1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,591 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,236 --> 00:00:16,965 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:24,443 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth and his family had gathered at the courthouse... 6 00:00:24,545 --> 00:00:28,379 to discuss George Sr. 's upcoming trial. 7 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:30,609 Do not ask me how I did it... 8 00:00:30,718 --> 00:00:33,118 they offered us a plea bargain. 9 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:35,950 Really? There's a chance we don't have to go to trial? 10 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:37,718 Absolutely, and I say we take it... 11 00:00:37,825 --> 00:00:39,793 because we will never get an offer this good again. 12 00:00:39,894 --> 00:00:42,795 - Wow. - Great. What's the offer? 13 00:00:42,897 --> 00:00:46,458 Well, I didn't read it. I just got it yesterday. 14 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:49,263 F.Y.I., I'm trying to get back into the dating world. 15 00:00:53,741 --> 00:00:57,507 Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you? 16 00:00:57,612 --> 00:00:59,876 No, baby. I'm the real thing. 17 00:01:01,849 --> 00:01:04,682 I don't understand how a person can put their sex life in front of their work. 18 00:01:04,785 --> 00:01:08,221 He's a man, Michael. He needs a woman. 19 00:01:08,322 --> 00:01:10,984 Can we get back to work, folks? 20 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:13,060 We've only got 24 hours to respond... 21 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,027 and no matter what this is, it is better than going to trial. 22 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:19,156 Your father's not here. I'll speak for him. 23 00:01:19,266 --> 00:01:21,461 He loves it. He's crazy about the plea. 24 00:01:21,569 --> 00:01:24,732 He's dying to get out of that prison and be with a woman again. 25 00:01:24,839 --> 00:01:26,864 [Narrator] In fact, George Sr. had a woman in his life... 26 00:01:26,974 --> 00:01:30,375 Cindi Lightballoon, a fan ofhis Caged Wisdom video series... 27 00:01:30,478 --> 00:01:33,106 with whom he'd had fleeting physical contact. 28 00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:36,377 That morning however, she had some startling news for him. 29 00:01:36,484 --> 00:01:38,543 I'm a mole. 30 00:01:38,653 --> 00:01:42,214 Well, you know, God doesn't care how big your teeth are. 31 00:01:42,323 --> 00:01:44,484 Yes, you could go to a dentist. You could... Whoo. 32 00:01:44,592 --> 00:01:49,552 You could grind off about... I don't know... 30%, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn't miss it. 33 00:01:49,664 --> 00:01:53,031 No, no, no. I mean, I'm an undercover government agent. 34 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:55,602 I was sent here to investigate you. 35 00:01:55,703 --> 00:01:59,400 Up until last week, my being in love with you was just an act. 36 00:01:59,507 --> 00:02:02,374 - Hmm. - But now I want to be with you. 37 00:02:02,476 --> 00:02:05,468 And I know you can beat this case they have against you. 38 00:02:05,579 --> 00:02:07,308 I know this for a fact. 39 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:12,577 I want to fight this thing. I can beat it. I know it for a fact. 40 00:02:12,687 --> 00:02:14,655 - We're taking the plea. - Lucille, we're not taking a plea. 41 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:16,655 We don't even know what the plea is yet. 42 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:19,089 Is that a shot at me? 'Cause that makes me want to read it less. 43 00:02:19,193 --> 00:02:21,024 - You have another one of these? - Yes, I do. 44 00:02:21,128 --> 00:02:23,323 - We'll both read it. - You're going to read that? 45 00:02:23,431 --> 00:02:24,762 - Yeah. - It's pretty thick. 46 00:02:24,865 --> 00:02:27,595 He thinks he's a lawyer 'cause he played one in 10th grade. 47 00:02:27,702 --> 00:02:30,034 [Narrator] In order to satisfy an English requirement... 48 00:02:30,137 --> 00:02:32,037 Michael appeared in the drama club's production... 49 00:02:32,139 --> 00:02:34,403 of an original play, The Trial of Captain Hook. 50 00:02:34,508 --> 00:02:37,966 ?? { Singing] 51 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:45,215 - I don't remember that. - Well, you left during my solo. 52 00:02:45,319 --> 00:02:47,219 And I'm surprised my twin sister can remember that... 53 00:02:47,321 --> 00:02:50,154 considering she was repeating the ninth grade at the time. 54 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,158 - I don't remember that. - Big surprise, Mom. 55 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,160 It's not like you ever took an interest in our lives. 56 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:57,924 Honestly, if I ever did to Maeby what you- 57 00:02:58,032 --> 00:03:00,159 [Narrator] Lindsay recalled that earlier that day... 58 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:03,293 she had received a letter from the high school about her own daughter. 