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No. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, sure.
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[Screams]
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[Bike whirring]
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[All screaming]
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- What are you doing?
- Aah!
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- Whoa!
- Ooh.
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You know what?
I'm outta here.
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No, no, no, wait, no, no, no.
Oh, hey, hey, hey!
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Don't leave!
They'll leave!
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- I'll make them leave!
- Sorry.
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You're not gonna
survive the apocalypse
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- with that attitude.
- What the hell are you doing?
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- We're larping.
- We're larping.
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Get psyched up for
Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse.
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The game comes out tomorrow, man!
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Yeah, I'm a zombie.
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I'm not like a dumb zombie
who eats brains.
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I'm like a smart one
who eats, like...
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- like, Boston market and stuff.
- Yeah.
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Okay, good to know.
I was about to do
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some eatin' of my own
until you guys came in.
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- Really?
- That's awesome.
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You know what?
That was the girl from the bank.
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- Wasn't it?
- That was the darkness?
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Both:
That was the darkness!
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Her name is Jenny from the bank.
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So Jenny was the girl
that was definitely not
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- gonna bless you with her sex.
- Oh.
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Does this look like she was never
gonna bless me with her sex?
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Dang.
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Ders got some butt.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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And I actually need weed for, like,
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everything in my life.
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- It's a crutch.
- It's pretty bad, yeah.
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Hey, Blake, I'm feeling sick,
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so I need you to work my desk
for the rest of the day.
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Ugh.
You look horrible.
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- Well...
- Yeah.
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About that, I can't, not today.
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Code Of Ronin comes out tonight,
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and I gotta save a spot in line
at the video game store.
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Actually, I was just about to leave.
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Check it out.
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- That's good form.
- Nice.
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Huh? I'm gonna
put 'em in the bathroom stall,
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tell everybody I'm crapping
the rest of the day.
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Okay, well, I can't lie to you guys.
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I'm not really sick.
I just...
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I told Alice that,
so I could leave early
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to go see Walking With
Dinosaurs: Arena Spectacular.
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Uh, maybe one of these guys
could cover for you.
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I really shouldn't.
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It would set a precedence
in this office that we don't need.
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No, for Alice?
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We'd probably end up fuggin' all day,
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get no work done.
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Please, Blake.
I mean, my lifelong dream
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is to live in Jurassic Park times.
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1993?
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Please, I really need this!
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I need it!
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Okay?
[Quivering]
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Please, Blake!
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All right, all right,
all right, yeah.
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- Oh, okay, great.
- Yeah, yeah.
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That's Alice's appointment book.
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Okay, sure, appointment book.
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- [Screeches]
- [Growls]
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- Have a lot of fun.
- Get out of here.
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Jillian, feel better.
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Oh, no. I'm not actually sick.
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So what you said
about my face earlier was...
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- it was rude.
- No game.
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Great, now I'm gonna be 24 hours
behind everybody's skill level.
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Those racist teenagers online
are gonna butt ram me.
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- Ders.
- Sorry.
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Buddy, come on, dude.
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Please just stand in line for me.
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And then once I get off work,
I'll come bail you out, please.
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- [Laughs] No.
- Come on.
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Are you kidding, after last night?
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Dude, I gotta get the darkness
back to our house.
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I'm thinking about stepping it up,
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getting out the guy-liner,
crossing over.
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Yeah, you do kinda look like
Jared Leto a little bit.
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- Seriously, thank you. - Yeah, but,
like, an uglier version of him.
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Sure, that works for me.
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I guess,
probably not even Jared Leto,
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like a relative of his
who's fat and ugly
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but still sees Jared on Christmas.
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Can't slam me,
not with Jared Leto in there.
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- Adam?
- Hmm?
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- Help me out, dude.
- Mm-mm.
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Come on, you're my brother.
You're my bro!
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- Come on.
- No. No, no, no, no.
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I hate lines, dude.
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Look, you could buy a bunch of games.
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And then when they sell out,
you could sell 'em on eBay.
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You'll make, like, a lot of money.
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I could make, like,
10,000 bucks probably.
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Yeah, no, not that much,
but, like, a healthy profit.
