1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,591 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,693 --> 00:00:07,684 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:09,786 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,303 --> 00:00:16,964 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:23,472 [Man Narrating] Michael was heading off to work when his son, George Michael... 6 00:00:23,578 --> 00:00:26,308 - reminded him of a yearly tradition. - Hey, don't forget me. 7 00:00:26,414 --> 00:00:29,281 - For what? - It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 8 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:31,715 And unless you had a daughter I don't know about, I'm your girl. 9 00:00:31,819 --> 00:00:35,346 [Narrator] Michael had first made this joke when George Michael was six. 10 00:00:35,456 --> 00:00:39,051 Well, she's not my daughter, but it's about as close as I'm gonna get. 11 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,151 I'm a good little girl. 12 00:00:41,262 --> 00:00:44,060 [Narrator] It was a joke Michael was starting to grow concerned about... 13 00:00:44,165 --> 00:00:47,066 - as it had not worn well with age. - Hey, Dad. 14 00:00:47,168 --> 00:00:49,568 They're out of sanitary napkins in the ladies' washroom. 15 00:00:52,173 --> 00:00:54,232 Weird kid. 16 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:57,311 I don't think this year's such a good idea. You know you're getting older and... 17 00:00:57,411 --> 00:01:00,574 Yeah, right. Pretty soon I'm going to have to start wearing a bra. Right, Dad? 18 00:01:00,681 --> 00:01:03,275 - All right, give me one minute. - Really, let's not this year. 19 00:01:03,384 --> 00:01:05,944 I cannot kill this joke. 20 00:01:06,053 --> 00:01:08,419 Hey, shouldn't you be getting dressed? 21 00:01:08,522 --> 00:01:12,083 - Nope. I'm going with my dad to work today. - Hey, peanut butter cup. 22 00:01:12,193 --> 00:01:14,457 This is work? Watching entertainment news? 23 00:01:14,562 --> 00:01:17,588 Well, excuse me, Michael, for not raising the perfect daughter that you did. 24 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:20,599 I indulged this ritual for years in Boston. 25 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:24,637 As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement. 26 00:01:24,739 --> 00:01:28,766 There's, like, this longing, this pull. 27 00:01:28,876 --> 00:01:31,743 I mean, does that make me, you know, like some kind of... 28 00:01:31,846 --> 00:01:35,043 - Homosexual. - Maeby, please. 29 00:01:36,751 --> 00:01:41,154 She's right though. You probably are a homosexual. 30 00:01:41,255 --> 00:01:44,156 So, Maeby, this is what you're gonna do this year? You're gonna watch him watch TV? 31 00:01:44,258 --> 00:01:46,192 - [Man On TV] Behind the scenes at Entertainment Tonight. - [Snoring] 32 00:01:46,293 --> 00:01:50,627 Oh, bless her. It's like she knew what I was going to do next. 33 00:01:50,731 --> 00:01:54,895 It's here! Girls with Low Self-Esteem: Newport Beach. 34 00:01:55,002 --> 00:01:57,129 From the act I did on the beach over spring break. 35 00:01:57,238 --> 00:02:00,139 - [Man] Any magician... - [Narrator] Gob had done a magic show... 36 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:03,836 where he had made the Bluth family yacht... disappear. 37 00:02:03,944 --> 00:02:08,745 It was spring break, and the act was filmed for the popular video series... 38 00:02:08,849 --> 00:02:11,750 Girls with Low Self-Esteem. 39 00:02:11,852 --> 00:02:14,650 This puts me back on top of the old magic career though. 40 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:16,746 You're not gonna put that in. There's nudity on that. 41 00:02:16,857 --> 00:02:18,757 Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed? 42 00:02:18,859 --> 00:02:22,192 I must warn you, Michael. She doesn't respond well to strict directives. 43 00:02:22,296 --> 00:02:24,560 All right. 44 00:02:24,665 --> 00:02:27,429 - That was odd. - Not really. Kids love boundaries. 45 00:02:27,535 --> 00:02:29,594 [Michael] Look at these girls. Is this what you want? 46 00:02:29,704 --> 00:02:32,104 - Oh, God, no. - 'Cause this could be where your daughter is headed. 47 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:34,436 Oh, no, no. I don't want this for Maeby either, no. 48 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,533 Oh, here it is. Here it is. 49 00:02:36,644 --> 00:02:38,544 [Narrator On Tape] It was a wild time on the beach. 50 00:02:38,646 --> 00:02:41,547 And if you like magic, look away. 51 00:02:43,017 --> 00:02:46,043 The only thing this guy could make fly away was the crowd. 52 00:02:46,153 --> 00:02:49,748 - [Turns Off TV] - Douche chill. 53 00:02:49,857 --> 00:02:52,485 I can't believe they used that part. 54 00:02:52,593 --> 00:02:54,527 The one part where I screw up. 55 00:02:54,628 --> 00:02:56,755 It's not like they used the part where I made the yacht disappear. 