,520 Why? If someone had left a note... 38 00:01:58,622 --> 00:02:01,113 this-this innocent man would still have his arm. 39 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:04,285 Why? 40 00:02:04,395 --> 00:02:08,354 And that's why you always leave a note. 41 00:02:08,465 --> 00:02:12,799 Those lessons worked, didn't they? We still leave notes to this day. 42 00:02:12,903 --> 00:02:14,871 Oh, that's what that was about. 43 00:02:14,972 --> 00:02:17,304 I thought he was trying to get us off dairy. 44 00:02:17,408 --> 00:02:20,377 - I need a favor. - What happened to, "Hello. I need a favor"? 45 00:02:20,477 --> 00:02:23,139 I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks. 46 00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:26,182 - "Hot Cops"? - It's the stripping agency I used to work for. 47 00:02:26,283 --> 00:02:28,148 - Cop uniform. - Right. 48 00:02:28,252 --> 00:02:30,311 I might have been just a little too believable. 49 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:37,658 Police! Open up! 50 00:02:45,836 --> 00:02:48,066 Anyway, they're claiming that I never delivered on the gig. 51 00:02:48,172 --> 00:02:51,505 - I'm not an A.T.M. - I keep forgetting how hilarious you are. 52 00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:54,168 - Shh, shh, shh! You're making it worse. - Am I? 53 00:02:54,278 --> 00:02:57,770 I'm gonna give you the cash, but, in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. 54 00:02:57,881 --> 00:03:02,181 My gut is telling me "No," but my gut is also very hungry. 55 00:03:02,286 --> 00:03:04,948 All right. I'll do it. 56 00:03:05,055 --> 00:03:07,751 Michael then left for his mother's apartment... 57 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:11,089 where she greeted him with some not-so-surprising news. 58 00:03:11,195 --> 00:03:13,857 - I need a favor. - We ought to put that on our family crest. 59 00:03:13,964 --> 00:03:16,558 - Oh, Michael... - Spare me. 60 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:20,831 The S.E.C. is making me inventory everything I own. 61 00:03:20,938 --> 00:03:23,964 They want me to prove no new purchases have been made with company money. 62 00:03:24,074 --> 00:03:27,407 - And there haven't been, right? - Not after we doctor all these receipts. 63 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,411 I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job. 64 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,879 I gotta make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence. 65 00:03:31,982 --> 00:03:35,042 You're right. I'll ask Lindsay. 66 00:03:37,087 --> 00:03:38,816 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, Brother. 67 00:03:38,922 --> 00:03:42,551 - You headed over to your girlfriend's? - Yeah. She's down again. 68 00:03:42,659 --> 00:03:47,494 Buster's girlfriend, Lucille Austero, suffers from chronic vertigo... 69 00:03:47,598 --> 00:03:51,090 which she has been trying to fight without the use of medication. 70 00:03:51,201 --> 00:03:54,568 Her nausea's gotten really bad. It's really been difficult on us. 71 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:56,639 It's definitely taking its toll. 72 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,470 You know you're free to go. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman. 73 00:03:59,576 --> 00:04:02,101 Well, I didn't make a "commitment." 74 00:04:02,212 --> 00:04:05,238 - I did refer to it as our nausea. - Mm. 75 00:04:05,349 --> 00:04:10,013 But you know, that's when we were goin' at it really hot and heavy. 76 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,088 Well, now it's my nausea. 77 00:04:12,189 --> 00:04:12,456 Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 78 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:14,788 Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 79 00:04:14,892 --> 00:04:17,952 to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables. 80 00:04:18,061 --> 00:04:19,688 - I can't. - Why not? 81 00:04:19,796 --> 00:04:23,288 Because I'm... Don't want to. 82 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,425 Maybe I don't feel like being criticized around-the-clock. 83 00:04:25,536 --> 00:04:29,529 I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism... 84 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,770 sometimes a diet is the best defense. 85 00:04:33,877 --> 00:04:35,845 - Oh, hey, Gangy. - Hi. 86 00:04:35,946 --> 00:04:40,178 - D-plus. Sign this. - This is a D-minus. 87 00:04:40,284 --> 00:04:43,651 - Either way, it's above a "D," right? - Another world-beater. 88 00:04:43,754 --> 00:04:48,521 And Lindsay realized she needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter. 89 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:51,116 - I'm not signing this. - Fine. I will. 90 00:04:52,429 --> 00:04:54,329 Is "Lindsay" with an "A" or an "E"? 91 00:04:54,431 --> 00:04:59,095 Okay, I know you got a "crocodile" in spelling, but this has gone too far. 92 00:04:59,203 --> 00:05:01,228 I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. 93 00:05:01,338 --> 00:05:03,306 You need to learn a little discipline. 94 00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:05,705 Hmm. Nope, that doesn't feel right. 95 00:05:05,809 --> 00:05:08,710 No, no, no. I'm telling you. 96 00:05:08,812 --> 00:05:11,645 You are now punished. I punish thee. 97 00:05:11,748 --> 00:05:13,443 Are you serious? 98 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:15,711 What could you possibly come up with that would punish me? 99 00:05:15,819 --> 00:05:17,719 Oh, I have to come up with another thing? 100 00:05:17,821 --> 00:05:23,316 Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I just have one word for you. 101 00:05:23,427 --> 00:05:26,021 "Sleeves." 