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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Miss Fine, you can't possibly
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hear the person you're talking
to with all this racket.
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Why do you think I called Ma?
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Frankie, Frankie,
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when are you coming back to practice?
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- Thursday.
- Call you Thursday, Ma.
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Frankie, go get your stuff.
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Your dad's gonna pick you up any minute.
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You know, Gracie, if you switch to piano,
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you'd have so much more in
common with Billy Joel's kid.
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Why would I wanna meet Billy Joel's kid?
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Well, because her father
is recently divorced,
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sensitive and Jewish.
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Stop always thinking about yourself, miss.
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I'll put away your violin
so it doesn't get broken.
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You know, Frankie, you
really should practice more.
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Hey, don't tell me what to do,
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or my father will put you in
a pair of cement Mary Janes.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Oh, I'll get it!
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Oh, hi. You must be Mr. Tattori.
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Please, my friends call me Tony.
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What does your wife call you?
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I'm divorced.
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I'm Fran.
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You seem very familiar
to me. Where you from?
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Flushing.
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No kidding. Me, too. I can't believe it.
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You hardly have an accent.
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Well, you know, I've
been living in Manhattan
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for two whole years, so I kind of lost it.
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Meanwhile, they said you can
never get out of the neighborhood,
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and look at us.
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You in your cashmere overcoat,
me in my boss's mansion.
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Hey, Cheech, give me a hug.
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It'll cost you $10.
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That's my boy.
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What do you say we
arrange another play date?
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Oh, well, what do you say, Gracie?
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Do you want Frankie and
his dad to come over again?
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Fran, Frankie broke my Barbie's legs
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and stuffed her in the
trunk of the Dream Car.
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She'd love to.
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I was talking about you and me.
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I will pick you up on Friday.
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Friday? Wait a minute.
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We hardly know each other.
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Better start on Thursday,
take care of that.
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You're a funny girl. I'm
gonna send you some steaks.
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Cheech, the door.
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He's sending me beef?
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Is that guy classy or what?
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* She was working in a
bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to
do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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(WHISTLING)
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Looking for your diary?
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Give that back to me, you creep.
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All right.
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No, wait. That was too easy.
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You see, while you were
sticking your tongue
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in Peter Bidwell's mouth, page 6,
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I was sticking quarters
in the copier at Kinko's.
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Okay. How much do you want?
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Look around. Money I got.
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What I need is a personal slave.
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I am nobody's slave.
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Ah, not according to page 22 entitled,
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"Things I can't let Peter
know I did with Jeff Connelly."
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I'll kill you!
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C.C., are you insane?
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How could you tell our
star she could be replaced?
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Maxwell, anyone can be replaced.
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Not Whoopie Goldberg in A
Night with Whoopie Goldberg!
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Well, actually, Sandy Duncan
played Valerie Harper for years.
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Maxwell, her demands were outrageous.
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She wanted her own makeup
artist and hair designer.
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I said, "You can just damn well use
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"who the rest of the cast is using."
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C.C., she is the rest of the cast.
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God, how can you cause
me such consternation?
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Well, I think it's the
banana bran muffins myself.
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I mean, banana, bran...
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your colon's confused.
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- Don't you have something to do?
- Absolutely.
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I need to ask you for some time off.
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I gotta get off early on Thursday.
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I've got a date, which means I've
gotta gel, mousse, pluck, blend.
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Oh, I'll tell you,
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I'll be glad when this natural look is out.
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So, now, this is how to negotiate
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with someone that works for
you that wants something.
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Watch and learn.
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All right, Miss Fine, I'll
let you off early on Thursday
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if you stay late on Sunday.
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Well, I can't stay late on Sunday
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but I can start late on Sunday
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and work my regular hours
Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday
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since you gave me Thursday off.
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No. I didn't give you Thursday off.
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I just said that you could leave early.
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Oh, all right.
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I'll leave early on Thursday,
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but I've still got Sunday off.
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No. You're coming in late.
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Oh, all right, already.
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How does she do that to him?
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Oh, it's a female thing.
You wouldn't understand.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Oh, what a beautiful gift box.
