1 00:00:00,210 --> 00:00:03,111 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,213 --> 00:00:05,204 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,315 --> 00:00:07,306 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:12,823 --> 00:00:14,484 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,996 --> 00:00:21,261 Michael was heading off to work when his son, George Michael... 6 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:24,097 - reminded him of a yearly tradition. - Hey, don't forget me. 7 00:00:24,203 --> 00:00:27,070 - For what? - It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 8 00:00:27,172 --> 00:00:29,504 And unless you had a daughter I don't know about, I'm your girl. 9 00:00:29,608 --> 00:00:33,135 Michael had first made this joke when George Michael was six. 10 00:00:33,245 --> 00:00:36,840 Well, she's not my daughter, but it's about as close as I'm gonna get. 11 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,940 I'm a good little girl. 12 00:00:39,051 --> 00:00:41,849 It was a joke Michael was starting to grow concerned about... 13 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:44,855 - as it had not worn well with age. - Hey, Dad. 14 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:47,357 They're out of sanitary napkins in the ladies' washroom. 15 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:52,021 Weird kid. 16 00:00:52,131 --> 00:00:55,100 I don't think this year's such a good idea. You know you're getting older and... 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,363 Yeah, right. Pretty soon I'm going to have to start wearing a bra. Right, Dad? 18 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:01,064 - All right, give me one minute. - Really, let's not this year. 19 00:01:01,173 --> 00:01:03,733 I cannot kill this joke. 20 00:01:03,842 --> 00:01:06,208 Hey, shouldn't you be getting dressed? 21 00:01:06,311 --> 00:01:09,872 - Nope. I'm going with my dad to work today. - Hey, peanut butter cup. 22 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:12,246 This is work? Watching entertainment news? 23 00:01:12,351 --> 00:01:15,377 Well, excuse me, Michael, for not raising the perfect daughter that you did. 24 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:18,388 I indulged this ritual for years in Boston. 25 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:22,426 As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement. 26 00:01:22,528 --> 00:01:26,555 There's, like, this longing, this pull. 27 00:01:26,665 --> 00:01:29,532 I mean, does that make me, you know, like some kind of... 28 00:01:29,635 --> 00:01:32,832 - Homosexual. - Maeby, please. 29 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:38,943 She's right though. You probably are a homosexual. 30 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,945 So, Maeby, this is what you're gonna do this year? You're gonna watch him watch TV? 31 00:01:42,047 --> 00:01:43,981 Behind the scenes at Entertainment Tonight. 32 00:01:44,082 --> 00:01:48,416 Oh, bless her. It's like she knew what I was going to do next. 33 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:52,684 It's here! Girls with - Newport Beach. 34 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:54,918 From the act I did on the beach over spring break. 35 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:57,928 - Any magician... - Gob had done a magic show... 36 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:01,625 where he had made the Bluth family yacht... disappear. 37 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:06,534 It was spring break, and the act was filmed for the popular video series... 38 00:02:06,638 --> 00:02:09,539 Girls with Low Self-Esteem. 39 00:02:09,641 --> 00:02:12,439 This puts me back on top of the old magic career though. 40 00:02:12,544 --> 00:02:14,535 You're not gonna put that in. There's nudity on that. 41 00:02:14,646 --> 00:02:16,546 Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed? 42 00:02:16,648 --> 00:02:19,981 I must warn you, Michael. She doesn't respond well to strict directives. 43 00:02:20,085 --> 00:02:22,349 All right. 44 00:02:22,454 --> 00:02:25,218 - That was odd. - Not really. Kids love boundaries. 45 00:02:25,324 --> 00:02:27,383 Look at these girls. Is this what you want? 46 00:02:27,493 --> 00:02:29,893 - Oh, God, no. - 'Cause this could be where your daughter is headed. 47 00:02:29,995 --> 00:02:32,225 Oh, no, no. I don't want this for Maeby either, no. 48 00:02:32,331 --> 00:02:34,322 Oh, here it is. Here it is. 49 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:36,333 It was a wild time on the beach. 50 00:02:36,435 --> 00:02:39,336 And if you like magic, look away. 51 00:02:40,806 --> 00:02:43,832 The only thing this guy could make fly away was the crowd. 