1 00:00:01,587 --> 00:00:04,488 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:08,686 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,464 It's Arrested Development. 4 00:00:19,203 --> 00:00:22,502 Michael was sharing his bed for the first time in years. 5 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:26,007 Unfortunately, it was with his younger brother, Buster. 6 00:00:29,847 --> 00:00:33,544 Buster. Buster. 7 00:00:33,650 --> 00:00:35,584 Hey-Hey. Whoa, whoa. Buster! 8 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:39,213 Hey, Brother. 9 00:00:39,323 --> 00:00:42,918 I don't think us sleeping together is working out. 10 00:00:43,026 --> 00:00:45,893 You're a grown man. You should be living with your mother. 11 00:00:45,996 --> 00:00:48,794 - Yeah, I miss Mom. - I can tell. 12 00:00:48,899 --> 00:00:53,666 - Hey, good morning. What are you doing? - It's my ethics essay. 13 00:00:53,771 --> 00:00:56,001 I'm supposed to write 200 words on the morality of war... 14 00:00:56,106 --> 00:00:58,574 whether a preemptive strike is ever justified. 15 00:00:58,675 --> 00:01:02,907 Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know, happens before something else. So... 16 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:05,675 if you can predict aggression and you wanna squash it... 17 00:01:05,783 --> 00:01:07,910 I don't know why you're not typing? This is all good. 18 00:01:08,018 --> 00:01:11,283 I'm not sure if my ethics teacher would love if I cheated on my essay. 19 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:13,618 Well, you just passed my ethics test. 20 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:16,488 In fact, George Michael had developed a hopeless crush... 21 00:01:16,593 --> 00:01:19,528 on his ethics teacher, a woman named Beth Baerly. 22 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:22,121 Even minor crimes are punishable... 23 00:01:22,232 --> 00:01:24,598 by brutally chopping off the offender's hand. 24 00:01:24,701 --> 00:01:27,431 Mmm. No ring. 25 00:01:27,538 --> 00:01:30,268 - Can't wait to meet her at Parent-Teacher Night. - Oh yeah. Dad, hey, Dad... 26 00:01:30,374 --> 00:01:32,774 - try to remember everything she says about me, all right? - Okay. 27 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:34,844 Michael. 28 00:01:34,945 --> 00:01:37,436 I need you to do something about my son. 29 00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:39,880 I totally agree, Mom. Buster goes home, we flip the mattress... 30 00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:43,646 - this never happened. - Not Buster. Read this. 31 00:01:47,124 --> 00:01:49,024 Did you and Dad adopt a child? 32 00:01:49,126 --> 00:01:51,060 The S.E.C. was onto us. 33 00:01:51,161 --> 00:01:54,289 Your father thought it would make us look charitable. 34 00:01:54,398 --> 00:01:56,798 He must have forged my signature. 35 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,959 Well, maybe I'll get a son who will... 36 00:01:59,069 --> 00:02:02,800 finish his cottage cheese! 37 00:02:02,906 --> 00:02:04,669 You've got to get me out of this. 38 00:02:04,775 --> 00:02:07,835 I'll call Social Services, but you must take Buster back. 39 00:02:07,945 --> 00:02:09,845 - Okay. - Great. 40 00:02:09,947 --> 00:02:11,915 But I'm not taking care of him either. 41 00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:15,382 I don't have the milk of mother's kindness in me anymore. 42 00:02:15,485 --> 00:02:18,977 Yeah, that udder's been dry for a while now, hasn't it? 43 00:02:19,089 --> 00:02:21,353 Kind of? 44 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:24,159 - Hello. - Michael. 45 00:02:24,261 --> 00:02:26,422 I've got a couple of girls here. 46 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:29,090 A couple of fun girls... 47 00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:32,327 - I thought I'd bring you in on. - Oh, I don't know, Gob. 48 00:02:32,436 --> 00:02:34,836 Come on, Michael. So we had a little disagreement. 49 00:02:34,938 --> 00:02:36,997 Recently, Gob had discovered that Michael... 50 00:02:37,107 --> 00:02:40,008 was interested in his now ex-girlfriend, Marta. 51 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:42,544 I'm offering you an olive branch here. 52 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:44,773 Yeah-Yeah. No. l-I know, and l-I appreciate that. It's just... 53 00:02:44,882 --> 00:02:47,544 Besides, when was the last time you slept with someone? 