1 00:00:02,189 --> 00:00:05,590 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:22,777 --> 00:00:25,610 - [Man Narrating] It was Michael's sister's anniversary. - Hi. 6 00:00:25,713 --> 00:00:28,375 He'd convinced his mother to throw a party for her. 7 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:30,347 Lindsay, how's this for an anniversary cake? 8 00:00:30,451 --> 00:00:34,387 Anniversary? You asked me to throw a Valentine's Day party. 9 00:00:34,488 --> 00:00:36,718 - Did I? - You tricked me. 10 00:00:36,824 --> 00:00:39,987 I deceived you, Mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. 11 00:00:40,094 --> 00:00:43,461 Touché. Lupe, untie the balloons! 12 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:48,593 Michael, all alone on Valentine's Day? 13 00:00:48,703 --> 00:00:50,671 How's that possible? 14 00:00:50,771 --> 00:00:52,671 You seem like such a romantic to me. 15 00:00:52,773 --> 00:00:56,869 l- l-I can just see you showing up on some lucky girl's porch... 16 00:00:56,978 --> 00:01:00,072 in a tuxedo with a bottle of champagne. 17 00:01:00,181 --> 00:01:02,149 Yeah. Well, if I show up with all that stuff... 18 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:04,410 I could probably just get away with shorts and a T-shirt, right? 19 00:01:04,518 --> 00:01:06,486 Which is good 'cause I don't even have a tuxedo. 20 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:09,522 So you're saying there's no one you're even interested in? 21 00:01:09,624 --> 00:01:11,956 [Narrator] In fact, Michael had become enamored of Marta... 22 00:01:12,059 --> 00:01:15,119 when Gob was having second thoughts about the relationship. 23 00:01:15,229 --> 00:01:18,289 - I've made a huge mistake. - But when Gob recommitted to her... 24 00:01:18,399 --> 00:01:22,028 - I've made a huge mistake. - Michael decided to do the noble thing and let her go. 25 00:01:22,136 --> 00:01:26,539 There was somebody for a while, but it was too much of a brother... bother. 26 00:01:32,947 --> 00:01:35,973 That can't feel good. 27 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,449 It's fine. I'm over it. I'm okay by myself, you know? 28 00:01:38,552 --> 00:01:41,453 I really just want to focus on my family's happiness. 29 00:01:41,555 --> 00:01:44,456 That's why I threw this party. I mean, 14 years, huh? 30 00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:46,458 You've got to be doing somethin' right. 31 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,188 Well, if you call not filing for divorce "something right." 32 00:01:49,296 --> 00:01:51,355 - But I guess we keep it interesting. - Where's Tobias? 33 00:01:51,465 --> 00:01:53,899 He's on the balcony having margaritas with Carl Weathers. 34 00:01:54,001 --> 00:01:57,960 [Narrator] Tobias had recently hired actor Carl Weathers as a drama coach. 35 00:01:58,072 --> 00:02:00,336 Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor... 36 00:02:00,441 --> 00:02:02,534 or more the beloved comic actor? 37 00:02:02,643 --> 00:02:05,476 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. 38 00:02:05,579 --> 00:02:08,776 You take this home, throw it in a pot. Add some broth, a potato... 39 00:02:08,883 --> 00:02:11,408 Baby, you got a stew goin'. 40 00:02:11,519 --> 00:02:14,545 Yes, that's fine. But I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. 41 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:16,987 I did give you my last $1,100. 42 00:02:17,091 --> 00:02:20,026 Let me tell you a little story about acting. 43 00:02:20,127 --> 00:02:23,494 I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice, with Anne Archer. 44 00:02:23,597 --> 00:02:26,088 Never once touched my per diem. 45 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,692 I go to craft service, get some raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup... 46 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:32,329 { Chuckles] Baby, I had a stew goin'. 47 00:02:33,374 --> 00:02:35,672 I think I'd like my money back. 48 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:45,013 [Narrator] Like his father, George Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. 49 00:02:45,119 --> 00:02:47,019 It was on his cousin, Maeby. 50 00:02:47,121 --> 00:02:51,057 And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction. 51 00:02:51,158 --> 00:02:53,752 just give me a sign. 52 00:02:55,529 --> 00:02:59,260 { Chuckles] First one's obvious. Okay. 53 00:03:00,501 --> 00:03:02,969 [Narrator] He continued to look for a sign. 54 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:05,937 - Until finally... - "Maybe tonight." 55 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,031 { Chuckling] What are the chances? 