1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,591 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:19,373 [Man Narrating] Michael was meeting... 6 00:00:19,373 --> 00:00:21,170 [Man Narrating] Michael was meeting... 7 00:00:21,275 --> 00:00:23,334 with the company's accountant, Ira Gilligan. 8 00:00:23,444 --> 00:00:25,469 Anyway, I have gone over this 10 different ways... 9 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:29,243 and you're reporting income on an account that... You know, it is just freezing in here. 10 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:31,284 Well, the thermostat is in my office. 11 00:00:31,385 --> 00:00:34,286 While it's freezing in here, it's still hot in there. So please continue. 12 00:00:34,388 --> 00:00:37,789 There's basically no money where it should be. I think I'm catching a cold. 13 00:00:37,892 --> 00:00:40,622 - You're not catching a cold. - I know my body. 14 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:44,330 - There's no money in the account? - I'm sorry. 15 00:00:44,432 --> 00:00:47,424 - This is like the bayou in here. - I tried to tell you that. 16 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:50,333 I guess I just had to find out for myself. 17 00:00:50,438 --> 00:00:54,135 Anyway, this isn't the first discrepancy with your father's books. 18 00:00:54,241 --> 00:00:56,539 With this court case coming up, I just have to warn you... 19 00:00:56,644 --> 00:00:58,737 if they ask me to testify, I am not gonna lie. 20 00:00:58,846 --> 00:01:00,746 - No one's asking you to lie. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 21 00:01:00,848 --> 00:01:02,816 You're asking Gilligan not to lie? 22 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:05,511 Please call me Ira. I don't like Gilligan. 23 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,588 Who doesn't like Gilligan? 24 00:01:07,688 --> 00:01:10,418 Is it cold in here? 25 00:01:10,524 --> 00:01:13,015 So, listen. You have been married two weeks now. It seems to be sticking. 26 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:14,924 And let's pretend it's a good thing. 27 00:01:15,029 --> 00:01:17,088 I guess this makes me your best man... 28 00:01:17,198 --> 00:01:20,929 and I would like to throw you a bachelor party. 29 00:01:21,035 --> 00:01:23,333 Yeah, I don't think she'd go for that. 30 00:01:23,437 --> 00:01:26,702 Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place. 31 00:01:26,807 --> 00:01:30,106 And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her. 32 00:01:30,211 --> 00:01:33,669 You know, l... I said two weeks ago that I thought it was a stupid idea. 33 00:01:33,781 --> 00:01:35,476 Suddenly Dad says it and it's good advice? 34 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,642 You know you don't have to do everything Dad says. 35 00:01:37,752 --> 00:01:40,220 I don't do everything Dad says. He just happens to be right about this. 36 00:01:40,321 --> 00:01:42,881 You can help me get rid ofher though. 37 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:45,481 Mom's having a cocktail party. She'll be there. Maybe you can try to break us up. 38 00:01:45,593 --> 00:01:47,959 - I can't do that. - Why not? You did it with me and Marta. 39 00:01:48,062 --> 00:01:50,792 You had no problem with that, guy. You know what? Lie to her. 40 00:01:50,898 --> 00:01:53,628 Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable. 41 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:57,465 Something about how you can never confront people. You need someone to clean up your messes. 42 00:01:57,571 --> 00:01:59,903 See, that's great. And that's just off the top of your head. 43 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:02,237 Michael, Gob. I was just in the neighborhood. 44 00:02:02,343 --> 00:02:05,039 Good Lord. It is sweltering in here. 45 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,674 As you may or may not know... 46 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:11,251 Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. 47 00:02:11,352 --> 00:02:14,150 - Really? When did that start? - Well... 48 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:17,190 I don't want to blame it all on 9/11... 49 00:02:17,291 --> 00:02:18,986 but it certainly didn't help. 50 00:02:19,093 --> 00:02:21,288 But anyway, I need your help. If you could possibly... 51 00:02:21,395 --> 00:02:23,329 Could we go back to your office, please? 52 00:02:23,431 --> 00:02:26,264 I just want to be a family again. 53 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:30,428 I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band. 54 00:02:30,538 --> 00:02:33,166 - Oh, no. - [Narrator] "Oh, no"was right. 55 00:02:33,274 --> 00:02:37,176 In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby... 56 00:02:37,278 --> 00:02:41,908 called Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 57 00:02:42,016 --> 00:02:45,611 The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company... 