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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family</i>
<i>who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son</i>
<i>who had no choice...</i>

3
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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

4
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<i>It's</i> Arrested Development.

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The local colleges
are on spring break...

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and things are heating up
in Newport Beach.

7
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<i>George Michael was off</i>
<i>from school for two weeks...</i>

8
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<i>and was enjoying spending time</i>
<i>with his uncle.</i>

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I'm intercepting
some telepathic energy...

10
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that's telling me
it's the eight of diamonds.

11
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That's amazingly close.

12
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Gee, I got it wrong. Well.

13
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I guess you won
the shirt off my back.

14
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- Okay, that's amazing.
- It's the queen of diamonds.

15
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No, no, no. I had... But if that
had been the actual card...

16
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I'm pretty sure I'd be
almost too blown away.

17
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You know, it's a new trick, so I'm
still kind of tweaking my nipples...

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- The presentation was great.
- <i>Hey. Whoa!</i>

19
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What's going on here, huh? George
Michael, you should get to school.

20
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No, we're off for two weeks.
Gob's teaching me some new tricks.

21
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Spring break!
It's my favorite holiday.

22
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Nothing gets me more excited.

23
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I can see that.
You might wanna button that shirt up.

24
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No, I'm good.
Anyway, listen, Michael.

25
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I need the yacht.

26
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I kind of made a commitment.

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<i>One year earlier, Gob had appeared...</i>

28
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<i>on a youth-oriented</i>
<i>music network...</i>

29
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<i>Newport Beach."</i>

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Now that I've gotten
your attention...

31
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I'd like to announce
that one year from today...

32
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I shall make that
beautiful yacht disappear.

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<i>Wow. He's amazing.</i>

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He hasn't done it, and you're
holding a four of spades in your hand.

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I don't care.
I'm loving the ride, you know?

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- How are you gonna do it?
- Well, you've got two weeks off.

37
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You're about to find out.

38
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Maybe we'll meet a couple
young coeds along the way.

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- How young is too young for you?
- That's not gonna happen, okay?

40
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There's not gonna be any coeds. There
certainly isn't gonna be any magic.

41
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It is a path to a lonely life
where people mock you.

42
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- And you don't even realize it.
- Michael, I'm a magi...

43
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I see what you did.

44
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You're not dressed yet? I thought you
were working for me today at the office.

45
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You guys stay open
during spring break?

46
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We're not Orthodox.
But don't worry about it.

47
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Kitty's coming back,
and it's just in time.

48
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Although she's caused nothing but
problems since she's worked for me.

49
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Kitty, isn't that your phone?

50
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<i>No, I'm on the phone with your dad.</i>
<i>That one's your line.</i>

51
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<i>Kitty, these are not the files I asked for.</i>

52
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Oh, then I don't know
what I shredded.

53
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Have you had a chance
to type up that report yet?

54
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- No, I have been Googling your father.
- So I've heard.

55
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She's been out for two weeks
with this chest thing...

56
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but she's had no problems cashing
the checks I've been sending her.

57
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Speaking of which,
have we gotten anything from Nana?

58
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Buster got a perforated heart
and Gob got that receding hairline...

59
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but you and I pretty much
dodged the bullet.

60
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No, I meant in the mail. She usually
sends checks for Maeby's birthday.

61
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There's been cash coming in?
Have you been holding out on me?

62
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No. No, I've been investing it.

63
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Let's face it.
I'm better with money than you are.

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- Better at spending it.
- Okay, I tell you what.

65
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I'll take you down to see Nana
if you split the money with me 60/40.

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- 55/55.
- Deal.

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Sounds like you guys are
getting more than you think.

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We should go now
before your dad gets back.

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- No need going halfsies with him too.
- Right.

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<i>In fact, Tobias had gone to prison...</i>

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<i>to research the role of Frightened Inmate #2</i>
<i>for a film.</i>

72
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<i>This came at a bad time</i>
<i>for George Sr...</i>

73
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<i>who was in a conflict with a</i>
<i>prisoner named White Power Bill...</i>

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<i>a conflict Tobias</i>
<i>inadvertently helped him solve.</i>

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I sold you for
a pack of cigarettes.

