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Rent-A-Swag shareholders:

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As you can see,
your store is hoppin'.

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These kids are renting my old clothes
like they're going out of style.

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Which they never will.

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Yeah, it's a lot
of foot traffic, Tommy.

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- I like it.
- Oh, "day-yay-yam,"

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it is kind of
a sausage party in here.

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For the record,

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would hit it, would hit,
would hit.

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Hard pass.
[Laughs]

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Tom, who is this... person?

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This is
Mona-Lisa Saperstein,

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my new sales associate.

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Mona-Lisa Saperstein?

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- Does that mean--
- ♪ Oh, yeah

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she's my sister.

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My twin sister,
from the same mister.

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Thank you so much
for hiring Mona-Lisa.

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It means so much to me.

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Even though, honestly, she's...

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♪ The wo-o-orst.

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She is the worst person
in the world.

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Huge skank.
Terrible.

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But thank you.
It means a lot.

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Of course. Got to keep it
in the family.

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Yeah, but does it have to be
<i>this</i> family?

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Actually, that reminds me,

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[rhythmically]
Ba-ba-ba-boss man...

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I need to leave early today because
my shrink got me and him tickets

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to a Pitbull concert.
[Squeaks]

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And I already committed
to that.

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And so if you say
that I can't go,

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it's like you're taking
something away from me.

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Um, store's really busy.

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- I kinda need you to stay.
- Mmhmm.

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I totally hear you.

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Um, I also don't like
what you're saying.

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So if you say no,

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I <i>will</i> start a fire
in the bathroom.

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Okay, I guess you can go.

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Yeah, I know I can.
[Giggles]

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What did I tell you, huh?

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♪ The wo-o-o-orst.

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She's the worst in the world.

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Jean-Ralphio.
How are you?

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[Triumphant music]

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<font color="#ff8c00">Sync & corrections by Alice</font>
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther

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Hello.

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Welcome to Pawnee Videodome.

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Today we'll be screening

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Stanley Kubrick's 1957 classic
<i>Paths Of Glory.</i>

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It's about three men who refuse
to go on a suicide mission

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and are executed for cowardice.

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Or we could, you know,
maybe screen a different movie.

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One that's
a little bit more upbeat.

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Like <i>Finding Nemo</i> or...

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I could do, uh,<i>Shoah.</i>

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Okay,<i>Paths Of Glory</i> it is.

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This is the Pawnee Videodome.

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And we are here because I started
a program to help local business.

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This is a Pawnee institution.

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This is the place
where Perd Hapley

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shot his movie review show
<i>Lights, Camera, Perd.</i>

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It's a heartwarming story,
but it's just not believable.

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Which is why
I give <i>E. T.</i> 11/2 stars.

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[Applause]

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Andy, it's over.

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Get up, Andy.

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What are you doing?

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[Stammers] What's everybody--
where are we?

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The reason I love that film
is that it's really depressing.

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Speaking of which, sadly,
next month,

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Pawnee Videodome
will be closing its doors.

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- Forever.
- No!

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For those of you that
have attended our screenings,

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I want to thank you
for your patronage,

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though I wish you would have
rented more movies.

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Guys, we have to help out
Dennis and his business.

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Everybody rent something,
so we can help Dennis.

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Sir, will you rent something?

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Why would I do that?

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All movies are online for free.

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I'm watching <i>Iron Man 2</i>
on my phone right now.

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Okay, you're not helping.

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I, for one, am going to rent
<i>Finding Nemo.</i>

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Ooh, we don't carry cartoons.

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But if you want a film
about the ocean,

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we have a documentary

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about the brutality
of Japan's whaling industry.

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It's called
<i>Tears Of My Blowhole.</i>

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And it's--it's nauseating.

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[Stammers] I'll just buy
some red vines.

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Oh, we only have
Japanese slime candy

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and, um, Bulgarian wheat balls.

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Leslie, seriously,
where are we?

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All these kids have fathers

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and mothers
who have birthed them

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and are guiding them
through life.

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Yep, that's how it works.

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How are you feeling?

