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I hope Fran's okay. She's
never been late for breakfast.
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Oh, I'm sure Miss Fine's all right.
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It takes time for her to roll out of bed,
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throw on a robe.
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Well, and then there's the slipper dilemma.
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Fuzzy or formal marabou-feather pom-pom?
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Good morning, everyone.
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Miss Fine, why aren't you undressed?
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You know, I've dreamt of
you asking me that question.
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Only you guys weren't there.
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But Niles was.
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What that man could do
with a feather duster.
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Don't ever let him go.
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You guys already started breakfast?
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Gee, I was gonna suggest we all go
out to eat, you know, for a change.
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Well, Miss Fine, I rather
prefer to stay at home.
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Niles is the only one who knows how to make
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my breakfast just the way I like it.
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Toast and eggs? Please.
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Daniel Day-Lewis could make that
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with his left foot tied behind his back.
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Although, who would want to eat it?
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Come on, aren't you sick
of the same old routine?
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I don't have a routine, Miss Fine.
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Of course you do.
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I come in here every morning. I sit down.
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You say I look gorgeous.
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Well, I don't do that.
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Well, start.
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- Oh, just one piece of toast...
- Oh, just one piece of toast...
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- this morning, Niles.
- this morning, Niles.
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- I think I overdid... it this...
- I think I overdid... it this...
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- weekend.
- weekend!
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Just what is your problem, Miss Fine?
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We're in a rut, honey.
I mean, Mr. Sheffield.
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Nothing ever changes around here.
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I mean, it's Monday morning, which
means Miss Babcock has just arrived.
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She's handing Niles her coat.
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She's saying, "Careful,
I just cleaned my fur."
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To which he responds, "Well,
don't cough up any hairballs."
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And right about now, she's
getting even with him.
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(NILES SCREAMS)
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Miss Babcock is here.
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* She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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Oh, Fran, can you help me with this?
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It's really hard.
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Homework?
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No. A Cosmo quiz.
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Oh, sure, honey.
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Let's see.
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Oh, "Is your man making the
cut or are you in a rut?"
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Wow, this should be very informative.
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(SHUSHING) Yeah, I want
to see if Peter and I...
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- Now...
- Fran, you got a minute?
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- Uh...
- Oh, Fran, it's okay.
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I mean, I probably should
be doing my homework.
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Oh, sweetie, you're a
gorgeous, blonde heiress.
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You need trigonometry like a hole...
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Oh, here you go. Take your pen,
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go upstairs, do your homework.
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Fran, I made a play date for tomorrow.
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Uh-oh, tomorrow's my manicure day.
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That's okay.
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Oh, no, it isn't, honey.
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I mean, my personal business
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should never interfere
with you and your friends.
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Can't you change the play date?
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Fran, I don't know how to
say this without hurting you.
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Well, just be honest.
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I don't want you to come with me.
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Haven't you ever heard of a white lie?
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I think I'm old enough to go alone.
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Alone? What are you, six?
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I'm 10.
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Wow! Are you short for 10?
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I just don't think I need my nanny
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sitting there, watching
me play with my friends.
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It's kind of embarrassing.
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Uh, perhaps I should
explain what a white lie is.
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Hi, Miss Babcock.
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Gee, that outfit looks fabulous on you.
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Why, thank you, Nanny Fine.
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You don't think it's too tailored?
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No, not at all. Very sexy.
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That was a variation on a white lie
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known as lying through your teeth.
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But, you know, you gotta be careful
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because if you make it too obvious,
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they're gonna see right through it.
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Fran, I really want to go alone.
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Although, I'll miss
the sound of your voice.
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It's so soothing.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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So, can I go or not?
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Honey, what are you so
anxious to grow up for anyway?
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I mean, at your age,
it's cute to be single.
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Fran, if you don't have to
stay there babysitting me,
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you'll have more time for yourself.
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Sweetie, it's my job.
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What do you think? I
need to go to the movies
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or have lunch with Val or go shopping...
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You know what? We'll try it
once. We'll see if you like it.
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Can you imagine, Miss Fine
thinking I'm predictable?
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Me.
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- Mr. Spontaneity.
- Spontaneity.
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Niles, you don't think
I'm predictable, do you?
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Well, predictable is good.
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Predictable is solid.
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Oh, God, even I knew I was gonna say that.