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But didn't you come here
to research the nature of fear?

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I can't think of a better
teacher than White Power Bill.

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He's like a master's course
unto himself.

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So you think I'm a coward.

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There's only one man
I've ever called "coward".

81
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That's Brian Doyle-Murray.

82
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<i>No.</i>

83
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What I'm calling you...

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is a television actor.

85
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Ouch.

86
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<i>And so, Tobias remained in prison...</i>

87
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<i>as Lindsay and Maeby arrived at Nana's.</i>

88
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Remember,
she's a very old woman.

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We're going to get in,
get the cash and get out.

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Is this who I think it is?

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Nana!

92
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<i>Unfortunately, the woman</i>
<i>who now lived there was not their Nana.</i>

93
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A fact that took Lindsay and Maeby
an hour and a half to ascertain.

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Go! Go! It's not her!
Drop the photo album!

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- We're not in the photo album!
- Drop the pie!

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<i>And Michael arrived at work to find Kitty.</i>

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Hey, Kitty, how are you feeling?

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Much better.
Man, I was really stuffed up there!

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Up here, Michael. Up here.

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Why'd you have to get sick now?
What was the rush?

101
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<i>In fact, it was</i>
<i>the previous year's spring break...</i>

102
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<i>that was responsible</i>
<i>for Kitty's rush...</i>

103
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<i>when the makers</i>
<i>of the popular video series...</i>

104
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Girls With Low Self-Esteem,
<i>chose not to include her.</i>

105
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<i>Okay, we got all the good stuffhere.</i>

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Let's just say I'm looking forward
to a more successful spring break.

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- "Break"? You were just out.
- That was my sick leave.

108
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- This is vacation.
- No, you're not going on vacation.

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<i>Oh, yes, I absolutely am!</i>

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If you need me,
I will be at Senor Tadpoles...

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- having a margarita made in my mouth.
- No, no. Hey.

112
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Kitty, there will be no
margarita in your mouth.

113
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Oh, yes, there absolutely will be
a margarita in my mouth!

114
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Spring break!

115
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- Up here, Michael. Up here.
- Put the shirt back down and keep on moving.

116
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You're fired.

117
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I work for your father. You don't have
the hiring and firing power.

118
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I absolutely do, and you're fired.

119
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I don't think your father is
gonna be very happy about this.

120
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But take a good look,
'cause it's the last time!

121
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That's the seventh nipple
I've seen today.

122
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<i>And Michael was called to the prison.</i>

123
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<i>What are you doing firing Kitty?</i>
<i>You can't fire Kitty.</i>

124
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- First of all, you don't
have hiring and firing power.
- I do.

125
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- And I had to. She's crazy.
- That's why you don't fire her.

126
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You don't fire crazy.
You never fire crazy.

127
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Dad, she's incompetent.
She's completely unprofessional.

128
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Look, she just came back from
sick leave, uh, with these...

129
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Oh, my God, you paid
for those, didn't you?

130
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You got carried away. Hell,
I've been so corrupted by my power...

131
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that I even enjoyed
firing my own twin brother.

132
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You should have seen his face
when he was begging me not to.

133
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Well, he's my twin brother.
I can show you.

134
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It was funny.
But, you know...

135
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Kitty had access
to all kinds of information.

136
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God knows what she poked
her nose into.

137
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There's enough evidence
on this boat to put me away.

138
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The only real thing
I have...

139
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Oh, God, there's nothing
to hold on to down there.

140
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- You're like a boy.
- What's wrong with you?

141
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All these books are cooked!

142
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- I'm sorry. I gotta do my job.
- And I gotta get out of prison.

143
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Next time someone threatens me,
I may not have a son-in-law to offer.

144
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I can't come in here
all the t... "Offer"?

145
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I may not have a son-in-law
to offer me counseling.

146
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You know, he should have stayed a shrink.
He's very gifted, you know.

147
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<i>In fact, Tobias had even</i>
<i>produced a videotape...</i>

148
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<i>but its brief success</i>
<i>was due to its misleading name.</i>

149
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<i>Once this was discovered,</i>
<i>all but 10 of the videos were returned.</i>

150
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Hire Kitty back, okay?
For the company. No, no.