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Did you make
your dad-cision yet?

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I am 100% certain

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that I am 0% sure
of what I'm going to do.

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Ann Perkins asked me
if I would like to donate sperm,

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so she can have a baby.

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It's a battle between my primal desire
to bring a child into this world

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and my paralyzing fear of negatively
affecting any living thing.

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There's $60 missing
from the register.

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I think Mona-Lisa's
stealing from me.

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Yeah, it is absolutely Mona-Lisa.
100%. She's a total klepto.

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And nympho and pyro--
all those things.

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Okay, as your CFO,

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I recommend getting rid
of her immediately.

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I'm throwing a huge cocktail party
tomorrow for all my best clients.

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I don't have time
to find someone new.

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[Groans]
This sucks.

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You know,
when I was in high school,

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we had to spend a week

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carrying around a sack of flour,
pretending it was a kid.

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Why don't you
make Tom your sack of flour,

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see how it feels
to parent him a little?

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Ben, that is literally

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the greatest idea
in human history.

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I heard "sack of flour"
and "high school."

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Are you dingdongs making
fake drugs for sophomores?

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Because if true,
this guy wants in.

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Yeah, just have Mr. Traeger
call me when he gets back in.

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Actually, you know what?

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Don't tell him that I called.

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Just when he gets there,
can you text me and tell me he's back?

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You know what?

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Let's just pretend
this didn't happen, okay?

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This is Jerry Gergich calling.
Bye.

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I have to tell you a secret.

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But if you tell anyone,

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I will kill you slowly
with a giant syringe.

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Good morning, April.
What's your secret?

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I'm thinking about applying to
veterinary school in Bloomington.

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[Sighs]

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Oh, my God, April,
that's great!

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Whoa!
Where'd you get that?

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The Internet.

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So I really need
a letter of recommendation.

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And since you work
in a hospital,

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- as a janitor...
- Nurse.

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I was wondering if maybe
you would write one for me?

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Really?

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Generally, between us,

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April always has
the upper hand.

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And that hand
is usually giving me the finger

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or pouring honey in my purse.

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But now I have the upper hand.

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And I'm going to use it
to crush her...

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Into being nice to me.

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I would be happy
to write you that letter.

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I actually know the guy who runs
the veterinary program over there.

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Because you hooked up with him?

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I don't hook up
with everyone I know.

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Although, yes, we did hook up.

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But before I write you
that letter,

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you have to spend the next week
with me and do everything I say.

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So I have to be your slave
or something?

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No, you have to be my friend.

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No, that is so much worse.

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Don't do that.

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I think I have a plan
of how to save your store.

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If we get
the Pawnee Historical Society

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to declare your store
as a historical landmark,

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then you might get enough of a
tax break to keep your business afloat.

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That sounds like the government
meddling in private enterprise.

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Well, Ron, we all know

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how much you love
the free market.

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But the Pawnee Videodome
is the only place in town

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where people gather
to do something intellectual.

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That and the slam poetry nights
at Beanie's Coffee.

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But I do not count those because
those poems do not rhyme.

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[Rapping style]
Anything can be a slam poem

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if you say it like this.

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[Scoffs]
It's pointless.

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This man is a failure.

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He is not up to snuff.

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His business is failing,
and you're bailing it out.

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This is a bailout,
and I don't like it.

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And there are some pretty
intellectual conversations

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down at Barrett's Hardware.

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You may get
a little heat for this, okay?

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So use your money wisely.

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Get popular films
that people wanna see.

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Like, uh,

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get the Tarkovsky movies
<i>with</i> the subtitles.

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No. Like Pixar.

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Reese Witherspoon.

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I know this is gonna hurt,
but maybe some Michael Bay.

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What? No, no.
No.

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Tom, I have something
I need to talk to you about.

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- Do we need to sit like this?
- Yes.

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Mona-Lisa's taking advantage
of you.

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And I'm sure that it's not easy
when it's the sister of a dear friend.

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Oh, no, it's not that.

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She scares the crap out of me.

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I once saw her punch
a police horse in the face.