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Ah, yes. That'll be
from the Tony committee.
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I made a fantastic speech the other night.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Well, it looks like I'll be
bringing home a Tony before you do.
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What?
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Who's Tony?
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And why is he sending you London broil?
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Oh, London broil
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and sirloin and T-bone and flank. Oh, my!
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Tony Tattori, you know, the new guy I met.
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Miss Fine, don't you wonder
about a man you've just met
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who's lavishing you with expensive gifts?
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Yeah. I wonder where
he's been my whole life.
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What are you gonna do
with this side of beef?
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Oh, I don't know.
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We'll probably go out to the theater,
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have a couple of drinks afterwards.
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Oh, Miss Fine, look at you.
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Don't you look ravishing!
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Thanks. I'm going out with Tony tonight.
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In that?
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Don't you like it?
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Well, it's just that it's...
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it's freezing outside.
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Oh, no, sir. Actually, it's the
warmest December day since 1902.
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Yes. But there's a cold front coming in.
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Oh? I didn't hear that.
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Yes. The new butler is bringing it.
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Well, how can a butler bring... Oh.
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Miss Fine, it's just that I'm
concerned about you freezing out there.
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Oh, don't you worry. I've got a coat.
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What's this Tony fellow like anyway?
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Oh, well, he's cute, he's rich.
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He's got an adorable accent,
and he loves musical theater.
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I'll tell you, he's like
nobody I've ever met before.
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- What kind of car does he drive?
- A limo.
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- Town Car?
- Stretch. It's enormous.
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Bigger than mine?
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Honey, if it's so important to you,
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whip yours out of the garage,
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and we'll have a limo measuring contest.
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Hey, Mr. Tony.
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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
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Never have I seen you
with anyone more beautiful.
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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
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Fine. Fran Fine.
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Hey, Gino, Carmine, Mr. Tony's table!
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Wow! You must be some big tipper.
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The owner's in the family.
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Oh, a cousin?
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No. No relation.
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Oh, would you look at
those four guys over there?
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They were sitting right behind
us in Beauty and the Beast.
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Is that a coincidence or what?
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Hey, fellas, did you enjoy the show?
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- Good show. Yeah.
- The teapot was funny.
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So, tell me about yourself.
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What do you like to do besides
dress like a million bucks
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and drive around in a limo?
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Which is all I ever really aspired to.
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It's not important what I do.
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It is important who I am.
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Who are you?
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It is not important who I am.
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It is important who I am with.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Here. This is for you.
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Oh, Tony, you shouldn't have.
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Yes, you should have! Oh, my God!
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Fran, you are the most lovely
creature I've ever set eyes upon
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except for my late mother.
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Poor woman, just couldn't
keep her mouth shut.
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Oh, Tony, would you excuse me, please?
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I've got to go powder my nose.
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You've gotta go, too?
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Boy, this is getting freaky.
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Oh, oh, oh, God.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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I gotta call Val.
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Yes. Hi, Mrs. Toriello. Is Val home?
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I guess that was a stupid question.
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Oh, hi, Val. You're not
gonna believe this present
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that Tony gave me!
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(GUNS FIRING)
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Oh, oh, oh.
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They're not gonna get this!
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(WHIMPERING)
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Oh, my... oh, my God.
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(GASPING) Tony, what happened?
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Jimmy Nucci said hello.
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Oh, no. Tony, it'll never work out.
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I'm Jewish.
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And you're a killer.
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(SCREAMING)
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Gracie, I told you to
give this thing to charity.
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What's it doing in my bed?
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Hmm.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Come in.
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Oh, oh, Val, what are
you doing here so early?
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I want to know what Tony gave you.
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Oh, who cares what he gave me?
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Isn't it gorgeous?
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Honey, I gotta break up with him, though.
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I gotta end this relationship
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because, you know, Tony is...
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A nose picker?
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Oh, they are the worst.
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Let me guess, while he's driving?
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What is it with guys and cars?
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They think no one can see in?
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Oh, Val, I blame myself.
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Remember when I gave you
your first Toni Home Perm?
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I wasn't supposed to leave the
chemicals on for four hours.
