1 00:00:00,216 --> 00:00:03,117 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,219 --> 00:00:05,210 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,321 --> 00:00:07,312 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:14,490 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:21,066 Michael Bluth was infatuated with his brother's girlfriend, Marta... 6 00:00:21,649 --> 00:00:24,083 a Spanish-language soap opera star. 7 00:00:24,185 --> 00:00:28,713 But when he found out she was interested in a man named Hermano, he confronted her. 8 00:00:28,823 --> 00:00:31,724 Unfortunately, he discovered too late... 9 00:00:31,826 --> 00:00:34,624 that "hermano" in Spanish meant "brother," 10 00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:39,598 and the person Marta was infatuated with was, in fact, himself. 11 00:00:39,701 --> 00:00:45,162 This was distracting Michael the next day when he went to meet his father's attorney at prison. 12 00:00:45,273 --> 00:00:47,673 Look, there is nothing to it. It's an arraignment. 13 00:00:47,775 --> 00:00:52,405 They announce the charges. However, it would help if you all showed up... 14 00:00:52,513 --> 00:00:54,845 Iooking like a loving, supportive family. 15 00:00:54,949 --> 00:00:57,076 - For how long? - Ten minutes, tops. 16 00:00:57,185 --> 00:01:00,086 See if you can get it down to five. 17 00:01:00,188 --> 00:01:03,624 You know, maybe I should confess these crimes, save everybody the trouble. 18 00:01:03,725 --> 00:01:08,253 Oh, get off the mount. You're coming home, guilty or somehow found not guilty. 19 00:01:08,363 --> 00:01:10,888 Hello? 20 00:01:10,999 --> 00:01:14,992 What the hell is going on? I'm waiting to hear about Marta and this Hermano guy. 21 00:01:15,103 --> 00:01:17,594 Yeah, I checked it out. I do not think that she's cheating. 22 00:01:17,705 --> 00:01:21,368 - I'm going over to Marta's. - No, no, no. Don't do that, okay? 23 00:01:21,476 --> 00:01:23,603 just lay low, be cool and I'll talk to her again. 24 00:01:23,711 --> 00:01:26,805 - That way you won't look so desperate, you know? - You're a good guy, mon frère. 25 00:01:26,914 --> 00:01:28,882 That means "brother" in French. 26 00:01:28,983 --> 00:01:32,350 I don't know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish. 27 00:01:32,453 --> 00:01:34,648 So Michael went to speak with Marta... 28 00:01:34,756 --> 00:01:37,725 about the misunderstanding from the night before. 29 00:01:37,825 --> 00:01:40,658 - I owe you an apology. - No, I owe you an apology. 30 00:01:40,762 --> 00:01:44,391 I'm so ashamed that I was so disrespectful to your brother. 31 00:01:44,499 --> 00:01:46,899 Oh, who cares? Nobody respects him. 32 00:01:47,001 --> 00:01:50,630 You see, Marta, I have been interested in you since the first day that we met. 33 00:01:50,738 --> 00:01:54,139 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 34 00:01:54,242 --> 00:01:56,540 It doesn't matter. 35 00:01:56,644 --> 00:02:00,171 We live by a code, you and l... to honor family. 36 00:02:00,281 --> 00:02:04,945 Yes. That's one of the things that attracted me to you... your sense of right and wrong. 37 00:02:05,053 --> 00:02:07,317 I also like your hair and your face and your breasts. 38 00:02:07,422 --> 00:02:09,890 - You're so unlike your brother. - Oh, thank you. 39 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:14,325 - Gob is like the cock of the walk. But not you. - You are so kind. 40 00:02:14,429 --> 00:02:17,990 - You're sensitive, like a woman. - That's enough. 41 00:02:18,099 --> 00:02:20,329 We do have to do the right thing. 42 00:02:20,435 --> 00:02:24,735 - And being together is the wrong thing. - Very, very... 43 00:02:24,839 --> 00:02:26,739 wrong. 44 00:02:47,128 --> 00:02:50,097 - Is that Gob? - He likes to make love to this. 45 00:02:50,198 --> 00:02:53,565 - I'm gonna turn this off. - Please. 46 00:02:55,036 --> 00:02:57,834 Oh! 47 00:02:57,939 --> 00:03:01,807 - Gob's wand. - Oh, this... this is so wrong. 48 00:03:01,909 --> 00:03:05,709 - Yes. - No, no, no. Not-Not-Not... Not... Not hot wrong. 49 00:03:05,813 --> 00:03:10,944 - You know, regular wrong. I gotta tell Gob. - No, I have to tell him. 50 00:03:11,052 --> 00:03:15,079 Yes, but you speak a little slowly, and I really want to get this thing moving along. 51 00:03:15,189 --> 00:03:18,386 So, listen, you do the noble thing, and you tell him that you've met somebody else. 52 00:03:18,493 --> 00:03:21,553 I'm gonna do the noble thing and tell him that it's me. 53 00:03:21,662 --> 00:03:24,722 While I'm doing my noble thing you could put those photos in a box, get rid of the wand... 54 00:03:24,832 --> 00:03:27,767 and we can do the wrong thing the right way. 55 00:03:27,869 --> 00:03:30,838 And Maeby was getting tired ofher parents'constant fighting. 