56 00:03:08,142 --> 00:03:11,270 [Narrator] Actually, "Maybe Tonight" was a very popular candy slogan... 57 00:03:11,378 --> 00:03:13,278 and the chances were one in eight. 58 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:16,315 - What are you doin'? - Just tryin' to throw stuff at my dad's head... 59 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:18,681 - but the wind keeps taking it. - Oh, cool. 60 00:03:18,786 --> 00:03:20,686 So, I, uh... I found this. 61 00:03:20,788 --> 00:03:23,848 I thought it was like a one-in-a-million thing. It just made me think of you. 62 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:28,054 - Oh, perfect. - Trying to make my relation... 63 00:03:28,162 --> 00:03:30,323 - I saw that. - [Narrator] And Lucille... 64 00:03:30,431 --> 00:03:33,127 found a way to force a wedge into her son's relationship. 65 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:36,328 Lucille, guess who's coming to dinner? 66 00:03:36,437 --> 00:03:39,929 I've invited Carl to dine with us next Tuesday. 67 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,235 Mother, you know I have class on Tuesday. 68 00:03:42,343 --> 00:03:46,143 Oh, how silly of me. 69 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:49,546 Well, then perhaps the two of you can have dinner alone. 70 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:53,279 Oh, well, I never say no to dinner, with a beautiful lady that is. 71 00:03:53,387 --> 00:03:56,584 - Do you like ham? - No. I love it. 72 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:59,488 { Laughing] 73 00:04:01,061 --> 00:04:03,586 [Narrator] And the family gathered to watch a videotape... 74 00:04:03,697 --> 00:04:06,996 George Sr. had sent Lindsay and Tobias for their anniversary. 75 00:04:07,101 --> 00:04:10,036 Hello, I'm George Bluth... 76 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:12,628 and for the next 45 minutes... 77 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:15,106 let me take you on a journey... 78 00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:18,372 Good grief. He sent us one of his idiot videotapes. 79 00:04:18,479 --> 00:04:21,414 - [George] First this... - { Announcer] You've seen George Bluth on videotape. 80 00:04:21,515 --> 00:04:24,507 You have got to learn to be alone. 81 00:04:24,618 --> 00:04:28,110 I cheated and I lied. And I whored around. 82 00:04:28,222 --> 00:04:31,350 Caged Wisdom changed my life. 83 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:34,655 { Announcer] Now is your chance to own the entire George Bluth Caged Wisdom library... 84 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:36,662 for only four payments of 19.95. 85 00:04:36,764 --> 00:04:39,289 - This was supposed to be my anniversary toast. - Yeah. 86 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,494 And this was supposed to be my Valentine's Day party. 87 00:04:42,603 --> 00:04:44,503 Speaking of which... 88 00:04:44,605 --> 00:04:46,630 Lupe, where are those balloons? 89 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,799 [Lupe] You want balloons? 90 00:04:50,811 --> 00:04:53,644 Speech, speech, speech... 91 00:04:53,747 --> 00:04:57,877 {Joining In] Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech... 92 00:04:57,985 --> 00:05:00,977 speech, speech, speech speech... 93 00:05:01,088 --> 00:05:03,181 - Come on, speech. - Speech, speech, speech, speech... 94 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:06,726 [Narrator] The family continued to chant, "Speech, speech, speech'... 95 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:09,159 for no one in particular. 96 00:05:09,263 --> 00:05:11,527 - Speech, speech... - All right. 97 00:05:11,632 --> 00:05:13,532 Speech. 98 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:18,570 After all that, I was kinda hoping somebody would make a speech. 99 00:05:18,672 --> 00:05:21,664 - Speech, speech, speech... - All right, all right, all right. I'll say something. 100 00:05:21,775 --> 00:05:24,369 - Typical. - We've all had a tough couple of months. 101 00:05:24,478 --> 00:05:27,038 I think we're all really figuring out who we are... 102 00:05:27,147 --> 00:05:29,047 and what we really need in life. 103 00:05:29,149 --> 00:05:31,845 And that can be painful. 104 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:35,683 However, you can't really heal yourself until you stop living a lie, you know. 105 00:05:35,789 --> 00:05:39,691 But, uh, l-I promise that we're all gonna be a lot happier in the long run. 106 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:41,988 So, on a very unusual Valentine's Day... 107 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:46,556 cheers to Mom and Dad, to Buster and Lucille... 