1 00:00:00,539 --> 00:00:03,940 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,043 --> 00:00:06,034 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,145 --> 00:00:08,136 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,653 --> 00:00:15,314 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,976 --> 00:00:23,809 It was Michael's sister's anniversary. - Hi. 6 00:00:23,912 --> 00:00:26,574 He'd convinced his mother to throw a party for her. 7 00:00:26,681 --> 00:00:28,546 Lindsay, how's this for an anniversary cake? 8 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:32,586 Anniversary? You asked me to throw a Valentine's Day party. 9 00:00:32,687 --> 00:00:34,917 - Did I? - You tricked me. 10 00:00:35,023 --> 00:00:38,186 I deceived you, Mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. 11 00:00:38,293 --> 00:00:41,660 Touché. Lupe, untie the balloons! 12 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:46,792 Michael, all alone on Valentine's Day? 13 00:00:46,902 --> 00:00:48,870 How's that possible? 14 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:50,870 You seem like such a romantic to me. 15 00:00:50,972 --> 00:00:55,068 l- l-I can just see you showing up on some lucky girl's porch... 16 00:00:55,177 --> 00:00:58,271 in a tuxedo with a bottle of champagne. 17 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:00,348 Yeah. Well, if I show up with all that stuff... 18 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:02,609 I could probably just get away with shorts and a T-shirt, right? 19 00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:04,685 Which is good 'cause I don't even have a tuxedo. 20 00:01:04,786 --> 00:01:07,721 So you're saying there's no one you're even interested in? 21 00:01:07,823 --> 00:01:10,155 In fact, Michael had become enamored of Marta... 22 00:01:10,258 --> 00:01:13,318 when Gob was having second thoughts about the relationship. 23 00:01:13,428 --> 00:01:16,488 - I've made a huge mistake. - But when Gob recommitted to her... 24 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:20,227 - I've made a huge mistake. - Michael decided to do the noble thing and let her go. 25 00:01:20,335 --> 00:01:24,738 There was somebody for a while, but it was too much of a brother... bother. 26 00:01:31,146 --> 00:01:34,172 That can't feel good. 27 00:01:34,282 --> 00:01:36,648 It's fine. I'm over it. I'm okay by myself, you know? 28 00:01:36,751 --> 00:01:39,652 I really just want to focus on my family's happiness. 29 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:42,655 That's why I threw this party. I mean, 14 years, huh? 30 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:44,657 You've got to be doing somethin' right. 31 00:01:44,759 --> 00:01:47,387 Well, if you call not filing for divorce "something right." 32 00:01:47,495 --> 00:01:49,554 - But I guess we keep it interesting. - Where's Tobias? 33 00:01:49,664 --> 00:01:52,098 He's on the balcony having margaritas with Carl Weathers. 34 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:56,159 Tobias had recently hired actor Carl Weathers as a drama coach. 35 00:01:56,271 --> 00:01:58,535 Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor... 36 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,733 or more the beloved comic actor? 37 00:02:00,842 --> 00:02:03,675 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. 38 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:06,975 You take this home, throw it in a pot. Add some broth, a potato... 39 00:02:07,082 --> 00:02:09,607 Baby, you got a stew goin'. 40 00:02:09,718 --> 00:02:12,744 Yes, that's fine. But I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. 41 00:02:12,854 --> 00:02:15,186 I did give you my last $1,100. 42 00:02:15,290 --> 00:02:18,225 Let me tell you a little story about acting. 43 00:02:18,326 --> 00:02:21,693 I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice, with Anne Archer. 44 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:24,287 Never once touched my per diem. 45 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:27,891 I go to craft service, get some raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup... 46 00:02:28,003 --> 00:02:30,528 Baby, I had a stew goin'. 47 00:02:31,573 --> 00:02:33,871 I think I'd like my money back. 48 00:02:39,014 --> 00:02:43,212 Like his father, George Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. 49 00:02:43,318 --> 00:02:45,218 It was on his cousin, Maeby. 50 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:49,256 And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction. 51 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:51,951 just give me a sign. 52 00:02:53,728 --> 00:02:57,459 First one's obvious. Okay. 53 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,168 He continued to look for a sign. 54 00:03:01,269 --> 00:03:04,136 - Until finally... - "Maybe tonight." 55 00:03:04,239 --> 00:03:06,230 What are the chances? 56 00:03:06,341 --> 00:03:09,469 Actually, "Maybe Tonight" was a very popular candy slogan... 57 00:03:09,577 --> 00:03:11,477 and the chances were one in eight. 