151
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For me, Michael.

152
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- It is kind of a funny face.
- Oh, come on, now.

153
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There's just absolutely no purse
that will go with this outfit.

154
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You've got a little pocket
there, Annyong.

155
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<i>Annyong.</i>

156
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That's not getting old.

157
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- Where's Nana?
- I sent her on a wonderful cruise.

158
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You just missed
a wonderful call from her.

159
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She just came back from a wonderful
costume party that the captain threw.

160
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She gained 10 pounds...
there's so much food on that boat.

161
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She's up to 74!

162
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It's wonderful, just wonderful.

163
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<i>In fact, Lucille's mother</i>
<i>had been dead for six months.</i>

164
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She tried pesto
for the first time.

165
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Can you believe that?

166
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Ninety-two years old,
and she never tried pesto.

167
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<i>Lucille feared that the family would</i>
<i>come after the inheritance if they found out.</i>

168
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Was she on the phone, Annyong?

169
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<i>Annyong.</i>

170
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Emery board.

171
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Isn't he great?
And he goes with everything.

172
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<i>Meanwhile, Gob was adjusting</i>
<i>to a new companion ofhis own.</i>

173
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<i>That's not the end of the trick.</i>
<i>There's a big surprise coming.</i>

174
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Take your T-shirt off, please.

175
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What? Oh, you changed the trick.
It's a different trick.

176
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If I roll up this T-shirt,
put it in this hat...

177
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<i>Gob! Hey, George Michael.</i>

178
00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:11,891
Hang on. We're in
the middle of something.

179
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If you'll be so kind as to
expose your breast, please.

180
00:09:15,038 --> 00:09:18,303
No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey,
what the hell are you doing?

181
00:09:18,408 --> 00:09:20,968
Dad, it's misdirection. You're supposed
to keep your eye on the shirt in the hat.

182
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Get downstairs right now.
Come on.

183
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- Buddy, what are you doing here?
- I'm dying to see how he
makes this yacht disappear.

184
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He's not going to make
the yacht disappear. I told him that.

185
00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:34,752
It's driving me crazy. It's like a mind
puzzle, an awesome mind puzzle.

186
00:09:34,858 --> 00:09:36,758
<i>Michael looked at his son and saw...</i>

187
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<i>that he truly was inspired</i>
<i>by his uncle</i>...

188
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<i>that perhaps the boy</i>
<i>actually admired him.</i>

189
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I gotta get you out of here. You're
gonna come work with me at the office.

190
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Go wait in the stair car.

191
00:09:47,304 --> 00:09:51,434
Hey, I want you to explain something to me.
I'm out looking for Kitty...

192
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and I find my son in the middle of
a <i>Girls With Low Self-Esteem</i> video.

193
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Don't worry. He's gonna be covered
with a blue dot. He approached me.

194
00:09:57,814 --> 00:10:00,214
And as for Kitty,
I think you're crazy to have fired her.

195
00:10:00,317 --> 00:10:02,308
Who knows what kind
of information she has?

196
00:10:02,419 --> 00:10:05,479
He's my brother,
and he's never even said "Good job."

197
00:10:05,589 --> 00:10:07,614
I just want him to love me,
you know?

198
00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:11,683
Wow, you get really girlie after, huh?

199
00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:15,526
Yeah, she definitely knows way too much.
Well, go get her. It's the holidays.

200
00:10:15,632 --> 00:10:18,123
- I'm sure she's down at Senor Tadpoles.
- Right.

201
00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,203
Having a cocktail made
in her mouth. All right.

202
00:10:20,303 --> 00:10:23,636
I'm gonna go take care of that.
In the meantime, stay away from my son.

203
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,674
<i>Wow, Michael, I'm really hurt.</i>

204
00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:28,676
<i>It's family. What's more important</i>
<i>than family, Michael?</i>

205
00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:31,303
- This yacht?
- Of course not, Gob.

206
00:10:31,414 --> 00:10:33,541
You'd make the deal?
Because I'd sign off on that right now.

