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* She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens *
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out *
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* in one of those crushing scenes *
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* What was she to do? Where was she to go? *
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* She was out on her fanny *
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door *
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more *
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there! *
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* That's how she became the nanny! *
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described *
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? *
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* Now the father finds her beguiling *
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* Watch out, C.C.! *
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* And the kids are actually smiling *
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* Such joie de vivre! *
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan *
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* The flashy girl from Flushing *
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* The nanny named Fran! *
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I just love her.
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You know, I've seen her in person.
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She looks much younger.
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Fran, the storm is getting worse.
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How is Santa gonna
deliver all the presents?
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Gracie, the man is bigger than Dom DeLuise,
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and he fits through a chimney.
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Believe me, he can get through a blizzard.
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Oh! I'm glad you're enjoying
your new golf shoes, sir.
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Thanks, old man. Now, hold still.
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I wonder if Mr. Belvedere
started like this.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, let
me help you with that.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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- (GROANING)
- Almost there. No problem.
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Here we go.
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Miss Fine, don't you think
you should take off your heels?
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No. They're very comfortable.
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Okay. Give me the star.
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All righty.
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(SNEEZES)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Do you think it looks crooked?
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(SIGHING)
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Maxwell, stop fooling around.
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We have work to do.
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C.C., it's Christmas Eve.
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Again?
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Well, thank God for this blizzard.
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If I'm lucky, it will hit so hard
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they'll have to cancel
this whole horrific holiday.
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Tea?
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(BEEPING) C.C.'s got the right idea.
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I could definitely live without that
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whole buying-gifts-for-people tradition.
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But you don't mind receiving them.
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Well, duh.
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Brighton, you're missing the
whole meaning of Christmas.
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I know what it means.
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Two weeks off from school.
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No, Brighton. It's about giving of oneself.
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Yeah. The gift part is totally meaningless.
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Bonuses excluded.
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You put on your coat, mister.
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We're going down to the homeless shelter
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and feed some of the less fortunate.
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You're gonna learn what it feels like
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to give of oneself, if it kills you.
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Here, Chester.
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(BARKS)
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(GROWLS)
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(SCREECHES)
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Whoa!
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Go fish.
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BRIGHTON: Help, Maggie!
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Dad, how come Brighton gets to go out?
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BOTH: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Give to the poor. Give to the...
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Sorry.
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Whoa!
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Where are we?
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I don't know, but whatever
goes up must come down.
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Wow! This hairspray really does hold.
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Oh, Chester, are you okay?
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Are you all right?
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I've been better.
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Well, as long as you... what?
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Brighton, did you hear
that? The dog talked!
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Picture this.
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Inhaling way too much hairspray,
suddenly hears dogs talking.
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Tonight in The Nanny Zone.
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Run for your life. It's
the worst storm ever.
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C.C., the Abominable Babcock,
is out to destroy Christmas.
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Fran, the snowman talked.
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Oh, so I guess it's okay
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for the snowman to say a few words,
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but God forbid, the dog
gets a little chatty,
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and I'm ready for the loony bin.
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What should we do?
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Run!
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Which way do we go?
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Follow me.
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Oy! You have one glass of eggnog...
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This river is hot chocolate!
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Yeah. It's so warm and cozy.
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You know, it's like being back in the womb,
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if your mother was a chocolate bunny.
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Brighton, see that big white raft? Grab it!
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This isn't a raft. It's a marshmallow!
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All right. We have to stay calm.
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Everything's under control.
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Honey, we're traveling via
marshmallow down a hot chocolate river
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with a dog who's talking my ear off.
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This is under control by you?
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CHESTER: Better.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(TURTLES CHATTERING)
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Fran, look, we're in Candy
Land. Everything's edible.
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It's a test. I know it's a test.
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And it's all free.
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I failed.
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Look, an ice cream castle.
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It's a banana split-level.
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(MUMBLING)
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Fran, stop praying. We're gonna be okay.
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No, honey. I'm praying it's all fat-free.
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FRAN: I wonder if they got
Weight Watchers up here.
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Brighton, calm down.
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Stop hoarding all the candy.
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That kid never knows when to stop.
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Do you need a Gas-X?
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(BURPS) No, it passed.
