1 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:03,366 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,469 --> 00:00:05,403 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,769 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,206 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,584 --> 00:00:21,144 Low-carb diets are sweeping the nation... 6 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:23,279 but some local businesses are being left in the dust. 7 00:00:23,389 --> 00:00:25,823 - And the latest on Iraq... - Hey, George Michael. 8 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:28,985 They're gonna show that interview you did. We're gonna watch it on Thursday, okay? 9 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,393 - I'll make some popcorn. - Popcorn? Really? Cool. 10 00:00:31,497 --> 00:00:34,091 - Yeah, the hell with Atkins, huh? - Oh. Yeah. 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,566 Oh, why blow it now? I'll fry up some bacon. 12 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:39,297 Uh, Dad... 13 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:43,375 Buddy, you gotta take it easy, okay? 14 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,376 I'm showing this as a model again. 15 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:48,311 I don't want people to think we've got shoddy workmanship. 16 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,847 That might not have been your fault. 17 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:55,443 I know. Nothing works in this house. 18 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,750 - Tell me about it. - Is that a shot at me? 19 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:00,485 - Probably. - Because for your information, I got a job. 20 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:03,653 - Really? What kind of job? - Beads. 21 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:06,926 - Bees? - Beads. - Beads? 22 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:10,230 - Gob's not on board. - Beads are very big right now. 23 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:13,032 Uh, anklets, necklaces, you name it. 24 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,937 - Bracelets? - But I'll need some start-up money. 25 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,374 I'm in. But we're gonna need a lot. 26 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,605 Beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap? 27 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,806 Gob, shouldn't you be in bed? 28 00:01:22,915 --> 00:01:24,940 Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. 29 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:26,951 He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test... 30 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:29,783 to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. 31 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:32,357 What if they ask about a magic trick? I just... I can't risk it. 32 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:36,360 They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test. 33 00:01:36,462 --> 00:01:38,623 But... I'm the oldest. 34 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:41,222 - The matriarch, if you will. - Sure. I will. 35 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:45,293 Listen, I have to do this to help out Dad, and you don't know anything about our business. 36 00:01:45,404 --> 00:01:49,500 Gob, I'm not looking for a partner. And, believe me, if I was, it would not be you. 37 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,907 Oh. Good. 38 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:55,139 Well, I'll start my own business. How hard can it be? 39 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,341 Z-z-z-z-z! 40 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,179 Bz-z-z-z-z-z! 41 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,651 We'll see who brings in more honey. 42 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,556 - He's thinking about bees again. - Oh. 43 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:09,890 I'm not just gonna cut you a check so you can throw it away on another failed business. 44 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:12,362 Hey, "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" should have worked. 45 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,525 Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service... 46 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,729 which gave new parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like... 47 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,863 in half a century. 48 00:02:20,973 --> 00:02:24,670 Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can't be surprised when an ugly adult comes out. 49 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:28,372 Look, I need to become self-reliant. It's not gonna last with Tobias. 50 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:32,349 He's completely oblivious. He's got no idea how I'm feeling or thinking. 51 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:36,353 - So there's no sex? - I mean, how do you not have sex with me? 52 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:39,117 It is a struggle. I'll tell you what. 53 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,125 I'll help you out, but you gotta work. 54 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,695 Great. Before you know it, I'll be in the red. 55 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:46,264 And you can take that to the bank. 56 00:02:46,365 --> 00:02:48,356 I'm sure they'll contact me first. 57 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:51,197 And that's when Michael got a call that made him wish... 58 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,534 he hadn't promised his sister the money. 59 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,539 Hello. 60 00:02:55,641 --> 00:02:58,075 Kitty? 