1 00:00:02,189 --> 00:00:05,215 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,326 --> 00:00:07,692 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:21,907 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was taking his son... 6 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:24,534 to an interview at the prestigious Milford School... 7 00:00:24,645 --> 00:00:27,808 an institution once famous for its credo... 8 00:00:27,915 --> 00:00:30,611 that children should be "neither seen nor heard." 9 00:00:30,718 --> 00:00:32,879 "Woman." 10 00:00:34,422 --> 00:00:36,322 { Whispers] They're not getting in. 11 00:00:36,424 --> 00:00:39,757 - I might not get in either, and that wouldn't be the end of the world. - Shh. 12 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:42,420 We're not even going down that road, okay? 13 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:45,055 The next four years are all about your future... 14 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:47,327 and that's the most important thing to me, okay? 15 00:00:47,435 --> 00:00:50,734 Things have changed around here. We have talking sessions throughout the day. 16 00:00:50,838 --> 00:00:53,671 We even have a talking room where students are encouraged... 17 00:00:53,774 --> 00:00:56,242 to go in and talk to their heart's content. 18 00:00:56,344 --> 00:00:59,177 - Sounds like fun. - First thing he's said all day. 19 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,407 The point is I'm not my father. 20 00:01:01,515 --> 00:01:04,143 I do think it's best for the Milford School... 21 00:01:04,251 --> 00:01:06,742 to distance itself from the Bluth name. 22 00:01:06,854 --> 00:01:08,754 It's... nothing personal. 23 00:01:08,856 --> 00:01:11,324 Are you talking about the fact that my father is in jail? 24 00:01:11,425 --> 00:01:14,087 Because I don't like to be compared to my father either. 25 00:01:14,195 --> 00:01:17,255 - I don't mind being compared to my father. - Save it for the talk room. 26 00:01:17,365 --> 00:01:21,768 - Sorry. - I can assure you that my family is back on track... 27 00:01:21,869 --> 00:01:25,930 - and no longer in any trouble. - Not according to today's paper. 28 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,008 Oh, God. What have we done this time? 29 00:01:32,113 --> 00:01:36,812 - Don't ever mention Klimpy's to me again. - What did you do? 30 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:40,683 If I still had money, I'd buy a Klimpy's just to burn it to the ground. 31 00:01:40,788 --> 00:01:43,120 I know, Mom. You hate Klimpy's. Tell me what happened. 32 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:47,217 Your sister and I tried to get into that new restaurant, Rud... 33 00:01:47,328 --> 00:01:49,319 and they wouldn't let us in. 34 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:51,125 Mrs. Bluth, there's absolutely no room. 35 00:01:51,232 --> 00:01:54,258 Come on. I've suddenly lost my appetite. 36 00:01:54,368 --> 00:01:56,268 Oh, who's going to believe that? 37 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,463 [Narrator] With her blood sugar at a perilous low... 38 00:01:58,572 --> 00:02:01,132 Lucille made Lindsay pull into the nearest restaurant. 39 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:04,211 Welcome to Klimpy's! Anywhere you like! 40 00:02:04,311 --> 00:02:06,211 This does not bode well. 41 00:02:07,682 --> 00:02:11,880 - I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna. - Plate or platter? 42 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:14,716 - I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. 43 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:18,485 - And what would you like? - I'd like my old life back. 44 00:02:18,592 --> 00:02:21,584 So there really was no fight? 45 00:02:21,696 --> 00:02:24,722 Well, one tiny thing at the end. 46 00:02:24,832 --> 00:02:29,394 - How can you treat me this way? - Oh, please! Everything I've said about you... 47 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:33,234 can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem. 48 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:39,040 Good grief almighty! You think I'm enjoying my slide into poverty? 49 00:02:39,146 --> 00:02:42,343 Sorry, Lindsay. There goes your dessert. 50 00:02:43,951 --> 00:02:45,851 Why don't you eat it, Mother? 51 00:02:45,953 --> 00:02:49,514 Why don't you just take this cake and shove it... { Beeps] 52 00:02:49,623 --> 00:02:52,183 Hey, who called the cops? 53 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:55,524 It was all just a big misunderstanding. 54 00:02:55,629 --> 00:02:57,529 Totally blown out of proportion. 55 00:02:57,631 --> 00:03:02,125 Well, listen, I think it cost George Michael a chance to go to the Milford School. 