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Speak directly to her

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and tell her,
"I will not be disrespected."

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You're Tom Haverford.

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You're a smart,
successful young man

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with an adorable, little belly.

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Stand up for yourself.

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Yeah, I'll talk to her
before the party.

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And if she murders me,

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tell Jean-Ralphio
to clear my browser history.

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Thanks for the advice, man.

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You're welcome.

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Son.

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What's that?

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- Nothing.
- All right.

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Pawnee Videodome

217
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is where I rented
my first Bruce Lee movie.

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And my second Bruce Lee movie.

219
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And when I was
in seventh grade,

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I went out back
in the alley behind the store,

221
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and there was
a giant hornet's nest.

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And I threw a rock at it,
and it exploded.

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- And hornets came out.
- Andy-

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[loudly]
The point is,

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obviously,

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you do not throw rocks
at a hornet's nest.

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[Stammers]
And the point is also

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that the Pawnee Videodome is a place
with tremendous community value,

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where people gather
to expand their horizons.

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Any other comments here
before we vo--

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[clears throat]

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Ron?

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What are you doing
at a city council meeting?

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Are you lost?
Are you hurt?

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No, I am here
to express an opinion.

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This action by Councilwoman
Knope is nothing more

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than a thinly veiled
government bailout.

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And I, for one, refuse
to let her turn this town

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into a socialist hellscape.

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Allow me to elaborate.

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The government should not
prop up a failed business.

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That would be like giving food
to a mortally wounded animal

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instead of slitting its throat

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and properly utilizing
its meat and pelt.

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Please stop talking
about wounded meat.

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Pawnee needs a place
where the community can gather

247
00:09:02,766 --> 00:09:04,681
to discuss and appreciate art.

248
00:09:04,723 --> 00:09:07,825
A place where you can rent
such films as <i>Cinema Paradise</i>

249
00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,796
or <i>Rashomon.</i>

250
00:09:09,872 --> 00:09:11,231
You rented <i>Rashomon?</i>

251
00:09:11,244 --> 00:09:12,961
What was your favorite part
of that?

252
00:09:12,993 --> 00:09:14,760
I haven't rented it,
actually, yet.

253
00:09:14,772 --> 00:09:16,895
But I like the idea
that there is a place

254
00:09:16,914 --> 00:09:18,979
where I could rent <i>Rashomon.</i>

255
00:09:18,998 --> 00:09:21,136
Uh, you can
just watch it online,

256
00:09:21,155 --> 00:09:22,816
for free, whenever you want.

257
00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:23,889
Bailiff!

258
00:09:24,143 --> 00:09:25,161
Thank you, Mr. Swanson,

259
00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,684
for your absurd opinion,
which is shared by no one.

260
00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,667
Now, are there
any more public comments

261
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,697
before we vote?
Mm.

262
00:09:33,575 --> 00:09:35,042
How much to rent this jacket?

263
00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:37,870
Oh. Curly Sue,
that jacket is so ugly.

264
00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:40,546
- You should just take it.
- It's 15 for the day,

265
00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:41,641
40 for the week.

266
00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:42,435
Thank you.

267
00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:43,996
We appreciate your business.

268
00:09:44,258 --> 00:09:45,418
Mona-Lisa!

269
00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:47,315
Did you order the champagne
for the client party tonight?

270
00:09:47,327 --> 00:09:50,110
Did I order the what
for the what-what what, what?

271
00:09:50,228 --> 00:09:52,282
What are you even talking about
right now?

272
00:09:52,307 --> 00:09:54,207
Okay, we need
to discuss your work habits.

273
00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:56,410
Okay, sure,
but after I take a quick nap

274
00:09:56,434 --> 00:09:58,952
because ecstasy takes

275
00:09:58,991 --> 00:10:01,665
♪ forever to leave my system

276
00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:03,957
- No. We're doing this now.
- [Groans]

277
00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:05,460
You need to start putting in
more of an effort

278
00:10:05,478 --> 00:10:07,557
and start respecting
my authority around here!

279
00:10:07,576 --> 00:10:08,773
Or else what?