54 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:50,381 - Buster. - What time and where? 55 00:02:50,487 --> 00:02:53,615 Meanwhile, Lindsay was helping George Michael with his homework. 56 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:57,125 - Oh, come on, let's do something. It's just a stupid essay. - No, I can't. 57 00:02:57,227 --> 00:02:59,889 I don't want to let down Ms. Baerly. She's nice, you know. 58 00:03:01,365 --> 00:03:03,697 - And she's interesting... - And pretty? 59 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,361 Well, I don't know why I'm telling you this. 60 00:03:07,471 --> 00:03:10,133 I guess there's just some things you can't really say to your dad. 61 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,971 Ah. Sounds like you'd like her to be more than just your teacher. 62 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:18,036 Lindsay believed that George Michael wanted to fix up his father... 63 00:03:18,148 --> 00:03:20,446 so he could fill the role ofhis mother. 64 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:22,848 There's nothing wrong with that. 65 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:27,981 Although, I must say I'm a little hurt that you haven't considered me. 66 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,523 - You're my aunt. - That doesn't matter. 67 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,861 Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role. 68 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:40,733 And, someday, you're gonna find the right woman to fill that role. 69 00:03:40,837 --> 00:03:45,137 But until then, I'll be right across the hall. 70 00:03:46,543 --> 00:03:51,981 Lindsay had never been more proud of anything she had said in her entire life. 71 00:03:53,283 --> 00:03:56,218 Yikes. - Meanwhile, Gob was waiting for Michael to show up. 72 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,756 - Oh, there he is. Michael. - Yes. 73 00:03:59,856 --> 00:04:02,256 This is Shannon, the girl I've been telling you all about. 74 00:04:02,359 --> 00:04:04,486 Yes. Girl, indeed... young girl. 75 00:04:04,594 --> 00:04:07,324 - That's a young, young, young, girl. - Yeah, well, she's 18. 76 00:04:07,431 --> 00:04:09,763 So, it's like... Oh, and this is... 77 00:04:09,866 --> 00:04:12,096 - your date, Nazh... - galia. 78 00:04:12,202 --> 00:04:16,605 - Hello, my God! - Well, Shannon wouldn't go out without a chaperone... 79 00:04:16,707 --> 00:04:18,971 - Right. - and so she's your date. 80 00:04:19,076 --> 00:04:21,874 It was clear that Gob wasn't offering an olive branch at all... 81 00:04:21,979 --> 00:04:25,176 and, in fact, was still harboring some resentment over Marta. 82 00:04:25,282 --> 00:04:28,945 Oh... "Nagarma," you've got a mustache. - Hey! 83 00:04:29,052 --> 00:04:31,680 - I mean, you've got milk on your mustache. - Oh. 84 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:33,688 - I mean, you've got a milk mustache. - Yeah. 85 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:38,159 It's adorable. You look like one of those "Got Milk" models. 86 00:04:38,261 --> 00:04:41,526 But Gob mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest... 87 00:04:41,631 --> 00:04:44,862 and felt a competitive urge to step in. 88 00:04:44,968 --> 00:04:49,462 Because, you know, it's beyond adorable... and e-exotic. 89 00:04:49,573 --> 00:04:53,475 - I find you very attractive. - Really? 90 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:55,875 And George Sr. was about to get a surprise visitor. 91 00:04:55,979 --> 00:04:59,745 Mr. Bluth? I'm Cindi Lightballoon. 92 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:04,378 I've studied all your teachings, and I've purchased every tape. 93 00:05:04,488 --> 00:05:06,979 And I watch 'em over and over. 94 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:10,753 George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes... 95 00:05:10,861 --> 00:05:13,329 touting his newly discovered spirituality. 96 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:16,831 I've also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. 97 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:23,663 I've come to learn at your feet. 98 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,344 That's a good place to start. 99 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:34,547 And Michael, free ofhis double date, met Lindsay at Parent-Teacher Night. 