59 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:11,772 And so later, Lindsay and Tobias tried a more hands-on approach to parenting. 60 00:03:11,879 --> 00:03:14,347 We would like you to tutor our daughter. 61 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:17,611 Now, of course, we're having a bit of a cash-flow problem... 62 00:03:17,718 --> 00:03:19,618 but I assure you... 63 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,620 if you bring our little girl's grades up... 64 00:03:21,722 --> 00:03:25,283 I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream... 65 00:03:25,392 --> 00:03:27,986 you'll be the envy of everyJerry and Jane on the block. 66 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:30,495 We're the only house on the block. 67 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,698 Perhaps we should get somebody else. 68 00:03:35,803 --> 00:03:38,636 Michael, meanwhile, had gone to the bar across the street from the courthouse... 69 00:03:38,739 --> 00:03:40,832 to read the plea offer. 70 00:03:40,941 --> 00:03:43,273 "Not to exceed five years, but no less than three." 71 00:03:43,377 --> 00:03:45,106 - So what do you think? - I don't know. 72 00:03:45,212 --> 00:03:48,477 I'm so mad at Barry I can't even focus. That guy's out dating? 73 00:03:48,582 --> 00:03:51,346 - I mean, I'd love to be dating, but l... - Can't relax? 74 00:03:51,452 --> 00:03:54,819 No. I don't have time for a relationship. This is important. 75 00:03:54,922 --> 00:03:57,186 No one said anything about a relationship, Michael. 76 00:03:57,291 --> 00:03:59,191 If you'd slept with more than four women, you'd know that. 77 00:03:59,293 --> 00:04:02,353 - I have, Gob. - More than five? 78 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:07,695 Let's say "five". This is a courthouse bar, Michael. 79 00:04:07,802 --> 00:04:09,770 These are professional, aggressive women... 80 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:12,464 who are looking for nothing more than a one-night stand. 81 00:04:12,573 --> 00:04:16,270 No real names, no promises. 82 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:19,540 I'm not a one-night stand kind of guy. I don't like lying to women. 83 00:04:19,647 --> 00:04:22,309 These are lawyers... that's Latin for "liar." 84 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:24,350 I can't believe I'm still reading the same sentence. 85 00:04:24,451 --> 00:04:26,976 How can something be "no less than three" if it exceeds six? 86 00:04:27,087 --> 00:04:28,987 I mean, six is still more than three, right? 87 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:31,649 Yeah, and it's still more than five. 88 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:36,689 - Oh! Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 89 00:04:36,797 --> 00:04:38,697 - I'm falling all over you. { Chuckles] - Let me move down. 90 00:04:38,799 --> 00:04:40,790 I'm just working on this plea. 91 00:04:40,901 --> 00:04:45,235 If you're pleading with me to have a drink with you, you can stop begging. 92 00:04:45,339 --> 00:04:47,933 { Chuckles] No, no. It's a... 93 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:51,068 It's a plea for this case that I'm... I'm sorry... you want a drink. 94 00:04:51,178 --> 00:04:54,375 Well, I didn't come here for the view. 95 00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:57,507 - I'll have a vodka martini. - I'll tell him. 96 00:04:57,618 --> 00:05:00,382 - So, another lawyer, huh? - Vodka martini! 97 00:05:00,487 --> 00:05:03,752 I'm Maggie Lizer, as in "Maggie lies her ass off." 98 00:05:03,858 --> 00:05:07,487 { Laughing] 99 00:05:07,595 --> 00:05:11,258 One person laughed at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it. 100 00:05:11,365 --> 00:05:14,300 - No, it's good. Yeah. - What kind of law do you practice? 101 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:18,064 ?? [Young Michael Singing In Play] 102 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:21,608 Maritime. Maritime law. Lawyers of the sea. 103 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:24,109 Oh. Submarine chaser. 104 00:05:24,211 --> 00:05:26,406 { Giggles] What's your name? 105 00:05:26,513 --> 00:05:28,481 - Chareth. - Chareth. 106 00:05:28,582 --> 00:05:30,447 Oh. So then what's your last name? 107 00:05:30,551 --> 00:05:33,019 - Cute story... - Cutestory? 108 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:36,580 Yes. Chareth Cutestory. 109 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:40,126 - That's an interesting name. - Is it? 110 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:43,287 So here's the test that I failed. 111 00:05:43,397 --> 00:05:45,991 Oh, okay. Yeah, I see the problem right away. 112 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,000 You, uh... You got all the answers wrong. 113 00:05:48,102 --> 00:05:51,902 You know you, you even got your name wrong here. It says, "S. Fünke." 