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I just wanted to watch The Thorn Birds.
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Val, Tony is in the mob.
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Fran, just 'cause he's Italian
doesn't mean he's in the mob.
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I mean, that's like saying
just 'cause you're Jewish,
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your mother drives you crazy,
and you eat when you're upset.
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Oh, Val, what am I gonna do?
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Fran, I am very offended.
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Just 'cause I'm Italian doesn't mean
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I know everything about the mob.
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But if the jamook is a chooch,
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it means he's gotta whack a
jadrool to become Cosa Nostra.
256
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:15,526
You better tell Mr. Sheffield right away.
257
00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:17,161
Val, I can't tell anyone.
258
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,230
Whoever knows is in grave danger.
259
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,664
But you just told me.
260
00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,533
Well, I had to tell someone.
261
00:13:24,269 --> 00:13:27,038
Yeah. But why would you
put my life in danger?
262
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:28,806
Well, you're my best friend.
263
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:32,509
Oh, that is so sweet.
264
00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:38,949
Listen, Franny, you better
break up with Tony right away.
265
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,885
Val, you can't just break
up with guys like this.
266
00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:44,922
You gotta move to Idaho,
take a Nordic name,
267
00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:48,592
and never see your family
again for the rest of your life.
268
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,929
What do you think of Helga?
269
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,936
Oh, slave.
270
00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:00,971
Yes, Master Brighton.
271
00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:03,340
Here is your orange yoghurt smoothie.
272
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,943
Oh, that's a good slave.
273
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:09,747
Hey, let's just hope you didn't put
anything gross or disgusting in it
274
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:12,849
because naturally I'm gonna
make you taste it first.
275
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,889
You will be broken.
276
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,027
Fran, somebody is gonna be killed.
277
00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,430
(GASPING) Who told you?
278
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,534
I'm talking about Brighton.
279
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:32,103
He stole my diary,
280
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:33,337
and he says he's gonna show Dad
281
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,439
unless I do everything he wants for a week.
282
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:38,208
Oh, honey, I could have
made you a slave for a month
283
00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:40,844
off of page 26 alone.
284
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,780
I imagine.
285
00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,950
Fran, what am I gonna do?
286
00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:49,152
Sweetie, didn't he read the chapter
287
00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,588
where you caught him on tape
288
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:53,457
French kissing your old Lisa Simpson doll?
289
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:54,992
I don't have a tape of that.
290
00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:58,062
Oh, well, now you do.
291
00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:02,032
Oh, my gosh, Fran, I love you.
292
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,968
How did you know to do this?
293
00:15:04,035 --> 00:15:05,770
Sweetie, I'm a nanny.
294
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,973
Sooner or later either you
or Gracie was gonna need it.
295
00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:22,486
Miss Fine, is there anything wrong?
296
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,555
Oh, Niles, I wish I can tell you,
297
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,758
but anyone who knows is in grave danger.
298
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,192
You mean your involvement with a mobster
299
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,494
you're terrified to break up with
300
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:33,330
because you think he's gonna rub you out?
301
00:15:33,398 --> 00:15:35,132
Val told you?
302
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:37,902
One Dove bar and she
spilled like a cup of coffee.
303
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:42,305
Hey, wait a minute.
304
00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:45,409
Tony's not the only one
with muscle in his family.
305
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:49,446
I got relatives, too. I
can have him taken care of.
306
00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:50,747
You mean killed?
307
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:53,050
No! Audited.
308
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:58,755
Oh, Maxwell, calm down.
309
00:15:58,823 --> 00:16:01,291
So we lost Whoopie.
310
00:16:01,359 --> 00:16:03,527
I'm sure the theater owner will
let us out of our commitment.
311
00:16:03,594 --> 00:16:05,795
I'll just charm him.
312
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,333
Okay. Then how about this?
313
00:16:10,401 --> 00:16:12,602
We'll just move up the next show.
314
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,438
(IMITATING C.C.) Oh, we'll
just move up the next show.
315
00:16:15,506 --> 00:16:17,574
The one for which we don't have a director,
316
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:20,110
a set designer, or a
tenor to sing the lead,
317
00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:23,614
which is why we moved it
back in the first place.
