1 00:00:00,457 --> 00:00:03,358 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:05,451 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,562 --> 00:00:07,553 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:14,731 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:17,840 Michael was meeting... 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,637 Michael was meeting... 7 00:00:18,675 --> 00:00:20,734 with the company's accountant, Ira Gilligan. 8 00:00:20,844 --> 00:00:22,869 Anyway, I have gone over this 10 different ways... 9 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:26,643 and you're reporting income on an account that... You know, it is just freezing in here. 10 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:28,684 Well, the thermostat is in my office. 11 00:00:28,785 --> 00:00:31,686 While it's freezing in here, it's still hot in there. So please continue. 12 00:00:31,788 --> 00:00:35,189 There's basically no money where it should be. I think I'm catching a cold. 13 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:38,022 - You're not catching a cold. - I know my body. 14 00:00:39,296 --> 00:00:41,730 - There's no money in the account? - I'm sorry. 15 00:00:41,832 --> 00:00:44,824 - This is like the bayou in here. - I tried to tell you that. 16 00:00:44,935 --> 00:00:47,733 I guess I just had to find out for myself. 17 00:00:47,838 --> 00:00:51,535 Anyway, this isn't the first discrepancy with your father's books. 18 00:00:51,641 --> 00:00:53,939 With this court case coming up, I just have to warn you... 19 00:00:54,044 --> 00:00:56,137 if they ask me to testify, I am not gonna lie. 20 00:00:56,246 --> 00:00:58,146 - No one's asking you to lie. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 21 00:00:58,248 --> 00:01:00,216 You're asking Gilligan not to lie? 22 00:01:00,317 --> 00:01:02,911 Please call me Ira. I don't like Gilligan. 23 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,988 Who doesn't like Gilligan? 24 00:01:05,088 --> 00:01:07,818 Is it cold in here? 25 00:01:07,924 --> 00:01:10,415 So, listen. You have been married two weeks now. It seems to be sticking. 26 00:01:10,527 --> 00:01:12,324 And let's pretend it's a good thing. 27 00:01:12,429 --> 00:01:14,488 I guess this makes me your best man... 28 00:01:14,598 --> 00:01:18,329 and I would like to throw you a bachelor party. 29 00:01:18,435 --> 00:01:20,733 Yeah, I don't think she'd go for that. 30 00:01:20,837 --> 00:01:24,102 Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place. 31 00:01:24,207 --> 00:01:27,506 And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her. 32 00:01:27,611 --> 00:01:31,069 You know, l... I said two weeks ago that I thought it was a stupid idea. 33 00:01:31,181 --> 00:01:32,876 Suddenly Dad says it and it's good advice? 34 00:01:32,983 --> 00:01:35,042 You know you don't have to do everything Dad says. 35 00:01:35,152 --> 00:01:37,620 I don't do everything Dad says. He just happens to be right about this. 36 00:01:37,721 --> 00:01:40,281 You can help me get rid ofher though. 37 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:42,881 Mom's having a cocktail party. She'll be there. Maybe you can try to break us up. 38 00:01:42,993 --> 00:01:45,359 - I can't do that. - Why not? You did it with me and Marta. 39 00:01:45,462 --> 00:01:48,192 You had no problem with that, guy. You know what? Lie to her. 40 00:01:48,298 --> 00:01:51,028 Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable. 41 00:01:51,134 --> 00:01:54,865 Something about how you can never confront people. You need someone to clean up your messes. 42 00:01:54,971 --> 00:01:57,303 See, that's great. And that's just off the top of your head. 43 00:01:57,407 --> 00:01:59,637 Michael, Gob. I was just in the neighborhood. 44 00:01:59,743 --> 00:02:02,439 Good Lord. It is sweltering in here. 45 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,074 As you may or may not know... 46 00:02:06,183 --> 00:02:08,651 Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. 47 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:11,550 - Really? When did that start? - Well... 48 00:02:11,655 --> 00:02:14,590 I don't want to blame it all on 9/11... 49 00:02:14,691 --> 00:02:16,386 but it certainly didn't help. 50 00:02:16,493 --> 00:02:18,688 But anyway, I need your help. If you could possibly... 51 00:02:18,795 --> 00:02:20,729 Could we go back to your office, please? 52 00:02:20,831 --> 00:02:23,664 I just want to be a family again. 53 00:02:23,767 --> 00:02:27,828 I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band. 54 00:02:27,938 --> 00:02:30,566 - Oh, no. - "Oh, no"was right. 