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You know what?
I'll do it.
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- Yes!
- I need money, actually.
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Because I've recently given
a ton of money to charity, so...
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- That's awesome, man.
- Good for you, man.
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- Just kidding.
- Blake!
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Where the hell are you?
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I need a toasted bagel
with salmon cream cheese
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and my yerba mate.
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Coming, Alice.
[Chuckles]
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- Coming at ya.
- Oh.
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Hey, Dark... Jenny, it's Anders.
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Oh, hey.
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Just calling to apologize
about last night.
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Um, I was hoping
I could make it up to you
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- this evening.
- I can't tonight.
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I'm gonna wait in line
for Code Of Ronin:
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Undead Apocalypse.
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Code Of Ronin?
Yeah, I know it
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'cause my roommates are gonna
go wait in line for it.
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You don't have to.
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They'll just pick you up
a copy and, uh,
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since you'll be at my
house already,
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they can just give it
to you late night.
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Hey!
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Did you punk bitches
take my salmon cream cheese?
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No, I haven't seen it.
Good luck.
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Anyway, so it'll just
be me and you,
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- you and me and...
- Yoo-hoo.
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That shit was from Noah's!
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I ain't gonna let you chitchat
till you get me my cream cheese.
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Hello, hey!
Hey, girl!
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Hey, girl, he got baby balls!
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Jesus.
What's all that noise?
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I'm watching an episode of Martin.
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- There.
- This ain't my cream cheese.
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And it's definitely not
salmon-flavored.
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But I don't...
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look, Tez, please.
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I'm desperately trying
to get this goth girl
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over to my house tonight
to get a little freaky.
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Oh, goth girl? Well, you should've
said that from jump, fool.
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Okay, this is what
I want you to tell her.
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You gonna tell her you have
a gang of Tanqueray
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and some bubonic chronic.
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- I am not saying that.
- You tell her...
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hello, are you still there?
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Yeah, no, no, I'm here.
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Um, hey, about tonight, I've got, uh,
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a gang of Tanqueray
and some bubonic chronic.
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Good enough for me.
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- It worked.
- You damn right it worked.
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That's crazy.
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It's been a while for you, huh?
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It's been so long.
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[Phone vibrates]
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All right, all right, all right.
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Yeah, yeah.
[Phone vibrates]
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Ch'ello?
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Yo, blazer, I am lost, dude.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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What street are you on?
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Uh, looks like Maple Avenue.
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Okay, yes, yes, good, good.
That's perfect.
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You're in the right direction.
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Just keep heading north, okay?
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And you're gonna see a line.
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And there's gonna be a bunch
of real gnar brajes and brajettes
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dressed like samurai zombies.
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You can't miss it.
It's a lot of fun.
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All right.
Brajes and...
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were you planning
on bringing me my food
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at any point today?
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I was.
Um, and...
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[imitates trumpet]
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The queen's breakfast,
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a plain bagel
with salmon cream cheese.
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I said toasted.
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Does that... does that
look toasted to you?
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No.
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Now bring me one that's toasted.
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You know, you are worse than Jillian,
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and she might have Asperger's.
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I'm allowed
to break your face, Blake.
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Can I have my phone back?
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Oh, Ders, man.
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- I'm glad you called, dude.
- Hey.
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I was sensing,
like, some really weird vibes
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between us, you know, almost like
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we weren't friends or something.
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- I-I like you, dude.
- Really?
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'Cause you didn't give
to my Kickstarter, man,
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and that really bummed me out.
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I needed 4 gs to buy Funyuns.
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Oh, you had a Kickstarter
to buy Funyuns, the company?
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No, dude, I just wanted
to buy Hella Funyuns, man.
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- How about the weed, Karl?
- Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure.
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- There you go, eighth-ola.
- Hey!
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Good, now listen,
that's for free, okay?
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That's the friend-o price, all right?
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And since we're friends now,
I was wondering
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if you'd like to go check out a model train
show with me tonight. It'd be cool.
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- Tonight?
- Yeah, tonight.
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I can't.
I'm so sorry.
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Any other time, I swear to God, okay?