56 00:03:02,236 --> 00:03:06,468 Oh, big deal. Buster's the only one who ever liked it. 57 00:03:06,574 --> 00:03:09,907 [Narrator] Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard... 58 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:13,104 that he remained at the school undetected for a full two semesters... 59 00:03:13,214 --> 00:03:15,375 after he was supposed to graduate. 60 00:03:15,483 --> 00:03:17,883 Nonetheless, this bad press is starting to taint my son's future... 61 00:03:17,985 --> 00:03:19,885 and we've got to put an end to it. 62 00:03:19,987 --> 00:03:23,320 Michael, if this is a lecture on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah, blah, blah... 63 00:03:23,424 --> 00:03:25,984 well, you can save it 'cause we all know it by heart. 64 00:03:26,093 --> 00:03:29,620 - Good-bye, Missus. - Lindsay, you'll be happy to know that I have a new idea. 65 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:33,166 I met a publicist today. I'm gonna hire her. 66 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:36,725 - We need somebody to make us look good. - I say it's a waste of money. 67 00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:40,068 We're plenty sympathetic as we are. 68 00:03:40,174 --> 00:03:42,074 - Is this your onion? - Yes. 69 00:03:44,211 --> 00:03:47,305 - What's in the foil? - Nothing. It's a ball of foil for my son. 70 00:03:47,414 --> 00:03:49,746 Have a great day, sweetie. 71 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,614 I don't know how she can't. 72 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:56,520 So this publicist, Michael, is she cute? 73 00:03:56,624 --> 00:03:59,616 - I never really noticed. - [Narrator] In fact, Michael had noticed her at the gym... 74 00:03:59,727 --> 00:04:02,594 but only recently gotten up the nerve to talk to her... 75 00:04:02,696 --> 00:04:05,494 giving him a chance to work on his flirting skills... 76 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:09,091 - Race you to the top of the hill. - which had gotten rusty over the years. 77 00:04:09,203 --> 00:04:14,505 - I'll race you to the top of the hill. - I brought a picnic lunch. 78 00:04:14,608 --> 00:04:17,736 - Hey, that hill was really... - Jessie Bowers. 79 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:20,143 If you ever have any public relations needs... 80 00:04:20,247 --> 00:04:22,943 My relations are already a little too public. I'm Michael Bluth. 81 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:25,280 - From the Bluth Company? - That's right. 82 00:04:25,386 --> 00:04:27,286 I'm giving you my direct line. 83 00:04:28,589 --> 00:04:30,853 Okay, sure. She's... She's cute, I suppose. 84 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:34,121 I mean, now that you're making me think about it, uh, she's cute. 85 00:04:34,228 --> 00:04:39,393 She's a cutie. She's a little cutie pie. But I never really noticed. 86 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,968 - Why don't you just ask her out? - That's not an option. 87 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:44,469 - 'Cause you're scared? - No, because of George Michael. 88 00:04:44,572 --> 00:04:46,472 He still hasn't gotten over losing his mother. 89 00:04:46,574 --> 00:04:48,974 I just want to get him through high school; then we'll deal with me. 90 00:04:49,076 --> 00:04:51,044 So you didn't get any while you were in high school... 91 00:04:51,145 --> 00:04:54,911 and now you're not gonna get any while George Michael's in high school. 92 00:04:55,015 --> 00:04:56,983 [Narrator] And so the family gathered at the model home... 93 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:59,518 eager to hear their new publicist's plan. 94 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,748 - Get jobs and behave? - Instead of us getting jobs... 95 00:05:02,857 --> 00:05:05,223 why don't you do your job and tell everyone we've got jobs? 96 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:07,590 - I have a job. - { Coughs] Kiss ass. 97 00:05:07,695 --> 00:05:10,220 Well, we were all thinking it. 98 00:05:10,331 --> 00:05:13,266 Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do. 99 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:14,664 Excellent question. A publicist... 100 00:05:14,768 --> 00:05:16,998 No, no. I was talking to George Michael. 101 00:05:17,104 --> 00:05:19,231 When did you get a job? 102 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:21,865 - At the banana stand. - Oh! Duh. 103 00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:24,240 I thought you meant like a plumber or something. 104 00:05:24,345 --> 00:05:27,542 And I was like, "When did that happen?" { Laughs] 105 00:05:27,648 --> 00:05:30,014 Jessie, why don't you just go ahead andjump in here. 106 00:05:30,117 --> 00:05:32,017 It's a tough group to keep focused. 