1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,591 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,774 --> 00:00:23,540 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was infatuated with his brother's girlfriend, Marta... 6 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:26,078 a Spanish-language soap opera star. 7 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:30,708 But when he found out she was interested in a man named Hermano, he confronted her. 8 00:00:30,818 --> 00:00:33,719 Unfortunately, he discovered too late... 9 00:00:33,821 --> 00:00:36,619 that "hermano" in Spanish meant "brother," 10 00:00:36,724 --> 00:00:41,593 and the person Marta was infatuated with was, in fact, himself. 11 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:47,157 This was distracting Michael the next day when he went to meet his father's attorney at prison. 12 00:00:47,268 --> 00:00:49,668 Look, there is nothing to it. It's an arraignment. 13 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:54,400 They announce the charges. However, it would help if you all showed up... 14 00:00:54,508 --> 00:00:56,840 Iooking like a loving, supportive family. 15 00:00:56,944 --> 00:00:59,071 - For how long? - Ten minutes, tops. 16 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:02,081 See if you can get it down to five. 17 00:01:02,183 --> 00:01:05,619 You know, maybe I should confess these crimes, save everybody the trouble. 18 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:10,248 Oh, get off the mount. You're coming home, guilty or somehow found not guilty. 19 00:01:10,358 --> 00:01:12,883 - [Phone Ringing] - Hello? 20 00:01:12,994 --> 00:01:16,987 What the hell is going on? I'm waiting to hear about Marta and this Hermano guy. 21 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:19,589 Yeah, I checked it out. I do not think that she's cheating. 22 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:23,363 - { Gob] I'm going over to Marta's. - No, no, no. Don't do that, okay? 23 00:01:23,471 --> 00:01:25,598 just lay low, be cool and I'll talk to her again. 24 00:01:25,706 --> 00:01:28,800 - That way you won't look so desperate, you know? - You're a good guy, mon frère. 25 00:01:28,909 --> 00:01:30,877 That means "brother" in French. 26 00:01:30,978 --> 00:01:34,345 I don't know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish. 27 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:36,643 [Narrator] So Michael went to speak with Marta... 28 00:01:36,751 --> 00:01:39,720 about the misunderstanding from the night before. 29 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:42,653 - I owe you an apology. - No, I owe you an apology. 30 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:46,386 I'm so ashamed that I was so disrespectful to your brother. 31 00:01:46,494 --> 00:01:48,894 Oh, who cares? Nobody respects him. 32 00:01:48,996 --> 00:01:52,625 You see, Marta, I have been interested in you since the first day that we met. 33 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:56,134 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 34 00:01:56,237 --> 00:01:58,535 It doesn't matter. 35 00:01:58,639 --> 00:02:02,166 We live by a code, you and l... to honor family. 36 00:02:02,276 --> 00:02:06,940 Yes. That's one of the things that attracted me to you... your sense of right and wrong. 37 00:02:07,048 --> 00:02:09,312 I also like your hair and your face and your breasts. 38 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:11,885 - You're so unlike your brother. - Oh, thank you. 39 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:16,320 - Gob is like the cock of the walk. But not you. - You are so kind. 40 00:02:16,424 --> 00:02:19,985 - You're sensitive, like a woman. - That's enough. 41 00:02:20,094 --> 00:02:22,324 We do have to do the right thing. 42 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:26,730 - And being together is the wrong thing. - Very, very... 43 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:28,734 wrong. 44 00:02:38,546 --> 00:02:41,174 ?? { Gob Singing] 45 00:02:49,123 --> 00:02:52,092 - Is that Gob? - He likes to make love to this. 46 00:02:52,193 --> 00:02:55,560 - I'm gonna turn this off. - Please. 47 00:02:57,031 --> 00:02:59,829 Oh! 48 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:03,802 - Gob's wand. - Oh, this... this is so wrong. 49 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:07,704 - Yes. - No, no, no. Not-Not-Not... Not... Not hot wrong. 50 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:12,939 - You know, regular wrong. I gotta tell Gob. - No, I have to tell him. 51 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:17,074 Yes, but you speak a little slowly, and I really want to get this thing moving along. 52 00:03:17,184 --> 00:03:20,381 So, listen, you do the noble thing, and you tell him that you've met somebody else. 53 00:03:20,488 --> 00:03:23,548 I'm gonna do the noble thing and tell him that it's me. 54 00:03:23,657 --> 00:03:26,717 While I'm doing my noble thing you could put those photos in a box, get rid of the wand... 55 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:29,762 and we can do the wrong thing the right way. 56 00:03:29,864 --> 00:03:32,833 [Narrator] And Maeby was getting tired ofher parents'constant fighting. 