52 00:02:43,942 --> 00:02:47,537 Douche chill. 53 00:02:47,646 --> 00:02:50,274 I can't believe they used that part. 54 00:02:50,382 --> 00:02:52,316 The one part where I screw up. 55 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:54,544 It's not like they used the part where I made the yacht disappear. 56 00:02:54,653 --> 00:02:57,486 Sunk the yacht. Blew it up, sunk it. 57 00:02:57,589 --> 00:02:59,489 - We sure did. - We? No. 58 00:02:59,591 --> 00:03:01,491 I gave you permission to use the yacht. You blew it up. 59 00:03:01,593 --> 00:03:03,925 Yeah, well, if you give someone permission to use a tissue... 60 00:03:04,029 --> 00:03:06,520 you can't be upset if they blow their nose. 61 00:03:06,632 --> 00:03:08,827 Right? I mean, right? 62 00:03:08,934 --> 00:03:12,165 Lindsay, new outfit? 63 00:03:12,271 --> 00:03:14,432 No, I've had this for years. It's a hand-me-down from Mom. 64 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,735 - Got a price tag right there. - Is there? 65 00:03:16,842 --> 00:03:20,437 Oh, I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing. 66 00:03:20,546 --> 00:03:23,743 Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. 67 00:03:23,849 --> 00:03:28,252 Fine. I bought it before we went broke, okay? I just haven't worn it yet. 68 00:03:28,353 --> 00:03:31,948 - What about the outfit yesterday? - Old Thing gave it to me. 69 00:03:32,057 --> 00:03:35,220 - Where are you getting all the money? - It's not costing you anything. 70 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:37,192 Unless you're stealing or working, I'm pretty sure it is. 71 00:03:37,296 --> 00:03:39,526 That's right. I stole it. 72 00:03:39,631 --> 00:03:42,293 In fact, Lindsay, tired of wearing last year's fashions... 73 00:03:42,401 --> 00:03:45,598 went to an upscale department store and in a moment of desperation... 74 00:03:45,704 --> 00:03:48,468 - applied for a job. - Can I have a job application please? 75 00:03:48,574 --> 00:03:50,838 But she was ashamed ofbeing a shopgirl... 76 00:03:50,943 --> 00:03:53,207 and was relieved when Michael gave her the out. 77 00:03:53,312 --> 00:03:56,281 Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. 78 00:03:56,381 --> 00:03:59,214 If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing. 79 00:03:59,318 --> 00:04:01,218 You're telling me that you walked into a store... 80 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,288 and without anyone noticing took an entire outfit? 81 00:04:03,388 --> 00:04:05,879 There's no way that you could do sleight ofhand that well. 82 00:04:05,991 --> 00:04:08,459 - I don't even think that I could do it. - Yeah, I've seen your tape. 83 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,553 - Lindsay, this is appalling. - What'd you use for misdirection? 84 00:04:12,664 --> 00:04:16,293 - Misdirection? - Yeah, I mean, if you're so good at magic... 85 00:04:16,401 --> 00:04:18,801 what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention? 86 00:04:18,904 --> 00:04:20,997 I don't know... my ass. 87 00:04:21,106 --> 00:04:23,233 - My ass. You're lying. - No, I'm not. 88 00:04:23,342 --> 00:04:25,674 - You're gonna take that back. - No, I'm not. 89 00:04:25,777 --> 00:04:28,473 This has nothing to do with you. You're not my father. 90 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,810 No, our father is in prison for stealing, remember? 91 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:33,077 - Which might not be a bad place for you to get used to. - Michael... 92 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,085 it was shoplifting, and I'm white. 93 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,280 - I think I'm going to be okay. - Shoplifting? 94 00:04:37,389 --> 00:04:41,120 - Cool. Can you take me? - No. Hey, not cool. You know what? 95 00:04:41,226 --> 00:04:44,354 Maeby, you're gonna come with me to work today. You're gonna be my daughter. 96 00:04:44,463 --> 00:04:46,454 You're gonna have a role model in your life who is honest... 97 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:52,299 who doesn't steal, doesn't lie and, I don't know, watch entertainment news. 98 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:55,271 Michael, don't worry about it, okay? She's not gonna go with you. 99 00:04:55,374 --> 00:04:56,864 - Okay. - Great. 100 00:04:56,975 --> 00:04:58,840 That was odd. 101 00:04:58,944 --> 00:05:01,674 I'm going to teach you two a little something about hands-on parenting. 102 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,441 Hey, Dad! 103 00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:06,278 Do you think this purse goes with this outfit? 