1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,901 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,994 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,096 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,274 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:21,929 Against his betterjudgment, Michael had recently set out... 6 00:00:22,036 --> 00:00:25,631 to have an uncomplicated one-night stand with this woman. 7 00:00:25,739 --> 00:00:29,140 And at his brother's suggestion, he gave a false identity. 8 00:00:29,243 --> 00:00:31,143 Chareth Cutestory. 9 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:34,214 And what started as a night of passion with no strings attached... 10 00:00:34,315 --> 00:00:38,684 got complicated the next morning when Michael found out she was blind. 11 00:00:38,786 --> 00:00:42,051 He decided to keep seeing her so as not to appear superficial. 12 00:00:42,156 --> 00:00:45,353 - If it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. - Wow. 13 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:47,484 But aren't you busy with the trial and everything? 14 00:00:47,595 --> 00:00:52,999 Unfortunately, the woman also turned out to be his father's prosecutor. 15 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:56,331 And so, Michael went to Maggie's to reveal his identity. 16 00:00:56,437 --> 00:00:59,099 - But, before he could... - It's an overview of the government's case... 17 00:00:59,206 --> 00:01:01,401 against the Bluth family. 18 00:01:01,508 --> 00:01:04,568 What do you think? Do we have a case? 19 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:12,683 Meanwhile, Michael's son, George Michael... 20 00:01:12,786 --> 00:01:16,779 discovered that his cousin Maeby had been living a double life. 21 00:01:16,891 --> 00:01:21,294 Maeby, what are you doing? 22 00:01:21,395 --> 00:01:24,364 I still don't get why you're pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick? 23 00:01:24,465 --> 00:01:29,869 - Hey, you don't get giant checks if you're healthy. - Please welcome Surely Fünke. 24 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:32,131 Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl? 25 00:01:32,239 --> 00:01:36,198 - Surely's dying? - I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation. 26 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:39,643 - Just so everyone gets really sad before prom. - Someone's going to get hurt. 27 00:01:39,747 --> 00:01:42,614 Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this. 28 00:01:42,716 --> 00:01:45,708 - Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days. - What does that stand for? 29 00:01:45,819 --> 00:01:48,117 I don't know. It's B.S. 30 00:01:49,723 --> 00:01:52,214 Michael wrestled with the dilemma... 31 00:01:52,326 --> 00:01:56,285 of whether he should look at the evidence file of the case against his father. 32 00:01:56,397 --> 00:01:59,696 - Michael. - Hey, Gob. What the hell are you wearing? 33 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,428 What? Oh, this... 34 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:04,561 The wife likes me in bright sweaters. 35 00:02:04,672 --> 00:02:07,766 Gob, in a series of escalating dares... 36 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:10,605 recently got married to a woman he had only known for an evening. 37 00:02:10,711 --> 00:02:13,407 Your wife? She's still your wife? 38 00:02:13,514 --> 00:02:16,950 Well, I went to break up with her last night, but my timing was not great. 39 00:02:17,051 --> 00:02:20,919 - So, I think we should talk. - My parents are getting a divorce. 40 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:23,956 Why aren't you wearing that sweater I bought you? 41 00:02:24,058 --> 00:02:26,424 - What, you don't like it? - No. Of course I like it. 42 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:29,621 just because I like it doesn't mean I have to wear it. I don't wear everything I like. 43 00:02:29,730 --> 00:02:31,994 Why don't we just get a divorce? Everybody else is. 44 00:02:32,099 --> 00:02:35,694 No! We're not getting divorced. 45 00:02:35,803 --> 00:02:38,533 She really wants to stay together, so... 46 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,870 Well, least you finally consummated it, huh? 47 00:02:41,976 --> 00:02:44,103 "Consummated." 48 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:46,679 What is up with that "prosecutie"? 49 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:48,714 - I hope you didn't break up with her? - No, I didn't. 50 00:02:48,816 --> 00:02:50,716 And to make matters worse, she gave me this. 51 00:02:50,818 --> 00:02:52,786 It's a summary of the evidence that they have against Dad. 52 00:02:52,886 --> 00:02:56,378 Okay, Michael. This makes matters better. 53 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:58,617 Let's just destroy it and move on with our lives. 54 00:02:58,726 --> 00:03:01,524 This is not the actual evidence. It's just a list of the evidence. 55 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:04,961 And judging by the amount of boxes she has in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot. 56 00:03:05,065 --> 00:03:08,694 A feeling? Oh, don't tell me you won't open it on ethical grounds? 57 00:03:08,802 --> 00:03:10,861 I'm not sure what I'm going to do. 58 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:14,600 - What is with the insane moral code in this family? - Yes, we did it. 59 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:18,007 We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. The granite ones in front of the courthouse. 