58 00:03:11,579 --> 00:03:14,514 - What are you doin'? - Just tryin' to throw stuff at my dad's head... 59 00:03:14,616 --> 00:03:16,880 - but the wind keeps taking it. - Oh, cool. 60 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:18,885 So, I, uh... I found this. 61 00:03:18,987 --> 00:03:22,047 I thought it was like a one-in-a-million thing. It just made me think of you. 62 00:03:22,157 --> 00:03:26,253 - Oh, perfect. - Trying to make my relation... 63 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:28,522 - I saw that. - And Lucille... 64 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:31,326 found a way to force a wedge into her son's relationship. 65 00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:34,527 Lucille, guess who's coming to dinner? 66 00:03:34,636 --> 00:03:38,128 I've invited Carl to dine with us next Tuesday. 67 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:40,434 Mother, you know I have class on Tuesday. 68 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:44,342 Oh, how silly of me. 69 00:03:44,446 --> 00:03:47,745 Well, then perhaps the two of you can have dinner alone. 70 00:03:47,849 --> 00:03:51,478 Oh, well, I never say no to dinner, with a beautiful lady that is. 71 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:54,783 - Do you like ham? - No. I love it. 72 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:01,785 And the family gathered to watch a videotape... 73 00:04:01,896 --> 00:04:05,195 George Sr. had sent Lindsay and Tobias for their anniversary. 74 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:08,235 Hello, I'm George Bluth... 75 00:04:08,336 --> 00:04:10,827 and for the next 45 minutes... 76 00:04:10,939 --> 00:04:13,305 let me take you on a journey... 77 00:04:13,408 --> 00:04:16,571 Good grief. He sent us one of his idiot videotapes. 78 00:04:16,678 --> 00:04:19,613 First this... - You've seen George Bluth on videotape. 79 00:04:19,714 --> 00:04:22,706 You have got to learn to be alone. 80 00:04:22,817 --> 00:04:26,309 I cheated and I lied. And I whored around. 81 00:04:26,421 --> 00:04:29,549 Caged Wisdom changed my life. 82 00:04:29,657 --> 00:04:32,854 Now is your chance to own the entire George Bluth Caged Wisdom library... 83 00:04:32,961 --> 00:04:34,861 for only four payments of 19.95. 84 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:37,488 - This was supposed to be my anniversary toast. - Yeah. 85 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:40,693 And this was supposed to be my Valentine's Day party. 86 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,702 Speaking of which... 87 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,829 Lupe, where are those balloons? 88 00:04:44,939 --> 00:04:46,998 You want balloons? 89 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:51,843 Speech, speech, speech... 90 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:56,076 {Joining In] Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech... 91 00:04:56,184 --> 00:04:59,176 speech, speech, speech speech... 92 00:04:59,287 --> 00:05:01,380 - Come on, speech. - Speech, speech, speech, speech... 93 00:05:01,489 --> 00:05:04,925 The family continued to chant, "Speech, speech, speech'... 94 00:05:05,026 --> 00:05:07,358 for no one in particular. 95 00:05:07,462 --> 00:05:09,726 - Speech, speech... - All right. 96 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,731 Speech. 97 00:05:14,369 --> 00:05:16,769 After all that, I was kinda hoping somebody would make a speech. 98 00:05:16,871 --> 00:05:19,863 - Speech, speech, speech... - All right, all right, all right. I'll say something. 99 00:05:19,974 --> 00:05:22,568 - Typical. - We've all had a tough couple of months. 100 00:05:22,677 --> 00:05:25,237 I think we're all really figuring out who we are... 101 00:05:25,346 --> 00:05:27,246 and what we really need in life. 102 00:05:27,348 --> 00:05:30,044 And that can be painful. 103 00:05:30,151 --> 00:05:33,882 However, you can't really heal yourself until you stop living a lie, you know. 104 00:05:33,988 --> 00:05:37,890 But, uh, l-I promise that we're all gonna be a lot happier in the long run. 105 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:40,187 So, on a very unusual Valentine's Day... 106 00:05:40,295 --> 00:05:44,755 cheers to Mom and Dad, to Buster and Lucille... 107 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,768 - Don't forget my girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 108 00:05:46,768 --> 00:05:48,099 - Don't forget my girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 109 00:05:48,203 --> 00:05:51,764 To Lindsay and Tobias, to George Michael and... 110 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:54,637 I almost said George Michael and Maeby. 111 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:57,973 - Oh. - Um, to Gob and Marta. 112 00:05:58,079 --> 00:06:00,240 - Mmm. - To love and happiness. 113 00:06:00,348 --> 00:06:03,146 I love you all, Marta. 114 00:06:03,251 --> 00:06:05,811 And Marta realized it was Michael, not Gob... 115 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,980 who had everything she had been looking for in a man. 116 00:06:09,090 --> 00:06:11,752 I made a huge mistake. 117 00:06:14,617 --> 00:06:17,950 I was thinking about that toast you gave at my anniversary party. 