104 00:05:07,519 --> 00:05:11,819 - Where'd my dad go? - Douche chill. 105 00:05:11,923 --> 00:05:15,120 And so Michael took his niece to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 106 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,854 You can just drop me off at the mall. 107 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:19,123 Oh, no, you're-you're really coming with me. 108 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,199 You're gonna learn a little something about hard work. 109 00:05:23,502 --> 00:05:25,231 Hey, Maeby! Maeby! 110 00:05:27,506 --> 00:05:32,205 Okay, so you can run faster than me. But you can't make me work. 111 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:34,141 No one's making you do anything, you know. 112 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:37,545 It's just a chance for us to spend some time together. Learn about business. 113 00:05:37,649 --> 00:05:41,244 You know, you might find that you're good at things you didn't even know about. 114 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,691 See that? Who knew you were such a good little climber? 115 00:05:48,894 --> 00:05:50,828 Now listen, let's make this fun, okay? 116 00:05:50,929 --> 00:05:52,829 We're family. 117 00:05:52,931 --> 00:05:55,331 What is better than hanging out with family? Hmm? 118 00:05:55,434 --> 00:05:57,698 Oh... It's my mother. 119 00:05:57,803 --> 00:06:00,135 - Hi. - She called you, huh? 120 00:06:00,238 --> 00:06:02,263 I guess I'm not good enough to be her husband. 121 00:06:02,374 --> 00:06:04,274 What? What's going on? 122 00:06:04,376 --> 00:06:07,539 Okay. Mother wants someone to go to my soccer game with. 123 00:06:07,646 --> 00:06:10,706 She don't want other soccer moms think that she a single mother. 124 00:06:10,816 --> 00:06:11,850 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 125 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:14,284 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 126 00:06:14,386 --> 00:06:16,980 Hey, Mom, why can't Buster pretend to be your escort? 127 00:06:17,089 --> 00:06:19,922 - That's the way he's got it in all his cartoons. - They already know he's my son. 128 00:06:20,025 --> 00:06:22,755 I wouldn't go even if you asked. You didn't let me play soccer as a child. 129 00:06:22,861 --> 00:06:25,625 Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me. 130 00:06:25,731 --> 00:06:27,756 Go, fatty. 131 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:31,859 Stop it! He's your little brother! 132 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:34,029 No, he's not! I came out of you! He didn't! 133 00:06:34,139 --> 00:06:37,597 Can you not call me with these little things, please? 134 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:39,939 The office is a mess. I still haven't replaced Kitty. 135 00:06:40,045 --> 00:06:44,072 Michael had recently fired his father's longtime assistant, Kitty. 136 00:06:44,182 --> 00:06:46,480 Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me! 137 00:06:46,585 --> 00:06:48,382 - Shh, shh, shh. - It had not been a clean break. 138 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:51,149 So, I've got a lot of work to do. Plus, it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 139 00:06:51,256 --> 00:06:53,850 - Oh, where is George Michael? - I told him not to come. 140 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:57,053 l-I thought it was more important to bring Maeby this... 141 00:06:59,231 --> 00:07:02,723 Damn it! Can't you just find somebody else, please, to look like your husband? 142 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:07,100 In fact, there was someone else who looked like Lucille's husband... 143 00:07:07,205 --> 00:07:09,298 - his twin brother, Oscar. - Lucille. 144 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:13,741 - And although she knew it was wrong to play with his heart... - Oscar, it's Lucille. 145 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:16,336 she really didn't want to go to the soccer game alone. 146 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:20,248 I need you. 147 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,252 And back at the model home... 148 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,982 three of the Bluth men struggled with their manliness. 149 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:27,524 You know, I make jokes about being a daughter for my dad. 150 00:07:27,626 --> 00:07:30,686 I know I'm a man. It's his insecurity, not mine. 151 00:07:30,796 --> 00:07:33,264 There's no security at that store. That's how she was able to shoplift. 152 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,663 They probably don't have a regular security guard. 