60 00:03:18,112 --> 00:03:20,080 You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit. 61 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,876 You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen? 62 00:03:22,983 --> 00:03:24,848 Oh, who can remember. 63 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:27,284 Lindsay's involvement began hours before... 64 00:03:27,388 --> 00:03:29,754 when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined... 65 00:03:29,857 --> 00:03:31,882 the Ten Commandments didn't belong there. 66 00:03:31,992 --> 00:03:36,554 And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette! 67 00:03:36,663 --> 00:03:40,497 Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight. 68 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:49,508 I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 69 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:52,408 - What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 70 00:03:52,513 --> 00:03:55,141 Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 71 00:03:55,249 --> 00:03:57,183 This family's already done more than its share. 72 00:03:57,284 --> 00:03:59,912 Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. 73 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:03,854 And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father... 74 00:04:03,957 --> 00:04:08,189 and honor no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord." 75 00:04:08,295 --> 00:04:10,889 I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob. 76 00:04:10,998 --> 00:04:13,558 - I told you someone would get hurt. - If I knew it was you... 77 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,897 - I wouldn't have been so worried. - Hey, what happened to you? 78 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:19,803 He was trying to help some handicapped girl up to the bleachers, and he fell. 79 00:04:19,907 --> 00:04:23,274 It's just a sprain. But at least it's legitimate. 80 00:04:23,377 --> 00:04:26,835 Ah, le clumsy adolescence. It's a phase we've all been through. 81 00:04:26,947 --> 00:04:32,078 Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. 82 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:38,647 - Like a cat. - Wait a minute. They don't have ramps at your school? 83 00:04:38,759 --> 00:04:41,728 - Well, not up the bleachers. - You should threaten to sue. 84 00:04:41,829 --> 00:04:45,560 - It's free if it's just a threat, you know. - Hey, that's a good idea. 85 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:47,827 No one's gonna sue anybody. I'm not gonna have my son... 86 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:50,403 start abusing the legal system like the rest of this family. 87 00:04:50,504 --> 00:04:54,964 After all, we're gonna need it for years to come. 88 00:04:55,075 --> 00:04:57,635 And that's when Michael decided to do the right thing. 89 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:05,811 So what do you think? Do we have a case against this idiot family or what? 90 00:05:05,919 --> 00:05:08,888 Well, that's actually why I wanted to talk to you, Maggie. 91 00:05:08,989 --> 00:05:14,621 You see, uh, it turns out that I am actually one of those idiots. 92 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:19,188 I might even be the main idiot. Well, I'm not the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge. 93 00:05:19,299 --> 00:05:22,097 Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay? 94 00:05:22,202 --> 00:05:24,534 And I want you to know that I never opened up this folder. 95 00:05:24,638 --> 00:05:27,937 And if you could see my face... 96 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:30,942 uh, you'd see how sorry I am that I lied to you. 97 00:05:34,314 --> 00:05:36,714 You feel sincere. 98 00:05:36,817 --> 00:05:40,776 Damn it. I have spent the last five hours hating you... 99 00:05:40,888 --> 00:05:43,220 ever since I found out you were Michael Bluth in court. 100 00:05:43,323 --> 00:05:47,225 - What? How did you know? - I'm blind, Michael. 101 00:05:47,327 --> 00:05:49,693 - I'm not stuffed up. - You smelled me. 102 00:05:49,796 --> 00:05:53,527 - I smelled you, baby. - Maggie, why didn't you tell me at your house? 103 00:05:53,634 --> 00:05:55,659 And why did you give me this folder? 104 00:05:55,769 --> 00:05:59,330 I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list. 105 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:03,136 - This is a wish list. - I can't believe you set me up. 106 00:06:03,243 --> 00:06:05,711 Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory? 107 00:06:05,812 --> 00:06:07,973 I know."Thou shalt not make up a name in vain." 108 00:06:08,081 --> 00:06:11,710 But, you know, I walked into that court, and I saw you there... 109 00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:16,346 - and... this can't happen, right? - You're damn right this can't happen. 110 00:06:16,456 --> 00:06:19,254 Look at me. This could get me... Are you actually looking at me? 111 00:06:19,359 --> 00:06:22,351 - Yes, I am. - Okay. I could get disbarred for this. 112 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:25,192 And your dad would have to spend tons more time in prison. 113 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:28,097 I gotta tell you something. The thing that really gets to me is... 114 00:06:28,202 --> 00:06:32,161 that I keep hearing that Michael Bluth is so... cute. 115 00:06:32,272 --> 00:06:37,904 Well, I know Maggie Lizer is adorable. You don't know what you're missing. 116 00:06:38,011 --> 00:06:39,740 - Really? - Really. 