207
00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:37,051
<i>I stay away from your son,:</i>
<i>you let me use the yacht.</i>

208
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:39,348
The holidays really brings out
the best in you.

209
00:10:39,456 --> 00:10:40,980
Well...

210
00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:43,423
<i>Meanwhile, Tobias found</i>
<i>his experience as a therapist...</i>

211
00:10:43,526 --> 00:10:45,426
<i>was helping him deal</i>
<i>with his new cell mate.</i>

212
00:10:45,528 --> 00:10:47,519
<i>Yes, but where does</i>
<i>the hate come from, Bill?</i>

213
00:10:47,631 --> 00:10:51,431
- What causes it?
- TheJews, I guess.

214
00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:53,434
Sure. But I think you need
to look deeper.

215
00:10:53,536 --> 00:10:55,504
I think these are issues
of self-esteem.

216
00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:58,005
<i>I know what it's like.</i>
<i>I know how it feels...</i>

217
00:10:58,108 --> 00:11:00,668
to have a father,
or, in my case, a father-in-law...

218
00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:02,677
who doesn't respect you.

219
00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:04,940
"Anyhoo," we have very
little time...

220
00:11:05,048 --> 00:11:07,846
before this, uh, 4:00 pounding
you promised me.

221
00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:10,078
I'm gonna take a shot
at something and say...

222
00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:13,883
that I think you hate
White Power Bill.

223
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:17,687
- I hate you!
- You hate White Power Bill.

224
00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:21,355
- I hate the government!
- You hate White Power Bill.

225
00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:26,197
I hate my father!
- <i>Recreation.</i>
<i>All prisoners, one hour.</i>

226
00:11:26,303 --> 00:11:30,069
Go get 'em.

227
00:11:31,474 --> 00:11:34,307
I hate White Power Bill.

228
00:11:34,411 --> 00:11:37,039
<i>I got a prisoner down! Prisoner down!</i>

229
00:11:37,147 --> 00:11:39,877
- You killed him.
- Well, l...

230
00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:43,475
Like Dorothy.
The Wicked Witch is dead.

231
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:47,147
All hail Dorothy!

232
00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:51,660
<i>And at an elegant restaurant,</i>
<i>Michael asked Kitty to come back.</i>

233
00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:56,221
Who are you asking back, Michael?
Me? Or these?

234
00:11:56,333 --> 00:12:00,167
I want you all back.
I want the whole gang. Okay? Please, Kitty?

235
00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:02,397
I'm trying
real hard here, you know.

236
00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:06,202
Can we just make believe that none of
this ever happened and just start fresh?

237
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,402
Michael, of course I'll come back.

238
00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:10,411
'Cause I never really left...

239
00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:12,981
because we both know
that you can't fire people.

240
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,313
No, I did fire you,
and now I'm hiring you back.

241
00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:17,648
You don't have authority
over me.

242
00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:20,416
- They don't have nachos here.
- You know what? Why don't we forget it?

243
00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:22,753
Because I've been trying to be
very, very generous to you...

244
00:12:22,859 --> 00:12:25,794
and you don't respect me,
so I'm firing you, okay?

245
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:30,127
- You are fired.
- All right, Michael.

246
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,758
But I know where things are
and you don't...

247
00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:36,828
and you are asking
for a whole world of trouble.

248
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:39,135
If you're threatening me,
you're gonna be very sorry.

249
00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:42,177
- Are you threatening me?
- Yeah, that's a threat. I'm threatening you.

250
00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:45,611
Did you hear that everyone?
Michael Bluth is threatening me!

251
00:12:45,715 --> 00:12:49,014
I've gotta get out of here.
I'm a part of the story.

252
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:52,179
I can't be a part of the story.
I can't be a part of the story.

253
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:55,883
Say good-bye
to your company, Michael.

254
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,222
- And say good-bye to these.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

255
00:12:58,328 --> 00:13:00,228
'Cause it's the last time.

256
00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:09,061
A woman shows all during a fracas
at a local restaurant, sources say.