55 00:02:30,674 --> 00:02:34,576 In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby... 56 00:02:34,678 --> 00:02:39,308 called Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 57 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:43,011 The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company... 58 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,954 a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. 59 00:02:47,057 --> 00:02:50,515 Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive." 60 00:02:54,397 --> 00:02:56,331 Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss... 61 00:02:56,433 --> 00:03:00,028 an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive. 62 00:03:01,605 --> 00:03:03,505 Well, there's a wellness convention in town... 63 00:03:03,607 --> 00:03:06,599 and I thought maybe you could talk Lindsay into joining me up onstage. 64 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:11,113 - Yeah. Why don't you ask her? - Oh, I would, but she just doesn't take me seriously. 65 00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:16,113 Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing. 66 00:03:16,219 --> 00:03:18,414 I don't know. I probably stole it. 67 00:03:18,522 --> 00:03:20,786 I mean, if he says it's missing, it is. 68 00:03:20,891 --> 00:03:23,485 Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it. 69 00:03:23,593 --> 00:03:26,858 - He's the one that said it's missing. - Yeah, I probably stole it. 70 00:03:26,963 --> 00:03:29,659 Well, we need to find it before Ira is asked to testify. 71 00:03:29,766 --> 00:03:31,700 - I thought we were talking about Gilligan. Who's Ira? - Ira Gilligan. 72 00:03:31,801 --> 00:03:34,133 Ira's his first name. He actually hates to be called Gilligan. 73 00:03:34,237 --> 00:03:36,467 Well, he never told me that. 74 00:03:36,573 --> 00:03:39,974 Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be saved in I.R.A.s. 75 00:03:40,076 --> 00:03:43,068 - It's Ira, sir. - Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. 76 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:46,081 Will be saved in "Iras." 77 00:03:46,183 --> 00:03:48,413 - What the hell is this, Gilligan? - It's Ira, sir. 78 00:03:48,518 --> 00:03:50,679 - Please call me... - Gilligan! 79 00:03:50,787 --> 00:03:52,914 Michael, if he testifies, I am screwed. 80 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:56,891 Here's what you do. You take him out for some fishing or something. 81 00:03:56,993 --> 00:03:59,325 - Why would I take him fishing? - Fun. Guy fun. 82 00:03:59,429 --> 00:04:02,159 - Let's get him on our side. - No. Look. I'm not taking him fishing. 83 00:04:02,265 --> 00:04:03,562 Oh, that's right. You hated fishing. 84 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:06,158 - No, I didn't. - No, I'll get Gob. Yeah. He liked it. 85 00:04:06,269 --> 00:04:08,396 - Hang on a second. - He's the one who's fun. 86 00:04:08,505 --> 00:04:11,269 I liked fishing. Where are you going? I'm fun. 87 00:04:11,374 --> 00:04:13,342 It's just that... Listen. 88 00:04:13,443 --> 00:04:16,412 The way to fix this Ira thing is not to buy him off. All right? 89 00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:19,971 - It's to find out where the money went. - You're no fun. 90 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,244 Yeah. I'm plenty fun. 91 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:26,848 That night the family gathered at Lucille's... 92 00:04:26,957 --> 00:04:29,016 to welcome Gob's wife. 93 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:32,390 I have always wanted a daughter. 94 00:04:32,495 --> 00:04:34,520 And a blonde. What fun. 95 00:04:34,631 --> 00:04:37,725 - Where did Annyong get thatjuice box? - Annyong. 96 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:41,292 Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful. 97 00:04:44,407 --> 00:04:46,534 Hey, Adopted Brother. 98 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:48,702 Do you think I could have a hit of that juice box? That... 99 00:04:57,687 --> 00:04:59,746 Michael tried to convince Lindsay to rejoin... 100 00:04:59,856 --> 00:05:04,054 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 101 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:08,494 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution was a nightmare for me. 102 00:05:08,598 --> 00:05:12,466 Hmm. Well, he said it was the most fun your family's ever had. 103 00:05:12,569 --> 00:05:15,470 Yeah, well, I was wacked on Zanotab the entire time. 104 00:05:15,572 --> 00:05:17,802 I thought Zanotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better. 