56 00:03:30,938 --> 00:03:34,237 I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it. 57 00:03:34,342 --> 00:03:36,776 Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that! 58 00:03:36,878 --> 00:03:40,473 That's my point, you handsome cowboy, you. 59 00:03:40,581 --> 00:03:46,417 Oh, great. And now you're mocking me, you selfish, country-music-loving lady. 60 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:48,421 Hello, Maeby. 61 00:03:48,523 --> 00:03:51,754 Nice cover. Why don't you two just get a divorce and save us all a lot of grief? 62 00:03:51,859 --> 00:03:56,319 The night before, Tobias and Lindsay had chosen to sleep in separate rooms... 63 00:03:56,430 --> 00:03:59,797 and Tobias had dropped an intriguing bit of information. 64 00:03:59,901 --> 00:04:02,870 And then, of course, we couldn't conceive, so there was that famous ordeal. 65 00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:05,632 What do you mean, you couldn't conceive? Was Maeby adopted? 66 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:08,800 Is she not really related to me? Is she just some girl I know? 67 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:11,606 George Michael never got an answer. - It's Carl Weathers. 68 00:04:11,712 --> 00:04:14,510 So he set about doing some investigating on his own. 69 00:04:14,615 --> 00:04:18,051 - Hey, have you ever seen any pictures of your mom pregnant? - Don't talk to me about my mom. 70 00:04:18,152 --> 00:04:20,313 She's crazy. Both of them are. 71 00:04:20,421 --> 00:04:23,447 - Sometimes I wish we weren't even related. - Hey, you know, maybe we're not. 72 00:04:23,558 --> 00:04:26,118 Because, I mean, when you think about it, we don't even really look like each other. 73 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:28,957 No, I was talking about my parents. 74 00:04:29,063 --> 00:04:31,497 God, what's wrong with this family? 75 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:35,260 Maybe we're not a family. 76 00:04:35,369 --> 00:04:38,634 And maybe that's very, very right. We... 77 00:04:38,739 --> 00:04:43,438 Uncle Gob. Hey, uh, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? 78 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:48,311 Oh, yeah. Dozens of times. Hey, is your dad around, or... 79 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:55,011 - Hey, Gob. Marta call? - She sure has... 80 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:57,920 four times, but I didn't take the calls. 81 00:04:58,025 --> 00:05:00,084 Oh, no? Why not? 82 00:05:00,194 --> 00:05:04,722 - Because of you. You said to lay low. And it's working. - Great. 83 00:05:04,832 --> 00:05:08,495 Tell you what, you may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. 84 00:05:08,603 --> 00:05:11,663 I'll give you that. - No! Listen, Gob, you can't just ignore her. 85 00:05:11,772 --> 00:05:14,172 Maybe you should talk to her. She is your girlfriend. 86 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:16,835 Exactly. And I want to keep it that way. 87 00:05:16,944 --> 00:05:21,574 For all I know, she's calling to break up with me. I don't answer the phone, that doesn't happen. 88 00:05:21,682 --> 00:05:26,517 And it's all because of you, fratello. That's Italian for brother. 89 00:05:26,621 --> 00:05:29,351 Now all I gotta do is find this Hermano guy. 90 00:05:29,457 --> 00:05:31,857 - I'm gonna kill him. - Hey, Brother. 91 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:33,358 - Hey, Busty. - Hey, Brother. 92 00:05:33,461 --> 00:05:35,725 - Hey, Buster. - Gob, there's no need for violence. 93 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:40,199 There never is. I'd like to think that we're all intelligent, mature... 94 00:05:40,301 --> 00:05:42,963 adults that can settle their differences... 95 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:45,937 whenever they might come to light, through words. 96 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,270 Yeah, well, I let my fists do the talking. 97 00:05:48,376 --> 00:05:51,004 Not this one, 'cause obviously, I need it for coin tricks and stuff. 98 00:05:51,112 --> 00:05:54,206 - But this one, I let it speak for both of them. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 99 00:05:54,315 --> 00:05:58,012 Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. 100 00:05:58,119 --> 00:06:00,451 That's what I did in high school when I almost got into a fight. 101 00:06:00,554 --> 00:06:04,046 - I think that was about being attacked by bears. - Yeah, I know. 102 00:06:05,559 --> 00:06:08,027 Hey, rich kid. Gimme your lunch money. 103 00:06:10,531 --> 00:06:14,558 But sometimes I wonder what it would be like to get into a fight today. 