118 00:06:18,054 --> 00:06:21,080 - So, I want to get a divorce. - What? 119 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:24,421 Do you think I should use our attorney, Barry, or just kind of bolt in the night? 120 00:06:24,527 --> 00:06:26,427 I'm leaning toward bolt in the night, but... 121 00:06:26,529 --> 00:06:29,259 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lindsay, I wasn't talking about getting a divorce. 122 00:06:29,365 --> 00:06:31,959 Oh, Michael. It's time. 123 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:35,196 The man's psychologically incapable of taking all of his clothes off. 124 00:06:35,304 --> 00:06:38,705 In fact, Tobias was a never-nude. 125 00:06:38,808 --> 00:06:42,073 As of yet, the D.S.M. -IV has not acknowledged the affliction. 126 00:06:42,178 --> 00:06:45,272 I don't know, Lindsay. I mean, who am I to judge? 127 00:06:45,381 --> 00:06:47,315 On the other hand, I am doing it anyway... 128 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:51,409 so let me suggest before you talk divorce, at least consider a separation. 129 00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:53,421 - You know, you do have a kid. - I know. 130 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:56,117 I was gonna take her with me in the night. She's part of the bolt. 131 00:06:56,225 --> 00:06:58,125 Lindsay. 132 00:06:58,227 --> 00:07:00,388 All right. I'll think about it. 133 00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:04,767 - Hello? - Hey, brother. 134 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:07,927 I just want to tell you how much I enjoyed your speech yesterday. 135 00:07:08,037 --> 00:07:11,097 You know, about family and... and being true to ourselves. 136 00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:13,607 Oh, well, I'm... I'm glad it made an impact. 137 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:16,906 Yeah. I never want to look at Mom again. 138 00:07:17,013 --> 00:07:18,947 What happened? 139 00:07:19,048 --> 00:07:22,745 Well, I can't really talk. She might be listening in. 140 00:07:22,852 --> 00:07:25,946 Do you know she tried to set up my girlfriend with a man? 141 00:07:26,055 --> 00:07:28,580 This has to stop. 142 00:07:28,691 --> 00:07:30,591 You know, that's not really what I was going for. 143 00:07:30,693 --> 00:07:34,424 I'm a man, Mike! I'm a man. 144 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:36,430 Can I throw out this yogurt? 145 00:07:36,532 --> 00:07:38,432 Buster, two things. 146 00:07:38,534 --> 00:07:41,002 First of all, I think it might be time for you to move out, you know? 147 00:07:41,103 --> 00:07:44,766 Secondly, you don't want to take any chances with yogurt, Mom. Just let her throw it out. 148 00:07:44,874 --> 00:07:47,934 - He-Hello? Who's on this phone? - Hey. Huh? 149 00:07:49,645 --> 00:07:51,545 - Michael? - Hey. 150 00:07:51,647 --> 00:07:55,174 - Great speech last night. - Oh, really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody? 151 00:07:55,284 --> 00:07:57,184 Getting there. Marta's cheating on me. 152 00:07:57,286 --> 00:07:59,516 - What? - Yeah, can you believe that? 153 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:04,321 That's crazy, Gob. She's not a cheater. If she were to cheat, I'd like to think she'd cheat... 154 00:08:04,427 --> 00:08:06,725 - You're the cheater. - That's how I know all the signs. 155 00:08:06,829 --> 00:08:09,059 Last night she was all distant and weird. 156 00:08:09,165 --> 00:08:11,224 Wouldn't let me make love to her on Mom's bed. 157 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:14,792 I don't even want to tell you what she wouldn't let me do to her in the car. 158 00:08:14,904 --> 00:08:18,032 And then today, I overhear her talking on the phone about somebody all super silently. 159 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,040 All in Spanish. 160 00:08:20,142 --> 00:08:23,305 In fact, Marta was on the phone with her mother talking about Michael. 161 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,544 Hermano. 162 00:08:30,653 --> 00:08:34,145 She kept using this guy's name, like, "Hermano." 163 00:08:34,257 --> 00:08:37,988 Let me tell you something. We're gonna track this "Hermano" down, and we're gonna nail him. 164 00:08:38,094 --> 00:08:40,654 'Cause if anyone's gonna go out with that girl, it's gonna be one of us. 165 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:44,324 - Right. Me. - And I'm okay with that. 166 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:47,925 I don't get it. Why do we have to change rooms? 167 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:51,029 Cousins of the opposite gender shouldn't be sharing a room. 168 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:54,701 But that's just the point. I mean, we're cousins. Gender has nothing to do with it. 169 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:57,677 I mean, cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it "bunkin' cousins." 170 00:08:57,780 --> 00:09:01,181 - "Kissin' cousins." - We're not kissing! That's the point! 171 00:09:01,284 --> 00:09:04,219 George Michael was concerned that Tobias had seen the candy heart... 