1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,523 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:07,560 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,662 --> 00:00:09,926 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,236 --> 00:00:17,363 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,741 --> 00:00:23,301 Low-carb diets are sweeping the nation... 6 00:00:23,411 --> 00:00:25,436 but some local businesses are being left in the dust. 7 00:00:25,546 --> 00:00:27,980 - And the latest on Iraq... - Hey, George Michael. 8 00:00:28,082 --> 00:00:31,142 They're gonna show that interview you did. We're gonna watch it on Thursday, okay? 9 00:00:31,252 --> 00:00:33,550 - I'll make some popcorn. - Popcorn? Really? Cool. 10 00:00:33,654 --> 00:00:36,248 - Yeah, the hell with Atkins, huh? - Oh. Yeah. 11 00:00:36,357 --> 00:00:38,723 Oh, why blow it now? I'll fry up some bacon. 12 00:00:38,826 --> 00:00:41,454 Uh, Dad... 13 00:00:43,064 --> 00:00:45,532 Buddy, you gotta take it easy, okay? 14 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:47,533 I'm showing this as a model again. 15 00:00:47,635 --> 00:00:50,468 I don't want people to think we've got shoddy workmanship. 16 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:55,004 That might not have been your fault. 17 00:00:55,109 --> 00:00:57,600 I know. Nothing works in this house. 18 00:00:57,712 --> 00:00:59,907 - Tell me about it. - Is that a shot at me? 19 00:01:00,014 --> 00:01:02,642 - Probably. - Because for your information, I got a job. 20 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:05,810 - Really? What kind of job? - Beads. 21 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,083 - Bees? - Beads. - Beads? 22 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:12,387 - Gob's not on board. - Beads are very big right now. 23 00:01:12,493 --> 00:01:15,189 Uh, anklets, necklaces, you name it. 24 00:01:15,296 --> 00:01:18,094 - Bracelets? - But I'll need some start-up money. 25 00:01:18,199 --> 00:01:20,531 I'm in. But we're gonna need a lot. 26 00:01:20,635 --> 00:01:22,762 Beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap? 27 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:24,963 Gob, shouldn't you be in bed? 28 00:01:25,072 --> 00:01:27,097 Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. 29 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:29,108 He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test... 30 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,940 to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. 31 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:34,514 What if they ask about a magic trick? I just... I can't risk it. 32 00:01:34,615 --> 00:01:38,517 They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test. 33 00:01:38,619 --> 00:01:40,780 But... I'm the oldest. 34 00:01:40,888 --> 00:01:43,379 - The matriarch, if you will. - Sure. I will. 35 00:01:43,491 --> 00:01:47,450 Listen, I have to do this to help out Dad, and you don't know anything about our business. 36 00:01:47,561 --> 00:01:51,657 Gob, I'm not looking for a partner. And, believe me, if I was, it would not be you. 37 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,064 Oh. Good. 38 00:01:54,168 --> 00:01:57,296 Well, I'll start my own business. How hard can it be? 39 00:01:57,405 --> 00:01:59,498 Z-z-z-z-z! 40 00:01:59,607 --> 00:02:01,336 Bz-z-z-z-z-z! 41 00:02:01,442 --> 00:02:03,808 We'll see who brings in more honey. 42 00:02:03,911 --> 00:02:06,243 { Buzzing] 43 00:02:06,347 --> 00:02:08,713 - He's thinking about bees again. - Oh. 44 00:02:08,816 --> 00:02:12,047 I'm not just gonna cut you a check so you can throw it away on another failed business. 45 00:02:12,153 --> 00:02:14,519 Hey, "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" should have worked. 46 00:02:14,622 --> 00:02:17,682 [Man Narrating] Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service... 47 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,886 which gave new parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like... 48 00:02:20,995 --> 00:02:23,020 in half a century. 49 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:26,827 Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can't be surprised when an ugly adult comes out. 50 00:02:26,934 --> 00:02:30,529 Look, I need to become self-reliant. It's not gonna last with Tobias. 51 00:02:30,638 --> 00:02:34,506 He's completely oblivious. He's got no idea how I'm feeling or thinking. 52 00:02:34,608 --> 00:02:38,510 - So there's no sex? - I mean, how do you not have sex with me? 53 00:02:38,612 --> 00:02:41,274 It is a struggle. I'll tell you what. 54 00:02:41,382 --> 00:02:43,282 I'll help you out, but you gotta work. 55 00:02:43,384 --> 00:02:45,852 Great. Before you know it, I'll be in the red. 56 00:02:45,953 --> 00:02:48,421 And you can take that to the bank. 57 00:02:48,522 --> 00:02:50,513 I'm sure they'll contact me first. 58 00:02:50,624 --> 00:02:53,354 [Narrator] And that's when Michael got a call that made him wish... 59 00:02:53,461 --> 00:02:55,691 he hadn't promised his sister the money. 