105 00:05:17,907 --> 00:05:21,866 For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee, and your marriage goes to hell. 106 00:05:21,978 --> 00:05:25,505 It is not a good supplement. Besides, Maeby's not gonna want to do it. 107 00:05:25,615 --> 00:05:28,106 I wanna do it! Are you kidding me? 108 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:30,311 Those were our best times ever. 109 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:33,787 This party just keeps gettin' better. 110 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:37,485 So, uh... You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. 111 00:05:37,594 --> 00:05:39,858 Some call me the human metronome. 112 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:42,625 You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things. 113 00:05:42,732 --> 00:05:45,326 Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm. 114 00:05:45,435 --> 00:05:49,269 No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take. 115 00:05:49,372 --> 00:05:53,832 Look. I'm just doing this because if my parents split up, it's a lot more work for me. 116 00:05:53,943 --> 00:05:56,673 I know. They split up once in Boston. 117 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:59,442 When they get along, I get tons more alone time. 118 00:05:59,549 --> 00:06:01,847 When they don't, guess who they start spending all their time with. 119 00:06:01,951 --> 00:06:05,443 - Me. - We've been talking here for 28 seconds. Just so you know. 120 00:06:08,491 --> 00:06:10,516 Excuse me. Dr. "Funky?" 121 00:06:10,627 --> 00:06:15,326 - Ah, Fünke. - Of Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution? 122 00:06:15,432 --> 00:06:18,196 - Yes! - Oh, my... I saw you in '96. 123 00:06:18,301 --> 00:06:21,737 - Oh! - You sang a song about a supplement called Teamocil? 124 00:06:21,838 --> 00:06:24,068 - Teamocil. - I mean, you just nailed me! 125 00:06:24,174 --> 00:06:27,405 It was like you knew every side effect I was going through at that time. 126 00:06:33,616 --> 00:06:35,811 - Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinued. - Oh. 127 00:06:35,919 --> 00:06:38,444 The sense of wellness it created in relationships... 128 00:06:38,555 --> 00:06:41,991 was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown. 129 00:06:42,092 --> 00:06:43,992 - Excuse me? Are you, uh... Hi. I'm Michael. - Hi. 130 00:06:44,094 --> 00:06:47,029 - I'm Gob's brother. - Yes. He told me all about you. 131 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:50,224 - You have a terrific voice. - I smell olives! 132 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,324 And Michael, as per Gob's request... 133 00:06:52,435 --> 00:06:55,370 tried to convince his wife that Gob was unreliable. 134 00:06:55,472 --> 00:06:57,736 So, Gob is late. But I guess that's who you married. 135 00:06:57,841 --> 00:07:00,674 He's probably out trying to do something very important. 136 00:07:00,777 --> 00:07:05,339 Are you hitting on me? Gob said that would happen. 137 00:07:09,853 --> 00:07:12,583 Hey, Gob. It's a good thing you're not staying married to this girl. 138 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:16,955 You've got her hating me... at least your version of me, which is actually you. 139 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:22,464 Well, I talked to Dad, and he thinks that I should stay in it. 140 00:07:22,565 --> 00:07:26,365 Stay in the marriage? You're not letting Dad lead you around by the nose again, are you? 141 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:30,599 Think about it. I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. 142 00:07:30,707 --> 00:07:33,608 It's like, so far it's been all chain and no ball. 143 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:36,201 - Sure. - So, we'll have a ceremony and a bachelor party. 144 00:07:36,312 --> 00:07:39,247 A bachelor party? You want one now? Come on. 145 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:42,477 - You're not giving your best man a whole lot of prep time. - Dad can handle it. 146 00:07:43,586 --> 00:07:47,147 - Dad? - Yeah. You know. 147 00:07:47,257 --> 00:07:49,248 He's a fun guy, and... 148 00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:52,760 - I'm making him my best man. - You're making Dad your best man. That's great. 149 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:54,762 I guess being your brother... 150 00:07:54,864 --> 00:07:57,458 and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man. 151 00:07:57,567 --> 00:08:01,628 Hey. If he wants to support me, I'm not gonna tell him to go to hell. 152 00:08:01,738 --> 00:08:04,901 - Don't worry. You're still... - What? Invited? 