100 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:36,551 Hey, Linds, is it my imagination... 101 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:39,178 or does this rape room have the same floor plan as our kitchen? 102 00:05:39,289 --> 00:05:41,689 Did you meet Ms. Baerly yet, the ethics teacher? 'Cause I just did. 103 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:44,226 No, not yet. Look, these are our cabinets. 104 00:05:44,327 --> 00:05:46,727 Yeah. Well, I think she's perfect for you. 105 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,730 - For me? Really? - Mm-hmm. 106 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:51,027 Thanks, but no. I've already been set up once today by a sibling... 107 00:05:51,134 --> 00:05:53,193 and I don't think you people know my type. 108 00:05:53,303 --> 00:05:56,170 Hey, look. It's not coming from me. It's-It's George Michael. 109 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:59,709 He told me. I think he wants a mother. 110 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:01,869 Well, that's ridiculous. He's got you. He's got our mother. 111 00:06:01,978 --> 00:06:03,946 You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept. 112 00:06:04,047 --> 00:06:07,822 Besides, I'm not gonna rush out and marry somebody just because you think my son would like it. 113 00:06:07,857 --> 00:06:10,848 Welcome. I'm Ms. Baerly, the ethics teacher. 114 00:06:10,959 --> 00:06:14,952 My goal is to teach your children about the preciousness oflife... 115 00:06:15,063 --> 00:06:17,998 that can be lost by the mindless pulling of a trigger. 116 00:06:18,099 --> 00:06:22,001 Mmm. No ring. 117 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:26,944 And so Michael got to know his son's ethics teacher. 118 00:06:27,049 --> 00:06:29,040 Ethics... right and wrong. 119 00:06:29,151 --> 00:06:31,881 How can one thing can be right and another one be wrong? 120 00:06:31,987 --> 00:06:34,785 I mean, which is which, you know? 121 00:06:34,890 --> 00:06:37,290 I guess that's the "Rrrr" of it. 122 00:06:37,393 --> 00:06:39,293 You know, so frustrating. 123 00:06:39,395 --> 00:06:42,728 I don't know. I mean, they just threw this class at me after Mr. Daniels had a stroke. 124 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,232 I had him, Mr. Daniels. How is he? 125 00:06:47,336 --> 00:06:50,533 - Oh, he, you know, had a stroke. - Oh. 126 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:53,665 - Thought you were joking. - No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing. 127 00:06:53,776 --> 00:06:56,677 - Right. No. Yeah. Gosh. Hmm. - Yeah. 128 00:06:56,779 --> 00:06:59,077 - "Rrrr!" - "Rrrr!" 129 00:06:59,181 --> 00:07:01,843 - But, you know, l-l... I really am antiwar and antiviolence. - Uh-huh. 130 00:07:01,951 --> 00:07:04,010 - And I think I'm an ethical person. - Right. 131 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:06,087 Here's an ethical question. 132 00:07:06,188 --> 00:07:10,921 Can-Can a parent take a teacher out for a drink? Or... 133 00:07:12,461 --> 00:07:14,588 I don't know. Uh, do you have a wife? 134 00:07:14,697 --> 00:07:17,598 - Yeah. But she's dead. - Oh. 135 00:07:20,536 --> 00:07:23,096 Have you ever been married? 136 00:07:23,205 --> 00:07:25,435 Yeah, she died. 137 00:07:25,541 --> 00:07:28,339 Ohh. God, why are we laughing? 138 00:07:28,444 --> 00:07:30,435 I don't... Well, it's the Mr. Daniels stroke thing... 139 00:07:30,546 --> 00:07:32,776 all over again. 140 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:34,940 - Let's go get that drink. - Yeah, it could only help. 141 00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:37,883 - Rrrr! - Rrr! 142 00:07:37,987 --> 00:07:42,151 George Sr. was dealing with his own admirer. 143 00:07:42,258 --> 00:07:45,921 Oh, I've already told you so many of my sins. 144 00:07:46,028 --> 00:07:48,189 Maybe you could tell me some of yours. 145 00:07:48,297 --> 00:07:50,788 Uh, well, there are legal implications to that. 146 00:07:50,899 --> 00:07:53,959 But, uh, back to your sins. Uh, do that one about the, uh... 147 00:07:54,069 --> 00:07:56,333 ladies' shower... 148 00:07:56,438 --> 00:07:58,633 in your college dorm again. 149 00:08:00,109 --> 00:08:03,169 And Michael was on his way to what would be his second date... 150 00:08:03,279 --> 00:08:05,213 with Ms. Baerly. 