114 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:54,099 Yeah, well, see, what they want you to do... 115 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:56,199 is put an "S" if you're single, an "M" if you're married. 116 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:59,973 I mean, most of us are all single, but it's a whole government thing, so... 117 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,106 Yeah. Okay. The first thing you want to do when you're dealing with fractions... 118 00:06:03,217 --> 00:06:04,485 Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay? 119 00:06:04,485 --> 00:06:05,383 Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay? 120 00:06:05,486 --> 00:06:09,547 So just fill in all the right answers here, and I'll see where I went wrong. 121 00:06:09,657 --> 00:06:11,557 And you're getting paid for this right? 122 00:06:11,659 --> 00:06:14,526 There was talk of ice cream, but not exactly on my terms. 123 00:06:14,628 --> 00:06:17,392 Wow! Where did you get all that? Do you have a job or something? 124 00:06:17,498 --> 00:06:20,490 No, but you do. 125 00:06:20,601 --> 00:06:22,831 Now, look. Don't feel guilty. 126 00:06:22,937 --> 00:06:25,371 I don't really need tutoring anyways, okay? 127 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:28,532 - Enjoy the 200 bucks. - Oh, there... there's six 20s here. 128 00:06:28,642 --> 00:06:32,169 - That's right. - Right. 129 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,214 [Narrator] After an evening of drinking, Michael, being the sensible one... 130 00:06:35,316 --> 00:06:37,216 offered to give Maggie a ride home. 131 00:06:37,318 --> 00:06:40,378 Oh-ho! { Giggling] 132 00:06:45,426 --> 00:06:47,326 [Narrator] The next morning, Michael was wondering... 133 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:49,828 how to end his first one-night stand. 134 00:06:51,932 --> 00:06:54,526 - Coffee? - Hi. Yes, please. Thank you. That's great. 135 00:06:54,635 --> 00:06:59,663 But you know what? I am going to have to read that plea soon, okay? 'Cause it's a big case. 136 00:06:59,773 --> 00:07:01,832 But I promise later I will call... 137 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:05,207 [Narrator] Michael struggled to follow Gob's instruction tojust walk away. 138 00:07:05,312 --> 00:07:08,213 I'll... I'll... I'll call, okay? All right? 139 00:07:08,315 --> 00:07:10,840 - Hey. Who's this? - Oh, that's Justice. 140 00:07:10,951 --> 00:07:15,320 - Hi, Justice. - Hi, Justice. Is he as handsome as he smells? 141 00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:17,822 I didn't... I didn't know that you had a dog. 142 00:07:17,925 --> 00:07:21,520 - How else am I gonna get to work? - You ride a dog to work? 143 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:25,758 { Chuckles] You are funny. Let me see that smile. 144 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:29,563 - Well, it's tough with your hands in the way. - { Laughing] 145 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:32,070 - Say when. - Okay. 146 00:07:34,908 --> 00:07:38,537 And suddenly, Michael recalled some non sequiturs from the night before. 147 00:07:38,645 --> 00:07:40,875 So, tell me something personal about yourself. 148 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:45,213 Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma. 149 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:47,446 Hey. I thought we said no more law talk. 150 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,545 I really can't see anybody right now. 151 00:07:49,656 --> 00:07:52,250 Oh, well, I can't see anybody ever. 152 00:07:52,359 --> 00:07:56,261 - I'm blind. - I'm wasted. 153 00:07:56,363 --> 00:08:00,891 [Narrator] Michael realized that the woman he was attempting to never see again was blind... 154 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:03,128 and he was overcome with guilt. 155 00:08:03,237 --> 00:08:05,797 - When... can we go out again? - Really? 156 00:08:05,906 --> 00:08:09,034 I thought you were, like, just into this one-night stand kind of thing. 157 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:12,635 Come on. I took a blind woman home with no intention of dating her again? 158 00:08:12,746 --> 00:08:14,771 - Please! - { Guffaws] 159 00:08:20,187 --> 00:08:24,089 [Narrator] George Sr. was continuing to exploit his relationship with Cindi. 160 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:27,592 What... What evidence does the government have... 161 00:08:27,694 --> 00:08:29,992 on old wise George, by the way? 162 00:08:30,097 --> 00:08:33,032 - Oh, I hate it when you call yourself old! - { Laughs] 163 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:35,931 - You're new to me! - Oh, that's... that's nice. 164 00:08:36,036 --> 00:08:39,528 Do they have a... a file or tapes? 165 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,938 Oh, what's the use? You're married. 166 00:08:42,042 --> 00:08:43,942 - Yeah. Let me ask you... - We'll never be together. 167 00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:46,842 - Let me ask you a question. - Let's just go back to what we do best. 168 00:08:46,947 --> 00:08:49,108 - Okay. - Tweak me. 169 00:08:49,216 --> 00:08:51,650 - George! - Lucille! 