56 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:59,697 Sunk the yacht. Blew it up, sunk it. 57 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,700 - We sure did. - We? No. 58 00:03:01,802 --> 00:03:03,702 I gave you permission to use the yacht. You blew it up. 59 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:06,136 Yeah, well, if you give someone permission to use a tissue... 60 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,731 you can't be upset if they blow their nose. 61 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:11,038 - Right? I mean, right? - { Snoring] 62 00:03:11,145 --> 00:03:14,376 - [Door Closes] - Lindsay, new outfit? 63 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:16,643 No, I've had this for years. It's a hand-me-down from Mom. 64 00:03:16,751 --> 00:03:18,946 - Got a price tag right there. - Is there? 65 00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:22,648 Oh, I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing. 66 00:03:22,757 --> 00:03:25,954 Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. 67 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:30,463 Fine. I bought it before we went broke, okay? I just haven't worn it yet. 68 00:03:30,564 --> 00:03:34,159 - What about the outfit yesterday? - Old Thing gave it to me. 69 00:03:34,268 --> 00:03:37,431 - Where are you getting all the money? - It's not costing you anything. 70 00:03:37,538 --> 00:03:39,403 Unless you're stealing or working, I'm pretty sure it is. 71 00:03:39,507 --> 00:03:41,737 That's right. I stole it. 72 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:44,504 [Narrator] In fact, Lindsay, tired of wearing last year's fashions... 73 00:03:44,612 --> 00:03:47,809 went to an upscale department store and in a moment of desperation... 74 00:03:47,915 --> 00:03:50,679 - applied for a job. - Can I have a job application please? 75 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:53,049 But she was ashamed ofbeing a shopgirl... 76 00:03:53,154 --> 00:03:55,418 and was relieved when Michael gave her the out. 77 00:03:55,523 --> 00:03:58,492 Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. 78 00:03:58,592 --> 00:04:01,425 If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing. 79 00:04:01,529 --> 00:04:03,429 You're telling me that you walked into a store... 80 00:04:03,531 --> 00:04:05,499 and without anyone noticing took an entire outfit? 81 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:08,090 There's no way that you could do sleight ofhand that well. 82 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:10,670 - I don't even think that I could do it. - Yeah, I've seen your tape. 83 00:04:10,771 --> 00:04:14,764 - Lindsay, this is appalling. - What'd you use for misdirection? 84 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:18,504 - Misdirection? - Yeah, I mean, if you're so good at magic... 85 00:04:18,612 --> 00:04:21,012 what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention? 86 00:04:21,115 --> 00:04:23,208 I don't know... my ass. 87 00:04:23,317 --> 00:04:25,444 - My ass. You're lying. - No, I'm not. 88 00:04:25,553 --> 00:04:27,885 - You're gonna take that back. - No, I'm not. 89 00:04:27,988 --> 00:04:30,684 This has nothing to do with you. You're not my father. 90 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:33,021 No, our father is in prison for stealing, remember? 91 00:04:33,127 --> 00:04:35,288 - Which might not be a bad place for you to get used to. - Michael... 92 00:04:35,396 --> 00:04:37,296 it was shoplifting, and I'm white. 93 00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:39,491 - I think I'm going to be okay. - Shoplifting? 94 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,331 - Cool. Can you take me? - No. Hey, not cool. You know what? 95 00:04:43,437 --> 00:04:46,565 Maeby, you're gonna come with me to work today. You're gonna be my daughter. 96 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:48,665 You're gonna have a role model in your life who is honest... 97 00:04:48,776 --> 00:04:54,510 who doesn't steal, doesn't lie and, I don't know, watch entertainment news. 98 00:04:54,615 --> 00:04:57,482 Michael, don't worry about it, okay? She's not gonna go with you. 99 00:04:57,585 --> 00:04:59,075 - Okay. - Great. 100 00:04:59,186 --> 00:05:01,051 That was odd. 101 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:03,885 I'm going to teach you two a little something about hands-on parenting. 102 00:05:03,991 --> 00:05:05,652 - [Door Closes] - Hey, Dad.! 103 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:08,489 Do you think this purse goes with this outfit? 104 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:14,030 - Where'd my dad go? - Douche chill. 105 00:05:14,134 --> 00:05:17,331 [Narrator] And so Michael took his niece to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 106 00:05:17,438 --> 00:05:19,065 You can just drop me off at the mall. 107 00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:21,334 Oh, no, you're-you're really coming with me. 108 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:23,410 You're gonna learn a little something about hard work. 109 00:05:25,713 --> 00:05:27,442 Hey, Maeby! Maeby! 