58 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,554 a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. 59 00:02:49,657 --> 00:02:53,115 Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive." 60 00:02:53,227 --> 00:02:56,890 ?? { Singing Jingle] 61 00:02:56,997 --> 00:02:58,931 Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss... 62 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:02,628 an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive. 63 00:03:04,205 --> 00:03:06,105 Well, there's a wellness convention in town... 64 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:09,199 and I thought maybe you could talk Lindsay into joining me up onstage. 65 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:13,713 - Yeah. Why don't you ask her? - Oh, I would, but she just doesn't take me seriously. 66 00:03:15,516 --> 00:03:18,713 [Narrator] Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing. 67 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:21,014 I don't know. I probably stole it. 68 00:03:21,122 --> 00:03:23,386 I mean, if he says it's missing, it is. 69 00:03:23,491 --> 00:03:26,085 Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it. 70 00:03:26,193 --> 00:03:29,458 - He's the one that said it's missing. - Yeah, I probably stole it. 71 00:03:29,563 --> 00:03:32,259 Well, we need to find it before Ira is asked to testify. 72 00:03:32,366 --> 00:03:34,300 - I thought we were talking about Gilligan. Who's Ira? - Ira Gilligan. 73 00:03:34,401 --> 00:03:36,733 Ira's his first name. He actually hates to be called Gilligan. 74 00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:39,067 Well, he never told me that. 75 00:03:39,173 --> 00:03:42,574 Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be saved in I.R.A.s. 76 00:03:42,676 --> 00:03:45,668 - It's Ira, sir. - Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. 77 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,681 Will be saved in "Iras." 78 00:03:48,783 --> 00:03:51,013 - What the hell is this, Gilligan? - It's Ira, sir. 79 00:03:51,118 --> 00:03:53,279 - Please call me... - Gilligan! 80 00:03:53,387 --> 00:03:55,514 Michael, if he testifies, I am screwed. 81 00:03:55,623 --> 00:03:59,491 Here's what you do. You take him out for some fishing or something. 82 00:03:59,593 --> 00:04:01,925 - Why would I take him fishing? - Fun. Guy fun. 83 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:04,759 - Let's get him on our side. - No. Look. I'm not taking him fishing. 84 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:06,162 Oh, that's right. You hated fishing. 85 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,758 - No, I didn't. - No, I'll get Gob. Yeah. He liked it. 86 00:04:08,869 --> 00:04:10,996 - Hang on a second. - He's the one who's fun. 87 00:04:11,105 --> 00:04:13,869 I liked fishing. Where are you going? I'm fun. 88 00:04:13,974 --> 00:04:15,942 It's just that... Listen. 89 00:04:16,043 --> 00:04:19,012 The way to fix this Ira thing is not to buy him off. All right? 90 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:22,571 - It's to find out where the money went. - You're no fun. 91 00:04:22,683 --> 00:04:24,844 Yeah. I'm plenty fun. 92 00:04:27,321 --> 00:04:29,448 [Narrator] That night the family gathered at Lucille's... 93 00:04:29,557 --> 00:04:31,616 to welcome Gob's wife. 94 00:04:31,725 --> 00:04:34,990 I have always wanted a daughter. { Gasps] 95 00:04:35,095 --> 00:04:37,120 And a blonde. What fun. 96 00:04:37,231 --> 00:04:40,325 - Where did Annyong get thatjuice box? - Annyong. 97 00:04:40,434 --> 00:04:43,892 Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful. 98 00:04:47,007 --> 00:04:49,134 Hey, Adopted Brother. 99 00:04:49,243 --> 00:04:51,302 Do you think I could have a hit of that juice box? That... 100 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:54,313 { Sucking Air] 101 00:05:00,287 --> 00:05:02,346 [Narrator] Michael tried to convince Lindsay to rejoin... 102 00:05:02,456 --> 00:05:06,654 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 103 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:11,094 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution was a nightmare for me. 104 00:05:11,198 --> 00:05:15,066 Hmm. Well, he said it was the most fun your family's ever had. 105 00:05:15,169 --> 00:05:18,070 Yeah, well, I was wacked on Zanotab the entire time. 106 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,402 I thought Zanotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better. 107 00:05:20,507 --> 00:05:24,466 For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee, and your marriage goes to hell. 108 00:05:24,578 --> 00:05:28,105 It is not a good supplement. Besides, Maeby's not gonna want to do it. 109 00:05:28,215 --> 00:05:30,706 I wanna do it.! Are you kidding me? 110 00:05:30,818 --> 00:05:32,911 Those were our best times ever. 111 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:36,387 This party just keeps gettin' better. 