108 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,569 - { Chuckling] Don't forget my girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 109 00:05:48,569 --> 00:05:49,900 - { Chuckling] Don't forget my girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 110 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:53,565 To Lindsay and Tobias, to George Michael and... 111 00:05:53,674 --> 00:05:56,438 I almost said George Michael and Maeby. { Chuckles] 112 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:59,774 - Oh. { Laughing] - Um, to Gob and Marta. 113 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,041 - Mmm. - To love and happiness. 114 00:06:02,149 --> 00:06:04,947 I love you all, Marta. 115 00:06:05,052 --> 00:06:07,612 [Narrator] And Marta realized it was Michael, not Gob... 116 00:06:07,721 --> 00:06:10,781 who had everything she had been looking for in a man. 117 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:13,553 I made a huge mistake. 118 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:22,132 I was thinking about that toast you gave at my anniversary party. 119 00:06:22,236 --> 00:06:25,262 - So, I want to get a divorce. - What? 120 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:28,603 Do you think I should use our attorney, Barry, or just kind of bolt in the night? 121 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:30,609 I'm leaning toward bolt in the night, but... 122 00:06:30,711 --> 00:06:33,441 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lindsay, I wasn't talking about getting a divorce. 123 00:06:33,547 --> 00:06:36,141 Oh, Michael. [Sighs] It's time. 124 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,378 The man's psychologically incapable of taking all of his clothes off. 125 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:42,887 [Narrator] In fact, Tobias was a never-nude. 126 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:46,255 As of yet, the D.S.M. -IV has not acknowledged the affliction. 127 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,454 I don't know, Lindsay. I mean, who am I to judge? 128 00:06:49,563 --> 00:06:51,497 On the other hand, I am doing it anyway... 129 00:06:51,598 --> 00:06:55,591 so let me suggest before you talk divorce, at least consider a separation. 130 00:06:55,703 --> 00:06:57,603 - You know, you do have a kid. - I know. 131 00:06:57,705 --> 00:07:00,299 I was gonna take her with me in the night. She's part of the bolt. 132 00:07:00,407 --> 00:07:02,307 Lindsay. 133 00:07:02,409 --> 00:07:04,570 - All right. I'll think about it. - [Phone Rings] 134 00:07:06,981 --> 00:07:08,949 - Hello? - { Buster] Hey, brother. 135 00:07:09,049 --> 00:07:12,109 I just want to tell you how much I enjoyed your speech yesterday. 136 00:07:12,219 --> 00:07:15,279 You know, about family and... and being true to ourselves. 137 00:07:15,389 --> 00:07:17,789 Oh, well, I'm... I'm glad it made an impact. 138 00:07:17,891 --> 00:07:21,088 Yeah. I never want to look at Mom again. 139 00:07:21,195 --> 00:07:23,129 { Sighs] What happened? 140 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:26,927 Well, I can't really talk. She might be listening in. 141 00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:30,128 Do you know she tried to set up my girlfriend with a man? 142 00:07:30,237 --> 00:07:32,762 { Buster] This has to stop. 143 00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:34,773 You know, that's not really what I was going for. 144 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:38,606 I'm a man, Mike! I'm a man. 145 00:07:38,712 --> 00:07:40,612 Can I throw out this yogurt? 146 00:07:40,714 --> 00:07:42,614 Buster, two things. 147 00:07:42,716 --> 00:07:45,184 First of all, I think it might be time for you to move out, you know? 148 00:07:45,285 --> 00:07:48,948 Secondly, you don't want to take any chances with yogurt, Mom. Just let her throw it out. 149 00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:52,116 - He-Hello? Who's on this phone? - Hey. Huh? 150 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:55,727 - [Gob] Michael? - Hey. 151 00:07:55,829 --> 00:07:59,356 - Great speech last night. - Oh, really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody? 152 00:07:59,466 --> 00:08:01,366 Getting there. Marta's cheating on me. 153 00:08:01,468 --> 00:08:03,698 - What? - Yeah, can you believe that? 154 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:08,503 That's crazy, Gob. She's not a cheater. If she were to cheat, I'd like to think she'd cheat... 155 00:08:08,609 --> 00:08:10,907 - You're the cheater. - That's how I know all the signs. 