151 00:08:05,314 --> 00:08:07,407 Michael, the little Korean is here, and I don't know what to do with him. 152 00:08:07,516 --> 00:08:09,484 At least, I think it's a him. 153 00:08:09,585 --> 00:08:12,213 You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you can even tell. 154 00:08:12,321 --> 00:08:14,915 Yeah, Mom. I just spoke to Social Services... 155 00:08:15,024 --> 00:08:17,185 and although they don't like to do this... 156 00:08:17,293 --> 00:08:19,352 if you can prove that it's a bad environment for a child... 157 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:23,329 and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don't change a word... 158 00:08:23,432 --> 00:08:27,698 - they will take him back. - Ha, ha, ha. Uh, don't get too comfortable. 159 00:08:27,803 --> 00:08:30,670 Shoes on, mister! Shoes on! 160 00:08:30,773 --> 00:08:32,673 He's out of control. 161 00:08:32,775 --> 00:08:34,675 Hold on. 162 00:08:36,612 --> 00:08:40,514 I'm back. 163 00:08:41,617 --> 00:08:43,676 Who's that? 164 00:08:43,786 --> 00:08:47,187 This is "Annyong," who your father and I have adopted. 165 00:08:47,289 --> 00:08:50,349 What, I'm gone for a couple days and you find a new son? 166 00:08:50,459 --> 00:08:54,020 Lucille could see that her son was concerned, even jealous. 167 00:08:54,129 --> 00:08:56,529 And she knew how it felt to be overlooked. 168 00:08:56,632 --> 00:09:00,466 Yes. Annyong is your brother now. 169 00:09:00,569 --> 00:09:04,198 Yes, Annyong. Excuse me. Oh, Michael? 170 00:09:04,306 --> 00:09:06,536 Call it off. 171 00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:09,133 I'm keeping him. 172 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:11,678 - Look, I gotta call you back. - Sweet ride. 173 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:14,248 Are you making dinner reservations? 174 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:16,716 No, no. That was my Mom. She just had... 175 00:09:16,819 --> 00:09:19,913 - a "little Korean" dropped off. - Ooh, that sounds good. Let's have that. 176 00:09:26,161 --> 00:09:28,459 - Hello. - And after their date... 177 00:09:28,564 --> 00:09:31,590 Michael took a step he hadn't taken in years. 178 00:09:32,735 --> 00:09:34,828 Okay, do you think this is a good idea? 179 00:09:34,937 --> 00:09:36,871 I think it's a great idea. 180 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:40,467 Mmm. 181 00:09:40,576 --> 00:09:42,476 Such a good idea. 182 00:09:42,578 --> 00:09:45,479 But how are we going to sneak in without waking everyone up? 183 00:09:45,581 --> 00:09:47,742 We'll take the stairs. 184 00:09:50,452 --> 00:09:53,444 This may not have been my best idea. 185 00:09:59,561 --> 00:10:01,290 I'm sorry, Michael. 186 00:10:05,134 --> 00:10:09,195 I'm sorry too, Michael, but it looks like we're even. 187 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:13,604 You took something I liked. I took something you liked. 188 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:17,110 Yeah. l... ... "Nashbagerlajam." 189 00:10:17,212 --> 00:10:20,613 Listen, I know that you've been trying to get even with me about Marta. 190 00:10:20,716 --> 00:10:23,446 But got bad news for ya. I'm seeing somebody else. 191 00:10:23,552 --> 00:10:26,112 Who? Who? 192 00:10:26,221 --> 00:10:29,520 just out of curiosity... I'm not gonna try to sleep with her. 193 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:32,617 - Forget it. I thought that this was behind us. - It is behind us. 194 00:10:32,728 --> 00:10:35,993 - Great. - When I sleep with her. 'Cause I'm gonna sleep with her. 195 00:10:36,098 --> 00:10:38,293 Yeah. I was lying when I said I wasn't gonna to sleep with her, so... 196 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,096 - She'd have to agree to it. - I don't anticipate a problem with that. 197 00:10:41,203 --> 00:10:44,001 - No? - No. 'Cause I've seen some of the dogs you like. 198 00:10:44,106 --> 00:10:45,630 - Right. - I just slept with one. 199 00:10:45,741 --> 00:10:48,710 - Again, didn't like Nazhgalia. - Really. 200 00:10:48,811 --> 00:10:51,075 - Really, and good luck getting rid of her. - Oh, please. 201 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:54,638 Not a problem. She knows it was a one-time thing. Totally cool. 202 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:59,710 - Oh, so romantic. - Who's "N. Bahn-Ahden?" 203 00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:01,983 Hello. 204 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:04,558 Hey, George Michael. 