170 00:08:51,752 --> 00:08:53,652 Hi. Uh, this is not what it looks like. 171 00:08:53,754 --> 00:08:56,723 It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. 172 00:08:56,824 --> 00:09:00,555 - Yep. Yeah, that's it. - Is this why you wanted to fight this thing? 173 00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:03,630 So you could run off with this great redwood of a whore? 174 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:06,790 Listen to me. She is a fan of mine. 175 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:11,132 She has seen everything I've done. You understand? Everything. 176 00:09:11,238 --> 00:09:13,229 Well, so have I... 177 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,570 and I'm not going to put up with it anymore. 178 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:17,974 - Okay. - You'll be hearing from Barry. 179 00:09:18,078 --> 00:09:21,013 All right. Hon? Honey? Hon? 180 00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:24,149 - Oh, God. I'm a home-wrecker. - Oh, no. 181 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:26,310 - I never wanted to be that person. - No, no. 182 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,820 No. No, Cindi, it's... Cindi? 183 00:09:28,922 --> 00:09:33,325 [Narrator] Michael came home upset that his one-night stand wasn't over. 184 00:09:33,427 --> 00:09:35,327 You should have stayed with me last night. 185 00:09:35,429 --> 00:09:39,832 You could have seen me get some major action from a major blonde... 186 00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:42,367 who just majored in marine biology, if you know what I mean. 187 00:09:42,469 --> 00:09:45,267 I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means. 188 00:09:45,372 --> 00:09:48,205 - I actually had a pretty interesting night myself. - Really? 189 00:09:48,308 --> 00:09:52,176 - What'd you do, read the plea? - No, I didn't have a chance to. I went home with someone. 190 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:55,510 - What's wrong with her? - Nothing's wrong with her. 191 00:09:58,285 --> 00:10:01,049 - She's blind. - Are you serious? 192 00:10:01,155 --> 00:10:05,956 I didn't know at the time. And now I've got to take her and her dog to the park. 193 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:08,027 You've got work to do. You've got to read that plea. 194 00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:11,359 I know. That's what I was trying to do last night when you put me up to all this. 195 00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:13,365 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 196 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:16,368 I told you to walk away. I told you to give a fake name. 197 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:20,372 I did. Thanks very much. I'm Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. 198 00:10:20,474 --> 00:10:24,376 - It was airtight. - Boy, you had to work hard to bag this blind girl, huh? 199 00:10:24,478 --> 00:10:27,208 - I certainly can't take advantage of her now, knowing what I know. - What? No. 200 00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:29,544 Michael, you can! Don't you... 201 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:32,642 You've just won the gold medal at the sexual Special Olympics! 202 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:36,814 She can't ever find you again. Don't you see that you're so lucky? 203 00:10:36,924 --> 00:10:40,087 - God! How do you not s... - What's the matter with you? 204 00:10:40,194 --> 00:10:44,130 - Didn't you "bag" some woman you're never going to see again? - Well, I screwed up. 205 00:10:44,231 --> 00:10:46,563 I broke a couple of my own rules last night. 206 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,601 She knows that I'm Gob Bluth... 207 00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:51,569 and we got married and I just... 208 00:10:51,672 --> 00:10:54,539 - What? - Well, she was a darer. 209 00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:57,439 She's one of those girls who just dares you to do things. 210 00:10:57,544 --> 00:11:00,138 - You married her? - I needed a dare! 211 00:11:00,247 --> 00:11:02,511 [Narrator] What had started as an innocent flirtation... 212 00:11:02,616 --> 00:11:05,176 had turned into a series of escalating challenges. 213 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:08,584 Unfortunately, the evening was draining... 214 00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:11,590 and the one thing they never dared each other to do was consummate the marriage. 215 00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:14,092 Well, guess it's time to seal the deal. 216 00:11:14,194 --> 00:11:16,992 Oh, wait! What time is it? Oh, God! "Seal the deal." 217 00:11:17,097 --> 00:11:19,588 My seal deal! I gotta get to Sea Land. 218 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:22,635 I'm selling five of their sickest seals to a third-world zoo. 219 00:11:22,736 --> 00:11:26,536 - Did you say seals? - Yes! I told you four hours ago, I sell seals! 