1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,591 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,474 --> 00:00:23,671 [Man Narrating] Against his betterjudgment, Michael had recently set out... 6 00:00:23,778 --> 00:00:27,373 to have an uncomplicated one-night stand with this woman. 7 00:00:27,481 --> 00:00:30,882 And at his brother's suggestion, he gave a false identity. 8 00:00:30,985 --> 00:00:32,885 Chareth Cutestory. 9 00:00:32,987 --> 00:00:35,956 [Narrator] And what started as a night of passion with no strings attached... 10 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:40,426 got complicated the next morning when Michael found out she was blind. 11 00:00:40,528 --> 00:00:43,793 He decided to keep seeing her so as not to appear superficial. 12 00:00:43,898 --> 00:00:47,095 - If it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. - { Chuckles] Wow. 13 00:00:47,201 --> 00:00:49,226 But aren't you busy with the trial and everything? 14 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:54,741 [Narrator] Unfortunately, the woman also turned out to be his father's prosecutor. 15 00:00:54,842 --> 00:00:58,073 And so, Michael went to Maggie's to reveal his identity. 16 00:00:58,179 --> 00:01:00,841 - But, before he could... - It's an overview of the government's case... 17 00:01:00,948 --> 00:01:03,143 against the Bluth family. 18 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:06,310 What do you think? Do we have a case? 19 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:09,253 { Mouthing Words] 20 00:01:11,592 --> 00:01:14,425 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael's son, George Michael... 21 00:01:14,528 --> 00:01:18,521 discovered that his cousin Maeby had been living a double life. 22 00:01:18,633 --> 00:01:23,036 - { Coughing] - Maeby, what are you doing? 23 00:01:23,137 --> 00:01:26,106 I still don't get why you're pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick? 24 00:01:26,207 --> 00:01:31,611 - Hey, you don't get giant checks if you're healthy. - Please welcome Surely Fünke. 25 00:01:31,712 --> 00:01:33,873 Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl? 26 00:01:33,981 --> 00:01:37,940 - Surely's dying? - I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation. 27 00:01:38,052 --> 00:01:41,385 - Just so everyone gets really sad before prom. - Someone's going to get hurt. 28 00:01:41,489 --> 00:01:44,356 Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this. 29 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:47,450 - Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days. - What does that stand for? 30 00:01:47,561 --> 00:01:49,859 I don't know. It's B.S. 31 00:01:51,465 --> 00:01:53,956 [Narrator] Michael wrestled with the dilemma... 32 00:01:54,068 --> 00:01:58,027 of whether he should look at the evidence file of the case against his father. 33 00:01:58,139 --> 00:02:01,438 - Michael. - Hey, Gob. What the hell are you wearing? 34 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:04,170 What? Oh, this... 35 00:02:04,278 --> 00:02:06,303 The wife likes me in bright sweaters. 36 00:02:06,414 --> 00:02:09,508 [Narrator] Gob, in a series of escalating dares... 37 00:02:09,617 --> 00:02:12,347 recently got married to a woman he had only known for an evening. 38 00:02:12,453 --> 00:02:15,149 Your wife? She's still your wife? 39 00:02:15,256 --> 00:02:18,692 Well, I went to break up with her last night, but my timing was not great. 40 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:22,661 - So, I think we should talk. - My parents are getting a divorce. 41 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:25,698 { Crying] Why aren't you wearing that sweater I bought you? 42 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,166 - What, you don't like it? - No. Of course I like it. 43 00:02:28,269 --> 00:02:31,363 just because I like it doesn't mean I have to wear it. I don't wear everything I like. 44 00:02:31,472 --> 00:02:33,736 Why don't we just get a divorce? Everybody else is. 45 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:37,436 No! We're not getting divorced. 46 00:02:37,545 --> 00:02:40,275 She really wants to stay together, so... 47 00:02:40,381 --> 00:02:43,612 Well, least you finally consummated it, huh? 48 00:02:43,718 --> 00:02:45,845 { Laughs] "Consummated." 49 00:02:45,953 --> 00:02:48,421 - What is up with that "prosecutie"? - { Groans] 50 00:02:48,522 --> 00:02:50,456 - I hope you didn't break up with her? - No, I didn't. 51 00:02:50,558 --> 00:02:52,458 And to make matters worse, she gave me this. 52 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,528 It's a summary of the evidence that they have against Dad. 53 00:02:54,628 --> 00:02:58,120 Okay, Michael. This makes matters better. 54 00:02:58,232 --> 00:03:00,359 Let's just destroy it and move on with our lives. 55 00:03:00,468 --> 00:03:03,266 This is not the actual evidence. It's just a list of the evidence. 