110 00:05:29,717 --> 00:05:34,416 Okay, so you can run faster than me. But you can't make me work. 111 00:05:34,521 --> 00:05:36,352 No one's making you do anything, you know. 112 00:05:36,457 --> 00:05:39,756 It's just a chance for us to spend some time together. Learn about business. 113 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:43,455 You know, you might find that you're good at things you didn't even know about. 114 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,902 See that? Who knew you were such a good little climber? 115 00:05:51,105 --> 00:05:53,039 Now listen, let's make this fun, okay? 116 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:55,040 - [Cell Phone Ringing] - We're family. 117 00:05:55,142 --> 00:05:57,542 What is better than hanging out with family? Hmm? 118 00:05:57,645 --> 00:05:59,909 Oh... { Beeps] It's my mother. 119 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:02,346 - Hi. - She called you, huh? 120 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,474 I guess I'm not good enough to be her husband. 121 00:06:04,585 --> 00:06:06,485 What? What's going on? 122 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:09,750 Okay. Mother wants someone to go to my soccer game with. 123 00:06:09,857 --> 00:06:12,917 She don't want other soccer moms think that she a single mother. 124 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:14,061 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 125 00:06:14,061 --> 00:06:16,495 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 126 00:06:16,597 --> 00:06:19,191 Hey, Mom, why can't Buster pretend to be your escort? 127 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:22,133 - That's the way he's got it in all his cartoons. - They already know he's my son. 128 00:06:22,236 --> 00:06:24,966 I wouldn't go even if you asked. You didn't let me play soccer as a child. 129 00:06:25,072 --> 00:06:27,836 Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me. 130 00:06:27,942 --> 00:06:29,967 Go, fatty. 131 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:34,070 - [Grunting, Crashing] - Stop it! He's your little brother! 132 00:06:34,181 --> 00:06:36,240 No, he's not! I came out of you! He didn't! 133 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:39,808 Can you not call me with these little things, please? 134 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,150 The office is a mess. I still haven't replaced Kitty. 135 00:06:42,256 --> 00:06:46,283 [Narrator] Michael had recently fired his father's longtime assistant, Kitty. 136 00:06:46,393 --> 00:06:48,691 Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me! 137 00:06:48,796 --> 00:06:50,593 - Shh, shh, shh. - [Narrator] It had not been a clean break. 138 00:06:50,698 --> 00:06:53,360 So, I've got a lot of work to do. Plus, it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 139 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:56,061 - Oh, where is George Michael? - I told him not to come. 140 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:59,264 l-I thought it was more important to bring Maeby this... 141 00:06:59,373 --> 00:07:01,341 { Both Grunting] 142 00:07:01,442 --> 00:07:04,934 Damn it! Can't you just find somebody else, please, to look like your husband? 143 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:09,311 [Narrator] In fact, there was someone else who looked like Lucille's husband... 144 00:07:09,416 --> 00:07:11,509 - his twin brother, Oscar. - Lucille. 145 00:07:11,618 --> 00:07:15,952 - And although she knew it was wrong to play with his heart... - Oscar, it's Lucille. 146 00:07:16,056 --> 00:07:18,547 she really didn't want to go to the soccer game alone. 147 00:07:18,659 --> 00:07:22,459 - I need you. - { Grunting] 148 00:07:22,563 --> 00:07:24,463 [Narrator] And back at the model home... 149 00:07:24,565 --> 00:07:27,193 three of the Bluth men struggled with their manliness. 150 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:29,735 You know, I make jokes about being a daughter for my dad. 151 00:07:29,837 --> 00:07:32,897 I know I'm a man. It's his insecurity, not mine. 152 00:07:33,007 --> 00:07:35,475 There's no security at that store. That's how she was able to shoplift. 153 00:07:35,576 --> 00:07:37,874 They probably don't have a regular security guard. 154 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:41,141 Well, of course I could get a job as a security guard. 155 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:43,808 I mean, if I have to have a job to impress my daughter. 156 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:45,817 If she needs something that butch. 