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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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The local colleges
are on spring break...
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and things are heating up
in Newport Beach.
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[Man Narrating] George Michael was off
from school for two weeks...
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and was enjoying spending time
with his uncle.
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I'm intercepting
some telepathic energy...
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that's telling me
it's the eight of diamonds.
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That's amazingly close.
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Gee, I got it wrong. Well.
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I guess you won
the shirt off my back.
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- Okay, that's amazing.
- It's the queen of diamonds.
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No, no, no. I had... But if that
had been the actual card...
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I'm pretty sure I'd be
almost too blown away.
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You know, it's a new trick, so I'm
still kind of tweaking my nipples...
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- The presentation was great.
- [Michael] Hey. Whoa.!
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What's going on here, huh? George
Michael, you should get to school.
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No, we're off for two weeks.
Gob's teaching me some new tricks.
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Spring break! { Grunts]
It's my favorite holiday.
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Nothing gets me more excited.
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I can see that.
You might wanna button that shirt up.
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No, I'm good.
Anyway, listen, Michael.
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I need the yacht.
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I kind of made a commitment.
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[Narrator]
One year earlier, Gob had appeared...
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on a youth-oriented
music network...
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when they did a segment on
"Spring Break: Newport Beach."
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Now that I've gotten
your attention...
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I'd like to announce
that one year from today...
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I shall make that
beautiful yacht disappear.
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[Crowd Cheering]
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[George Michael Clapping]
Wow. He's amazing.
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He hasn't done it, and you're
holding a four of spades in your hand.
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I don't care.
I'm loving the ride, you know?
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- How are you gonna do it?
- Well, you've got two weeks off.
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- You're about to find out.
- [Chuckling]
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Maybe we'll meet a couple
young coeds along the way.
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- How young is too young for you?
- That's not gonna happen, okay?
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There's not gonna be any coeds. There
certainly isn't gonna be any magic.
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It is a path to a lonely life
where people mock you.
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- And you don't even realize it.
- Michael, I'm a magi...
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I see what you did.
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You're not dressed yet? I thought you
were working for me today at the office.
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You guys stay open
during spring break?
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We're not Orthodox.
But don't worry about it.
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Kitty's coming back,
and it's just in time.
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Although she's caused nothing but
problems since she's worked for me.
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- [Phone Ringing]
- Kitty, isn't that your phone?
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No, I'm on the phone with your dad.
That one's your line.
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[Ringing Continues]
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[Michael]
Kitty, these are not the files I asked for.
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Oh, then I don't know
what I shredded.
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Have you had a chance
to type up that report yet?
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- No, I have been Googling your father.
- So I've heard.
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{ Chuckling]
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She's been out for two weeks
with this chest thing...
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but she's had no problems cashing
the checks I've been sending her.
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Speaking of which,
have we gotten anything from Nana?
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Buster got a perforated heart
and Gob got that receding hairline...
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but you and I pretty much
dodged the bullet.
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No, I meant in the mail. She usually
sends checks for Maeby's birthday.
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There's been cash coming in?
Have you been holding out on me?
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No. No, I've been investing it.
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Let's face it.
I'm better with money than you are.
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- Better at spending it.
- Okay, I tell you what.
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I'll take you down to see Nana
if you split the money with me 60/40.
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- 55/55.
- Deal.
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Sounds like you guys are
getting more than you think.
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We should go now
before your dad gets back.
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- No need going halfsies with him too.
- Right.
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[Narrator]
In fact, Tobias had gone to prison...
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to research the role of Frightened Inmate #2
for a film.
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This came at a bad time
for George Sr...
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who was in a conflict with a
prisoner named White Power Bill...
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a conflict Tobias
inadvertently helped him solve.
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I sold you for
a pack of cigarettes.
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But didn't you come here
to research the nature of fear?
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I can't think of a better
teacher than White Power Bill.
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He's like a master's course
unto himself.
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So you think I'm a coward.
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There's only one man
I've ever called "coward".
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That's Brian Doyle-Murray.
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No.
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What I'm calling you...
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is a television actor.
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Ouch.
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[Narrator]
And so, Tobias remained in prison...
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- as Lindsay and Maeby arrived at Nana's.
- { Knocking]
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Remember,
she's a very old woman.
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We're going to get in,
get the cash and get out.
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Is this who I think it is?
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{ Together]
Nana!