220 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,540 God! Do you ever listen to what I say? 221 00:11:28,642 --> 00:11:31,110 I'm sorry I don't memorize every word that comes out of your mouth. 222 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:34,305 Sometimes I just like to think... think my thoughts. 223 00:11:34,414 --> 00:11:36,882 We'll talk about this when I get home. 224 00:11:36,984 --> 00:11:39,111 It was hot. 225 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:41,779 Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman. 226 00:11:41,888 --> 00:11:44,789 Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night. 227 00:11:44,891 --> 00:11:47,485 - [Narrator] But he really didn't. - Yes, I did. 228 00:11:47,594 --> 00:11:49,789 And later, Michael arrived for his date. 229 00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:51,830 - Hey! - I'm so sorry that I'm late. 230 00:11:51,932 --> 00:11:55,129 - I thought I smelled you coming. - Mm. Yeah, here I am. 231 00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:57,135 I thought so. Did you smell him? 232 00:11:57,237 --> 00:12:00,206 - Did you smell the handsome man, Justice? - "Handsome." 233 00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,969 - You don't have any evidence of handsome. - Well, that's true. 234 00:12:03,076 --> 00:12:05,374 But I can feel handsome. 235 00:12:05,479 --> 00:12:06,480 - Mmm. - That feels handsomey. { Chuckles] 236 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,710 - Mmm. - That feels handsomey. { Chuckles] 237 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:12,649 So you didn't get a case of"I just had a one-night stand with a blind girl"-itus? 238 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:14,983 No, of course not. One-night stand? Please! 239 00:12:15,088 --> 00:12:16,988 This is our second date now. And I wanna see... 240 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:19,854 And I wanna see you again tonight, so, um... 241 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,656 if it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. 242 00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:25,994 But now, listen, aren't you busy with the trial? 243 00:12:26,099 --> 00:12:29,694 Um, yes, of course. I'm very, very busy. But not too busy for you. 244 00:12:29,803 --> 00:12:31,703 Not too busy for a little walk right now maybe. 245 00:12:31,805 --> 00:12:33,705 I'll be your Seeing Eye dog. What do you think? 246 00:12:33,807 --> 00:12:36,275 - Okay? - Oh. Should we leaveJustice here? 247 00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:39,903 Um, yes. He'll be fine, won't you, boy? Huh? 248 00:12:40,013 --> 00:12:43,676 Justice, stay.! Stay.! 249 00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:46,344 Describe this to me, Chareth. 250 00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:48,853 Describe to me how beautiful the park is. 251 00:12:48,955 --> 00:12:52,015 Oh, I wish you could see it. It's just beautiful. 252 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:55,458 There's an elderly couple walking hand in hand. 253 00:12:55,562 --> 00:12:57,860 - They're having a wonderful time. - Yeah? 254 00:12:57,964 --> 00:13:02,765 "Already served, not to exceed six years but no less than three..." 255 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:06,737 Uh, three years is what I give them... 256 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,071 and then one of them dies and the other one is not too far behind. 257 00:13:10,177 --> 00:13:13,476 I can smell right through you, Chareth. You're reading. 258 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,741 Leash your dog, you... { Beeps] 259 00:13:15,849 --> 00:13:18,249 - Uh, yes. - { Chuckles] Yeah. 260 00:13:18,352 --> 00:13:21,048 [Narrator] And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort... 261 00:13:21,154 --> 00:13:22,883 brokered by Warden Stefan Gentles. 262 00:13:22,989 --> 00:13:25,321 - Inmate Bluth. - Yes, sir? 263 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:27,325 I want you to know that last night... 264 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:31,056 I watched a very impressive videotape of the title Caged Wisdom. 265 00:13:31,164 --> 00:13:34,998 I was struck by the dual life of the spiritual man. 266 00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:40,005 And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus footage at the end. { Laughs] 267 00:13:40,107 --> 00:13:42,905 Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself on my own prayer shawl. 268 00:13:43,009 --> 00:13:45,068 A self-choking for the ages. 269 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:48,306 - There's a Shasta can there you seemed to have missed. - Okay. 270 00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:50,315 - [Narrator] Moments later, Cindi arrived. - Thank you, Warden. 