56 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:06,703 And judging by the amount of boxes she has in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot. 57 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:10,436 A feeling? Oh, don't tell me you won't open it on ethical grounds? 58 00:03:10,544 --> 00:03:12,603 I'm not sure what I'm going to do. 59 00:03:12,713 --> 00:03:16,342 - What is with the insane moral code in this family? - Yes, we did it. 60 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:19,749 We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. The granite ones in front of the courthouse. 61 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:21,822 You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit. 62 00:03:21,922 --> 00:03:24,618 You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen? 63 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:26,590 Oh, who can remember. 64 00:03:26,694 --> 00:03:29,026 [Narrator] Lindsay's involvement began hours before... 65 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:31,496 when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined... 66 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:33,624 the Ten Commandments didn't belong there. 67 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:38,296 - And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette! - { Gasps] 68 00:03:38,405 --> 00:03:42,239 Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight. 69 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,250 I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 70 00:03:51,352 --> 00:03:54,150 - What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 71 00:03:54,255 --> 00:03:56,883 Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 72 00:03:56,991 --> 00:03:58,925 This family's already done more than its share. 73 00:03:59,026 --> 00:04:01,654 Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. 74 00:04:01,762 --> 00:04:05,596 And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father... 75 00:04:05,699 --> 00:04:09,931 and honor no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord." 76 00:04:10,037 --> 00:04:12,631 I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob. 77 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:15,300 - I told you someone would get hurt. - If I knew it was you... 78 00:04:15,409 --> 00:04:17,639 - I wouldn't have been so worried. - Hey, what happened to you? 79 00:04:17,745 --> 00:04:21,545 He was trying to help some handicapped girl up to the bleachers, and he fell. 80 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:25,016 It's just a sprain. But at least it's legitimate. 81 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:28,577 Ah, le clumsy adolescence. It's a phase we've all been through. 82 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:33,820 Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. 83 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:40,389 - Like a cat. - Wait a minute. They don't have ramps at your school? 84 00:04:40,501 --> 00:04:43,470 - Well, not up the bleachers. - You should threaten to sue. 85 00:04:43,571 --> 00:04:47,302 - It's free if it's just a threat, you know. - Hey, that's a good idea. 86 00:04:47,408 --> 00:04:49,569 No one's gonna sue anybody. I'm not gonna have my son... 87 00:04:49,677 --> 00:04:52,145 start abusing the legal system like the rest of this family. 88 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:56,706 After all, we're gonna need it for years to come. 89 00:04:56,817 --> 00:04:59,377 [Narrator] And that's when Michael decided to do the right thing. 90 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:07,553 So what do you think? Do we have a case against this idiot family or what? 91 00:05:07,661 --> 00:05:10,630 Well, that's actually why I wanted to talk to you, Maggie. 92 00:05:10,731 --> 00:05:16,363 You see, uh, it turns out that I am actually one of those idiots. 93 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:20,930 I might even be the main idiot. Well, I'm not the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge. 94 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:23,839 Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay? 95 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:26,276 And I want you to know that I never opened up this folder. 96 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:29,679 And if you could see my face... 97 00:05:29,783 --> 00:05:32,684 uh, you'd see how sorry I am that I lied to you. 98 00:05:36,056 --> 00:05:38,456 You feel sincere. 99 00:05:38,559 --> 00:05:42,518 Damn it. I have spent the last five hours hating you... 100 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:44,962 ever since I found out you were Michael Bluth in court. 101 00:05:45,065 --> 00:05:48,967 - What? How did you know? - I'm blind, Michael. 102 00:05:49,069 --> 00:05:51,435 - I'm not stuffed up. - You smelled me. 103 00:05:51,538 --> 00:05:55,269 - I smelled you, baby. - Maggie, why didn't you tell me at your house? 