57 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:36,232 [Lindsay] I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it. 58 00:03:36,337 --> 00:03:38,771 [Tobias] Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that.! 59 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:42,468 That's my point, you handsome cowboy, you. 60 00:03:42,576 --> 00:03:48,412 Oh, great. And now you're mocking me, you selfish, country-music-loving lady. 61 00:03:48,516 --> 00:03:50,416 Hello, Maeby. 62 00:03:50,518 --> 00:03:53,749 Nice cover. Why don't you two just get a divorce and save us all a lot of grief? 63 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:58,314 [Narrator] The night before, Tobias and Lindsay had chosen to sleep in separate rooms... 64 00:03:58,425 --> 00:04:01,792 and Tobias had dropped an intriguing bit of information. 65 00:04:01,896 --> 00:04:04,865 And then, of course, we couldn't conceive, so there was that famous ordeal. 66 00:04:04,965 --> 00:04:07,627 - What do you mean, you couldn't conceive? Was Maeby adopted? - [Phone Ringing] 67 00:04:07,735 --> 00:04:10,795 Is she not really related to me? Is she just some girl I know? 68 00:04:10,905 --> 00:04:13,601 - [Narrator] George Michael never got an answer. - It's Carl Weathers. 69 00:04:13,707 --> 00:04:16,505 So he set about doing some investigating on his own. 70 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:20,046 - Hey, have you ever seen any pictures of your mom pregnant? - Don't talk to me about my mom. 71 00:04:20,147 --> 00:04:22,308 She's crazy. Both of them are. 72 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:25,442 - Sometimes I wish we weren't even related. - Hey, you know, maybe we're not. 73 00:04:25,553 --> 00:04:28,113 Because, I mean, when you think about it, we don't even really look like each other. 74 00:04:28,222 --> 00:04:30,952 No, I was talking about my parents. 75 00:04:31,058 --> 00:04:33,492 God, what's wrong with this family? 76 00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:37,255 Maybe we're not a family. 77 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:40,629 And maybe that's very, very right. We... 78 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:45,433 Uncle Gob. Hey, uh, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? 79 00:04:45,539 --> 00:04:50,306 - Oh, yeah. Dozens of times. Hey, is your dad around, or... - [Door Shuts] 80 00:04:53,514 --> 00:04:57,006 - Hey, Gob. Marta call? - She sure has... 81 00:04:57,117 --> 00:04:59,915 four times, but I didn't take the calls. 82 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:02,079 Oh, no? Why not? 83 00:05:02,189 --> 00:05:06,717 - Because of you. You said to lay low. And it's working. - Great. 84 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:10,490 Tell you what, you may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. 85 00:05:10,598 --> 00:05:13,658 - I'll give you that. - { Chuckles] No! Listen, Gob, you can't just ignore her. 86 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:16,167 Maybe you should talk to her. She is your girlfriend. 87 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:18,830 Exactly. And I want to keep it that way. 88 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:23,569 For all I know, she's calling to break up with me. I don't answer the phone, that doesn't happen. 89 00:05:23,677 --> 00:05:28,512 And it's all because of you, fratello. That's Italian for brother. 90 00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:31,346 Now all I gotta do is find this Hermano guy. 91 00:05:31,452 --> 00:05:33,852 - I'm gonna kill him. - [Buster] Hey, Brother. 92 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,353 - [Michael] Hey, Busty. - Hey, Brother. 93 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:37,720 - Hey, Buster. - Gob, there's no need for violence. 94 00:05:37,825 --> 00:05:42,194 There never is. I'd like to think that we're all intelligent, mature... 95 00:05:42,296 --> 00:05:44,958 adults that can settle their differences... 96 00:05:45,065 --> 00:05:47,932 whenever they might come to light, through words. 97 00:05:48,035 --> 00:05:50,265 Yeah, well, I let my fists do the talking. 98 00:05:50,371 --> 00:05:52,999 Not this one, 'cause obviously, I need it for coin tricks and stuff. 99 00:05:53,107 --> 00:05:56,201 - But this one, I let it speak for both of them. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 100 00:05:56,310 --> 00:06:00,007 Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. 101 00:06:00,114 --> 00:06:02,446 That's what I did in high school when I almost got into a fight. 102 00:06:02,549 --> 00:06:06,041 - I think that was about being attacked by bears. - Yeah, I know. 103 00:06:07,554 --> 00:06:10,022 Hey, rich kid. Gimme your lunch money. 104 00:06:12,526 --> 00:06:16,553 But sometimes I wonder what it would be like to get into a fight today. 