117 00:06:39,846 --> 00:06:44,476 - So what are we gonna do? - I guess we're just gonna have to go our separate ways... 118 00:06:44,585 --> 00:06:47,679 - and agree to never speak about this again. - That is probably best, huh? 119 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:51,849 The least you can do is buy me a drink. 120 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:54,860 Hmm. Yeah. I'll stay for one drink. 121 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:07,495 The next morning, Michael, once again, found himself at Maggie's. 122 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:10,968 - And once again, berated himself for the mistake. - Oh, no. 123 00:07:11,071 --> 00:07:13,266 I'm supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad in half an hour. 124 00:07:13,373 --> 00:07:16,672 - I can't believe we did this again. - It was so stupid. 125 00:07:16,777 --> 00:07:22,409 Incredibly stupid. It's like we're making naughty sex even naughtier. 126 00:07:24,751 --> 00:07:28,084 Oh, no. I was supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad a half an hour ago. 127 00:07:28,188 --> 00:07:30,486 Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. 128 00:07:30,591 --> 00:07:33,151 This is the second most unethical thing I've ever done. 129 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:36,252 - We cannot pretend that this didn't happen, Maggie. - Or that it won't happen again. 130 00:07:36,363 --> 00:07:40,129 - You think it's gonna happen again? - You tell me. 131 00:07:42,703 --> 00:07:47,367 - Let's just assume that it will happen again at some time. - Right. Right. 132 00:07:47,474 --> 00:07:50,875 We just need to, you know, acknowledge this and keep it private... 133 00:07:50,978 --> 00:07:53,606 - and I don't think that there's anything wrong with that. - Right. 134 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:56,808 I have a job, you know? I'm trying to keep a man in prison. 135 00:07:56,917 --> 00:07:59,943 Right. And that man happens to be my father. 136 00:08:00,053 --> 00:08:03,682 - This could get ugly. - Well, it's like the Ten Commandments saying. 137 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:07,988 - "Be true to thine own self, and to thine own self..." - "Be true." Yeah. 138 00:08:08,095 --> 00:08:10,996 - Number seven. - We'll just have to keep it a secret. 139 00:08:11,098 --> 00:08:16,126 - Our secret. - Our dirty little secret. 140 00:08:16,236 --> 00:08:17,999 - I think I'm ready now. - All right. 141 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:20,232 Okay. 142 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:24,140 Thirty-two minutes earlier, Gob, Lucille and Barry met with George Sr. 143 00:08:24,244 --> 00:08:28,374 - Where did you get this? - They don't call me a sleight-of-hand artist for nothing. 144 00:08:28,482 --> 00:08:33,818 Gob had switched out the file while his siblings discussed the Ten Commandments. 145 00:08:33,921 --> 00:08:36,719 I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 146 00:08:36,823 --> 00:08:40,259 - What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 147 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:44,228 Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 148 00:08:44,331 --> 00:08:46,891 Now you love the Ten Commandments. 149 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,299 Apparently, there are boxes of it at the prosecutor's house. 150 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,339 I tracked down the address, and you should be thanking me for this. 151 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,432 Michael didn't want you to have it. Mr. Moral. 152 00:08:56,543 --> 00:09:00,035 Mm. Yeah, we did something right there, huh? 153 00:09:00,147 --> 00:09:03,514 - So what do you think, Barry? - l-I haven't read it. 154 00:09:03,617 --> 00:09:06,586 I had a really interesting date last night. 155 00:09:06,687 --> 00:09:10,054 A woman who actually works two jobs. 156 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:15,258 Well, it certainly looks like they've got a lot on us. 157 00:09:15,362 --> 00:09:18,525 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, you. I was raising the children. 158 00:09:18,632 --> 00:09:20,600 When was the last time you raised children? 159 00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:24,694 Excuse me? I've got two in the waiting room right this moment. 160 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:27,035 In fact, Buster and Annyong... 161 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:30,371 Lucille's newly adopted Korean child, were waiting. 162 00:09:30,477 --> 00:09:33,640 Wow. I wonder what they're talking about in there? 163 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:37,877 - They don't tell you anything, huh? - They tell me things. 164 00:09:37,985 --> 00:09:41,887 It doesn't matter though, because Dad is gonna be in here a long time. 165 00:09:41,989 --> 00:09:44,457 No. We have court day today. 166 00:09:44,558 --> 00:09:48,517 They take plea. Daddy come home. You out. 167 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:51,257 Annyong had hit a nerve, and Buster recalled... 168 00:09:51,365 --> 00:09:54,994 that right before George Sr. 's arrest, he'd made a similar threat. 169 00:09:55,102 --> 00:09:59,232 I said he could wear that tie. It looks better on him. 170 00:09:59,339 --> 00:10:01,569 - No, no. Let me help you with that, son. - Oh. 171 00:10:01,675 --> 00:10:05,805 Hey, enjoy yourself tonight, because you are out of here. 172 00:10:05,912 --> 00:10:10,440 I'm not gonna spend my retirement watching you wipe your nose on your sleeve. 