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Meanwhile, look at this
delicious candy cane.
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Oh, my!
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my!
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I've had my food repeat on
me, but this is ridiculous.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Hi. I'm Fran, and this
is Brighton and Chester.
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I'm Elfis.
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Elfis?
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Yes, Elfis.
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♪ They call me Elfis Because of my pelvis ♪
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♪ King of the elves ♪
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Thank you very much.
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You know, Vegas is looking
for someone like you.
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Meanwhile, can you tell us where we are?
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You're at Santa's castle.
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Well, this is just about
the most delicious house
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I've ever seen.
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Well, Santa is the second
richest person in the North Pole.
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Oh? Who's the richest?
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The dentist.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Is he single?
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There. I'm finished
with my last lemon drop.
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(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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What was that?
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Oh, that was C.C., the Abominable Babcock.
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She gets irritable like
this every 28 years,
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and this year she's threatening
to ruin the whole holiday.
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Well, what's her problem?
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Well, she's only happy
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when she's making everyone
around her miserable.
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Sounds like my mother.
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Be careful. She's 2,000 pounds
with arms like a wrestler.
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Oy! She is my mother. Let me talk to her.
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Obviously, she has never met
the likes of Miss Fran Fine.
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Listen, sweetie.
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Whoa!
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We'll talk later, honey.
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Hello. Who are you?
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The name is Kris Kringle.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Really?
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And where is Mrs. Kringle?
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You know, the one that
looks like Barbara Bush?
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Oh, she's just a figment of
my publicist's imagination,
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as is the red suit, the
beard, and the jelly belly.
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Gee, if I knew he looked like
this, I might have converted.
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I'm Fran Fine, the nanny.
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And this is Chester and Brighton.
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Isn't that sweet?
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He's bringing back all
that candy for his sisters.
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Yeah, right.
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Santa, he just doesn't
know the meaning of sharing.
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It's like my mother with a lamb chop bone.
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She's like Cujo with that marrow.
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Fran, you don't believe
this is really Santa?
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Well, Elfis, it seems like
we have a non-believer.
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Really? Well, if you insist.
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♪ Well, it's a wonderful feeling ♪
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♪ So we won't ever grow ♪
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♪ But we're working out three
feet of fun for Mr. Ho! Ho! Ho! ♪
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♪ Making toys ♪
♪ Making toys ♪
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♪ For girls and boys ♪
♪ For girls and boys ♪
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♪ We're bringing joy to the world ♪
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♪ I call it "Oy to the world" ♪
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♪ Oh, that's nice ♪
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♪ I like it ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ She calls it "Oy to the world" ♪
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♪ Yeah, oy to the world ♪
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♪ Say, you'd be a good elf ♪
♪ You're cute as can be ♪
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♪ And I hear you're a
graduate of the nasal academy ♪
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♪ But I'm too big ♪
♪ No, you're just right ♪
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♪ That's not a wig ♪
♪ Oh, what a sight ♪
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♪ You're like the seven dwarfs ♪
♪ And I'm Snow White ♪
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♪ Let's bring some joy to the world ♪
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♪ I call it "Oy to the world" ♪
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♪ Oy to the world ♪
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Elfis, you're such a mensch.
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♪ Oh, yeah
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Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
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MAN: Elfis has left the building.
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Brighton, you can't
take all those toys home.
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It's all right. He said he's gonna
share them with his three best friends.
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Yeah. Me, myself, and I.
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Not to be a buttinsky,
Santa, but look at the time.
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When are you gonna start
delivering all the toys?
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Unfortunately, with this storm blowing up,
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there won't be any delivery this year.
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I think C.C., the Abominable Babcock,
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has finally found a
way to cancel Christmas.
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(ALL GASPS)
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And she gets like this every 28 years?
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She's very regular.
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It's so sad.
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I just can't imagine a
world without Christmas.
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What will we do?
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No Christmas.
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Wait! If there's no Christmas,
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there's no after-Christmas sales.
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Well, I am certainly not going to let
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that cranky cloud cancel this holiday.
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Come here!
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(ALL WHISPERING)
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Look, there's the ice palace.
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Oh, I can't believe I
have to save Christmas.
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Five minutes ago we were in a warm castle.