257
00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:14,575
<i>George Michael was working</i>
<i>harder than ever over his spring break...</i>

258
00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:17,443
<i>filling in for the now</i>
<i>twice-fired Kitty.</i>

259
00:13:17,549 --> 00:13:19,710
Look at us working together.
You get the hang of this...

260
00:13:19,818 --> 00:13:22,013
and this could be your summer.

261
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,111
I don't know, Dad. I really wanted
to see Gob's magic show and...

262
00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:28,283
No, you don't. Isn't this much more fun,
working with your Dad?

263
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:30,623
- It's just, there was some other...
- You gonna get that?

264
00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:34,464
- Thanks, Laura.
- Good afternoon. Bluth Company.

265
00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:38,127
Talk you off?
Talk you off what, Pop-Pop?

266
00:13:39,504 --> 00:13:41,802
George Michael.
I thought you were, um...

267
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:45,034
When's that voice gonna drop?
Where's Kitty?

268
00:13:45,143 --> 00:13:48,476
I think Dad fired her again.
He wants to talk to you.

269
00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:52,016
I don't wanna talk to him.
I made my decision, and that's that.

270
00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:55,917
Oh, you heard?
Yeah. All right.

271
00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:03,157
- What did he say?
- If I clean it up, it's not really a sentence.

272
00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:06,355
<i>And so, George Sr. made another call.</i>

273
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:09,865
Kitty's on the loose. I need you
to make something disappear for me.

274
00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:13,131
just some books in that cooler
marked "Maddas."

275
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,763
- Great.
- <i>George Sr. hung up...</i>

276
00:14:15,874 --> 00:14:18,900
<i>confident that his problems</i>
<i>would finally be taken care of.</i>

277
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,978
Hey, LittleJustice.

278
00:14:21,079 --> 00:14:23,912
You, uh, painted your shoes red.

279
00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:27,348
Call me the Tin Man.
I'm a Friend of Dorothy's now.

280
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:30,910
- <i>And she wants to see you.</i>
- <i>And back at the office...</i>

281
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:34,685
<i>Lindsay arrived with her daughter</i>
<i>and her mounting suspicions.</i>

282
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:37,626
Mom says she sent Nana on a cruise.

283
00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:39,560
You're still on this?
How much was in those birthday cards?

284
00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:42,531
It's not about the money,
Michael. It's about Nana.

285
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,534
I think Mom sent her
to a nursing home...

286
00:14:44,636 --> 00:14:47,400
some gray, windowless room...
against her will.

287
00:14:47,505 --> 00:14:50,963
- So what was it like out there today?
- Nice. Sunny.

288
00:14:51,075 --> 00:14:52,872
Wow.

289
00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:55,468
So, how do you think Gob's gonna
make this yacht disappear?

290
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,140
Well, I'll be working here,
so I guess I'll never know.

291
00:14:58,249 --> 00:15:00,410
The only real way to find out
how it's done...

292
00:15:00,518 --> 00:15:02,418
is to sneak on the boat
while he does it.

293
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,455
But if he makes it disappear,
won't everyone see me standing there?

294
00:15:05,557 --> 00:15:10,790
Let's just sit quietly and consider
how ridiculous that statement was.

295
00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:15,397
Anyways, if it was me,
that's what I would do.

296
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,400
I wanna check out
Mom's financial activity.

297
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,561
Call her banks,
maybe run a hospital search.

298
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:21,832
<i>It's gonna mean a lot of</i>
<i>hard work, but I'll put somebody on it.</i>

299
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:24,841
George Michael.

300
00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:27,275
Where is George Michael?

301
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:29,312
<i>In fact, at Maeby's suggestion...</i>

302
00:15:29,414 --> 00:15:32,042
<i>George Michael was off to visit</i>
<i>his Uncle Gob.</i>

303
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:34,084
Hi, Uncle Gob.
I came by to see...

304
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:36,244
if you need any help
with your magic show.

305
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:39,585
- Great.
- I think it's so great that you're doing this.

306
00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:43,183
- I'm prepping right now.
- How'd you get my Dad's permission?

