1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,591 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,941 --> 00:00:22,876 [Man Narrating] Michael was preparing for a meeting with the Bluth Company board... 6 00:00:22,977 --> 00:00:25,502 to decide what to do with some recently unfrozen funds. 7 00:00:25,613 --> 00:00:27,877 Wow. Exciting, huh? 8 00:00:27,982 --> 00:00:30,917 - Finally getting some money. - What do you want, Lindsay? 9 00:00:31,018 --> 00:00:33,851 - I'd like some of that money. - Well, this money is for land. 10 00:00:33,955 --> 00:00:36,116 Okay? We're not gonna burn through it like Dad did when he was in charge. 11 00:00:36,223 --> 00:00:39,215 With his bad investments, and his corrupt dealings... 12 00:00:39,327 --> 00:00:41,227 - Mother's neck. - No, that was a good investment. 13 00:00:41,329 --> 00:00:43,229 It is easier to look at now, isn't it? 14 00:00:43,331 --> 00:00:47,791 What if I told you that the money was for something really worthwhile? 15 00:00:47,902 --> 00:00:49,893 - Like what? - I want to have an affair. 16 00:00:50,004 --> 00:00:54,304 Now, I'm not sure with who yet, but I'll need lingerie, waxings... 17 00:00:54,408 --> 00:00:56,308 These are some real costs, Michael. 18 00:00:56,410 --> 00:01:00,244 - I take it things aren't getting better with Tobias. - What's that supposed to mean? 19 00:01:00,348 --> 00:01:03,875 [Narrator] Things hadn't been getting better with Michael's sister and her husband. 20 00:01:03,985 --> 00:01:06,613 - Even after she came up with a plan to get his attention. - ?? { Disco] 21 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:08,621 Oh, my God. Listen to the radio. 22 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:12,420 - I haven't heard this song since we first started dating. - ?? [Disco] 23 00:01:12,526 --> 00:01:16,121 I just feel like using my body. 24 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:20,530 Well, Lindsay, could you use it over there? I'm trying to grow. 25 00:01:20,635 --> 00:01:23,331 Yeah. It's clear that's not gonna happen. 26 00:01:23,437 --> 00:01:26,702 We had sex once in the last year, and he just laid there. 27 00:01:26,807 --> 00:01:28,707 All right. Look, this money is for land. 28 00:01:28,809 --> 00:01:30,709 I'm not gonna give you money to have an affair. 29 00:01:30,811 --> 00:01:33,143 Why don't you pick something else to boost up your self-worth? 30 00:01:33,247 --> 00:01:35,909 How about, uh, charity? Why don't you get back to your roots? 31 00:01:36,017 --> 00:01:38,884 Well, it has been a while. { Inhales Sharply] All right! 32 00:01:38,986 --> 00:01:41,546 I'm gonna go do that right now. 33 00:01:41,656 --> 00:01:44,022 You're gonna go get your hair done, aren't you? 34 00:01:45,126 --> 00:01:47,993 Well, if I'm gonna have an affair... 35 00:01:48,095 --> 00:01:49,995 [Phone Ringing] 36 00:01:50,097 --> 00:01:53,794 [Narrator] Michael got a message he intended to ignore. 37 00:01:53,901 --> 00:01:55,801 Until he read the next line. 38 00:01:55,903 --> 00:01:59,634 - A matter ofland, Mom? - Oh, that's funny. 39 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:04,302 I meant "a matter of'L' and 'D'..." Life and death. 40 00:02:04,412 --> 00:02:06,243 What is the matter of life and death? 41 00:02:06,347 --> 00:02:09,145 Buster's jaw clicks when he eats. 42 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:11,548 I think it's what's driving his friends away. 43 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:14,382 I sent him to Canada for an operation. 44 00:02:14,488 --> 00:02:16,718 So I'll need some of that new money that just came in. 45 00:02:16,824 --> 00:02:19,122 You know, Mom, if you want an operation that's really gonna help him... 46 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:21,558 you ought to have them finally cut that cord. 47 00:02:21,662 --> 00:02:23,994 - He needs me. - He doesn't need you. 48 00:02:24,098 --> 00:02:27,761 You coddle him. He's too old to go running to his mommy with all his problems. 49 00:02:27,868 --> 00:02:31,031 I seem to remember a certain someone... 50 00:02:31,138 --> 00:02:35,006 running to Mommy when his algebra teacher made an example of him. 51 00:02:35,109 --> 00:02:38,977 [Narrator] Michael had been suspended when another boy cheated offhis test. 52 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,571 Tracy won't marry me. I won't get a job, and... 53 00:02:41,682 --> 00:02:43,946 { Shushing] 54 00:02:44,051 --> 00:02:46,747 What is this? What's happening? 55 00:02:46,854 --> 00:02:48,788 Let Mama take care of it. 56 00:02:48,889 --> 00:02:53,189 I'll have a little chat with Mr. Vandenbosch. 57 00:02:53,294 --> 00:02:56,695 The next day, Mr. Vandenbosch was not in school. 58 00:02:56,797 --> 00:02:59,425 He was never heard from again. 59 00:02:59,533 --> 00:03:04,368 I know life is not fair to women. Your children grow up, and they don't need you anymore. 