112 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:40,085 So, uh... You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. 113 00:05:40,194 --> 00:05:42,458 Some call me the human metronome. 114 00:05:42,563 --> 00:05:45,225 You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things. 115 00:05:45,332 --> 00:05:47,926 Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm. 116 00:05:48,035 --> 00:05:51,869 No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take. 117 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:56,432 Look. I'm just doing this because if my parents split up, it's a lot more work for me. 118 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:59,273 I know. They split up once in Boston. 119 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:02,042 When they get along, I get tons more alone time. 120 00:06:02,149 --> 00:06:04,447 When they don't, guess who they start spending all their time with. 121 00:06:04,551 --> 00:06:08,043 - Me. - We've been talking here for 28 seconds. Just so you know. 122 00:06:11,091 --> 00:06:13,116 Excuse me. Dr. "Funky?" 123 00:06:13,227 --> 00:06:17,926 - Ah, Fünke. - Of Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution? 124 00:06:18,032 --> 00:06:20,796 - Yes! - Oh, my... I saw you in '96. 125 00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:24,337 - Oh! - You sang a song about a supplement called Teamocil? 126 00:06:24,438 --> 00:06:26,668 - Teamocil. - I mean, you just nailed me! 127 00:06:26,774 --> 00:06:30,005 It was like you knew every side effect I was going through at that time. 128 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:32,442 ?? { Singing Jingle] 129 00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:38,411 - Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinued. - Oh. 130 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:41,044 The sense of wellness it created in relationships... 131 00:06:41,155 --> 00:06:44,591 was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown. 132 00:06:44,692 --> 00:06:46,592 - Excuse me? Are you, uh... Hi. I'm Michael. - Hi. 133 00:06:46,694 --> 00:06:49,629 - I'm Gob's brother. - Yes. He told me all about you. 134 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:52,824 - You have a terrific voice. - I smell olives! 135 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:54,924 [Narrator] And Michael, as per Gob's request... 136 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:57,970 tried to convince his wife that Gob was unreliable. 137 00:06:58,072 --> 00:07:00,336 So, Gob is late. But I guess that's who you married. 138 00:07:00,441 --> 00:07:03,274 He's probably out trying to do something very important. 139 00:07:03,377 --> 00:07:07,939 Are you hitting on me? Gob said that would happen. 140 00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:12,347 [Door Opens, Closes] 141 00:07:12,453 --> 00:07:15,183 Hey, Gob. It's a good thing you're not staying married to this girl. 142 00:07:15,289 --> 00:07:19,555 You've got her hating me... at least your version of me, which is actually you. 143 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:25,064 Well, I talked to Dad, and he thinks that I should stay in it. 144 00:07:25,165 --> 00:07:28,965 Stay in the marriage? You're not letting Dad lead you around by the nose again, are you? 145 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:33,199 Think about it. I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. 146 00:07:33,307 --> 00:07:36,208 It's like, so far it's been all chain and no ball. 147 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:38,801 - Sure. - So, we'll have a ceremony and a bachelor party. 148 00:07:38,912 --> 00:07:41,847 A bachelor party? You want one now? Come on. 149 00:07:41,949 --> 00:07:45,077 - You're not giving your best man a whole lot of prep time. - Dad can handle it. 150 00:07:46,186 --> 00:07:49,747 - Dad? - Yeah. You know. 151 00:07:49,857 --> 00:07:51,848 He's a fun guy, and... 152 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:55,360 - I'm making him my best man. - You're making Dad your best man. That's great. 153 00:07:55,462 --> 00:07:57,362 I guess being your brother... 154 00:07:57,464 --> 00:08:00,058 and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man. 155 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:04,228 Hey. If he wants to support me, I'm not gonna tell him to go to hell. 156 00:08:04,338 --> 00:08:07,501 - Don't worry. You're still... - What? Invited? 157 00:08:07,608 --> 00:08:11,009 No, I was gonna say you're still the guy I want solving my problems, but, yeah... 158 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:13,909 Let me talk to Dad about that invite situation. 