105 00:06:16,664 --> 00:06:20,657 - You'd be a much bigger ball. - There is so much in life that I have not experienced. 106 00:06:20,768 --> 00:06:24,260 And now that I'm away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live. 107 00:06:24,371 --> 00:06:28,467 I want to dance. I want to make love to a woman. I want to get a checking account. 108 00:06:28,575 --> 00:06:31,510 { Laughs] I want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in. 109 00:06:31,612 --> 00:06:34,080 - [Phone Rings] - Michael, don't get that! That could be Marta! 110 00:06:34,181 --> 00:06:37,412 - What? Oop! Too late. Hello? - { Beeps] 111 00:06:37,518 --> 00:06:39,782 - Michael? - Oh, hi, Mom. 112 00:06:39,887 --> 00:06:43,118 - { Buster] I'm not here. - Is that Buster? Tell him I'm fine without him. 113 00:06:43,223 --> 00:06:46,624 Why haven't you called me back? I'm worried about your father's hearing. 114 00:06:46,727 --> 00:06:49,195 Mom, listen, it's gonna be fine. I'm on it, okay? I'm taking care of it. 115 00:06:49,296 --> 00:06:53,096 - I'll be there first thing Friday morning. - It's tomorrow at 4:30. 116 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,136 - Oh. I should write that down. - Where is your head, Michael? 117 00:06:57,237 --> 00:06:59,467 Everything's gonna be fine. They just read the charges... 118 00:06:59,573 --> 00:07:01,803 and we look like a loving family for, like, six minutes. 119 00:07:01,909 --> 00:07:04,844 - Ten minutes. - We couldn't get that down, huh? 120 00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:08,142 [Narrator] George Michael, meanwhile, went to speak with Tobias. 121 00:07:08,248 --> 00:07:11,046 - This was just faxed to you. - Oh, great! The rewrite. 122 00:07:11,151 --> 00:07:13,278 Let's see if they've beefed up my part. 123 00:07:13,387 --> 00:07:15,617 I got three lines! 124 00:07:15,723 --> 00:07:20,456 So, uh, I've been thinking about that, uh... that conversation we were having the other night... 125 00:07:20,561 --> 00:07:23,052 about, uh, where Maeby came from, and, uh... 126 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:25,825 I was just wondering if you could finish that thought. 127 00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:28,458 Yes, okay. Uh, well, have a seat. 128 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:31,470 Uh... 129 00:07:32,806 --> 00:07:34,774 Um... 130 00:07:36,276 --> 00:07:38,870 When a man... 131 00:07:38,979 --> 00:07:44,508 needs to prove to a woman that he's actually... 132 00:07:44,618 --> 00:07:46,711 When a man loves a woman... 133 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:51,189 and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her... 134 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:54,488 something very, very special happens. 135 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:57,928 And, uh, with deep, deep concentration... 136 00:07:58,032 --> 00:08:02,366 - and-and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec... - I'm sorry. 137 00:08:02,469 --> 00:08:04,835 I'm gonna stop you. I know where you're running. 138 00:08:04,938 --> 00:08:07,202 l-I didn't mean babies in general. 139 00:08:07,307 --> 00:08:13,041 Oh, well, that's good, 'cause it was about to get a little, ick, gross. 140 00:08:13,147 --> 00:08:16,742 - Yeah. No, I meant specifically with Maeby. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 141 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,750 - This isn't right. - I know. You're right. 142 00:08:18,852 --> 00:08:21,047 - I'm sorry. - No, no. It says it's a shower scene. 143 00:08:21,155 --> 00:08:24,647 I'm not supposed to be in a shower scene. It has nudity. 144 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:28,717 [Narrator] Tobias was a never-nude, which is exactly what it sounds like. 145 00:08:28,829 --> 00:08:32,663 I don't do nudity. It says that right on my résumé. Okay? 146 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:35,257 What... What do you think I wear these for? 147 00:08:35,369 --> 00:08:37,769 I was never actually clear on that. 148 00:08:37,871 --> 00:08:40,897 So, you're, uh... you're not with Marta anymore? 149 00:08:41,008 --> 00:08:45,638 Well, my plan is to get her wanting me but bad, and then I spring it on her. 150 00:08:45,746 --> 00:08:49,375 I know you've been cheating on me, and you just cost yourself one fine man... 151 00:08:49,483 --> 00:08:54,147 - and one fine CD of him singing "Love is in the Air." - Well, I would never, uh... 152 00:08:54,254 --> 00:08:57,348 do this while you were still going out, but, uh... 153 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:00,723 if you're done with her, I'd sure like a crack at her. 154 00:09:00,828 --> 00:09:03,922 { Chuckling] Right, right. That sounds great. Go for it, buddy. 155 00:09:04,031 --> 00:09:06,966 But you know that she's kind of used to being with me, right? 