104 00:06:14,669 --> 00:06:18,662 - You'd be a much bigger ball. - There is so much in life that I have not experienced. 105 00:06:18,773 --> 00:06:22,265 And now that I'm away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live. 106 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:26,472 I want to dance. I want to make love to a woman. I want to get a checking account. 107 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:29,515 I want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in. 108 00:06:29,617 --> 00:06:32,085 Michael, don't get that! That could be Marta! 109 00:06:32,186 --> 00:06:35,417 What? Oop! Too late. Hello? 110 00:06:35,523 --> 00:06:37,787 - Michael? - Oh, hi, Mom. 111 00:06:37,892 --> 00:06:41,123 - I'm not here. - Is that Buster? Tell him I'm fine without him. 112 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:44,629 Why haven't you called me back? I'm worried about your father's hearing. 113 00:06:44,732 --> 00:06:47,200 Mom, listen, it's gonna be fine. I'm on it, okay? I'm taking care of it. 114 00:06:47,301 --> 00:06:51,101 - I'll be there first thing Friday morning. - It's tomorrow at 4:30. 115 00:06:51,205 --> 00:06:55,141 - Oh. I should write that down. - Where is your head, Michael? 116 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,472 Everything's gonna be fine. They just read the charges... 117 00:06:57,578 --> 00:06:59,808 and we look like a loving family for, like, six minutes. 118 00:06:59,914 --> 00:07:02,849 - Ten minutes. - We couldn't get that down, huh? 119 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:06,147 George Michael, meanwhile, went to speak with Tobias. 120 00:07:06,253 --> 00:07:09,051 - This was just faxed to you. - Oh, great! The rewrite. 121 00:07:09,156 --> 00:07:11,283 Let's see if they've beefed up my part. 122 00:07:11,392 --> 00:07:13,622 I got three lines! 123 00:07:13,728 --> 00:07:18,461 So, uh, I've been thinking about that, uh... that conversation we were having the other night... 124 00:07:18,566 --> 00:07:21,057 about, uh, where Maeby came from, and, uh... 125 00:07:21,168 --> 00:07:23,830 I was just wondering if you could finish that thought. 126 00:07:23,938 --> 00:07:26,463 Yes, okay. Uh, well, have a seat. 127 00:07:27,575 --> 00:07:29,475 Uh... 128 00:07:30,811 --> 00:07:32,779 Um... 129 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:36,875 When a man... 130 00:07:36,984 --> 00:07:42,513 needs to prove to a woman that he's actually... 131 00:07:42,623 --> 00:07:44,716 When a man loves a woman... 132 00:07:44,825 --> 00:07:49,194 and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her... 133 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:52,493 something very, very special happens. 134 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,933 And, uh, with deep, deep concentration... 135 00:07:56,037 --> 00:08:00,371 - and-and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec... - I'm sorry. 136 00:08:00,474 --> 00:08:02,840 I'm gonna stop you. I know where you're running. 137 00:08:02,943 --> 00:08:05,207 l-I didn't mean babies in general. 138 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:11,046 Oh, well, that's good, 'cause it was about to get a little, ick, gross. 139 00:08:11,152 --> 00:08:14,747 - Yeah. No, I meant specifically with Maeby. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 140 00:08:14,855 --> 00:08:16,755 - This isn't right. - I know. You're right. 141 00:08:16,857 --> 00:08:19,052 - I'm sorry. - No, no. It says it's a shower scene. 142 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,652 I'm not supposed to be in a shower scene. It has nudity. 143 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:26,722 Tobias was a never-nude, which is exactly what it sounds like. 144 00:08:26,834 --> 00:08:30,668 I don't do nudity. It says that right on my résumé. Okay? 145 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:33,262 What... What do you think I wear these for? 146 00:08:33,374 --> 00:08:35,774 I was never actually clear on that. 147 00:08:35,876 --> 00:08:38,902 So, you're, uh... you're not with Marta anymore? 148 00:08:39,013 --> 00:08:43,643 Well, my plan is to get her wanting me but bad, and then I spring it on her. 149 00:08:43,751 --> 00:08:47,380 I know you've been cheating on me, and you just cost yourself one fine man... 150 00:08:47,488 --> 00:08:52,152 - and one fine CD of him singing "Love is in the Air." - Well, I would never, uh... 151 00:08:52,259 --> 00:08:55,353 do this while you were still going out, but, uh... 152 00:08:55,463 --> 00:08:58,728 if you're done with her, I'd sure like a crack at her. 153 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,927 Right, right. That sounds great. Go for it, buddy. 154 00:09:02,036 --> 00:09:04,971 But you know that she's kind of used to being with me, right? 