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Hold it!
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New glasses.
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Dwight, what a ridiculous,
fancy clown you are.
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I am dressed according to
the Schrute codes of mourning.
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My aunt Shirley has died.
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Oh, Dwight, I'm so sorry.
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Were you guys close?
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I would say that she raised me,
but let's not kid each other.
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I raised myself.
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She was, however, the closest
thing I had to a mother.
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My actual mother
was very cold and distant.
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I'd say she was the closest
thing I had to an aunt.
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- My condolences.
- Keep them!
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Okay. Now, what do we got
in these two pails?
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In keeping with Schrute custom,
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I will either invite you
to Saturday's funeral
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by sprinkling red,
fertile dirt in your face,
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or I will ask you
to keep a respectful distance
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during my time of grief,
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with a dusting of black,
slightly acidic soil.
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What color is it?
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It looks pretty black.
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[Spits]
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Yep.
Acidic all right.
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[Whispering] Oh, thank God.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Dwight.
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And if you want me to be there,
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of course I will go.
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It's just... I have
a personal training session.
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Okay, that's not--
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I get red dirt.
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Nobody is getting red dirt.
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I should've kept my mouth shut.
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We're not even that close.
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I've only known Dwight
12 years.
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12 years.
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Time is a son of a bitch.
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I'm sure-- I'm sure
she's in a better place.
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[Whispering] I really hope so.
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Okay, now this is crazy.
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You can't make a dirtball--
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- [Crying] I miss her so much.
- Okay.
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- You know?
- [Sighs]
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Aah!
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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♪ There's a bright
golden haze ♪
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[Guitar playing]
♪ on the meadow ♪
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♪ A bright golden haze
on the meadow ♪
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[Engine running]
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- Ziek's here.
- Ziek!
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Hey, Dwight.
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Mose, mom says hi.
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Hi to mom.
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You going?
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Will there be ghosts there?
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[Sighs]
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- Get in the sidecar.
- Get in the sidecar.
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Get in the sidecar.
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- You get in the sidecar.
- Get--
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What are you doing here?
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- You invited me.
- You threw the red dirt in my face.
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Oh, yeah.
[Laughs]
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[Horn honking]
Who is that?
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Jeb, my brother.
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- You have a brother?
- Mm-hmm.
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I didn't really see
a better parking spot.
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Oh!
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Look what I did.
[Chuckles]
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[Car door slams]
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It's a rental.
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[Both grunting]
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- You wanna go in?
- No, you do!
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You wanna go in?
You wanna go in?
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- I'll put you in there.
- Okay, I'll put you--
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- Here we go.
- Oh!
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Oh, no!
Oh, no!
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Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle! Oh!
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- Oh, gosh.
- Hey, moonface.
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Nice to see those shiny
little Chinese eyes of yours.
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Who's this guy?
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- Bad.
- Hi, all!
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Why are you here, Todd?
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Okay, let's get right to it,
I guess.
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My name is Todd Packer,
and I am in recovery.
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I'm working the steps.
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I'm on step eight
of Alcoholics Anonymous,
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step nine
of Narcotics Anonymous.
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I'm here to make amends.
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I've been hard to deal with
over the past years.
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Kind of a jerk.
I know it.
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I don't need you
to accept my apology,
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but I'd love it if you did.
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Packer, we accept.
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[All protesting]
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Actually, they have a specific
way I need to do this,
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and I have to go through
examples of stuff.
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Okay, uh, where to begin?
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Hey...
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Pam-Pam
and her pam-pams.
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Well, I have said
some crude things about those.
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But they are beautiful,
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and I guess
that's why I acted out.
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Pam, I'm sorry
I objectified you
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and personified your breasts.
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Sorry, guys.
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Oh, boy.
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I have not been nice to you.
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Phylly,
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I'm sorry for the things
I said about your size
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to your face, behind your back,
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and in the form of drawings.
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Actually, that goes to
all you double XLs.
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Stanley, Kevin...
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this kid in a few years.
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Todd, you're just
saying insults
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in the form of an apology.
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Why can't I just be nice?
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Truth is I really like you guys.
I really do.
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Okay, the apology's
just half of it.
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The big thing is making amends,
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and that's why I brought these.
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I went out
to the Steamtown mall,
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and I got you all cupcakes
from that place Nipples.
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Think it's called Nibbles.
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Ha. The mind sees
what it wants to, huh?
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Ohh...
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there you go.
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Hey, hey, guys.
Wait.
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Before we accept
these cupcakes,
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I think we need to have a conversation
privately in the conference room.