104 00:05:55,376 --> 00:05:57,401 And why did you give me this folder? 105 00:05:57,511 --> 00:06:01,072 I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list. 106 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:04,878 - This is a wish list. - I can't believe you set me up. 107 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:07,453 Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory? 108 00:06:07,554 --> 00:06:09,715 I know."Thou shalt not make up a name in vain." 109 00:06:09,823 --> 00:06:13,452 But, you know, I walked into that court, and I saw you there... 110 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:18,088 - and... this can't happen, right? - You're damn right this can't happen. 111 00:06:18,198 --> 00:06:20,996 Look at me. This could get me... Are you actually looking at me? 112 00:06:21,101 --> 00:06:24,093 - Yes, I am. - Okay. I could get disbarred for this. 113 00:06:24,204 --> 00:06:26,934 And your dad would have to spend tons more time in prison. 114 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:29,839 I gotta tell you something. The thing that really gets to me is... 115 00:06:29,944 --> 00:06:33,903 that I keep hearing that Michael Bluth is so... { Beeps] cute. 116 00:06:34,014 --> 00:06:39,646 Well, I know Maggie Lizer is adorable. You don't know what you're missing. 117 00:06:39,753 --> 00:06:41,482 - Really? - Really. 118 00:06:41,588 --> 00:06:46,218 - So what are we gonna do? - I guess we're just gonna have to go our separate ways... 119 00:06:46,327 --> 00:06:49,421 - and agree to never speak about this again. - That is probably best, huh? 120 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:53,591 The least you can do is buy me a drink. 121 00:06:53,701 --> 00:06:56,602 Hmm. Yeah. I'll stay for one drink. 122 00:07:01,642 --> 00:07:04,611 { Maggie Whooping] 123 00:07:08,182 --> 00:07:11,379 [Narrator] The next morning, Michael, once again, found himself at Maggie's. 124 00:07:11,485 --> 00:07:14,852 - And once again, berated himself for the mistake. - Oh, no. 125 00:07:14,955 --> 00:07:17,150 I'm supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad in half an hour. 126 00:07:17,257 --> 00:07:20,556 - I can't believe we did this again. - It was so stupid. 127 00:07:20,661 --> 00:07:26,293 Incredibly stupid. It's like we're making naughty sex even naughtier. 128 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,527 { Both Panting] 129 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:31,968 Oh, no. I was supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad a half an hour ago. 130 00:07:32,072 --> 00:07:34,370 Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. 131 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:37,035 This is the second most unethical thing I've ever done. 132 00:07:37,144 --> 00:07:40,136 - We cannot pretend that this didn't happen, Maggie. - Or that it won't happen again. 133 00:07:40,247 --> 00:07:44,013 - You think it's gonna happen again? - You tell me. 134 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:51,251 - Let's just assume that it will happen again at some time. - Right. Right. 135 00:07:51,358 --> 00:07:54,759 We just need to, you know, acknowledge this and keep it private... 136 00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:57,490 - and I don't think that there's anything wrong with that. - Right. 137 00:07:57,598 --> 00:08:00,692 I have a job, you know? I'm trying to keep a man in prison. 138 00:08:00,801 --> 00:08:03,827 - Right. And that man happens to be my father. - { Groans] 139 00:08:03,937 --> 00:08:07,566 - This could get ugly. - Well, it's like the Ten Commandments saying. 140 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:11,872 - "Be true to thine own self, and to thine own self..." - "Be true." Yeah. 141 00:08:11,979 --> 00:08:14,880 - Number seven. - We'll just have to keep it a secret. 142 00:08:14,982 --> 00:08:20,010 - Our secret. - Our dirty little secret. 143 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,883 - I think I'm ready now. - All right. 144 00:08:21,989 --> 00:08:24,116 Okay. 145 00:08:24,224 --> 00:08:28,024 [Narrator] Thirty-two minutes earlier, Gob, Lucille and Barry met with George Sr. 146 00:08:28,128 --> 00:08:32,258 - Where did you get this? - They don't call me a sleight-of-hand artist for nothing. 147 00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:37,702 [Narrator] Gob had switched out the file while his siblings discussed the Ten Commandments. 148 00:08:37,805 --> 00:08:40,603 [Lindsay] I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 149 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:44,143 - [Michael] What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 150 00:08:44,244 --> 00:08:48,112 [Michael] Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 151 00:08:48,215 --> 00:08:50,775 Now you love the Ten Commandments. 152 00:08:50,884 --> 00:08:54,183 Apparently, there are boxes of it at the prosecutor's house. 