153 00:07:35,767 --> 00:07:38,930 Well, of course I could get a job as a security guard. 154 00:07:39,037 --> 00:07:41,597 I mean, if I have to have a job to impress my daughter. 155 00:07:41,706 --> 00:07:43,606 If she needs something that butch. 156 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:46,541 Yeah. I can hang out with my uncles. Three men. What's butcher than that? 157 00:07:46,645 --> 00:07:49,273 - I'm going to the mall. - Me too. 158 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:52,009 Yeah, maybe a new pair of shoes will cheer me up. 159 00:07:52,117 --> 00:07:54,779 And now I'm filling out an expense report... 160 00:07:54,886 --> 00:07:58,219 so I can sleep well at night knowing that I have been honest. 161 00:07:58,323 --> 00:08:00,223 You're not asleep. 162 00:08:00,325 --> 00:08:02,293 - I was. - You were not. 163 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,658 I would like to see if you could go one day without telling a lie. 164 00:08:04,763 --> 00:08:07,789 just one whole day without being like your mom. 165 00:08:07,899 --> 00:08:11,164 - What's in it for me if I do? - You'll win my respect. 166 00:08:11,269 --> 00:08:13,703 - Good night. - And 50 bucks. 167 00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:16,467 Fine. I'll do it if you do it. 168 00:08:16,575 --> 00:08:20,739 - That-a-girl. This is gonna be fun. - I win. 169 00:08:20,846 --> 00:08:24,009 - We're looking for Michael Bluth? - That's me. 170 00:08:24,115 --> 00:08:27,414 - I'm Michael Bluth. - I'm Officer Taylor. That is Officer Carter. 171 00:08:27,519 --> 00:08:31,512 Our daughters, Tammy and Moni... Oh, God, where... where did they go? 172 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:33,750 - I'm on it. - How can I help you? 173 00:08:33,859 --> 00:08:37,260 Well, we're here investigating the disappearance of Kitty Sanchez. 174 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:39,990 Apparently, you're the last person to see her... alive. 175 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,991 Or around town or whatever. 176 00:08:44,102 --> 00:08:46,696 I don't know anything about that. I do know that, uh... 177 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:49,501 she was my secretary, uh, but she left. 178 00:08:49,608 --> 00:08:51,667 Or l-I fired her. 179 00:08:51,776 --> 00:08:53,835 Did you ever threaten her? 180 00:08:53,945 --> 00:08:55,742 No, no. God, no. Of course not. 181 00:08:55,847 --> 00:08:58,714 Michael Bluth is threatening me! 182 00:08:58,817 --> 00:09:01,115 I did. I threatened her at a restaurant. 183 00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:06,384 - But, you know... it's a restaurant, so... - Yep. 184 00:09:06,491 --> 00:09:08,891 Certainly she's been seen since then? 185 00:09:08,994 --> 00:09:11,929 Not alive. 186 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:14,225 Or dead or whatever. 187 00:09:14,332 --> 00:09:16,391 We'd love to speak with you down at the station. 188 00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:19,732 Sure. Uh, you know, l-l-I'm happy to cooperate. 189 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:22,136 But I really don't know anything more than you know. 190 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,368 I certainly didn't... didn't kill her and drop her in a back bay. 191 00:09:27,979 --> 00:09:30,140 - Boy, I hope that's not what happened to her. - I'm sure it isn't. 192 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,210 Please send Officer Davis and Little Hanna to the back bay. 193 00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:36,378 So you killed Kitty, huh? 194 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,388 No, I didn't kill Kitty. 195 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:41,084 But I will go down to the station and answer those nice men's questions. 196 00:09:41,192 --> 00:09:44,889 You know why? Because I have no secrets to hide. Because I'm an honest man. 197 00:09:44,996 --> 00:09:47,089 And apparently a fun one. 198 00:09:47,198 --> 00:09:49,132 Let's go see what's going on in the back room. 199 00:09:49,234 --> 00:09:51,964 Were those the last words Kitty ever heard? 200 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:54,368 No. I will not kiss her. 201 00:09:54,472 --> 00:09:58,670 Hey, hey, guys, what are you doing? It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 202 00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:00,836 - Yeah, that's my Caitlin. - Okay. 203 00:10:00,946 --> 00:10:03,141 There is work to be done. Can we get back to it? Thank you. 204 00:10:03,248 --> 00:10:07,617 Oh, and has anybody, uh, seen or heard from Kitty lately? 