205 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:08,152 I wanted to talk to you about something before, but I didn't know if it was real. 206 00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:10,493 But now, uh... 207 00:11:10,599 --> 00:11:12,726 your ethics teacher... 208 00:11:12,835 --> 00:11:14,928 - Yeah, I just made this for her. - Oh. 209 00:11:15,037 --> 00:11:17,335 She loves Saddam Hussein. 210 00:11:17,439 --> 00:11:20,840 I'm sure she doesn't love Saddam. I'm sure she is interested in him... 211 00:11:20,943 --> 00:11:23,434 as a subject, you know. 212 00:11:23,545 --> 00:11:26,639 - Right. That's what I meant. - Great. 213 00:11:26,748 --> 00:11:29,512 You know, I just wanted to make her something special to show that I care. 214 00:11:29,618 --> 00:11:32,587 - About the class? - No. I mean, about her. 215 00:11:32,688 --> 00:11:35,953 - Oh! - I kind of love her. 216 00:11:36,058 --> 00:11:39,357 You mean, you love her like... like she loves Saddam. 217 00:11:39,461 --> 00:11:43,124 - Right? - No, no. I mean, like, love her love her. 218 00:11:43,232 --> 00:11:45,700 Oh. 219 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:48,702 - Oh. - Oh, hi! 220 00:11:48,804 --> 00:11:51,864 Hi, George Michael. I was just... 221 00:11:51,974 --> 00:11:53,908 Iooking at this model home. 222 00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:56,068 I'm gonna go home and think about it. 223 00:11:56,178 --> 00:11:58,169 I'm gonna go home, think about it. 224 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:02,073 Dad, what was she doing here? 225 00:12:02,184 --> 00:12:04,709 I mean, sh... she wasn't... 226 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:09,883 Michael knew he had an ethical responsibility to tell his son the truth. 227 00:12:09,992 --> 00:12:12,517 Yes. 228 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:15,426 Your Uncle Gob slept with her. 229 00:12:20,268 --> 00:12:23,169 Well, why would he do that? Why would Gob sleep with my ethics teacher? 230 00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:26,240 - Probably to get even with me. - How would that be getting even with you? 231 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:29,673 - I'm the one that likes her. - Right. Right. 232 00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:31,677 No, I know. You and I know that, but Gob he just... 233 00:12:31,779 --> 00:12:36,113 He's not that exact of a target shooter, and he just kind of sprays it everywhere. 234 00:12:36,217 --> 00:12:39,914 You know, but listen, did-did you really think that-that... that you had a... 235 00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:42,285 I mean, she's kinda old for you, don't you think? 236 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,551 We don't even know how old she is. No one does. 237 00:12:44,659 --> 00:12:46,752 She was chaperoning the diversity dance... 238 00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:49,523 and I thought maybe as a joke, I'd go up to her and be, like... 239 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,655 "Well, hey, do you want to dance?" 240 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:54,200 And she'd be, like, "Ah, what the heck?" Right? Or some... I don't know. 241 00:12:54,302 --> 00:12:56,429 - I did it differently in the mirror, but... - Right. 242 00:12:56,537 --> 00:12:58,528 - But, you know, like, we'd be joke dancing or something. - I get it. 243 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:02,507 - I didn't think it through. - Don't you think you should be taking somebody your own age? 244 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,544 Like your cousin. 245 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:07,512 - That's a bad example, but... - I feel so stupid. 246 00:13:07,615 --> 00:13:11,745 I defaced a rare book to get that picture of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit. 247 00:13:12,954 --> 00:13:15,388 - "What would Saddam do?" - Yeah. 248 00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:18,219 Yeah, you know something? You're right. Gob's gonna pay. 249 00:13:22,797 --> 00:13:26,130 Okay, that is our exact outdoor fire pit. 250 00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:30,728 At prison, George Sr. was preparing for an evening with his most devoted fan. 251 00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:34,296 While Cindi Lightballoon was making preparations ofher own. 252 00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,308 - How we doin'? - We have video. 