153 00:08:54,288 --> 00:08:57,223 I tracked down the address, and you should be thanking me for this. 154 00:08:57,324 --> 00:09:00,316 Michael didn't want you to have it. { Mocking] Mr. Moral. 155 00:09:00,427 --> 00:09:03,919 Mm. Yeah, we did something right there, huh? 156 00:09:04,031 --> 00:09:07,398 - So what do you think, Barry? - l-I haven't read it. 157 00:09:07,501 --> 00:09:10,470 I had a really interesting date last night. 158 00:09:10,571 --> 00:09:13,938 A woman who actually works two jobs. 159 00:09:15,342 --> 00:09:19,142 Well, it certainly looks like they've got a lot on us. 160 00:09:19,246 --> 00:09:22,409 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, you. I was raising the children. 161 00:09:22,516 --> 00:09:24,484 When was the last time you raised children? 162 00:09:24,585 --> 00:09:28,578 Excuse me? I've got two in the waiting room right this moment. 163 00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:30,919 [Narrator] In fact, Buster and Annyong... 164 00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:34,255 Lucille's newly adopted Korean child, were waiting. 165 00:09:34,361 --> 00:09:37,524 Wow. I wonder what they're talking about in there? 166 00:09:37,631 --> 00:09:41,761 - They don't tell you anything, huh? - They tell me things. 167 00:09:41,869 --> 00:09:45,771 It doesn't matter though, because Dad is gonna be in here a long time. 168 00:09:45,873 --> 00:09:48,341 - { Chuckles] - No. We have court day today. 169 00:09:48,442 --> 00:09:52,401 They take plea. Daddy come home. You out. 170 00:09:52,513 --> 00:09:55,141 [Narrator] Annyong had hit a nerve, and Buster recalled... 171 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:58,878 that right before George Sr. 's arrest, he'd made a similar threat. 172 00:09:58,986 --> 00:10:03,116 I said he could wear that tie. It looks better on him. 173 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:05,453 - No, no. Let me help you with that, son. - Oh. 174 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:09,689 Hey, enjoy yourself tonight, because you are out of here. 175 00:10:09,796 --> 00:10:14,324 I'm not gonna spend my retirement watching you wipe your nose on your sleeve. 176 00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:16,629 - I can't breathe, Dad. - Neither can I. 177 00:10:16,737 --> 00:10:20,070 - { Whimpers] - I haven't seen half this stuff... 178 00:10:20,174 --> 00:10:23,905 but they've got these kind of documents, uh, we've gotta get rid of this. 179 00:10:24,011 --> 00:10:27,845 If you're thinking of stealing the evidence, that is a very big offense. 180 00:10:27,948 --> 00:10:32,885 l-I think I'm gonna say that I signed myself out about 10 minutes ago. 181 00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:35,216 You're right. You can't afford to get caught. 182 00:10:35,322 --> 00:10:38,849 I don't need my lawyer in prison. We'll have Gob break in. 183 00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:43,419 Well, gee, Dad, I've got a wife now. 184 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,498 I don't think that I can afford to get caught either. 185 00:10:45,599 --> 00:10:50,832 Good point. You might want to change out of that sweater. 186 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:53,338 Tell me again why this isn't wrong. 187 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,671 Look. We are just... we're two adults. We've got absolutely nothing... 188 00:10:56,777 --> 00:11:00,178 - Cops. Hide. - [Man] Ms. Lizer. 189 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,373 - It's Officer Kelley. - Oh, hi. 190 00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:05,212 Your office has asked me to come pick you up. It's a surprise. 191 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:10,987 - I just winked. It's a surprise witness. - Oh, great. 192 00:11:11,091 --> 00:11:12,956 - Um... - How are we doing? 193 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:17,520 I'll just put my dog inside, and then I will be right with you. 194 00:11:17,631 --> 00:11:20,259 I'll take the dog, okay? I've already missed my meeting. You go ahead. 195 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:23,165 - Just put him through the doggy door. - Okay. 196 00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,795 - And, uh, I'll see you in court. - Yeah. 197 00:11:25,906 --> 00:11:28,374 - My dad's not gonna put himself in prison for life. - Yeah. 198 00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:30,033 - Bye. Kiss. - Oh. 199 00:11:30,143 --> 00:11:33,738 [Narrator] And Gob decided to pass offhis break-in assignment to Tobias. 