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<i>[Man Narrating] Now the story of</i>
<i>a wealthy family who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son who had no choice</i>
<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's</i> Arrested Development.

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<i>Michael was sharing his bed</i>
<i>for the first time in years.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, it was with</i>
<i>his younger brother, Buster.</i>

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Buster.
Buster.

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Hey-Hey.
Whoa, whoa. Buster!

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- Hey, Brother.
- { Sighs]

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I don't think us sleeping together
is working out.

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You're a grown man.
You should be living with your mother.

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- Yeah, I miss Mom.
- I can tell.

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- Hey, good morning. What are you doing?
- It's my ethics essay.

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I'm supposed to write 200 words
on the morality of war...

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whether a preemptive strike
is ever justified.

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Absolutely. It's <i>preemptive,</i> you know,
happens before something else. So...

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if you can predict aggression
and you wanna squash it...

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I don't know why you're not typing?
This is all good.

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I'm not sure if my ethics teacher
would love if I cheated on my essay.

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Well, you just passed my ethics test.

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<i>[Narrator] In fact, George Michael</i>
<i>had developed a hopeless crush...</i>

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<i>on his ethics teacher,</i>
<i>a woman named Beth Baerly.</i>

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Even minor crimes are punishable...

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by brutally chopping off
the offender's hand.

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Mmm. No ring.

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- Can't wait to meet her
at Parent-Teacher Night.
- <i>Oh yeah. Dad, hey, Dad...</i>

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- try to remember everything
she says about me, all right?
- Okay.

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Michael.

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I need you to do something
about my son.

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I totally agree, Mom. Buster
goes home, we flip the mattress...

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- this never happened.
- Not Buster. Read this.

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<i>Did you and Dad adopt a child?</i>

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<i>The S.E.C. was onto us.</i>

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Your father thought it would
make us look charitable.

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He must have forged my signature.

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<i>Well, maybe I'll get a son who</i> will...

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<i>finish his cottage cheese.!</i>

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You've got to get me out of this.

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I'll call Social Services,
but you must take Buster back.

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- Okay.
- Great.

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But I'm not taking care
of him either.

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I don't have the milk
of mother's kindness in me anymore.

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Yeah, that udder's been dry
for a while now, hasn't it?

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- Kind of?
- <i>[Phone Rings]</i>

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- Hello.
- { Gob] Michael.

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I've got
a couple of girls here.

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A couple of <i>fun</i> girls...

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- I thought I'd bring you in on.
- Oh, I don't know, Gob.

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<i>Come on, Michael.</i>
<i>So we had a little disagreement.</i>

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- <i>[Narrator] Recently, Gob</i>
<i>had discovered that Michael...</i>
- { Michael Yelling]

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- <i>was interested in his</i>
<i>now ex-girlfriend, Marta.</i>
- { Yelling Continues]

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I'm offering you an olive branch here.

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Yeah-Yeah. No. l-I know,
and l-I appreciate that. It's just...

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Besides, when was the last
time you slept with someone?

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- Buster.
- What time and where?

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<i>[Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay was helping</i>
<i>George Michael with his homework.</i>

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- Oh, come on, let's do something.
It's just a stupid essay.
- No, I can't.

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I don't want to let down Ms. Baerly.
She's nice, you know.

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- And she's interesting...
- And pretty?

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Well, I don't know why
I'm telling you this.

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I guess there's just some things
you can't really say to your dad.

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Ah. Sounds like you'd like her
to be more than just your teacher.

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<i>[Narrator] Lindsay believed that</i>
<i>George Michael wanted to fix up his father...</i>

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<i>so he could fill the role ofhis mother.</i>

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There's nothing wrong with that.

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Although, I must say I'm a little
hurt that you haven't considered me.

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- You're my aunt.
- { Scoffs] That doesn't matter.

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Aunts can fill that role.
Teachers can fill that role.

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And, someday, you're gonna find
the right woman to fill that role.

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But until then,
I'll be right across the hall.