102 00:05:26,129 --> 00:05:29,496 You're going to spend the day working for your grandmother. 103 00:05:31,201 --> 00:05:34,170 No. No, that's not the answer, because you... 104 00:05:34,271 --> 00:05:37,172 What? No! You stupidjerk! Why don't... 105 00:05:37,274 --> 00:05:40,175 Dumb. Dumb. Dumb, George Michael. 106 00:05:40,277 --> 00:05:42,245 - Dumb, dumb. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 107 00:05:42,346 --> 00:05:45,042 Calm down, you two. It's just a math problem. 108 00:05:45,148 --> 00:05:47,378 If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job... 109 00:05:47,484 --> 00:05:50,351 and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say. 110 00:05:50,454 --> 00:05:54,356 Maybe I'm pushing you too hard. 111 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,551 You're all stressed-out. Your eyes are all red. 112 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:59,026 Why don't you take the night off. just shut the book. 113 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:03,031 Go ahead. just close the book. 114 00:06:05,168 --> 00:06:07,568 Go ahead. 115 00:06:09,573 --> 00:06:11,700 Your finger is still in the book. 116 00:06:13,877 --> 00:06:15,640 George Michael. 117 00:06:24,421 --> 00:06:27,686 Buster, meanwhile, was still worried about Lucille 2... 118 00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:29,691 whose condition seemed to be worsening. 119 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:32,318 You okay? How's your nausea? 120 00:06:32,429 --> 00:06:34,329 "Our." 121 00:06:34,431 --> 00:06:37,662 I mean, our... our nausea. 122 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:40,430 He remembered a study he took part in... 123 00:06:40,537 --> 00:06:44,769 on medical marijuana and its effects on nausea. 124 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:49,938 The subject took the drug in the form of a T.H.C. pill. 125 00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:52,811 Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival... 126 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:57,250 which is what attracted Buster to the experiment in the first place. 127 00:06:57,354 --> 00:06:59,481 Buster was found two days later... 128 00:06:59,589 --> 00:07:03,081 trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut. 129 00:07:03,193 --> 00:07:08,130 So Buster went to the toughest, most streetwise kid he knew. 130 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:11,792 - Tell your friends. - Hey, Nephew. I was looking for you at your home. 131 00:07:11,902 --> 00:07:14,928 - Dad told me to take the day off, so I decided to come into work. - Oh. 132 00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:18,439 I thought maybe you could help me get some weed. 133 00:07:18,542 --> 00:07:21,602 It's not for me. It's for Lucille 2, my girlfriend. 134 00:07:21,712 --> 00:07:25,341 She's your girlfriend? Dad said you were her nurse. 135 00:07:25,449 --> 00:07:27,417 Look, she's sick. This could help her. 136 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:29,417 Pillform would actually be fantastic. 137 00:07:29,519 --> 00:07:31,612 I could put it on a tea biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow. 138 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:34,953 I have no idea where to get something like that. What makes you think I would? 139 00:07:35,058 --> 00:07:37,993 You work here. This place is pot central, right? 140 00:07:38,095 --> 00:07:40,256 In the '70s, the boardwalk was the place... 141 00:07:40,364 --> 00:07:43,197 to buy marijuana in Newport Beach. 142 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,359 The stand served as a convenient meeting place... 143 00:07:45,469 --> 00:07:49,735 because of the banana's resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette. 144 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:54,209 - It had even inspired a song. -? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? 145 00:07:54,311 --> 00:07:57,371 ♪ I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint♪ 146 00:07:57,481 --> 00:08:00,848 I'm sorry. I can't help you. Why don't you just ask Uncle Gob? 147 00:08:00,951 --> 00:08:03,681 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 148 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:06,779 No. No. He'd never do it. 149 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:09,552 Besides, he always makes fun of me for dating Lucille. 150 00:08:09,659 --> 00:08:11,650 - Everybody does. - That's horrible. 151 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:14,993 You could tell Gob for me, but you can't tell him it's for me. 152 00:08:15,098 --> 00:08:16,725 - You can't tell anybody. - I'm working. - George Michael. 153 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:20,564 What are you doing here? I thought I told you to take the day off. 154 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,503 - There's nothing to do. Maeby's at Gangy's. - Find something to do. 155 00:08:23,607 --> 00:08:25,666 Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young. 156 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:28,506 Yes! I totally agree. Make a mistake. 157 00:08:28,612 --> 00:08:31,547 Here. Here's 20 bucks. I want you to close up shop and go crazy. 158 00:08:31,648 --> 00:08:33,548 Go find yourself something to buy that you don't need. 159 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:37,416 Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me. 160 00:08:39,022 --> 00:08:41,889 ♪ Big yellowjoint Big yellowjoint♪ 161 00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:44,051 ♪ I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint♪ 162 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,560 Maeby was working with her grandmother. 