200 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:38,750 Hey, there's the cat. Sorry you couldn't have been down at the prison with us. 201 00:11:38,852 --> 00:11:42,913 - Dad was asking all about you. - Oh. I doubt that very much. 202 00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:47,824 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. He feels you've been sucking off this family far too long. 203 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:52,729 If you don't start pulling your weight around here, it's gonna be shape up or ship up. 204 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:57,099 You know, try as I might, I cannot seem to impress that man. 205 00:11:57,204 --> 00:12:00,833 Isn't that funny... { Chuckles]... I'm about to knock his socks off again. 206 00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:04,399 Yeah, I'm gonna break into this house that's got a bunch of evidence in it. 207 00:12:04,511 --> 00:12:07,241 just to borrow it. Ensure his freedom forever. 208 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:08,782 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 209 00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:12,081 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 210 00:12:12,185 --> 00:12:15,313 { Whispering] This kind of agility? 211 00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:18,585 Let's go, little man. 212 00:12:18,692 --> 00:12:23,152 [Narrator] Michael, meanwhile, had decided to see what life in Maggie's world was like. 213 00:12:24,197 --> 00:12:27,826 All right. Okay. 214 00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:29,993 All right. Okay. 215 00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:36,031 - Okay. - This guy's the real deal. He's on the inside. 216 00:12:36,143 --> 00:12:40,102 - But, he's got some demands. - This could be the break we wanted. 217 00:12:40,213 --> 00:12:43,444 - This is District Attorney Lizer. - All right. What do you want? 218 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:47,680 Uh, l-I want immunity for me and my mom... 219 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,621 and I want my dad to stay in prison. 220 00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:53,955 - Also, can you send Annyong back to Korea? - Huh? 221 00:12:55,662 --> 00:12:58,256 - [Man] Hey.! - Justice! 222 00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:00,458 - { Horn Honking] - [Tires Screeching] 223 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:03,866 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Maggie's interrogation of Buster was proving fruitless. 224 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:08,464 Do you know anything about your father's trips overseas? 225 00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:12,011 I knew I'd have a fun time at home alone with Mom. 226 00:13:12,112 --> 00:13:16,913 Fine. Did you ever see him return from these trips... 227 00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:19,144 - with anything unusual? - Yeah. 228 00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:21,720 He came back home once with a black statue... 229 00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:24,655 with an erect penis. 230 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:27,386 It stayed in our living room until my aunt objected. 231 00:13:28,929 --> 00:13:32,228 What about business associates? 232 00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,232 - I have none. - All right. 233 00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:37,997 This guy's wasting our time. Take away his grilled cheese. 234 00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:42,235 { Stammering] Wait, wait, wait, wait. 235 00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:45,505 If it's evidence you want, I know where they keep it. According to my brother... 236 00:13:45,612 --> 00:13:48,445 there are boxes of evidence in a house on Scenic View Drive. 237 00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:52,177 - Isn't that where you live? - Yeah. 238 00:13:52,285 --> 00:13:56,346 And I'm headed there now. 239 00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:59,914 [Narrator] Tobias, meanwhile, had used his catlike agility... 240 00:14:00,026 --> 00:14:04,156 - to get the evidence at Maggie's house. - The cat is in. 241 00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:07,722 [Narrator] Unfortunately, it was just as Maggie came home. 242 00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:11,934 { Sniffing] 243 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,844 { Sniffs] Is there someone here? 244 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,072 [Narrator] Tobias, concerned about Maggie's heightened sense of smell... 245 00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:23,809 set off to cloak himself in her scent. 246 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,830 - And Michael was at the vet's office. - Justice is fine. 247 00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:47,566 - Great. - Although, dressing him up like a seeing-eye dog... 248 00:14:47,674 --> 00:14:50,142 - seems a little cruel. - Cruel? 249 00:14:50,243 --> 00:14:52,234 Well, yeah, because he can't see. 250 00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:54,677 What are you talking about? 