1 00:00:00,110 --> 00:00:03,011 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,113 --> 00:00:05,104 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,215 --> 00:00:07,206 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:14,384 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,361 --> 00:00:20,296 Michael was preparing for a meeting with the Bluth Company board... 6 00:00:20,397 --> 00:00:22,922 to decide what to do with some recently unfrozen funds. 7 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:25,297 Wow. Exciting, huh? 8 00:00:25,661 --> 00:00:28,596 - Finally getting some money. - What do you want, Lindsay? 9 00:00:28,697 --> 00:00:31,530 - I'd like some of that money. - Well, this money is for land. 10 00:00:31,634 --> 00:00:33,795 Okay? We're not gonna burn through it like Dad did when he was in charge. 11 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:36,894 With his bad investments, and his corrupt dealings... 12 00:00:37,006 --> 00:00:38,906 - Mother's neck. - No, that was a good investment. 13 00:00:39,008 --> 00:00:40,908 It is easier to look at now, isn't it? 14 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:45,470 What if I told you that the money was for something really worthwhile? 15 00:00:45,581 --> 00:00:47,572 - Like what? - I want to have an affair. 16 00:00:47,683 --> 00:00:51,983 Now, I'm not sure with who yet, but I'll need lingerie, waxings... 17 00:00:52,087 --> 00:00:53,987 These are some real costs, Michael. 18 00:00:54,089 --> 00:00:57,923 - I take it things aren't getting better with Tobias. - What's that supposed to mean? 19 00:00:58,027 --> 00:01:01,554 Things hadn't been getting better with Michael's sister and her husband. 20 00:01:01,664 --> 00:01:04,292 Even after she came up with a plan to get his attention. 21 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,300 Oh, my God. Listen to the radio. 22 00:01:06,402 --> 00:01:10,099 I haven't heard this song since we first started dating. 23 00:01:10,205 --> 00:01:13,800 I just feel like using my body. 24 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:18,209 Well, Lindsay, could you use it over there? I'm trying to grow. 25 00:01:18,314 --> 00:01:21,010 Yeah. It's clear that's not gonna happen. 26 00:01:21,116 --> 00:01:24,381 We had sex once in the last year, and he just laid there. 27 00:01:24,486 --> 00:01:26,386 All right. Look, this money is for land. 28 00:01:26,488 --> 00:01:28,388 I'm not gonna give you money to have an affair. 29 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:30,822 Why don't you pick something else to boost up your self-worth? 30 00:01:30,926 --> 00:01:33,588 How about, uh, charity? Why don't you get back to your roots? 31 00:01:33,696 --> 00:01:36,563 Well, it has been a while. All right! 32 00:01:36,665 --> 00:01:39,225 I'm gonna go do that right now. 33 00:01:39,335 --> 00:01:41,701 You're gonna go get your hair done, aren't you? 34 00:01:42,805 --> 00:01:45,672 Well, if I'm gonna have an affair... 35 00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:51,473 Michael got a message he intended to ignore. 36 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:53,480 Until he read the next line. 37 00:01:53,582 --> 00:01:57,313 - A matter ofland, Mom? - Oh, that's funny. 38 00:01:57,419 --> 00:02:01,981 I meant "a matter of'L' and 'D'..." Life and death. 39 00:02:02,091 --> 00:02:03,922 What is the matter of life and death? 40 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:06,824 Buster's jaw clicks when he eats. 41 00:02:06,929 --> 00:02:09,227 I think it's what's driving his friends away. 42 00:02:09,331 --> 00:02:12,061 I sent him to Canada for an operation. 43 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,397 So I'll need some of that new money that just came in. 44 00:02:14,503 --> 00:02:16,801 You know, Mom, if you want an operation that's really gonna help him... 45 00:02:16,905 --> 00:02:19,237 you ought to have them finally cut that cord. 46 00:02:19,341 --> 00:02:21,673 - He needs me. - He doesn't need you. 47 00:02:21,777 --> 00:02:25,440 You coddle him. He's too old to go running to his mommy with all his problems. 48 00:02:25,547 --> 00:02:28,710 I seem to remember a certain someone... 49 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:32,685 running to Mommy when his algebra teacher made an example of him. 50 00:02:32,788 --> 00:02:36,656 Michael had been suspended when another boy cheated offhis test. 51 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:39,250 Tracy won't marry me. I won't get a job, and... 52 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:44,426 What is this? What's happening? 53 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:46,467 Let Mama take care of it. 54 00:02:46,568 --> 00:02:50,868 I'll have a little chat with Mr. Vandenbosch. 55 00:02:50,973 --> 00:02:54,374 The next day, Mr. Vandenbosch was not in school. 56 00:02:54,476 --> 00:02:57,104 He was never heard from again. 57 00:02:57,212 --> 00:03:02,047 I know life is not fair to women. Your children grow up, and they don't need you anymore. 58 00:03:02,151 --> 00:03:05,587 And I seem to remember a certain grown man... 59 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:07,587 who completely fell apart two weeks ago... 60 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:11,557 when I taped over the Nova special that had the girl on it he liked. 61 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:14,891 That was Buster. That's my point. 62 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,731 George Michael, meanwhile, was at the frozen banana stand... 