153 00:08:05,008 --> 00:08:08,409 No, I was gonna say you're still the guy I want solving my problems, but, yeah... 154 00:08:08,511 --> 00:08:11,309 Let me talk to Dad about that invite situation. 155 00:08:18,217 --> 00:08:20,447 The next day, Gob visited his father... 156 00:08:20,553 --> 00:08:22,453 to prepare for his bachelor party. 157 00:08:22,555 --> 00:08:24,580 You know, I really think that you're gonna like this woman. 158 00:08:24,691 --> 00:08:28,058 Well, she's costing me enough, but she's... oh, she's a hell of a stripper. 159 00:08:28,161 --> 00:08:29,890 - No, I mean my wife. - Oh. 160 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:32,487 Well, l... I doubt that very much. 161 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:37,400 Well, I can tell you that Michael was pretty upset that you wanted to be best man. 162 00:08:37,503 --> 00:08:41,633 - Don't worry about Michael. - Yeah, my bachelor party's about having fun, right? 163 00:08:41,741 --> 00:08:45,438 No, no. Your bachelor party's about convincing Gilligan that he's killed a stripper... 164 00:08:45,545 --> 00:08:47,536 getting him out of town so he can't testify... 165 00:08:47,647 --> 00:08:49,945 and making sure that people think that he took the money. 166 00:08:50,049 --> 00:08:51,914 - It is? - Yeah. 167 00:08:52,018 --> 00:08:55,784 This accountant can do us a lot of damage. I want him neutralized. Do you hear me? 168 00:08:55,888 --> 00:09:00,450 That's why I want you to use this stripper... a narcoleptic, believe it or not. 169 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:04,462 A friend of mine at the yacht club, he used her for his bachelor party. 170 00:09:04,564 --> 00:09:07,931 We wanted you to have the first piece! 171 00:09:12,205 --> 00:09:14,696 You put her in a darkened space, she's out. 172 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:16,638 You get him drunk. He passes out. 173 00:09:16,743 --> 00:09:21,009 Then you cover the floor with corn syrup, mixed with a little red dye. 174 00:09:21,114 --> 00:09:24,675 He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!" He freaks out. 175 00:09:24,784 --> 00:09:26,684 Okay. But how do you know that he's gonna leave the country? 176 00:09:26,786 --> 00:09:30,119 That's why I got you those honeymoon tickets. You never thanked me for those. 177 00:09:30,223 --> 00:09:32,157 I'm sorry. I meant to. I was gonna... 178 00:09:32,258 --> 00:09:34,954 You just have to convince him that this happened. 179 00:09:35,061 --> 00:09:37,894 - That he killed a stripper? - Can you do this? 180 00:09:37,997 --> 00:09:40,158 Can I trust you? You're not gonna go all Michael on me, are ya? 181 00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:42,166 Nobody's turning all Michael on you. 182 00:09:42,268 --> 00:09:45,237 But when you get out, then we're gonna have a real party. Right, Dad? 183 00:09:45,338 --> 00:09:47,238 Are you kidding? When I get out of here... 184 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,740 you're gonna throw me the biggest party this town's ever seen. 185 00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:52,140 All right? 186 00:09:52,245 --> 00:09:54,213 Back at the model home... 187 00:09:56,482 --> 00:09:59,383 Stop! It is not Zanotab. 188 00:09:59,485 --> 00:10:02,318 Well, maybe if I was allowed to have a Zanotab, I'd remember it's Euphorazine. 189 00:10:02,422 --> 00:10:05,914 No. We are not going to do that again. This family is not about to start using. 190 00:10:06,025 --> 00:10:08,323 We are pushers, not takers. 191 00:10:08,428 --> 00:10:12,524 Okay. Once more, from the bridge. 192 00:10:16,169 --> 00:10:18,069 What is that noise? 193 00:10:18,171 --> 00:10:20,765 We don't need the wood block. 194 00:10:20,873 --> 00:10:23,603 No, I just thought I would join in on the fun. 195 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,907 I mean, you guys are always talking about, you know, family and loving and... 196 00:10:27,013 --> 00:10:28,605 having good times in the circle... 197 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,615 You know what? This isn't working. 198 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,242 Maybe I'm just gonna go off and rehearse with Maeby alone. 199 00:10:33,352 --> 00:10:35,377 Oh, fine. Then I'll rehearse with Maeby after dinner. 200 00:10:36,889 --> 00:10:40,120 No! This is wholesome, family fun, okay? 201 00:10:40,226 --> 00:10:42,956 Let's take it from loose stool! One, two and a... 202 00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:44,962 What is that in your mouth? Is that a Euphorazine? 203 00:10:45,064 --> 00:10:46,964 Lindsay, spit it out! That's not real happiness! 