205 00:10:07,719 --> 00:10:12,656 I think that's her right behind you there. 206 00:10:12,757 --> 00:10:16,249 - Oh, my God. That is Kitty. - And that's the boat that Uncle Gob blew up. 207 00:10:16,361 --> 00:10:19,762 Hey, now you have something to tell them at the station. 208 00:10:24,472 --> 00:10:27,839 Tobias sought out a security position at the nearby mall. 209 00:10:27,942 --> 00:10:32,504 I do know stage combat if the partner is willing and a bit more petite than I. 210 00:10:32,614 --> 00:10:36,948 But I have a daughter to impress and I need this job. 211 00:10:37,051 --> 00:10:41,010 Well, it's gonna be a couple of days before we can get you a gun license... 212 00:10:41,122 --> 00:10:44,216 so you'll have to use mine. 213 00:10:44,325 --> 00:10:46,520 Wow! 214 00:10:46,628 --> 00:10:50,029 Meanwhile, Gob had taken George Michael on a mysterious errand. 215 00:10:50,131 --> 00:10:52,622 What are we getting? Is it something for a magic trick? 216 00:10:52,734 --> 00:10:54,895 - In a way. - That's cool. 217 00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:57,528 You know, it's so great to be hanging out with you. 218 00:10:57,639 --> 00:11:00,870 There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad. 219 00:11:00,975 --> 00:11:04,308 Like, uh, were-were you ever awkward around girls? 220 00:11:04,412 --> 00:11:08,439 What do you mean? Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start? 221 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:10,450 No, I think I did pretty well. 222 00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:12,645 Not a lot of complaints, if you know what I mean. 223 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:15,245 At least not from the girl. 224 00:11:15,356 --> 00:11:17,984 - You're saying I should just be myself? - And he had to drive her home. 225 00:11:18,092 --> 00:11:21,061 So I think I did pretty good. Pretty damn good. 226 00:11:21,162 --> 00:11:23,062 - Hey, guy. - Yes, sir? 227 00:11:23,164 --> 00:11:26,600 How many mice will $13 buy? 228 00:11:26,701 --> 00:11:29,226 And at the prison, George Sr. had a surprise visit. 229 00:11:29,337 --> 00:11:31,464 I just wanted to check in and make sure you're aware... 230 00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:35,236 that your ban on organized sports in this family has been violated. 231 00:11:35,343 --> 00:11:37,277 Ban on organized sports? 232 00:11:37,378 --> 00:11:40,404 You know, how you wouldn't let me sign up for anything when I was a kid. 233 00:11:40,515 --> 00:11:43,814 Is that what you've been thinking all these years? No, no. 234 00:11:43,918 --> 00:11:45,852 You were... You were just a turd out there, you know? 235 00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:50,584 You couldn't kick and you couldn't run. You know, you were just a-a turd. 236 00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:53,024 Prison has destroyed the way you talk. 237 00:11:53,127 --> 00:11:56,927 If that's what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends. 238 00:11:57,031 --> 00:12:00,660 Anyway, Annyong's playing soccer, but I guess I should just ignore it. 239 00:12:00,768 --> 00:12:03,965 Look the other way as Mom and Uncle Oscar and Annyong have the perfect little family... 240 00:12:04,072 --> 00:12:07,098 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Oscar? My brother Oscar? 241 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:10,109 - Oscar's been coming around? - No touching! 242 00:12:10,211 --> 00:12:12,475 No touching. No touching. 243 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:15,208 You listen to me. You've got to take care of this Oscar situation. 244 00:12:15,316 --> 00:12:17,216 You get him out of there, all right? 245 00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:20,151 You make him wish that he'd never shown that ludicrous head of hair... 246 00:12:20,255 --> 00:12:22,314 and that nice face of his. 247 00:12:22,423 --> 00:12:25,950 - I will do it, Dad. - Good. Put her there. 248 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:27,629 - No touching! - Oh! 249 00:12:27,629 --> 00:12:28,653 - No touching! - Oh! 250 00:12:28,763 --> 00:12:31,698 Her self-esteem is through the roof. 251 00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:34,290 And Michael arrived at the police station with Maeby. 252 00:12:34,402 --> 00:12:36,666 I got here as quickly as I could. 253 00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,238 - I didn't know you had a daughter? - I don't. 254 00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:40,307 I thought you wanted me to call you Daddy? 255 00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:44,003 Why don't you wait for Daddy in the car? 256 00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:47,343 - All right. What do we have here? - Gob sunk the yacht. 