63 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:23,737 when he thought he spotted a familiar face: 64 00:03:23,839 --> 00:03:26,808 Pop-Pop? 65 00:03:26,909 --> 00:03:29,503 Sorry, miss. Pop-Pop! 66 00:03:29,611 --> 00:03:32,079 - You think you saw Pop-Pop? - But with hair! Which is probably why... 67 00:03:32,181 --> 00:03:34,445 - he asked for my hair, remember? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 68 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:36,745 - Give me the hair! - It all adds up. 69 00:03:36,852 --> 00:03:40,788 He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard... 70 00:03:40,889 --> 00:03:43,483 tunnelled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candy apple... 71 00:03:43,592 --> 00:03:46,425 - on his way to Mexico! - Of course! 72 00:03:46,528 --> 00:03:48,723 - You're mocking me. - Of course. 73 00:03:48,831 --> 00:03:52,494 Listen, I know what I saw, Maeby. And there's no other explanation. 74 00:03:52,601 --> 00:03:55,468 So listen. My twin brother's in town. I want you to take care ofhim. 75 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:57,971 - You still see Uncle Oscar? - Tell you what. 76 00:03:58,073 --> 00:04:00,837 Give him ten grand from the, uh, new cash. 77 00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:04,174 - Just send him on his way. - Dad, the money is for the business, okay? 78 00:04:04,279 --> 00:04:06,270 - I'm not just gonna hand it all out. - Michael! 79 00:04:06,381 --> 00:04:08,713 This is my brother. Do you know what it's like to have a sibling... 80 00:04:08,817 --> 00:04:10,717 who has no source of income except for you? 81 00:04:10,819 --> 00:04:14,186 just one? No. No idea. It sounds wonderful though. 82 00:04:14,289 --> 00:04:16,553 Look, the board is watching every move I make. 83 00:04:16,658 --> 00:04:20,651 EspeciallyJordan. He's just waiting for me to screw up, so he can blow the whistle on me. 84 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:22,559 Why don't you just buy him out of his stock? 85 00:04:22,664 --> 00:04:25,030 No, no. He wants twice the value. But... 86 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:27,567 Listen. Stop tellin' me what to do with the money, please? 87 00:04:27,669 --> 00:04:31,036 I've got a plan for the board meeting that's gonna take the gun right out ofJordan's hand. 88 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:33,869 Listen, you've got the money now. And you know my price. 89 00:04:33,976 --> 00:04:35,876 You don't need a whistle-blower around here. 90 00:04:35,978 --> 00:04:38,378 Interesting choice of words, Mr. Jordan. 91 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,505 He's right. We don't need a whistle-blower. 92 00:04:40,616 --> 00:04:44,677 We need a building full of whistle-blowers. 93 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:46,686 Okay? Whistles. 94 00:04:46,788 --> 00:04:50,747 I want this place to be honest. That's exactly why I had these made up for us. 95 00:04:50,859 --> 00:04:54,192 When you see something wrong, I wa... 96 00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:57,060 There you go. I want you to report it. I want you to... 97 00:04:57,165 --> 00:05:00,100 Exactly. Just like that. 98 00:05:00,202 --> 00:05:02,193 I want us to police ourselves as vigilant... 99 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:05,034 Let's wait till something actually happens though. Okay, good fun. 100 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:07,040 All right. Hey. Enough! 101 00:05:07,142 --> 00:05:09,872 45, 46, 47... 102 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:12,242 Okay, there's still three whistles left out there. 103 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,679 Who's got the whistles? 104 00:05:14,783 --> 00:05:17,547 - He kept one. - There's a good example of whistle-blowing. 105 00:05:17,653 --> 00:05:21,555 But you've kept yours, so it's hurting your case. 106 00:05:21,657 --> 00:05:24,023 I was in the bathroom when you asked for it back. 107 00:05:24,126 --> 00:05:26,287 - No, he wasn't. - In any event... 108 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:28,522 we are going to be responsible with this money. 109 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:30,928 Michael, I hope I'm not interrupting anything... 110 00:05:31,033 --> 00:05:35,800 but I'd love to get a hunk of that new company money. 111 00:05:35,904 --> 00:05:40,341 I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. 112 00:05:40,442 --> 00:05:44,811 And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. 113 00:05:44,913 --> 00:05:48,872 - That's not what I was thinking. - Sorry, I just... 114 00:05:48,984 --> 00:05:51,578 - A quick question for Michael. - Is this about the money? 115 00:05:51,687 --> 00:05:54,656 - No! - What do you want? 116 00:05:54,756 --> 00:05:57,816 It's not about money in the sense that I'm saying, "Here, Michael, take some money." 117 00:05:57,926 --> 00:06:01,726 It's just more of a "May I have some?" kind of visit. 118 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:04,060 Don't you have a wife that you can ask now? 119 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,434 - She left me. - For Tobias? 120 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:06,401 - She left me. - For Tobias? 121 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:08,401 - For me? - No! 122 00:06:08,503 --> 00:06:11,904 - She doesn't even like you. - I'm in love with your brother-in-law. 123 00:06:12,007 --> 00:06:14,908 You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? 124 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:18,070 - No. Your sister's husband. - Michael? Michael! 