61 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:01,738 And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room. 62 00:03:01,847 --> 00:03:04,907 - How do you make money from it? - I don't know. Honey? 63 00:03:05,017 --> 00:03:07,281 - Or just as gifts. - Who'd want a bee as a gift? 64 00:03:07,386 --> 00:03:09,877 While Buster and Annyong waitedjust outside. 65 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,389 - Come on. Just let me have one bite. - No. 66 00:03:12,491 --> 00:03:14,482 Mother said no carbohydrate for you if you ever gonna... 67 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,494 get girlfriend that's not old lady. 68 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:19,190 - At least I can get a girlfriend. - I can get a girlfriend before you. 69 00:03:19,298 --> 00:03:21,926 - Oh, we'll see about that. - Why aren't you in there? 70 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,730 Oh, I was just keeping Annyong company. 71 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,931 Give me that bagel, you little... Give it to me! 72 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,100 Whoa! Our star witness! Come here. 73 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:33,576 Good to see you. You know what? Don't get too close to me. 74 00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:36,580 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me. 75 00:03:36,682 --> 00:03:40,413 - Thanks for the heads-up. - That's okay. We've got your polygraph set for tomorrow. 76 00:03:40,519 --> 00:03:42,783 - About that... - I'll tell them, Michael. 77 00:03:44,323 --> 00:03:47,690 I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know. 78 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,784 You? No one wants you. Does anyone want him? 79 00:03:49,895 --> 00:03:52,261 - Who would want him? - They don't want you. 80 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,163 - Good. - I might not be the best witness either. 81 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:57,929 - I got a phone call from Kitty this morning. - His secretary? 82 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:00,437 - My secretary. - She says that she's got some evidence... 83 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:03,269 and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands. 84 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,276 Oh, that is just great. 85 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:09,610 And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. 86 00:04:09,715 --> 00:04:11,649 I mean, this family runs into problems, it's... 87 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,651 "Oh, let's have Gob our way out of it." 88 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,984 - What is the matter with you? - It's me that she wants to meet with, Gob. 89 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:19,489 Oh. Good. 90 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,890 Now, what does she have, Dad? I need to know. 91 00:04:21,994 --> 00:04:24,121 No, you can't know. We got to keep you nice and clean, Michael. 92 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:28,166 - Especially if you're going to take that lie detector test. - He is absolutely right. 93 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,599 Find out what Kitty wants andjust give it to her... 94 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,898 but don't find out what she knows. 95 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:36,236 Michael, you can save this business. 96 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,742 You are the only one who can do it. 97 00:04:38,844 --> 00:04:42,405 Yeah, besides me, right? But I kind of got my hands full with these babies. 98 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:44,073 - He's got bees! - No bees! 99 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:46,117 Get it! 100 00:04:46,218 --> 00:04:48,550 They don't allow you to have bees in here. 101 00:04:48,654 --> 00:04:51,145 And business was slow at the banana stand... 102 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,316 - when George Michael made a new friend. - Hi. 103 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:57,561 - Hi. - Are bananas high in carbohydrates? 104 00:04:57,663 --> 00:04:59,563 Oh, you're on Atkins too? 105 00:04:59,665 --> 00:05:03,066 Uh, yeah. Actually, that's, um... that's why I'm gonna be on... on TV. 106 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:06,730 - You are? - I was interviewed for Hindsight, with John Beard. 107 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:10,104 I, uh, I gave them a joke, but I don't know if they're gonna use it. 108 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:13,076 You know, thanks to this diet craze, the last time we had a customer... 109 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,908 the banana stand was still green. 110 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:19,348 Lose it. No, lose the whole kid. We'll just go with the Iraq piece. 111 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,285 - That's so cool. - I guess. 112 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,788 You wanna watch over at my house? 113 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:27,552 Yeah, l-I guess. 114 00:05:28,894 --> 00:05:31,692 And Michael headed off to meet Kitty. 115 00:05:31,797 --> 00:05:33,697 Their last meeting had ended poorly. 116 00:05:33,799 --> 00:05:36,233 Say good-bye to your company, Michael. 117 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,530 - And say good-bye to these. - No, no, no, no. 118 00:05:38,637 --> 00:05:41,902 So Michael was understandably anxious about their reunion. 119 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:44,202 Guess I do get to see them again, huh? 120 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:48,212 Can we please have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael? 121 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,612 - Yeah. - Maybe a better question would be... 122 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:52,547 what evidence do I have against you, because... 