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Oh, dude, tomorrow night
I'm gonna roast a bowl,
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and then there's
this big hide-and-seek game
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down at the quarry, man.
You'd love it.
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- Let's go check your calendar.
- No, no, no.
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The calendar... there's nothing
on the calendar.
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Oh, um, that's my boss!
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You gotta get out of here!
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Mr. Womano, there's a homeless guy.
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- I'm taking care of it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh, ow! Ow!
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Is that a zombie?
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You a zombie?
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Hey, zombie!
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Next.
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Whoa!
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Your scabs are so real-looking, dude.
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That's dedication.
That is dedication.
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Can I touch it?
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I wanna touch it.
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[Laughs]
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It feels like a puffy corn flake.
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Mm-mm.
[Spits]
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Nope, does not taste like one.
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Tastes like a real scab.
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That's cool how they
make it taste real too.
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Man, technology, you know?
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Have you seen Benjamin Button?
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The makeup in that...
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you're lucky.
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{pub}Toasted, toasted.
I'll give you toasted.
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I will give you toasted.
I'm giving her toasted.
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Hold up, hold up!
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I know that's not
my salmon-flavored cream cheese
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- from Noah's.
- What? Oh, uh...
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oh, yeah, yeah.
I guess it is.
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But, you know,
there's only a little bit left,
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and Alice wants her bagel,
so thank you.
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You better give me
my goddamn cream cheese
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before it get violent in here.
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Okay, I'm sorry,
but I don't need this today.
249
00:08:25,665 --> 00:08:27,943
All right, I am under
copious amounts of stress.
250
00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:30,012
All right, Alice is breathing
down my neck.
251
00:08:30,047 --> 00:08:31,020
So zip it, all right?
252
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,258
I'm warning you, dude!
253
00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:34,039
I've been dreaming about
this cream cheese all week,
254
00:08:34,052 --> 00:08:35,554
and you know I can't
have it at the house
255
00:08:35,573 --> 00:08:36,910
'cause Colleen said it's too caloric.
256
00:08:36,922 --> 00:08:38,331
Well, I'm sor...
257
00:08:39,146 --> 00:08:41,924
[dramatic music]
258
00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:43,649
♪ ♪
259
00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:53,341
Ooh, if you so much
as put a knife on anything
260
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,800
in that cheese,
I'm gonna slap that mustache
261
00:08:55,824 --> 00:08:58,007
off that pretty, little mouth.
262
00:08:58,594 --> 00:09:00,799
Do it, dude.
263
00:09:01,168 --> 00:09:02,498
See what happens.
264
00:09:02,992 --> 00:09:05,863
You don't got the guts.
265
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,378
[Heart beating rapidly]
266
00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:09,906
- Do it!
- Aah! Okay!
267
00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:12,183
All right, all right,
don't hit me, okay?
268
00:09:12,245 --> 00:09:13,922
I have extremely sensitive cheeks.
269
00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,360
Please don't slap me.
270
00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,373
[Groans]
271
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,520
Lines suck, dude.
272
00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:21,861
My mom was actually stabbed
in the stomach
273
00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:23,415
when she was pregnant with me,
waiting in line
274
00:09:23,427 --> 00:09:25,404
for Riddler's revenge at six flags.
275
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,294
So I have, like, post-traumatic
prenatal stress disease.
276
00:09:28,493 --> 00:09:30,529
It's, like, a real thing in my life.
277
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,289
You know what would
really chill me out?
278
00:09:33,329 --> 00:09:34,617
If I were able to...
279
00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:36,678
[High-pitched]
smoke a bowl.
280
00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,025
[Normal voice] Would you guys be
able to help me out with that?
281
00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,936
[High-pitched]
Smoke some weed.
282
00:09:41,445 --> 00:09:43,307
[Normal voice]
I could pay.
283
00:09:43,445 --> 00:09:45,265
I got some cash.
284
00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:48,312
We'll get you high, man.
Don't worry about it.
285
00:09:48,468 --> 00:09:51,029
Why don't we go someplace
a little bit more private?
286
00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,401
More private?
Okay.
287
00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,666
Wow, you're taking
this zombie thing
288
00:09:53,703 --> 00:09:55,538
- really seriously, aren't you?