125 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:20,580 - No, that's your sister's brother. - I'm my sister's brother. 126 00:06:20,682 --> 00:06:24,140 - You're in love with me. Me! - I'm in love with Tobias. 127 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:27,244 - My brother-in-law? - I know it can never be. So I'm leaving. 128 00:06:27,356 --> 00:06:29,984 - I'm enlisting in the army. - To be with your brother. 129 00:06:30,092 --> 00:06:32,322 - No! - Anyway, I can't be expected to live... 130 00:06:32,427 --> 00:06:35,191 on the $800-a-month army-wife stipend that I'm gonna get. 131 00:06:35,297 --> 00:06:37,595 They just don't support the spouses. 132 00:06:37,699 --> 00:06:42,136 You don't want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay? Living off handouts your whole life. 133 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:44,102 Why don't you come up with a way to make money? 134 00:06:44,206 --> 00:06:47,505 A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe, uh, maybe a business idea? 135 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:50,442 Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. 136 00:06:50,545 --> 00:06:55,278 Except I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. 137 00:06:55,384 --> 00:06:57,944 Oh, but give me an old pro, like a Robert Redford? 138 00:06:58,053 --> 00:07:00,715 Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. 139 00:07:00,822 --> 00:07:04,189 And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth... 140 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:07,557 - if that's what you're thinking. - Actually, that time that was what I was thinking. 141 00:07:07,663 --> 00:07:12,464 And later that day, Maeby spotted something interesting. 142 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:21,637 Lindsay, meanwhile, arrived at the salon hoping to increase her self-esteem. 143 00:07:21,743 --> 00:07:25,440 Unfortunately, her stylist hadjust been called up by his reserve unit. 144 00:07:25,547 --> 00:07:27,981 - What's happening? Where are you going? - I'm not allowed to tell. 145 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:32,486 - It's the war. - Come on! These salon wars have got to stop! 146 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:35,215 The war, Lindsay. The real war. 147 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:38,554 Lindsay was stunned, notjust that she was losing her stylist... 148 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:41,288 but that apparently, there was a war going on. 149 00:07:41,396 --> 00:07:44,160 Well, I'm protesting this war. You're my friend... 150 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:46,427 and I'm not gonna let Shauna cut my hair. 151 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:48,594 I'm going to take a stand. 152 00:07:48,704 --> 00:07:51,730 And Lindsay found a solution to her self-esteem problem. 153 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,799 Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop. 154 00:07:55,911 --> 00:07:58,505 - I need a cup of coffee to focus. - It's so crowded in here. 155 00:07:58,613 --> 00:08:02,743 I can't think. Okay. What is it that people need? 156 00:08:02,851 --> 00:08:05,183 People love to carbo-load. 157 00:08:05,287 --> 00:08:07,585 - The bagel place. - There you go. 158 00:08:07,689 --> 00:08:11,455 - Hey, guys. What's goin' on? - Just researching our investment. 159 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,393 Oh, yeah. Coffee places. I've thought about these. 160 00:08:14,496 --> 00:08:18,193 I'll tell you what. You guys come up with a proposal, we'll try one. 161 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,700 Gob and Tobias accidentally had Michael on the hook... 162 00:08:20,802 --> 00:08:23,270 and they didn't want to blow the deal. 163 00:08:31,146 --> 00:08:33,046 I guess that's a response. 164 00:08:33,148 --> 00:08:35,912 - Hey, Nephew. - Oh, hey! 165 00:08:36,017 --> 00:08:37,917 Uncle Oscar. How are you doin'? 166 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,579 Wow, you are like, like a rock. 167 00:08:40,689 --> 00:08:43,123 - Oh, the tension! Come on. - Oh, okay. That's plenty. 168 00:08:43,225 --> 00:08:45,887 - Okay. That's the pancreas right there. - What's happening now? 169 00:08:45,994 --> 00:08:47,985 The two men reconnected... 170 00:08:48,096 --> 00:08:50,963 - neither one anxious to bring up the issue at hand. - One on the lips. 171 00:08:51,066 --> 00:08:54,729 Obviously, Dad's in prison now. I'm running the business a little bit differently. 172 00:08:54,836 --> 00:08:56,963 - You do the best with what you have. - Yeah. 173 00:08:57,072 --> 00:09:00,735 - I have lemons, I make lemonade. - That's a very positive attitude. 174 00:09:00,842 --> 00:09:04,471 I hate the lemonade business. I hate the grind. You have to grind so many... 175 00:09:04,579 --> 00:09:06,604 - lemons. - You're not a very metaphorical person, are you? 176 00:09:06,715 --> 00:09:09,479 - I need money. - I know. 177 00:09:09,584 --> 00:09:12,815 Ah, I cannot tell you how that has weighed on me. 178 00:09:12,921 --> 00:09:15,151 Mm. 179 00:09:15,257 --> 00:09:19,023 Why don't we sit over here? 180 00:09:19,127 --> 00:09:24,030 So I've got too many people watching me too closely. 181 00:09:24,132 --> 00:09:28,091 So, if you're willing to work, or if you have something of value... 182 00:09:28,203 --> 00:09:30,797 The only thing I have of value is my land. 183 00:09:30,906 --> 00:09:33,500 I could give you the rights to "All You Need Are Smiles." 