155 00:09:05,072 --> 00:09:09,133 So, it'd be sort of like going from prime rib to... 156 00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:12,576 I don't know... weird brother of prime rib. 157 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,649 - Do you even know her? - I met her. I fell for her. 158 00:09:15,749 --> 00:09:21,415 I've been watching her program, El Amor Prohibido... The Love That Is Forbidden. 159 00:09:21,522 --> 00:09:23,786 She is the love that's forbidden. 160 00:09:23,891 --> 00:09:26,189 The love of my hermano. 161 00:09:26,293 --> 00:09:29,023 Wait a second. What? You know Hermano? 162 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:34,295 "Hermano" is brother in Spanish. As in, "Hey, hermano." 163 00:09:34,401 --> 00:09:36,869 - Huh. - Brother? 164 00:09:36,971 --> 00:09:39,963 - Hermano means brother? - Yeah. 165 00:09:40,074 --> 00:09:44,602 Well, sounds like hermano is about to get his ass kicked. 166 00:09:44,712 --> 00:09:47,510 Well, this is what I said I wanted. 167 00:09:47,615 --> 00:09:53,110 So, all right. Let's get it over with. Huh! 168 00:09:56,601 --> 00:09:59,001 Uh, so, are you gonna hit me? 169 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:03,301 No, I'm not gonna hit you. You're not the brother Marta's cheating on me with. 170 00:10:03,408 --> 00:10:07,003 - Oh. Oh, who is? - How the hell should I know, Buster? 171 00:10:07,111 --> 00:10:10,979 You know, there is a guy who plays her older brother on her show. 172 00:10:11,082 --> 00:10:13,380 I think his name is Tio. 173 00:10:13,484 --> 00:10:15,475 Tio. 174 00:10:15,587 --> 00:10:19,546 Well, sounds like someone who you think's name is Tio... 175 00:10:19,657 --> 00:10:22,125 is about to get his ass kicked. 176 00:10:22,227 --> 00:10:25,492 Thanks for the tip, Buster. 177 00:10:25,597 --> 00:10:29,556 All right, Mom. I'll be sure to tell Buster. Right. Bye. Mom wanted me to tell you... 178 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:32,227 that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead... 179 00:10:32,337 --> 00:10:34,498 she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in the blue sweater. 180 00:10:34,606 --> 00:10:37,666 - Damn! I hate the blue sweater. - She said it would look nice with the gray pants. 181 00:10:37,775 --> 00:10:40,243 - Damn it! She's right! - Where's Gob? 182 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:44,179 - I think he's heading down to the set of Marta's soap opera. - What? 183 00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:47,274 She may be cheating on him with the guy who plays her brother. 184 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,910 I mean, I still like her, but we're gonna have to deal with this. 185 00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:52,956 - I gotta go stop him. - And I've got a blue sweater to steam. 186 00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:54,888 - Good luck. - Thanks. 187 00:10:54,993 --> 00:11:00,021 Gob raced to confront Tio, with Michael in hot pursuit. 188 00:11:03,735 --> 00:11:07,569 George Michael, having failed to get the information he needed from anyone else... 189 00:11:07,672 --> 00:11:11,472 made the ultimate sacrifice and went to the keeper of the family secrets. 190 00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:15,706 - So, uh, it's about Maeby. - Oh! That's a lost cause. 191 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:19,180 - But you get what you pay for, huh? - Yeah. 192 00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:23,345 - Wait. What-What do you mean, "pay"? - Fertility tests, lab fees... 193 00:11:23,454 --> 00:11:25,422 donors and implants. 194 00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:28,356 She's not real. She was made in a cup. 195 00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:32,919 Like soup... a hundred and thirty thousand dollar cup of soup. 196 00:11:33,031 --> 00:11:35,727 How do you like them egg rolls, Mr. Goldstone? 197 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:39,166 All I know is it took an extra year before we could add a den. 198 00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:42,000 So are you saying we're not directly related? 199 00:11:42,106 --> 00:11:46,406 I'm saying she already spent her inheritance getting here. 200 00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:50,675 Gob, meanwhile, had finally shown up at the El Amor Prohibido set. 201 00:11:53,584 --> 00:11:57,918 Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio. 202 00:11:58,022 --> 00:12:01,287 -? Cómo? - Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. 