- [Chuckles]
289
00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,272
Hello, Jenny.
You look ravishing.
290
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,182
When are your friends
gonna be back with the game?
291
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,230
Not for a good while, so...
292
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,412
That means it's just me and you
for a little bit.
293
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,600
I hope you're a panini girl.
294
00:10:09,644 --> 00:10:13,118
I've got some paninis
for you, madame.
295
00:10:13,539 --> 00:10:15,292
- Where's the weed?
- I'm just kidding.
296
00:10:16,124 --> 00:10:18,722
The weed is right here.
297
00:10:20,232 --> 00:10:22,084
Let's get silly.
298
00:10:22,144 --> 00:10:23,678
Yeah, it'd be better
if you rolled them too
299
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,502
because sometimes they get
really soggy when I do it.
300
00:10:26,838 --> 00:10:28,653
I got, like, extra
kissing juices or something.
301
00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:29,921
I don't know.
[Sniffs]
302
00:10:29,951 --> 00:10:31,403
[Knock at door]
303
00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:34,029
- Yeah?
- Hey, what's up, best friend?
304
00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:35,782
- Man, how's it going?
- What are you doing here?
305
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,262
Dude, I'm on the bang patrol, baby.
306
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,739
- Did you bang her yet?
- Not yet. No, I haven't.
307
00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:41,559
But thanks for patrolling,
I appreciate it.
308
00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:42,599
- I'll see you around.
- What, no...
309
00:10:42,617 --> 00:10:45,425
no, I brought my guitar just in case
you wanted me to "sere-nah-day" you.
310
00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:48,996
♪ I wanna sleep inside of y... ♪
311
00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:50,588
I don't need your songs, man.
312
00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:52,789
I got Ders-patented love moves, okay?
313
00:10:52,822 --> 00:10:54,282
I'll be banging her
in about 20 minutes.
314
00:10:54,306 --> 00:10:55,787
- Thank you.
- Dude, that's what's up, man.
315
00:10:55,811 --> 00:10:57,684
That's my guy.
You're gonna fuck this chick.
316
00:10:57,703 --> 00:10:58,828
- Yeah.
- You know that, right?
317
00:10:58,843 --> 00:10:59,930
- Yeah, I know it.
- Bang her.
318
00:10:59,949 --> 00:11:01,827
Then are you are gonna need this.
319
00:11:02,593 --> 00:11:03,439
What for?
320
00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:05,942
So you can tape yourself
while you're banging her, man.
321
00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,666
All right, there's nothing
more empowering
322
00:11:07,685 --> 00:11:09,638
than jerking it
to your own butt and balls.
323
00:11:10,216 --> 00:11:11,093
Trust.
324
00:11:11,124 --> 00:11:13,859
It would be kinda cool
to see my moves.
325
00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:15,041
- Mm-hmm.
- Let's do it.
326
00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:16,802
Just put it in the ceiling vent
in my room, all right?
327
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:17,588
Okay.
328
00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:21,716
So, uh, repairman, the vent
that's broken in my bedroom
329
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,999
is just down that hall
and to the left.
330
00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,885
Oh, yeah, absolutely, sir, yes.
331
00:11:25,906 --> 00:11:28,384
You are the customer,
and I am the repairman.
332
00:11:28,415 --> 00:11:29,574
- Yep.
- My God.
333
00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:32,085
You are gorgeous,
and you are so lucky
334
00:11:32,097 --> 00:11:33,568
to have such a wonderful man here.
335
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,377
I mean, I meet a lot of guys
336
00:11:35,402 --> 00:11:37,854
in my line of business,
which clearly is vents.
337
00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:38,527
Yeah.
338
00:11:38,547 --> 00:11:40,899
And, uh, he's the best I've ever met.
339
00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:43,272
Oh, yeah. He's the best, all right.
340
00:11:43,714 --> 00:11:45,330
He's great,
probably great in the sack.
341
00:11:45,349 --> 00:11:46,491
Okay, thank you.
342
00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:49,251
Good luck in there,
repairing vents.
343
00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:51,170
The vents have been
driving me nuts.