163 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:54,623 And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, "Oh, Melanie..." 164 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,226 when he was making love to Gangy. 165 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,397 This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment. 166 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:04,170 Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers. 167 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,177 Ah, yes. 168 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,112 The week we had the au pair. 169 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,309 You know, your mother always wanted this brooch. 170 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:14,080 - Really? - Do you want it? 171 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:18,248 I do now. That'll show her for trying to punish me. 172 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:22,260 Oh. Pretty. It'll distract from the freckles. 173 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,299 George Michael nervously approached the family yacht... 174 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,031 Gob had been staying on. 175 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,199 - Uncle Gob? - When he saw the yacht was empty... 176 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:39,972 George Michael... as he'd been trained to do since childhood... left a note. 177 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,876 Back at the model home... 178 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,884 Gob showed Michael the note he'd found at the dock. 179 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:50,150 - No. This can't be from my son. - It is his handwriting. 180 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,090 Plus he left me $200. 181 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,320 $100. 182 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,158 100. I accidentally said 200. I don't know... 183 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,962 - This is impossible. Why would he do this? - I know. I was shocked. 184 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,902 Really, a hundred dollars. You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks. 185 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,997 Anyway, here you go. 186 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,839 Now we are even on you paying off that Hot Cops thing. 187 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:16,314 - Might just be a few stems... - Get that out of this house. What's the matter with you? 188 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,407 Maybe you should save the lectures for your son... 189 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,486 if he can remember them. 190 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,317 I speak to Lindsay one time about her hippie parenting, and I end up with a hippie. 191 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,654 - It does seem pretty quick. - For all I know, this has been goin' on forever. 192 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,821 He's been stressed, his eyes have been red, his grades are dropping. 193 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,765 - Heard about the A-minus. - I'm gonna go find out what's going on. 194 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,428 - Hey, what you doin'? - Nothing. 195 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:41,974 No? So, listen, your, uh, your Uncle Gob... 196 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,476 seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. 197 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:48,013 - Was that you? - No, no. 198 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:51,743 Maybe it was the other George Michael... the singer-songwriter. 199 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,752 - Yeah, that makes sense. - Yeah. 200 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,789 What'd you do with the, um... 201 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,415 with the money Buster and I gave you to go have fun with? 202 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:02,086 I put that in my savings account. 203 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,686 - Is that right? - Yeah. Save up. 204 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:09,360 - Okay. Thanks for being honest. - Yeah. 205 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,630 He's lying to me. Can you believe that? 206 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,706 Where the hell is this family's morality? 207 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,375 I don't know. 208 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,378 - What... - It's cold out here. 209 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,846 What do I do now? If I confront him, he's gonna lie to me again. 210 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:27,579 - Should I yell at him? - Didn't Dad teach us that we don't yell in this family? 211 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,453 Tell me before you hit the gas. 212 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,458 I can't hear you! 213 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,391 The kids are yelling. 214 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,931 Tell me before you hit the gas. 215 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:43,594 I guess you're saying, "Hit the gas." 216 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,261 Don't! Wait! No! 217 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:56,680 That's why you don't yell. 218 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,251 Yeah, yelling's not a good way to go. 219 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,320 I got a better idea. 220 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,651 You wanna teach George Michael a lesson? 