123 00:05:52,651 --> 00:05:54,551 No, no, no. I don't... I don't wanna know. 124 00:05:54,653 --> 00:05:56,951 I just want to know what you want. 125 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:59,547 I'd like to be in charge of the Bluth Company. 126 00:05:59,658 --> 00:06:02,889 Well, I want a hamburger and French fries, but I can't have the bun or potatoes. Get real. 127 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:06,487 I deserve it. Your father promised it to me on the day he went to prison. 128 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,727 Sounds like something that he would do. 129 00:06:10,836 --> 00:06:14,636 And if I can't be in charge, then I'm going to have to tell the entire world... 130 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:17,470 that your father was building houses overseas... 131 00:06:17,576 --> 00:06:19,976 - without paying... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop. Stop. 132 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:23,913 Act... No. Finish. Finish. Um, without paying what? Taxes? 133 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:27,577 Model houses, Michael. Overseas. 134 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:30,780 And he hid it... from the U.S. government. 135 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,415 That's it? That's what my dad's been hiding... back taxes? 136 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,324 And unless you plan on paying them... 137 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:39,829 your dad's gonna be in prison for a long time. 138 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:43,766 No, we'll pay them. Forget it. We'll just... We'll mortgage the company if we have to. 139 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:46,429 We found money for those. We'll find money for taxes. Good to see ya. 140 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:51,602 Yeah. If I was in charge, that would have been my first move too. 141 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:54,235 As Michael returned home, George Michael was heading out... 142 00:06:54,346 --> 00:06:56,837 to meet the girl from the banana stand. 143 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,349 Great news. The business is gonna be okay. 144 00:06:59,451 --> 00:07:01,442 Yeah, I thought bananas would be okay on the diet. 145 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,954 No, l-I meant... Well... You haven't been eating those, have you? 146 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:07,548 - No. No. Not at all. Just some nuts. - Good. Those are fine. 147 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:10,493 What I meant was, I think we're gonna be seeing Pop-Pop sooner than we thought. 148 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,656 Huh? Does that sound good? 149 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:17,133 - Do you hear that rattle? - It is very worrisome. 150 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:19,932 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Great news, Michael. 151 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:22,667 We're thinking of purchasing a Bluth model home. 152 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,471 And let's check the oven. 153 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,478 Whoa! That doesn't inspire confidence. 154 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,515 Lindsay, the bead business taking off, is it? 155 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,551 Actually, I am the breadwinner, Michael, as it turns out. 156 00:07:33,652 --> 00:07:35,677 I was walking in a strange place today... 157 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,052 a place I'd never set foot in before. 158 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:40,921 Tobias, walking down a street he'd been down many times... 159 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:45,258 saw a book he'd written years earlier as a psychiatrist. 160 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:47,730 The book, initially unsuccessful, had suddenly caught fire... 161 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:52,065 although, strangely, only in the gay community. 162 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:55,698 The book is huge. And I have a bit of money coming my way as a result. 163 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:59,039 So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and run the shower. 164 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:01,339 Let me know if it's too loud in the kitchen. 165 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,381 Okay, honey. 166 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:06,679 So, your husband comes into some money, and suddenly he's not so oblivious anymore, huh? 167 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:09,083 Hey, now, this is not me being shallow, Michael. 168 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,713 He's written a self-help book that's helping people. 169 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,724 - That does take some insight. - Listen. 170 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,726 This better not mean you're blowing off the bead store. 171 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:19,594 Well, uh, seeing as though you brought it up, maybe we should get out of this investment. 172 00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:22,360 - I mean, seriously, Michael... beads? - I knew you'd do this. 173 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:25,096 You work for three seconds, and you find something easier and grab it. 174 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,104 It's "Dip-A-Pet" all over again. 175 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:30,232 Lindsay also had a brief foray into what she had then hoped... 176 00:08:30,342 --> 00:08:34,403 - Come back here! - would be the burgeoning fad of custom pet coloring. 177 00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:37,607 Well, that would've worked if you'd sprung for a bigger sink. 178 00:08:37,716 --> 00:08:40,207 George Michael, our show's about to start. 