107 00:05:32,119 --> 00:05:35,748 I'm going on the offensive. I want to get an article in the paper... 108 00:05:35,856 --> 00:05:38,791 to show that this is a functional family and a relatable family. 109 00:05:38,893 --> 00:05:41,691 Are we on? Hello! Hello from prison! 110 00:05:41,795 --> 00:05:44,730 Thanks toJessie for setting up this telelink. 111 00:05:44,832 --> 00:05:47,733 I've started a Torah study group. I'm very excited about it. 112 00:05:47,835 --> 00:05:52,738 Looks like... I don't know... looks like I have some possible converts. 113 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,875 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 114 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,467 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 115 00:05:56,577 --> 00:05:59,375 - It's very sympathetic. - Yeah. Who doesn't love theJews? 116 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,574 And it allows me to put Michael front and center. 117 00:06:02,683 --> 00:06:04,583 He needs to be the new face of this family. 118 00:06:04,685 --> 00:06:07,051 He's the only likable one in the bunch. No offense. 119 00:06:07,154 --> 00:06:10,646 - None taken. - [Gob] I'm sorry. 120 00:06:10,758 --> 00:06:12,953 Isn't Michael the least likable one in the family? 121 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,221 No. There are very few intelligent... 122 00:06:15,329 --> 00:06:18,492 attractive and straight men in this town. 123 00:06:18,599 --> 00:06:21,534 Well, that certainly leaves me out. 124 00:06:21,635 --> 00:06:23,899 She... She said single. 125 00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:28,839 You did say "single," correct? I thought l... 126 00:06:28,943 --> 00:06:30,843 I didn't quite hear that. The reception is bad. 127 00:06:30,945 --> 00:06:32,845 But as the Talmud tells us... 128 00:06:32,947 --> 00:06:35,381 { TVAudio Breaking Up] 129 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,575 ...to the jackal as to an oxen. 130 00:06:37,685 --> 00:06:40,950 { Laughs] Did it get a laugh? 131 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:43,080 Sorry. I'm still on the whole Michael being likable thing. 132 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:46,250 You know that he's only had sex with, like, four women, right? 133 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,260 [Jessie] Let's focus on your likability. 134 00:06:48,362 --> 00:06:50,922 You're going to start doing some charity work with your magic. 135 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:53,556 Actually, I'm kind of the charitable one of the family. 136 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:56,329 - I think it's best if you got a job. - Oh, come on.! 137 00:06:56,437 --> 00:06:59,838 I'm a parent. I care about my daughter every bit as much as Michael cares about his son. 138 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:02,408 What grade am I in? 139 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,943 - What kind of job? - Something where you'll be seen. 140 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:06,945 I represent Cloudmir Vodka... 141 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:10,175 and they want someone to promote it by ordering it at a hot bar. 142 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:13,481 - A place like Rud. - Okay. I'll do it. 143 00:07:13,587 --> 00:07:15,714 And, Tobias, you're a medical doctor... 144 00:07:15,823 --> 00:07:18,348 and you're living an absurd fantasy as an actor. 145 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:21,519 - It's time to get real. - Wow. 146 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:24,119 It's tough talk, but I like it. 147 00:07:24,231 --> 00:07:26,461 You're saying land a major film. 148 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:28,296 I'm saying get your medical license back. 149 00:07:28,402 --> 00:07:31,064 I've set up a hearing for tomorrow in Boston. 150 00:07:31,171 --> 00:07:35,301 - Michael has generously donated $1,100 for your trip. - I'm sorry. 151 00:07:35,409 --> 00:07:38,901 I truly believe that the universe wants me to be an actor and not a doctor. 152 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:41,982 - I'm just waiting for a sign. - Here's your cash. 153 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:45,984 - Universal Shuttle picks you up at 8:00. - Any sign, really. 154 00:07:46,086 --> 00:07:49,715 Sorry. Some of my students are arguing the significance... 155 00:07:49,823 --> 00:07:52,121 of the shank bone on the seder plate. 156 00:07:52,226 --> 00:07:57,664 But that... Not... not wag our genitals at one another to make a point. 