204 00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:49,626 - Well, it's better than what we've got now. - Lindsay, spit it out! 205 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,567 And Michael arrived home... 206 00:10:51,671 --> 00:10:54,469 determined to prove that he was, in fact, fun. 207 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:56,599 I just booked us a little fishing trip. 208 00:10:56,709 --> 00:11:00,167 - But why? What did I do? - Hmm? No, no. This is a fun thing! 209 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,304 Okay? Something I've always wanted to do with you. 210 00:11:02,415 --> 00:11:04,713 Everybody's always having fun around here. Why can't we? 211 00:11:04,817 --> 00:11:09,311 Already down! Get your finger out of my throat! It's down! 212 00:11:09,422 --> 00:11:12,914 - Anyway, I thought you hated fishing. - No, it's fun. I like fun. 213 00:11:13,025 --> 00:11:17,587 I just hated doing it with my dad. This is gonna be you and me. Okay? 214 00:11:17,697 --> 00:11:21,793 We get to stay at a hotel, get up at 4:00 a.m., slap on the old seasick patch. 215 00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:25,564 We're gonna get out there on the choppy ocean. We're gonna catch ourselves a little lunch. 216 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:28,071 Oh, we get to eat it? 217 00:11:28,174 --> 00:11:30,665 After we gut it. 218 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,472 Yes. 219 00:11:32,578 --> 00:11:35,172 While the Bluth boys contemplated having fun... 220 00:11:35,281 --> 00:11:38,444 Lucille had a request for Gob's bachelor party. 221 00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:41,349 - Why do I have to bring him? - Because Buster's your brother... 222 00:11:41,454 --> 00:11:45,686 and I'm not gonna leave him home alone with all this J-U-l-C-E around. 223 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,659 I can spell, Mom. You spelled "juice." 224 00:11:48,761 --> 00:11:51,321 Oh, you're so brilliant. Let's see you find it. 225 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:54,991 Besides, I'm going to Annyong's soccer award ceremony... 226 00:11:55,368 --> 00:11:57,302 Annyong. 227 00:12:03,142 --> 00:12:04,143 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 228 00:12:04,143 --> 00:12:07,601 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 229 00:12:07,713 --> 00:12:10,204 - Yeah, I think they're gonna know that Annyong's... - Annyong. 230 00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:13,444 Would somebody please tell this insufferable child to... 231 00:12:13,553 --> 00:12:15,282 God! 232 00:12:15,388 --> 00:12:17,288 And so, as Michael and his son... 233 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,449 checked into the hotel, his brothers arrived. 234 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:23,120 - What are you guys doing here? - Oh, we're having Gob's bachelor party. 235 00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:26,562 You're not going? Even Dad's coming... Via satellite. 236 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:30,295 Uh, no. I'm gonna go fishing with my son here. We're gonna go have some fun. 237 00:12:30,403 --> 00:12:35,500 Real fun. Okay? Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. 238 00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:38,304 Why do you guys have buckets ofblood? 239 00:12:38,411 --> 00:12:40,470 It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye. 240 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:43,242 - Juice. - We have unlimited juice? 241 00:12:43,349 --> 00:12:47,547 This party is gonna be off the hook. 242 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:53,022 Meanwhile, at the wellness convention in the very same hotel... 243 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:57,061 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution... 244 00:12:57,163 --> 00:12:59,131 was preparing for their show. 245 00:12:59,232 --> 00:13:01,757 Here are the new Euphorazine side effects. 246 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:06,032 Ah, the solo. That is for my lovely and talented daughter. 247 00:13:06,138 --> 00:13:08,436 "Delayed irritability?" What do they mean by delayed? 248 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,738 It means it comes later! This is ridiculous! Why do we even have to do this? 249 00:13:11,844 --> 00:13:15,041 We are doing this to keep our family together. 250 00:13:15,147 --> 00:13:18,275 No, I'm serious. We're dressed like we're in the '60s. 251 00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:21,547 - It's the 21 st century. We should be dressing like it's the '80s. - Lindsay... 