60 00:02:55,796 --> 00:02:57,696 Hello. 61 00:02:57,798 --> 00:03:00,232 Kitty? 62 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:03,895 And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room. 63 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:07,064 - How do you make money from it? - I don't know. Honey? 64 00:03:07,174 --> 00:03:09,438 - Or just as gifts. - Who'd want a bee as a gift? 65 00:03:09,543 --> 00:03:12,034 While Buster and Annyong waitedjust outside. 66 00:03:12,146 --> 00:03:14,546 - Come on. Just let me have one bite. - No. 67 00:03:14,648 --> 00:03:16,639 Mother said no carbohydrate for you if you ever gonna... 68 00:03:16,751 --> 00:03:18,651 get girlfriend that's not old lady. 69 00:03:18,753 --> 00:03:21,347 - At least I can get a girlfriend. - I can get a girlfriend before you. 70 00:03:21,455 --> 00:03:24,083 - Oh, we'll see about that. - Why aren't you in there? 71 00:03:24,191 --> 00:03:26,887 Oh, I was just keeping Annyong company. 72 00:03:26,994 --> 00:03:30,088 Give me that bagel, you little... { Beeps] Give it to me! { Beeps] 73 00:03:30,197 --> 00:03:33,257 Whoa! Our star witness! Come here. 74 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:35,733 Good to see you. You know what? Don't get too close to me. 75 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,737 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me. 76 00:03:38,839 --> 00:03:42,570 - Thanks for the heads-up. - That's okay. We've got your polygraph set for tomorrow. 77 00:03:42,676 --> 00:03:44,940 - About that... - I'll tell them, Michael. 78 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,847 I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know. 79 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,941 You? No one wants you. Does anyone want him? 80 00:03:52,052 --> 00:03:54,418 - Who would want him? - They don't want you. 81 00:03:54,522 --> 00:03:57,320 - Good. - I might not be the best witness either. 82 00:03:57,424 --> 00:04:00,086 - I got a phone call from Kitty this morning. - His secretary? 83 00:04:00,194 --> 00:04:02,594 - My secretary. - She says that she's got some evidence... 84 00:04:02,696 --> 00:04:05,426 and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands. 85 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:07,433 [Gob] Oh, that is just great. 86 00:04:07,535 --> 00:04:11,767 And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. 87 00:04:11,872 --> 00:04:13,806 I mean, this family runs into problems, it's... 88 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,808 "Oh, let's have Gob { Beeps] our way out of it." 89 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:19,141 - What is the matter with you? - It's me that she wants to meet with, Gob. 90 00:04:19,246 --> 00:04:21,646 Oh. Good. 91 00:04:21,749 --> 00:04:24,047 Now, what does she have, Dad? I need to know. 92 00:04:24,151 --> 00:04:26,278 No, you can't know. We got to keep you nice and clean, Michael. 93 00:04:26,387 --> 00:04:30,323 - Especially if you're going to take that lie detector test. - He is absolutely right. 94 00:04:30,424 --> 00:04:32,756 [George] Find out what Kitty wants andjust give it to her... 95 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:35,055 but don't find out what she knows. 96 00:04:35,162 --> 00:04:38,393 Michael, you can save this business. 97 00:04:38,499 --> 00:04:40,899 You are the only one who can do it. 98 00:04:41,001 --> 00:04:44,562 Yeah, besides me, right? But I kind of got my hands full with these babies. 99 00:04:44,672 --> 00:04:46,230 - He's got bees.! - No bees.! 100 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:48,274 - Get it.! - [Jar Rolling] 101 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,707 They don't allow you to have bees in here. 102 00:04:50,811 --> 00:04:53,302 [Narrator] And business was slow at the banana stand... 103 00:04:53,414 --> 00:04:55,473 - when George Michael made a new friend. - Hi. 104 00:04:56,817 --> 00:04:59,718 - Hi. - Are bananas high in carbohydrates? 105 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:01,720 Oh, you're on Atkins too? 106 00:05:01,822 --> 00:05:05,223 Uh, yeah. Actually, that's, um... that's why I'm gonna be on... on TV. 107 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:08,887 - You are? - I was interviewed for Hindsight, with John Beard. 108 00:05:08,996 --> 00:05:12,261 I, uh, I gave them a joke, but I don't know if they're gonna use it. 109 00:05:12,366 --> 00:05:15,233 You know, thanks to this diet craze, the last time we had a customer... 110 00:05:15,336 --> 00:05:17,065 the banana stand was still green. 111 00:05:17,171 --> 00:05:21,505 Lose it. No, lose the whole kid. We'll just go with the Iraq piece. 112 00:05:21,609 --> 00:05:24,442 - That's so cool. - I guess. 113 00:05:24,545 --> 00:05:26,945 [Girl] You wanna watch over at my house? 114 00:05:27,047 --> 00:05:29,709 Yeah, l-I guess. 115 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,849 [Narrator] And Michael headed off to meet Kitty. 