156 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:13,241 Last night she was all distant and weird. 157 00:08:13,347 --> 00:08:15,406 Wouldn't let me make love to her on Mom's bed. 158 00:08:15,516 --> 00:08:18,974 I don't even want to tell you what she wouldn't let me do to her in the car. 159 00:08:19,086 --> 00:08:22,214 And then today, I overhear her talking on the phone about somebody all super silently. 160 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:24,222 All in Spanish. 161 00:08:24,324 --> 00:08:27,487 [Narrator] In fact, Marta was on the phone with her mother talking about Michael. 162 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,653 { Speaking Spanish] 163 00:08:29,763 --> 00:08:32,493 - { Spanish] - [Whirring] 164 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,726 { Marta] Hermano. 165 00:08:34,835 --> 00:08:38,327 She kept using this guy's name, like, "Hermano." 166 00:08:38,439 --> 00:08:42,170 Let me tell you something. We're gonna track this "Hermano" down, and we're gonna nail him. 167 00:08:42,276 --> 00:08:44,836 'Cause if anyone's gonna go out with that girl, it's gonna be one of us. 168 00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:48,506 - Right. Me. - And I'm okay with that. 169 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:52,107 I don't get it. Why do we have to change rooms? 170 00:08:52,219 --> 00:08:55,211 Cousins of the opposite gender shouldn't be sharing a room. 171 00:08:55,322 --> 00:08:58,883 But that's just the point. I mean, we're cousins. Gender has nothing to do with it. 172 00:08:58,992 --> 00:09:01,859 I mean, cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it "bunkin' cousins." 173 00:09:01,962 --> 00:09:05,363 - "Kissin' cousins." - We're not kissing! That's the point! 174 00:09:05,466 --> 00:09:08,401 [Narrator] George Michael was concerned that Tobias had seen the candy heart... 175 00:09:08,502 --> 00:09:11,960 that said "Maybe Tonight"and had figured out that he had a crush on his cousin. 176 00:09:12,072 --> 00:09:15,303 Besides, I don't even care. You said share a room with her, I shared a room with her. 177 00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:18,572 Now you're saying don't share a room with her. Fine. I'm just doing whatever you say. 178 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:21,910 You know, the adults making all the decisions around here. Why am I in trouble? 179 00:09:22,015 --> 00:09:25,917 You're not in trouble. We're all just gonna have a more normal arrangement. 180 00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:30,388 I'm gonna sleep with my daughter, and you're gonna sleep with my husband. 181 00:09:30,491 --> 00:09:33,824 [Narrator] Buster had taken Michael's advice and decided to confront his mother. 182 00:09:33,927 --> 00:09:36,953 { Sniffing] 183 00:09:37,064 --> 00:09:40,500 "Because you know I don't appreciate how you treat me. 184 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:42,501 I am not a child, Mother." 185 00:09:44,004 --> 00:09:45,904 { Sniffs] 186 00:09:46,006 --> 00:09:48,566 { Sighs] Blow. 187 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:51,405 No, Mother! I can blow myself. 188 00:09:51,512 --> 00:09:53,639 And you have interfered for the last time. 189 00:09:53,747 --> 00:09:58,081 Fine. Go! Move out. 190 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,594 [Narrator] So, Buster loaded up his possessions... 191 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,823 and emancipated himself from his mother. 192 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:20,464 [Laughing] 193 00:10:20,574 --> 00:10:23,042 Oh, hey, Buster. I thought you had class. 194 00:10:23,143 --> 00:10:25,976 I thought you had class. My brother-in-law fires you... 195 00:10:26,079 --> 00:10:28,513 - and you move in on my girlfriend? - Come on now. Wait a minute. 196 00:10:28,615 --> 00:10:32,483 This is purely a social call. You know, just two adults gettin' a stew on, man. 197 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:35,783 I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting. 198 00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:38,687 Hey, Buster. Gee, I thought you had class. 199 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:41,090 I thought you had class! 200 00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:44,496 I want to move in with you. 201 00:10:44,598 --> 00:10:47,465 I'm tired of my mom trying to control me. 202 00:10:47,568 --> 00:10:52,267 Wait a minute. Are you sure you're doing this because you want to be with me... 203 00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:56,536 - and not because you want to get even with your mother? - This isn't about my mother. 