60 00:03:04,472 --> 00:03:07,908 And I seem to remember a certain grown man... 61 00:03:08,008 --> 00:03:09,908 who completely fell apart two weeks ago... 62 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:13,878 when I taped over the Nova special that had the girl on it he liked. 63 00:03:13,981 --> 00:03:17,212 That was Buster. That's my point. 64 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:24,052 [Narrator] George Michael, meanwhile, was at the frozen banana stand... 65 00:03:24,158 --> 00:03:26,058 when he thought he spotted a familiar face: 66 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,129 Pop-Pop? 67 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:31,824 Sorry, miss. { Chuckling] Pop-Pop! 68 00:03:31,932 --> 00:03:34,400 - You think you saw Pop-Pop? - But with hair! Which is probably why... 69 00:03:34,502 --> 00:03:36,766 - he asked for my hair, remember? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 70 00:03:36,871 --> 00:03:39,066 - Give me the hair! - It all adds up. 71 00:03:39,173 --> 00:03:43,109 He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard... 72 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:45,804 tunnelled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candy apple... 73 00:03:45,913 --> 00:03:48,746 - on his way to Mexico! - Of course! 74 00:03:48,849 --> 00:03:51,044 - You're mocking me. - { Scoffs] Of course. 75 00:03:51,152 --> 00:03:54,815 Listen, I know what I saw, Maeby. And there's no other explanation. 76 00:03:54,922 --> 00:03:57,789 So listen. My twin brother's in town. I want you to take care ofhim. 77 00:03:57,892 --> 00:04:00,292 - You still see Uncle Oscar? - Tell you what. 78 00:04:00,394 --> 00:04:03,158 Give him ten grand from the, uh, new cash. 79 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:06,495 - Just send him on his way. - Dad, the money is for the business, okay? 80 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,591 - I'm not just gonna hand it all out. - Michael! 81 00:04:08,702 --> 00:04:11,034 This is my brother. Do you know what it's like to have a sibling... 82 00:04:11,138 --> 00:04:13,038 who has no source of income except for you? 83 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:16,507 just one? No. No idea. It sounds wonderful though. 84 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:18,874 Look, the board is watching every move I make. 85 00:04:18,979 --> 00:04:22,972 EspeciallyJordan. He's just waiting for me to screw up, so he can blow the whistle on me. 86 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,880 Why don't you just buy him out of his stock? 87 00:04:24,985 --> 00:04:27,351 No, no. He wants twice the value. But... 88 00:04:27,454 --> 00:04:29,888 Listen. Stop tellin' me what to do with the money, please? 89 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:33,357 I've got a plan for the board meeting that's gonna take the gun right out ofJordan's hand. 90 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:36,190 Listen, you've got the money now. And you know my price. 91 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:38,197 You don't need a whistle-blower around here. 92 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:40,699 Interesting choice of words, Mr. Jordan. 93 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:42,826 He's right. We don't need a whistle-blower. 94 00:04:42,937 --> 00:04:46,998 We need a building full of whistle-blowers. 95 00:04:47,107 --> 00:04:49,007 Okay? Whistles. 96 00:04:49,109 --> 00:04:53,068 I want this place to be honest. That's exactly why I had these made up for us. 97 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:56,513 - When you see something wrong, I wa... - { Whistles] 98 00:04:56,617 --> 00:04:59,381 There you go. I want you to report it. I want you to... 99 00:04:59,486 --> 00:05:02,421 - { Whistles] - Exactly. Just like that. 100 00:05:02,523 --> 00:05:04,514 - I want us to police ourselves as vigilant... - [Whistling] 101 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:07,355 Let's wait till something actually happens though. Okay, good fun. { Chuckles] 102 00:05:07,461 --> 00:05:09,361 All right. Hey. Enough! 103 00:05:09,463 --> 00:05:12,193 45, 46, 47... 104 00:05:12,299 --> 00:05:14,563 Okay, there's still three whistles left out there. 105 00:05:14,668 --> 00:05:17,000 - Who's got the whistles? - { Whistles] 106 00:05:17,104 --> 00:05:19,868 - He kept one. - There's a good example of whistle-blowing. 107 00:05:19,974 --> 00:05:23,876 But you've kept yours, so it's hurting your case. 108 00:05:23,978 --> 00:05:26,344 - I was in the bathroom when you asked for it back. - [Whistling] 109 00:05:26,447 --> 00:05:28,608 - [Man] No, he wasn't. - In any event... 110 00:05:28,716 --> 00:05:30,843 we are going to be responsible with this money. 111 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:33,249 Michael, I hope I'm not interrupting anything... 112 00:05:33,354 --> 00:05:38,121 - but I'd love to get a hunk of that new company money. - [Whistling] 113 00:05:38,225 --> 00:05:42,662 I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. 