271 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,749 George! I had to see you. 272 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:56,448 I'm sorry I left before. I just felt so awful. 273 00:13:56,556 --> 00:13:58,786 But I kept thinking about us. 274 00:13:58,892 --> 00:14:00,792 - Yes. - About our future. 275 00:14:00,894 --> 00:14:03,260 - Yes, l... - And I know for a fact we can have one. 276 00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:05,524 Okay. What evidence do they have on me? 277 00:14:05,632 --> 00:14:08,931 You keep talking about a fact? You keep saying, "I know for a fact." 278 00:14:09,035 --> 00:14:11,503 - What fact? - Faith. 279 00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:15,837 I have faith my prayers will free you. 280 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,934 - Faith is not a fact! - Oh, yes, it is. 281 00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:21,707 You said so yourself in Caged Wisdom. 282 00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:24,511 [Narrator] George Sr. had said "Faith is a fact." 283 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:28,145 Unfortunately, it was in the Caged Wisdom blooper bonus footage. 284 00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:31,622 Faith is a fact. No. Faith is a facet. 285 00:14:31,725 --> 00:14:34,888 I almost said faith is a fact. { Wheezy Laugh] 286 00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:40,797 I am going to trial because you don't understand what a blooper reel is? Guard! 287 00:14:44,871 --> 00:14:47,704 [Narrator] Back at the high school, George Michael ran into Maeby. 288 00:14:47,808 --> 00:14:49,708 I got an "A." Check it out. 289 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:51,675 Great job. Take some more money. 290 00:14:51,778 --> 00:14:54,804 Look. I gotta go. I'm going to this fund-raiser for a sick girl, okay? 291 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:56,974 [Narrator] This rang false to George Michael... 292 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,847 who knew that fund-raisers, a passion ofher mother's... 293 00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:02,183 were something that Maeby would avoid. 294 00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:04,280 And later, at the courthouse... 295 00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:07,155 - Good afternoon. - Thank God. 296 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:10,320 So did you read the plea? We've got minutes here, not hours. 297 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:13,024 I did read it. Most of it. Um, I definitely... 298 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:17,001 definitely read this, uh... the first part of this first, uh, section. 299 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,628 - Uh, no. Did not read it. - Oh, come on, Michael. 300 00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:21,639 How many times are you going to screw up... 301 00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:24,539 before the rest of this family sees you for the screwup you are? 302 00:15:24,644 --> 00:15:26,544 I'm not the lawyer. All right? Why didn't you read it? 303 00:15:26,646 --> 00:15:28,637 Excuse me. I got busy with my other clients. 304 00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:30,716 - What other clients? - He doesn't know about the divorce? 305 00:15:30,817 --> 00:15:33,308 - It's an annulment. - Oh, I looked into that too. 306 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:36,981 You can only get an annulment if you haven't consummated the marriage first. 307 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:40,150 Well, I guess I'll just stay married then... 308 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:44,959 because we all know that I closed that deal, right? 309 00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:46,965 [Narrator] But he really didn't. 310 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,194 - He was talking about my divorce. - Your what? 311 00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:51,202 You and Dad are getting divorced? 312 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:53,704 Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you. 313 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:56,367 And don't worry about Barry reading the plea. 314 00:15:56,476 --> 00:15:58,444 We'll let your father rot in prison. 315 00:15:58,545 --> 00:16:00,513 Take the plea. We're taking the plea! 316 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:03,845 We're going to trial, you're going to lose, and you're going to stay in there. 317 00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:07,386 - That's enough, Mom. - For him? Nothing's enough. 318 00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:11,048 You'd think a man locked up in prison would be able to abstain. 319 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:15,389 Your father, with his disgusting tweaking! 