344
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,554
I've got this phlegm-y thing
I can't get rid of, but...
345
00:11:53,602 --> 00:11:55,877
- Oh, no.
- But I'm better now.
346
00:11:56,065 --> 00:11:57,584
I'm raring to go.
347
00:11:57,594 --> 00:11:59,597
Ow! Jesus!
348
00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:00,821
[Exhales]
349
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:01,584
Whoo!
350
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:05,300
Ooh! This stuff
makes me feel strong, dude.
351
00:12:05,337 --> 00:12:08,824
I feel like I could punch
through a wall right now.
352
00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:10,349
What kind of weed is this?
353
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:11,601
It's PCP.
354
00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:14,698
PCP.
[Exhales]
355
00:12:15,326 --> 00:12:17,387
Wow, very cool.
Check that off the list.
356
00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:19,401
Why don't you just
give us all the money?
357
00:12:19,414 --> 00:12:21,897
- We'll make this easy.
- Uh...[Exhales]
358
00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:24,739
Yep. I'll throw you guys some cash.
359
00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,160
- No, no, no, no.
- Can you break a 20?
360
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,228
No, all of it and the wallet too.
361
00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:29,790
No, that's not what I...
362
00:12:29,803 --> 00:12:31,379
that's not what we had agreed to.
363
00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:34,329
I thought we were just
buddies smoking some weed,
364
00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:35,742
not PCP.
[Laughs]
365
00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:39,472
- Give me the money now!
- Aah!
366
00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:42,478
[Screaming]
[Both growling]
367
00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,934
[Screaming]
368
00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:48,354
[Dubstep music]
369
00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:51,482
♪ ♪
370
00:12:51,648 --> 00:12:54,944
[All growling]
371
00:12:55,069 --> 00:13:00,149
[Screaming]
372
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:01,650
Ow!
373
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,458
{pub}Adam? Adam?
374
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:13,678
[Sighs]
I left my phone at the off...
375
00:13:13,703 --> 00:13:15,097
Adam?
376
00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,185
What the hell?
377
00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:19,281
I'm right here, Blake.
378
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,528
I saved your spot while
you were in the bathroom.
379
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:23,723
[Chuckles]
380
00:13:23,748 --> 00:13:25,122
Marshall Davis?
381
00:13:25,177 --> 00:13:26,740
Yeah, man,
from Rancho Video And Disc.
382
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,211
I used to hook you up.
383
00:13:28,492 --> 00:13:30,578
Hey, man, thanks
for letting me in line.
384
00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:32,654
I mean...
sorry, excuse me.
385
00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:35,130
I-I had a friend
who was saving a spot for me,
386
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,977
but I guess he got lost.
387
00:13:37,019 --> 00:13:38,820
Hey, no problem, man.
You know, it's been a while.
388
00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:40,350
We should get together
and play some magic.
389
00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:42,186
Oh, dude, I brought my swarm deck.
390
00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:44,964
Yo, you can't cut in line, bitch!
391
00:13:44,977 --> 00:13:47,202
Oh. Oh, no, he...
he was just in the bathroom.
392
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:48,759
No, he wasn't, dude.
393
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,373
I was watching the whole time.
394
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,492
You just forfeited
your line privileges, bro!
395
00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:54,493
- Okay, thank...
- Excuse me, Chad.
396
00:13:54,511 --> 00:13:56,199
All right, and I'm just
assuming that's your name
397
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,808
by the way you're dressed,
but don't yell at him.
398
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,205
I'm the one who cut in line.
399
00:14:00,245 --> 00:14:02,795
First of all, bro, my name's Devin.
400
00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:05,161
Second of all, that story sucks.
401
00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:07,624
Why don't you guys go
to the back of the line now?
402
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,301
Okay, sorry, sir. We'll get
to the back of the line.
403
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:10,619
No, no, no, no.
Wait a second.
404
00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:12,885
This is your spot.
Stand your ground.
405
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,360
Eh, what can you do?
It happens.
406
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,397
It does happen,
and it's happening, dude.
407
00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:19,530
Back of the line!
You too!
408
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:21,208
- Let's go, Gandalf.
- All right, all right.