221 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:07,521 Yes, I do, and it's gotta stick. He's getting into drugs, Dad, and he's lying to me. 222 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,652 That doesn't sound like the boy. 223 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,663 It's my fault. I've been pushing him too hard. 224 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,665 - It's just... Dumb, dumb. Dumb, Michael. - Hey, hey. 225 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,462 - Dumb. - Shh, shh, shh. I forgive you. 226 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,095 I don't want your forgiveness. I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood. 227 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,935 - J. Walter Weatherman... how do I get ahold of him? - He's, uh, dead. 228 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:25,136 You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running. 229 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,942 For God's sake. He's not dead. I need to do this soon, tonight. 230 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,813 Down by the docks... I'm gonna make it like a drug deal went bad. 231 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:36,446 Tonight? No. It's Yontif. It's the first night of Yom Kippur. 232 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,047 Dad, that's just... That's one night, and it's back in September. 233 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,059 That's okay. You've only been a Jew about two days. 234 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,619 - Just try to talk to him. - Like you talked to me when I was growing up? 235 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,859 - I thought you hated those lessons. - I did, but they worked. 236 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,904 - And they will work again. - Well, I'm done with them, because it was wrong, Michael. 237 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,530 - Come on. - Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy. 238 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:58,236 He's a scholar, like his grandfather. 239 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,811 What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. 240 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,816 I have to prepare for the Sabbath. 241 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,217 - It's Tuesday. - Shh, shh, shh. 242 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,882 Lindsay went to see how her own attempt at parental discipline was coming along. 243 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,153 So, having fun? 244 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:18,594 - Where'd you get that brooch? - Gangy. Nice, huh? 245 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,496 That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair. 246 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,365 I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room. 247 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,497 Ma! You know I wanted that. 248 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,507 I know, but it's an elephant... 249 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,077 and I didn't want to invite the comparison. 250 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,271 Nice. 251 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,679 In any event, your punishment is over. Come on. Let's go. 252 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,048 She's not going anywhere. We're having fun. 253 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,452 - Here, Maeby. Try this on. - I see. 254 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,286 Fine. I was gonna take her out for ice cream... 255 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:51,126 but if you'd rather stay here, well, that's just fine with me. 256 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,929 We could go get some ice cream, Gangy. 257 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,768 - That would be fun, right? - I don't think so. 258 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,774 That chubby little wrist of yours... 259 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,403 is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is. 260 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:10,074 Maeby decided that perhaps she'd had enough ofher grandmother. 261 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,550 Maeby. Maeby? 262 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:21,021 Hey, Gob. It's Michael. I figured out a way for you to repay that favor. 263 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,027 Dad wouldn't help me teach George Michael the lesson... 264 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,529 so I need your help and your Hot Cop friends. 265 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:29,966 - I wanna fake a drug bust. - Michael, these guys are real dancers. 266 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,437 They've never done any hot policing. 267 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,703 They don't even need to be hot. They just need to show up in those uniforms. 268 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,472 And so, Michael's plan was put into motion. 