157 00:07:45,919 --> 00:07:48,752 Yeah. I can hang out with my uncles. Three men. What's butcher than that? 158 00:07:48,856 --> 00:07:51,484 - I'm going to the mall. - Me too. 159 00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:54,220 Yeah, maybe a new pair of shoes will cheer me up. 160 00:07:54,328 --> 00:07:56,990 And now I'm filling out an expense report... 161 00:07:57,097 --> 00:08:00,430 so I can sleep well at night knowing that I have been honest. 162 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:02,434 You're not asleep. 163 00:08:02,536 --> 00:08:04,504 - I was. - You were not. 164 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:06,869 I would like to see if you could go one day without telling a lie. 165 00:08:06,974 --> 00:08:10,000 just one whole day without being like your mom. 166 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:13,375 - What's in it for me if I do? - You'll win my respect. 167 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,914 - Good night. - And 50 bucks. 168 00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:18,678 Fine. I'll do it if you do it. 169 00:08:18,786 --> 00:08:22,950 - That-a-girl. This is gonna be fun. - I win. 170 00:08:23,057 --> 00:08:26,220 - We're looking for Michael Bluth? - That's me. 171 00:08:26,326 --> 00:08:29,625 - I'm Michael Bluth. - I'm Officer Taylor. That is Officer Carter. 172 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:33,723 Our daughters, Tammy and Moni... Oh, God, where... where did they go? 173 00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:35,961 - I'm on it. - How can I help you? 174 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:39,471 Well, we're here investigating the disappearance of Kitty Sanchez. 175 00:08:39,573 --> 00:08:42,201 Apparently, you're the last person to see her... alive. 176 00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:46,202 Or around town or whatever. 177 00:08:46,313 --> 00:08:48,907 I don't know anything about that. I do know that, uh... 178 00:08:49,016 --> 00:08:51,712 she was my secretary, uh, but she left. 179 00:08:51,819 --> 00:08:53,878 Or l-I fired her. 180 00:08:53,987 --> 00:08:56,046 Did you ever threaten her? 181 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:57,953 No, no. God, no. Of course not. 182 00:08:58,058 --> 00:09:00,925 Michael Bluth is threatening me! 183 00:09:01,028 --> 00:09:03,326 I did. I threatened her at a restaurant. 184 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:08,595 - But, you know... it's a restaurant, so... - Yep. 185 00:09:08,702 --> 00:09:11,102 Certainly she's been seen since then? 186 00:09:11,205 --> 00:09:14,140 Not alive. 187 00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:16,436 Or dead or whatever. 188 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:18,602 We'd love to speak with you down at the station. 189 00:09:18,712 --> 00:09:21,943 Sure. Uh, you know, l-l-I'm happy to cooperate. 190 00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:24,347 But I really don't know anything more than you know. 191 00:09:24,451 --> 00:09:27,579 I certainly didn't... didn't kill her and drop her in a back bay. 192 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,351 - Boy, I hope that's not what happened to her. - I'm sure it isn't. 193 00:09:33,861 --> 00:09:36,421 Please send Officer Davis and Little Hanna to the back bay. 194 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,589 So you killed Kitty, huh? 195 00:09:38,699 --> 00:09:40,599 No, I didn't kill Kitty. 196 00:09:40,701 --> 00:09:43,295 But I will go down to the station and answer those nice men's questions. 197 00:09:43,403 --> 00:09:47,100 You know why? Because I have no secrets to hide. Because I'm an honest man. 198 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:49,300 - [Men Laughing] - And apparently a fun one. 199 00:09:49,409 --> 00:09:51,343 Let's go see what's going on in the back room. 200 00:09:51,445 --> 00:09:54,175 Were those the last words Kitty ever heard? 201 00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:56,579 { Woman On Screen] No. I will not kiss her. 202 00:09:56,683 --> 00:10:00,881 Hey, hey, guys, what are you doing? It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 203 00:10:00,988 --> 00:10:03,047 - Yeah, that's my Caitlin. - Okay. 204 00:10:03,157 --> 00:10:05,352 There is work to be done. Can we get back to it? Thank you. 205 00:10:05,459 --> 00:10:09,828 Oh, and has anybody, uh, seen or heard from Kitty lately? 206 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:14,867 I think that's her right behind you there. 207 00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:18,460 - Oh, my God. That is Kitty. - And that's the boat that Uncle Gob blew up. 208 00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:21,973 Hey, now you have something to tell them at the station. 