409
00:14:21,226 --> 00:14:22,834
Yeah, follow the finger.
410
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,471
That's what you get when you
mess with Tony Danza's cousin!
411
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:26,919
Devin Danza?
412
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:28,735
God, you do have some kinks
413
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,246
and some meaty traps.
414
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:32,021
[Guitar note]
415
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:33,395
I'm done.
416
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,656
Maintenance is all good.
417
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,494
And as we say
in the ventilation business,
418
00:14:36,525 --> 00:14:38,138
cameras are rolling, man.
419
00:14:38,195 --> 00:14:42,137
All right. Thank you
for your help, Mr. Vent man.
420
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,292
- No problem.
- Where do you think you're going?
421
00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:46,989
Well, his job's done,
so he's leaving.
422
00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:49,322
- Yeah.
- Not yet he's not.
423
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,388
Let's take this party to the bedroom.
424
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:54,997
Yeah, no, I know, I know.
425
00:14:55,022 --> 00:14:57,081
I just it was gonna be
us two tonight.
426
00:14:57,138 --> 00:14:58,641
But that's not a party.
427
00:14:59,051 --> 00:15:01,669
This is a party.
428
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:03,933
Ooh.
429
00:15:04,594 --> 00:15:07,083
And I like parties.
430
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,912
I call first bang.
431
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,429
I want you both
to take your shirts off.
432
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:18,839
- Yeah.
- Um, both of us have to?
433
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:19,913
Both of you.
434
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,252
[Deep breath]
435
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,521
Oh, God.
Okay, all right.
436
00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:25,480
It's just, you know, 'cause it's
cold in here is all, so...
437
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,155
Now I want you two to show me
438
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:29,882
what you would do to me
on each other.
439
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,259
Okay, well, I would
grab your titty...
440
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:33,549
- stop it!
- Chill out, man.
441
00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:34,788
It's just a titty, dude.
442
00:15:34,831 --> 00:15:36,563
Male, female, it's all the same,
baby, it's skin.
443
00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:39,616
No. I am not comfortable with this.
444
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,757
Well, you better get comfortable
445
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:45,463
because later I'm gonna
make you really comfortable...
446
00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:49,525
In my pussy.
447
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,494
- Okay, just start here.
- Yep, right here.
448
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,716
So I'ma do this first.
449
00:15:52,741 --> 00:15:54,321
I'm gonna rub it
and tantalize it a little bit.
450
00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:55,765
Then I'm gonna grab the other one.
451
00:15:55,777 --> 00:15:57,053
- Okay. [Chuckles]
- Yeah.
452
00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:59,784
You got some...
you got some awesome tits.
453
00:15:59,808 --> 00:16:00,724
Yeah.
[Stammers]
454
00:16:00,755 --> 00:16:02,132
This is some B.S.
455
00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:06,398
I am sick of guys like that
walking all over us.
456
00:16:06,484 --> 00:16:08,391
Some people are lords of the pit.
457
00:16:08,492 --> 00:16:10,336
Others, like you and me,
458
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,060
Thrulls, born to be sacrificed.
459
00:16:13,085 --> 00:16:14,987
I'm a force of nature, man.
460
00:16:15,113 --> 00:16:17,365
- I'm an avatar of might.
- Well...
461
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,928
I'ma trample this guy.
462
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:20,700
Come on.
463
00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:24,114
Dude, how have you not seen
my chemical romance live, dude?
464
00:16:24,132 --> 00:16:25,283
Excuse me.
465
00:16:25,663 --> 00:16:28,608
The way you were acting
earlier was unacceptable.
466
00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:32,585
So unless you wanna see
how really super tough I am,
467
00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:34,511
I suggest you let us back in line.
468
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,048
[Spits]
469
00:16:36,257 --> 00:16:37,259
Eww.
470
00:16:37,345 --> 00:16:39,393
Or what?
471
00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:43,286
[Both screaming]
472
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,251
- Yeah!
- Aah!
473
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,064
Ahh!
[Exhales]
474
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,743
Fine, man, take the spot, whatever.
475
00:16:49,761 --> 00:16:51,085
Yeah!