179 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,879 - He went out on his date. - A date? 180 00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:45,980 But we had plans to... A date with who? 181 00:08:46,091 --> 00:08:49,720 Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one. 182 00:08:49,828 --> 00:08:52,160 But first, the palaces of Iraq. 183 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:55,427 Trisha, tell us about these new mini-palaces of Saddam's you've discovered. 184 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:58,560 Our troops have been living here for the last few days... 185 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:02,471 and, as you can tell, they've made themselves right at home. 186 00:09:02,574 --> 00:09:06,408 Now, a lot of this damage is just due to shoddy workmanship... 187 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:09,310 but the real surprise here is that these homes... 188 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:12,748 appear to be American-built to begin with. 189 00:09:12,851 --> 00:09:14,785 There have been sanctions against doing business... 190 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,014 with Hussein's regime since the early '90s... 191 00:09:17,122 --> 00:09:20,285 - so who built them? - Does that look a little like our kitchen island? 192 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:23,759 Well, whoever it is, they're in a world of trouble. 193 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:25,989 Michael realized that his father's crimes... 194 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:27,963 might be bigger than he thought. 195 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:32,868 There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason. 196 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:36,965 This might even be considered light treason. 197 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,670 Oh, my God. 198 00:09:45,744 --> 00:09:46,278 Michael hadjust found out his father might have committed... 199 00:09:46,278 --> 00:09:50,214 Michael hadjust found out his father might have committed... 200 00:09:50,316 --> 00:09:53,308 some light treason by building model homes in Iraq. 201 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:56,547 And he tried to get ahold of Kitty, who he knew had the evidence. 202 00:09:56,655 --> 00:09:59,317 Unfortunately, Kitty was meeting with Gob at the time. 203 00:09:59,425 --> 00:10:03,156 - What about hash browns? - No, because hash browns are potatoes. 204 00:10:03,262 --> 00:10:05,662 So you really can't eat anything on this diet. 205 00:10:05,764 --> 00:10:08,858 Wow. Wonder how this is gonna affect my honey business? 206 00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:11,368 Gob, I have seen you get passed over... 207 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:13,768 time and time again by your family. 208 00:10:13,872 --> 00:10:16,136 You don't deserve that. You're smarter than them. 209 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:20,974 What about macaroni... let me finish... salad? 210 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,571 Gob, this is your time. 211 00:10:23,682 --> 00:10:26,583 With my help, knowing what I know... 212 00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:30,815 - we could take over the Bluth Company together. - Wow! 213 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,357 This is a side of you I'd never noticed before. 214 00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:36,986 Have they always been that big? 215 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:39,189 And the next day, Michael went to his mother's. 216 00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:42,324 I saw an exposé on the Iraq palaces last night... 217 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,994 and I could have sworn that one of them was the Sea Wind unit. 218 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:49,666 That's funny. I always pictured Iraq in the middle of the desert. 219 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,436 Dad sold houses to the Iraqis, didn't he? 220 00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:54,068 And this is what you kept from me so I could take the polygraph test. 221 00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:57,342 Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family. 222 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,440 And a lot of love. 223 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:02,076 - More lies. - Look, I never knew about anything. 224 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:04,485 But I had my suspicions. 225 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,490 He never told me where he was going... 226 00:11:06,592 --> 00:11:10,187 but he used to come back from those business trips reeking of lamb. 227 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,162 And people would send figs... not even at Christmas. 228 00:11:13,265 --> 00:11:15,631 In the middle of October. 229 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,964 Oh, and once, someone sent him a toe... 230 00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:20,163 and he went white as a sheet. 231 00:11:20,272 --> 00:11:23,366 I think you're right, Michael. 232 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,876 Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. 233 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:30,608 I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle. 234 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:33,981 Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. 235 00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:36,554 Being the fifth wheel. 236 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,089 There are six things I'm mad about... 237 00:11:39,191 --> 00:11:42,058 - and I'm taking over. - You want to be in charge? 