320 00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:17,895 I couldn't breast-feed any of you kids because of that man! 321 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:19,022 - Aww! - Shh. 322 00:16:19,132 --> 00:16:21,123 They still look fabulous. 323 00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:24,067 Lucille, for God's sakes. She was an informant. She was working for the government. 324 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:27,071 The only thing I was pumping her for was information, honey. 325 00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:30,336 An informant. Dad, are you crazy? You're gonna blow this whole case. 326 00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:34,539 It's blown. It's over. It's dead. Take the plea. Get me out there. 327 00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:37,378 Lets take the plea, okay? Look. It's so nice and thick. 328 00:16:37,484 --> 00:16:41,079 Oh, George, I should have never doubted you. 329 00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:44,156 Even when you slept with my sister, it was for a good reason. 330 00:16:44,257 --> 00:16:46,054 Got her to stop drinking, didn't it? 331 00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:48,423 All right, listen. This is all getting a little crazy. 332 00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:51,463 We cannot accept their conditions if we don't know what their conditions are. 333 00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:53,829 Do you wanna read it? 334 00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:56,562 Uh, no. It is thick. Why don't we just take it? 335 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,400 - I could kiss you on the... { Beeps] - Well, let's... What? 336 00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,440 [Narrator] And so the family gathered in the courtroom... 337 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,441 to announce their decision. 338 00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:06,410 [Man] All rise. The court is now in session. 339 00:17:06,513 --> 00:17:08,344 The Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 340 00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:10,348 Oh, we've got Ping again. 341 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,748 Please be seated. 342 00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:15,787 The prosecution has offered a plea? 343 00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:20,292 - We have, Your Honor. - We've got Lizer. 344 00:17:20,393 --> 00:17:24,591 [Narrator] Yes, Maggie was the most feared prosecutor in all of Orange County. 345 00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:29,635 And, therefore, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A. 346 00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:32,466 [Narrator] Not because she was a particularly adept lawyer... 347 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:35,973 but because she won the sympathy not only of thejury and thejudge... 348 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:41,639 And was that man in the room, not you, Doctor? 349 00:17:41,748 --> 00:17:44,478 but often times, the defendants themselves. 350 00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:47,109 l... I was in that room. 351 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,347 Is the defense ready to respond? 352 00:17:49,456 --> 00:17:52,118 - What are you hiding from? - { Whispering] You've got to call this off. 353 00:17:52,225 --> 00:17:54,989 You gotta get more time. Get more time. She can smell me. 354 00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:57,063 She smells everything. 355 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,836 - Objection! - What? 356 00:18:03,937 --> 00:18:06,337 We haven't read it. 357 00:18:06,439 --> 00:18:08,669 - It's very long, Your Honor. - { Whispers] Sit down! 358 00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,903 We haven't read it. We're gonna get to it. I'm gonna start right now. 359 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,482 That's the blind chick you slept with? 360 00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:16,380 That's the blind chick you slept with? 361 00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:18,508 Michael, you're in bed with the prosecution? 362 00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:21,678 It's genius. You can get all the information we need. 363 00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:24,518 Wait a minute. How do we know it's not a trap? Maybe she's setting you up. 364 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:28,025 It's not a setup, okay? She gave me her real name. She said that she was a lawyer. 365 00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:30,221 I'm the one that lied to her. I gotta go talk to her. 366 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,730 - No! - No, Michael! You can save this family. 367 00:18:32,832 --> 00:18:35,699 Please! Do the right thing here. 368 00:18:35,802 --> 00:18:39,670 String this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. 