209 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:31,615 [Narrator] Tobias sought out a security position at the nearby mall. 210 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:36,280 I do know stage combat if the partner is willing and a bit more petite than I. 211 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:40,724 But I have a daughter to impress and I need this job. 212 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:44,786 Well, it's gonna be a couple of days before we can get you a gun license... 213 00:10:44,898 --> 00:10:47,992 so you'll have to use mine. 214 00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:50,296 Wow! { Chuckles] 215 00:10:50,404 --> 00:10:53,805 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob had taken George Michael on a mysterious errand. 216 00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:56,398 What are we getting? Is it something for a magic trick? 217 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:58,671 - In a way. - That's cool. 218 00:10:58,779 --> 00:11:01,304 You know, it's so great to be hanging out with you. 219 00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:04,646 There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad. 220 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:08,084 Like, uh, were-were you ever awkward around girls? 221 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:12,215 What do you mean? Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start? 222 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:14,226 No, I think I did pretty well. 223 00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:16,421 - { Chuckles] - Not a lot of complaints, if you know what I mean. 224 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:19,021 At least not from the girl. 225 00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:21,760 - You're saying I should just be myself? - And he had to drive her home. 226 00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:24,837 So I think I did pretty good. Pretty damn good. 227 00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:26,838 - Hey, guy. - Yes, sir? 228 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:30,376 How many mice will $13 buy? 229 00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:33,002 [Narrator] And at the prison, George Sr. had a surprise visit. 230 00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:35,240 I just wanted to check in and make sure you're aware... 231 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:39,012 that your ban on organized sports in this family has been violated. 232 00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:41,053 Ban on organized sports? 233 00:11:41,154 --> 00:11:44,180 You know, how you wouldn't let me sign up for anything when I was a kid. 234 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,590 Is that what you've been thinking all these years? No, no. 235 00:11:47,694 --> 00:11:49,628 You were... You were just a turd out there, you know? 236 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:54,360 You couldn't kick and you couldn't run. You know, you were just a-a turd. 237 00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:56,800 Prison has destroyed the way you talk. 238 00:11:56,903 --> 00:12:00,703 If that's what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends. 239 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,436 Anyway, Annyong's playing soccer, but I guess I should just ignore it. 240 00:12:04,544 --> 00:12:07,741 Look the other way as Mom and Uncle Oscar and Annyong have the perfect little family... 241 00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:10,874 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Oscar? My brother Oscar? 242 00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:13,885 - Oscar's been coming around? - No touching! 243 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:16,251 No touching. No touching. 244 00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:18,984 You listen to me. You've got to take care of this Oscar situation. 245 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:20,992 You get him out of there, all right? 246 00:12:21,094 --> 00:12:23,927 You make him wish that he'd never shown that ludicrous head of hair... 247 00:12:24,031 --> 00:12:26,090 and that nice face of his. 248 00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:29,726 - I will do it, Dad. - Good. Put her there. 249 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,405 - No touching! - Oh! 250 00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:32,429 - No touching! - Oh! 251 00:12:32,539 --> 00:12:35,474 Her self-esteem is through the roof. 252 00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:38,066 [Narrator] And Michael arrived at the police station with Maeby. 253 00:12:38,178 --> 00:12:40,442 I got here as quickly as I could. 254 00:12:40,547 --> 00:12:42,014 - I didn't know you had a daughter? - I don't. 255 00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:44,083 I thought you wanted me to call you Daddy? 256 00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:47,779 Why don't you wait for Daddy in the car? 257 00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:51,119 - All right. What do we have here? - Gob sunk the yacht. 