172 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,778 that said "Maybe Tonight"and had figured out that he had a crush on his cousin. 173 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:11,121 Besides, I don't even care. You said share a room with her, I shared a room with her. 174 00:09:11,227 --> 00:09:14,390 Now you're saying don't share a room with her. Fine. I'm just doing whatever you say. 175 00:09:14,497 --> 00:09:17,728 You know, the adults making all the decisions around here. Why am I in trouble? 176 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:21,735 You're not in trouble. We're all just gonna have a more normal arrangement. 177 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:26,206 I'm gonna sleep with my daughter, and you're gonna sleep with my husband. 178 00:09:26,309 --> 00:09:29,642 Buster had taken Michael's advice and decided to confront his mother. 179 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:36,318 "Because you know I don't appreciate how you treat me. 180 00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:38,319 I am not a child, Mother." 181 00:09:41,824 --> 00:09:44,384 Blow. 182 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:47,223 No, Mother! I can blow myself. 183 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,457 And you have interfered for the last time. 184 00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:53,899 Fine. Go! Move out. 185 00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:05,412 So, Buster loaded up his possessions... 186 00:10:05,514 --> 00:10:07,641 and emancipated himself from his mother. 187 00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:18,860 Oh, hey, Buster. I thought you had class. 188 00:10:18,961 --> 00:10:21,794 I thought you had class. My brother-in-law fires you... 189 00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:24,331 - and you move in on my girlfriend? - Come on now. Wait a minute. 190 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:28,301 This is purely a social call. You know, just two adults gettin' a stew on, man. 191 00:10:28,404 --> 00:10:31,601 I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting. 192 00:10:31,707 --> 00:10:34,505 Hey, Buster. Gee, I thought you had class. 193 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:36,908 I thought you had class! 194 00:10:38,414 --> 00:10:40,314 I want to move in with you. 195 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:43,283 I'm tired of my mom trying to control me. 196 00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:48,085 Wait a minute. Are you sure you're doing this because you want to be with me... 197 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:52,354 - and not because you want to get even with your mother? - This isn't about my mother. 198 00:10:52,461 --> 00:10:55,225 Besides, it's the only way I'm ever gonna get her to respect me. 199 00:10:55,331 --> 00:10:59,131 Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work. 200 00:10:59,235 --> 00:11:03,137 - Our relationship doesn't work? - Not as long as you keep getting me mixed up with your mother. 201 00:11:03,239 --> 00:11:05,434 It is exactly the opposite. 202 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,805 I'm leaving my mother for you. 203 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,401 You're replacing my mother. 204 00:11:10,513 --> 00:11:12,481 You need some time. 205 00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,481 Huh? 206 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:37,831 Meanwhile, Michael was following Marta to confirm... 207 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,999 Gob's suspicions about her affair. 208 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:43,169 First, he saw her buy a present at an exclusive men's store. 209 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:48,273 The trail then led Michael to the set of Marta's Spanish language soap opera. 210 00:11:48,384 --> 00:11:50,614 Excuse me. I'm looking for "Hermano." 211 00:11:50,719 --> 00:11:52,846 -? Mi hermano? Ahi. - Mmm. 212 00:11:52,955 --> 00:11:56,721 - There, in the green? Great, thanks. Gracias. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:11:56,826 --> 00:12:00,626 "Hermano." 214 00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,629 - Are you "Hermano"? -? Mi hermano? 215 00:12:02,731 --> 00:12:04,756 Es ahi. 216 00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:07,563 - That's the guy who just... - Mm-hmm. 217 00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:12,272 Son of a bitch. 218 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:17,942 Hey. 219 00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:24,544 Marta. 220 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:29,456 I had to see you. He moved out. 221 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,687 Moved out? Buster did? 222 00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:34,730 - I know it's for his own good, but I'm worried. - He's gonna be fine. 223 00:12:34,831 --> 00:12:37,561 I'm not worried about him. 224 00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:40,136 I've never lived in the apartment alone. 