116 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,854 Their last meeting had ended poorly. 117 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:38,390 Say good-bye to your company, Michael. 118 00:05:38,492 --> 00:05:40,687 - And say good-bye to these. - No, no, no, no. 119 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:44,059 So Michael was understandably anxious about their reunion. 120 00:05:44,164 --> 00:05:46,359 Guess I do get to see them again, huh? { Chuckles] 121 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:50,369 Can we please have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael? 122 00:05:50,471 --> 00:05:52,769 - Yeah. - Maybe a better question would be... 123 00:05:52,873 --> 00:05:54,704 what evidence do I have against you, because... 124 00:05:54,808 --> 00:05:56,708 No, no, no. I don't... I don't wanna know. 125 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:59,108 I just want to know what you want. 126 00:05:59,213 --> 00:06:01,704 I'd like to be in charge of the Bluth Company. 127 00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:05,046 Well, I want a hamburger and French fries, but I can't have the bun or potatoes. Get real. 128 00:06:05,152 --> 00:06:08,644 I deserve it. Your father promised it to me on the day he went to prison. 129 00:06:10,324 --> 00:06:12,884 Sounds like something that he would do. 130 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:16,793 And if I can't be in charge, then I'm going to have to tell the entire world... 131 00:06:16,897 --> 00:06:19,627 that your father was building houses overseas... 132 00:06:19,733 --> 00:06:22,133 - without paying... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop. Stop. 133 00:06:22,236 --> 00:06:26,070 Act... No. Finish. Finish. Um, without paying what? Taxes? 134 00:06:26,173 --> 00:06:29,734 Model houses, Michael. Overseas. 135 00:06:29,843 --> 00:06:32,937 And he hid it... { Whispering] from the U.S. government. 136 00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:35,572 That's it? That's what my dad's been hiding... back taxes? 137 00:06:35,683 --> 00:06:38,481 And unless you plan on paying them... 138 00:06:38,585 --> 00:06:41,986 your dad's gonna be in prison for a long time. 139 00:06:42,089 --> 00:06:45,923 No, we'll pay them. Forget it. We'll just... We'll mortgage the company if we have to. 140 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:48,586 We found money for those. We'll find money for taxes. Good to see ya. 141 00:06:48,696 --> 00:06:53,759 Yeah. If I was in charge, that would have been my first move too. 142 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:56,392 [Narrator] As Michael returned home, George Michael was heading out... 143 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,994 to meet the girl from the banana stand. 144 00:06:59,106 --> 00:07:01,506 Great news. The business is gonna be okay. 145 00:07:01,608 --> 00:07:03,599 Yeah, I thought bananas would be okay on the diet. 146 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:06,111 No, l-I meant... Well... You haven't been eating those, have you? 147 00:07:06,213 --> 00:07:09,705 - No. No. Not at all. Just some nuts. - Good. Those are fine. 148 00:07:09,817 --> 00:07:12,650 What I meant was, I think we're gonna be seeing Pop-Pop sooner than we thought. 149 00:07:12,753 --> 00:07:15,813 Huh? Does that sound good? 150 00:07:15,923 --> 00:07:19,290 - Do you hear that rattle? - It is very worrisome. 151 00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:22,089 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Great news, Michael. 152 00:07:22,196 --> 00:07:24,824 We're thinking of purchasing a Bluth model home. 153 00:07:24,932 --> 00:07:27,628 - And let's check the oven. - { Clattering] 154 00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:29,635 Whoa! That doesn't inspire confidence. 155 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:32,672 Lindsay, the bead business taking off, is it? 156 00:07:32,773 --> 00:07:35,708 Actually, I am the breadwinner, Michael, as it turns out. 157 00:07:35,809 --> 00:07:37,834 I was walking in a strange place today... 158 00:07:37,945 --> 00:07:40,209 a place I'd never set foot in before. 159 00:07:40,314 --> 00:07:43,078 [Narrator] Tobias, walking down a street he'd been down many times... 160 00:07:43,183 --> 00:07:47,415 saw a book he'd written years earlier as a psychiatrist. 161 00:07:47,521 --> 00:07:49,887 The book, initially unsuccessful, had suddenly caught fire... 162 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:54,222 although, strangely, only in the gay community. 163 00:07:54,328 --> 00:07:57,855 The book is huge. And I have a bit of money coming my way as a result. 164 00:07:57,965 --> 00:08:01,196 So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and run the shower. 165 00:08:01,301 --> 00:08:03,496 Let me know if it's too loud in the kitchen. 166 00:08:03,604 --> 00:08:05,538 Okay, honey. 