159 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:23,918 [Narrator] The next day, Gob visited his father... 160 00:08:24,024 --> 00:08:25,924 to prepare for his bachelor party. 161 00:08:26,026 --> 00:08:28,051 You know, I really think that you're gonna like this woman. 162 00:08:28,162 --> 00:08:31,529 Well, she's costing me enough, but she's... oh, she's a hell of a stripper. 163 00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:33,361 - No, I mean my wife. - Oh. 164 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:35,958 Well, l... I doubt that very much. 165 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:40,871 Well, I can tell you that Michael was pretty upset that you wanted to be best man. 166 00:08:40,974 --> 00:08:45,104 - Don't worry about Michael. - Yeah, my bachelor party's about having fun, right? 167 00:08:45,212 --> 00:08:48,909 No, no. Your bachelor party's about convincing Gilligan that he's killed a stripper... 168 00:08:49,016 --> 00:08:51,007 getting him out of town so he can't testify... 169 00:08:51,118 --> 00:08:53,416 and making sure that people think that he took the money. 170 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,385 - It is? - Yeah. 171 00:08:55,489 --> 00:08:59,255 This accountant can do us a lot of damage. I want him neutralized. Do you hear me? 172 00:08:59,359 --> 00:09:03,921 That's why I want you to use this stripper... a narcoleptic, believe it or not. 173 00:09:04,031 --> 00:09:07,933 A friend of mine at the yacht club, he used her for his bachelor party. 174 00:09:08,035 --> 00:09:11,402 We wanted you to have the first piece! 175 00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:15,572 - { Snoring] - [Men Laughing] 176 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:18,167 You put her in a darkened space, she's out. 177 00:09:18,278 --> 00:09:20,109 You get him drunk. He passes out. 178 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:24,480 Then you cover the floor with corn syrup, mixed with a little red dye. 179 00:09:24,585 --> 00:09:28,146 He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!" He freaks out. 180 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:30,155 Okay. But how do you know that he's gonna leave the country? 181 00:09:30,257 --> 00:09:33,590 That's why I got you those honeymoon tickets. You never thanked me for those. 182 00:09:33,694 --> 00:09:35,628 { Stammering] I'm sorry. I meant to. I was gonna... 183 00:09:35,729 --> 00:09:38,425 You just have to convince him that this happened. 184 00:09:38,532 --> 00:09:41,365 - That he killed a stripper? - Can you do this? 185 00:09:41,468 --> 00:09:43,629 Can I trust you? You're not gonna go all Michael on me, are ya? 186 00:09:43,737 --> 00:09:45,637 Nobody's turning all Michael on you. 187 00:09:45,739 --> 00:09:48,708 But when you get out, then we're gonna have a real party. Right, Dad? 188 00:09:48,809 --> 00:09:50,709 Are you kidding? When I get out of here... 189 00:09:50,811 --> 00:09:53,211 you're gonna throw me the biggest party this town's ever seen. 190 00:09:53,313 --> 00:09:55,611 - All right? - ?? [Folk Trio] 191 00:09:55,716 --> 00:09:57,684 [Narrator] Back at the model home... 192 00:09:57,784 --> 00:09:59,843 { Lindsay Sings Wrong Word] 193 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:02,854 Stop! It is not Zanotab. 194 00:10:02,956 --> 00:10:05,789 Well, maybe if I was allowed to have a Zanotab, I'd remember it's Euphorazine. 195 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:09,385 No. We are not going to do that again. This family is not about to start using. 196 00:10:09,496 --> 00:10:11,794 We are pushers, not takers. 197 00:10:11,899 --> 00:10:15,995 - Okay. Once more, from the bridge. - { Scoffs] 198 00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:18,003 ?? { Singing] 199 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,540 What is that noise? 200 00:10:21,642 --> 00:10:24,236 We don't need the wood block. 201 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:27,074 No, I just thought I would join in on the fun. 202 00:10:27,181 --> 00:10:30,378 I mean, you guys are always talking about, you know, family and loving and... 203 00:10:30,484 --> 00:10:32,076 having good times in the circle... 204 00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:34,086 You know what? This isn't working. 205 00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:36,713 Maybe I'm just gonna go off and rehearse with Maeby alone. 206 00:10:36,823 --> 00:10:38,848 Oh, fine. Then I'll rehearse with Maeby after dinner. 207 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,591 No! This is wholesome, family fun, okay? 208 00:10:43,697 --> 00:10:46,427 Let's take it from loose stool! One, two and a... 209 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,433 What is that in your mouth? Is that a Euphorazine? 210 00:10:48,535 --> 00:10:50,435 Lindsay, spit it out! That's not real happiness! 