280
00:10:08,806 --> 00:10:10,679
Or else I'll fire you.

281
00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:12,017
What did you just say?

282
00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,562
I said, if you don't shape up,
I'll fire you.

283
00:10:14,587 --> 00:10:15,935
Do you understand?

284
00:10:16,347 --> 00:10:18,346
You are so freaking sexy
right now,

285
00:10:18,364 --> 00:10:19,588
I could crap my pants.

286
00:10:19,606 --> 00:10:21,407
- Ugh.
- [Kisses]

287
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,759
What are you doing?

288
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:23,890
[Screams]

289
00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:25,504
I guess it would have to be

290
00:10:25,522 --> 00:10:26,849
Channing Tatum's body,

291
00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:28,762
Ryan Gosling's face,

292
00:10:28,813 --> 00:10:32,645
and Michael Fassbender's...
sense of humor.

293
00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:33,771
What about you?

294
00:10:33,789 --> 00:10:34,755
Build your perfect guy.

295
00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,018
Um...

296
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,805
Yao Ming's torso,

297
00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,381
Napoleon's brain,

298
00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:41,946
and The Hunchback
of Notre Dame's hunchback.

299
00:10:41,991 --> 00:10:43,319
Do you like my nails?

300
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:47,799
Even though she hides it underneath layers
of sarcasm, resentment, and grumpiness,

301
00:10:47,824 --> 00:10:49,849
I know, deep down somewhere,

302
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,380
April likes me.

303
00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,704
I'm kind of just fracking
for friendship.

304
00:10:53,975 --> 00:10:57,002
Gene Strackwell,
owner of Strackwell Hardware.

305
00:10:57,071 --> 00:10:59,954
Is there a form I need
to fill out for the bailout?

306
00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:01,948
[Stammers]
We're not bailing anyone out.

307
00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:05,150
Pawnee Videodome is receiving
historical landmark status.

308
00:11:05,183 --> 00:11:09,164
We've been around way longer than
that stupid art house movie bullcrap.

309
00:11:09,183 --> 00:11:11,985
And people need places
to buy tools.

310
00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:13,594
Uh, you can
just buy tools online.

311
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,181
Bailiff, why is he back in here?
How did you get back in here?

312
00:11:16,193 --> 00:11:17,692
I'll see myself out.
Don't worry about it.

313
00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:19,729
I heard you were giving out
free money.

314
00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:21,742
I need $3,000.

315
00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:22,536
Minimum.

316
00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:25,882
Mr. Fantringham, the city of Pawnee
is not gonna give you a personal loan.

317
00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:27,642
What would you do
if one of your citizens

318
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,612
was about to come into
some serious physical harm...

319
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:33,015
Unless he got $3,000?

320
00:11:33,045 --> 00:11:34,114
I'd call the police.

321
00:11:34,135 --> 00:11:36,303
You cannot call the police.

322
00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:39,389
Wilson Gromling
of the "Liberty or Die" party.

323
00:11:39,395 --> 00:11:42,053
These government handouts
are deplorable.

324
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,761
You're just handing out
blank checks.

325
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,330
I was on food stamps.
I was on Welfare.

326
00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:47,686
And nobody ever helped me.

327
00:11:47,711 --> 00:11:49,412
This is not a blank check.

328
00:11:49,446 --> 00:11:52,505
I have given specific instructions
to the Pawnee Videodome

329
00:11:52,536 --> 00:11:54,400
about how they are going
to spend their money.

330
00:11:54,415 --> 00:11:57,082
In a few days,
Dennis will reopen.

331
00:11:57,125 --> 00:12:00,341
The store will serve a wider range
of Pawnee's citizens,

332
00:12:00,372 --> 00:12:03,655
and a Pawnee cultural
institution will be saved.

333
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,031
- Are there any other comments?
- Yes.

334
00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:09,462
The Pawnee chapter
of the "Liberty or Die" party

335
00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:10,725
has hit some hard times.

336
00:12:10,752 --> 00:12:12,059
We were wondering if

337
00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:14,583
maybe the town
could loan us some money.