167 00:08:05,639 --> 00:08:08,836 So, your husband comes into some money, and suddenly he's not so oblivious anymore, huh? 168 00:08:08,942 --> 00:08:11,240 Hey, now, this is not me being shallow, Michael. 169 00:08:11,345 --> 00:08:13,870 He's written a self-help book that's helping people. 170 00:08:13,981 --> 00:08:15,881 - That does take some insight. - Listen. 171 00:08:15,983 --> 00:08:17,883 This better not mean you're blowing off the bead store. 172 00:08:17,985 --> 00:08:21,751 Well, uh, seeing as though you brought it up, maybe we should get out of this investment. 173 00:08:21,855 --> 00:08:24,517 - I mean, seriously, Michael... beads? - I knew you'd do this. 174 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:27,253 You work for three seconds, and you find something easier and grab it. 175 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:29,261 It's "Dip-A-Pet" all over again. 176 00:08:29,363 --> 00:08:32,389 [Narrator] Lindsay also had a brief foray into what she had then hoped... 177 00:08:32,499 --> 00:08:36,560 - Come back here! - would be the burgeoning fad of custom pet coloring. 178 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:39,764 Well, that would've worked if you'd sprung for a bigger sink. 179 00:08:39,873 --> 00:08:42,364 George Michael, our show's about to start. 180 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:45,036 - He went out on his date. - A date? 181 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:48,137 But we had plans to... A date with who? 182 00:08:48,248 --> 00:08:51,877 Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one. 183 00:08:51,985 --> 00:08:54,317 [Man On TV] But first, the palaces of Iraq. 184 00:08:54,421 --> 00:08:57,584 Trisha, tell us about these new mini-palaces of Saddam's you've discovered. 185 00:08:57,691 --> 00:09:00,717 Our troops have been living here for the last few days... 186 00:09:00,828 --> 00:09:04,628 and, as you can tell, they've made themselves right at home. 187 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:08,565 Now, a lot of this damage is just due to shoddy workmanship... 188 00:09:08,669 --> 00:09:11,467 but the real surprise here is that these homes... 189 00:09:11,572 --> 00:09:14,905 appear to be American-built to begin with. 190 00:09:15,008 --> 00:09:16,942 There have been sanctions against doing business... 191 00:09:17,044 --> 00:09:19,171 with Hussein's regime since the early '90s... 192 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:22,442 - so who built them? - Does that look a little like our kitchen island? 193 00:09:22,549 --> 00:09:25,916 Well, whoever it is, they're in a world of trouble. 194 00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:28,146 [Narrator] Michael realized that his father's crimes... 195 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:30,120 might be bigger than he thought. 196 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:35,025 There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason. 197 00:09:35,129 --> 00:09:39,122 This might even be considered light treason. 198 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:41,827 Oh, my God. 199 00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:49,476 [Narrator] Michael hadjust found out his father might have committed... 200 00:09:49,476 --> 00:09:53,412 [Narrator] Michael hadjust found out his father might have committed... 201 00:09:53,514 --> 00:09:56,506 some light treason by building model homes in Iraq. 202 00:09:56,617 --> 00:09:59,745 And he tried to get ahold of Kitty, who he knew had the evidence. 203 00:09:59,853 --> 00:10:02,515 Unfortunately, Kitty was meeting with Gob at the time. 204 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:06,354 - What about hash browns? - No, because hash browns are potatoes. 205 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,860 So you really can't eat anything on this diet. 206 00:10:08,962 --> 00:10:12,056 Wow. Wonder how this is gonna affect my honey business? 207 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:14,566 Gob, I have seen you get passed over... 208 00:10:14,668 --> 00:10:16,966 time and time again by your family. 209 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,334 You don't deserve that. You're smarter than them. 210 00:10:19,439 --> 00:10:24,172 What about macaroni... let me finish... salad? 211 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:26,769 Gob, this is your time. 212 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,781 With my help, knowing what I know... 213 00:10:29,883 --> 00:10:34,013 - we could take over the Bluth Company together. - Wow! 214 00:10:34,121 --> 00:10:36,555 This is a side of you I'd never noticed before. 215 00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:40,184 Have they always been that big? 216 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:42,387 [Narrator] And the next day, Michael went to his mother's. 217 00:10:42,496 --> 00:10:45,522 I saw an exposé on the Iraq palaces last night... 