257 00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:50,508 The last time Kitty was seen, she was getting onto it. It's on tape. 258 00:12:50,618 --> 00:12:53,815 - Ooh! Did you see this? - Yep. 259 00:12:53,922 --> 00:12:58,825 Ooh! Chills. Why do I keep getting these bruises? 260 00:12:58,927 --> 00:13:01,225 - Barry! - Okay. Until we get all the facts... 261 00:13:01,329 --> 00:13:03,695 don't say anything that can incriminate you. 262 00:13:03,798 --> 00:13:06,494 Or me. Just try to keep me out of this. 263 00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:10,059 - Lie. Both of you. - No, what are you talk... We don't lie in this family. 264 00:13:10,171 --> 00:13:13,334 - Maeby, why don't you get a soda? - Okay. 265 00:13:13,441 --> 00:13:17,810 If I lie in front of her, it costs me 50 bucks. I do think that we should lie. 266 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,947 Meanwhile, Lindsay was at work... 267 00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:23,847 and starting to getjealous that her daughter was at work with Michael. 268 00:13:23,952 --> 00:13:26,546 Hello, Michael. I know you think I'm such a horrible mother... 269 00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:29,088 but I was just seeing how my daughter was doing at work. 270 00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:33,593 Uh, she's, um, she's making lots of friends already. 271 00:13:33,695 --> 00:13:36,186 - Can you help me there, please? - It was at this moment... 272 00:13:36,297 --> 00:13:38,925 that Gob and George Michael arrived at the store. 273 00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:42,196 Say what you will about America... 13 bucks stills gets you a hell of a lot of mice. 274 00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:44,203 Who said anything bad about America? 275 00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:47,433 No. Well, I meant... So what are the mice for? 276 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,806 Oh. No, that's just for misdirection. 277 00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:53,540 We'll see who the sleight-of-hand artist is in this family. 278 00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:56,640 Okay, now when I yell "Mice!" I want you to open this box... 279 00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:59,811 - and I'm gonna start stuffing some shirts down your pants. - Shirts? 280 00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:02,719 - Gob, are we shoplifting? - Mice! 281 00:14:02,824 --> 00:14:05,054 Mice! Call security! 282 00:14:05,159 --> 00:14:09,152 - Michael, I'm not as bad an influence as you think I am. - Well, you're not a great one. 283 00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:11,197 You're a criminal, Lindsay. What kind of message does that send? 284 00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:13,995 Bluth. We're ready to question you now. 285 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:16,195 That's what I am, Michael. I'm a shoplifter! 286 00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:18,204 I've got a whole bag of clothes I shoplifted. 287 00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:21,400 But Tobias was now a guard. 288 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:23,636 And a surprisingly catlike one. 289 00:14:23,745 --> 00:14:28,648 - Wow. I guess we didn't need the mice. - Freeze... 290 00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:33,985 While the rest of the Bluths were in police custody... 291 00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:35,988 Lucille was with her brother-in-law. 292 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:40,424 I am blown away that you... that you called me and that we're-we're together. 293 00:14:40,528 --> 00:14:42,860 And my camper made it all the way up here. 294 00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:45,524 Do you think it's safe over there? Because I only have a hanger for a lock. 295 00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:49,228 What are they gonna take, the one can of Comet you've got in there? 296 00:14:49,337 --> 00:14:53,797 Oh, your tongue is as sharp as your body is still taut. 297 00:14:53,908 --> 00:14:55,876 What are you doing? 298 00:14:55,977 --> 00:15:00,437 Oscar, this is a children's soccer game, not Woodstock. 299 00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:04,780 That was another era, huh? The music and the pot. 300 00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:08,686 Will you excuse me? I need to go to my camper for just a quick sec. 301 00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:16,162 Open. 302 00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:23,899 - Hey, Uncle. - Hey, Buster. 