369 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:43,766 The solution to all our problems is staring you right in the face and it can't even see you. 370 00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:46,209 - I gotta go talk to her. - { Sighs] 371 00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:48,940 Yeah, I better get back to the wife. 372 00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:53,748 I think I'm going to take a scenic drive down to the City of Industry. 373 00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:55,753 [Narrator] And George Michael went to the fund-raiser... 374 00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:57,755 for the sick student Maeby had mentioned... 375 00:18:57,857 --> 00:18:59,757 but was surprised not to see Maeby there. 376 00:18:59,859 --> 00:19:04,853 We have been blessed to have in our midst a child who has shown us the meaning of courage. 377 00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:08,422 Now let's show her the meaning of charity. 378 00:19:08,535 --> 00:19:11,368 Please welcome... Surely Fünke! 379 00:19:11,471 --> 00:19:13,564 [Narrator] And that's when George Michael realized... 380 00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:17,871 Maeby had been making money by pretending to be two twin girls... 381 00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:19,376 Maeby? 382 00:19:19,479 --> 00:19:22,744 - one of whom was ill. - { Coughing] 383 00:19:22,849 --> 00:19:24,578 Somebody get her a cupcake! 384 00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:28,245 [Narrator] And Michael went to Maggie's determined to tell the truth. 385 00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:31,323 What a surprise. Come on in. 386 00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,922 - Hey, I'm in. Hello. Sorry. - Oh. Hey. 387 00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:38,122 - I thought you were going to be my reader. - Yeah? Oh, you're working? 388 00:19:38,231 --> 00:19:41,962 Yeah, I got a break. I wasn't prepared, thanks to you. 389 00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:44,127 - Mm. - { Chuckles] 390 00:19:44,237 --> 00:19:48,105 What about you? Don't tell me another pirate is still roaming the high seas. 391 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,176 { Laughs] 392 00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:54,442 Uh, hey. You know, let's make a deal. 393 00:19:54,547 --> 00:19:57,072 You don't have to do this anymore, cause I'm gonna start laughing out loud. 394 00:19:57,183 --> 00:20:01,085 - Okay. That's gonna help me so much. - All right. Let's go sit down. 395 00:20:01,187 --> 00:20:03,280 - So, uh, Maggie. { Clears Throat] - Yeah? 396 00:20:03,389 --> 00:20:07,155 I am not trying a case. 397 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:10,354 - That's fantastic! They settled. Great. - Well... 398 00:20:10,463 --> 00:20:13,955 Listen, I know I shouldn't do this, but... 399 00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:18,766 but I am so behind, and I really do feel as if I can trust you. 400 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,635 Yeah? What is this? 401 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,208 Well, you ought to know. You can see. { Laughs] 402 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,869 { Contrived Laughter] Maggie! 403 00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:28,106 - What is it? Seriously. - Well, basically... 404 00:20:28,214 --> 00:20:31,650 it's an overview of the government's case against the Bluth family. 405 00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:34,652 It's a summary of absolutely everything we've got. 406 00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:36,654 And you're just going to give it to me? 407 00:20:36,756 --> 00:20:38,815 You're a lawyer. What do you think? 408 00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,825 Do we have a case? 409 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:43,395 { Mouthing Words] 410 00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:46,192 On the next Arrested Development. 411 00:20:46,299 --> 00:20:48,460 Maeby attempts to deposit her check. 412 00:20:50,203 --> 00:20:52,899 - Gob adapts to married life. - Unbelievable! 413 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:56,100 The seal deal fell through. Three of the seals died on their way to Chad. 414 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:58,177 How am I ever gonna find a maritime lawyer? 415 00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:00,212 - I'm sorry, did you say "seals"? - Yes! 416 00:21:00,313 --> 00:21:02,281 I trade trained seals for a living. 417 00:21:02,382 --> 00:21:04,646 - Do you ever listen? - Do you ever stop talking? 418 00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:08,551 Tobias is sent to break into Maggie's house to steal evidence. 419 00:21:14,761 --> 00:21:19,664 Only to discover that she's not blind.