203 00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:04,418 Unfortunately, the actor who played Tio... 204 00:12:04,529 --> 00:12:08,761 had also starred in a Mexican film about the life of Oscar De La Hoya. 205 00:12:11,703 --> 00:12:14,035 Gob. Hey, hey. 206 00:12:14,138 --> 00:12:19,201 - You all right? - Where am I? Am I in... two-thirds of a hospital room? 207 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,801 Yeah, listen, um... 208 00:12:23,614 --> 00:12:26,674 It's me. 209 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:33,783 I'm the guy that she likes. "Hermano" is brother. 210 00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:35,859 Me. 211 00:12:38,463 --> 00:12:41,955 - Well, if I'd known it was you, I wouldn't have minded. - You wouldn't? 212 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:45,297 Michael, you're a great guy. 213 00:12:46,738 --> 00:12:49,002 If you liked her, I would have said, "Go for it." 214 00:12:50,842 --> 00:12:53,572 I do kind of like her. 215 00:12:54,812 --> 00:12:57,303 Go for it. 216 00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:02,810 Hi. 217 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,684 My brother said we can do it. 218 00:13:07,058 --> 00:13:09,822 That didn't come out as romantic as I'd hoped, but... 219 00:13:19,771 --> 00:13:23,104 Everything is finally perfect. 220 00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:28,201 Oh, wait. You jinxed it. Don't worry. I'll turn it off. 221 00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:33,511 Mm. It's just my mother. She's probably worried about my Dad's... hearing. 222 00:13:33,618 --> 00:13:36,678 Oh. With my Dad, it is the vision. 223 00:13:36,788 --> 00:13:39,916 Meanwhile, Tobias told Lindsay that he couldn't do the part. 224 00:13:40,024 --> 00:13:44,324 - It plays naked, okay? - Tobias, we're gonna have to deal with this sometime. 225 00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,556 I understand you not wanting to do it on film... 226 00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:50,964 - but you can't even get undressed in front of me. - It is not you, Lindsay. 227 00:13:51,069 --> 00:13:55,301 I can't get undressed alone. I can't get undressed by myself. 228 00:13:55,406 --> 00:13:58,864 I mean, this is a real affliction. I'm sorry it's not recognized here in the states. 229 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,706 But I know for a fact that there are two members of German Parliament. 230 00:14:01,813 --> 00:14:04,748 They're called "nein wohlstandig" nude. 231 00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:08,580 But they're German, so... They speak German, so they have a different... 232 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:13,623 Yeah, well, it's not normal, and ignoring it isn't gonna make it go away. 233 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:16,693 You've got nothing to be ashamed of. 234 00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:20,696 Please, please don't make fun. 235 00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:23,164 I'm not making fun. 236 00:14:26,871 --> 00:14:29,169 Look, how 'bout we do this together? 237 00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:32,401 You take off your shirt, and I'll take off my jacket. 238 00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:37,976 You know, this family can be pretty screwed up sometimes. But the good news is... 239 00:14:38,082 --> 00:14:42,815 Actually, I used to think that, too, but it's better than the alternative. 240 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,151 Well, have you explored all the alternatives? 'Cause I guess what I'm getting at is... 241 00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:48,555 No, but I'm glad I have this family, you know? 242 00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:52,095 'Cause I know I said some bad stuff, but it's much better here than it was in Boston. 243 00:14:52,196 --> 00:14:56,758 And I have a cousin here. So even if my parents do get divorced, I have you, right? 244 00:14:56,868 --> 00:15:00,634 George Michael realized that no matter how much it upset him... 245 00:15:00,738 --> 00:15:02,763 he didn't want to take Maeby's family away from her. 246 00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:07,334 - Yeah, you got us all right. - Now all I need is a boyfriend. 247 00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:16,399 Lucille was left alone with her oldest son at the courthouse. 248 00:15:16,509 --> 00:15:18,636 Just you and me, huh? 249 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:22,977 God, why am I the only one who ever comes through in this family? 250 00:15:23,082 --> 00:15:25,209 And George Sr. was led into the courtroom. 