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Don't eat the cupcake.
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We are here today
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to join this woman
on the ground...
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Man is born of woman,
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and his life
is full of turmoil.
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[Laughs]
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It's crap soil.
Nothing's gonna grow here.
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It doesn't matter.
It's a cemetery.
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Yeah, well, I'm saying
it's garbage soil, that's all.
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Well, the only thing we're
planting here is dead bodies.
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That's fine,
'cause they're not gonna grow.
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Well, thank God they're not,
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because we don't wanna
make zombies.
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Good. I agree.
Don't worry about it.
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You won't get any.
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Would the family care
to say something?
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You had black hair
and then gray hair.
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You were the aunt
to my cousins.
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Most of your life,
you were 5'4".
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At the end, you were 5'1".
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They're a descriptive people.
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[Whispering] I see
you started without me.
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You were late, so...
what am I supposed to do?
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- Hi, Fanny.
- Hey.
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- How are you?
- Who is that?
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- Dwight's sister.
- Dwight has a sister?
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Yeah.
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She's beautiful.
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Blech.
[Scoffs]
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Hello, little man.
Haven't seen you in a few years.
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Wha-- what is this--
oh, God.
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[Inaudible]
What'd he--
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- Henry.
- Dwight.
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I see Esther's back in town.
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Hi, Dwight.
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Hi, Esther.
Nice of you to come today.
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This was on the way.
We're going into town after.
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I need yarn.
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Well, if you can snap two chicken
necks with a single motion,
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why use two motions
to slaughter those chickens?
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[Chuckles]
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We're at a funeral.
There's a funeral going on here.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Anyone mention her height?
- Yep.
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Land size?
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Shirley, at 1,600 acres,
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you have the largest farm
in the area,
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sharing borders
with six other farms
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including my own farm
and your nephew Dwight's.
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Okay.
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So... let's get it going.
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Would you want to do
the honors?
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Oh, right, uh...
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you know, I-I don't think
we have to do this.
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We Schrutes don't need
some Harvard doctor
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to tell us
who's alive and who's dead.
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But there was an unlucky streak
of burying some heavy sleepers.
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And when grave robbers
discovered some scratch marks
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on the inside of some
of the coffins,
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we decided to make sure that
our dead were completely dead...
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out of kindness.
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[Rifle cocks]
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[Gunshot]
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That's it for me.
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I don't think
we should eat Packer's cupcakes.
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We can't give him
the satisfaction.
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I agree.
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Even though that place has
a way of making those cupcakes
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so they're dense
but they're also really fluffy.
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We can't let him buy
our forgiveness with cupcakes.
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He was awful to us.
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And he still is.
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How much is a cupcake,
2.50?
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Is that the price
of our dignity?
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3.75 a cupcake actually,
3.67 if you buy a dozen.
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I never forget a number.
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Names, in one ear
and out the other.
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Places, nope.
Faces, that's rich.
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But numbers...
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I have a gift.
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I guess that's why
I'm an accountant.
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Hey, man,
I don't think we've met.
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- I'm Clark.
- Oh, I'm Todd.
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Oh, sorry for calling you
a fat little runt earlier.
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You didn't actually say that.
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- No?
- No.
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Wow!
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I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing
for thoughts that are in my head.
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Hmm.
[Forced chuckle]
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Hey!
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I have a crazy feeling...
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that you are really
gonna like this.
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00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,369
Maybe we should
eat the cupcakes.
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Haven't we done enough
to Packer?
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00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,301
I mean, we sent him down
to Florida on a prank,
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and you did fire him.
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I did.
I did, yes.
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And it was purely political.
He did nothing wrong.
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Would any of you be saying
any of this
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if the cupcakes were
from Supermart?
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Do they even
have a bakery anymore?
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They do.
It's awful!
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And it's getting worse
every day.
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So it really is
just about the cupcakes.
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Wow, you're right.
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It is just about the cupcakes.
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So we're all agreed
no one touches those cupcakes?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Packer can go to hell.
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Thank you for coming
to my funeral.
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As I gaze at life's big sunset,
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I can't help but wonder
where it all went wrong.
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You've all disappointed me
greatly.
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Fanny, a single mama
in the city.
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00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:02,661
Thank you.
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00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,868
Jeb, a street pusher.
249
00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:06,441
After I left the army,
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00:11:06,472 --> 00:11:08,756
I bought a nine-acre
worm farm
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00:11:08,781 --> 00:11:10,277
from a Californian.