307
00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:45,091
<i>Suddenly, Gob remembered</i>
<i>the promise he had made...</i>

308
00:15:45,196 --> 00:15:47,130
<i>to stay away from Michael's son.</i>

309
00:15:47,232 --> 00:15:49,757
None of your damn business.
Get the hell out of here.

310
00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:51,802
- What?
- You don't have the magic in you!

311
00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:53,803
You never did!
You don't have it here!

312
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:58,600
So take a look. It's the last time
you're gonna see these.

313
00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:03,142
- Sorry, kid, more than you'll ever...
- What?

314
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:07,742
Beat it!
- <i>As Gob was forced</i>
<i>to send away someone he loved</i>...

315
00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:10,616
- You'll be missed.
- <i>George Sr. was forced to visit...</i>

316
00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:14,385
<i>someone he had once tried</i>
<i>to shove out of a moving car.</i>

317
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,660
- Welcome.
- You're Dorothy?

318
00:16:18,763 --> 00:16:21,789
I thought the two of us
could talk, man-on-man.

319
00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:26,093
<i>I'm afraid I'm serious.</i>

320
00:16:26,204 --> 00:16:28,172
<i>I</i> bought you.

321
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:32,736
- Remember to let it steep for five minutes.
- Oh, dear God.

322
00:16:32,844 --> 00:16:34,812
I've been in this family
for 16 years...

323
00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:37,143
and I don't think we've
ever had a conversation.

324
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:39,580
- I'm not gonna discuss this.
- You hate me.

325
00:16:39,684 --> 00:16:42,278
Yeah, I do hate you.
You took my daughter...

326
00:16:42,387 --> 00:16:44,912
my precious little girl...
and moved her away...

327
00:16:45,023 --> 00:16:48,254
and now I'm here, and I am afraid
I will never get her back.

328
00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:50,919
Afraid. You're afraid.

329
00:16:51,029 --> 00:16:53,497
Fear has turned into hate.

330
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:56,999
So Frightened Inmate #2
isn't frightened at all.

331
00:16:57,101 --> 00:17:01,094
He's angry.
He's a crabby old coot...

332
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:03,196
and he needs love...

333
00:17:03,308 --> 00:17:05,503
just like everyone.

334
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,601
Get your...
hands off of me.

335
00:17:07,712 --> 00:17:10,579
Shh. Don't be scared.

336
00:17:18,289 --> 00:17:20,985
<i>And on the beach,</i>
<i>the show was beginning.</i>

337
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:32,000
<i>Any magician can make</i>
<i>the queen of diamonds disappear...</i>

338
00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:35,561
but what about a whole boat?

339
00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:02,264
<i>Mom, have you seen</i>
<i>George Michael?</i>

340
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,801
We just got here.
I couldn't find my keys.

341
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,893
- I can never find anything in here.
- We love you!

342
00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:12,867
Where once there was a yacht,
now there is naught!

343
00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:28,725
- All right. So how'd you do it?
- Michael, a magician never reveals his...

344
00:18:28,826 --> 00:18:31,124
I sunk it!
I sunk the yacht!

345
00:18:31,229 --> 00:18:35,131
<i>At least I think I sunk it. I mean,</i>
<i>I blew it up, and I don't see it anywhere.</i>

346
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,667
My heart was in my throat when
that curtain came down and...

347
00:18:37,769 --> 00:18:38,770
- You sank the yacht?
- Shh!

348
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:39,668
- You sank the yacht?
- Shh!

349
00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:43,332
- You sunk a $700,000 yacht?
- $900,000 worth of insurance on it.

350
00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:47,002
And got rid of the evidence.
How about a "good job"?

351
00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:50,478
<i>Seeing a window of opportunity,</i>
<i>Lucille made a startling announcement.</i>

352
00:18:50,581 --> 00:18:53,106
- Nana was on that yacht!
- What?

353
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,777
- <i>You killed Nana!</i>
- <i>She's lying!</i>

354
00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:58,117
Nana wasn't on that yacht.
She's fine.

355
00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,816
She's been dead for six months.
- <i>Lindsay had learned</i>
<i>this information</i>...