157 00:07:57,765 --> 00:08:02,327 - Thought provoking. - And, Lucille, people think you're cold. 158 00:08:03,837 --> 00:08:07,068 - Hanukkah can be spelled so many ways. Oh, God! - { Yelling] 159 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:14,239 - Buster. - Right here. Ready to go. 160 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:16,339 At your service. Get me out there. 161 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:18,350 I want you to stay in. 162 00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:20,920 People find you odd and alienating. 163 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:23,717 You make them uneasy. Stay out of the spotlight. 164 00:08:23,824 --> 00:08:27,817 I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me. 165 00:08:28,929 --> 00:08:31,363 You can always tell a Milford man. 166 00:08:39,173 --> 00:08:41,266 [Narrator] Each with their new charge... 167 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:43,935 the Bluths set about redefining their image. 168 00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:46,945 Tobias was off to Los Angeles International Airport... 169 00:08:47,047 --> 00:08:49,572 determined to return to his family with a career. 170 00:08:49,683 --> 00:08:51,583 Well, this is great. 171 00:08:51,685 --> 00:08:54,119 Why would anybody take a limo? 172 00:08:54,221 --> 00:08:56,689 What is this, like, $12? 173 00:08:56,790 --> 00:09:00,988 Why would anybody pay more than $12 to go to the airport? 174 00:09:01,095 --> 00:09:03,222 Next stop, LAX. 175 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:06,390 Come on! We're stopping again? How many more stops are we gonna make? 176 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:11,233 Honestly, I haven't even seen this part of Los Ang... Is that snow? 177 00:09:11,338 --> 00:09:13,238 Really, now. This is ridiculous. 178 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:17,140 I paid 12 American... Oh, my God. 179 00:09:17,244 --> 00:09:21,442 You are Carl Weathers, the actor. 180 00:09:21,548 --> 00:09:24,574 I went to San Francisco to attend your stage fighting workshop. 181 00:09:24,685 --> 00:09:28,815 - But you never showed up. - I got bumped from that flight. 182 00:09:28,922 --> 00:09:30,822 Hell, they'll give you $300 if you get bumped. 183 00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:35,725 It's this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong guy discovered. 184 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:39,731 - Guess where I won't be going. - { Laughs] 185 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:43,291 Yeah. So... { Chuckles] 186 00:09:43,403 --> 00:09:45,894 I am an actor too. 187 00:09:46,006 --> 00:09:48,031 - Oh. Good. - Well, I want to be. 188 00:09:48,142 --> 00:09:52,545 Without the proper training, I'm afraid I'm doomed to be a doctor. 189 00:09:52,646 --> 00:09:55,012 Well, hell, I can train you. 190 00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:57,709 Oh, well, I'm afraid all I have is $1,100... 191 00:09:57,818 --> 00:10:00,218 and that's for this plane ticket, so... 192 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:05,417 Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes. 193 00:10:05,526 --> 00:10:07,153 - No, it isn't! - Yeah. 194 00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:09,752 - What are the chance... - { Chuckles] 195 00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:12,957 Universe, you've done it again. 196 00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:17,196 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob was beginning his charity work at a local nursing home. 197 00:10:17,304 --> 00:10:21,604 I'm gonna need a volunteer for my next illusion, the Aztec Tomb! 198 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:25,144 - [Woman] A tomb? - Or box. Box is... fine. 199 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:28,544 Oh, yes.! Well, excellent. Let's get you in the box. 200 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,549 { Softly] There's a panel. 201 00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:34,087 just flip it around, curl up behind it, don't make any noise. 202 00:10:36,957 --> 00:10:41,985 Ancient lore has it the Aztec gods put a curse on any man who dare... 203 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:46,532 - What? - He's gone. 204 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:49,693 - [Narrator] Buster was also doing his share for the family. - { Phone Ringing] 205 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,229 { Continues Ringing] 206 00:10:54,341 --> 00:10:57,333 And Michael, atJessie's insistence, was out on the town. 207 00:10:57,444 --> 00:11:00,038 I haven't been out to dinner in so long, I feel a little guilty. 208 00:11:00,147 --> 00:11:02,581 You have nothing to be guilty about. 209 00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:05,243 You're the only one in your family who's ever been responsible. 