114 00:05:42,763 --> 00:05:47,132 And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. 115 00:05:47,234 --> 00:05:51,193 - That's not what I was thinking. - Sorry, I just... 116 00:05:51,305 --> 00:05:53,899 - A quick question for Michael. - Is this about the money? 117 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:56,977 - No! { Chuckles] - What do you want? 118 00:05:57,077 --> 00:06:00,137 It's not about money in the sense that I'm saying, "Here, Michael, take some money." 119 00:06:00,247 --> 00:06:04,047 It's just more of a "May I have some?" kind of visit. 120 00:06:04,151 --> 00:06:06,381 Don't you have a wife that you can ask now? 121 00:06:06,487 --> 00:06:07,755 - She left me. - For Tobias? 122 00:06:07,755 --> 00:06:08,722 - She left me. - For Tobias? 123 00:06:08,822 --> 00:06:10,722 - For me? - No! 124 00:06:10,824 --> 00:06:14,225 - She doesn't even like you. - I'm in love with your brother-in-law. 125 00:06:14,328 --> 00:06:17,229 You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? 126 00:06:17,331 --> 00:06:20,391 - No. Your sister's husband. - Michael? Michael! 127 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:22,901 - No, that's your sister's brother. - I'm my sister's brother. 128 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:26,461 - You're in love with me. Me! - I'm in love with Tobias. 129 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:29,565 - My brother-in-law? - I know it can never be. So I'm leaving. 130 00:06:29,677 --> 00:06:32,305 - I'm enlisting in the army. - To be with your brother. 131 00:06:32,413 --> 00:06:34,643 - No! - Anyway, I can't be expected to live... 132 00:06:34,748 --> 00:06:37,512 on the $800-a-month army-wife stipend that I'm gonna get. 133 00:06:37,618 --> 00:06:39,916 They just don't support the spouses. 134 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:44,457 You don't want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay? Living off handouts your whole life. 135 00:06:44,558 --> 00:06:46,423 Why don't you come up with a way to make money? 136 00:06:46,527 --> 00:06:49,826 A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe, uh, maybe a business idea? 137 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:52,763 Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. 138 00:06:52,866 --> 00:06:57,599 Except I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. 139 00:06:57,705 --> 00:07:00,265 Oh, but give me an old pro, like a Robert Redford? 140 00:07:00,374 --> 00:07:03,036 Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. 141 00:07:03,143 --> 00:07:06,510 And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth... 142 00:07:06,613 --> 00:07:09,878 - if that's what you're thinking. - Actually, that time that was what I was thinking. 143 00:07:09,984 --> 00:07:14,785 - { Chuckles] - And later that day, Maeby spotted something interesting. 144 00:07:19,259 --> 00:07:23,958 Lindsay, meanwhile, arrived at the salon hoping to increase her self-esteem. 145 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:27,761 Unfortunately, her stylist hadjust been called up by his reserve unit. 146 00:07:27,868 --> 00:07:30,302 - What's happening? Where are you going? - I'm not allowed to tell. 147 00:07:30,404 --> 00:07:34,807 - It's the war. - Come on! These salon wars have got to stop! 148 00:07:34,908 --> 00:07:37,536 The war, Lindsay. The real war. 149 00:07:37,644 --> 00:07:40,875 Lindsay was stunned, notjust that she was losing her stylist... 150 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:43,609 but that apparently, there was a war going on. 151 00:07:43,717 --> 00:07:46,481 Well, I'm protesting this war. You're my friend... 152 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:48,748 and I'm not gonna let Shauna cut my hair. 153 00:07:48,856 --> 00:07:50,915 I'm going to take a stand. 154 00:07:51,025 --> 00:07:54,051 [Narrator] And Lindsay found a solution to her self-esteem problem. 155 00:07:54,161 --> 00:07:58,120 Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop. 156 00:07:58,232 --> 00:08:00,826 - I need a cup of coffee to focus. - It's so crowded in here. 157 00:08:00,934 --> 00:08:05,064 I can't think. Okay. What is it that people need? 158 00:08:05,172 --> 00:08:07,504 People love to carbo-load. 159 00:08:07,608 --> 00:08:09,906 - The bagel place. - There you go. 160 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:13,776 - Hey, guys. What's goin' on? - Just researching our investment. 161 00:08:13,881 --> 00:08:16,714 Oh, yeah. Coffee places. I've thought about these. 162 00:08:16,817 --> 00:08:20,514 I'll tell you what. You guys come up with a proposal, we'll try one. 163 00:08:20,621 --> 00:08:23,021 [Narrator] Gob and Tobias accidentally had Michael on the hook... 164 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:25,591 and they didn't want to blow the deal. 165 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:35,367 I guess that's a response. 