238 00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:44,322 - Yeah. - You want to deal with what I deal with... 239 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,797 a sister who takes your money and throws it away; 240 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,800 a mother who you can't trust; 241 00:11:49,902 --> 00:11:53,030 a company whose founder may be on trial for treason... 242 00:11:53,138 --> 00:11:55,402 Is that what you want? 243 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:59,944 - What kind of vacation time does it offer? - Yeah. 244 00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:04,414 Gob realized that the power play he promised to make with Kitty... 245 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,576 - had perhaps come at a bad time. - I've made a huge mistake. 246 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,121 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 247 00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:10,019 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 248 00:12:10,122 --> 00:12:13,649 And, for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns... 249 00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:16,660 "he," "she"... to the masculine "he." 250 00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:21,062 "The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. 251 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,657 I could not have done this without him." 252 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,934 And Lindsay arrived to support her husband. 253 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:32,500 "For there is a man inside me, and only when he's finally out... 254 00:12:32,611 --> 00:12:36,012 can I walk free of pain." 255 00:12:36,115 --> 00:12:38,549 This book is gonna sell, like, a billion copies. 256 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:41,778 Lindsay! Oh, I'm so glad you came. 257 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,821 I was hoping for more women. 258 00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:46,288 Perhaps I shouldn't have just used "he." I think that was a mistake. 259 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:50,555 And Lindsay realized that Tobias was just as oblivious as she'd always thought. 260 00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:53,187 Tobias, I don't think this relationship is gonna work. 261 00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:56,324 What are you talking about? We've had some great times. 262 00:12:58,537 --> 00:13:01,472 We've got nothing left, Tobias. 263 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,939 And Michael went to confront his father. 264 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:07,637 You're building houses in Iraq? I mean, do you know how they punish treason? 265 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,976 - First time. - I've never heard of a second. 266 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:12,676 Oh, I've got the worst... attorneys. 267 00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:15,810 This is why I didn't want to get you involved, but we can fix this. 268 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,014 - What are Kitty's demands? What does she want? - She wants my job. 269 00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:20,091 Suddenly everybody wants my job, and I should've given it to her. 270 00:13:20,192 --> 00:13:24,492 You mean, you didn't? Michael! She has the evidence of what we did over there. 271 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,087 No, all she thinks it is is unpaid taxes. 272 00:13:27,199 --> 00:13:30,032 Yeah. What if she gives it to someone who's even moderately intelligent? 273 00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:33,195 In fact, Kitty had gone to someone moderately intelligent... 274 00:13:33,305 --> 00:13:36,365 in her continuing quest for control of the Bluth Company. 275 00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:40,206 - I can't believe you called me for a date. - You didn't tell anyone, did you? 276 00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:43,247 Are you kidding? I don't need to brag... 277 00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:45,942 that some people haven't even been on a date! 278 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:48,451 Day not over yet, fatty. 279 00:13:48,554 --> 00:13:50,920 You weren't thinking clearly. I mean, none of us are. 280 00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,923 We need bread. 281 00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:55,516 If this information was so damaging, why didn't you just shred it? 282 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,027 Well, Saddam owed us money. 283 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,928 You didn't realize that he wouldn't pay? 284 00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:03,058 Your mom had a good feeling about him. 285 00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:08,572 So Mom knew this entire time, and shejust lied to my face for months and months? 286 00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:12,405 Let me tell you something, Dad. This is... This is your problem. Okay? Not mine. 287 00:14:12,511 --> 00:14:16,607 Well, maybe it wouldn't be my problem if you did what I asked for once in your life... 288 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:19,843 - and you gave Kitty what I asked you to! - Once in my damn life? 289 00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:22,944 All I've ever done my entire life is do exactly what you told me to, all right? 290 00:14:23,055 --> 00:14:27,048 I've done everything for this family, Pop. Not anymore. Kitty can have my job. 291 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,719 And you can take your own polygraph test, 'cause I'm done. 292 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,922 - I'm done with you, and I'm done with the business. - Great. 293 00:14:33,031 --> 00:14:37,331 I'm gonna get a lethal injection because my son won't eat a potato. 294 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,447 George Sr., in a surprise move... 295 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,608 volunteered to take the polygraph. 