318
00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:26,984
Maxwell, if you intend to get
gruff with me, lock the door.
319
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,922
Mr. Sheffield, I must speak with you.
320
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,459
You know, they make
estrogen in a patch now.
321
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,533
It has to do with Miss Fine.
322
00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:44,802
Yes, well, what is it?
323
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,303
Well, I can't tell you, sir.
324
00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:49,106
Anyone who knows could be in grave danger.
325
00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:50,775
Well, then, why did you bother to come in?
326
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,242
To tell her.
327
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:56,046
Listen, Tennessee Tuxedo,
328
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:57,848
I don't have time for you today.
329
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,085
I have to find a tenor for our new show.
330
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,187
Wait a minute.
331
00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:06,056
Maxwell, Niles has a beautiful voice.
332
00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:07,958
We'll just put him in the show.
333
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:09,326
Can you do a southern accent?
334
00:17:09,393 --> 00:17:11,562
"It's Shake 'N Bake, and I helped."
335
00:17:12,597 --> 00:17:13,831
Can you do a time step?
336
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:14,998
(SCATTING)
337
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,901
Can you be more naive?
338
00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:22,506
Sucker.
339
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,876
Well, she got you that time, old man.
340
00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:27,544
Oh, I let her have that one, sir.
341
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,881
She gets satisfaction
from a man so infrequently.
342
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,384
So, what's all this about Miss Fine, eh?
343
00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:37,087
(CLEARING THROAT) Well, just a
minute, sir. I need to clear my throat.
344
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:38,688
(SINGING)
345
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:41,025
Forget it, Niles. Okay.
346
00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:44,128
Miss Fine is being intimidated
by a certain gentleman,
347
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:46,096
tall, dark, handsome...
348
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:47,665
What did I do?
349
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,868
Sorry, sir. It was a fly.
350
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,038
Sir, it's just that, well,
351
00:17:54,105 --> 00:17:56,974
Mr. Tony is not exactly
Miss Fine's cup of tea.
352
00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:01,011
Oh, don't tell me Miss
Fine is put off by a man
353
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,913
who likes to say it with meat?
354
00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:05,448
Well, you're missing the point, sir.
355
00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:06,884
Miss Fine would like to break up with Tony,
356
00:18:06,951 --> 00:18:09,086
- but she's afraid to because...
- I know. I know, I know.
357
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,789
She doesn't want to devastate the man,
358
00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:15,025
hurt his feelings, break his heart.
359
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,794
I'll do it for her.
360
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,798
(DOORBELL RINGS)
361
00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:24,768
Oh, Tony, I can't go out with you any more.
362
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:26,336
I know what you do, and...
363
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:29,439
I'll be dead before I finish that sentence.
364
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:32,743
Okay. Hang tough. Don't let him scare you.
365
00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:36,546
Baby, give me a kiss.
366
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,815
Okay.
367
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,652
Oh, no, no, Tony.
368
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:43,320
Come on, let's go get something to eat.
369
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,789
Oh, no. No, I can't.
370
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:49,960
Usually, when I say "Jump,"
people say, "How high?"
371
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,461
Okay.
372
00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:55,599
I can't leave because of the kids,
and I just had a big sandwich.
373
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,067
Oh, Miss Fine, there you are.
374
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,368
I've been looking all over for you.
375
00:18:58,436 --> 00:19:00,604
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, this is Tony.
376
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,172
Tony, this is Mr. Sheffield.
377
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,208
If he says, "Jump," just jump!
378
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:08,045
So, you're the infamous Tony, huh?
379
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:10,347
You and I need to have a word.
380
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,484
Well, what happened to having a word?
381
00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:17,788
There you go, sweetheart.
Take a shot at Puccini, eh?
382
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,055
Tough family.
383
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,792
Frankie's not getting
his until he's confirmed.
384
00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:25,396
Off you go, sweetheart.
Don't forget your sheet music.
385
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:26,796
There was a violin in there?
386
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:28,198
Yes. Why? What'd you think it was?