156 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:11,128 So, it'd be sort of like going from prime rib to... 157 00:09:11,238 --> 00:09:14,571 I don't know... weird brother of prime rib. 158 00:09:14,675 --> 00:09:17,644 - Do you even know her? - I met her. I fell for her. 159 00:09:17,744 --> 00:09:23,410 I've been watching her program, El Amor Prohibido... The Love That Is Forbidden. 160 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:25,781 She is the love that's forbidden. 161 00:09:25,886 --> 00:09:28,184 The love of my hermano. 162 00:09:28,288 --> 00:09:31,018 Wait a second. What? You know Hermano? 163 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:36,290 "Hermano" is brother in Spanish. As in, "Hey, hermano." 164 00:09:36,396 --> 00:09:38,864 - Huh. - Brother? 165 00:09:38,966 --> 00:09:41,958 - Hermano means brother? - Yeah. 166 00:09:42,069 --> 00:09:46,597 Well, sounds like hermano is about to get his ass kicked. 167 00:09:46,707 --> 00:09:49,505 Well, this is what I said I wanted. 168 00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:55,105 So, all right. Let's get it over with. Huh! { Clears Throat] 169 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,320 Uh, so, are you gonna hit me? 170 00:10:02,422 --> 00:10:06,620 No, I'm not gonna hit you. You're not the brother Marta's cheating on me with. 171 00:10:06,727 --> 00:10:10,322 - Oh. Oh, who is? - How the hell should I know, Buster? 172 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:14,298 You know, there is a guy who plays her older brother on her show. 173 00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:16,699 I think his name is Tio. 174 00:10:16,803 --> 00:10:18,794 Tio. 175 00:10:18,906 --> 00:10:22,865 Well, sounds like someone who you think's name is Tio... 176 00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:25,444 is about to get his ass kicked. 177 00:10:25,546 --> 00:10:28,811 Thanks for the tip, Buster. 178 00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:32,875 All right, Mom. I'll be sure to tell Buster. Right. Bye. Mom wanted me to tell you... 179 00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:35,546 that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead... 180 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:37,817 she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in the blue sweater. 181 00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:40,985 - Damn! I hate the blue sweater. - She said it would look nice with the gray pants. 182 00:10:41,094 --> 00:10:43,562 - Damn it! She's right! - Where's Gob? 183 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:47,498 - I think he's heading down to the set of Marta's soap opera. - What? 184 00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:50,593 Get this: She may be cheating on him with the guy who plays her brother. 185 00:10:50,704 --> 00:10:53,229 I mean, I still like her, but we're gonna have to deal with this. 186 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:56,275 - I gotta go stop him. - And I've got a blue sweater to steam. 187 00:10:56,376 --> 00:10:58,207 - Good luck. - Thanks. 188 00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:03,340 [Narrator] Gob raced to confront Tio, with Michael in hot pursuit. 189 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:10,888 George Michael, having failed to get the information he needed from anyone else... 190 00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:14,791 made the ultimate sacrifice and went to the keeper of the family secrets. 191 00:11:14,895 --> 00:11:19,025 - So, uh, it's about Maeby. - Oh! That's a lost cause. 192 00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:22,499 - But you get what you pay for, huh? - Yeah. 193 00:11:22,603 --> 00:11:26,664 - Wait. What-What do you mean, "pay"? - Fertility tests, lab fees... 194 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,741 donors and implants. 195 00:11:28,842 --> 00:11:31,675 She's not real. She was made in a cup. 196 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:36,238 Like soup... a hundred and thirty thousand dollar cup of soup. 197 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:39,046 How do you like them egg rolls, Mr. Goldstone? 198 00:11:39,152 --> 00:11:42,485 All I know is it took an extra year before we could add a den. 199 00:11:42,589 --> 00:11:45,319 So are you saying we're not directly related? 200 00:11:45,425 --> 00:11:49,725 I'm saying she already spent her inheritance getting here. 201 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:53,994 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, had finally shown up at the El Amor Prohibido set. 202 00:11:54,101 --> 00:11:56,797 { Speaking Spanish] 203 00:11:56,903 --> 00:12:01,237 Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio. 204 00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:04,606 - ? Cómo? - Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. 