210 00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:07,752 Well, I'm certainly the only one that's ever held a real job. 211 00:11:07,854 --> 00:11:10,755 Oh, really, Michael? Watch this. 212 00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:13,348 Wow! This Cloudmir's making me think fuzzy. 213 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:16,054 I have almost no judgment at all. 214 00:11:16,163 --> 00:11:19,564 - Two more Cloudmirs, please. - "Only one with a real job." 215 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:23,861 jessie, you've really been doing a great job with my family. 216 00:11:23,971 --> 00:11:27,304 - Oh, good. Get one of Michael and me on a date. - Sure. 217 00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:30,308 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 218 00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:33,709 A date? This is a date now? I thought this was just business. 219 00:11:33,814 --> 00:11:36,647 Can't it be a little bit of both? 220 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,718 How will I know which part of it is business? 221 00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:41,083 Uh-oh. 222 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:46,121 Can't wait to see which part of it is a date. 223 00:11:52,599 --> 00:11:54,328 Show me business again. 224 00:11:54,434 --> 00:11:56,265 - [TVStatic] - [Maeby] What you doing? 225 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,930 just trying to get the TVworking. 226 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,940 Oh, yeah, I tried that earlier. I think it's still hooked up to the prison. 227 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:05,307 So when those guys kept saying, "Hey, you, boy," that was me? 228 00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:09,348 - I was the boy? - Sounds like it. 229 00:12:09,449 --> 00:12:11,610 Have you told your dad you don't want to go to that school? 230 00:12:11,718 --> 00:12:15,245 I'm thinking of just going. I mean, the graduates go on to do great things. 231 00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:20,488 I suppose, but that means we won't be going to the same high school. 232 00:12:20,594 --> 00:12:23,358 Man, it just keeps getting worse. 233 00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:26,261 - But he's my Dad. I don't want to disappoint him. - Man. 234 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:29,665 You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related. 235 00:12:31,038 --> 00:12:33,199 - That'd be amazing. - [TVStatic] 236 00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:37,836 Oh, my God. 237 00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:42,282 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, Dad. 238 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:45,112 I'm sorry that I'm so late, but I was with Jessie. 239 00:12:45,218 --> 00:12:48,119 This girl's making some serious progress in getting you into that school. 240 00:12:48,221 --> 00:12:50,883 She just booked Gob a gig at Earl Milford's nursing home. 241 00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:53,118 - You're gonna be a shoo-in. - Oh. 242 00:12:53,226 --> 00:12:55,956 { Chuckles] She's kinda something, isn't she? 243 00:12:56,063 --> 00:12:58,361 Yeah, I guess. 244 00:12:58,465 --> 00:13:02,299 I mean, you know, hey, she is no replacement for your mom. 245 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:04,427 - Oh, no. No way. - Not at all. 246 00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:07,803 - She's just working for us. You're not dating her. - No, I am not dating her. 247 00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:09,808 Absolutely not dating her. 248 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,811 just you and me. The Bluth boys. 249 00:13:12,913 --> 00:13:15,143 Bluth boys. 250 00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:17,478 - Good night, buddy. - Good night. 251 00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:26,316 - Hey. - Hey. 252 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:28,326 - Is he in bed? - He's on his way. 253 00:13:29,629 --> 00:13:31,529 Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. 254 00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:36,728 This might be moving a little bit too fast for him. 255 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:39,067 I mean for... for us. 256 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:41,504 Me. Uh, for me. 257 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:44,008 Maybe we should take a step back... 258 00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:46,238 and just keep this relationship professional. 