269 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,275 - Where have you been? - What? 270 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,850 I am like a caged animal. 271 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,418 My old lady's on the floor, man. 272 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,821 I am not s-ing around. 273 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,622 Yeah. Gob just called. He's got the stuff at the yacht. 274 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,458 - Oh, great. Let's go. - No. I think my dad's onto this. 275 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,760 - I'm out. I'm not... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 276 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,461 Gob will never give it to me. 277 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,438 My woman is sick. Please? 278 00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:15,733 Later that night, Michael made the final arrangements with Gob. 279 00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:18,303 All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable? 280 00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:20,373 I want him scared. I love this kid. 281 00:15:20,473 --> 00:15:22,270 These guys are pros. They're gonna push the tension... 282 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,206 to the last possible moment before they strip. 283 00:15:24,311 --> 00:15:27,144 They're not going to strip, are they? 284 00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:29,909 I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in. 285 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,541 - Unbelievable. - Trust me. It's gonna be totally real. 286 00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:34,984 This kind of thing goes on all the time out here. 287 00:15:35,088 --> 00:15:37,648 Boats wait offshore, lights are flashed. 288 00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:40,123 A guy comes over and drops off a bag. 289 00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:42,195 It's gonna freak the little bastard out. 290 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,229 Michael went off to hide... 291 00:15:44,331 --> 00:15:47,300 while Buster and George Michael arrived as planned. 292 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,368 I really appreciate you doing this for me. 293 00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:52,905 You're making a very miserable person happy. 294 00:15:53,006 --> 00:15:54,906 She really feels awful, huh? 295 00:15:55,008 --> 00:15:57,067 Oh. Oh, I was talking about me. 296 00:15:57,177 --> 00:15:59,577 But, yeah, she's a mess. Be careful. 297 00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:11,315 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 298 00:16:11,424 --> 00:16:15,121 - You weren't followed, were you? - No, I don't think so. 299 00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:17,992 All right, kid. 300 00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:20,066 Let's deal some drugs. 301 00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:26,097 What are you doin'? 302 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:30,575 Flashing the lights... so the dealer knows what's goin' down. 303 00:16:34,581 --> 00:16:37,846 - Now we wait. - How long? 304 00:16:37,951 --> 00:16:40,044 Who knows? An hour. 305 00:16:40,153 --> 00:16:42,917 - Maybe five. - Drug delivery! 306 00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:45,116 You wanted some marijuana? 307 00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:47,159 No, not me. My nephew did. 308 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:49,888 Show me the money. 309 00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:58,070 - Show us the pot. - I got it right here. 310 00:16:58,171 --> 00:17:01,163 - Oh, my God. - Nice, right? 311 00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:04,072 Okay, you can put your shirt down, Derek. just give him the stuff. 312 00:17:09,983 --> 00:17:13,578 So. We have a deal. 313 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,587 We have a deal. 314 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,589 He's ruining his life! 315 00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:21,422 - Police officers! Freeze! - What? Oh, no! It's the cops! 316 00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:24,656 - And a construction worker. - Let's get this party started. 317 00:17:24,764 --> 00:17:27,756 - Aren't you guys gonna cuff him? - You wanted handcuffs? 318 00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:32,600 All right. George Michael, I hope you learned your lesson, pal. 319 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:38,166 Okay. 320 00:17:38,278 --> 00:17:41,611 Okay, all right. Thank you. Thank you. 321 00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,615 - What is this? - This is a lesson. 322 00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:46,481 Maybe I pushed you into this, but... 323 00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:49,020 I love you too much to see you ruin your life with that crap. 324 00:17:49,122 --> 00:17:52,216 - But it wasn't for me. - Then who was it for? 325 00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:54,293 Who? Give me a name. 326 00:17:55,762 --> 00:17:58,595 - Okay, it was for me. - Yeah. 327 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:00,723 I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. 328 00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:03,768 Now you're looking at a nice big, fat punishment. 