252 00:13:21,654 --> 00:13:24,680 I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. 253 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:27,782 If you need me, I'll be at the bar. 254 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,794 Well, fine, Lindsay. That's fine. 255 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:33,127 - Maeby and I'll just do... - Yeah. I'm out too. 256 00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:40,461 You think you can handle it alone? 'Cause if you don't perform, we don't validate. 257 00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:45,763 Back in Michael's hotel room... 258 00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:47,958 the guys were settling down for the night... 259 00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:50,795 so as to be ready for their 4:00 a.m. wake-up call. 260 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:53,665 It sure sounds like they're having fun out there by the pool. 261 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:57,298 Oh, they think they're having fun, Son, but it's not lasting fun. 262 00:13:57,408 --> 00:14:00,969 It is fleeting fun, like a bachelor party. 263 00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:07,676 What we got here is lasting fun. Okay? You think about that. 264 00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:11,084 - Good night, Son. - Good night, Dad. 265 00:14:11,188 --> 00:14:13,952 - Marco! - Polo! 266 00:14:14,058 --> 00:14:15,958 Marco! 267 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,824 - Polo! - Marco! 268 00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:22,729 - Hey, Dad? - Polo! 269 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:26,291 - Dad, are you still awake? - Still awake. 270 00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:28,633 It's just, um... 271 00:14:28,739 --> 00:14:31,037 I mean, this is really fun and everything... 272 00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:34,110 This isn't even the fun part. Tomorrow... 273 00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:36,236 Yeah. 274 00:14:36,347 --> 00:14:38,838 The problem I'm having is, uh... 275 00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:43,113 - I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock... - Mm-hmm. 276 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,586 which is why I'm actually such a good natural percussionist. 277 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,249 And, um... 278 00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,520 I'm just worried that I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep... 279 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,119 for another two hours and 45 minutes. 280 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:56,563 So, I was thinking maybe I would go down and check out Maeby's band... 281 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,135 and you could go see if Gob's bachelor party has started. 282 00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:02,467 Shh, shh, shh. I'm right where I want to be. 283 00:15:02,573 --> 00:15:04,632 Gob had his chance to have me there... 284 00:15:04,742 --> 00:15:06,209 but if you're sure that you can't sleep. 285 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:09,711 It's just... I don't know when I'm gonna get another chance like this... 286 00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:11,713 - you know, to be there for family. - Right. 287 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:15,512 - I'd hate to miss it, because I was too proud. - Right. 288 00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:23,656 Wait a minute. "Too proud?" What does this have to do with "too proud?" 289 00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:26,059 Actually, that part was kinda just for you. 290 00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:31,396 I was just worried the whole thing wasn't gonna land unless I included the pride part. 291 00:15:31,502 --> 00:15:33,902 Upstairs, Gob was preparing to set up the accountant... 292 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:36,905 under his father's helpful gaze. 293 00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,407 - Who called the cops? - And with the aid of some helpful gays. 294 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:41,410 You told me to hire people to look like my friends. 295 00:15:41,512 --> 00:15:43,639 They're Hot Cops. They're entertainers. 