184 00:09:33,608 --> 00:09:36,839 That was a song I wrote for David Cassidy; he was gonna sing it on The Mike Douglas Show. 185 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:39,539 But he was too embarrassed to do it in front ofJohn and Yoko. 186 00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:43,106 - Tell me about the land. - It's a couple hundred acres... 187 00:09:43,218 --> 00:09:45,448 of lemon groves, right near Camp Pendleton. 188 00:09:45,554 --> 00:09:48,022 If you're willing to part with that land, Uncle Oscar... 189 00:09:48,123 --> 00:09:51,490 I can guarantee you a little bit more than that $10,000. 190 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:55,495 To be honest, I've often thought of giving it up to pursue my... my lost love. 191 00:09:56,731 --> 00:09:58,926 The love that was taken from me. 192 00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:02,470 I hope that was the espresso machine. 193 00:10:02,571 --> 00:10:05,131 Michael made the trip to survey the land. 194 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,038 It was, indeed, beautiful. 195 00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:11,340 And the next day, he went to his father to tell him. 196 00:10:11,446 --> 00:10:13,346 - You give that gift to my brother? - Gift? No. 197 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:16,246 I did not give him a gift. I told you. The money was for investing... 198 00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:18,911 - and that's exactly what I did with it, Pop. - Oh, Michael! 199 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,352 This guy has got nothing in his life. He wrote one song that... 200 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:24,653 madeJoan Baez call him "the shallowest man in the world." 201 00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:28,388 He has a worthless piece of property and, yes, a head of hair... 202 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:30,589 only because he's never had to work for a living. 203 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:34,260 - Wait. What piece of property's worthless? - The grove. Where he lives. 204 00:10:34,369 --> 00:10:37,600 I mean, you can't build on it. The government has an easement on it. 205 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:40,334 - Does Oscar know this? - Of course he knows it. 206 00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:42,967 I mean, they run their... their tanks through there. 207 00:10:43,078 --> 00:10:45,706 Occasionally, they stop for a little lemonade, but what's that? 208 00:10:45,814 --> 00:10:47,907 That's a buck fifty. You can't make much from that. 209 00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:52,112 Indeed, the land was valueless. 210 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:56,418 Fellas! Fellas! 211 00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:59,254 So. Tell me about this investment you made. 212 00:11:03,545 --> 00:11:06,070 Back at the model home, Lindsay had decided... 213 00:11:06,181 --> 00:11:08,945 not to take her stylist's departure lying down. 214 00:11:09,051 --> 00:11:12,543 I'm protesting the war. There's a war going on, you know? 215 00:11:12,654 --> 00:11:15,384 Yeah, I'm the one who told you, and you said it happened ten years ago. 216 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:17,720 Hey, isn't this the same sign you used to picket the cable company... 217 00:11:17,826 --> 00:11:20,590 - when they dropped the Style Network? - Actually, I used this one... 218 00:11:20,696 --> 00:11:23,256 for Michael when he was too cheap to pay for the premium channels. 219 00:11:23,365 --> 00:11:26,163 But I added the bit about the stylists. 220 00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:30,136 You know that secret you have? 221 00:11:30,238 --> 00:11:32,297 The one about the hair that nobody's supposed to see? 222 00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:35,740 - Hai... - I saw it. 223 00:11:35,844 --> 00:11:38,677 - Oh. - I saw Pop-Pop. 224 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,010 Oh, right. Pop-Pop with hair. 225 00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:44,142 - You know, I should tell my dad about... - No, you... 226 00:11:44,252 --> 00:11:46,413 He might need us to help him, so we should go check out the prison... 227 00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:48,648 and make sure he's not there. 228 00:11:48,757 --> 00:11:52,921 Oh. Hey, you know, I got cable. You won that one! 229 00:11:53,028 --> 00:11:56,088 Michael was embarrassed about the bad investment he'd made... 230 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,291 and was hoping to keep it a secret. 231 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,528 Hi, this is Oscar. I'm off, pursuing my lady love. 232 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,265 Leave a message. I'll get back to you next summer. 233 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:07,001 Hey, it's Michael. I know that you think that you've disappeared... 234 00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:09,441 but I will find you. 235 00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:11,705 - Who's disappeared? - No one. 236 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:13,974 - Why do you ask? Have you seen someone? - I've seen no one. 237 00:12:14,082 --> 00:12:16,880 - Then you haven't seen anyone that looks like Pop-Pop. - No. Why? 238 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:19,818 Has someone... who looks like Pop-Pop disappeared? 