218 00:10:45,632 --> 00:10:48,192 and I could have sworn that one of them was the Sea Wind unit. 219 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:52,864 That's funny. I always pictured Iraq in the middle of the desert. 220 00:10:52,973 --> 00:10:54,634 Dad sold houses to the Iraqis, didn't he? 221 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,266 And this is what you kept from me so I could take the polygraph test. 222 00:10:57,377 --> 00:11:00,540 Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family. 223 00:11:00,647 --> 00:11:02,638 And a lot of love. 224 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,274 - More lies. - Look, I never knew about anything. 225 00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:07,683 But I had my suspicions. 226 00:11:07,788 --> 00:11:09,688 He never told me where he was going... 227 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:13,385 but he used to come back from those business trips reeking of lamb. 228 00:11:13,493 --> 00:11:16,360 And people would send figs... not even at Christmas. 229 00:11:16,463 --> 00:11:18,829 In the middle of October. 230 00:11:18,932 --> 00:11:21,162 Oh, and once, someone sent him a toe... 231 00:11:21,268 --> 00:11:23,361 and he went white as a sheet. 232 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:26,564 - I think you're right, Michael. - [Door Opens] 233 00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:30,074 Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. 234 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:33,806 I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle. 235 00:11:33,914 --> 00:11:37,179 Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. 236 00:11:37,284 --> 00:11:39,752 Being the fifth wheel. 237 00:11:39,853 --> 00:11:42,287 There are six things I'm mad about... 238 00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:45,256 - and I'm taking over. - You want to be in charge? 239 00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:47,520 - Yeah. - You want to deal with what I deal with... 240 00:11:47,628 --> 00:11:50,995 a sister who takes your money and throws it away; 241 00:11:51,098 --> 00:11:52,998 a mother who you can't trust; 242 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,228 a company whose founder may be on trial for treason... 243 00:11:56,336 --> 00:11:58,600 Is that what you want? 244 00:11:58,705 --> 00:12:03,142 - What kind of vacation time does it offer? - Yeah. 245 00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:07,612 [Narrator] Gob realized that the power play he promised to make with Kitty... 246 00:12:07,714 --> 00:12:10,774 - had perhaps come at a bad time. - I've made a huge mistake. 247 00:12:10,884 --> 00:12:12,319 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 248 00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:13,217 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 249 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,847 And, for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns... 250 00:12:16,957 --> 00:12:19,858 "he," "she"... to the masculine "he." 251 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:24,260 "The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. 252 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,855 I could not have done this without him." 253 00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:31,132 [Narrator] And Lindsay arrived to support her husband. 254 00:12:31,238 --> 00:12:35,698 "For there is a man inside me, and only when he's finally out... 255 00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:39,210 can I walk free of pain." 256 00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:41,747 This book is gonna sell, like, a billion copies. 257 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,976 Lindsay.! Oh, I'm so glad you came. 258 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:47,019 I was hoping for more women. 259 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,486 Perhaps I shouldn't have just used "he." I think that was a mistake. 260 00:12:49,589 --> 00:12:53,753 And Lindsay realized that Tobias was just as oblivious as she'd always thought. 261 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,385 Tobias, I don't think this relationship is gonna work. 262 00:12:56,496 --> 00:12:59,522 What are you talking about? We've had some great times. 263 00:13:01,735 --> 00:13:04,670 We've got nothing left, Tobias. 264 00:13:04,771 --> 00:13:07,137 And Michael went to confront his father. 265 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,835 You're building houses in Iraq? I mean, do you know how they punish treason? 266 00:13:10,944 --> 00:13:13,174 - First time. - I've never heard of a second. 267 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,874 Oh, I've got the worst... { Beeps] attorneys. 