173 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:12,745 - I can't breathe, Dad. - Neither can I. 174 00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:14,312 I haven't seen half this stuff... 175 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:18,043 but they've got these kind of documents, uh, we've gotta get rid of this. 176 00:10:18,149 --> 00:10:21,983 If you're thinking of stealing the evidence, that is a very big offense. 177 00:10:22,086 --> 00:10:27,023 l-I think I'm gonna say that I signed myself out about 10 minutes ago. 178 00:10:27,124 --> 00:10:29,354 You're right. You can't afford to get caught. 179 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:32,987 I don't need my lawyer in prison. We'll have Gob break in. 180 00:10:33,097 --> 00:10:37,557 Well, gee, Dad, I've got a wife now. 181 00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:39,636 I don't think that I can afford to get caught either. 182 00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:44,970 Good point. You might want to change out of that sweater. 183 00:10:45,076 --> 00:10:47,476 Tell me again why this isn't wrong. 184 00:10:47,578 --> 00:10:50,809 Look. We are just... we're two adults. We've got absolutely nothing... 185 00:10:50,915 --> 00:10:54,316 - Cops. Hide. - Ms. Lizer. 186 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:56,511 - It's Officer Kelley. - Oh, hi. 187 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,350 Your office has asked me to come pick you up. It's a surprise. 188 00:11:01,826 --> 00:11:05,125 - I just winked. It's a surprise witness. - Oh, great. 189 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,094 - Um... - How are we doing? 190 00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:11,658 I'll just put my dog inside, and then I will be right with you. 191 00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:14,397 I'll take the dog, okay? I've already missed my meeting. You go ahead. 192 00:11:14,505 --> 00:11:17,303 - Just put him through the doggy door. - Okay. 193 00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:19,933 - And, uh, I'll see you in court. - Yeah. 194 00:11:20,044 --> 00:11:22,512 - My dad's not gonna put himself in prison for life. - Yeah. 195 00:11:22,613 --> 00:11:24,171 - Bye. Kiss. - Oh. 196 00:11:24,281 --> 00:11:27,876 And Gob decided to pass offhis break-in assignment to Tobias. 197 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:32,888 Hey, there's the cat. Sorry you couldn't have been down at the prison with us. 198 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:37,051 - Dad was asking all about you. - Oh. I doubt that very much. 199 00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:41,962 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. He feels you've been sucking off this family far too long. 200 00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:46,867 If you don't start pulling your weight around here, it's gonna be shape up or ship up. 201 00:11:46,971 --> 00:11:51,237 You know, try as I might, I cannot seem to impress that man. 202 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:54,971 Isn't that funny... ... I'm about to knock his socks off again. 203 00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:58,537 Yeah, I'm gonna break into this house that's got a bunch of evidence in it. 204 00:11:58,649 --> 00:12:01,379 just to borrow it. Ensure his freedom forever. 205 00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:02,920 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 206 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,219 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 207 00:12:06,323 --> 00:12:09,451 This kind of agility? 208 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,723 Let's go, little man. 209 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:17,290 Michael, meanwhile, had decided to see what life in Maggie's world was like. 210 00:12:18,335 --> 00:12:21,964 All right. Okay. 211 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:24,131 All right. Okay. 212 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:30,169 - Okay. - This guy's the real deal. He's on the inside. 213 00:12:30,281 --> 00:12:34,240 - But, he's got some demands. - This could be the break we wanted. 214 00:12:34,351 --> 00:12:37,582 - This is District Attorney Lizer. - All right. What do you want? 215 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:41,818 Uh, l-I want immunity for me and my mom... 216 00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:44,759 and I want my dad to stay in prison. 217 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:48,093 - Also, can you send Annyong back to Korea? - Huh? 218 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,394 - Hey! - Justice! 219 00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:58,004 Meanwhile, Maggie's interrogation of Buster was proving fruitless. 220 00:12:58,108 --> 00:13:02,602 Do you know anything about your father's trips overseas? 221 00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:06,149 I knew I'd have a fun time at home alone with Mom. 222 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:11,051 Fine. Did you ever see him return from these trips... 223 00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:13,282 - with anything unusual? - Yeah. 224 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,858 He came back home once with a black statue... 225 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,793 with an erect penis. 226 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:21,524 It stayed in our living room until my aunt objected. 227 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:26,366 What about business associates? 