258 00:12:51,224 --> 00:12:54,284 The last time Kitty was seen, she was getting onto it. It's on tape. 259 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:57,591 - Ooh! Did you see this? - Yep. 260 00:12:57,698 --> 00:13:02,601 Ooh! Chills. Why do I keep getting these bruises? 261 00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:05,001 - Barry! - Okay. Until we get all the facts... 262 00:13:05,105 --> 00:13:07,471 don't say anything that can incriminate you. 263 00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:10,270 Or me. Just try to keep me out of this. 264 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:13,835 - Lie. Both of you. - No, what are you talk... We don't lie in this family. 265 00:13:13,947 --> 00:13:17,110 - Maeby, why don't you get a soda? - Okay. 266 00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:21,586 If I lie in front of her, it costs me 50 bucks. I do think that we should lie. 267 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:24,723 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay was at work... 268 00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:27,623 and starting to getjealous that her daughter was at work with Michael. 269 00:13:27,728 --> 00:13:30,322 Hello, Michael. I know you think I'm such a horrible mother... 270 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,864 but I was just seeing how my daughter was doing at work. 271 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:37,369 Uh, she's, um, she's making lots of friends already. 272 00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:39,962 - Can you help me there, please? - [Narrator] It was at this moment... 273 00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:42,701 that Gob and George Michael arrived at the store. 274 00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:45,972 Say what you will about America... 13 bucks stills gets you a hell of a lot of mice. 275 00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:47,979 Who said anything bad about America? 276 00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:51,209 No. Well, I meant... So what are the mice for? 277 00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:53,582 Oh. No, that's just for misdirection. 278 00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:57,316 We'll see who the sleight-of-hand artist is in this family. 279 00:13:57,424 --> 00:14:00,416 Okay, now when I yell "Mice!" I want you to open this box... 280 00:14:00,527 --> 00:14:03,587 - and I'm gonna start stuffing some shirts down your pants. - Shirts? 281 00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:06,495 - Gob, are we shoplifting? - Mice! 282 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,830 [Woman] Mice.! Call security.! 283 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:12,928 - Michael, I'm not as bad an influence as you think I am. - Well, you're not a great one. 284 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,973 You're a criminal, Lindsay. What kind of message does that send? 285 00:14:15,075 --> 00:14:17,771 Bluth. We're ready to question you now. 286 00:14:17,878 --> 00:14:19,971 That's what I am, Michael. I'm a shoplifter! 287 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,980 I've got a whole bag of clothes I shoplifted. 288 00:14:22,082 --> 00:14:25,176 - [Narrator] But Tobias was now a guard. - { Screams] 289 00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:27,412 And a surprisingly catlike one. 290 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:32,424 - Wow. I guess we didn't need the mice. - Freeze...[Beeps] 291 00:14:35,395 --> 00:14:37,761 [Narrator] While the rest of the Bluths were in police custody... 292 00:14:37,864 --> 00:14:39,764 Lucille was with her brother-in-law. 293 00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:44,200 I am blown away that you... that you called me and that we're-we're together. 294 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:46,636 And my camper made it all the way up here. 295 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:49,300 Do you think it's safe over there? Because I only have a hanger for a lock. 296 00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:53,004 What are they gonna take, the one can of Comet you've got in there? 297 00:14:53,113 --> 00:14:57,573 Oh, your tongue is as sharp as your body is still taut. 298 00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:59,652 What are you doing? 299 00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:04,213 Oscar, this is a children's soccer game, not Woodstock. 300 00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:08,556 That was another era, huh? The music and the pot. 301 00:15:08,662 --> 00:15:12,462 Will you excuse me? I need to go to my camper for just a quick sec. 302 00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,735 { Whistle Blows] 303 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,938 Open. 304 00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:27,675 - Hey, Uncle. - Hey, Buster. 