338
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,625
Mmhmm.

339
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:19,131
Tom, how did it go
with Mona-Lisa?

340
00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:21,677
I told her she needed
to change her attitude,

341
00:12:21,702 --> 00:12:23,104
or I was gonna have
to fire her.

342
00:12:23,122 --> 00:12:26,493
Well, that is very
responsible and mature.

343
00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:27,830
She took it well?

344
00:12:27,864 --> 00:12:30,232
Um... yeah.

345
00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:33,187
For some reason,
she got super turned on.

346
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:35,415
We started making out.
Hard.

347
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,460
Next thing you know,
we're back at my place,

348
00:12:37,554 --> 00:12:38,921
having sex.

349
00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:40,489
We're together now.

350
00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:42,365
Hey, bitch, I need
to borrow some money

351
00:12:42,383 --> 00:12:44,681
to do something that
is none of your damn beeswax,

352
00:12:44,717 --> 00:12:47,891
namely, I need to wax my bee.

353
00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:48,954
Here you go.

354
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,626
I'd still hit it.

355
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,004
I'm coolin' on you.

356
00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:55,026
See? Perfect!

357
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:56,067
[Sighs]

358
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,847
Okay,
you have to choose one.

359
00:12:57,872 --> 00:12:58,741
I can't think.

360
00:12:58,772 --> 00:13:01,090
These braids you did
are making my brain hurt.

361
00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:03,122
Fine. Miranda.

362
00:13:03,141 --> 00:13:04,569
No, I think you're a Charlotte.

363
00:13:04,581 --> 00:13:06,469
You're like a scary Charlotte.

364
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,185
[Sighs]

365
00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,142
Hey.

366
00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,106
Hey, you.

367
00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:12,544
What's--
what's up?

368
00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:14,236
Nothin'.

369
00:13:14,935 --> 00:13:16,019
This is weird.

370
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,149
- No, it's not.
- Yeah, it is.

371
00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:18,811
- Why is it weird?
- It's not weird.

372
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,718
Do you want to talk in private?

373
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,804
No, anything you can say
to Ann, you can say to me

374
00:13:22,822 --> 00:13:24,856
because we're best friends
this week.

375
00:13:24,924 --> 00:13:26,307
Ccan we talk later?

376
00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:27,090
- Yeah.
- Okay.

377
00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,784
- Why don't you talk now?
- No, talk to you later.

378
00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,163
Chris, we can talk now.

379
00:13:30,217 --> 00:13:32,259
- What's going on, best friend?
- Nothing, never mind.

380
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,361
- Tell me.
- Nothing's happening.

381
00:13:33,386 --> 00:13:35,851
Back to forced friendship.
Hey, let's go put on our pj's

382
00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:38,082
and make White Russians.
So fun.

383
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,467
Councilwoman.

384
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:44,097
I just came down to see the effects
of your government intervention,

385
00:13:44,143 --> 00:13:45,560
and I've got to hand it
to you--

386
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,535
You really turned
this place around.

387
00:13:48,513 --> 00:13:49,414
Really?

388
00:13:49,893 --> 00:13:51,846
Oh, my God,
this is amazing, Dennis.

389
00:13:51,884 --> 00:13:53,270
- Hey.
- You did it!

390
00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:55,087
We did it!
I did it.

391
00:13:55,114 --> 00:13:57,285
- This is me.
- Yes, it was.

392
00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:58,616
I took your advice.

393
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:00,783
Got rid of all
those dusty, old foreign films

394
00:14:00,802 --> 00:14:02,551
and used the money
for the part of our business

395
00:14:02,563 --> 00:14:04,268
that's always done
pretty well for us.

396
00:14:04,288 --> 00:14:06,038
Give the people
what they want, right?

397
00:14:06,069 --> 00:14:07,662
This isn't what people want.

398
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,947
It's definitely
what <i>that</i> guy wants.

399
00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:11,805
I like this store now.

400
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:13,402
Do you realize
what you have done?

401
00:14:13,426 --> 00:14:17,050
The Pawnee government now
effectively owns a porn shop.