204 00:10:56,643 --> 00:10:59,407 Besides, it's the only way I'm ever gonna get her to respect me. 205 00:10:59,513 --> 00:11:03,313 Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work. 206 00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:07,319 - Our relationship doesn't work? - Not as long as you keep getting me mixed up with your mother. 207 00:11:07,421 --> 00:11:09,616 It is exactly the opposite. 208 00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:11,987 I'm leaving my mother for you. 209 00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:14,583 You're replacing my mother. 210 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:16,663 You need some time. 211 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,663 Huh? 212 00:11:21,268 --> 00:11:23,236 [Door Closes] 213 00:11:38,452 --> 00:11:42,013 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael was following Marta to confirm... 214 00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:44,181 Gob's suspicions about her affair. 215 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,351 First, he saw her buy a present at an exclusive men's store. 216 00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:52,455 The trail then led Michael to the set of Marta's Spanish language soap opera. 217 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:54,796 Excuse me. I'm looking for "Hermano." 218 00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:57,028 - ? Mi hermano? Ahi. - Mmm. 219 00:11:57,137 --> 00:12:00,903 - There, in the green? Great, thanks. Gracias. - Mm-hmm. 220 00:12:01,008 --> 00:12:04,808 - { Speaking Spanish] - "Hermano." 221 00:12:04,911 --> 00:12:06,811 - Are you "Hermano"? - ? Mi hermano? 222 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:08,938 Es ahi. 223 00:12:09,049 --> 00:12:11,745 - That's the guy who just... - Mm-hmm. 224 00:12:14,054 --> 00:12:16,454 - Son of a bitch. - ?? [Rock] 225 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:22,124 Hey. 226 00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:25,062 { Spanish] 227 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,726 - Marta. - ?? [Ends] 228 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,205 I had to see you. He moved out. 229 00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:37,436 Moved out? Buster did? 230 00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:40,479 - I know it's for his own good, but I'm worried. - He's gonna be fine. 231 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:43,310 I'm not worried about him. 232 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,885 I've never lived in the apartment alone. 233 00:12:45,986 --> 00:12:48,181 - I'm not sure I'm up to this. - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 234 00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:51,485 Listen. I know you think I'm going after the $49... 235 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:55,391 but I want... I want you to watch a little Caged Wisdom. 236 00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:59,488 - Not this garbage again. - There is joy in solitude, Lucille. 237 00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:03,729 Try being alone. l-l-It just might make you happier. 238 00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:06,567 Honey, my happiest times here are alone. 239 00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:08,573 { Sighs] 240 00:13:08,675 --> 00:13:13,135 Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00? 241 00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:15,737 I don't even want to know what that means. 242 00:13:15,849 --> 00:13:18,340 [Narrator] With nowhere else to go, Buster arrived at the model home. 243 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:21,148 - Buster Bluth. - Hey, Brother-in-law. 244 00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:24,451 Good news. Carl got me an audition. 245 00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:27,789 - Carl Weathers? - I think the world is about to fall in love... 246 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,954 with "Frightened Inmate #2." 247 00:13:31,064 --> 00:13:34,556 Well, at least he gave you something. Carl Weathers took everything from me. 248 00:13:34,668 --> 00:13:37,364 My entire life just came crashing down, and it's all his fault. 249 00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:39,666 I will never love again. 250 00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:42,833 - Hello. - Oh, my God. 251 00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:45,377 - Is everything okay? - [Narrator] And suddenly... 