305 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,479 No, no, no. 306 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:35,316 - No, no, no. - No, no, no. 307 00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:39,256 No! No! No! I came here to say something. 308 00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:42,522 You do not belong here. My mother's been spoken for. 309 00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:47,259 You know, I may never have played organized sports, but I am a man. 310 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:50,825 - Buster. - And I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 311 00:15:52,372 --> 00:15:55,739 Okay. But, uh, I never meant to break up your family. 312 00:15:55,842 --> 00:15:59,334 Your mom called me for a reason. And I don't think she's happy. 313 00:15:59,446 --> 00:16:03,473 No, she's happy. She's just mean all the time. 314 00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:08,049 { Moans] 315 00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:11,954 Uh, no, no, no, Uncle, let me get you. I'm a man. Move. 316 00:16:16,029 --> 00:16:19,089 [Narrator] Michael submitted to the detective's questions. 317 00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:21,929 You haven't seen any evidence of Ms. Sanchez or where she might have gone? 318 00:16:22,035 --> 00:16:24,970 I have, uh, no idea. None. 319 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,631 Are you willing to take a polygraph to that effect? 320 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:34,103 - Are you nuts? - Not without a better lawyer. 321 00:16:34,214 --> 00:16:36,774 - You're holding out on us! - { Crying] 322 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,783 Fantastic. Now Emma's awake. 323 00:16:38,885 --> 00:16:42,616 - You know what? Let me take care of this. - Please. 324 00:16:42,722 --> 00:16:46,556 ?? { Singing Lullaby] 325 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:50,027 Kitty had evidence against your father, and you didn't want that to come out. 326 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,792 But now you've got bigger problems, my friend. So why don't we make a deal? 327 00:16:52,899 --> 00:16:55,993 I give you evidence against my father, and you pretend that I didn't kill Kitty? 328 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,332 I mean, l-I didn't kill Kitty. 329 00:16:58,438 --> 00:17:00,633 [Cell Phone Ringing] 330 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:03,470 Hello. Oh, hey, George Michael. 331 00:17:03,577 --> 00:17:06,307 Uh, I'm sorry. In your pants? 332 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:11,510 I'll be right there. Um, my son has an emergency. 333 00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:15,019 You know, there's a Grover book... I Can't Hold It In. 334 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,386 Worked for us. 335 00:17:18,491 --> 00:17:22,951 [Narrator] Buster emerged from Oscar's trailer with a newfound sense of manliness... 336 00:17:23,063 --> 00:17:25,793 and then received a serendipitous gift. 337 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:30,497 Kick it back! 338 00:17:30,604 --> 00:17:34,665 - If you can kick, fatty. - I'm a man. 339 00:17:34,774 --> 00:17:36,969 { Kids Yelling] 340 00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:42,912 { Screaming] 341 00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:46,508 What are you doing? Get off the field! 342 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,679 Are you crazy? 343 00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:54,759 { Laughing] 344 00:17:54,861 --> 00:17:57,523 { All Groaning] 345 00:17:57,631 --> 00:18:00,395 [Clapping] 346 00:18:05,639 --> 00:18:08,631 [Narrator] And Buster realized he may havejust scared away a man... 347 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:12,735 who supported him in the way he'd always hoped his own father would. 348 00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:22,481 And Michael headed over to the mall. 349 00:18:22,589 --> 00:18:26,286 - So what the hell is this? - Hey, Dad, I didn't know we were shoplifting, okay? 350 00:18:26,393 --> 00:18:28,918 Shoplifting? What's the matter with you, Gob? 351 00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:31,293 What's the matter with me? She's the shoplifter! 352 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:34,196 - I wasn't shoplifting, you twit. - Yes, thanks to me. 353 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,632 - No. I work here. - { All Gasp] 354 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:40,695 At least I used to. They fired me because they thought I was helping this idiot shoplift. 