296 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,741 - So did you swipe the sedative from the infirmary... - No! 297 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,082 - to lower your heart rate? - No! It's okay. I want to do this... 298 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:51,521 because I want people to know I never willfully deceived anyone. 299 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,718 Mistakes were made, but I never intended to hurt anyone! 300 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,386 I was trying to support my family! 301 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,726 - He doesn't appear to be on a sedative. - But I can see clearly now... 302 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:03,428 sitting in this chair, strapped to this machine, I can see that my life has become a failure! 303 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,869 I've let people down, let myself down. 304 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:10,602 But I love my country! I love it here! 305 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,372 You can shop... I love my... Can't breathe. 306 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:17,210 - I can't breathe! - Wait! Wait! Are you guilty? Yes or no? 307 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,979 - I think he's having a heart attack. - That was not a nod. No. 308 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,078 - That was not a nod. - Call an ambulance! 309 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,924 - Oh, how is he? - Stable. 310 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:33,226 But they don't know if he's due for another one. 311 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:37,463 It's his own fault. What kind of diet is this? It's too much meat. 312 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,664 I want all of you off this immediately. 313 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,503 Except you. 314 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,272 Tobias! I can't believe you came! 315 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,405 Oh, come on, Lindsay. This is my family. 316 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:53,246 And Lindsay realized that perhaps they did have something left... 317 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,911 a real connection. 318 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,581 Also, Dale, one of the gentlemen from my reading... 319 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,523 is a nurse here, so we were able to park right out front. 320 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,295 Oh! Barry. Did you talk to a doctor? 321 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,093 I did. I have poison oak. 322 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,930 Do you believe it? Where the hell did I get that? 323 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,768 - She was talking about George. - No, he's the same. 324 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,776 Look, I guess we should decide who's gonna speak for the family. I would... 325 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,436 but I have Laker tickets. 326 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,448 Buster knew this was his chance... 327 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,484 to put Kitty's coup d'état in action. 328 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,884 He wondered ifhe was up for it. 329 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,456 Someone might have to sign the "do not resuscitate" form. 330 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:35,618 - And he decided he wasn't. - I need to make a telephone call. Get out of something. 331 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,821 I'm in charge now. 332 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,126 I speak for this family. 333 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,828 I mean, l-I could, if you wanted me to. 334 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:47,634 I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. 335 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,300 Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. 336 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,674 Why does this have to become my problem? No. I'm out. 337 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,906 Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. 338 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,643 - I'm sick of doing everything for this family. - Where is Michael? 339 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,981 - Typical. - Did somebody call him? 340 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,078 In fact, they hadn't. 341 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,817 And at that moment, he was determined to finally get... 342 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,155 - as far away from his family as possible. - Hey, pal. 343 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,491 - Pack your bags. - Where are we goin'? 344 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,690 Anywhere. Joshua Tree, space camp, the Baseball Hall of Fame... 345 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,327 Everything you and I have always wanted to do but haven't been able to because of this family. 346 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,167 - We're just gonna go? - Yeah. And I don't know if we're even gonna come back. 347 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,833 - There's nothing keeping us here. - Well, Dad... 348 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:26,378 - I like it here. - What the hell's going on with you lately? 349 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,642 I wanted to watch Hindsight, and you weren't there. 350 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,684 I want to pack up and desert the family, and you don't want to. 351 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,720 - Is it this new girlfriend? - No, it... 352 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,451 It's because of the family. I like the family. 