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00:11:11,456 --> 00:11:12,994
Turns out,
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00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:16,249
"worm" means something else
out there,
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00:11:16,268 --> 00:11:20,480
and I am now
in the business of...
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00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:22,827
pain management.
256
00:11:23,002 --> 00:11:26,697
Or the smoking
of pain management.
257
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:30,097
I can't stand the fact
that Jeb is a pot farmer.
258
00:11:30,139 --> 00:11:31,974
He could've grown anything.
259
00:11:32,021 --> 00:11:33,938
Anything in the world.
260
00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:37,474
He used to talk about
growing a peanut-grape hybrid.
261
00:11:37,649 --> 00:11:39,968
One plant, one sandwich.
262
00:11:40,672 --> 00:11:42,374
We can't just sit by
263
00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:45,655
and watch our family farm
disappear.
264
00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,369
So here are my terms.
265
00:11:47,381 --> 00:11:49,439
Dwight, Fanny, Jeb.
266
00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:54,435
If you come back home,
I will leave you my farm.
267
00:11:54,593 --> 00:11:57,591
- So there you have it.
- Is she crazy?
268
00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,638
- Dwight?
- Dwight? Buddy?
269
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:00,941
- No, no, no.
- Snap out of it.
270
00:12:00,973 --> 00:12:01,883
[Snapping fingers]
271
00:12:01,908 --> 00:12:03,002
Dwight!
272
00:12:04,151 --> 00:12:05,479
Let's do this.
273
00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:06,990
Let's run Aunt Shirley's farm.
274
00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:08,426
I'm in.
Boom!
275
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,946
No, no, no.
I'm not moving back here.
276
00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:11,098
- Are you crazy?
- Of course you are.
277
00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:13,372
Look, I don't wanna be mean
or, like, insulting.
278
00:12:13,381 --> 00:12:14,645
I know that you like it here.
279
00:12:14,657 --> 00:12:18,435
But, Dwight, it's just that
farm life lacks a certain...
280
00:12:18,966 --> 00:12:20,703
- sort of sophistication...
- Oh, my God.
281
00:12:20,727 --> 00:12:22,077
That Cami and I are drawn to.
282
00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:23,112
And...
[Sighs]
283
00:12:23,124 --> 00:12:26,458
I don't know,
the men are just--[Sighs]
284
00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:29,919
It's almost like there's a--
a willing ignorance.
285
00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:32,450
Yes, I--
thank you for asking me.
286
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,992
I actually have written
a little bit of poetry.
287
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,458
That's crazy.
And I was recently published.
288
00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:39,870
Which is just--
289
00:12:40,101 --> 00:12:41,781
maybe I have--
yep, I do.
290
00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:43,206
Here it is from the, um...
291
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:46,164
hartfordwomenslitquarterly.com.
292
00:12:46,804 --> 00:12:47,602
[Sighs]
293
00:12:47,618 --> 00:12:50,402
A Willing Ignorance
by Fanny Schrute.
294
00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:51,760
[Giggles]
295
00:12:52,795 --> 00:12:54,444
Totally.
Yep.
296
00:12:54,468 --> 00:12:56,786
The people here are like...
[Blows raspberry]
297
00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:58,526
like a fart.
298
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,366
- You know what I'm saying? Like a fart.
- You know what?
299
00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:02,215
Let's take a couple of nights
300
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,011
and stay here and think
about Aunt Shirley's offer.
301
00:13:05,029 --> 00:13:06,197
Couple of nights couldn't hurt.
302
00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:08,305
Oh, somehow I think
a couple of nights could hurt.
303
00:13:08,317 --> 00:13:09,608
You will say yes on one.
304
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:11,677
5, 4, 3, 2.
305
00:13:11,685 --> 00:13:13,269
Get ready to say yes.
One!
306
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,430
- Yes!
- Absolutely!
307
00:13:16,924 --> 00:13:19,727
Growing up with Dwight
and Mose was not easy.
308
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:22,390
Uh, Dwight was obviously
the cool one,
309
00:13:22,508 --> 00:13:24,693
and Mose was the visionary,
310
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:27,810
which left me
to be the comedian.
311
00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:30,002
- That doesn't work on me...
- Okay.
312
00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:31,229
By the way.
It's not--
313
00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:33,932
Quatre, trois, deux, un.
314
00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:36,238
Oui on un.
Oui, un!
315
00:13:36,269 --> 00:13:37,188
- Very clever.
- Oui!
316
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,516
- Okay.
- Oui, mais oui.
317
00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:40,604
Oui, oui, oui.