259 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:50,248 - Oh, I think that would take all the fun out of it. - No. Seriously, seriously. 260 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:52,511 You're amazing... 261 00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:55,349 - but I just think we should slow down. - Uh-huh. 262 00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:59,186 So the two months on the bike, that was, what, for my health? 263 00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:01,123 We had great conversations. 264 00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:04,527 - Seriously, this is hard for me. - This is hard for me too. 265 00:14:04,631 --> 00:14:08,897 I've got a life to get on track, and I don't like wasting time, so let's do this. 266 00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:11,596 Let's take two steps back... 267 00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:14,037 and why don't you find yourself a new publicist. 268 00:14:16,309 --> 00:14:19,540 jessie. 269 00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:25,243 No. I was just saying your name as you walked away. I didn't... 270 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:29,482 I have no follow-up. 271 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,115 - [Door Opens and Closes] - Jessie. 272 00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:35,126 - [Narrator] Michael felt bad... - { Ringing] 273 00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:38,391 - but he felt even worse when he got a call from his brother. - Hello. 274 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:40,557 It's Gob. I'm looking forJessie. 275 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,966 - She just left. What's wrong? - I need her to spin something for me. 276 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,970 Well, that's too bad because I think she quit. 277 00:14:46,072 --> 00:14:48,632 - What do you need her to spin? - Murder. 278 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,473 [Narrator] Michael was summoned to help his brother. 279 00:14:57,584 --> 00:15:00,781 - Murder, huh? Who died? - My career. 280 00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:03,651 - I'm going to go home now. - I lost a guy. 281 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,222 I put him in the Aztec Tomb, and he disappeared. 282 00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:09,454 - Isn't that the point? - This will ruin me. 283 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:12,293 - He's probably fine. He just escaped. - No! I need Jessie! 284 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:15,197 Well, she quit when I told her that I couldn't go out with her. 285 00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:17,202 You know, I have to do the right thing for my son. 286 00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:21,832 Then you better get her back because the guy I lost was Earl Milford. 287 00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:25,810 - What? - I didn't know it was him. 288 00:15:25,912 --> 00:15:28,073 Although he was spectacularly quiet in there. 289 00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:30,376 You can always tell a Milford man. 290 00:15:30,484 --> 00:15:33,317 Gob, have you destroyed my chance at getting my son in that school? 291 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,650 Not with the right spin. 292 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:40,926 jessie. Get her back. 293 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,655 [Narrator] Charged with the task of renewing his medical license... 294 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:47,597 Tobias was enjoying his first acting class with Carl Weathers. 295 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:50,932 I don't know what your police captain told you about me... 296 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,904 but I'm a different breed of cop. 297 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:57,499 I'm from the streets, and I'm the last cop... 298 00:15:57,611 --> 00:16:00,546 you're ever gonna wanna mess with in a darkened alley. 299 00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:04,947 Dark alley. And l... { Chuckles] 300 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,110 Listen, Mr. Weathers, I don't know. 301 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,120 Perhaps my wife was right. 302 00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:12,658 I don't know if I'm cut out to be a... a De Niro... 303 00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:16,286 or a Regis or a Pinkett-Smith or what have you. 304 00:16:16,396 --> 00:16:18,296 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias. 305 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:21,265 Dreams are worth fighting for. 306 00:16:21,368 --> 00:16:26,032 Now, are you gonna be a fighter, or are you gonna be a doctor? 