356
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:03,894
- For about six months.
- <i>when she spoke to the family's personal banker.</i>

357
00:19:03,995 --> 00:19:06,361
<i>Later, fearing that</i>
<i>Lindsay was onto her...</i>

358
00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:08,364
<i>Lucille went to the bank herself.</i>

359
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:11,663
<i>There must be somewhere I can put</i>
<i>this money where it can't be touched.</i>

360
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:13,896
I suppose you could keep it
in your purse.

361
00:19:14,005 --> 00:19:17,133
Very funny, but I'm
not carrying a purse.

362
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,300
<i>Where's the money, Mom?</i>
<i>I want the money.</i>

363
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:23,073
You can't have it.
It's in a trust fund for Annyong.

364
00:19:23,181 --> 00:19:24,808
-  Annyong.
- <i>No one can touch it but me...</i>

365
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:27,680
and I retain control of it
until he's 18.

366
00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:30,049
I don't know what's more offensive...
the fact you didn't tell us...

367
00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:34,181
<i>about our grandmother's death</i>
<i>or that you sunk a $ 700,000 yacht!</i>

368
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:37,193
<i>Stop lecturing me.</i>
<i>I just lost my mother.</i>

369
00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:39,490
I'm so glad George Michael
wasn't here to see any of this.

370
00:19:39,597 --> 00:19:41,997
Maeby, where is George Michael?

371
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:46,901
Um, well, if he's not here, I'd just
have to say he's probably on the yacht.

372
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:48,869
On the yacht?

373
00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:51,441
<i>In fact, George Michael</i>
<i>had boarded the yacht.</i>

374
00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:55,137
<i>But when he saw the evidence</i>
<i>of Gob's lifestyle...</i>

375
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:58,443
<i>he realized that this perhaps</i>
<i>was not the life he wanted.</i>

376
00:19:58,549 --> 00:20:01,040
<i>While Kitty went in search</i>
<i>of retribution...</i>

377
00:20:01,152 --> 00:20:03,746
<i>in the form of the files</i>
<i>in the cooler.</i>

378
00:20:03,855 --> 00:20:07,086
<i>George Michael's a good kid.</i>
<i>I'm sure he's at the office.</i>

379
00:20:07,191 --> 00:20:09,091
Right. I told him
to stay away from you.

380
00:20:09,193 --> 00:20:12,754
- I told you to stay away from him!
- I tried. I told him to get out.

381
00:20:12,864 --> 00:20:14,764
Bluth Company.
George Michael speaking, not Kitty.

382
00:20:14,866 --> 00:20:17,926
- Thank God you're there.
- I don't need a real spring break.

383
00:20:18,035 --> 00:20:21,732
I really think I am much better off here
alone in this office.

384
00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:25,297
<i>Michael realized</i>
<i>what he had done to his son...</i>

385
00:20:25,409 --> 00:20:27,309
<i>so he came up with a solution.</i>

386
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:29,641
- You're fired.
- Really?

387
00:20:29,747 --> 00:20:32,011
Can you fire people?

388
00:20:32,116 --> 00:20:34,050
Yeah. Go have a spring break.

389
00:20:34,152 --> 00:20:36,586
Thanks, Dad.

390
00:20:36,687 --> 00:20:38,382
Are you sure you're gonna
be okay without Kitty?

391
00:20:38,489 --> 00:20:41,049
Don't you worry.
She'll turn up.

392
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:51,064
<i>On the next</i>
Arrested Development.

393
00:20:51,169 --> 00:20:54,138
<i>Lupe makes</i>
<i>a startling discovery.</i>

394
00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:58,072
Oh, so that makes
Annyong 18.

395
00:20:58,176 --> 00:21:00,644
<i>And Michael finds himself</i>
<i>in the middle of the search...</i>

396
00:21:00,745 --> 00:21:02,770
<i>for a missing Kitty.</i>

397
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,541
Well, we have a restaurant
full of people saying...

398
00:21:04,649 --> 00:21:06,480
that you threatened Kitty
the last time she was seen.

399
00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:08,814
How does anybody
even remember this?

400
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:13,653
- She showed her knobs in the steakhouse, sir.
- She...