402
00:14:17,306 --> 00:14:19,324
You have made us porn peddlers!

403
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:23,329
[Laughing]

404
00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,859
Hello everyone,
I'm Brandi Maxxxx.

405
00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:30,495
Let's give a big round of
applause to Councilwoman Knope

406
00:14:30,527 --> 00:14:32,103
for keeping this store
in business!

407
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:35,009
No.
Everyone stop applauding.

408
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,949
For the record, I was
just trying to help a place

409
00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:39,467
that had
tremendous cultural value.

410
00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:42,446
Leslie, you've always been
a huge supporter of my work.

411
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,965
No, no, I haven't.

412
00:14:43,993 --> 00:14:47,440
So I'm thrilled to tell you
that I'm playing Leslie Knope

413
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:51,090
in the porn version of the story
of this government bailout!

414
00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:52,516
Please don't do that.

415
00:14:52,535 --> 00:14:54,650
- Oh, we already filmed it.
- Oh!

416
00:14:54,669 --> 00:14:56,789
The porn industry in town
was really faltering.

417
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,111
But now we're back.

418
00:14:58,117 --> 00:14:59,511
You're our hero!

419
00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:01,506
Oh!
[Men cheering]

420
00:15:02,795 --> 00:15:04,302
Okay.
Are you ready?

421
00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:06,290
For you to tell me
what's going on with Chris? Yes.

422
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:07,688
No.
To sing.

423
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,658
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪

424
00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:11,821
♪ And you will find me

425
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:14,319
♪ time after time. Go.

426
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,738
No, tell me about Chris.

427
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:17,627
♪ If you fall,
I will catch you ♪

428
00:15:17,632 --> 00:15:19,302
♪ I'll be waitin'...

429
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:22,186
Tell me about Chris, or I'm leaving,
and I don't care about the letter.

430
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:24,802
I wanna have a baby,

431
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,583
and I asked Chris
to donate his sperm.

432
00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:27,853
And he's taking
a really long time

433
00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:29,755
to make up his mind,
and it's really freaking me out.

434
00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:32,128
And I can't stop thinking about it,
and I'm obsessing about it,

435
00:15:32,152 --> 00:15:33,840
and I want to think
about anything else but that,

436
00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:36,040
but it's making me crazy.

437
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:42,896
♪ Secrets stolen

438
00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:45,393
♪ from deep inside.

439
00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:46,998
- You know this song already?
- Of course I do.

440
00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:48,850
Everyone knows this song.
It's amazing.

441
00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:51,573
♪ The drum beats out of time ♪

442
00:15:51,597 --> 00:15:53,323
Both: ♪ if you're lost,
you can look ♪

443
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,606
♪ And you will find me

444
00:15:55,718 --> 00:15:57,986
♪ time after time

445
00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:00,474
♪ if you fall,
I will catch you ♪

446
00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:02,976
All: ♪ oh, I'll be waiting

447
00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:05,371
♪ time after time

448
00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:07,586
♪ time after time

449
00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:10,794
♪ time after time.

450
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,400
This never happened.

451
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:19,214
I made everything worse.

452
00:16:19,248 --> 00:16:22,292
If Tom were a bag of flour,
that flour would never grow up

453
00:16:22,323 --> 00:16:24,664
to be a happy,
well-adjusted loaf of bread.

454
00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:25,934
Much less a bran muffin,

455
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:27,913
which is the highest honor
that flour can achieve.

456
00:16:27,939 --> 00:16:30,175
Okay, so you're
really gonna say no to Ann?

457
00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:32,447
I care about Ann very deeply,
but...

458
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,750
I just don't know
if I'm cut out to be a dad.

459
00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:39,143
You know, Chris,
every parent makes mistakes.

460
00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:41,513
I mean, lord knows
I've made plenty.

461
00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:44,465
But it's the small victories
that keep you going.

462
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,512
When you see your little one
take her first step

463
00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:49,518
or--or graduate college,

464
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:51,220
oh, my God, it just makes it
all worth it.