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[Narrator] Unfortunately, the woman
who now lived there was not their Nana.
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A fact that took Lindsay and Maeby
an hour and a half to ascertain.
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Go! Go! It's not her!
Drop the photo album!
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- We're not in the photo album!
- Drop the pie!
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{ Panting]
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[Narrator]
And Michael arrived at work to find Kitty.
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Hey, Kitty, how are you feeling?
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Much better.
Man, I was really stuffed up there!
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Up here, Michael. Up here.
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Why'd you have to get sick now?
What was the rush?
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[Narrator] In fact, it was
the previous year's spring break...
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that was responsible
for Kitty's rush...
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when the makers
of the popular video series...
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Girls With Low Self-Esteem,
chose not to include her.
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[Man]
Okay, we got all the good stuffhere.
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Let's just say I'm looking forward
to a more successful spring break.
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- "Break"? You were just out.
- That was my sick leave.
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- This is vacation.
- No, you're not going on vacation.
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Oh, yes, I absolutely am.!
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If you need me,
I will be at Senor Tadpoles...
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- having a margarita made in my mouth.
- No, no. Hey.
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Kitty, there will be no
margarita in your mouth.
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Oh, yes, there absolutely will be
a margarita in my mouth!
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Spring break!
{ Whooping]
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- Up here, Michael. Up here.
- Put the shirt back down and keep on moving.
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You're fired.
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I work for your father. You don't have
the hiring and firing power.
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I absolutely do, and you're fired.
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I don't think your father is
gonna be very happy about this.
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But take a good look,
'cause it's the last time!
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That's the seventh nipple
I've seen today.
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[Narrator]
And Michael was called to the prison.
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What are you doing firing Kitty?
You can't fire Kitty.
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- First of all, you don't
have hiring and firing power.
- I do.
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- And I had to. She's crazy.
- That's why you don't fire her.
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You don't fire crazy.
You never fire crazy.
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Dad, she's incompetent.
She's completely unprofessional.
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Look, she just came back from
sick leave, uh, with these...
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Oh, my God, you paid
for those, didn't you?
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You got carried away. Hell,
I've been so corrupted by my power...
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that I even enjoyed
firing my own twin brother.
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You should have seen his face
when he was begging me not to.
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Well, he's my twin brother.
I can show you.
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{ Crying, Mumbling]
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{ Laughing]
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It was funny.
But, you know...
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Kitty had access
to all kinds of information.
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God knows what she poked
her nose into.
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There's enough evidence
on this boat to put me away.
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The only real thing
I have...
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Oh, God, there's nothing
to hold on to down there.
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- You're like a boy.
- What's wrong with you?
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All these books are cooked!
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{ Sobbing]
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- I'm sorry. I gotta do my job.
- And I gotta get out of prison.
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Next time someone threatens me,
I may not have a son-in-law to offer.
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I can't come in here
all the t..."Offer"?
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I may not have a son-in-law
to offer me counseling.
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You know, he should have stayed a shrink.
He's very gifted, you know.
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[Narrator] In fact, Tobias had even
produced a videotape...
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but its brief success
was due to its misleading name.
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Once this was discovered,
all but 10 of the videos were returned.
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Hire Kitty back, okay?
For the company. No, no.
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For me, Michael.
{ Crying]
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- It is kind of a funny face.
- Oh, come on, now.
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There's just absolutely no purse
that will go with this outfit.
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You've got a little pocket
there, Annyong.
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Annyong.
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- That's not getting old.
- [Door Closes]
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- Where's Nana?
- I sent her on a wonderful cruise.
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You just missed
a wonderful call from her.
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She just came back from a wonderful
costume party that the captain threw.
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She gained 10 pounds...
there's so much food on that boat.
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She's up to 74!
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It's wonderful, just wonderful.
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[Narrator] In fact, Lucille's mother
had been dead for six months.
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She tried pesto
for the first time.
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Can you believe that?
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Ninety-two years old,
and she never tried pesto.
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[Narrator] Lucille feared that the family would
come after the inheritance if they found out.
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Was she on the phone, Annyong?
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Annyong.
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{ Sighs]
Emery board.
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Isn't he great?
And he goes with everything.
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[Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob was adjusting
to a new companion ofhis own.
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That's not the end of the trick.
There's a big surprise coming.
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Take your T-shirt off, please.
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What? Oh, you changed the trick.
It's a different trick.
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If I roll up this T-shirt,
put it in this hat...