329 00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:07,306 I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Ooh! Uh... 330 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:12,572 - What are you doing here? - The, uh... The boy was lookin' out for me. 331 00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:16,809 - What? - It-It's for my girlfriend. She's sick. 332 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:19,476 Why don't you just wait it out? She's gonna be gone soon. 333 00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:22,146 - Oh, that's it. - Hey! 334 00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,314 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 335 00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:27,484 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - Hey! Buster! 336 00:18:27,594 --> 00:18:30,222 What's the matter with you? Easy. 337 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,355 Is that true? Why didn't you tell me this? 338 00:18:32,465 --> 00:18:35,491 You're always telling me to do the right thing... put family first. 339 00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:39,436 You know, it is unbelievable that you'd ask my son to score you pot. 340 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,973 Why don't you drive him home, and you and I will talk about this later. 341 00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:44,441 - Go ahead. Go with Buster. - I'm sorry. 342 00:18:44,544 --> 00:18:48,571 - Hey, what are you guys doin'? - We got your signal. You flashed the lights. 343 00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:50,945 We got the drugs. You got the money? 344 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,610 No, no. No, no, no, no. We're all good. 345 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,188 We just want the money, You wanna make this ugly? 346 00:18:56,289 --> 00:18:59,190 We were just teaching the young fellow a lesson. We don't want any trouble with you. 347 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,852 - Thanks very much. - Do you know who you're dealin' with? 348 00:19:01,961 --> 00:19:05,397 Drop the boxes! Put your hands in the air. 349 00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:07,796 - What is this? - We had nothin' to do with this! 350 00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:11,098 - You set us up! - No, no! These are just strippers! 351 00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:13,866 - Look how hot they are! - Everybody take a breath! 352 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,852 Oh, my God! My arm! 353 00:19:26,953 --> 00:19:28,853 Oh, my God! This guy's arm... 354 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:34,790 just came off and landed on the dock. 355 00:19:34,894 --> 00:19:37,488 Michael realized that his father had, once again... 356 00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:39,656 taught him an elaborate lesson. 357 00:19:39,766 --> 00:19:43,759 And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son. 358 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:46,464 How could you do that to me? 359 00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:50,270 I told you he's a good kid. You should try talking to him when you think he's in trouble. 360 00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:54,176 Don't make the same mistake I did, you know... teaching lessons. 361 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,180 So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons? 362 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:59,376 It was my last lesson. 363 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:04,922 - Back home. - Back from your wonderful time with Gangy? 364 00:20:05,024 --> 00:20:08,755 Well, actually, it wasn't so wonderful. She can be kinda nasty. 365 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:11,262 But I'll tell you somethin'. 366 00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:14,663 I'm glad you're my mom. 367 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:17,759 Oh, um, I got you something. 368 00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:20,431 - You're giving me this? - You deserve it. 369 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,701 I can't believe you had to put up with her your whole life. 370 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:29,113 Honey, this is so sweet. 371 00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:31,206 Let's celebrate and go shopping. 372 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,844 - You knew the whole time, didn't you? - Kind of. 373 00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:37,286 One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher. 374 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:40,325 I'm sorry about all this. It's just you were so stressed out... 375 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:43,884 and I guess I got scared and... 376 00:20:43,997 --> 00:20:46,363 I should learn to talk with you a little bit more, huh? 377 00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:49,060 - I think we're okay. - We are, aren't we? 378 00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:51,659 You know there's nothing you can't be totally honest with me about. 379 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:54,740 You can say anything to me, anything at all. 380 00:20:54,841 --> 00:20:58,299 Like, say, I had a crush on my own cousin. 381 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,475 Hey. 382 00:21:05,585 --> 00:21:08,748 - You just taught me a lesson. - Oh. 383 00:21:08,855 --> 00:21:11,221 -? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? - All right. We're even. 384 00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:14,885 ♪ I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint♪