252 00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:48,812 Buster realized Marta was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. 253 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,815 I've been dating an old lady. 254 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,782 Is Michael here? 255 00:13:52,886 --> 00:13:55,616 - l-I don't... I don't know where he is. - [Narrator] In fact... 256 00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:58,213 - Michael was just returning from his day of following Marta. - [Door Closes] 257 00:13:58,325 --> 00:14:00,520 Well, I lost her. 258 00:14:00,627 --> 00:14:02,959 - Michael. - Marta. 259 00:14:03,063 --> 00:14:05,827 - I'm so glad I caught you. - You caught me? 260 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,832 - Yes. - Oh. 261 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,459 First of all, thank you so much for the lovely party... 262 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:13,562 and for making me feel so welcome in your family. 263 00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:16,073 - Yeah, sure. - We love you! 264 00:14:17,744 --> 00:14:19,803 Can l... Can I stay here for a little while? 265 00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:21,881 Everybody's already sharing a bedroom but me, Buster. 266 00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:24,473 Oh, perfect. 267 00:14:24,584 --> 00:14:28,953 So, I was hoping you might have some time to talk. 268 00:14:29,055 --> 00:14:31,387 - There's something I need... - [Cell Phone Ringing] 269 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,982 - Maybe we could have dinner? - Hello. 270 00:14:34,094 --> 00:14:38,030 She's at the house. She's at the house! 271 00:14:38,131 --> 00:14:41,828 - One second. - I'm gonna speak very carefully in case she's with you. 272 00:14:41,935 --> 00:14:44,199 - You're right. - Right about what? She's there? 273 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:47,000 What's going on? Who's with you? If it's Marta, say "nobody." 274 00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:49,132 - Nobody. - Well, now I don't know what's going on. 275 00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:52,734 { Sighs] So, did you find out anything? l-I'm dying here, Michael. 276 00:14:52,846 --> 00:14:55,337 - D-Did you find that guy? What's his name? - "Hermano." 277 00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:57,508 - "Hermano." - Is that your brother? 278 00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:59,448 Hmm? No. He's upstairs, remember? 279 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:02,681 Listen, I gotta go. Somebody wants to take me out to dinner. 280 00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:04,882 - Somebody? - Nobody. 281 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:08,552 - Why don't I just come in? I'm right outside. - No, no. Not... Not a good idea. 282 00:15:08,662 --> 00:15:11,256 Somebody wants to talk to me about something. 283 00:15:11,364 --> 00:15:13,628 Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it. 284 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,894 For some reason women feel safe around you. 285 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,902 Maybe because you've only had sex four times. 286 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:21,098 Four women! Not four times! And they talk to me because I talk to them. 287 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:25,235 Look, go to dinner. Let's get to the bottom of this "Hermano" stuff, brother. 288 00:15:25,345 --> 00:15:27,745 - Yep. Great. - Great. 289 00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:31,913 Hey, about dinner, I'd love to. 290 00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:39,384 [Narrator] Tobias arrived at his audition for "Frightened Inmate #2." 291 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:42,360 { Chattering] 292 00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:46,694 The competition frightened Tobias, which he felt he could use in his performance. 293 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,030 Unfortunately this made him more confident... 294 00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:51,797 which frightened him again. 295 00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:53,805 I'm ready. 296 00:15:53,907 --> 00:15:56,137 [Narrator] That night, Maeby moved in to Lindsay's room. 297 00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:59,576 Isn't this fun? It's like a slumber party. 