353 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,290 - I mean, if we leave, who's gonna take care of these people? - I don't know. 354 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,696 The state or the police. Maybe the Magicians' Alliance will pick up some slack. 355 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,735 Hey. That's gonna be them, and they're gonna want something. 356 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,964 We're not answering that. 357 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,913 Hello? 358 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:06,141 - Where's George Michael? - Exactly. Where is he? 359 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,551 Ever since he's been dating this Annie McNo-face, he's been blowing me off. 360 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,885 - Oh, hey. Where's Pop-Pop? - Room 212. 361 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,559 And that's when Maeby decided... 362 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,457 And that's when Maeby decided... 363 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,621 that perhaps she could use her uncle to make her cousin jealous. 364 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,898 Hey, Dad. Wait up. 365 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,665 That was a waste of time. 366 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,304 How's he doin'? 367 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,572 He's hanging in there. 368 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,079 He keeps trying to get this I. V. out ofhis arm. I don't understand why. 369 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,082 It's just glucose. 370 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,584 We're all trying to stay away from sugar. 371 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:46,119 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Absolutely. Absolutely. You all right? 372 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,557 I'll handle this one, Michael. 373 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:53,462 Don't you worry. It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. 374 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,466 Old bear! 375 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,468 He likes the honey! 376 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,105 He never got a chance to see my bee business take off. 377 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,735 Hey, come on, now. Dad's gonna be around another 30 years, Gob. 378 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,336 Your business, uh, might not. 379 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,146 You're a good brother, Michael. 380 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:16,210 Heart attack never stop old Big Bear. 381 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,314 I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. 382 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:23,293 - We never had a chance to! - Hey, hey. Come on, Gob. 383 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:27,833 Everybody, I'm very sorry, okay? I feel awful. I should have been here. 384 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,199 I was the one that was supposed to take that polygraph test, and then I just turned on him... 385 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,295 and then this happened, but never again, okay? 386 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,807 I will never, ever leave this family, no matter what. 387 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,974 - You should've been here. - I feel like I covered that. 388 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,016 - Well, you didn't say it. - I feel awful. I should have been here. 389 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,746 Maybe you're right. Maybe I didn't say it. I should have been here. 390 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:53,254 - Excuse me, Mr. Bluth. - Hmm? 391 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,154 We lost him. 392 00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,721 He just, uh, got away from us. I'm sorry. 393 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,196 Uh, can we go in there? 394 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,771 If you want. Not a lot to see. 395 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,865 Maybe not for you, but for us. 396 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:29,287 And that's when the family realized that George Sr. wasn't dead... 397 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,455 but was fleeing the country that he loved so very much. 398 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,240 Pack your bags. 399 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,105 On the next season of Arrested Development. 400 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,839 The family grapples with the news they hadjust heard. 401 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,415 Why would a doctor say he's "gone" when he means he's escaped? 402 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,541 God, I've missed bread. Mmm. 403 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,815 Wouldn't you say, "He left out the window'... 404 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,890 or, "The room's empty." 405 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,890 Maeby's life gets a little more complicated. 406 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,428 It's so obvious. He gave himself the shot to make it look like a heart attack. 407 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,861 - How could they not see that? - Maybe we should kiss again... 408 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,401 and teach them a lesson about obvious. 409 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,299 And Kitty helps George Sr. escape.