211 00:10:50,537 --> 00:10:53,097 - Well, it's better than what we've got now. - Lindsay, spit it out! 212 00:10:53,207 --> 00:10:55,038 [Narrator] And Michael arrived home... 213 00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:57,940 determined to prove that he was, in fact, fun. 214 00:10:58,045 --> 00:11:00,070 I just booked us a little fishing trip. 215 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:03,638 - But why? What did I do? - Hmm? No, no. This is a fun thing! 216 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,775 Okay? Something I've always wanted to do with you. 217 00:11:05,886 --> 00:11:08,184 Everybody's always having fun around here. Why can't we? 218 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:12,782 [Lindsay, Muffled] Already down.! Get your finger out of my throat.! It's down.! 219 00:11:12,893 --> 00:11:16,385 - Anyway, I thought you hated fishing. - No, it's fun. I like fun. 220 00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:21,058 I just hated doing it with my dad. This is gonna be you and me. Okay? 221 00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:25,264 We get to stay at a hotel, get up at 4:00 a.m., slap on the old seasick patch. 222 00:11:25,372 --> 00:11:29,035 We're gonna get out there on the choppy ocean. We're gonna catch ourselves a little lunch. 223 00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:31,542 Oh, we get to eat it? 224 00:11:31,645 --> 00:11:34,136 After we gut it. 225 00:11:34,248 --> 00:11:35,943 Yes. 226 00:11:36,049 --> 00:11:38,643 [Narrator] While the Bluth boys contemplated having fun... 227 00:11:38,752 --> 00:11:41,915 Lucille had a request for Gob's bachelor party. 228 00:11:42,022 --> 00:11:44,820 - Why do I have to bring him? - Because Buster's your brother... 229 00:11:44,925 --> 00:11:49,157 and I'm not gonna leave him home alone with all this J-U-l-C-E around. 230 00:11:49,263 --> 00:11:52,130 I can spell, Mom. You spelled "juice." 231 00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,792 Oh, you're so brilliant. Let's see you find it. 232 00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:58,462 Besides, I'm going to Annyong's soccer award ceremony... 233 00:11:58,839 --> 00:12:00,773 Annyong. 234 00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:07,614 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 235 00:12:07,614 --> 00:12:11,072 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 236 00:12:11,184 --> 00:12:13,675 - Yeah, I think they're gonna know that Annyong's... - Annyong. 237 00:12:13,787 --> 00:12:16,915 Would somebody please tell this insufferable child to... 238 00:12:17,024 --> 00:12:18,753 God! 239 00:12:18,859 --> 00:12:20,759 [Narrator] And so, as Michael and his son... 240 00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:22,920 checked into the hotel, his brothers arrived. 241 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:26,591 - What are you guys doing here? - Oh, we're having Gob's bachelor party. 242 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:30,033 You're not going? Even Dad's coming... { Giggles] Via satellite. 243 00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:33,766 Uh, no. I'm gonna go fishing with my son here. We're gonna go have some fun. 244 00:12:33,874 --> 00:12:38,971 Real fun. Okay? Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. 245 00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:41,775 Why do you guys have buckets ofblood? 246 00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:43,941 It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye. 247 00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:46,713 - Juice. - We have unlimited juice? 248 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:51,018 { Chuckles] This party is gonna be off the hook. 249 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,493 [Narrator] Meanwhile, at the wellness convention in the very same hotel... 250 00:12:56,596 --> 00:13:00,532 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution... 251 00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:02,602 was preparing for their show. 252 00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:05,228 Here are the new Euphorazine side effects. 253 00:13:05,339 --> 00:13:09,503 Ah, the solo. That is for my lovely and talented daughter. 254 00:13:09,609 --> 00:13:11,907 "Delayed irritability?" What do they mean by delayed? 255 00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:15,209 It means it comes later! This is ridiculous! Why do we even have to do this? 256 00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:18,512 We are doing this to keep our family together. 257 00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:21,746 No, I'm serious. We're dressed like we're in the '60s. 258 00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:25,018 - It's the 21 st century. We should be dressing like it's the '80s. - Lindsay... 