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<i>[Narrator] Lindsay had never been more</i>
<i>proud of anything she had said in her entire life.</i>

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- Yikes.
- <i>[Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob</i>
<i>was waiting for Michael to show up.</i>

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- Oh, there he is. Michael.
- Yes.

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This is Shannon, the girl
I've been telling you all about.

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Yes.
Girl, indeed... young girl.

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- That's a young, young, young, girl.
- Yeah, well, she's 18.

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So, it's like...
Oh, and <i>this</i> is...

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- your date, Nazh...
- galia.

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- Hello, my God!
- Well, Shannon wouldn't go out
without a chaperone...

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- Right.
- and so she's your date.

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<i>[Narrator] It was clear that Gob wasn't</i>
<i>offering an olive branch at all...</i>

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<i>and, in fact, was still</i>
<i>harboring some resentment over Marta.</i>

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- Oh... { Laughs]
"Nagarma," you've got a mustache.
- Hey!

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- I mean, you've got milk on your mustache.
- Oh. { Chuckles]

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- I mean, you've got a milk mustache.
- Yeah.

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- It's adorable. You look like
one of those "Got Milk" models.
- { Men Chuckling]

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<i>[Narrator] But Gob mistook Michael's</i>
<i>basic human decency for romantic interest...</i>

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<i>and felt a competitive urge to step in.</i>

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Because, you know,
it's beyond adorable... and e-exotic.

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- I find you very attractive.
- { Nazhgalia, Michael, Shannon] Really?

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<i>[Narrator] And George Sr.</i>
<i>was about to get a surprise visitor.</i>

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Mr. Bluth?
I'm Cindi Lightballoon.

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I've studied all your teachings,
and I've purchased every tape.

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And I watch 'em over and over.

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<i>[Narrator] George Sr. had recently marketed</i>
<i>a line of self-help tapes...</i>

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<i>touting his newly discovered spirituality.</i>

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I've also lost four pounds on your low-carb
Bluth Banana Jail Bars. { Giggles]

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I've come to learn at your feet.

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That's a good place to start.

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<i>[Narrator] And Michael, free ofhis double</i>
<i>date, met Lindsay at Parent-Teacher Night.</i>

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<i>Hey, Linds, is it my imagination...</i>

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or does this rape room have
the same floor plan as our kitchen?

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Did you meet Ms. Baerly yet,
the ethics teacher? 'Cause I just did.

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No, not yet.
Look, these are our cabinets.

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Yeah. Well, I think
she's perfect for you.

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- For me? Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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Thanks, but no. I've already been set up
once today by a sibling...

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and I don't think
you people know my type.

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Hey, look. It's not coming from me.
It's-It's George Michael.

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He told me.
I think he wants a mother.

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Well, that's ridiculous.
He's got you. He's got <i>our</i> mother.

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You'd think that would turn
him off to the entire concept.

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Besides, I'm not gonna rush out
and marry somebody just because
you think my son would like it.

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Welcome. I'm Ms. Baerly,
the ethics teacher.

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<i>My goal is to teach your children</i>
<i>about the preciousness oflife...</i>

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that can be lost
by the mindless pulling of a trigger.

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Mmm. No ring.

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<i>[Narrator] And so Michael got to know</i>
<i>his son's ethics teacher.</i>

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Ethics... right and wrong.

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- { Chuckles]
- How can one thing can be right
and another one be wrong?

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- I mean, which is which, you know?
- { Both Chuckling]

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I guess that's the "Rrrr" of it.

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You know, so frustrating.

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I don't know. I mean, they just threw this class
at me after Mr. Daniels had a stroke.

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{ Both Laughing]

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I had him, Mr. Daniels.
How is he?

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- Oh, he, you know, had a stroke.
- Oh.

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- Thought you were joking.
- No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing.

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- Right. No. Yeah. Gosh. Hmm.
- Yeah.

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- "Rrrr!"
- { Laughs] "Rrrr!"

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- <i>But, you know, l-l</i>... <i>I really</i>
<i>am antiwar and antiviolence.</i>
- Uh-huh.

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- And I think I'm an ethical person.
- Right.

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Here's an ethical question.

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Can-Can a parent take a teacher out
for a drink? Or...