228 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,370 - I have none. - All right. 229 00:13:28,472 --> 00:13:32,135 This guy's wasting our time. Take away his grilled cheese. 230 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:36,373 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 231 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,643 If it's evidence you want, I know where they keep it. According to my brother... 232 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,583 there are boxes of evidence in a house on Scenic View Drive. 233 00:13:42,686 --> 00:13:46,315 - Isn't that where you live? - Yeah. 234 00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:50,484 And I'm headed there now. 235 00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:54,052 Tobias, meanwhile, had used his catlike agility... 236 00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:58,294 - to get the evidence at Maggie's house. - The cat is in. 237 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,860 Unfortunately, it was just as Maggie came home. 238 00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:11,982 Is there someone here? 239 00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:15,210 Tobias, concerned about Maggie's heightened sense of smell... 240 00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,947 set off to cloak himself in her scent. 241 00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:37,968 - And Michael was at the vet's office. - Justice is fine. 242 00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:41,704 - Great. - Although, dressing him up like a seeing-eye dog... 243 00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:44,280 - seems a little cruel. - Cruel? 244 00:14:44,381 --> 00:14:46,372 Well, yeah, because he can't see. 245 00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:48,815 What are you talking about? 246 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:51,547 Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind. 247 00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,828 justice cannot be blind, Doc. 248 00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:02,498 He's got a handle and everything. Come on, boy. 249 00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:10,180 Maybe his peripheral isn't great... 250 00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:12,750 but he's been leading a blind woman around. 251 00:15:12,851 --> 00:15:15,251 I think she's been leading him around. 252 00:15:15,354 --> 00:15:19,313 But that would mean that Maggie isn't blind. 253 00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:22,052 In fact, Maggie wasn't blind... 254 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,754 - but had been pretending to be... - Son of a bitch. 255 00:15:24,863 --> 00:15:27,331 since she found it helpful in taking the LSATs. 256 00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:29,900 "D." "B" places fourth. 257 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:38,065 - "A"? - Finding it a tremendous boon to her professional life... 258 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:42,476 - Maggie continued the ruse. - I submit into evidence this wine glass... 259 00:15:42,581 --> 00:15:45,049 with the defendant's fingerprints. 260 00:15:47,119 --> 00:15:51,453 Don't worry. You're so ahead. 261 00:15:51,556 --> 00:15:53,854 Her ability to see, however... 262 00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,086 was currently proving a disadvantage... 263 00:15:56,194 --> 00:15:59,186 as she couldn't reveal to the man she recognized as Tobias... 264 00:15:59,297 --> 00:16:02,733 that she knew he was there without betraying her secret. 265 00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:14,875 And Tobias was finding her an uncannily difficult blind girl to outmaneuver. 266 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:25,056 Their game of cat and mouse continued. 267 00:16:29,494 --> 00:16:32,292 Until Michael showed up to return Justice. 268 00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:36,356 Oh, Justice, what is it, boy? What is it? 269 00:16:36,468 --> 00:16:40,336 Is there some jackass in my bathrobe? 270 00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:46,473 Oh! I can't see! 271 00:16:46,578 --> 00:16:49,945 And later, the family gathered at the courthouse to respond to the plea offer. 272 00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:53,779 They don't have a case against us. I took care of everything. 273 00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:57,685 - Something smells wonderful. - Well, thank you. 274 00:16:57,789 --> 00:17:00,587 Would that I could say that I wore it to impress you... 275 00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:06,130 but, no, I'm afraid it's merely a cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon. 276 00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:09,598 Who else have we got? What about Buster? 277 00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:13,296 Worst-case scenario he gets caught, no more Buster. 278 00:17:13,405 --> 00:17:16,203 I'm not going anywhere. You're the one who's staying put. 279 00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:18,936 Not me. You. 280 00:17:19,044 --> 00:17:22,605 What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? 281 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:28,716 Outside the courthouse, Surely Fünke was addressing the crowd. 282 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:31,118 George Michael prepared to confront her about it. 283 00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:34,624 Not just to me, but to all handicapped kids out there... 