251 00:15:25,318 --> 00:15:28,651 - Where the hell is everybody? - I'm here, Dad. 252 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:32,486 I can't believe no one showed up. I don't know. Maybe it's for the best. 253 00:15:32,592 --> 00:15:35,993 Maybe I should just stay in prison so my family can be free. 254 00:15:36,095 --> 00:15:39,690 - Look, you're my husband, and you belong back at home with me. - Wow. 255 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:42,700 - You really love me. - Call it what you want. 256 00:15:42,802 --> 00:15:45,270 I'm tired of paying Lupe to clean one dish. 257 00:15:45,371 --> 00:15:49,501 I'm sorry, sorry. I'm so late. I had another hearing. 258 00:15:49,609 --> 00:15:55,172 I think I'm gonna get off, huh? I have a good lawyer. 259 00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:58,546 You look great in red. Okay. 260 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:04,852 "Anyhoo," what are we doing here? What's the plan? 261 00:16:04,957 --> 00:16:07,687 The plan? You're our lawyer. 262 00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:10,194 It's a figure of speech. You're gonna be fine. 263 00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:17,069 Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own for two days, and he joins a gang. 264 00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:19,536 These guys? Oh, I've got them for the afternoon. 265 00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:22,904 Besides, they're the only thing I have left to live for in this world. 266 00:16:23,009 --> 00:16:27,275 Oh, stop being so dramatic. You know where I live. 267 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:30,042 I wasn't talking about you, Mom. I was talking about Marta. 268 00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:32,984 Excuse me. 269 00:16:33,086 --> 00:16:38,319 You were serious? 'Cause I got news for you, pal. Marta's been interested in Michael. 270 00:16:38,424 --> 00:16:42,884 That's right... dull, nothing-going-on-upstairs... 271 00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:47,295 - Michael. - Yeah, I know. 272 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,062 - I saw them making out at her front door. - What? When? 273 00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:52,364 just now. Huh! 274 00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:55,532 The stuff I've got to work out with Marta just keeps piling up. 275 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:58,633 - Unbelievable. - All rise. 276 00:16:58,745 --> 00:17:02,738 This court is now in session, the Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 277 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:05,511 - Oh! We've got Ping. - I want to remind you... 278 00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:09,076 that there are no cameras allowed in my courtroom. 279 00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:12,624 Conspiracy, racketeering, evidence tampering... 280 00:17:12,725 --> 00:17:16,320 fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft... 281 00:17:16,429 --> 00:17:19,865 - Wow. l-I did not get that page. - resisting arrest... 282 00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:21,934 - Michael. - resisting arrest at the scene. 283 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:26,698 - How dare you! - Now, come on. You said it was okay. And nothing happened! 284 00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:29,240 - Oh, did I? - Take it easy. 285 00:17:29,342 --> 00:17:31,310 - Order! - Is that my belt? 286 00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:36,110 - Well, so what? Get your hands off me! - What is your problem? 287 00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:43,813 What are you doing? What's the matter with you? Get off him! George! 288 00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:46,517 George Sr., having never heard his charges... 289 00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:49,823 listed consecutively in one sitting, panicked and ran with great intensity. 290 00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:53,865 Michael and Gob continued their fight onto the courthouse steps. 291 00:17:53,966 --> 00:17:56,025 Stop it before someone gets hit in the face! 292 00:17:56,135 --> 00:18:00,970 Buster realized this was his opportunity to fulfill a longtime fantasy. 293 00:18:01,073 --> 00:18:04,474 Oh, for God's sake! Barry! 294 00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:08,445 Barry, too, felt overwhelmed by the charges leveled against his client... 