205 00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:07,737 [Narrator] Unfortunately, the actor who played Tio... 206 00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:12,080 had also starred in a Mexican film about the life of Oscar De La Hoya. 207 00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:17,354 - { Michael] Gob. Hey, hey. - { Gasps] 208 00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:22,520 - You all right? - Where am I? Am I in... two-thirds of a hospital room? 209 00:12:22,629 --> 00:12:25,120 Yeah, listen, um... 210 00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:29,993 { Sighs] It's me. 211 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:37,102 I'm the guy that she likes. "Hermano" is brother. 212 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,178 Me. 213 00:12:41,782 --> 00:12:45,274 - Well, if I'd known it was you, I wouldn't have minded. - You wouldn't? 214 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:48,616 Michael, you're a great guy. 215 00:12:50,057 --> 00:12:52,321 If you liked her, I would have said, "Go for it." 216 00:12:54,161 --> 00:12:56,891 I do kind of like her. 217 00:12:58,131 --> 00:13:00,622 Go for it. 218 00:13:04,104 --> 00:13:06,129 Hi. 219 00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:09,003 My brother said we can do it. 220 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:13,141 That didn't come out as romantic as I'd hoped, but... 221 00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:20,848 ?? { Love Song] 222 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:26,423 - Everything is finally perfect. - [Phone Ringing] 223 00:13:26,526 --> 00:13:31,520 Oh, wait. You jinxed it. Don't worry. I'll turn it off. 224 00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:36,830 Mm. It's just my mother. She's probably worried about my Dad's... hearing. 225 00:13:36,937 --> 00:13:39,997 Oh. With my Dad, it is the vision. 226 00:13:40,107 --> 00:13:43,235 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Tobias told Lindsay that he couldn't do the part. 227 00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:47,643 - It plays naked, okay? - Tobias, we're gonna have to deal with this sometime. 228 00:13:47,748 --> 00:13:49,875 I understand you not wanting to do it on film... 229 00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:54,283 - but you can't even get undressed in front of me. - It is not you, Lindsay. 230 00:13:54,388 --> 00:13:58,620 I can't get undressed alone. I can't get undressed by myself. 231 00:13:58,725 --> 00:14:02,183 I mean, this is a real affliction. I'm sorry it's not recognized here in the states. 232 00:14:02,295 --> 00:14:05,025 But I know for a fact that there are two members of German Parliament. 233 00:14:05,132 --> 00:14:08,067 They're called "nein wohlstandig" nude. 234 00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:11,899 But they're German, so... They speak German, so they have a different... 235 00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:16,942 Yeah, well, it's not normal, and ignoring it isn't gonna make it go away. 236 00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:20,012 You've got nothing to be ashamed of. 237 00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:24,015 Please, please don't make fun. 238 00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:26,483 I'm not making fun. 239 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:32,488 Look, how 'bout we do this together? 240 00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:35,720 You take off your shirt, and I'll take off my jacket. 241 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:41,295 You know, this family can be pretty screwed up sometimes. But the good news is... 242 00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:46,134 Actually, I used to think that, too, but it's better than the alternative. 243 00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:49,470 Well, have you explored all the alternatives? 'Cause I guess what I'm getting at is... 244 00:14:49,576 --> 00:14:51,874 No, but I'm glad I have this family, you know? 245 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:55,414 'Cause I know I said some bad stuff, but it's much better here than it was in Boston. 246 00:14:55,515 --> 00:15:00,077 And I have a cousin here. So even if my parents do get divorced, I have you, right? 247 00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:03,953 [Narrator] George Michael realized that no matter how much it upset him... 248 00:15:04,057 --> 00:15:06,082 he didn't want to take Maeby's family away from her. 249 00:15:06,193 --> 00:15:10,653 - Yeah, you got us all right. - Now all I need is a boyfriend. 250 00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:21,598 [Narrator] Lucille was left alone with her oldest son at the courthouse. 251 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,835 just you and me, huh? 252 00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:28,176 God, why am I the only one who ever comes through in this family? 253 00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:30,408 [Narrator] And George Sr. was led into the courtroom. 