253 00:13:36,410 --> 00:13:41,245 - Testing one, two. - Tilt back a little, will you, Harris? 254 00:13:41,349 --> 00:13:43,977 Let's bust this guy. 255 00:13:44,085 --> 00:13:46,918 So George Michael, still angry at Gob... 256 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,319 sought out the family expert on making trouble. 257 00:13:49,423 --> 00:13:52,950 - I know he was dating that girl Shannon. - The cheerleader? 258 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,927 Yeah, she's probably gonna take him to that stupid diversity dance. 259 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:58,089 I wish I had someone shocking to take. 260 00:13:58,199 --> 00:14:00,667 You know, I actually called Mr. Daniels and asked him... 261 00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:04,295 but he got all out of breath and dropped the phone. 262 00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:07,806 - I never heard back. - You know, may-maybe we should go together. 263 00:14:07,908 --> 00:14:12,038 Right, I mean, it's a bad example... l... But should we? 264 00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:14,046 Hello. 265 00:14:14,148 --> 00:14:16,343 Yes, Annyong. Your name's Annyong. 266 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:19,010 We all know you're Annyong. Annyong. Annyong. Annyong. 267 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,351 - Who's this? - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Annyong. 268 00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:25,118 My mom bought him. She's making me register him for school. 269 00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:29,162 - He's my new little brother. - So we're related. 270 00:14:29,263 --> 00:14:34,166 - Hey, wanna go to a dance? - Oh, great, another uncle to compete with. 271 00:14:34,268 --> 00:14:37,567 And Michael went to discuss the George Michael situation with Ms. Baerly. 272 00:14:37,672 --> 00:14:40,163 Being held against their will... 273 00:14:40,274 --> 00:14:44,904 purely on the basis of political or religious beliefs. 274 00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:48,470 I'm sorry. I met someone. I'm sorry. 275 00:14:48,582 --> 00:14:52,678 Anyway, this is serious. This is atrocities. No more smiling. 276 00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:55,813 Michael! Uh, just a minute. 277 00:14:57,925 --> 00:15:00,325 - Hi. Sorry... - Hi! 278 00:15:00,428 --> 00:15:02,692 Don't worry. George Michael's not in there. Those are the dumb kids. 279 00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:05,027 Okay. Um, listen. 280 00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:07,396 - This is uh... - Wow! Did you make this for me? 281 00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:09,560 This is so sweet. I love Hussein. 282 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:13,606 - You mean, you're interested in him. - Oh, yes. He is a monster. 283 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,438 - Yeah. - Wow. Where did you find this one of him in a Speedo? 284 00:15:16,544 --> 00:15:19,035 This is what I want to talk to you about, though. Um, Beth... 285 00:15:19,146 --> 00:15:21,546 I don't think that I can continue to see you. 286 00:15:23,651 --> 00:15:26,381 But I've enjoyed my time with you. 287 00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:30,719 - You ever wanna talk ethics... - You really mean it? This isn't one of"my wife died"jokes? 288 00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:34,090 - No, I'm afraid this is serious. - Oh. 289 00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:36,186 You see, George Michael made this poster for you. 290 00:15:36,297 --> 00:15:40,233 You know, he-he kind of, uh, is in love with you, so... 291 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:43,861 - He knows we're going out. He saw me this morning. - No, I covered that. 292 00:15:43,971 --> 00:15:46,269 I told him that you slept with my brother. 293 00:15:46,374 --> 00:15:49,537 That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard. 294 00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:52,271 Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. 