166 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:38,233 - Hey, Nephew. - Oh, hey! { Chuckles] 167 00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:40,238 Uncle Oscar. How are you doin'? 168 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,900 - Wow, you are like, like a rock. - { Chuckling, Groaning] 169 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:45,444 - Oh, the tension! Come on. - Oh, okay. That's plenty. 170 00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:48,208 - Okay. That's the pancreas right there. - What's happening now? 171 00:08:48,315 --> 00:08:50,306 - { Chuckles Uneasily] - The two men reconnected... 172 00:08:50,417 --> 00:08:53,284 - neither one anxious to bring up the issue at hand. - One on the lips. 173 00:08:53,387 --> 00:08:57,050 Obviously, Dad's in prison now. I'm running the business a little bit differently. 174 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:59,284 - You do the best with what you have. - Yeah. 175 00:08:59,393 --> 00:09:03,056 - I have lemons, I make lemonade. - That's a very positive attitude. 176 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:06,792 I hate the lemonade business. I hate the grind. You have to grind so many... { Beeps] 177 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,925 - lemons. - You're not a very metaphorical person, are you? 178 00:09:09,036 --> 00:09:11,800 - I need money. - I know. 179 00:09:11,905 --> 00:09:15,136 { Sighs] Ah, I cannot tell you how that has weighed on me. 180 00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:17,472 - [Passing Gas] - Mm. 181 00:09:17,578 --> 00:09:21,344 Why don't we sit over here? 182 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:26,351 So I've got too many people watching me too closely. 183 00:09:26,453 --> 00:09:30,412 So, if you're willing to work, or if you have something of value... 184 00:09:30,524 --> 00:09:33,118 The only thing I have of value is my land. 185 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:35,821 I could give you the rights to "All You Need Are Smiles." 186 00:09:35,929 --> 00:09:39,160 That was a song I wrote for David Cassidy; he was gonna sing it on The Mike Douglas Show. 187 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:41,860 But he was too embarrassed to do it in front ofJohn and Yoko. 188 00:09:41,969 --> 00:09:45,427 - Tell me about the land. - It's a couple hundred acres... 189 00:09:45,539 --> 00:09:47,769 of lemon groves, right near Camp Pendleton. 190 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:50,343 If you're willing to part with that land, Uncle Oscar... 191 00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:53,811 I can guarantee you a little bit more than that $10,000. 192 00:09:53,914 --> 00:09:57,816 To be honest, I've often thought of giving it up to pursue my...my lost love. 193 00:09:59,052 --> 00:10:01,247 The love that was taken from me. 194 00:10:01,355 --> 00:10:04,791 - [Passing Gas] - I hope that was the espresso machine. 195 00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:07,452 [Narrator] Michael made the trip to survey the land. 196 00:10:07,561 --> 00:10:10,359 It was, indeed, beautiful. 197 00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:13,661 And the next day, he went to his father to tell him. 198 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,667 - You give that gift to my brother? - Gift? No. 199 00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:18,567 I did not give him a gift. I told you. The money was for investing... 200 00:10:18,672 --> 00:10:21,232 - and that's exactly what I did with it, Pop. - Oh, Michael! 201 00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:23,673 This guy has got nothing in his life. He wrote one song that... 202 00:10:23,777 --> 00:10:26,974 madeJoan Baez call him "the shallowest man in the world." 203 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,709 He has a worthless piece of property and, yes, a head of hair... 204 00:10:30,817 --> 00:10:32,910 only because he's never had to work for a living. 205 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:36,581 - Wait. What piece of property's worthless? - The grove. Where he lives. 206 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:39,921 I mean, you can't build on it. The government has an easement on it. 207 00:10:40,027 --> 00:10:42,655 - Does Oscar know this? - Of course he knows it. 208 00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:45,288 I mean, they run their... their tanks through there. 209 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:48,027 Occasionally, they stop for a little lemonade, but what's that? 210 00:10:48,135 --> 00:10:50,228 That's a buck fifty. You can't make much from that. 211 00:10:50,337 --> 00:10:54,433 - Indeed, the land was valueless. - [Explosion] 212 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:58,739 - [Tank Rumbling] - Fellas! Fellas! 