239 00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:22,515 No. Course not. 240 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:26,789 Have you seen the agricultural report? 241 00:12:26,895 --> 00:12:31,127 Nothing's hotter than coffee, so... the trend is up. 242 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,133 So, if we could get that check from you... 243 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,897 I'm not just gonna hand out a check, okay? 244 00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:37,904 You gotta come up with an investment plan. 245 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:41,635 - You gotta call... - Oh, we've got an investment plan. 246 00:12:41,743 --> 00:12:44,007 - "Gobias Industries." - Go bias. 247 00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:46,239 - Hmm? - As in, "Go buy us some coffee." 248 00:12:47,449 --> 00:12:49,474 It's great. Looks good. 249 00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:52,519 So, when do I start makin' my moneys? 250 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:58,389 Well, um, there, uh... there may not be as much investment capital as we thought. 251 00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:01,724 Uh, money's kind of tied up in this land deal. 252 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:06,164 This is the first any of us at Gobias Industries have heard of a land deal. 253 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:09,499 - We could borrow on that land. - There's not much to borrow against. 254 00:13:09,604 --> 00:13:11,538 The deal seems to be bad. 255 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,837 It's Uncle Oscar's land, and it may be worthless. 256 00:13:14,943 --> 00:13:17,503 - And the board okayed it? - They weren't notified. 257 00:13:17,612 --> 00:13:21,048 Damn it! Every time, Dad does this to us. 258 00:13:21,149 --> 00:13:24,676 - Gob, Dad really wasn't... - He went around you, around the board... 259 00:13:24,786 --> 00:13:27,380 - He steamrolled Gobias. - Yeah, what are you gonna do? 260 00:13:27,489 --> 00:13:29,855 Go down to that prison and give him a piece of my mind. 261 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,949 - You don't need to do that. - No, I'm doing it! 262 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,051 No, because you're in charge now. And I'm telling him that. 263 00:13:34,162 --> 00:13:36,494 No, no, no, no. Listen, Gob, he's human. 264 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:41,194 He's a human being, and... let-let me try to get us out of this, you know? 265 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:45,034 Let me just see if I can get Dad out of this mess that he has created for himself, okay? 266 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:49,509 I'm afraid... this offer comes off the table... 267 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,636 at midnight tonight. 268 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,375 Maybe the worst bluff I've ever seen. 269 00:13:54,483 --> 00:13:58,283 Even the members of Gobias agreed on that one. 270 00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:02,914 The next day, Lindsay, having heard about a military exercise... 271 00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:07,051 joined a protest group and went off to exercise her own First Amendment rights. 272 00:14:07,162 --> 00:14:09,494 This way! Thank you! 273 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,532 Right here. This way. 274 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,431 I ask you to make sure you're fully inside the free speech zone... 275 00:14:14,536 --> 00:14:17,528 - before beginning your protest. - Free speech zone? 276 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,107 This is where we're protesting? This isn't right. Where are the cameras? 277 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,802 They're in the free press zone, and if you could save your comments until... 278 00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:25,345 you're completely loaded into the cage... 279 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,211 Well, at least the procession will come through here. They'll see us protest. 280 00:14:28,316 --> 00:14:31,285 Actually, they're using their right to cut through the lemon grove. 281 00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:33,650 Okay, have fun, enjoy your right to free speech. 282 00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:35,916 The armed forces welcomes your dissent. 283 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:38,891 Well, hopefully somebody will come by we can protest. 284 00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:46,761 My grandkids. What a surprise. 285 00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:49,962 - Oh, he's here. - Of course I'm here. Where else would I be? 286 00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:53,268 Well, we thought you broke out of prison and were on the lam with stolen hair. 287 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:56,435 Don't you think that if I got out of here, I might want to go home? 288 00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:59,981 That's what we thought. But then my dad told us about that lemon grove you bought... 289 00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:01,981 - and we thought you were going there. - Yeah, but don't worry. 290 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,779 We would never blow the whistle on family. 291 00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:07,719 What lemon grove? 