[Laughs]
476
00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:52,254
That was awesome.
477
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:54,461
Thanks.
Yeah, I'm a hero, man.
478
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,389
Feels good. It feels good.
It feels hood.
479
00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:57,271
[Screams]
480
00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:59,200
There's a zombie apocalypse!
481
00:16:59,224 --> 00:17:01,080
- Aah, zombies!
- Watch where you're going.
482
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,713
Zombies!
483
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,976
I don't take that shit no more.
484
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,575
{pub}- Oh, lick it.
- Yeah.
485
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:16,265
- Oh, yeah.
- Is that what you want?
486
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,121
- [Moans]
- Like that?
487
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,326
- Mm, Ders.
- Ow!
488
00:17:20,069 --> 00:17:21,803
Too rough, okay.
489
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,106
Well, dude, I'm sorry.
But you know what?
490
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,204
You could be a little rougher.
491
00:17:24,228 --> 00:17:25,573
Fine, tell me how you like this.
492
00:17:25,605 --> 00:17:26,781
- That's it.
- How do you like that?
493
00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:27,950
- Does that hurt?
- That's what's up.
494
00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:31,473
Okay, now I want you both to take off
the rest of your clothes so that
495
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:33,047
I could get involved.
496
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:34,283
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
497
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,337
I have to draw the line.
This is... don't.
498
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:37,475
- Hey.
- Nope, this is happening.
499
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,267
This is happening, bud.
We're doing this.
500
00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:40,392
- I can't do this.
- Okay.
501
00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:44,294
Here, why don't you
put my teeny-tiny panties
502
00:17:44,728 --> 00:17:46,309
- in your mouth?
- Okay, this I like.
503
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:48,933
You are creative.
Move over, Karl.
504
00:17:48,957 --> 00:17:50,169
Come on in. Come on in.
505
00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:51,756
[Chuckles]
506
00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:52,969
Ooh.
507
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:54,846
But first...
508
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:58,404
Oh, yeah, no vision allowed.
509
00:17:58,429 --> 00:18:01,505
Oh, blindfolding me, okay.
510
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:03,374
Cool.
I want no sight.
511
00:18:03,398 --> 00:18:05,630
Yeah, hiding the senses. Ow.
512
00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:07,688
This is freakin'
kink central right here.
513
00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,268
- Feed me, baby.
- I love it.
514
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:10,735
My panties in your mouth.
515
00:18:10,754 --> 00:18:12,146
Yeah, feed me, baby.
516
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,819
- Open wide.
- Mm-hmm.
517
00:18:13,846 --> 00:18:14,976
[Both moan]
518
00:18:15,121 --> 00:18:16,870
- Yum.
- [Muffled] Baby.
519
00:18:16,911 --> 00:18:18,126
Oh, what do they taste like?
520
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,403
Butterscotch, baby.
521
00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:20,956
- Let me taste a little bit.
- Mm-mm, no, you wait.
522
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:22,178
- Come on, let me taste.
- Stop it.
523
00:18:22,195 --> 00:18:23,511
- Come on, man.
- Oh, here we go.
524
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,358
Where's she at?
I found her.
525
00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:27,036
Here I am, guys.
526
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,041
- She's right here.
- Marco Polo.
527
00:18:29,069 --> 00:18:31,009
[Laughter]
528
00:18:31,493 --> 00:18:32,803
Oh, my God.
529
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,091
[Muffled]
Marco boner.
530
00:18:34,151 --> 00:18:36,029
- [Cell phone chimes]
- Oh, I'm in.
531
00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:37,513
She's getting a little hot, huh?
532
00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:39,820
- I think I found a butt.
- Oh, yeah?
533
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:41,212
Is he touching your butt?
534
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:43,067
'Cause that's cool, and I like it.
535
00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:44,253
[Both moaning]
536
00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:46,740
- She's great.
- Oh, yeah, you guys, I'm so close.
537
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:47,921
- You like that?
- Oh, she's gonna go.
538
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,553
- She's gonna blast.
- Magic fingers.
539
00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:50,960
[Moans]
540
00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:53,613
If you were hoping to get a copy
541
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,998
of the popular video game
Code Of Ronin,
542
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:57,452
you're in for a disappointment.