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I don't know.
Uh, do you have a wife?

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- Yeah. But she's dead.
- { Laughs] Oh.

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{ Both Laughing]

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{ Sucks Teeth]
Have you ever been married?

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Yeah, she died.

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Ohh.
God, why are we laughing?

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I don't...
Well, it's the Mr. Daniels stroke thing...

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- all over again.
- { Laughs]

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- Let's go get that drink.
- Yeah, it could only help.

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- Rrrr!
- { Laughing] Rrr!

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<i>[Narrator] George Sr. was dealing</i>
<i>with his own admirer.</i>

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Oh, I've already told
you so many of my sins.

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Maybe you could
tell me some of yours.

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Uh, well, there are
legal implications to that.

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But, uh, back to your sins.
Uh, do that one about the, uh...

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{ Takes Deep Breath]
ladies' shower...

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in your college dorm again.

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<i>[Narrator] And Michael was on his way</i>
<i>to what would be his second date...</i>

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- <i>with Ms. Baerly.</i>
- <i>[Ringing]</i>

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Michael, the little Korean is here,
and I don't know what to do with him.

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At least, I think it's a him.

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You've got to strip them down to next
to nothing before you can even tell.

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Yeah, Mom.
I just spoke to Social Services...

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and although
they don't like to do this...

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if you can prove that
it's a bad environment for a child...

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and I would suggest saying what you
just said to me, don't change a word...

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- they will take him back.
- Ha, ha, ha. Uh, don't get too comfortable.

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<i>Shoes on, mister.! Shoes on.!</i>

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He's out of control.

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- <i>[Knocking]</i>
- Hold on.

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- I'm back.
- { Rattling]

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Who's that?

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This is "Annyong,"
who your father and I have adopted.

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What, I'm gone for a couple days
and you find a new son?

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<i>[Narrator] Lucille could see that</i>
<i>her son was concerned, even jealous.</i>

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<i>And she knew how it felt</i>
<i>to be overlooked.</i>

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Yes. Annyong is your brother now.

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Yes, Annyong.
Excuse me. Oh, Michael?

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Call it off.

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I'm keeping him.

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- Look, I gotta call you back.
- Sweet ride.

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Are you making
dinner reservations?

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No, no.
That was my Mom. She just had...

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- a "little Korean" dropped off.
- Ooh, that sounds good. Let's have that.

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- Hello.
- <i>[Narrator] And after their date...</i>

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<i>Michael took a step</i>
<i>he hadn't taken in years.</i>

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Okay, do you think this is a good idea?

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I think it's a great idea.

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Mmm.

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Such a good idea.

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But how are we going to sneak in
without waking everyone up?

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We'll take the stairs.

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{ Stairs Rumbling]

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This may not have been
my best idea.

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I'm sorry, Michael.

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I'm sorry too, Michael,
but it looks like we're even.

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You took something I liked.
I took something you liked.

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Yeah.
l... { Beeps]..."Nashbagerlajam."

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Listen, I know that you've been
trying to get even with me about Marta.

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But got bad news for ya.
I'm seeing somebody else.

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Who? Who?

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just out of curiosity... I'm not
gonna try to sleep with her.

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- Forget it. I thought that this was behind us.
- It is behind us.

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- <i>Great.</i>
- When I sleep with her.
'Cause I'm gonna sleep with her.

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Yeah. I was lying when I said
I wasn't gonna to sleep with her, so...

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- She'd have to agree to it.
- I don't anticipate a problem with that.

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- No?
- No. 'Cause I've seen some of the dogs you like.

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- Right.
- I just slept with one.

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- Again, didn't like Nazhgalia.
- Really.

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- Really, and good luck getting rid of her.
- Oh, please.

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- Not a problem. She knows it was
a one-time thing. Totally cool.
- <i>[Phone Ringing]</i>

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- Oh, so romantic.
- Who's "N. Bahn-Ahden?"

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Hello.
{ Sucks Air]

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<i>Hey, George Michael.</i>

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I wanted to talk to you about something
before, but I didn't know if it was real.

209
00:11:14,027 --> 00:11:16,257
But now, uh...