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Gob.! Hey, George Michael.
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Hang on. We're in
the middle of something.
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If you'll be so kind as to
expose your breast, please.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey,
what the hell are you doing?
- { People Shouting]
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Dad, it's misdirection. You're supposed
to keep your eye on the shirt in the hat.
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Get downstairs right now.
Come on.
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- Buddy, what are you doing here?
- I'm dying to see how he
makes this yacht disappear.
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He's not going to make
the yacht disappear. I told him that.
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It's driving me crazy. It's like a mind
puzzle, an awesome mind puzzle.
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[Narrator]
Michael looked at his son and saw...
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that he truly was inspired
by his uncle...
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that perhaps the boy
actually admired him.
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I gotta get you out of here. You're
gonna come work with me at the office.
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Go wait in the stair car.
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Hey, I want you to explain something to me.
I'm out looking for Kitty...
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and I find my son in the middle of
a Girls With Low Self-Esteem video.
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Don't worry. He's gonna be covered
with a blue dot. He approached me.
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And as for Kitty,
I think you're crazy to have fired her.
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Who knows what kind
of information she has?
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He's my brother,
and he's never even said "Good job."
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I just want him to love me,
you know?
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Wow, you get really girlie after, huh?
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Yeah, she definitely knows way too much.
Well, go get her. It's the holidays.
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- I'm sure she's down at Senor Tadpoles.
- Right.
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Having a cocktail made
in her mouth. All right.
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I'm gonna go take care of that.
In the meantime, stay away from my son.
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Wow, Michael, I'm really hurt.
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It's family. What's more important
than family, Michael?
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- This yacht?
- Of course not, Gob.
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You'd make the deal?
Because I'd sign off on that right now.
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I stay away from your son, :
you let me use the yacht.
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The holidays really brings out
the best in you.
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Well...
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[Narrator] Meanwhile, Tobias found
his experience as a therapist...
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was helping him deal
with his new cell mate.
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Yes, but where does
the hate come from, Bill?
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- What causes it?
- TheJews, I guess.
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Sure. But I think you need
to look deeper.
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I think these are issues
of self-esteem.
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I know what it's like.
I know how it feels...
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to have a father,
or, in my case, a father-in-law...
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who doesn't respect you.
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"Anyhoo," we have very
little time...
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before this, uh, 4:00 pounding
you promised me.
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I'm gonna take a shot
at something and say...
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that I think you hate
White Power Bill.
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- I hate you!
- You hate White Power Bill.
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- I hate the government!
- You hate White Power Bill.
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- I hate my father!
- [Man On P.A.] Recreation.
All prisoners, one hour.
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- Go get 'em.
- [Prisoners Chattering]
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I hate White Power Bill.
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- [Thud]
- [Guard] I got a prisoner down.! Prisoner down.!
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- You killed him.
- Well, l...
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Like Dorothy.
The Wicked Witch is dead.
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- All hail Dorothy!
- [Applause]
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[Narrator] And at an elegant restaurant,
Michael asked Kitty to come back.
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Who are you asking back, Michael?
Me? Or these?
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I want you all back.
I want the whole gang. Okay? Please, Kitty?
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I'm trying
real hard here, you know.
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Can we just make believe that none of
this ever happened and just start fresh?
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Michael, of course I'll come back.
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'Cause I never really left...
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because we both know
that you can't fire people.
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No, I did fire you,
and now I'm hiring you back.
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You don't have authority
over me.
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- They don't have nachos here.
- You know what? Why don't we forget it?
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Because I've been trying to be
very, very generous to you...
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and you don't respect me,
so I'm firing you, okay?
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- You are fired.
- All right, Michael.
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But I know where things are
and you don't...
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and you are asking
for a whole world of trouble.
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If you're threatening me,
you're gonna be very sorry.
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- Are you threatening me?
- Yeah, that's a threat. I'm threatening you.
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Did you hear that everyone?
Michael Bluth is threatening me!
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I've gotta get out of here.
I'm a part of the story.
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I can't be a part of the story.
I can't be a part of the story.
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Say good-bye
to your company, Michael.
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- And say good-bye to these.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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'Cause it's the last time.
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A woman shows all during a fracas
at a local restaurant, sources say.
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[Narrator] George Michael was working
harder than ever over his spring break...
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filling in for the now
twice-fired Kitty.
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Look at us working together.