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I was about to watch The Shaggy D.A.
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Where's your courage?
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Where's your compassion?
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Listen to me. I'm looking
for a test of character
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from someone who drinks out of a toilet.
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Look at that! She left the window opened.
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Well, I guess she isn't
worried about a draught.
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Oh! Oy!
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You see, I figure she's got a whole
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solar depravation thing happening,
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you know, cranky 'cause
she doesn't get enough sun.
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Well, if I turn up the
thermostat and warm her up,
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she'll be in a good mood.
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Now, Chester, you're my lookout.
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Just whistle if you see anything.
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There it is!
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(BUZZING)
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I don't know what you're so worried about.
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I will pulverize that Abominable Babcock
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if she gets anywhere near...
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(WHIMPERING)
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Will you stop fooling around?
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(YELPING)
259
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Will you cut it out?
260
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(LAUGHING)
261
00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:43,634
I thought I told you to whistle!
262
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:45,769
Hello! I have no lips.
263
00:13:45,837 --> 00:13:46,903
Oh, all right.
264
00:13:46,971 --> 00:13:49,106
Just remember, whatever happens,
265
00:13:49,174 --> 00:13:51,442
we're in this together. Right?
266
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,877
All for one, one for all.
267
00:13:54,713 --> 00:13:56,780
Who did this?
268
00:13:57,048 --> 00:13:58,249
She did.
269
00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:07,591
C.C.: Christmas is doomed.
270
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,993
(LAUGHING) Don't change the channel.
271
00:14:16,935 --> 00:14:19,069
Oh, honey, this will take forever.
272
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,405
Give me that picture of Mel Gibson.
273
00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:22,807
(SIGHING)
274
00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:25,075
Fran, I wanna go home.
275
00:14:25,143 --> 00:14:27,912
We can't just bail on Santa.
276
00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:30,714
Niles is making your favourite
apple-raisin stuffing.
277
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,483
We're out of here.
278
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,485
I'm afraid that's impossible.
279
00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:36,920
With this terrible storm the
Abominable Babcock is blowing up,
280
00:14:36,988 --> 00:14:39,590
I won't be able to ride my sleigh tonight.
281
00:14:39,658 --> 00:14:41,726
Uh, am I just stuck here a day or two,
282
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,861
or are we talking my
next waxing appointment
283
00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:45,996
will be under the name Magilla Gorilla?
284
00:14:46,664 --> 00:14:49,100
(CLOCK CHIMING)
285
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,936
Oh, no. It's beginning, sir.
286
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:53,137
Look around.
287
00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:55,172
Everything's beginning to freeze.
288
00:14:57,142 --> 00:14:59,944
There isn't much time left.
289
00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:03,247
I haven't seen anyone this cranky since
290
00:15:03,314 --> 00:15:05,916
my sister went three years without a date.
291
00:15:05,983 --> 00:15:08,885
Hey, wait a minute.
292
00:15:08,953 --> 00:15:13,390
That's it. I've got another great plan.
293
00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:16,894
Well, I quit.
294
00:15:16,961 --> 00:15:18,862
They used 12 different Beethovens,
295
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:23,500
and I don't even have
one lousy stunt double.
296
00:15:23,535 --> 00:15:29,006
Listen to me. When the going gets
tough, the tough throw a party.
297
00:15:29,073 --> 00:15:34,845
Excuse me. I have a soirée to
plan for a certain ice princess.
298
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:37,380
Throw a party for the Abominable Babcock?
299
00:15:37,449 --> 00:15:40,350
Well, there's no way I'll be going to that.
300
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:42,886
Hello. Thanks for coming.
301
00:15:42,954 --> 00:15:45,522
Have some rumaki.
302
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:48,358
Fran, why would you want the
Abominable Babcock at a party?
303
00:15:48,426 --> 00:15:50,594
She's an evil ice princess.
She should be destroyed.
304
00:15:50,661 --> 00:15:53,597
Oh, leave it to me, honey.
I know what I'm doing.
305
00:15:58,002 --> 00:16:00,837
You fools have nothing to celebrate!
306
00:16:00,905 --> 00:16:04,775
Christmas is finished! So go!
307
00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:09,646
Oh, shove a sock in it,
you big old bag of wind.