298 00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:01,943 Hmm. 299 00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:06,414 That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad. 300 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,545 Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. 301 00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:11,522 We have a... a wonderful, close relationship. 302 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,752 Can I let you in on a little secret? 303 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:18,593 Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more. 304 00:16:18,698 --> 00:16:22,930 Mom, please. He's got a big-boy crush on Action Jackson. 305 00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:25,368 I know. How can I compete with that? 306 00:16:25,472 --> 00:16:30,136 Okay. We're having a little fight right now. 307 00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:32,973 But don't worry, darling. Okay? 308 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,047 Mommy and Daddy aren't going anywhere. 309 00:16:35,148 --> 00:16:38,447 Okay. I'm gonna go unpack my suitcase. 310 00:16:38,552 --> 00:16:41,350 No! We may have to bolt. 311 00:16:41,454 --> 00:16:43,945 [Narrator] Tobias moved in to George Michael's room. 312 00:16:44,057 --> 00:16:46,617 Maeby and I were cool with each other. And you must miss your wife. 313 00:16:46,726 --> 00:16:48,626 It's practically still your anniversary. 314 00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:51,196 Fourteen years of lies. 315 00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:54,199 Yes, I'm the doctor. The perfect husband. 316 00:16:54,301 --> 00:16:57,395 The big manly man. The big strong daddy. 317 00:16:57,504 --> 00:17:00,496 Do you know the last time that I made love to my wife? 318 00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,404 - No. - I'll tell you when. 319 00:17:02,509 --> 00:17:04,875 - No, don't. - See, nothing has ever been easy for us. 320 00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:08,106 I mean, the only reason she went out with me was to piss offher boyfriend. 321 00:17:08,214 --> 00:17:11,513 The only reason she ever married me was to piss off her mother. 322 00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:14,917 And then, of course, we couldn't conceive. So there was that famous ordeal. 323 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:18,752 - Wh-What do you mean you couldn't conceive? Was Maeby adopted? - [Cell Phone Ringing] 324 00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:21,986 What? Is she not really related to me? Is she just some girl I know? 325 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:25,758 Ah, it's Carl Weathers. Yes, Carl Weathers. 326 00:17:26,866 --> 00:17:29,596 I did? That's... That's wonderful. 327 00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:31,864 - That's... - { Phone Beeps] 328 00:17:31,972 --> 00:17:34,600 Huh! I booked it! I booked the acting job! 329 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:39,042 Did you hear that, Lindsay? You could have been sleeping with "Frightened Inmate #2." 330 00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:46,015 [Narrator] And Lucille was experiencing being alone for the first time. 331 00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:50,646 Unable to sleep, she decided to watch TV. 332 00:17:50,757 --> 00:17:53,851 { George] You have got to learn to be alone. 333 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,394 [Narrator] Then she remembered that with no one to disturb... 334 00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:58,691 she could turn up the volume as loud as she wanted. 335 00:17:58,798 --> 00:18:03,098 [George] Caged Wisdom teaches you that you have to find thejoy within yourself. 336 00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:05,763 ?? [Show Tune] 337 00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:07,965 [Narrator] And that's when Lucille realized... 338 00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:11,271 - that shejust might like being alone after all. - ?? { Show Tune Continuing] 339 00:18:15,815 --> 00:18:19,376 [Narrator] The next night, Michael had dinner with Marta at her house... 340 00:18:19,486 --> 00:18:22,614 hoping to finally get the answers he was looking for. 341 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:26,214 So, um, about Gob. How's that goin'? 342 00:18:26,326 --> 00:18:28,988 Well, as you said... 343 00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:31,825 finding out who you really are, it can be painful. 