268 00:13:15,982 --> 00:13:19,008 This is why I didn't want to get you involved, but we can fix this. 269 00:13:19,119 --> 00:13:21,212 - What are Kitty's demands? What does she want? - She wants my job. 270 00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:23,289 Suddenly everybody wants my job, and I should've given it to her. 271 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:27,690 You mean, you didn't? Michael! She has the evidence of what we did over there. 272 00:13:27,794 --> 00:13:30,285 No, all she thinks it is is unpaid taxes. 273 00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:33,230 Yeah. What if she gives it to someone who's even moderately intelligent? 274 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,393 [Narrator] In fact, Kitty had gone to someone moderately intelligent... 275 00:13:36,503 --> 00:13:39,563 in her continuing quest for control of the Bluth Company. 276 00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:43,404 - I can't believe you called me for a date. - You didn't tell anyone, did you? 277 00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,445 Are you kidding? I don't need to brag... 278 00:13:46,546 --> 00:13:49,140 that some people haven't even been on a date.! 279 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,649 Day not over yet, fatty. 280 00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:54,118 You weren't thinking clearly. I mean, none of us are. 281 00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:56,121 We need bread. 282 00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:58,714 If this information was so damaging, why didn't you just shred it? 283 00:13:58,825 --> 00:14:01,225 Well, Saddam owed us money. 284 00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,126 You didn't realize that he wouldn't pay? 285 00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:06,256 Your mom had a good feeling about him. 286 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:11,770 So Mom knew this entire time, and shejust lied to my face for months and months? 287 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:15,603 Let me tell you something, Dad. This is... This is your problem. Okay? Not mine. 288 00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:19,805 Well, maybe it wouldn't be my problem if you did what I asked for once in your life... 289 00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:23,041 - and you gave Kitty what I asked you to! - Once in my damn life? 290 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:26,142 All I've ever done my entire life is do exactly what you told me to, all right? 291 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:30,246 I've done everything for this family, Pop. Not anymore. Kitty can have my job. 292 00:14:30,357 --> 00:14:32,917 And you can take your own polygraph test, 'cause I'm done. 293 00:14:33,026 --> 00:14:36,120 - I'm done with you, and I'm done with the business. - Great. 294 00:14:36,229 --> 00:14:40,529 I'm gonna get a lethal injection because my son won't eat a potato. 295 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:46,966 [Narrator] George Sr., in a surprise move... 296 00:14:47,073 --> 00:14:49,234 volunteered to take the polygraph. 297 00:14:49,342 --> 00:14:51,367 - So did you swipe the sedative from the infirmary... - No! 298 00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:53,708 - to lower your heart rate? - No! It's okay. I want to do this... 299 00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:57,147 because I want people to know I never willfully deceived anyone. 300 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,344 Mistakes were made, but I never intended to hurt anyone! 301 00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:02,012 I was trying to support my family.! 302 00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,352 - He doesn't appear to be on a sedative. - But I can see clearly now... 303 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:09,054 sitting in this chair, strapped to this machine, I can see that my life has become a failure! 304 00:15:09,162 --> 00:15:12,495 I've let people down, let myself down. 305 00:15:12,599 --> 00:15:16,228 But I love my country! I love it here! 306 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:18,998 You can shop... I love my... Can't breathe. 307 00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:22,836 - I can't breathe! - Wait! Wait! Are you guilty? Yes or no? 308 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:25,605 - I think he's having a heart attack. - That was not a nod. No. 309 00:15:25,712 --> 00:15:28,704 - That was not a nod. - Call an ambulance! 310 00:15:28,815 --> 00:15:30,908 { Siren Wailing] 311 00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:35,550 - Oh, how is he? - Stable. 312 00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:38,852 But they don't know if he's due for another one. 313 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:43,089 It's his own fault. What kind of diet is this? It's too much meat. 314 00:15:43,196 --> 00:15:46,290 I want all of you off this immediately. 