295 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:57,010 Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would've tried to sleep with you. 296 00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:59,518 - Well, I want you to leave right now and not come back. - Right. I know. 297 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:03,215 I understand. I'm sorry. And you will not see me again. 298 00:16:08,529 --> 00:16:11,965 Starting right now. 299 00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:14,660 George Sr. went on a walk with Cindi. - George. 300 00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:19,331 - And she was getting to him. - You can feel safe to fully reveal yourself to me. 301 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,739 Hmm, all right. There is... 302 00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:26,506 - There is something. - Come closer. 303 00:16:26,614 --> 00:16:30,983 It's weighing heavy on my soul. 304 00:16:31,085 --> 00:16:36,250 You, uh... You know, the Talmud teaches us to... There you go. 305 00:16:36,357 --> 00:16:38,257 - What's he doing? - He's pinching the camera. 306 00:16:38,359 --> 00:16:40,259 He's on to us. He's found the camera. 307 00:16:40,361 --> 00:16:42,454 - Get out of there. He's got the camera. Abort! Abort! - Get the dog. 308 00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:44,656 Clean the dog. We are cleaning the dog! 309 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:59,171 That night, Buster came home to an empty apartment. 310 00:17:00,314 --> 00:17:02,839 So, it's off with Mother now. 311 00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:06,477 In fact, Lucille was just giving Annyong and Maeby a ride. 312 00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:09,385 You're trying to steal from the wrong man. 313 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:12,459 Watch your back, my little immigrant friend! 314 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:20,664 And the spring diversity dance was in full swing. 315 00:17:20,768 --> 00:17:24,067 - Whoa, sorry. Students only. - Oh. 316 00:17:24,171 --> 00:17:28,073 So you're not letting him in because he doesn't share your perfectly shaped nose... 317 00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:31,838 your round eye-shaped eyes, your strong square jaw. 318 00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:34,312 Thanks. You wanna dance? 319 00:17:34,415 --> 00:17:36,383 - Yeah! - All right! 320 00:17:36,484 --> 00:17:38,975 Steve Holt! 321 00:17:39,086 --> 00:17:41,418 And Gob sought out Shannon... - Shannon! 322 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:44,252 who had found out he had cheated on her with Nazhgalia. 323 00:17:44,358 --> 00:17:47,623 Shannon, where are you? Shannon! 324 00:17:47,728 --> 00:17:50,754 Oh, hey, Lisa. Shannon! 325 00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:54,131 Excuse me. Look, I blew it, okay? 326 00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:57,227 But I bought a yearbook ad from you. Doesn't that mean anything anymore? 327 00:17:57,338 --> 00:18:01,240 Beth! Hey, hi. Listen... 328 00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:04,505 Um, I blew it okay? I had to see you. 329 00:18:04,612 --> 00:18:06,671 l-I've been giving this a lot of thought, and-and... 330 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:10,216 - I have to do the right thing. - You're gonna tell George Michael the truth? 331 00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:12,945 Oh, that's... that's your definition of the right thing. 332 00:18:13,053 --> 00:18:16,614 I thought I was gonna make a dramatic entrance and tell you that I wanted to see you. Okay. 333 00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:19,090 Uh, I'll get right on that. 334 00:18:19,193 --> 00:18:22,526 George Michael! Where are you? George Michael! 335 00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:25,758 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 336 00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:28,096 - What are you doing at a high school dance? - I'm looking for you. 337 00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:30,762 - How could you do this to me? - Do what? 338 00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:33,032 - I'm just here with my girl. - Yeah, my ethics teacher. 339 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,540 - Hey, George Michael. - No, Dad. I'm taking care of something, okay? 340 00:18:35,643 --> 00:18:37,201 - All right. - You slept with my ethics teacher. 341 00:18:37,311 --> 00:18:39,211 Just hang on a second. 