259 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:28,151 I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. 260 00:13:28,261 --> 00:13:31,253 If you need me, I'll be at the bar. 261 00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:33,265 Well, fine, Lindsay. That's fine. 262 00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:36,598 - Maeby and I'll just do... - Yeah. I'm out too. 263 00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:43,932 You think you can handle it alone? 'Cause if you don't perform, we don't validate. 264 00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:51,207 - [Women Chattering] - [Narrator] Back in Michael's hotel room... 265 00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:53,513 the guys were settling down for the night... 266 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,350 so as to be ready for their 4:00 a.m. wake-up call. 267 00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:59,220 It sure sounds like they're having fun out there by the pool. 268 00:13:59,326 --> 00:14:02,853 Oh, they think they're having fun, Son, but it's not lasting fun. 269 00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:06,524 It is fleeting fun, like a bachelor party. 270 00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:13,231 What we got here is lasting fun. Okay? You think about that. 271 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:16,639 - Good night, Son. - Good night, Dad. 272 00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:19,507 - [Woman] Marco.! - [Man] Polo.! 273 00:14:19,613 --> 00:14:21,513 [Woman] Marco.! 274 00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:24,379 - [Man] Polo.! - [Women] Marco.! 275 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:28,284 - Hey, Dad? - [Man] Polo.! 276 00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:31,846 - Dad, are you still awake? - Still awake. 277 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,188 It's just, um... 278 00:14:34,294 --> 00:14:36,592 I mean, this is really fun and everything... 279 00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:39,665 This isn't even the fun part. Tomorrow... 280 00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:41,791 Yeah. 281 00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:44,393 The problem I'm having is, uh... 282 00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:48,668 - I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock... - Mm-hmm. 283 00:14:48,775 --> 00:14:51,141 which is why I'm actually such a good natural percussionist. 284 00:14:51,244 --> 00:14:53,804 And, um... 285 00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:56,075 I'm just worried that I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep... 286 00:14:56,183 --> 00:14:58,674 for another two hours and 45 minutes. 287 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:02,118 So, I was thinking maybe I would go down and check out Maeby's band... 288 00:15:02,222 --> 00:15:04,690 and you could go see if Gob's bachelor party has started. 289 00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:08,022 Shh, shh, shh. I'm right where I want to be. 290 00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:10,187 Gob had his chance to have me there... 291 00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:11,764 but if you're sure that you can't sleep. 292 00:15:11,865 --> 00:15:15,266 It's just... I don't know when I'm gonna get another chance like this... 293 00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,268 - you know, to be there for family. - Right. 294 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:21,067 - I'd hate to miss it, because I was too proud. - Right. 295 00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:29,211 Wait a minute. "Too proud?" What does this have to do with "too proud?" 296 00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:31,614 Actually, that part was kinda just for you. 297 00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:36,951 I was just worried the whole thing wasn't gonna land unless I included the pride part. 298 00:15:37,057 --> 00:15:39,457 [Narrator] Upstairs, Gob was preparing to set up the accountant... 299 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:42,460 under his father's helpful gaze. 300 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,962 - Who called the cops? - And with the aid of some helpful gays. 301 00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:46,965 You told me to hire people to look like my friends. 302 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,194 They're Hot Cops. They're entertainers. 303 00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:52,829 Although I specifically asked them not to come dressed as cops. 304 00:15:52,939 --> 00:15:56,636 You better change now. He's gonna be here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch. 305 00:15:56,743 --> 00:15:58,643 Hey, uh, you got the blood. Right? 