344 00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:34,764 - But you can't live a lie. - No, I can't. 345 00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:37,268 But some people find a way to make that work. 346 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:40,533 Yes, but sometimes working at something... 347 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,131 it's a way to not deal with some other thing. 348 00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:47,236 But he who often suggests... 349 00:18:47,347 --> 00:18:49,247 uh, working on another thing... 350 00:18:49,349 --> 00:18:52,113 - which when the first thing is not... - Will you excuse me for a moment? 351 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,778 Yes. Sure. 352 00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:58,289 - What the hell is he talking about? - What is she talking about? 353 00:18:58,391 --> 00:19:01,417 - Can I have a piece of cake? - [Narrator] And Michael saw an opportunity... 354 00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:04,861 to get the information he wasn't getting from Marta from her son. 355 00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:07,762 I'll tell you what. I got... I got a deal for you, partner. 356 00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:12,003 I'll give you what you want... 357 00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:14,096 if you give me what I want. 358 00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:18,769 Tell me everything you know about..."Hermano." 359 00:19:18,878 --> 00:19:21,608 - ? Hermano? - Does your mother love "Hermano?" 360 00:19:21,715 --> 00:19:24,149 Si, mi hermano. 361 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,378 - He's here? - Shh. He's sleeping. 362 00:19:29,222 --> 00:19:33,522 - Don't go in there. - Why? Is there something you don't want me to see? 363 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:36,288 - What are you talking about? - We can keep going around in circles... 364 00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:38,956 but maybe one of us should just come out and say what it is we want to say. 365 00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:41,033 You're right. 366 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:44,626 - It's not working with Gob. - Why doesn't he know that? 367 00:19:44,738 --> 00:19:46,797 You know you could have just come out and told him... 368 00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:49,875 you know, instead of lying and sneaking around, moving on to the next guy. 369 00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:53,742 I didn't think you were that kind of a person. I thought you and I shared the same values. 370 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,247 I thought you and I could've been, uh... 371 00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:02,254 No, forget it. Eh... I don't know how I had you so wrong. 372 00:20:02,355 --> 00:20:04,880 You're right. 373 00:20:04,991 --> 00:20:07,357 I should have told him before I invited you here. 374 00:20:09,796 --> 00:20:12,060 This can never be. 375 00:20:15,268 --> 00:20:17,828 [Narrator] Then he noticed the gift he had seen her buy. 376 00:20:29,783 --> 00:20:31,512 { Sighs] 377 00:20:31,618 --> 00:20:34,781 - What does "te amo" mean? - I love you. 378 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:37,288 Hmm. 379 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:39,915 And who's in there? 380 00:20:42,629 --> 00:20:44,529 Mi hermano. 381 00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:48,294 Brother. 382 00:20:48,401 --> 00:20:51,199 I've made a huge mistake. 383 00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:54,030 On the next Arrested Development. 384 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,574 George Michael begins an investigation. 385 00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:59,645 So, you wanna go to the movies? Ow! 386 00:20:59,746 --> 00:21:02,374 I'll let you know when I get back from the lab. 387 00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,450 Tobias faces his greatest acting challenge. 388 00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,746 There's a shower scene? I have to be nude. 389 00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:09,413 Well, you don't shower with your clothes on, now, do ya? 390 00:21:10,824 --> 00:21:13,588 And Buster rebounds from Lucille 2. 391 00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:16,719 - Yo te quiero mucho. - Yo te quiero mucho. 392 00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:19,958 Te amo, Marta. Te amo.