303 00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:28,703 No, no, no. 304 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,540 - No, no, no. - No, no, no. 305 00:15:31,646 --> 00:15:35,480 No! No! No! I came here to say something. 306 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,746 You do not belong here. My mother's been spoken for. 307 00:15:38,853 --> 00:15:43,483 You know, I may never have played organized sports, but I am a man. 308 00:15:43,591 --> 00:15:47,049 - Buster. - And I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 309 00:15:48,596 --> 00:15:51,963 Okay. But, uh, I never meant to break up your family. 310 00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:55,558 Your mom called me for a reason. And I don't think she's happy. 311 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:59,697 No, she's happy. She's just mean all the time. 312 00:16:04,378 --> 00:16:08,178 Uh, no, no, no, Uncle, let me get you. I'm a man. Move. 313 00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:13,827 Michael submitted to the detective's questions. 314 00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:16,667 You haven't seen any evidence of Ms. Sanchez or where she might have gone? 315 00:16:16,773 --> 00:16:19,708 I have, uh, no idea. None. 316 00:16:19,809 --> 00:16:22,369 Are you willing to take a polygraph to that effect? 317 00:16:24,848 --> 00:16:28,841 - Are you nuts? - Not without a better lawyer. 318 00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:31,512 You're holding out on us! 319 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:33,521 Fantastic. Now Emma's awake. 320 00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:37,354 - You know what? Let me take care of this. - Please. 321 00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:44,765 Kitty had evidence against your father, and you didn't want that to come out. 322 00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,530 But now you've got bigger problems, my friend. So why don't we make a deal? 323 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:50,731 I give you evidence against my father, and you pretend that I didn't kill Kitty? 324 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,070 I mean, l-I didn't kill Kitty. 325 00:16:55,478 --> 00:16:58,208 Hello. Oh, hey, George Michael. 326 00:16:58,315 --> 00:17:01,045 Uh, I'm sorry. In your pants? 327 00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:06,248 I'll be right there. Um, my son has an emergency. 328 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,757 You know, there's a Grover book... I Can't Hold It In. 329 00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:13,124 Worked for us. 330 00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:17,689 Buster emerged from Oscar's trailer with a newfound sense of manliness... 331 00:17:17,801 --> 00:17:20,531 and then received a serendipitous gift. 332 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:25,235 Kick it back! 333 00:17:25,342 --> 00:17:29,403 - If you can kick, fatty. - I'm a man. 334 00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:41,246 What are you doing? Get off the field! 335 00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:43,417 Are you crazy? 336 00:18:00,377 --> 00:18:03,369 And Buster realized he may havejust scared away a man... 337 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,473 who supported him in the way he'd always hoped his own father would. 338 00:18:15,592 --> 00:18:17,219 And Michael headed over to the mall. 339 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:21,024 - So what the hell is this? - Hey, Dad, I didn't know we were shoplifting, okay? 340 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:23,656 Shoplifting? What's the matter with you, Gob? 341 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,031 What's the matter with me? She's the shoplifter! 342 00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:28,934 - I wasn't shoplifting, you twit. - Yes, thanks to me. 343 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:31,370 No. I work here. 344 00:18:31,474 --> 00:18:35,433 At least I used to. They fired me because they thought I was helping this idiot shoplift. 345 00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:38,241 Also, they said I wasn't a very good salesgirl. 346 00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:41,408 You can't be serious? 347 00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:43,509 A salesgirl. 