210
00:11:16,363 --> 00:11:18,490
your ethics teacher...

211
00:11:18,599 --> 00:11:20,692
- Yeah, I just made this for her.
- Oh.

212
00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:23,099
She loves Saddam Hussein.

213
00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:26,604
I'm sure she doesn't love Saddam.
I'm sure she is interested in him...

214
00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:29,198
as a subject, you know.

215
00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:32,403
- Right. That's what I meant.
- Great.

216
00:11:32,512 --> 00:11:35,276
You know, I just wanted to make her
something special to show that I care.

217
00:11:35,382 --> 00:11:38,351
- About the class?
- No. I mean, about her.

218
00:11:38,452 --> 00:11:41,717
- Oh!
- I kind of love her.

219
00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:45,121
You mean, you love her like...
like she loves Saddam.

220
00:11:45,225 --> 00:11:48,888
- Right?
- No, no. I mean, like, <i>love her</i> love her.

221
00:11:48,996 --> 00:11:51,464
- Oh.
- <i>[Footsteps]</i>

222
00:11:51,565 --> 00:11:54,466
- Oh.
- Oh, hi!

223
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:57,628
Hi, George Michael. I was just...

224
00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:59,672
Iooking at this model home.

225
00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:01,832
I'm gonna go home
and think about it.

226
00:12:01,942 --> 00:12:03,933
I'm gonna go home,
think about it.

227
00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:07,837
Dad, what was she doing here?

228
00:12:07,948 --> 00:12:10,473
- I mean, sh... she wasn't...
- <i>[Door Closes]</i>

229
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:15,647
<i>[Narrator] Michael knew he had an ethical</i>
<i>responsibility to tell his son the truth.</i>

230
00:12:15,756 --> 00:12:18,281
Yes.

231
00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:21,190
Your Uncle Gob slept with her.

232
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:30,302
Well, why would he do that? Why
would Gob sleep with my ethics teacher?

233
00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:33,373
- Probably to get even with me.
- How would that be getting even with you?

234
00:12:33,473 --> 00:12:36,806
- I'm the one that likes her.
- Right. Right.

235
00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,810
No, I know.
You and I know that, but Gob he just...

236
00:12:38,912 --> 00:12:43,246
He's not that exact of a target shooter,
and he just kind of sprays it everywhere.

237
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:47,047
You know, but listen, did-did you really
think that-that... that you had a...

238
00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:49,418
I mean, she's kinda
old for you, don't you think?

239
00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:51,684
We don't even know how old she is.
No one does.

240
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,885
She was chaperoning
the diversity dance...

241
00:12:53,994 --> 00:12:56,656
and I thought maybe as a joke,
I'd go up to her and be, like...

242
00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:58,788
"Well, hey, do you want to dance?"

243
00:12:58,899 --> 00:13:01,333
And she'd be, like, "Ah, what the heck?"
Right? Or some... I don't know.

244
00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:03,562
- I did it differently in the mirror, but...
- Right.

245
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:05,661
- But, you know, like, we'd be
joke dancing or something.
- <i>I get it.</i>

246
00:13:05,772 --> 00:13:09,640
- I didn't think it through.
- Don't you think you should be
taking somebody your own age?

247
00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:11,677
Like your cousin.

248
00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:14,645
- That's a bad example, but...
- I feel so stupid.

249
00:13:14,748 --> 00:13:18,878
I defaced a rare book to get that picture
of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit.

250
00:13:20,087 --> 00:13:22,521
- <i>"What would Saddam do?"</i>
- Yeah.

251
00:13:22,622 --> 00:13:25,352
Yeah, you know something?
You're right. Gob's gonna pay.

252
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:33,263
Okay,
that is our exact outdoor fire pit.

253
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:37,861
<i>[Narrator] At prison, George Sr. was preparing</i>
<i>for an evening with his most devoted fan.</i>

254
00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:41,429
<i>While Cindi Lightballoon was</i>
<i>making preparations ofher own.</i>

255
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,441
- How we doin'?
- <i>[Man] We have video.</i>

256
00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:48,378
- Testing one, two.
- Tilt back a little, will you, Harris?