465
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,244
[Chuckles]

466
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,413
And another thing is if--

467
00:16:54,656 --> 00:16:56,624
If, like--

468
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:58,809
If I--
[Exhales]

469
00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:00,468
You know,
and then your kid's--

470
00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:02,192
because you're like--vrrrr--
I don't know.

471
00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:03,160
And everyone's like,

472
00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:04,984
"Oh."
[Babbles]

473
00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:06,298
Oh, I'm sorry, guys.

474
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,025
I--no one ever lets me
talk this long.

475
00:17:08,037 --> 00:17:09,366
I just got lost.

476
00:17:09,391 --> 00:17:10,547
It was a beautiful point.

477
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:12,437
And very well said,
right up until that moment

478
00:17:12,456 --> 00:17:14,439
that you started babbling
incoherently.

479
00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:17,240
And I'll have the number eight.

480
00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:19,621
That's a party platter.
It serves 12 people.

481
00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,280
I know what I'm about, son.

482
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,904
Go ahead, Ron.
Let me have it.

483
00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:25,316
Oh, wait, I'll do it for you.

484
00:17:25,373 --> 00:17:27,258
[As Ron]
I told you so, Leslie.

485
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,906
This is what happens when the
government interferes with business.

486
00:17:29,943 --> 00:17:31,581
Government is bad,
business is good.

487
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,393
Free market.
[Babbles goofily]

488
00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:35,900
Capitalism
is the only way, Leslie.

489
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,666
It moves our country forward.

490
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,442
It's what makes America great.

491
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,805
And England okay
and France terrible.

492
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,592
I like capitalism.
I love competition.

493
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,017
I'm more competitive than you.

494
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,056
- I don't think so.
- I think so.

495
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:48,485
- Settle down.
- No, settle up.

496
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:50,547
'Cause the bill's been paid,
and I've paid it, and I've won.

497
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,806
Look, the point is
there has to be a way

498
00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:55,803
for the government to help places
that add community value

499
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,336
but don't necessarily
rake in the money.

500
00:17:58,385 --> 00:17:59,467
There is not.

501
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,217
[Sighs]

502
00:18:00,242 --> 00:18:01,709
The free market is a jungle.

503
00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:04,513
It's beautiful and brutal
and should be left alone.

504
00:18:04,569 --> 00:18:06,392
When a business fails, it dies,

505
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,366
and a new, better one
takes its place.

506
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:11,742
Just let business be business
and government be government.

507
00:18:11,905 --> 00:18:13,535
Here you go.

508
00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:16,133
And one number eight.

509
00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:17,631
All right, party time.

510
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:19,888
I would suggest sticking
around and watching him eat it

511
00:18:19,915 --> 00:18:22,232
'cause it only takes four minutes,
and it's pretty amazing.

512
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:24,319
These will not be necessary.

513
00:18:27,619 --> 00:18:29,519
Here is your letter
of recommendation,

514
00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:31,003
so you're off the hook.

515
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,103
No need to pretend
to be my friend anymore.

516
00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:34,684
Thank God.

517
00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:36,750
I can't tell
if you actually hate me

518
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,198
or if this is just how you are,

519
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,427
but I had fun hanging out
with you.

520
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,914
So I don't care what you say,
you're my friend.

521
00:18:43,945 --> 00:18:45,558
And I hope you get
into veterinary school

522
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,955
because I like you, so there.

523
00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,101
I got you something too.

524
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,467
A baby-naming book.

525
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,896
I hope it works out with Chris.

526
00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:56,205
And if it doesn't, I hope
it works out with someone.

527
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,000
We're gonna hug now.

528
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,316
- No.
- Yeah.

529
00:18:59,419 --> 00:19:00,988
Ow! You're hurting me!

530
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:03,916
Mm! Lot of hot "D"
in here tonight.

531
00:19:04,063 --> 00:19:06,081
Ooh, look at that chunky hunky.

532
00:19:06,116 --> 00:19:08,664
Go over there and talk to him
and find out what his deal is.

533
00:19:08,685 --> 00:19:10,602
No, I'm not gonna talk
to some other guy.