318
00:13:40,631 --> 00:13:42,609
- Oui.
- Oh, my goodness.
319
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:46,543
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters ♪
320
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:50,351
♪ We'll make our homes
on the water ♪
321
00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:51,777
♪ We'll build our-- ♪
322
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:54,835
People underestimate
the power of nostalgia.
323
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,424
If baseball can use it
324
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,564
to get people to care about
that worthless sport,
325
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,813
then I can use it to get my
siblings to care about the farm.
326
00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:05,249
Nostalgia is truly one
of the great human weaknesses.
327
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,412
Second only to the neck.
328
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:11,482
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters ♪
329
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,982
♪ We'll make our homes
on the water ♪
330
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,556
♪ We'll build our walls
aluminum ♪
331
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:22,056
♪ We'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon ♪
332
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:23,947
♪ Now ♪
333
00:14:31,555 --> 00:14:33,422
So I forgot
about this old custom.
334
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,785
If a man is interested
in courting a woman,
335
00:14:35,803 --> 00:14:39,588
he may throw the beaks
of a crow... at her.
336
00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:42,333
And then if she's interested
in accepting the courtship,
337
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,787
she has to destroy the beaks.
338
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,900
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters ♪
339
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,453
♪ We'll make our homes
on the water ♪
340
00:14:59,471 --> 00:15:03,057
♪ We'll build our walls
aluminum ♪
341
00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:06,323
♪ We'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon ♪
342
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:10,856
Hey, uh, I just wanna say
I'm sorry for screwing you.
343
00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:12,481
I'm not sorry about it.
344
00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:15,599
I am.
It was my rock bottom.
345
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:23,446
- Kevin, you can do this.
- You don't know that.
346
00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:26,298
Kevin, um, let's think
of something to distract us.
347
00:15:26,311 --> 00:15:28,161
Like the movie Skyfall.
348
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,909
You loved the movie Skyfall,
right?
349
00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:31,328
Mm-hmm.
350
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,072
James Bond was a spy.
351
00:15:33,091 --> 00:15:35,648
- Yes, he was a good spy.
- Yeah.
352
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,100
He was the best.
353
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,928
James Bond
would love this cupcake.
354
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:44,337
Hey, you know what,
it was great to see you all again.
355
00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:46,595
Take care.
356
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:52,325
I am going through
a 12-step program.
357
00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:54,785
I'm currently on step zero...
358
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:58,054
which is have a shitload
of fun.
359
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:00,845
I spent six hours
360
00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:03,287
carefully removing the frosting
361
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,592
and then layering in
a variety of drugs,
362
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:07,283
some legal, some not...
363
00:16:07,327 --> 00:16:10,094
some laxative,
some constipating.
364
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:12,840
You don't fire The Packman...
365
00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:15,844
and expect to get away with it.
366
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,788
Guys, I'm proud of us.
367
00:16:19,294 --> 00:16:21,728
I think we did the right thing.
Hey!
368
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,216
- What, Pam?
- Wait!
369
00:16:24,222 --> 00:16:26,306
He's gone.
It's just a cupcake now.
370
00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:28,936
No, no!
It's the principle of the thing.
371
00:16:28,942 --> 00:16:30,405
Oh, my God.
372
00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:33,820
I forgive him so much.
373
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,644
[Gagging]
374
00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:37,930
- Whoa! Is he choking?
- Kevin?
375
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,281
[Coughing]
376
00:16:50,498 --> 00:16:52,732
Oh, that was fantastic.
377
00:16:59,109 --> 00:17:01,320
Is it dangerous to take
the eggs in front of them?
378
00:17:01,345 --> 00:17:03,306
Yes, very.
You really need to stand back.
379
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:04,992
'Cause these
are killer chickens.
380
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,862
I was just asking you
something I didn't know.
381
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:10,107
Which is fine,
and you learned something.
382
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,553
But it was kind of
a stupid question,
383
00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:13,583
so you're gonna get made fun of
a little bit.
384
00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:22,347
Are we gonna eat these today?
385
00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:23,722
If you want.
386
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:29,702
Is that a guillotine?
387
00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:31,086
This? No.
388
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,020
That'd be cool though.
389
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,780
It's for milking.
390
00:17:36,651 --> 00:17:38,703
That's a cow?
391
00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:41,764
Did you just ask me
if this was a cow?
392
00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:45,733
What are you doing now?
393
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,014
Come here.
394
00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:49,322
Come on.
395
00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:51,512
[Milk squirting into bucket]
396
00:17:51,911 --> 00:17:54,957
Grab a teat with each hand.