225 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,432 - I'm not sure I'm up to this. - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 226 00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:45,736 Listen. I know you think I'm going after the $49... 227 00:12:45,842 --> 00:12:49,642 but I want... I want you to watch a little Caged Wisdom. 228 00:12:49,746 --> 00:12:53,739 - Not this garbage again. - There is joy in solitude, Lucille. 229 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:57,980 Try being alone. l-l-It just might make you happier. 230 00:12:58,088 --> 00:13:00,818 Honey, my happiest times here are alone. 231 00:13:02,926 --> 00:13:07,386 Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00? 232 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,988 I don't even want to know what that means. 233 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,591 With nowhere else to go, Buster arrived at the model home. 234 00:13:12,703 --> 00:13:15,399 - Buster Bluth. - Hey, Brother-in-law. 235 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:18,702 Good news. Carl got me an audition. 236 00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:22,040 - Carl Weathers? - I think the world is about to fall in love... 237 00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:25,205 with "Frightened Inmate #2." 238 00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:28,807 Well, at least he gave you something. Carl Weathers took everything from me. 239 00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:31,615 My entire life just came crashing down, and it's all his fault. 240 00:13:31,722 --> 00:13:33,917 I will never love again. 241 00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:37,084 - Hello. - Oh, my God. 242 00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:39,628 - Is everything okay? - And suddenly... 243 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:43,063 Buster realized Marta was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. 244 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,066 I've been dating an old lady. 245 00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,033 Is Michael here? 246 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,867 - l-I don't... I don't know where he is. - In fact... 247 00:13:49,973 --> 00:13:52,464 Michael was just returning from his day of following Marta. 248 00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:54,771 Well, I lost her. 249 00:13:54,878 --> 00:13:57,210 - Michael. - Marta. 250 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,078 - I'm so glad I caught you. - You caught me? 251 00:14:00,183 --> 00:14:02,083 - Yes. - Oh. 252 00:14:02,185 --> 00:14:04,710 First of all, thank you so much for the lovely party... 253 00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:07,813 and for making me feel so welcome in your family. 254 00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:10,324 - Yeah, sure. - We love you! 255 00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:14,054 Can l... Can I stay here for a little while? 256 00:14:14,164 --> 00:14:16,132 Everybody's already sharing a bedroom but me, Buster. 257 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,724 Oh, perfect. 258 00:14:18,835 --> 00:14:23,204 So, I was hoping you might have some time to talk. 259 00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:25,638 There's something I need... 260 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:28,233 - Maybe we could have dinner? - Hello. 261 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:32,281 She's at the house. She's at the house! 262 00:14:32,382 --> 00:14:36,079 - One second. - I'm gonna speak very carefully in case she's with you. 263 00:14:36,186 --> 00:14:38,450 - You're right. - Right about what? She's there? 264 00:14:38,555 --> 00:14:41,251 What's going on? Who's with you? If it's Marta, say "nobody." 265 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,383 - Nobody. - Well, now I don't know what's going on. 266 00:14:43,493 --> 00:14:46,985 So, did you find out anything? l-I'm dying here, Michael. 267 00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:49,588 - D-Did you find that guy? What's his name? - "Hermano." 268 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,759 - "Hermano." - Is that your brother? 269 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:53,699 Hmm? No. He's upstairs, remember? 270 00:14:53,804 --> 00:14:56,932 Listen, I gotta go. Somebody wants to take me out to dinner. 271 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,133 - Somebody? - Nobody. 272 00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:02,803 - Why don't I just come in? I'm right outside. - No, no. Not... Not a good idea. 273 00:15:02,913 --> 00:15:05,507 Somebody wants to talk to me about something. 274 00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:07,879 Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it. 275 00:15:07,984 --> 00:15:10,145 For some reason women feel safe around you. 276 00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:12,153 Maybe because you've only had sex four times. 