342 00:18:39,313 --> 00:18:40,247 - It wasn't him. It's me, okay? - Wha... 343 00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:41,771 - It wasn't him. It's me, okay? - Wha... 344 00:18:41,882 --> 00:18:45,374 - I've been dating your ethics teacher. - Wow, Michael. 345 00:18:45,486 --> 00:18:48,284 I'm really touched that you'd stick up for me after I've been so horrible to you. 346 00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:52,155 - Huh? - You know what? Now it's time for me to do the right thing. 347 00:18:53,427 --> 00:18:55,395 I slept with the ethics teacher. I'm sorry. 348 00:18:55,496 --> 00:18:59,330 - What are you talking about? - Lindsay told me that you liked her and I'm not proud of this... 349 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,766 but... l... Mrs. Whitehead. 350 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:05,737 In fact, Gob mistook the civics teacher... 351 00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:08,069 for the ethics teacher Michael was dating. 352 00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:11,235 Man, he... has a type. 353 00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:14,906 Gob, Mrs. Whitehead was the civics teacher. 354 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:18,644 - We both had her. - Yes, we have. And now we're even. 355 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:20,811 - What a pig. - Tell me about it. 356 00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:23,151 No, you! You're the pig! 357 00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:26,021 - Two strikes. You are out. - Listen. Shannon, please. 358 00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,560 It was a onetime thing. I'm not gonna hear from her again! 359 00:19:28,662 --> 00:19:30,687 Ach! 360 00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:34,996 Who is Edna W? Hello? 361 00:19:35,102 --> 00:19:38,094 - What's going on here, Dad? - Well, it-it-it was me, okay? 362 00:19:38,205 --> 00:19:41,538 l-I've been seeing Ms. Baerly, and I should never have brought Gob into it. 363 00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:44,475 But that day you told me you liked her, I didn't know what else to do. 364 00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:47,604 - I never wanted to hurt you. - Didn't Aunt Lindsay tell you I liked her? 365 00:19:47,715 --> 00:19:51,173 Yeah. But she said that you wanted her as a mother, and I said that was ridiculous... 366 00:19:51,285 --> 00:19:53,446 but then I met her and kind of fell for her... 367 00:19:53,554 --> 00:19:56,546 and thought that she would kind of make a great mother. 368 00:19:56,657 --> 00:20:00,184 Is that true? I didn't know you were that serious. 369 00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:02,785 Well, you know, I'm open to it. We're open to it. 370 00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:05,330 Wow! 371 00:20:05,432 --> 00:20:09,198 - No, no, no, no. - I'm just saying someday, you know. 372 00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:12,739 - I'm not really into kids. - I'm just... I'm not trying to rush anything. 373 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,865 Hey! The lady said no, man. 374 00:20:14,975 --> 00:20:17,443 Look, Michael, I hope you find what you're looking for. 375 00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:20,638 I mean we had some laughs about some very sad things, but... 376 00:20:20,748 --> 00:20:23,376 I don't think we have a future. 377 00:20:25,152 --> 00:20:28,679 - And, Jeremy, I will take that cupcake. - Ohh. Okay, um... 378 00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:34,519 - Hey, uh, you wanna dance? - Sure, why not? 379 00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:39,422 I can't believe that would have worked. 380 00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,259 On the next Arrested Development. 381 00:20:42,369 --> 00:20:44,496 Buster's competition heats up. 382 00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:47,506 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! We are not allowed to have candles in here. 383 00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:50,076 - Mom would freak. - Oh, no, it's fine. 384 00:20:50,177 --> 00:20:55,513 This is America, baby. You pray how you want. 385 00:20:55,616 --> 00:20:58,244 I'll light a candle of my own. 386 00:20:58,352 --> 00:21:00,343 That's exactly what I'll do.