387
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:29,499
A machine gun?
388
00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:33,637
Oh, you thought I was packing heat
389
00:19:33,704 --> 00:19:35,705
like some cartoon mobster, eh?
390
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:40,344
What's the matter, Miss
Fine? You need a Kleenex?
391
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,847
Miss Fine, that's not very attractive.
392
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,316
You keep that up, you won't
need me to break up with him.
393
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:48,151
You want to break up with me?
394
00:19:48,219 --> 00:19:49,686
What? There's something going on
395
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:52,088
between you and Pierce Bronston here?
396
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,859
I'll go call an ambulance.
397
00:19:57,195 --> 00:20:00,231
Well, Tony, I do think
it's all for the best.
398
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:03,400
Fran, I do not like where this is going.
399
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,803
Oh, okay. I take it all back.
400
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:07,537
Where do you want to live?
401
00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,807
Miss Fine, would you stop doing that?
402
00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:11,809
Now, look here, she doesn't
want to see you any more,
403
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,543
and that's that.
404
00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:17,213
What? Are the boys doing some kind
of blooper thing for my birthday? Huh?
405
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:19,149
What's going on?
406
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,484
Niles told me to come out here
407
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:22,452
and stand in front of Maxwell.
408
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:29,359
Oh, by the way, I just signed
409
00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:31,962
Mandy Patinkin to do our new show.
410
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,965
Wait, you're Maxwell Sheffield,
the Broadway producer?
411
00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:35,899
Yes.
412
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,636
* If I loved you *
413
00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:41,738
* Time and again I would try to say *
414
00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:42,973
Actually, we need a tenor.
415
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,878
* All I'd want you to know *
416
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,447
You... you tell me, if...
417
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:53,950
perhaps if you weren't so
involved with Miss Fine,
418
00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:57,020
you'd have time to understudy Mandy.
419
00:20:57,088 --> 00:21:00,591
Oh, he's not gonna break up
with me to be an understudy.
420
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:02,492
Stay out of this, baby.
421
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:05,829
Where do I sign?
422
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,598
- Right this way.
- You like steaks?
423
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:14,237
Oh, cheer up, Miss Fine.
424
00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:17,073
So Tony wasn't the one.
425
00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:20,777
You're a beautiful woman. You
shouldn't go rushing into relationships.
426
00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:24,881
Don't chase men. Find a
way to make men chase you.
427
00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:29,219
All right. I'll give it a shot.
428
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:31,522
Your new understudy?
429
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:33,590
He's in the mob.
430
00:21:34,492 --> 00:21:35,626
Miss Fine!
431
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,230
I don't do no nudity.
432
00:21:40,297 --> 00:21:42,032
(YELPING) Help, help, help!
433
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,440
Your colon's confused.
434
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:53,910
Don't you have something to do? Absolutely.
435
00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:55,478
I gotta ask you for some time off.
436
00:21:55,546 --> 00:21:58,015
I got a date on Thursday
so I wanna leave early.
437
00:21:58,082 --> 00:22:02,019
Means I've gotta powder
and puff and tease and...
438
00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:07,223
(MUMBLING)
439
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,559
Your colon's confused.
440
00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:12,162
Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking the wrong way.
441
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,331
I thought we were going back earlier.
442
00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:16,099
- That wouldn't match.
- Wait, hey, wait.
443
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:19,335
Yeah. This is the gentleman
with the confused colon now...
444
00:22:19,904 --> 00:22:20,904
My...
445
00:22:22,006 --> 00:22:24,574
And then what I went up on...
446
00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:27,477
Gel, mousse... gel, mousse...
447
00:22:27,544 --> 00:22:30,480
- WOMAN: Pluck.
- Pluck, blend.
448
00:22:30,547 --> 00:22:32,682
- Gel, mousse, pluck, blend.
- MAN: Okay. Here we go.
449
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,885
I need some time off. I've
got a date on Thursday,
450
00:22:34,952 --> 00:22:37,620
which means I've gotta pluck and...
451
00:22:37,688 --> 00:22:39,322
(SCREAMING)
452
00:22:42,923 --> 00:22:52,323
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