254 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:33,850 - Where the hell is everybody? - I'm here, Dad. 255 00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:37,685 I can't believe no one showed up. I don't know. Maybe it's for the best. 256 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:41,192 Maybe I should just stay in prison so my family can be free. 257 00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:44,889 - Look, you're my husband, and you belong back at home with me. - Wow. 258 00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:47,899 - You really love me. - Call it what you want. 259 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,469 I'm tired of paying Lupe to clean one dish. 260 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:54,700 [Barry] I'm sorry, sorry. I'm so late. [Pants] I had another hearing. 261 00:15:54,808 --> 00:16:00,371 Here's the good news: I think I'm gonna get off, huh? I have a good lawyer. 262 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,745 { Smacks Kiss] You look great in red. Okay. 263 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:10,051 "Anyhoo," what are we doing here? What's the plan? 264 00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:12,886 The plan? You're our lawyer. 265 00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:15,393 It's a figure of speech. You're gonna be fine. 266 00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:22,268 Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own for two days, and he joins a gang. 267 00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:24,735 These guys? Oh, I've got them for the afternoon. 268 00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:28,103 Besides, they're the only thing I have left to live for in this world. 269 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:32,474 Oh, stop being so dramatic. You know where I live. 270 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:35,241 I wasn't talking about you, Mom. I was talking about Marta. 271 00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:38,183 Excuse me. 272 00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:43,518 You were serious? 'Cause I got news for you, pal. Marta's been interested in Michael. 273 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:48,083 That's right... dull, nothing-going-on-upstairs... 274 00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:52,494 - Michael. - Yeah, I know. 275 00:16:52,599 --> 00:16:55,261 - I saw them making out at her front door. - What? When? 276 00:16:55,368 --> 00:16:57,563 just now. Huh! 277 00:16:57,671 --> 00:17:00,731 The stuff I've got to work out with Marta just keeps piling up. 278 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,832 - Unbelievable. - All rise. 279 00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:07,937 This court is now in session, the Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 280 00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,710 - Oh! We've got Ping. - I want to remind you... 281 00:17:10,817 --> 00:17:14,275 that there are no cameras allowed in my courtroom. 282 00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:17,823 Conspiracy, racketeering, evidence tampering... 283 00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:21,519 fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft... 284 00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:25,064 - { Barry] Wow. l-I did not get that page. - resisting arrest... 285 00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,133 - Michael. - resisting arrest at the scene. 286 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:31,897 - How dare you! - Now, come on. You said it was okay. And nothing happened! 287 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:34,439 - Oh, did I? - Take it easy. - [Gavel Raps] 288 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,509 - [Judge Ping] Order.! - Is that my belt? 289 00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:41,309 - Well, so what? Get your hands off me.! - What is your problem? 290 00:17:41,414 --> 00:17:43,882 { Overlapping Shouts, Chatter] 291 00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:49,012 { Lucille] What are you doing? What's the matter with you? Get off him! George! 292 00:17:49,122 --> 00:17:51,716 [Narrator] George Sr., having never heard his charges... 293 00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:55,022 listed consecutively in one sitting, panicked and ran with great intensity. 294 00:17:55,128 --> 00:17:59,064 Michael and Gob continued their fight onto the courthouse steps. 295 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,224 { Lucille] Stop it before someone gets hit in the face! 296 00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:06,169 Buster realized this was his opportunity to fulfill a longtime fantasy. 297 00:18:06,272 --> 00:18:09,673 - { Growling] - Oh, for God's sake! Barry! 298 00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:13,644 [Narrator] Barry, too, felt overwhelmed by the charges leveled against his client... 