You get the hang of this...
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and this could be your summer.
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I don't know, Dad. I really wanted
to see Gob's magic show and...
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No, you don't. Isn't this much more fun,
working with your Dad?
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- It's just, there was some other...
- You gonna get that?
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[Phone Ringing]
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- Thanks, Laura.
- Good afternoon. Bluth Company.
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Talk you off?
Talk you off what, Pop-Pop?
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George Michael.
I thought you were, um...
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When's that voice gonna drop?
Where's Kitty?
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I think Dad fired her again.
He wants to talk to you.
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I don't wanna talk to him.
I made my decision, and that's that.
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Oh, you heard?
Yeah. All right.
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- What did he say?
- If I clean it up, it's not really a sentence.
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[Narrator]
And so, George Sr. made another call.
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Kitty's on the loose. I need you
to make something disappear for me.
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just some books in that cooler
marked "Maddas."
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- Great.
- [Narrator] George Sr. hung up...
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confident that his problems
would finally be taken care of.
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Hey, LittleJustice.
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You, uh, painted your shoes red.
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Call me the Tin Man.
I'm a Friend of Dorothy's now.
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- And she wants to see you.
- [Narrator] And back at the office...
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Lindsay arrived with her daughter
and her mounting suspicions.
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Mom says she sent Nana on a cruise.
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You're still on this?
How much was in those birthday cards?
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It's not about the money,
Michael. It's about Nana.
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I think Mom sent her
to a nursing home...
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some gray, windowless room...
against her will.
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- So what was it like out there today?
- Nice. Sunny.
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Wow.
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So, how do you think Gob's gonna
make this yacht disappear?
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Well, I'll be working here,
so I guess I'll never know.
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The only real way to find out
how it's done...
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is to sneak on the boat
while he does it.
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But if he makes it disappear,
won't everyone see me standing there?
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Let's just sit quietly and consider
how ridiculous that statement was.
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Anyways, if it was me,
that's what I would do.
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I wanna check out
Mom's financial activity.
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Call her banks,
maybe run a hospital search.
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[Michael] It's gonna mean a lot of
hard work, but I'll put somebody on it.
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George Michael.
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Where is George Michael?
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[Narrator]
In fact, at Maeby's suggestion...
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George Michael was off to visit
his Uncle Gob.
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Hi, Uncle Gob.
I came by to see...
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if you need any help
with your magic show.
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- Great.
- I think it's so great that you're doing this.
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- I'm prepping right now.
- How'd you get my Dad's permission?
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[Narrator] Suddenly, Gob remembered
the promise he had made...
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to stay away from Michael's son.
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None of your damn business.
Get the hell out of here.
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- What?
- You don't have the magic in you!
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You never did!
You don't have it here!
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So take a look. It's the last time
you're gonna see these.
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- { Quietly] Sorry, kid, more than you'll ever...
- What?
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- Beat it!
- [Narrator] As Gob was forced
to send away someone he loved...
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- { Quietly] You'll be missed.
- George Sr. was forced to visit...
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someone he had once tried
to shove out of a moving car.
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- Welcome.
- You're Dorothy?
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I thought the two of us
could talk, man-on-man.
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I'm afraid I'm serious.
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I bought you.
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- Remember to let it steep for five minutes.
- Oh, dear God.
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I've been in this family
for 16 years...
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and I don't think we've
ever had a conversation.
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- I'm not gonna discuss this.
- You hate me.
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Yeah, I do hate you.
You took my daughter...
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00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,283
my precious little girl...
and moved her away...
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and now I'm here, and I am afraid
I will never get her back.
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Afraid. You're afraid.
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Fear has turned into hate.
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00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:02,370
So Frightened Inmate #2
isn't frightened at all.
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He's angry.
He's a crabby old coot...
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and he needs love...
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- just like everyone.
- [Inmates Go "Aw"]
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Get your... { Beeps]
hands off of me.
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Shh. Don't be scared.
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?? { Singing]
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?? { Continues]
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[Narrator] And on the beach,
the show was beginning.
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- { Crowd Cheering]
- ?? [Rock]
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00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:37,371
Any magician can make
the queen of diamonds disappear...
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but what about a whole boat?
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- [Cheering Intensifies]
- ?? [Rock]
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- ?? [Continues]
- [Cheering Continues]
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00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:07,635
Mom, have you seen
George Michael?
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We just got here.
I couldn't find my keys.