355 00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:43,503 Also, they said I wasn't a very good salesgirl. 356 00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:46,670 { Chuckles] You can't be serious? 357 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,771 - { Chuckles] - [Gob] A salesgirl. 358 00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:51,112 I knew it! I knew you couldn't pull it off. 359 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,084 There's only one magician in this family and that is me. 360 00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:57,156 - And you got caught by a 13-year-old girl. - { Chuckles] 361 00:18:57,257 --> 00:19:00,317 You know, this is why I'm constantly asking you to stay away from my son. 362 00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:02,452 Yeah, well, it's not like you were there to spend any time with me, Dad. 363 00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:04,496 Because I'm not daughter enough for you. 364 00:19:04,597 --> 00:19:09,227 George Michael, um, I'm always there for you, okay? 365 00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:12,270 It's just you're getting a little too manly for Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 366 00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:17,139 - Dad, that's what makes it funny. - I also wanted to give Maeby a good role model for a change. 367 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,974 Yeah, well, I guess, you looking out for her is probably something she could use. 368 00:19:21,081 --> 00:19:23,174 Where is Maeby? 369 00:19:23,283 --> 00:19:25,911 [Narrator] Michael realized he had to get to the police station... 370 00:19:26,019 --> 00:19:30,149 before they got ahold of Maeby, to whom he'd promised $50 to tell the truth. 371 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,281 I've put a bounty on my own head. 372 00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:36,453 [Narrator] But Maeby's instincts to lie returned. 373 00:19:36,563 --> 00:19:38,463 Hey, you can't go in there. 374 00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:41,227 No, it's okay. I'm Detective Fellows's daughter. 375 00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:45,498 Oh. Oh, sorry. It's four-three-five. And that opens any door in the building. 376 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,573 Great. Thanks. 377 00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:57,142 [Narrator] And it was there that Maeby discovered the key to Michael's freedom. 378 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,150 Well, I appreciate your honesty. 379 00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:01,652 Maeby. What-What-What'd she say? 380 00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:04,315 I said there's a tape of Kitty getting on the boat and that you guys blew it up. 381 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:07,188 I told them the truth, like you told me. 382 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,386 That-a-girl. 383 00:20:09,496 --> 00:20:12,829 That's right. That's, uh, that's the truth. That's everything that we know. 384 00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,335 You're free to go. 385 00:20:19,272 --> 00:20:21,502 Great. Here we go. 386 00:20:25,512 --> 00:20:28,276 - What the hell just happened? - Relax. They got nothing on you. 387 00:20:28,381 --> 00:20:31,111 They're bluffing. Kitty's alive. I just saw her in the back room. 388 00:20:31,217 --> 00:20:34,152 They just wanted to get you scared, so you'd testify against Pop-Pop. 389 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,312 Unbelievable. Oh, that's great. 390 00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:40,051 You just told them the truth; they let us walk. 391 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,493 - I guess I owe you 50 bucks, huh? - Yeah. I'd save your money. 392 00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:46,656 Kitty's got a lot of evidence, and she thinks that you tried to kill her. 393 00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:48,996 So you're probably going to need a better attorney. 394 00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:54,806 - { Horn Honks] - Lo siento. 395 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:58,207 I hate Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 396 00:20:58,311 --> 00:21:01,041 On the next Arrested Development. 397 00:21:01,147 --> 00:21:05,846 Tobias loses his securityjob trying to solve the store's mice problem. 398 00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:11,254 - [Gunshots] - Lindsay, now without a job, goes with her initial instinct. 399 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,257 Mom, we're gonna be late for practice! 400 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,328 - And Annyong exacts his revenge. - Where is everybody? 401 00:21:16,429 --> 00:21:18,454 - Heads up, fatty.! - { Screams]