299 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,548 - and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 300 00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:18,108 - and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 301 00:18:18,218 --> 00:18:20,345 They'll never catch me! 302 00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:24,389 Oh, good. We better get you back in your cell. 303 00:18:24,491 --> 00:18:28,393 It's gettin' kind of crazy out there. 304 00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:33,057 [Narrator] Back at the model home, things were heating up for Lindsay and Tobias as well. 305 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:37,603 - [Tobias] I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. - [Lindsay] For me, Tobias. 306 00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,642 That too. 307 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:51,808 - You did it. - Now what? 308 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,944 - Now this. - [Narrator] And for the first time in years... 309 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:57,387 Lindsay and Tobias became intimate. 310 00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:00,550 The brothers'fight, meanwhile, continued into the park... 311 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,151 with Buster still hoping to take a punch. 312 00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,731 - { Gob] I'll kill you! - { Buster] Oh, God! 313 00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:08,266 - Go, go, go, go! - [Narrator] Lucille had decided that perhaps... 314 00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:11,098 she was better off without any of them. 315 00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:14,002 - Me! Me, me, me! - Buster, get out of the way! 316 00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,667 { Buster] Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face! 317 00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:18,971 - Please.! Hit me in the face.! - No! Buster! 318 00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:21,445 - Aah! Buster! - [Narrator] While Marta... 319 00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:25,416 who'd been told the hearing would last 10 minutes, got tired of waiting. 320 00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:27,884 Hey! Hey! 321 00:19:27,987 --> 00:19:30,649 - Marta. - Marta. 322 00:19:30,757 --> 00:19:35,091 What is wrong with you? I thought you were good people. I thought you were noble. 323 00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:38,130 I thought you cared about family, but you clearly don't. 324 00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:44,267 l-It's over. Both of you. It's over. 325 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:46,429 Wait, wait. What about, what about me? 326 00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,939 I'm sorry. I'm not totally sure who you are. 327 00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:52,443 Wow! Wow. 328 00:19:52,545 --> 00:19:55,013 That's what it feels like to get punched in the face. 329 00:19:55,115 --> 00:20:00,212 - Can you believe that? - Yeah, lecturing us about family. 330 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,312 I mean, who needs that? 331 00:20:03,423 --> 00:20:05,653 And what are we doing? Hey, we're brothers. 332 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:10,526 - That's gotta count for something. - That counts for everything. 333 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:14,930 - I'm not gonna throw it away over some woman. - Heh! Especially not my woman. 334 00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:19,334 - Hmm? - But you're right, you're right. I mean, this is what's real. 335 00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:24,376 - This is what lasts. Everything else is just petty. - Yeah, totally beneath us. 336 00:20:24,477 --> 00:20:27,344 - Yeah. - And by the way, I don't know how you call her your woman... 337 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:32,111 when she clearly prefers me, and she was all prepared to be my girlfriend... 338 00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:35,051 - calling me her boyfriend... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey! 339 00:20:35,155 --> 00:20:38,022 - Hang on one second. - This is all moot, because she never got a chance to know me. 340 00:20:38,124 --> 00:20:43,858 Now, will someone please have the decency to punch me in the face? 341 00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:51,403 Aah! 342 00:20:52,605 --> 00:20:55,165 - Well, it's effective. - Yeah, it really is. 343 00:20:56,442 --> 00:20:58,672 On the next Arrested Development. 344 00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:00,939 - Tobias quietly overcompensates. - { Yawning] 345 00:21:01,047 --> 00:21:04,346 Please tell me there's some coffee left. 346 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:07,317 { Groans] Give me some. 347 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,947 I slept very well last night.