296 00:15:43,747 --> 00:15:47,274 Although I specifically asked them not to come dressed as cops. 297 00:15:47,384 --> 00:15:51,081 You better change now. He's gonna be here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch. 298 00:15:51,188 --> 00:15:53,088 Hey, uh, you got the blood. Right? 299 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:56,125 Yeah, I got two buckets full right... Hey! What the hell happened to the blood? 300 00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:01,254 - Hey, Brother. - Whoa! 301 00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:04,596 - Somebody put on his lipstick in the car. - I love juice! 302 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:09,264 This next number is the only ballad that the Solution ever attempted. 303 00:16:09,373 --> 00:16:11,705 And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary... 304 00:16:11,809 --> 00:16:15,609 without a Peter and a Paul, but I suppose it's worth a shot. 305 00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:50,838 "Teamocil is no longer available. 306 00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:53,644 Please try either Grouphug, Bondat or consult your own Wellness Guide." 307 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,049 Teamocil! 308 00:16:58,922 --> 00:17:01,152 You're out of the band. 309 00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:03,283 And, back at the bachelor party... 310 00:17:03,394 --> 00:17:06,693 Gilligan had arrived, and the con was in full swing. 311 00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:08,094 It's Ira, and I'm fine. 312 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:10,223 Come on! Have a drink! 313 00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:13,098 There's some stuff coming up you might not be able to handle sober. 314 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:16,604 Speaking of which, where's Buster? 315 00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:18,607 In fact, Buster had finished thejuice... 316 00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,870 and was desperately looking for his next sugar fix... 317 00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:22,912 when he discovered the cake in the next room. 318 00:17:23,013 --> 00:17:27,473 Unfortunately, he was unaware of the narcoleptic stripper confined within it. 319 00:17:31,388 --> 00:17:33,549 Yeah, I better go in the back room and have a look for him. 320 00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:37,457 - Ira, have a drink! - I'm not thirsty. I want some food. 321 00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:39,722 Ooh. 322 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,730 Okay. Keep it together. Don't go all Michael here. 323 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:44,528 Knock, knock! Where's the married bachelor? 324 00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:47,035 Michael, I thought you weren't coming. I thought he wasn't coming! 325 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:50,732 Well, I wasn't going to, but he's my brother, and I'm here to support him... 326 00:17:50,841 --> 00:17:56,040 like all these, uh, hot men and Ira. 327 00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:59,206 Well, you're not gonna stay. I mean, this isn't your kind of scene. 328 00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:02,774 Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm here for Gob. Now, where are the strippers? 329 00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:03,053 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 330 00:18:03,053 --> 00:18:05,317 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 331 00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:07,322 - Huh? Huh? - Well... 332 00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:10,951 just relax. I'm as fun as anybody. I can handle a back room. 333 00:18:12,596 --> 00:18:15,326 - I'm calling the cops. - No! - We're changing again, guys! 334 00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:18,230 - No. No cops. - Well, what is this? 335 00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:21,731 She died. She's dead. 336 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,569 - It was Gilligan! - What? 337 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,575 Gilligan killed the skipper... stripper. 338 00:18:26,677 --> 00:18:28,577 I didn't kill any stripper. 339 00:18:28,679 --> 00:18:30,772 - You're drunk. You don't remember. - You're pulling the rip cord! 340 00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:34,977 Ira, take my honeymoon tickets. Get out of the country. Save yourself. 