292 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,814 And so, Michael went back to the board... 293 00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:12,291 to take responsibility for his mistake. 294 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,659 My dad screwed up. He bought something that he shouldn't have. 295 00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:18,062 But I guess... guess that's why he's behind bars. 296 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:21,693 Yeah. And he's not allowed to conduct any business from there. 297 00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:25,637 Right, yeah. I was involved. It wasn't all his decision. 298 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:28,641 You see, it was his idea, and then I carried out the transaction. 299 00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:32,304 That's even worse. Conspiracy to commit fraud. 300 00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:34,678 'Course, you can always buy me off the board. 301 00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:36,842 We don't have the money anymore. 302 00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:39,512 And I assure you that nothing illegal has happened here. 303 00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:41,521 I've misspoke. 304 00:15:41,623 --> 00:15:45,059 My dad in no way is talking about business from prison. 305 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,458 Excuse me. Your father's calling from prison. 306 00:15:47,562 --> 00:15:50,929 He wants to talk about the land deal you made with his brother. 307 00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:53,933 I found this on your desk. Can I keep this? 308 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:01,890 Back at the free speech zone, Lindsay's protest had started to gain some attention. 309 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,895 But not from any key decision makers. 310 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:07,489 - Thought we were seein' a gay marriage. - We can still hose 'em down. 311 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,660 What do we want? 312 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,897 What do we want? 313 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,008 Where's everyone going? 314 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,545 - What, are you giving up? - Face it, Lindsay. They've won. 315 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,546 Well, I'm not going anywhere! 316 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,879 All your water's doing is whetting my appetite for protest. 317 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,749 No hair for oil! No hair for oil! 318 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,845 Fine! We'll drown you out with music. 319 00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:33,859 Crank it up! I'm in the mood to dance! 320 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:42,566 And Lindsay discovered that the activism that came out... 321 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,730 ofher desire for prettier hair really did boost her self-esteem. 322 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,001 While Michael, with nowhere else to turn... 323 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,543 made a rare, unsolicited visit to his mother's. 324 00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:53,545 - Michael? - Yeah. 325 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:56,741 I hope you're here to bring me a check for Buster's surgery. 326 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,115 They made him stop eating after midnight, and he's hungry, and he's in a foreign land... 327 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,552 and his jaw is clicking, and he's scared. 328 00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:05,887 - I don't have the money. All right, Mom? - Then why are you here? 329 00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:07,961 I don't know. I don't know. 330 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,432 So, how's work? 331 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,299 It's-It's not great, Mom, since you asked. 332 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,566 It's-It's just... It's not that great, you know? 333 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,733 I got a board member who's trying to extort me... 334 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:26,279 and a seller I can't find... this whole real estate thing is a total mess... 335 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,575 - I got Dad completely... - What did your father do? 336 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:31,014 - Did he try to screw something up for you again? - No, no. 337 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,052 He didn't screw anything up. I screwed something up, Mom. 338 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:37,112 l-I did it, and Dad is just, you know, furious at me. 339 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,852 And he should be, you know? He told me to pay off his brother, and I didn't. 340 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,951 Instead, I bought his worthless land. 341 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,587 - With the lemons and the tanks? - I know it! 342 00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:47,758 First investment I made with the company money, and it's a total disaster. 