308
00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:13,350
What? How dare you?
309
00:16:14,853 --> 00:16:16,953
You know, I don't know
310
00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:22,926
what her secret admirer sees in her anyway.
311
00:16:22,994 --> 00:16:27,398
Come again. Did you say secret admirer?
312
00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:28,632
Huh?
313
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,868
Oh, yeah. You have a
secret admirer. See you.
314
00:16:31,936 --> 00:16:33,304
Wait!
315
00:16:34,839 --> 00:16:40,043
And just who might this secret admirer be?
316
00:16:40,111 --> 00:16:43,647
Well, honey, he's very cute,
317
00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:47,250
good personality, and he's
a weather just like you.
318
00:16:47,318 --> 00:16:48,685
Well, toodles.
319
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,754
Get back here!
320
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:52,956
Will you stop acting so hard up?
321
00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:56,093
Men do not like women who are so desperate.
322
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,396
Now, I am going to introduce you to him,
323
00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:03,501
but only if you promise that you'll
stop trying to destroy Christmas.
324
00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:05,970
All right. I promise.
325
00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:09,606
None of this cranky business,
or I'm never fixing you up again.
326
00:17:09,674 --> 00:17:12,676
I swear I'll be moderate
with my weather patterns.
327
00:17:12,744 --> 00:17:15,880
Now introduce us. The
suspense is killing me.
328
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,048
We should be so lucky. Shh!
329
00:17:18,115 --> 00:17:21,084
C.C., the Abominable Babcock,
330
00:17:21,152 --> 00:17:24,722
I would like you to
meet your secret admirer,
331
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:26,623
the Rain Man.
332
00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:28,925
Yeah, definitely rain. Definitely raining.
333
00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:32,763
15.783 inches of rain in
the North Pole this year.
334
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,064
(CHUCKLING)
335
00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:37,301
Oh, isn't he adorable?
336
00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:41,905
Hello. Could I interest you in a
little stroll around the planet?
337
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,575
Definitely. I'm an excellent driver.
338
00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:45,876
(CHUCKLING)
339
00:17:53,351 --> 00:17:55,819
(ALL CHEERING)
340
00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:59,556
Oh, Fran, that was so cool.
It worked. It's a miracle.
341
00:17:59,624 --> 00:18:05,028
Honey, now that is what
Christmas is all about.
342
00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:08,164
You give with your heart,
you help the less fortunate,
343
00:18:08,232 --> 00:18:10,233
and you offer your friendship.
344
00:18:10,301 --> 00:18:12,769
That's when miracles happen.
345
00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:14,404
Don't give gum to Chester.
346
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:16,339
He'll be blowing bubbles out the wrong end.
347
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,843
Going my way?
348
00:18:19,911 --> 00:18:24,214
Well, I don't usually
take rides from strangers.
349
00:18:24,282 --> 00:18:26,950
Oh, look, you put on your costume.
350
00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:29,553
On you it works.
351
00:18:29,621 --> 00:18:31,521
Ho! Ho! Ho!
352
00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:34,391
Wow! The actual reindeer.
353
00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:36,593
Hi, doll. I'm Dancer.
354
00:18:36,661 --> 00:18:39,028
♪ Baby, remember my name, remember... ♪
355
00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:41,831
All right. Cut it out.
356
00:18:41,899 --> 00:18:44,068
- Are you Blitzen?
- It's Blintzes.
357
00:18:44,135 --> 00:18:46,303
Who else are they gonna get
to work on Christmas Eve?
358
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,772
You know, Rudolph's a
little under the weather.
359
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,075
Chester, would you lead my sleigh tonight?
360
00:18:52,143 --> 00:18:55,946
Hi. I'm Vixen, and I'm
a sucker for a fly boy.
361
00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:57,915
What do you say?
362
00:18:59,484 --> 00:19:03,020
I say we have some toys to deliver, woman.
363
00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:12,629
FRAN: I've got the perfect
ensemble for just this occasion.
364
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:29,646
It's strange that no one's
left you any cookies this year.
365
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,549
Yes. Very strange.
366
00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:37,387
What? I'm not even getting minimum wage.
367
00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:06,817
Whoa!