213 00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:01,575 So. Tell me about this investment you made. 214 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:09,712 [Narrator] Back at the model home, Lindsay had decided... 215 00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:12,587 not to take her stylist's departure lying down. 216 00:11:12,693 --> 00:11:16,185 I'm protesting the war. There's a war going on, you know? 217 00:11:16,296 --> 00:11:19,026 Yeah, I'm the one who told you, and you said it happened ten years ago. 218 00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:21,362 Hey, isn't this the same sign you used to picket the cable company... 219 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:24,232 - when they dropped the Style Network? - Actually, I used this one... 220 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:26,898 for Michael when he was too cheap to pay for the premium channels. 221 00:11:27,007 --> 00:11:29,805 But I added the bit about the stylists. 222 00:11:31,378 --> 00:11:33,778 You know that secret you have? 223 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,939 The one about the hair that nobody's supposed to see? 224 00:11:36,049 --> 00:11:39,382 - Hai... - I saw it. 225 00:11:39,486 --> 00:11:42,319 - Oh. - I saw Pop-Pop. 226 00:11:42,422 --> 00:11:44,652 Oh, right. Pop-Pop with hair. 227 00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:47,784 - You know, I should tell my dad about... - No, you... { Beeps] 228 00:11:47,894 --> 00:11:50,055 He might need us to help him, so we should go check out the prison... 229 00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:52,290 - and make sure he's not there. - [Door Opening] 230 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:56,563 Oh. Hey, you know, I got cable. You won that one! 231 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:59,730 - { Beeping] - Michael was embarrassed about the bad investment he'd made... 232 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,933 and was hoping to keep it a secret. 233 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:05,170 Hi, this is Oscar. I'm off, pursuing my lady love. 234 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:07,907 - Leave a message. I'll get back to you next summer. - { Beeping] 235 00:12:08,015 --> 00:12:10,643 Hey, it's Michael. I know that you think that you've disappeared... 236 00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:13,083 - but I will find you. - { Beeps] 237 00:12:13,186 --> 00:12:15,347 - Who's disappeared? - No one. 238 00:12:15,455 --> 00:12:17,616 - Why do you ask? Have you seen someone? - I've seen no one. 239 00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:20,522 - Then you haven't seen anyone that looks like Pop-Pop. - No. Why? 240 00:12:20,627 --> 00:12:23,460 Has someone... who looks like Pop-Pop disappeared? 241 00:12:23,563 --> 00:12:26,157 No. Course not. 242 00:12:28,201 --> 00:12:30,431 Have you seen the agricultural report? 243 00:12:30,537 --> 00:12:34,769 Nothing's hotter than coffee, so... the trend is up. 244 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,775 So, if we could get that check from you... 245 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:39,539 I'm not just gonna hand out a check, okay? 246 00:12:39,646 --> 00:12:41,546 You gotta come up with an investment plan. 247 00:12:41,648 --> 00:12:45,277 - You gotta call... - Oh, we've got an investment plan. 248 00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,649 - "Gobias Industries." - Go bias. 249 00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:49,881 - Hmm? - As in, "Go buy us some coffee." 250 00:12:51,091 --> 00:12:53,116 It's great. Looks good. 251 00:12:53,226 --> 00:12:56,161 So, when do I start makin' my moneys? 252 00:12:56,263 --> 00:13:02,031 Well, um, there, uh... there may not be as much investment capital as we thought. 253 00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:05,366 Uh, money's kind of tied up in this land deal. 254 00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:09,806 This is the first any of us at Gobias Industries have heard of a land deal. 255 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:13,141 - We could borrow on that land. - There's not much to borrow against. 256 00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:15,180 The deal seems to be bad. 257 00:13:15,282 --> 00:13:18,479 It's Uncle Oscar's land, and it may be worthless. 258 00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:21,145 - And the board okayed it? - They weren't notified. 259 00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:24,690 Damn it! Every time, Dad does this to us. 260 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:28,318 - Gob, Dad really wasn't... - He went around you, around the board... 