348 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,850 I knew it! I knew you couldn't pull it off. 349 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:48,822 There's only one magician in this family and that is me. 350 00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:51,894 And you got caught by a 13-year-old girl. 351 00:18:51,995 --> 00:18:55,055 You know, this is why I'm constantly asking you to stay away from my son. 352 00:18:55,165 --> 00:18:57,190 Yeah, well, it's not like you were there to spend any time with me, Dad. 353 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,234 Because I'm not daughter enough for you. 354 00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:03,965 George Michael, um, I'm always there for you, okay? 355 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:07,008 It's just you're getting a little too manly for Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 356 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:11,877 - Dad, that's what makes it funny. - I also wanted to give Maeby a good role model for a change. 357 00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:15,712 Yeah, well, I guess, you looking out for her is probably something she could use. 358 00:19:15,819 --> 00:19:17,912 Where is Maeby? 359 00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:20,649 Michael realized he had to get to the police station... 360 00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:24,887 before they got ahold of Maeby, to whom he'd promised $50 to tell the truth. 361 00:19:24,994 --> 00:19:27,019 I've put a bounty on my own head. 362 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:31,191 But Maeby's instincts to lie returned. 363 00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:33,201 Hey, you can't go in there. 364 00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:35,965 No, it's okay. I'm Detective Fellows's daughter. 365 00:19:36,072 --> 00:19:40,236 Oh. Oh, sorry. It's four-three-five. And that opens any door in the building. 366 00:19:40,343 --> 00:19:42,311 Great. Thanks. 367 00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:51,880 And it was there that Maeby discovered the key to Michael's freedom. 368 00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:53,888 Well, I appreciate your honesty. 369 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,390 Maeby. What-What-What'd she say? 370 00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:59,053 I said there's a tape of Kitty getting on the boat and that you guys blew it up. 371 00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:01,926 I told them the truth, like you told me. 372 00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:04,124 That-a-girl. 373 00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:07,567 That's right. That's, uh, that's the truth. That's everything that we know. 374 00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:11,073 You're free to go. 375 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:16,240 Great. Here we go. 376 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,014 - What the hell just happened? - Relax. They got nothing on you. 377 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:25,849 They're bluffing. Kitty's alive. I just saw her in the back room. 378 00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:28,890 They just wanted to get you scared, so you'd testify against Pop-Pop. 379 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,050 Unbelievable. Oh, that's great. 380 00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:34,789 You just told them the truth; they let us walk. 381 00:20:34,898 --> 00:20:38,231 - I guess I owe you 50 bucks, huh? - Yeah. I'd save your money. 382 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:41,394 Kitty's got a lot of evidence, and she thinks that you tried to kill her. 383 00:20:41,504 --> 00:20:43,734 So you're probably going to need a better attorney. 384 00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:49,544 Lo siento. 385 00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:52,945 I hate Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 386 00:20:53,049 --> 00:20:55,779 On the next Arrested Development. 387 00:20:55,885 --> 00:21:00,584 Tobias loses his securityjob trying to solve the store's mice problem. 388 00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:05,992 Lindsay, now without a job, goes with her initial instinct. 389 00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:07,995 Mom, we're gonna be late for practice! 390 00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:11,066 - And Annyong exacts his revenge. - Where is everybody? 391 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,192 Heads up, fatty!