257
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:51,110
Let's bust this guy.
{ Blows Smoke]

258
00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:54,051
<i>[Narrator]</i>
<i>So George Michael, still angry at Gob...</i>

259
00:13:54,154 --> 00:13:56,452
<i>sought out the family expert</i>
<i>on making trouble.</i>

260
00:13:56,556 --> 00:14:00,083
- I know he was dating that girl Shannon.
- The cheerleader?

261
00:14:00,193 --> 00:14:03,060
Yeah, she's probably gonna take him
to that stupid diversity dance.

262
00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:05,222
I wish I had someone shocking to take.

263
00:14:05,332 --> 00:14:07,800
You know, I actually called
Mr. Daniels and asked him...

264
00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:11,428
but he got all out of breath
and dropped the phone.

265
00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:14,939
- I never heard back.
- You know, may-maybe
we should go together.

266
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:19,171
<i>Right, I mean, it's a bad example</i>...
<i>l</i>... <i>But should we?</i>

267
00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:21,179
Hello.

268
00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:23,476
Yes, Annyong.
Your name's Annyong.

269
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:26,143
We all know you're Annyong.
Annyong. Annyong. Annyong.

270
00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:29,484
- Who's this?
- Oh, I'm sorry. This is Annyong.

271
00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:32,251
My mom bought him.
She's making me register him for school.

272
00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:36,295
- He's my new little brother.
- So we're related.

273
00:14:36,396 --> 00:14:41,299
- Hey, wanna go to a dance?
- Oh, great, another uncle to compete with.

274
00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:44,700
<i>[Narrator] And Michael went to discuss</i>
<i>the George Michael situation with Ms. Baerly.</i>

275
00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:47,296
<i>Being held against their will...</i>
<i>[Giggles]</i>

276
00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:52,037
purely on the basis of political
or religious beliefs. { Giggling]

277
00:14:52,145 --> 00:14:55,603
I'm sorry.
I met someone. I'm sorry.

278
00:14:55,715 --> 00:14:59,811
<i>Anyway, this is serious.</i>
<i>This is atrocities. No more smiling.</i>

279
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,946
- <i>[Knocking]</i>
- Michael! Uh, just a minute.

280
00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:07,458
- Hi. Sorry...
- Hi!

281
00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:09,825
Don't worry. George Michael's
not in there. Those are the dumb kids.

282
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,160
Okay.
Um, listen.

283
00:15:12,265 --> 00:15:14,529
- This is uh...
- Wow! Did you make this for me?

284
00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:16,693
This is so sweet.
I love Hussein.

285
00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:20,739
- You mean, you're interested in him.
- Oh, yes. He is a monster.

286
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:23,571
- Yeah.
- Wow. Where did you find
this one of him in a Speedo?

287
00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:26,168
This is what I want to talk to you
about, though. Um, Beth...

288
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:28,679
I don't think that
I can continue to see you.

289
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:30,682
- { Giggles]
- { Giggles]

290
00:15:30,784 --> 00:15:33,514
But I've enjoyed
my time with you.

291
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:37,852
- You ever wanna talk ethics...
- You really mean it? This isn't
one of"my wife died"jokes?

292
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:41,223
- No, I'm afraid this is serious.
- Oh.

293
00:15:41,328 --> 00:15:43,319
You see, George Michael
made this poster for you.

294
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:47,366
You know, he-he kind of, uh,
is in love with you, so...

295
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:50,994
- He knows we're going out.
He saw me this morning.
- No, I covered that.

296
00:15:51,104 --> 00:15:53,402
I told him that you
slept with my brother.

297
00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:56,670
That may be the most
unethical thing I've ever heard.

298
00:15:56,776 --> 00:15:59,404
Well, you've only been
doing this half a semester.

299
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:04,143
Look, it was a preemptive strike.
My brother would've tried to sleep with you.

300
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,651
- Well, I want you to leave
right now and not come back.
- Right. I know.

301
00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:10,348
- I understand. I'm sorry.
And you will not see me again.
- <i>[Bell Rings]</i>

302
00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:19,098
Starting right now.