277 00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:15,349 Four women! Not four times! And they talk to me because I talk to them. 278 00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:19,486 Look, go to dinner. Let's get to the bottom of this "Hermano" stuff, brother. 279 00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:21,996 - Yep. Great. - Great. 280 00:15:23,934 --> 00:15:26,164 Hey, about dinner, I'd love to. 281 00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:33,635 Tobias arrived at his audition for "Frightened Inmate #2." 282 00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:40,945 The competition frightened Tobias, which he felt he could use in his performance. 283 00:15:41,051 --> 00:15:43,281 Unfortunately this made him more confident... 284 00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:46,048 which frightened him again. 285 00:15:46,156 --> 00:15:48,056 I'm ready. 286 00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:50,388 That night, Maeby moved in to Lindsay's room. 287 00:15:50,494 --> 00:15:53,827 Isn't this fun? It's like a slumber party. 288 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:56,194 Hmm. 289 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,665 That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad. 290 00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,796 Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. 291 00:16:02,906 --> 00:16:05,773 We have a... a wonderful, close relationship. 292 00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:08,003 Can I let you in on a little secret? 293 00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:12,844 Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more. 294 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:17,181 Mom, please. He's got a big-boy crush on Action Jackson. 295 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,619 I know. How can I compete with that? 296 00:16:19,723 --> 00:16:24,387 Okay. We're having a little fight right now. 297 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:27,224 But don't worry, darling. Okay? 298 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,298 Mommy and Daddy aren't going anywhere. 299 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:32,698 Okay. I'm gonna go unpack my suitcase. 300 00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:35,601 No! We may have to bolt. 301 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:38,196 Tobias moved in to George Michael's room. 302 00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:40,868 Maeby and I were cool with each other. And you must miss your wife. 303 00:16:40,977 --> 00:16:42,877 It's practically still your anniversary. 304 00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:45,447 Fourteen years of lies. 305 00:16:45,549 --> 00:16:48,450 Yes, I'm the doctor. The perfect husband. 306 00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:51,646 The big manly man. The big strong daddy. 307 00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:54,747 Do you know the last time that I made love to my wife? 308 00:16:54,858 --> 00:16:56,655 - No. - I'll tell you when. 309 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,126 - No, don't. - See, nothing has ever been easy for us. 310 00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:02,357 I mean, the only reason she went out with me was to piss offher boyfriend. 311 00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:05,764 The only reason she ever married me was to piss off her mother. 312 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:09,168 And then, of course, we couldn't conceive. So there was that famous ordeal. 313 00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:13,003 Wh-What do you mean you couldn't conceive? Was Maeby adopted? 314 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:16,237 What? Is she not really related to me? Is she just some girl I know? 315 00:17:16,346 --> 00:17:20,009 Ah, it's Carl Weathers. Yes, Carl Weathers. 316 00:17:21,117 --> 00:17:23,847 I did? That's... That's wonderful. 317 00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:26,115 That's... 318 00:17:26,223 --> 00:17:28,851 Huh! I booked it! I booked the acting job! 319 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:33,293 Did you hear that, Lindsay? You could have been sleeping with "Frightened Inmate #2." 320 00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:40,266 And Lucille was experiencing being alone for the first time. 321 00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:44,897 Unable to sleep, she decided to watch TV. 322 00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:48,102 You have got to learn to be alone. 323 00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:50,645 Then she remembered that with no one to disturb... 324 00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:52,942 she could turn up the volume as loud as she wanted. 325 00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:57,349 Caged Wisdom teaches you that you have to find thejoy within yourself. 326 00:18:00,123 --> 00:18:02,216 And that's when Lucille realized... 