307 00:16:26,139 --> 00:16:28,130 You're right, Carl Weathers. 308 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:31,938 I should just march into that restaurant where my wife works and tell her... 309 00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:34,206 Your wife works in a restaurant? Do they get a shift meal... 310 00:16:34,314 --> 00:16:37,112 or do they just pay half-price on select menu items? 311 00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:41,313 - I don't know. - Well, let's find out, man. 312 00:16:41,421 --> 00:16:43,389 [Narrator] And the press got hold of Gob's story. 313 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:47,187 - Where is Earl Milford? - l... I don't know, all right? 314 00:16:47,294 --> 00:16:49,489 I put him in a box. I didn't kill him, all right? 315 00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:52,156 And don't edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming... 316 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:53,892 "I killed Earl Milford." 317 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,230 Startling confession, tonight at 11:00. 318 00:16:56,336 --> 00:16:59,396 [Narrator] Minutes later, Gob unloaded his equipment... 319 00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,770 and made a surprising discovery. 320 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:11,142 Don't send me back. They abuse us. It's not pleasant. 321 00:17:11,251 --> 00:17:13,151 Earl, I have to take you back. 322 00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:17,155 - It's the only way to clear my name. - You'll have a new name: 323 00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:21,159 - Hero. - Hero. 324 00:17:21,261 --> 00:17:23,286 That could work for me. 325 00:17:23,396 --> 00:17:26,194 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Jessie decided to pay George Michael a visit. 326 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:28,529 Hi, George Michael. Proud of yourself? 327 00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:30,967 Yeah. I got a bum away from the stand without hurting his feelings. 328 00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:33,471 - That was pretty sweet. - No. I mean about your father. 329 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:35,939 About denying him his chance to be happy. 330 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,875 You're into that too? I'm rubbing off on you, huh? 331 00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:41,106 No. I want my dad to be happy. 332 00:17:41,214 --> 00:17:43,375 It's too late now. I've seen to that. 333 00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:46,543 Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie. 334 00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:50,020 [Narrator]Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth. 335 00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:52,887 Michael's about to become the most unlikable man in town. 336 00:17:52,993 --> 00:17:56,019 Check the papers. 337 00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:58,723 She kind of reminds me of my mother. 338 00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:01,300 [Narrator] And later that night, Lindsay was working at Rud. 339 00:18:01,401 --> 00:18:05,132 You seem like a man of taste and class. 340 00:18:05,238 --> 00:18:07,706 I'll give you $2,000 to touch me. 341 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:10,310 { Chuckles] Oh, my God. My husband. 342 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,675 { Chuckles] Oh, my God. My husband. 343 00:18:11,778 --> 00:18:14,611 You're married to Carl Weathers? { Beeps] 344 00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:17,444 What's going on? Why are you here? Why aren't you in Boston? 345 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:21,919 - Who's he? - His name is Carl Weathers, and he's my new acting teacher. 346 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:25,822 And, Lindsay, he's teaching me all these valuable life lessons. 347 00:18:25,925 --> 00:18:29,361 - I buy all my cars at police auction. - He's full of stuff like that. 348 00:18:29,462 --> 00:18:33,956 And, Lindsay, he's teaching me to follow my dreams. 349 00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:38,469 Give me a bourbon. 350 00:18:38,571 --> 00:18:41,165 Any room on that tab for me to jump on? 351 00:18:41,274 --> 00:18:43,174 [Narrator] And Michael caught up with Jessie. 352 00:18:43,276 --> 00:18:45,176 Listen, thanks for coming. 