251 00:14:54,781 --> 00:14:57,409 Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind. 252 00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:06,317 justice cannot be blind, Doc. 253 00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:09,987 He's got a handle and everything. Come on, boy. 254 00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:17,669 Maybe his peripheral isn't great... 255 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:20,239 but he's been leading a blind woman around. 256 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,740 I think she's been leading him around. 257 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:26,802 But that would mean that Maggie isn't blind. 258 00:15:26,913 --> 00:15:29,541 [Narrator] In fact, Maggie wasn't blind... 259 00:15:29,649 --> 00:15:32,243 - but had been pretending to be... - Son of a bitch. 260 00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:34,820 since she found it helpful in taking the LSATs. 261 00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:37,389 "D." "B" places fourth. 262 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:45,554 - "A"? - Finding it a tremendous boon to her professional life... 263 00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:49,965 - Maggie continued the ruse. - I submit into evidence this wine glass... 264 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,538 - with the defendant's fingerprints. - { Glass Shatters] 265 00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:58,942 - Don't worry. You're so ahead. - { Clicks Tongue, Chuckles] 266 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,343 Her ability to see, however... 267 00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:03,575 was currently proving a disadvantage... 268 00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:06,675 as she couldn't reveal to the man she recognized as Tobias... 269 00:16:06,786 --> 00:16:10,222 that she knew he was there without betraying her secret. 270 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:22,364 And Tobias was finding her an uncannily difficult blind girl to outmaneuver. 271 00:16:29,576 --> 00:16:32,545 Their game of cat and mouse continued. 272 00:16:36,983 --> 00:16:39,781 Until Michael showed up to return Justice. 273 00:16:39,886 --> 00:16:43,845 Oh, Justice, what is it, boy? What is it? 274 00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:47,825 Is there some jackass in my bathrobe? 275 00:16:47,928 --> 00:16:51,056 - { Spraying] - { Both Screaming] 276 00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:53,962 Oh! I can't see! 277 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:57,434 And later, the family gathered at the courthouse to respond to the plea offer. 278 00:16:57,537 --> 00:17:01,268 They don't have a case against us. I took care of everything. 279 00:17:01,374 --> 00:17:05,174 - Something smells wonderful. - Well, thank you. 280 00:17:05,278 --> 00:17:08,076 Would that I could say that I wore it to impress you... 281 00:17:08,181 --> 00:17:13,619 but, no, I'm afraid it's merely a cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon. 282 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,087 Who else have we got? What about Buster? 283 00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:20,785 Worst-case scenario he gets caught, no more Buster. 284 00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:23,692 I'm not going anywhere. You're the one who's staying put. 285 00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,425 Not me. You. 286 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:30,094 What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? 287 00:17:32,405 --> 00:17:36,205 [Narrator] Outside the courthouse, Surely Fünke was addressing the crowd. 288 00:17:36,309 --> 00:17:38,607 George Michael prepared to confront her about it. 289 00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:42,113 Not just to me, but to all handicapped kids out there... 290 00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:46,345 who are sick and tired of sitting in the front rows at basketball games. 291 00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:49,354 [Narrator] George Michael spotted his father... 292 00:17:49,456 --> 00:17:53,119 and not wanting to appear to be abusing the legal system, found a place to hide. 293 00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:58,493 Michael, determined to expose Maggie, hid to avoid tipping his hand. 294 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:04,459 It was then, however, that Lindsay's advocacy group had their big moment. 295 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,208 Hey, George Michael, what are you doing here? 296 00:18:09,309 --> 00:18:12,767 I just thought I'd come down and see the family. See everyone. 