Sit down.
397
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:59,485
There you go.
Squeeze from top to bottom.
398
00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,066
Really pull, use some muscle.
399
00:18:01,104 --> 00:18:03,868
Draw the milk out.
All right, going all right?
400
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,921
I don't know.
401
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,871
Well, is the udder hot?
Is the milk clumpy?
402
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,307
- I don't know any of that.
- Okay, you suck at this.
403
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,602
Gimme those teats.
[Clears throat]
404
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,273
Didn't your father
teach you anything?
405
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,265
I never met him.
406
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,322
Good morning, Erin.
407
00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,102
Hey.
408
00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:31,952
Hey, everybody.
409
00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:35,397
Um, I decided to eat
my cupcake.
410
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,615
I thought about it last night.
411
00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:38,453
I talked to Jim,
I talked to my sister,
412
00:18:38,472 --> 00:18:42,014
and I think that as long
as Todd Packer doesn't know,
413
00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:42,862
it's okay.
414
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,867
I don't care what you do, Pam,
just please stop making noise.
415
00:18:45,997 --> 00:18:47,047
Phyllis!
416
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,621
Packer laced the cupcakes.
417
00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:49,721
No!
418
00:18:49,777 --> 00:18:51,480
Did you get diarrhea
or were you stoned?
419
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,959
- Some of us got both.
- Oh, my God!
420
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:55,289
Is everyone okay?
421
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:57,423
Last night,
I got out all of my old dolls
422
00:18:57,441 --> 00:18:59,888
and played with them
on the living room floor.
423
00:19:00,158 --> 00:19:03,390
Then I ordered ten
American Girl outfits on line.
424
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:05,914
It was thousands of dollars.
425
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,416
Well, count yourself lucky,
Phyllis.
426
00:19:08,636 --> 00:19:10,138
[Whispering] I got the toilet.
427
00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:11,458
Me too.
428
00:19:11,871 --> 00:19:14,489
I went Christmas caroling...
in March,
429
00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,772
and I fertilized some bushes
along the way.
430
00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:18,763
So not my best night.
431
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,702
But not my worst night.
432
00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:23,252
[Sighs]
What did you do, Andy?
433
00:19:26,823 --> 00:19:27,814
Last night!
434
00:19:27,849 --> 00:19:29,437
Oh, God, um...
435
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:32,542
I don't know.
Noth-nothing, really.
436
00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:34,805
- Kevin?
- Why would you ask me?
437
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,990
No, I'm not a--
I just-- I don't know.
438
00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:38,275
[Both screaming]
439
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,352
Oh... gosh,
I actually--
440
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:43,728
it is hard to recall.
441
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,036
Um,
442
00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:47,729
pretty normal night.
443
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:51,499
My night was just like that...
444
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:53,272
- Yup.
- Okay.
445
00:19:53,738 --> 00:19:56,048
[Pants tearing] Meaning normal.
446
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,271
Yeah, I didn't see you
last night at all.
447
00:19:59,305 --> 00:20:01,648
Nope, I did not see you either.
448
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,180
[Kevin groans loudly]
449
00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:08,966
Wow! He is officially
the worst human being.
450
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,283
Ah!
451
00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:13,038
But... Kevin, that's--
452
00:20:13,064 --> 00:20:15,349
Yeah, no, I understand, Pam.
453
00:20:15,577 --> 00:20:17,077
I understand.
454
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:20,058
No. Ohh.
455
00:20:20,171 --> 00:20:23,349
So that's it.
I just wanted to make amends.
456
00:20:27,012 --> 00:20:29,070
- Wow.
- That's big of you, man.
457
00:20:29,232 --> 00:20:30,566
Takes a lot of courage.
458
00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:32,961
Ooh.
Red velvet.
459
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,665
I should apologize too.
460
00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:36,041
It's okay.
461
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,247
I'm over it.
462
00:20:53,593 --> 00:20:55,093
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters... ♪
463
00:20:55,127 --> 00:20:58,852
Ooh, this is
no nine-acre worm farm.
464
00:20:59,351 --> 00:21:00,913
This is a beast.
465
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,626
Whoever's managing this thing
is gonna have a hell of a job.
466
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,977
Mm-hmm.
467
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,197
- Not it.
- Not it.
468
00:21:08,357 --> 00:21:10,058
It.
469
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,491
If your kid doesn't put in some farm time,
or he's gonna stay like that.
470
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,055
[Chuckles] All right, fine.
471
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:26,328
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