261 00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:31,022 - He steamrolled Gobias. - Yeah, what are you gonna do? 262 00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:33,497 Go down to that prison and give him a piece of my mind. 263 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,591 - You don't need to do that. - No, I'm doing it! 264 00:13:35,702 --> 00:13:37,693 No, because you're in charge now. And I'm telling him that. 265 00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:40,136 No, no, no, no. Listen, Gob, he's human. 266 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,836 He's a human being, and... let-let me try to get us out of this, you know? 267 00:13:44,945 --> 00:13:48,676 Let me just see if I can get Dad out of this mess that he has created for himself, okay? 268 00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:53,151 I'm afraid... this offer comes off the table... 269 00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:55,278 at midnight tonight. 270 00:13:55,389 --> 00:13:58,017 Maybe the worst bluff I've ever seen. 271 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:01,925 [Narrator] Even the members of Gobias agreed on that one. 272 00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:06,556 The next day, Lindsay, having heard about a military exercise... 273 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:10,693 joined a protest group and went off to exercise her own First Amendment rights. 274 00:14:10,804 --> 00:14:13,136 This way! Thank you! 275 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,174 Right here. This way. 276 00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:18,073 I ask you to make sure you're fully inside the free speech zone... 277 00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:21,170 - before beginning your protest. - Free speech zone? 278 00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:23,749 This is where we're protesting? This isn't right. Where are the cameras? 279 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:26,444 They're in the free press zone, and if you could save your comments until... 280 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:28,987 you're completely loaded into the cage... 281 00:14:29,089 --> 00:14:31,853 Well, at least the procession will come through here. They'll see us protest. 282 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,927 Actually, they're using their right to cut through the lemon grove. 283 00:14:35,028 --> 00:14:37,292 Okay, have fun, enjoy your right to free speech. 284 00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:39,558 The armed forces welcomes your dissent. 285 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:42,533 Well, hopefully somebody will come by we can protest. 286 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,403 My grandkids. What a surprise. 287 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,604 - Oh, he's here. - Of course I'm here. Where else would I be? 288 00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:56,910 Well, we thought you broke out of prison and were on the lam with stolen hair. 289 00:14:57,017 --> 00:15:00,077 Don't you think that if I got out of here, I might want to go home? 290 00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:03,623 That's what we thought. But then my dad told us about that lemon grove you bought... 291 00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:05,623 - and we thought you were going there. - Yeah, but don't worry. 292 00:15:05,725 --> 00:15:08,421 We would never blow the whistle on family. 293 00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:11,361 What lemon grove? 294 00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:13,456 [Narrator] And so, Michael went back to the board... 295 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,933 to take responsibility for his mistake. 296 00:15:16,036 --> 00:15:19,301 My dad screwed up. He bought something that he shouldn't have. 297 00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,704 But I guess... guess that's why he's behind bars. 298 00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:25,335 Yeah. And he's not allowed to conduct any business from there. 299 00:15:25,445 --> 00:15:29,279 { Inhales] Right, yeah. I was involved. It wasn't all his decision. 300 00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:32,283 You see, it was his idea, and then I carried out the transaction. 301 00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:35,946 That's even worse. Conspiracy to commit fraud. 302 00:15:36,056 --> 00:15:38,320 'Course, you can always buy me off the board. 303 00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,484 We don't have the money anymore. 304 00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:43,154 And I assure you that nothing illegal has happened here. 305 00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:45,163 I've misspoke. 306 00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:48,701 - My dad in no way is talking about business from prison. - [Knocking] 307 00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:51,100 [Softly] Excuse me. Your father's calling from prison. 