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00:18:10,273 --> 00:18:12,264
- I can never find anything in here.
- We love you!
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00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:18,238
Where once there was a yacht,
now there is naught!
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00:18:19,483 --> 00:18:22,782
{ Cheering Continues]
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00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:34,096
- All right. So how'd you do it?
- Michael, a magician never reveals his...
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I sunk it!
I sunk the yacht!
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At least I think I sunk it. I mean,
I blew it up, and I don't see it anywhere.
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00:18:40,604 --> 00:18:43,038
My heart was in my throat when
that curtain came down and... { Laughing]
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00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,141
- You sank the yacht?
- Shh!
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00:18:44,141 --> 00:18:45,039
- You sank the yacht?
- Shh!
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- You sunk a $700,000 yacht?
- $900,000 worth of insurance on it.
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And got rid of the evidence.
How about a "good job"?
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00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:55,849
[Narrator] Seeing a window of opportunity,
Lucille made a startling announcement.
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- Nana was on that yacht!
- What?
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- You killed Nana.!
- [Lindsay] She's lying.!
368
00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:03,488
Nana wasn't on that yacht.
She's fine.
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- She's been dead for six months.
- [Narrator] Lindsay had learned
this information...
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- For about six months.
- when she spoke to the family's personal banker.
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Later, fearing that
Lindsay was onto her...
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Lucille went to the bank herself.
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00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:17,034
There must be somewhere I can put
this money where it can't be touched.
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00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:19,267
I suppose you could keep it
in your purse.
375
00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:22,504
Very funny, but I'm
not carrying a purse.
376
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:24,671
Where's the money, Mom?
I want the money.
377
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:28,444
You can't have it.
It's in a trust fund for Annyong.
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- [Annyong] Annyong.
- No one can touch it but me...
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and I retain control of it
until he's 18.
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I don't know what's more offensive...
the fact you didn't tell us...
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about our grandmother's death
or that you sunk a $ 700,000 yacht.!
382
00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:42,564
Stop lecturing me.
I just lost my mother.
383
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:44,861
I'm so glad George Michael
wasn't here to see any of this.
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00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,368
Maeby, where is George Michael?
385
00:19:47,471 --> 00:19:52,272
Um, well, if he's not here, I'd just
have to say he's probably on the yacht.
386
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,240
On the yacht?
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00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:56,812
[Narrator] In fact, George Michael
had boarded the yacht.
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00:19:56,947 --> 00:20:00,508
But when he saw the evidence
of Gob's lifestyle...
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00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,814
he realized that this perhaps
was not the life he wanted.
390
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,411
While Kitty went in search
of retribution...
391
00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:09,117
in the form of the files
in the cooler.
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00:20:09,226 --> 00:20:12,457
George Michael's a good kid.
I'm sure he's at the office.
393
00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:14,462
Right. I told him
to stay away from you.
394
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:18,125
- I told you to stay away from him!
- I tried. I told him to get out.
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00:20:18,235 --> 00:20:20,135
Bluth Company.
George Michael speaking, not Kitty.
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00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:23,297
- Thank God you're there.
- I don't need a real spring break.
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00:20:23,406 --> 00:20:27,103
I really think I am much better off here
alone in this office.
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00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:30,668
[Narrator] Michael realized
what he had done to his son...
399
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so he came up with a solution.
400
00:20:32,782 --> 00:20:35,012
- You're fired.
- Really?
401
00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:37,382
Can you fire people?
402
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,421
Yeah. Go have a spring break.
403
00:20:39,523 --> 00:20:41,957
Thanks, Dad.
404
00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:43,753
Are you sure you're gonna
be okay without Kitty?
405
00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:46,420
Don't you worry.
She'll turn up.
406
00:20:53,637 --> 00:20:56,435
On the next
Arrested Development.
407
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:59,509
Lupe makes
a startling discovery.
408
00:20:59,609 --> 00:21:03,443
Oh, so that makes
Annyong 18.
409
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:06,015
And Michael finds himself
in the middle of the search...
410
00:21:06,116 --> 00:21:08,141
for a missing Kitty.
411
00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:09,912
Well, we have a restaurant
full of people saying...
412
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,851
that you threatened Kitty
the last time she was seen.
413
00:21:11,955 --> 00:21:14,185
How does anybody
even remember this?
414
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:19,024
- She showed her knobs in the steakhouse, sir.
- She...