306 00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:01,680 Yeah, I got two buckets full right... Hey! What the hell happened to the blood? 307 00:16:01,781 --> 00:16:03,715 [Giggling] 308 00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:06,809 - Hey, Brother. - Whoa.! 309 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,151 - Somebody put on his lipstick in the car. - [Buster] I love juice! 310 00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:14,819 This next number is the only ballad that the Solution ever attempted. 311 00:16:14,928 --> 00:16:17,260 And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary... 312 00:16:17,364 --> 00:16:21,164 without a Peter and a Paul, but I suppose it's worth a shot. 313 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:25,194 ?? { Singing Jingle] 314 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:29,202 ?? [Strumming] 315 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:36,776 ?? [Singing] 316 00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:56,393 "Teamocil is no longer available. 317 00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:59,199 Please try either Grouphug, Bondat or consult your own Wellness Guide. " 318 00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:01,604 - Teamocil! - [Person Claps] 319 00:17:04,477 --> 00:17:06,707 You're out of the band. 320 00:17:06,813 --> 00:17:08,838 [Narrator] And, back at the bachelor party... 321 00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:12,248 Gilligan had arrived, and the con was in full swing. 322 00:17:12,352 --> 00:17:13,649 It's Ira, and I'm fine. 323 00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:15,778 Come on! Have a drink! 324 00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:18,653 There's some stuff coming up you might not be able to handle sober. 325 00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:22,159 Speaking of which, where's Buster? 326 00:17:22,262 --> 00:17:24,162 [Narrator] In fact, Buster had finished thejuice... 327 00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:26,425 - and was desperately looking for his next sugar fix... - { Growls] 328 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,467 when he discovered the cake in the next room. 329 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:33,028 Unfortunately, he was unaware of the narcoleptic stripper confined within it. 330 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,663 [Screams] 331 00:17:34,774 --> 00:17:36,833 { Snores] 332 00:17:36,943 --> 00:17:39,104 Yeah, I better go in the back room and have a look for him. 333 00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:43,012 - Ira, have a drink! - I'm not thirsty. I want some food. 334 00:17:43,116 --> 00:17:45,277 - [Gob] Ooh. - { Snoring] 335 00:17:45,385 --> 00:17:47,285 Okay. Keep it together. Don't go all Michael here. 336 00:17:47,387 --> 00:17:50,083 Knock, knock! Where's the married bachelor? 337 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,590 Michael, I thought you weren't coming. I thought he wasn't coming! 338 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:56,287 Well, I wasn't going to, but he's my brother, and I'm here to support him... 339 00:17:56,396 --> 00:18:01,595 like all these, uh, hot men and Ira. 340 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:04,761 Well, you're not gonna stay. I mean, this isn't your kind of scene. 341 00:18:04,871 --> 00:18:08,329 Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm here for Gob. Now, where are the strippers? 342 00:18:08,441 --> 00:18:08,608 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 343 00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:10,872 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 344 00:18:10,977 --> 00:18:12,877 - Huh? Huh? - Well... 345 00:18:12,979 --> 00:18:16,506 just relax. I'm as fun as anybody. I can handle a back room. 346 00:18:18,151 --> 00:18:20,881 - I'm calling the cops. - No! - We're changing again, guys! 347 00:18:20,987 --> 00:18:23,785 - No. No cops. - Well, what is this? 348 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,286 She died. She's dead. 349 00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:30,124 - It was Gilligan! - What? 350 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,130 Gilligan killed the skipper... stripper. 351 00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:34,132 I didn't kill any stripper. 352 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,327 - You're drunk. You don't remember. - You're pulling the rip cord! 353 00:18:36,436 --> 00:18:40,532 Ira, take my honeymoon tickets. Get out of the country. Save yourself. 