327 00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:05,522 that shejust might like being alone after all. 328 00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:13,627 The next night, Michael had dinner with Marta at her house... 329 00:18:13,737 --> 00:18:16,865 hoping to finally get the answers he was looking for. 330 00:18:16,973 --> 00:18:20,465 So, um, about Gob. How's that goin'? 331 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,239 Well, as you said... 332 00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:26,076 finding out who you really are, it can be painful. 333 00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:29,015 - But you can't live a lie. - No, I can't. 334 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,519 But some people find a way to make that work. 335 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:34,784 Yes, but sometimes working at something... 336 00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:37,382 it's a way to not deal with some other thing. 337 00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:41,487 But he who often suggests... 338 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,498 uh, working on another thing... 339 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,364 - which when the first thing is not... - Will you excuse me for a moment? 340 00:18:46,469 --> 00:18:49,029 Yes. Sure. 341 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:52,540 - What the hell is he talking about? - What is she talking about? 342 00:18:52,642 --> 00:18:55,668 - Can I have a piece of cake? - And Michael saw an opportunity... 343 00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:59,112 to get the information he wasn't getting from Marta from her son. 344 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:02,013 I'll tell you what. I got... I got a deal for you, partner. 345 00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:06,254 I'll give you what you want... 346 00:19:06,356 --> 00:19:08,347 if you give me what I want. 347 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:13,020 Tell me everything you know about... "Hermano." 348 00:19:13,129 --> 00:19:15,859 -? Hermano? - Does your mother love "Hermano?" 349 00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:18,400 Si, mi hermano. 350 00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:21,629 - He's here? - Shh. He's sleeping. 351 00:19:23,473 --> 00:19:27,773 - Don't go in there. - Why? Is there something you don't want me to see? 352 00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:30,539 - What are you talking about? - We can keep going around in circles... 353 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,207 but maybe one of us should just come out and say what it is we want to say. 354 00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:35,284 You're right. 355 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:38,877 - It's not working with Gob. - Why doesn't he know that? 356 00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:41,048 You know you could have just come out and told him... 357 00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:44,126 you know, instead of lying and sneaking around, moving on to the next guy. 358 00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:47,993 I didn't think you were that kind of a person. I thought you and I shared the same values. 359 00:19:48,098 --> 00:19:50,498 I thought you and I could've been, uh... 360 00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:56,505 No, forget it. Eh... I don't know how I had you so wrong. 361 00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:59,131 You're right. 362 00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:01,608 I should have told him before I invited you here. 363 00:20:04,047 --> 00:20:06,311 This can never be. 364 00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:12,079 Then he noticed the gift he had seen her buy. 365 00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:29,032 - What does "te amo" mean? - I love you. 366 00:20:29,139 --> 00:20:31,539 Hmm. 367 00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:34,166 And who's in there? 368 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,780 Mi hermano. 369 00:20:39,883 --> 00:20:42,545 Brother. 370 00:20:42,652 --> 00:20:45,450 I've made a huge mistake. 371 00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:48,281 On the next Arrested Development. 372 00:20:48,391 --> 00:20:50,825 George Michael begins an investigation. 373 00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:53,896 So, you wanna go to the movies? Ow! 374 00:20:53,997 --> 00:20:56,625 I'll let you know when I get back from the lab. 375 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,701 Tobias faces his greatest acting challenge. 376 00:20:58,802 --> 00:21:00,997 There's a shower scene? I have to be nude. 377 00:21:01,104 --> 00:21:03,664 Well, you don't shower with your clothes on, now, do ya? 378 00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:07,839 And Buster rebounds from Lucille 2. 379 00:21:07,944 --> 00:21:10,970 - Yo te quiero mucho. - Yo te quiero mucho. 380 00:21:11,081 --> 00:21:14,209 Te amo, Marta. Te amo.