284 00:17:34,726 --> 00:17:38,856 who are sick and tired of sitting in the front rows at basketball games. 285 00:17:38,964 --> 00:17:41,865 George Michael spotted his father... 286 00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:45,630 and not wanting to appear to be abusing the legal system, found a place to hide. 287 00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:51,004 Michael, determined to expose Maggie, hid to avoid tipping his hand. 288 00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:56,970 It was then, however, that Lindsay's advocacy group had their big moment. 289 00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:01,719 Hey, George Michael, what are you doing here? 290 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:05,278 I just thought I'd come down and see the family. See everyone. 291 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:07,017 - Oh. - That's why I'm here. 292 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,650 Well, pal, you don't need to do that. You can head on home. 293 00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:11,752 Why don't you go help that handicapped friend of yours? 294 00:18:11,863 --> 00:18:15,822 - She kind of lied to me. - I was recently lied to myself. 295 00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:18,767 And for what it's worth, George Michael, you cannot let people get away with that. 296 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:20,997 It's just so hard to know what the right thing to do is. 297 00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:24,075 I know it. It's not like there's some list of rules... 298 00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:26,474 - handed down to us from on high. - No. 299 00:18:26,578 --> 00:18:28,569 Watch your head. 300 00:18:37,656 --> 00:18:41,888 So Michael set out to expose in court that Maggie wasn't really blind. 301 00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:45,019 - She's right there. What are we gonna do? - I got a plan. 302 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:48,429 Your Honor, the purpose of a court of law is to find the truth... 303 00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:51,593 which is why witnesses swear on this. 304 00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,728 After all, they sayjustice is blind. 305 00:18:53,838 --> 00:18:58,172 Surely, she has enough sight to catch the truth... 306 00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:01,074 before it hits her in the face. 307 00:19:01,179 --> 00:19:03,647 Objection, Your... 308 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:07,184 Unfortunately, Maggie had been temporarily blinded that day. 309 00:19:07,285 --> 00:19:09,981 - I can't see! - Bailiff. 310 00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:12,056 That was my plan. What do you got? 311 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:17,817 So George Michael decided to once and for all put an end to Surely Fünke. 312 00:19:17,929 --> 00:19:20,659 - I need to talk to you. - And this is the man who inspired me. 313 00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:24,724 George Michael Bluth. 314 00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:27,600 He is the one who is responsible for the new ramps at our school. 315 00:19:27,706 --> 00:19:31,665 And he will carry on my legacy and put an end to B.S. 316 00:19:37,983 --> 00:19:43,319 - Surely can beat this thing. - No more B.S. No more B.S. 317 00:19:43,421 --> 00:19:47,380 And Michael reunited with Maggie, who had been kicked off the case. 318 00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:50,188 I really thought you were lying to me. I am so sorry. 319 00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:54,095 Michael, I've been doing this blind act thing for years. It's wacked. 320 00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:57,828 - Are you going to admit that you were faking it? - I think I'm gonna go for... 321 00:19:57,936 --> 00:20:01,804 "I was struck by the Bible and it restored my sight." 322 00:20:03,408 --> 00:20:08,641 So what about us? We were starting to establish some trust... 323 00:20:08,747 --> 00:20:10,806 except for all the lies. 324 00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:13,110 You know, I was originally looking for something completely uncomplicated. 325 00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:16,676 Yeah. Me too. Forget it. This is so over. 326 00:20:16,788 --> 00:20:19,848 You know, we're saying good-bye, and this is actually the first time... 327 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:22,051 that I feel that you can really see me. 328 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,788 Yeah. 329 00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:28,855 We're just two people staring at each other... 330 00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:33,870 fully exposed in a court of law. 331 00:20:47,252 --> 00:20:50,380 justice! 332 00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:53,013 On the next Arrested Development. 333 00:20:53,124 --> 00:20:56,525 Barry gets a sign from God. 334 00:20:56,628 --> 00:20:59,688 I will obey your will. I will lead a good life. 335 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:03,801 Well, the hell with this then! 336 00:21:03,902 --> 00:21:07,360 And Maggie is replaced with a new, less generous, prosecutor. 337 00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:09,963 I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.