354 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:44,303 - I'm not drunk. Bix made me the designated driver. - Bix! 355 00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:46,709 [Narrator] Just then, the stripper woke up... 356 00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:49,179 saw Buster with what appeared to be blood around his mouth... 357 00:18:49,282 --> 00:18:52,376 - and thought she had killed him for groping her. - Not again. 358 00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:00,892 You were setting me up. 359 00:19:00,994 --> 00:19:03,019 You're trying to get me to leave the country. 360 00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:05,859 Well, the hell with you, sir. Bix, we're leaving. 361 00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:08,593 I'm testifying. 362 00:19:08,702 --> 00:19:11,193 [Man] Yeah, the party's over. That's it. 363 00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:13,272 You were trying to set Ira up? 364 00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:16,342 Oh, Gob, Gob. Come on. Is this true? 365 00:19:16,443 --> 00:19:19,071 Oh, wait a minute. It wasn't your idea, Gob. 366 00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:22,012 - It was your idea. Wasn't it, Dad? - It wa... 367 00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:24,549 - Huh? - Even if it was my idea, which it wasn't... 368 00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:28,246 Gob screwed it up, which he did and always does. 369 00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:30,754 - You don't have to take that. - What the hell am I supposed to do? 370 00:19:31,891 --> 00:19:34,189 Here. 371 00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:41,097 - Oh, no. No, no. Don't you dare, mister. - Do it. Do it. 372 00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:43,795 Hey, Gob.! I am your best man. I am your fath... 373 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:50,974 { Sighs] What does it matter? I screwed it up anyway. A complete failure. 374 00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:53,875 Can't even fake the death of a stripper. 375 00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:56,642 Oh, come on. That's not a bad thing. 376 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,378 - It doesn't make you a failure. Dad's the failure. - Really? 377 00:19:59,486 --> 00:20:02,455 When he was my age, he ran an entire company, had kids. 378 00:20:02,555 --> 00:20:05,820 The company was corrupt. Look what he's trying to do to us. 379 00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:07,825 I'll tell you something else. You might not be a father... 380 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:09,918 but you are my brother. 381 00:20:12,332 --> 00:20:14,391 I might be a father. 382 00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:18,262 Why don't you start trusting yourself. Okay? Not Dad. 383 00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:20,339 You're a much better man than he is. 384 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,238 - You're a better man than both of us. - Well. 385 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:27,074 You're the best man. You're my best man. 386 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:30,172 Not if I have an actual ceremony, 'cause Dad would kill me, but... 387 00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:33,616 What do you say, hermano? Help me clean up this mess? 388 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,585 What the hell. 389 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:39,950 Gob, I want out. 390 00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:42,186 - I'm in love with your brother. - What? 391 00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:44,889 - You did it again, you son of a bitch! - No, no! She's... 392 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,264 In-law. Tobias. 393 00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,367 Sorry. I should have finished that thought. 394 00:20:52,472 --> 00:20:54,963 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 395 00:20:55,074 --> 00:20:56,837 Oh, my god. I killed Michael. 396 00:20:56,943 --> 00:20:59,309 Yeah, but on the plus side, you got punched in the face. 397 00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:03,314 Hey, Brother. Hey, Brother. 398 00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:05,816 [Narrator] Michael solves the mystery of the missing money. 399 00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:09,787 - Ira was signatory to all these accounts? - [Beeps] 400 00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:12,323 - Get me Ira Gilligan. - [Narrator] And Gilligan... 401 00:21:12,425 --> 00:21:15,451 - fulfills his destiny. - [Cell Phone Ringing] 402 00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,121 [Gilligan] Let it ring.