303
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:21,793
- <i>[Narrator] George Sr. went on a walk</i>
<i>with Cindi.</i>
- George.

304
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:26,464
- <i>And she was getting to him.</i>
- You can feel safe to fully reveal yourself to me.

305
00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:29,872
Hmm, all right.
{ Sighs] There is...

306
00:16:29,976 --> 00:16:33,639
- There is something.
- Come closer.

307
00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:38,116
{ Sighs]
It's weighing heavy on my soul.

308
00:16:38,218 --> 00:16:43,383
You, uh... You know, the Talmud teaches
us to... There you go. { Inhales Sharply]

309
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:45,390
- What's he doing?
- He's pinching the camera.

310
00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:47,392
He's on to us.
He's found the camera.

311
00:16:47,494 --> 00:16:49,587
- Get out of there. He's got the camera.
Abort! Abort!
- Get the dog.

312
00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:51,789
Clean the dog.
We are cleaning the dog!

313
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:03,075
{ Moaning]

314
00:17:03,176 --> 00:17:06,304
<i>[Narrator] That night, Buster</i>
<i>came home to an empty apartment.</i>

315
00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:09,972
<i>So, it's off with Mother now.</i>

316
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:13,610
<i>[Narrator] In fact, Lucille was just</i>
<i>giving Annyong and Maeby a ride.</i>

317
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,518
You're trying to steal
from the wrong man.

318
00:17:16,623 --> 00:17:19,592
Watch your back,
my little immigrant friend!

319
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:27,797
<i>[Narrator] And the spring</i>
<i>diversity dance was in full swing.</i>

320
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:31,200
- Whoa, sorry. Students only.
- Oh.

321
00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:35,206
So you're not letting him in because he
doesn't share your perfectly shaped nose...

322
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:38,971
your round eye-shaped eyes,
your strong square jaw.

323
00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:41,445
Thanks.
You wanna dance?

324
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,516
- Yeah!
- All right!

325
00:17:43,617 --> 00:17:46,108
- <i>?? [Pop]</i>
- Steve Holt!

326
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,551
- <i>[Narrator]</i>
<i>And Gob sought out Shannon</i>...
- <i>[Gob] Shannon.!</i>

327
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:51,385
<i>who had found out he had</i>
<i>cheated on her with Nazhgalia.</i>

328
00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:54,756
Shannon, where are you?
Shannon!

329
00:17:54,861 --> 00:17:57,887
Oh, hey, Lisa.
Shannon!

330
00:17:58,932 --> 00:18:01,264
Excuse me.
Look, I blew it, okay?

331
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:04,360
But I bought a yearbook ad from you.
Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

332
00:18:04,471 --> 00:18:08,373
<i>Beth.! Hey, hi.</i>
<i>Listen...</i>

333
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,638
Um, I blew it okay?
I had to see you.

334
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,804
l-I've been giving this
a lot of thought, and-and...

335
00:18:13,913 --> 00:18:17,349
- I have to do the right thing.
- You're gonna tell George Michael the truth?

336
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:20,078
Oh, that's... that's your
definition of the right thing.

337
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,747
I thought I was gonna make
a dramatic entrance and tell you
that I wanted to see you. Okay.

338
00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:26,223
Uh, I'll get right on that.

339
00:18:26,326 --> 00:18:29,659
George Michael!
Where are you? George Michael!

340
00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:32,891
- Uncle Gob?
- George Michael.

341
00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:35,229
- What are you doing at a high school dance?
- I'm looking for you.

342
00:18:35,335 --> 00:18:37,895
- How could you do this to me?
- Do what?

343
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:40,165
- I'm just here with my girl.
- Yeah, my ethics teacher.

344
00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:42,673
- <i>Hey, George Michael.</i>
- No, Dad. I'm taking care of something, okay?

345
00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:44,334
- All right.
- You slept with my ethics teacher.

346
00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:46,344
- { Overlapping Chatter]
- Just hang on a second.

347
00:18:46,446 --> 00:18:47,380
- It wasn't him. It's me, okay?
- Wha...