341 00:18:35,085 --> 00:18:38,748 - I'm not drunk. Bix made me the designated driver. - Bix! 342 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,154 Just then, the stripper woke up... 343 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:43,624 saw Buster with what appeared to be blood around his mouth... 344 00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:46,821 - and thought she had killed him for groping her. - Not again. 345 00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:55,337 You were setting me up. 346 00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:57,464 You're trying to get me to leave the country. 347 00:18:57,574 --> 00:19:00,304 Well, the hell with you, sir. Bix, we're leaving. 348 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:03,038 I'm testifying. 349 00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,638 Yeah, the party's over. That's it. 350 00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,717 You were trying to set Ira up? 351 00:19:07,818 --> 00:19:10,787 Oh, Gob, Gob. Come on. Is this true? 352 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,516 Oh, wait a minute. It wasn't your idea, Gob. 353 00:19:13,624 --> 00:19:16,457 - It was your idea. Wasn't it, Dad? - It wa... 354 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,994 - Huh? - Even if it was my idea, which it wasn't... 355 00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:22,691 Gob screwed it up, which he did and always does. 356 00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:25,199 - You don't have to take that. - What the hell am I supposed to do? 357 00:19:26,336 --> 00:19:28,634 Here. 358 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:35,542 - Oh, no. No, no. Don't you dare, mister. - Do it. Do it. 359 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:38,240 Hey, Gob! I am your best man. I am your fath... 360 00:19:41,585 --> 00:19:45,419 What does it matter? I screwed it up anyway. A complete failure. 361 00:19:45,522 --> 00:19:48,320 Can't even fake the death of a stripper. 362 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:51,087 Oh, come on. That's not a bad thing. 363 00:19:51,195 --> 00:19:53,823 - It doesn't make you a failure. Dad's the failure. - Really? 364 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,900 When he was my age, he ran an entire company, had kids. 365 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,265 The company was corrupt. Look what he's trying to do to us. 366 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,270 I'll tell you something else. You might not be a father... 367 00:20:02,372 --> 00:20:04,363 but you are my brother. 368 00:20:06,777 --> 00:20:08,836 I might be a father. 369 00:20:10,614 --> 00:20:12,707 Why don't you start trusting yourself. Okay? Not Dad. 370 00:20:12,816 --> 00:20:14,784 You're a much better man than he is. 371 00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:17,683 - You're a better man than both of us. - Well. 372 00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:21,519 You're the best man. You're my best man. 373 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,617 Not if I have an actual ceremony, 'cause Dad would kill me, but... 374 00:20:24,728 --> 00:20:28,061 What do you say, hermano? Help me clean up this mess? 375 00:20:28,165 --> 00:20:30,030 What the hell. 376 00:20:31,335 --> 00:20:34,395 Gob, I want out. 377 00:20:34,504 --> 00:20:36,631 - I'm in love with your brother. - What? 378 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:39,334 - You did it again, you son of a bitch! - No, no! She's... 379 00:20:41,912 --> 00:20:43,709 In-law. Tobias. 380 00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:46,812 Sorry. I should have finished that thought. 381 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:49,408 On the next Arrested Development. 382 00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:51,282 Oh, my god. I killed Michael. 383 00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,754 Yeah, but on the plus side, you got punched in the face. 384 00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:57,759 Hey, Brother. Hey, Brother. 385 00:20:57,861 --> 00:21:00,261 Michael solves the mystery of the missing money. 386 00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:04,232 Ira was signatory to all these accounts? 387 00:21:04,334 --> 00:21:06,768 - Get me Ira Gilligan. - And Gilligan... 388 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:09,896 fulfills his destiny. 389 00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,566 Let it ring.