343 00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:50,837 Then I went ahead and lied about it, which is gonna let this board member... 344 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,167 bring the company down... I'm gonna ruin this family... 345 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,037 Mom... 346 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,202 What's this? What's happening? 347 00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:01,509 - It's going to be all right. - Why are you squeezing me with your body? 348 00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:03,606 It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. 349 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:06,379 - Why? - Because you need your mother right now. 350 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,853 But I don't get along with my... Sorry. That was a knee jerk. 351 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,824 Michael. You made a mistake. You're a human being. 352 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:17,294 But you're so forgiving to everyone else in this family. 353 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,331 Try being forgiving to yourself. 354 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,924 Now, if you'll excuse me. 355 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,034 - Let Mama take care of it. - No, no. 356 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,972 Mom, come on. I don't want you to do anything. Hey! This isn't algebra. 357 00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:32,068 I'm a big boy. Mother! Do not make somebody dis... 358 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:35,342 disappear. 359 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:49,755 Now there's someone who could have used a good mother. Whore! 360 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:54,732 And so, before Oscar could leave to find his lady love... 361 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,167 - Oscar! - She found him. 362 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:01,502 Lucille! You look fantastic! 363 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,940 You still have the neck of a 20-year-old. 364 00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:07,207 And you still have the hair of a lion. 365 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:11,182 Take back the land. 366 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:15,220 That's it? But l-I thought we could have... 367 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:19,019 this brief moment to... reconnect. 368 00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:22,027 Oscar. Your brother is in jail right now. 369 00:19:22,129 --> 00:19:25,621 - My husband is in jail. - You're right. 370 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,962 So what's the rush? 371 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,206 - And, the next day... - Michael! 372 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,775 Hey, Mom! Hi. Listen. 373 00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:39,345 I'm sorry about yesterday. It was a moment of weakness. 374 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,381 Now l-I gotta go into this board meeting. I'm just gonna tell them the truth. 375 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,042 If this guyJordan wants to try to get me fired, then maybe I deserve it. 376 00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,882 He's gone. We bought out his shares. 377 00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:52,891 - With what? - With the money you tried to spend on that lemon grove. 378 00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:54,927 You got it back. How? 379 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:03,268 You know about what I was saying about how people outlive their usefulness? 380 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,396 - That was out of line. - I know. 381 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,701 But you made a good point. 382 00:20:08,809 --> 00:20:12,506 Maybe I do need something to occupy my time, other than my children. 383 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,410 Well, if you do want to spend it together, it's fine with me. 384 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,643 I'm so glad to hear that. 385 00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:26,659 All right. 386 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,921 Let's get this meeting started. 387 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:33,363 Why have we been spending so much money on whistles? 388 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,964 On the next Arrested Development... 389 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,268 Michael finds having his mother on the board problematic. 390 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:45,105 - We have to be courageous. - I remember a young man who used to say... 391 00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:48,272 "But I don't have bad dreams in your bed!" 392 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,111 That was Buster. 393 00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:54,381 - I want to be... 394 00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:58,447 a cage dancer. 395 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:02,153 And Oscar comes a-courtin. 396 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,287 What's that racket? 397 00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,807 Smile.