297 00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:14,506 - Oh. - That's why I'm here. 298 00:18:14,614 --> 00:18:17,139 Well, pal, you don't need to do that. You can head on home. 299 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,241 Why don't you go help that handicapped friend of yours? 300 00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:23,311 - She kind of lied to me. - I was recently lied to myself. 301 00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:26,256 And for what it's worth, George Michael, you cannot let people get away with that. 302 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,486 It's just so hard to know what the right thing to do is. 303 00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:31,564 I know it. It's not like there's some list of rules... 304 00:18:31,665 --> 00:18:33,963 - handed down to us from on high. - No. 305 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,058 Watch your head. 306 00:18:38,104 --> 00:18:41,733 - [Loud Crash] - [Car Alarm Blaring] 307 00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:49,377 So Michael set out to expose in court that Maggie wasn't really blind. 308 00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:52,508 - She's right there. What are we gonna do? - I got a plan. 309 00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:55,918 Your Honor, the purpose of a court of law is to find the truth... 310 00:18:56,022 --> 00:18:59,082 which is why witnesses swear on this. 311 00:18:59,192 --> 00:19:01,217 After all, they sayjustice is blind. 312 00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:05,661 Surely, she has enough sight to catch the truth... 313 00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:08,563 before it hits her in the face. 314 00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:11,136 - Objection, Your... - { All Gasp] 315 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,673 [Narrator] Unfortunately, Maggie had been temporarily blinded that day. 316 00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:17,470 - I can't see! - Bailiff. 317 00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:19,545 That was my plan. What do you got? 318 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:25,306 [Narrator] So George Michael decided to once and for all put an end to Surely Fünke. 319 00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,148 - I need to talk to you. - And this is the man who inspired me. 320 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:32,213 - George Michael Bluth. - [Scattered Applause] 321 00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:35,089 He is the one who is responsible for the new ramps at our school. 322 00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:39,154 And he will carry on my legacy and put an end to B.S. 323 00:19:45,472 --> 00:19:50,808 - Surely can beat this thing. - { Together] No more B.S. No more B.S. 324 00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:54,869 [Narrator] And Michael reunited with Maggie, who had been kicked off the case. 325 00:19:54,981 --> 00:19:57,677 I really thought you were lying to me. I am so sorry. 326 00:19:57,784 --> 00:20:01,584 Michael, I've been doing this blind act thing for years. It's wacked. 327 00:20:01,688 --> 00:20:05,317 - Are you going to admit that you were faking it? - I think I'm gonna go for... 328 00:20:05,425 --> 00:20:09,293 "I was struck by the Bible and it restored my sight." 329 00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:10,794 { Laughs] 330 00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:16,130 So what about us? We were starting to establish some trust... 331 00:20:16,236 --> 00:20:18,295 except for all the lies. 332 00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:20,599 You know, I was originally looking for something completely uncomplicated. 333 00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:24,165 Yeah. Me too. Forget it. This is so over. 334 00:20:24,277 --> 00:20:27,337 You know, we're saying good-bye, and this is actually the first time... 335 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:29,540 that I feel that you can really see me. 336 00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:32,277 Yeah. 337 00:20:32,385 --> 00:20:36,344 We're just two people staring at each other... 338 00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:41,359 fully exposed in a court of law. 339 00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:49,064 ?? [Pop] 340 00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:57,869 justice! { Whistles] 341 00:20:57,977 --> 00:21:00,502 On the next Arrested Development. 342 00:21:00,613 --> 00:21:04,014 Barry gets a sign from God. 343 00:21:04,117 --> 00:21:07,177 I will obey your will. I will lead a good life. 344 00:21:09,322 --> 00:21:11,290 Well, the hell with this then! 345 00:21:11,391 --> 00:21:14,849 And Maggie is replaced with a new, less generous, prosecutor. 346 00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:17,452 I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.