315 00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:49,129 Except you. 316 00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:51,898 Tobias.! I can't believe you came.! 317 00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:55,031 Oh, come on, Lindsay. This is my family. 318 00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:58,872 [Narrator] And Lindsay realized that perhaps they did have something left... 319 00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:00,537 a real connection. 320 00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:03,207 Also, Dale, one of the gentlemen from my reading... 321 00:16:03,316 --> 00:16:06,149 is a nurse here, so we were able to park right out front. 322 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,921 Oh! Barry. Did you talk to a doctor? 323 00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:12,719 I did. I have poison oak. 324 00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:15,556 Do you believe it? Where the hell did I get that? 325 00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:17,562 [Dog Barks] 326 00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:20,394 - She was talking about George. - No, he's the same. 327 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:24,402 Look, I guess we should decide who's gonna speak for the family. I would... 328 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,062 but I have Laker tickets. 329 00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,072 [Dog Barks] 330 00:16:28,174 --> 00:16:30,074 [Narrator] Buster knew this was his chance... 331 00:16:30,176 --> 00:16:32,110 to put Kitty's coup d'état in action. 332 00:16:32,212 --> 00:16:34,510 He wondered ifhe was up for it. 333 00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:37,082 Someone might have to sign the "do not resuscitate" form. 334 00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:41,244 - And he decided he wasn't. - I need to make a telephone call. Get out of something. 335 00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:43,447 I'm in charge now. 336 00:16:43,557 --> 00:16:45,752 I speak for this family. 337 00:16:45,859 --> 00:16:49,454 I mean, l-I could, if you wanted me to. 338 00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:53,260 I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. 339 00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,926 Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. 340 00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:58,300 Why does this have to become my problem? No. I'm out. 341 00:16:58,405 --> 00:17:00,532 Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. 342 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,269 - I'm sick of doing everything for this family. - Where is Michael? 343 00:17:04,377 --> 00:17:06,607 - { Scoffs] Typical. - Did somebody call him? 344 00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:08,704 [Narrator] In fact, they hadn't. 345 00:17:08,815 --> 00:17:11,443 And at that moment, he was determined to finally get... 346 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:13,781 - as far away from his family as possible. - Hey, pal. 347 00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:16,117 - Pack your bags. - Where are we goin'? 348 00:17:16,222 --> 00:17:19,316 Anywhere. Joshua Tree, space camp, the Baseball Hall of Fame... 349 00:17:19,426 --> 00:17:22,953 Everything you and I have always wanted to do but haven't been able to because of this family. 350 00:17:23,063 --> 00:17:25,793 - We're just gonna go? - Yeah. And I don't know if we're even gonna come back. 351 00:17:25,899 --> 00:17:28,459 - There's nothing keeping us here. - Well, Dad... 352 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:32,004 - I like it here. - What the hell's going on with you lately? 353 00:17:32,105 --> 00:17:35,268 I wanted to watch Hindsight, and you weren't there. 354 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,310 I want to pack up and desert the family, and you don't want to. 355 00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:41,346 - Is it this new girlfriend? - No, it... 356 00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:45,077 It's because of the family. I like the family. 357 00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:48,916 - I mean, if we leave, who's gonna take care of these people? - I don't know. 358 00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:53,322 The state or the police. Maybe the Magicians' Alliance will pick up some slack. 359 00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:56,361 - [Phone Ringing] - Hey. That's gonna be them, and they're gonna want something. 360 00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:58,590 We're not answering that. 361 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:01,667 [Ringing Continues] 362 00:18:05,639 --> 00:18:07,539 Hello? 363 00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,767 - Where's George Michael? - Exactly. Where is he? 364 00:18:11,878 --> 00:18:15,177 Ever since he's been dating this Annie McNo-face, he's been blowing me off. 365 00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:17,511 - Oh, hey. Where's Pop-Pop? - Room 212. 