543
00:18:57,464 --> 00:18:59,282
The game's release will be delayed
544
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,793
due to a violent brawl,
which resulted
545
00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:03,885
in one man accidentally
stabbed himself
546
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,668
with a samurai sword.
547
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,030
What the hell?
548
00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:10,054
Oh, my God. You're munching
on my undies, dude.
549
00:19:10,072 --> 00:19:12,583
[Screams, spitting]
550
00:19:12,712 --> 00:19:15,178
- Whoa.
- No, no, no, no!
551
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,304
Jesus. I wouldn't have
put those in my mouth.
552
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,880
Get away from me.
[Spitting]
553
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,493
All right, losers, I'm out of here.
554
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:26,105
What?
You knew the entire time?
555
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,871
Yeah, duh, I knew.
556
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:29,484
I pegged you as smart.
557
00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:31,519
And if you ever call me again,
558
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:34,179
I will upload this to burning camel.
559
00:19:34,747 --> 00:19:36,242
- No!
- So what?
560
00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:37,770
It wouldn't be my first video.
561
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:38,855
Bye.
562
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:40,721
[Groans]
Oh!
563
00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:42,874
Oh, my God.
They're soggy, dude.
564
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,565
Jeez, you were working
with some kissing juices, man.
565
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:48,113
- I know.
- That's real.
566
00:19:48,219 --> 00:19:49,234
[Sighs]
Oh, my God.
567
00:19:49,295 --> 00:19:52,551
- Yeah! Oh, man.
- Yeah!
568
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:55,155
It felt so good standing up
for myself today, man.
569
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,406
I just wish Marshall
wouldn't have fell
570
00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:58,635
on his sword, that sucked.
571
00:19:58,671 --> 00:20:00,988
PCP, man, one hell of a drug.
572
00:20:01,006 --> 00:20:02,420
Can't feel anything on it.
573
00:20:02,439 --> 00:20:03,440
- Coming at ya.
- Yep.
574
00:20:03,465 --> 00:20:05,643
- Uh-oh.
- All: Ooh!
575
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:09,736
That one's gonna sting tomorrow,
but right now, it feels amazing.
576
00:20:09,748 --> 00:20:11,452
- No way.
- Yes. Yes, way.
577
00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,567
- Yeah, there's blood.
- Yeah. I'm bleeding?
578
00:20:13,585 --> 00:20:14,842
- Yeah, it's through the shirt.
- You know what?
579
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,636
I think we should move this
to the face.
580
00:20:16,697 --> 00:20:18,022
- Okay, sure.
- Let do...
581
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:19,852
I mean, we should be recording this.
582
00:20:19,877 --> 00:20:21,728
Yeah.
You guys had a weird night.
583
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,536
Nothing weird happened here.
584
00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:24,759
- Cool.
- Great.
585
00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:26,042
I thought we were doing my thing.
586
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,682
- [Knock at door]
- Someone's at the door.
587
00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:29,559
You just got saved.
588
00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:31,978
Saved by the knock is what
I would call it.
589
00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:34,935
Hey, man, as a friend,
I wanted to tell you first.
590
00:20:35,028 --> 00:20:37,538
I banged the darkness, I did.
591
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,551
She was waiting for a cab,
and I hit her in the bushes.
592
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:41,129
No, you didn't.
593
00:20:41,236 --> 00:20:43,072
- Smell, dude.
- I'm not...
594
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:44,319
take a whiff.
595
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:45,769
[Sniffs]
596
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,459
Aw, damn it!
597
00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:49,608
Dude, that smells good.
598
00:20:49,651 --> 00:20:50,736
- Does it?
- Yeah.
599
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,323
Those fingers were in
my butt, man.
600
00:20:52,348 --> 00:20:53,326
- What?
- I got you.
601
00:20:53,357 --> 00:20:55,060
- Come on, man! Dude!
- I got you, dude!
602
00:20:55,094 --> 00:20:56,439
I didn't actually "f" her.
603
00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:58,274
So what's, uh...
[Stammering]
604
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,666
What's on the menu tonight?
605
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:04,997
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