308 00:15:51,204 --> 00:15:54,571 He wants to talk about the land deal you made with his brother. 309 00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:57,575 - I found this on your desk. Can I keep this? - { Whistles] 310 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:07,215 Back at the free speech zone, Lindsay's protest had started to gain some attention. 311 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,220 But not from any key decision makers. 312 00:16:09,322 --> 00:16:12,814 - Thought we were seein' a gay marriage. - We can still hose 'em down. 313 00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:14,985 - What do we want? - { Indistinct Chanting] 314 00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:17,222 - What do we want? - [Chanting Continues] 315 00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,298 { Yelling, Indistinct] 316 00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:21,333 Where's everyone going? 317 00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:24,870 - What, are you giving up? - Face it, Lindsay. They've won. 318 00:16:24,971 --> 00:16:26,871 Well, I'm not going anywhere! 319 00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:30,204 All your water's doing is whetting my appetite for protest. 320 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:33,074 No hair for oil! No hair for oil! 321 00:16:33,179 --> 00:16:35,170 Fine! We'll drown you out with music. 322 00:16:35,282 --> 00:16:39,184 - Crank it up! I'm in the mood to dance! - ?? [Disco] 323 00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:43,950 { Volume Increases] 324 00:16:44,057 --> 00:16:47,891 And Lindsay discovered that the activism that came out... 325 00:16:47,994 --> 00:16:52,055 ofher desire for prettier hair really did boost her self-esteem. 326 00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:54,326 While Michael, with nowhere else to turn... 327 00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:56,868 made a rare, unsolicited visit to his mother's. 328 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,870 - Michael? - Yeah. 329 00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:02,066 I hope you're here to bring me a check for Buster's surgery. 330 00:17:02,175 --> 00:17:05,440 They made him stop eating after midnight, and he's hungry, and he's in a foreign land... 331 00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:07,877 and his jaw is clicking, and he's scared. 332 00:17:07,981 --> 00:17:11,212 - I don't have the money. All right, Mom? - Then why are you here? 333 00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:13,286 I don't know. I don't know. 334 00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:20,757 So, how's work? 335 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,624 It's-It's not great, Mom, since you asked. 336 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,891 It's-It's just... It's not that great, you know? 337 00:17:25,999 --> 00:17:28,058 I got a board member who's trying to extort me... 338 00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:31,604 and a seller I can't find... this whole real estate thing is a total mess... 339 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,900 - I got Dad completely... - What did your father do? 340 00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:36,339 - Did he try to screw something up for you again? - No, no. 341 00:17:36,443 --> 00:17:38,377 He didn't screw anything up. I screwed something up, Mom. 342 00:17:38,478 --> 00:17:42,437 l-I did it, and Dad is just, you know, furious at me. 343 00:17:42,549 --> 00:17:45,177 And he should be, you know? He told me to pay off his brother, and I didn't. 344 00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:47,276 Instead, I bought his worthless land. 345 00:17:47,387 --> 00:17:49,912 - With the lemons and the tanks? - I know it! 346 00:17:50,023 --> 00:17:53,083 First investment I made with the company money, and it's a total disaster. 347 00:17:53,193 --> 00:17:56,162 Then I went ahead and lied about it, which is gonna let this board member... 348 00:17:56,262 --> 00:17:58,492 bring the company down... I'm gonna ruin this family... 349 00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:01,362 - Mom... - { Shushing] 350 00:18:01,468 --> 00:18:03,527 - { Continues] - What's this? What's happening? 351 00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:06,834 - It's going to be all right. - Why are you squeezing me with your body? 352 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,931 It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. 353 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,704 - Why? - Because you need your mother right now. 354 00:18:11,811 --> 00:18:15,178 But I don't get along with my... Sorry. That was a knee jerk. 355 00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:19,149 Michael. You made a mistake. You're a human being. 