366 00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:19,185 [Narrator] And that's when Maeby decided... 367 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,083 [Narrator] And that's when Maeby decided... 368 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:24,247 that perhaps she could use her uncle to make her cousin jealous. 369 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,524 Hey, Dad. Wait up. 370 00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:32,291 That was a waste of time. 371 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,930 - { Groaning] - How's he doin'? 372 00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:39,198 He's hanging in there. 373 00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:41,705 He keeps trying to get this I. V. out ofhis arm. I don't understand why. 374 00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:43,708 It's just glucose. 375 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,210 We're all trying to stay away from sugar. 376 00:18:48,048 --> 00:18:51,745 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Absolutely. Absolutely. You all right? 377 00:18:51,851 --> 00:18:54,183 I'll handle this one, Michael. 378 00:18:54,287 --> 00:18:59,088 Don't you worry. It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. 379 00:18:59,192 --> 00:19:01,092 { Laughing] Old bear! 380 00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:03,094 He likes the honey! 381 00:19:05,365 --> 00:19:07,731 He never got a chance to see my bee business take off. 382 00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:11,361 Hey, come on, now. Dad's gonna be around another 30 years, Gob. 383 00:19:11,471 --> 00:19:13,962 Your business, uh, might not. 384 00:19:15,508 --> 00:19:17,772 You're a good brother, Michael. 385 00:19:17,877 --> 00:19:21,836 Heart attack never stop old Big Bear. 386 00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:24,940 I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. 387 00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:28,919 - We never had a chance to! - Hey, hey. Come on, Gob. 388 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:33,459 Everybody, I'm very sorry, okay? I feel awful. I should have been here. 389 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,825 I was the one that was supposed to take that polygraph test, and then I just turned on him... 390 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:38,921 and then this happened, but never again, okay? 391 00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:42,433 I will never, ever leave this family, no matter what. 392 00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:47,600 - You should've been here. - I feel like I covered that. 393 00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:50,642 - Well, you didn't say it. - I feel awful. I should have been here. 394 00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:53,372 Maybe you're right. Maybe I didn't say it. I should have been here. 395 00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:58,880 - Excuse me, Mr. Bluth. - Hmm? 396 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,780 - We lost him. - { All Gasping] 397 00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:06,347 He just, uh, got away from us. I'm sorry. 398 00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:09,822 Uh, can we go in there? 399 00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:12,397 If you want. Not a lot to see. 400 00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:15,491 Maybe not for you, but for us. 401 00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:34,913 [Narrator] And that's when the family realized that George Sr. wasn't dead... 402 00:20:35,021 --> 00:20:38,081 but was fleeing the country that he loved so very much. 403 00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:47,866 Pack your bags. 404 00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:50,731 On the next season of Arrested Development. 405 00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:53,465 The family grapples with the news they hadjust heard. 406 00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:56,041 Why would a doctor say he's "gone" when he means he's escaped? 407 00:20:56,142 --> 00:20:58,167 God, I've missed bread. Mmm. 408 00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:01,441 Wouldn't you say, "He left out the window'... 409 00:21:01,548 --> 00:21:03,516 or, "The room's empty." 410 00:21:03,616 --> 00:21:05,516 Maeby's life gets a little more complicated. 411 00:21:05,618 --> 00:21:09,054 It's so obvious. He gave himself the shot to make it look like a heart attack. 412 00:21:09,155 --> 00:21:11,487 - How could they not see that? - Maybe we should kiss again... 413 00:21:11,591 --> 00:21:15,027 and teach them a lesson about obvious. 414 00:21:15,128 --> 00:21:16,925 And Kitty helps George Sr. escape.