295 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:10,349 - and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 296 00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:12,909 - and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 297 00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:15,146 They'll never catch me! 298 00:18:15,254 --> 00:18:19,190 Oh, good. We better get you back in your cell. 299 00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:23,194 It's gettin' kind of crazy out there. 300 00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:27,858 Back at the model home, things were heating up for Lindsay and Tobias as well. 301 00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:32,404 - I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. - For me, Tobias. 302 00:18:35,475 --> 00:18:37,443 That too. 303 00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:46,609 - You did it. - Now what? 304 00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:49,745 - Now this. - And for the first time in years... 305 00:18:49,856 --> 00:18:52,188 Lindsay and Tobias became intimate. 306 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,351 The brothers'fight, meanwhile, continued into the park... 307 00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:57,952 with Buster still hoping to take a punch. 308 00:18:58,064 --> 00:19:00,532 - I'll kill you! - Oh, God! 309 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:03,067 - Go, go, go, go! - Lucille had decided that perhaps... 310 00:19:03,169 --> 00:19:05,899 she was better off without any of them. 311 00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:08,803 - Me! Me, me, me! - Buster, get out of the way! 312 00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:11,468 Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face! 313 00:19:11,577 --> 00:19:13,772 - Please! Hit me in the face! - No! Buster! 314 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,246 - Aah! Buster! - While Marta... 315 00:19:16,349 --> 00:19:20,217 who'd been told the hearing would last 10 minutes, got tired of waiting. 316 00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,685 Hey! Hey! 317 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,450 - Marta. - Marta. 318 00:19:25,558 --> 00:19:29,892 What is wrong with you? I thought you were good people. I thought you were noble. 319 00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:32,931 I thought you cared about family, but you clearly don't. 320 00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:39,068 l-It's over. Both of you. It's over. 321 00:19:39,171 --> 00:19:41,230 Wait, wait. What about, what about me? 322 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,740 I'm sorry. I'm not totally sure who you are. 323 00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:47,244 Wow! Wow. 324 00:19:47,346 --> 00:19:49,814 That's what it feels like to get punched in the face. 325 00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:55,013 - Can you believe that? - Yeah, lecturing us about family. 326 00:19:55,121 --> 00:19:58,113 I mean, who needs that? 327 00:19:58,224 --> 00:20:00,454 And what are we doing? Hey, we're brothers. 328 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:05,327 - That's gotta count for something. - That counts for everything. 329 00:20:05,431 --> 00:20:09,731 - I'm not gonna throw it away over some woman. - Heh! Especially not my woman. 330 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:14,135 - Hmm? - But you're right, you're right. I mean, this is what's real. 331 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:19,177 - This is what lasts. Everything else is just petty. - Yeah, totally beneath us. 332 00:20:19,278 --> 00:20:22,145 - Yeah. - And by the way, I don't know how you call her your woman... 333 00:20:22,248 --> 00:20:26,912 when she clearly prefers me, and she was all prepared to be my girlfriend... 334 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,852 - calling me her boyfriend... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey! 335 00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:32,823 - Hang on one second. - This is all moot, because she never got a chance to know me. 336 00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:38,659 Now, will someone please have the decency to punch me in the face? 337 00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:46,204 Aah! 338 00:20:47,406 --> 00:20:49,966 - Well, it's effective. - Yeah, it really is. 339 00:20:51,243 --> 00:20:53,473 On the next Arrested Development. 340 00:20:53,579 --> 00:20:55,740 Tobias quietly overcompensates. 341 00:20:55,848 --> 00:20:59,147 Please tell me there's some coffee left. 342 00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:02,118 Give me some. 343 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,748 I slept very well last night.