368
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:12,255
Brighton, it's the homeless shelter.
369
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:13,857
Look, it's Santa!
370
00:20:13,924 --> 00:20:16,059
Well, this is our last stop.
371
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,761
Woops!
372
00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:19,596
We have a problem.
373
00:20:19,664 --> 00:20:21,532
I seem to have miscalculated.
374
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,600
I'm short a few presents.
375
00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:29,806
You know, the man has
nothing to do for 364 days.
376
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,875
Boys and girls,
377
00:20:31,943 --> 00:20:35,512
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
378
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,714
- Unfortunately...
- Wait, Santa.
379
00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:40,317
You forgot about these presents.
380
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:43,387
Oh, Brighton, that's so sweet.
381
00:20:43,454 --> 00:20:45,822
Those were the toys
you so selfishly hoarded
382
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,091
the whole time we were in the North Pole.
383
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,327
I know. But I've got
plenty of toys at home.
384
00:20:50,394 --> 00:20:52,329
And us kids, we have to
look out for each other.
385
00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:56,033
Brighton, you're making me all verklempt.
386
00:20:57,668 --> 00:20:59,536
FRAN: Oh, what a day.
387
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:03,606
I can't believe I'm driving Santa's sleigh.
388
00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:05,075
What an upper.
389
00:21:05,143 --> 00:21:08,678
It's my way of thanking
you for saving Christmas.
390
00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:12,282
Oh, Santa, please, it's nothing.
391
00:21:12,317 --> 00:21:15,419
But between you and me, I might
have ended up on your naughty list.
392
00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:18,021
If you wouldn't mind erasing my name...
393
00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:19,990
Deal.
394
00:21:20,058 --> 00:21:21,391
Woops!
395
00:21:21,459 --> 00:21:25,628
Whoa!
396
00:21:27,398 --> 00:21:31,868
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
397
00:21:32,803 --> 00:21:33,903
Daddy, there they are.
398
00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:35,572
Are you okay?
399
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:37,908
Miss Fine, are you all right?
400
00:21:37,976 --> 00:21:39,910
Yeah, yeah. Sure.
401
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:46,383
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, you
won't believe the day I had.
402
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:50,687
First, I saved Christmas,
and then I drove the sleigh.
403
00:21:50,755 --> 00:21:51,955
Tell them, Brighton.
404
00:21:52,022 --> 00:21:53,323
Frostbite.
405
00:21:53,391 --> 00:21:56,493
Stop it! Brighton, don't
you remember anything?
406
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,761
The last thing I remember,
407
00:21:57,829 --> 00:21:59,763
we were on our way to the homeless shelter,
408
00:21:59,831 --> 00:22:01,598
you got hit in the head, and
we got caught in a blizzard.
409
00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:03,567
Hey, we gotta go. It's closing soon.
410
00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:05,368
What's your rush all of a sudden?
411
00:22:05,436 --> 00:22:06,870
Don't you know what Christmas is all about?
412
00:22:06,938 --> 00:22:09,439
We kids have to look out for each other.
413
00:22:09,507 --> 00:22:12,476
I'm sure you're just a little shook up.
414
00:22:12,544 --> 00:22:14,878
Let's go inside and get our coats.
415
00:22:14,946 --> 00:22:17,714
And perhaps we'll all go
to the homeless shelter.
416
00:22:17,781 --> 00:22:19,615
I guess it was a dream.
417
00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:23,686
Jewish reindeer, candy
castles, dogs talking.
418
00:22:23,754 --> 00:22:25,755
Of course it was a dream.
419
00:22:25,823 --> 00:22:28,524
You ate all that chocolate
and your pants still fit.
420
00:22:28,592 --> 00:22:30,360
Oh, right.
421
00:22:30,427 --> 00:22:32,428
Hello!
422
00:22:33,831 --> 00:22:37,334
Okay. The first thing we
do is book you on Letterman.
423
00:22:37,402 --> 00:22:39,769
You know, I'm very tight with Paul Shaffer.
424
00:22:39,837 --> 00:22:40,871
He's a cousin.
425
00:22:40,938 --> 00:22:42,839
Well, my neighbor's cousin.
426
00:22:42,907 --> 00:22:44,240
But who's counting?