348
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:48,904
- It wasn't him. It's me, okay?
- Wha...

349
00:18:49,015 --> 00:18:52,507
- I've been dating your ethics teacher.
- Wow, Michael.

350
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:55,417
I'm really touched that you'd stick up
for me after I've been so horrible to you.

351
00:18:55,522 --> 00:18:59,288
- Huh?
- You know what? Now it's time
for me to do the right thing.

352
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,528
I slept with the ethics teacher.
I'm sorry.

353
00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:06,463
- What are you talking about?
- Lindsay told me that you liked
her and I'm not proud of this...

354
00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:09,899
but... l... { Beeps]
Mrs. Whitehead.

355
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:12,870
<i>[Narrator] In fact,</i>
<i>Gob mistook the civics teacher...</i>

356
00:19:12,972 --> 00:19:15,202
<i>for the ethics teacher Michael was dating.</i>

357
00:19:15,308 --> 00:19:18,368
Man, he... has a type.

358
00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:22,039
<i>Gob, Mrs. Whitehead</i>
<i>was the</i> civics <i>teacher.</i>

359
00:19:22,148 --> 00:19:25,777
- We both had her.
- Yes, we have. And now we're even.

360
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:27,944
- What a pig.
- Tell me about it.

361
00:19:28,054 --> 00:19:30,284
No, you!
You're the pig!

362
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:33,154
- Two strikes. You are out.
- Listen. Shannon, please.

363
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,693
- It was a onetime thing. I'm not
gonna hear from her again!
- <i>[Ringing]</i>

364
00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:37,820
- Ach!
- { Ringing Continues]

365
00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:42,129
Who is Edna W.? Hello?
{ Groans]

366
00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:45,227
- What's going on here, Dad?
- Well, it-it-it was me, okay?

367
00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:48,671
l-I've been seeing Ms. Baerly, and I
should never have brought Gob into it.

368
00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:51,608
But that day you told me you liked her,
I didn't know what else to do.

369
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:54,737
- I never wanted to hurt you.
- Didn't Aunt Lindsay tell you I liked her?

370
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:58,306
Yeah. But she said that you wanted her as
a mother, and I said that was ridiculous...

371
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,579
but then I met her
and kind of fell for her...

372
00:20:00,687 --> 00:20:03,679
and thought that she would
kind of make a great mother.

373
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:07,317
<i>Is that true? I didn't</i>
<i>know you were that serious.</i>

374
00:20:07,427 --> 00:20:09,918
Well, you know, I'm open to it.
We're open to it.

375
00:20:10,029 --> 00:20:12,463
Wow!

376
00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:16,331
- No, no, no, no.
- I'm just saying someday, you know.

377
00:20:16,436 --> 00:20:19,872
- I'm not really into kids.
- I'm just... I'm not trying to rush anything.

378
00:20:19,973 --> 00:20:21,998
Hey!
The lady said no, man.

379
00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:24,576
Look, Michael,
I hope you find what you're looking for.

380
00:20:24,677 --> 00:20:27,771
I mean we had some laughs about
some very sad things, but...

381
00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:30,509
I don't think we have a future.

382
00:20:32,285 --> 00:20:35,812
- And, Jeremy, I will take that cupcake.
- Ohh. Okay, um...

383
00:20:37,056 --> 00:20:41,652
- Hey, uh, you wanna dance?
- Sure, why not?

384
00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:46,555
I can't believe that would have worked.

385
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,392
<i>On the next</i>
Arrested Development.

386
00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:51,629
<i>Buster's competition</i>
<i>heats up.</i>

387
00:20:51,738 --> 00:20:54,639
<i>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.! We are not</i>
<i>allowed to have candles in here.</i>

388
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:57,209
- Mom would freak.
- Oh, no, it's fine.

389
00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:02,646
- This is America, baby.
You pray how you want.
- <i>[Buster Scoffs]</i>

390
00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,377
I'll light a candle
of my own.

391
00:21:05,485 --> 00:21:07,476
That's exactly
what I'll do.

392
00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:19,387
<i>[Alarm Beeping]</i>