356 00:18:19,252 --> 00:18:22,619 But you're so forgiving to everyone else in this family. 357 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,656 Try being forgiving to yourself. 358 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,249 Now, if you'll excuse me. 359 00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:31,359 - Let Mama take care of it. - No, no. 360 00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:34,297 Mom, come on. I don't want you to do anything. Hey! This isn't algebra. 361 00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:37,393 I'm a big boy. Mother.! Do not make somebody dis... 362 00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:40,667 - [Door Closes] - disappear. 363 00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,208 [Phone Ringing] 364 00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:46,301 [Cartoonish Sounds] 365 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,849 [Shouting, Jeering] 366 00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:55,080 Now there's someone who could have used a good mother. Whore.! 367 00:18:55,188 --> 00:19:00,057 [Narrator] And so, before Oscar could leave to find his lady love... 368 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,492 - Oscar! - She found him. 369 00:19:02,595 --> 00:19:06,827 Lucille! You look fantastic! 370 00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:09,265 You still have the neck of a 20-year-old. 371 00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:12,532 And you still have the hair of a lion. 372 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:16,507 - { Laughing] - Take back the land. 373 00:19:16,609 --> 00:19:20,545 That's it? But l-I thought we could have... 374 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:24,344 this brief moment to... reconnect. 375 00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:27,352 Oscar. Your brother is in jail right now. 376 00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:30,946 - My husband is in jail. - { Sighing] You're right. 377 00:19:31,057 --> 00:19:33,287 So what's the rush? 378 00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:39,531 - And, the next day... - Michael! 379 00:19:39,632 --> 00:19:42,100 Hey, Mom! Hi. Listen. 380 00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:44,670 I'm sorry about yesterday. It was a moment of weakness. 381 00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:47,706 Now l-I gotta go into this board meeting. I'm just gonna tell them the truth. 382 00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:50,367 If this guyJordan wants to try to get me fired, then maybe I deserve it. 383 00:19:50,477 --> 00:19:53,207 He's gone. We bought out his shares. 384 00:19:53,313 --> 00:19:58,216 - With what? - With the money you tried to spend on that lemon grove. 385 00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:00,252 You got it back. How? 386 00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:04,088 { Shushing] 387 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:08,593 You know about what I was saying about how people outlive their usefulness? 388 00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:11,721 - That was out of line. - I know. 389 00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:14,026 But you made a good point. 390 00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:17,831 Maybe I do need something to occupy my time, other than my children. 391 00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:20,735 Well, if you do want to spend it together, it's fine with me. 392 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,968 I'm so glad to hear that. 393 00:20:24,077 --> 00:20:26,045 { Kissing Sounds] 394 00:20:29,516 --> 00:20:31,984 - { Sighs] - All right. 395 00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:34,246 Let's get this meeting started. 396 00:20:34,354 --> 00:20:38,688 Why have we been spending so much money on whistles? 397 00:20:41,094 --> 00:20:43,289 On the next Arrested Development... 398 00:20:43,396 --> 00:20:46,593 Michael finds having his mother on the board problematic. 399 00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:50,430 - We have to be courageous. - I remember a young man who used to say... 400 00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:53,597 "But I don't have bad dreams in your bed.!" 401 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:56,436 - { Laughing Wildly] - That was Buster. 402 00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:59,706 - Lindsay finds her true calling: - I want to be... 403 00:20:59,813 --> 00:21:03,772 a cage dancer. { Laughing] 404 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:07,478 - And Oscar comes a-courtin. - ?? [Oscar Singing His Pop Tune] 405 00:21:07,587 --> 00:21:09,612 What's that racket? 406 00:21:14,794 --> 00:21:17,922 ?? [Ends] 407 00:21:19,232 --> 00:21:21,132 Smile.