353 00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:47,269 I was just... I was doing some thinking. 354 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,507 You know, I pulled away, and that was wrong. 355 00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:53,074 - I really want to make this work. - Get away from my son! 356 00:18:53,186 --> 00:18:55,552 Hey, Mom. Kind of on a date here. 357 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:58,522 You'll change your mind after this. 358 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:03,892 [Narrator] And Michael saw the story thatJessie had planted. 359 00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:06,864 Let me tell you something, sweetie. 360 00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:09,025 We may pick on each other, get into little scrapes... 361 00:19:09,135 --> 00:19:11,933 call each other names and occasionally steal from each other... 362 00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:14,097 but that's because we're a family. 363 00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:15,936 You have no right. You don't get to do that. 364 00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:18,875 "Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? 365 00:19:18,978 --> 00:19:21,003 I should hire somebody to kick your ass for that. 366 00:19:21,114 --> 00:19:23,378 - Save your money. - Yeah, you're right. I'll do it myself. 367 00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:27,419 Hey, whoa! We are not settling things like that anymore, all right? 368 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,422 - I don't need my son reading about us in the paper. - Oh, you and your son. 369 00:19:31,524 --> 00:19:33,583 Stop using him as an excuse for everything you do. 370 00:19:33,693 --> 00:19:36,491 - I saw him today. He's fine with us. - What? You saw him today? 371 00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,826 Yeah. I told him he was getting in the way of your happiness. 372 00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:41,400 You did? You said that to my son? 373 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:42,729 Yeah. 374 00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:47,198 You're on your own. Ladies? 375 00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:53,845 [Man] Food fight.! 376 00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:58,448 [Jessie] What are you doing? 377 00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:01,577 Oh, my face.! 378 00:20:01,688 --> 00:20:05,021 I'm gonna get you guys.! Stop.! 379 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,616 The press is having a love affair... 380 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:10,059 with hating the Bluth family... 381 00:20:10,163 --> 00:20:13,599 and they were the center of another brawl this evening. 382 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,295 I'm looking at $50,000 worth of medical bills here. 383 00:20:17,403 --> 00:20:20,429 It looks like you won't be getting into this school. Are you disappointed? 384 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,872 Well, are you disappointed? 385 00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:26,503 Look, George Michael, I want you to tell me how you feel, okay? 386 00:20:26,613 --> 00:20:28,843 I don't want you to worry so much about hurting my feelings. 387 00:20:28,948 --> 00:20:32,349 I didn't want to go to that school, and Jessie's a psycho. 388 00:20:33,553 --> 00:20:35,453 That could've saved us a little bit of time. 389 00:20:35,555 --> 00:20:38,615 But, Dad, if you ever want to date anyone else, that's fine with me. 390 00:20:38,725 --> 00:20:41,853 Yeah? Thanks, buddy. 391 00:20:41,961 --> 00:20:46,398 - 'Cause you know, I mean, four women, that is kind of sad. - All right. Thank you. 392 00:20:46,499 --> 00:20:49,161 I know you got married in college, but that was your sophomore year. 393 00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:51,863 - You had your whole freshman year to... - That's enough honesty for now. 394 00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:55,304 - Thank you. Good night. - There must have been girls at parties. 395 00:20:56,643 --> 00:20:58,634 On the next Arrested Development. 396 00:20:58,745 --> 00:21:00,679 Gob holds a press conference ofhis own. 397 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:03,340 And, now, prepare to call me "hero." 398 00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:06,846 [Cameras Clicking] 399 00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:08,921 He's resting, so... Oh. 400 00:21:10,023 --> 00:21:12,014 Pick a card. Oh, boy. 401 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,593 And Buster moves to the kitchen. 402 00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:17,720 [Creaking]