534
00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:12,597
When we're together,
you can't check out other guys.

535
00:19:12,615 --> 00:19:13,328
That's the deal.

536
00:19:13,356 --> 00:19:15,013
Or else it's over between us,
you understand?

537
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:18,215
Mm! Tommy laying down the law.
A little feisty.

538
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,802
I like that, okay?
I'ma go get a soda.

539
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:23,125
Do you want to have sex
somewhere after I do that?

540
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,006
- Sure.
- All right.

541
00:19:28,196 --> 00:19:28,965
[Grunts]

542
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:29,840
Well.

543
00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:32,760
Looks like things
with Mona-Lisa are...

544
00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:34,253
Continuing.

545
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,564
Yeah. I think
I'm gradually transforming her

546
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,623
from truly terrible
to only kinda terrible.

547
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,795
It's the small victories,
you know?

548
00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:42,395
Indeed.

549
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:43,693
The small victories.

550
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,233
I know she's kind of a monster,

551
00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:46,749
but whatever.

552
00:19:46,783 --> 00:19:48,884
I'm young.
She's sexy.

553
00:19:48,962 --> 00:19:50,833
I'm just gonna see
where this roller coaster goes.

554
00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:52,205
Fair enough.

555
00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:54,429
Is there anything else
you need help with?

556
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,142
Have you learned
how to ride a bike yet?

557
00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:57,895
Yeah.
I'm 28 years old.

558
00:19:57,941 --> 00:19:58,841
[Laughs]

559
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,708
I'm proud of you, bud.

560
00:20:02,824 --> 00:20:03,975
Thanks!

561
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,514
Ann Perkins.

562
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,197
Is that a happy "Ann Perkins,"

563
00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:10,484
or is that
a bad-news "Ann Perkins"?

564
00:20:10,507 --> 00:20:11,824
Oh, happy.
Obviously.

565
00:20:11,847 --> 00:20:13,389
The bad-news one
sounds like this.

566
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,137
[Upbeat]
"Ann Perkins."

567
00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:15,975
Oh.

568
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,206
Well, I've thought about it.

569
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,000
And I'm in.

570
00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:20,283
I want to be a parent.

571
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,213
I want to raise a child,

572
00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:25,033
with all the ups and downs

573
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,681
and challenges
that comes with it.

574
00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:29,907
Chris, this is so great.

575
00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:32,048
- I'm so happy.
- Me too.

576
00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:35,177
Well, I guess your uter-you
and my uter-me

577
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,042
are now our uter-us.

578
00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:38,883
Don't make me change my mind.
[Pats shoulder]

579
00:20:39,331 --> 00:20:42,449
Although we are all sad
and deeply grossed out

580
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,018
that the Pawnee Videodome

581
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:45,919
is turning into a porno palace,

582
00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:48,525
I am happy to announce
that the Pawnee government

583
00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:51,682
will be hosting
a weekly movie night

584
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:52,942
here at the Community Center.

585
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,750
There will be free screenings
followed by a discussion

586
00:20:55,762 --> 00:20:58,453
led by local film buff
Dennis Lerpiss.

587
00:20:58,627 --> 00:20:59,936
Tonight's film is...

588
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:01,449
<i>The Sound Of Music.</i>

589
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:02,366
[Applause]

590
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,329
And... action.

591
00:21:05,189 --> 00:21:07,075
I'm glad you're here,
Dong Swanson.

592
00:21:07,121 --> 00:21:09,271
The local video store's
about to go under.

593
00:21:09,306 --> 00:21:10,456
We have to save it.

594
00:21:10,491 --> 00:21:11,691
Oh, this is the wrong movie.

595
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,154
We ne--
shut this down, please.

596
00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:15,141
- Shut it down.
- Sorry, Leslie.

597
00:21:15,262 --> 00:21:18,334
I'm a strict libertarian,
and I don't believe in bailouts.

598
00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:20,222
This is not how it happened.

599
00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:21,267
[Groovy music]

600
00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:24,767
_

601
00:21:24,877 --> 00:21:29,877
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