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Well, if I were you, sir, I'd do something
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before she wakes up in the
bedroom of another man... sion.
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Niles, I want her to be happy here.
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How do you suggest I go
about satisfying Miss Fine?
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Well, the second way, sir...
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Niles.
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Oh, just shake it up, sir.
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Do something wild.
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Out there. Totally unexpected!
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I don't know. Give me a bonus.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, Gracie doesn't want me
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to take her to play date any more.
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She doesn't need me.
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Did you know she was 10?
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Miss Fine, do you think this tie is boring?
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Mr. Sheffield, this is
very traumatic for me.
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I'm losing my baby.
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Yes or no?
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Well, it wouldn't be Monday
without your Monday tie.
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That's it. It's gone!
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All right. What else don't you like?
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I'm not crazy about the pants.
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- Miss Fine!
- Miss Fine!
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You are just going to avoid
the whole issue, aren't you?
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So predictable.
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Oh, oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
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Bet you didn't think I was gonna do that!
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Sure. Tousle Niles' hair.
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Typical.
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Did he flatten it all out?
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Because I do like a little height.
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Fran, there's no more room in here.
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Do you want to take some of the crystal?
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All right. Maybe just Wilma and Bamm-Bamm.
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Don't tell your sister
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because I don't want to
start World War III here.
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Ma, I can't believe Gracie
doesn't want to be seen with me.
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Honey, it's a normal thing
for a kid to go through.
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Do you remember when you suddenly
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didn't want me to pick you up at school?
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Yeah. But, Ma, I don't wear a
girdle on the outside of my pants.
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Madonna does it, it's trendy.
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I do it, I'm a freak.
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If you're so upset, why don't you talk
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to Mr. Sheffield about it?
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Oh, me and Mr. Sheffield,
that's a whole 'nother story.
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I don't think there's any
spark left in our relationship.
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Did you try unscrewing the light
bulbs for a little mood lighting?
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Whenever I want to turn your father on,
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the first thing I do is make it dark.
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But, Ma, me and Mr. Sheffield
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aren't even close to unscrewing.
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In fact, I think we're
beginning to bore each other.
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Oh, that's normal in a marriage.
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But me and Mr. Sheffield aren't married.
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- Are you living with him?
- Yeah.
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- Are you taking care of his kids?
- Yeah.
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- Are you having sex?
- No.
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Then you're married.
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Relationships are like thighs.
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They start out smooth,
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then they get a little lumpy,
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but without them, you don't
have a leg to stand on.
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You know, Ma, I think
you're about a quart low
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on your oestrogen.
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Honey, the point is you've
got to go with the flow.
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Things change.
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Not here, Ma.
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That's why I always like to come home.
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That, and I need a place to hide out
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when I pretend to have a date.
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Well, honey, things change here, too.
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Look, I changed the curtains.
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- I got new contact paper.
- Nice.
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I threw your father out.
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I switched to fat-free Wish-Bone dressing.
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What?
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You can hardly taste the difference.
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No, Ma. What about you and Daddy?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Do you want a blintz?
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Ma!
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Got any sour cream?
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I do. If you don't care
about expiration dates.
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No.
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What could Daddy have done to make
you throw him out of the house?
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Is it another woman?
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Of course not.
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You know I don't go that way.
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We had a fight.
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Oh, is that all?
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You two are always
fighting. He'll come back.
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It's different this time.
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It's for good. Go look.
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Oh, my God!
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He took his good hair!
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Oh, Ma.
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Oh, Niles, my parents are splitting up.
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What if Ma starts dating other men
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and finds one she likes
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and gets married before me?
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Oh, there, there, Miss Fine.
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Oh, Niles, I've got to
get them back together.
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No one in my family has
ever been divorced before.
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I thought your sister was?
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No. They're just miserable.
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What about your Aunt
Hester and Uncle Louie?
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Never legally married.
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How about your Cousin Ernie and...
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What are you? Liz Smith?
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Oh, Niles, would you mind
preparing a little nosh?
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I have my grandmas coming
over, Yettie and Nettie.
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We're gonna try and figure out a way
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to get my parents back together again.
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What shall I prepare? Nuts?
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Some English toffee? Biscotti?
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Yeah, that sounds good.
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Just put it in a blender
with a couple of prunes.
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Goodbye, Fran. I'm going to my play date.
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Wait a minute. What about instructions?
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All right, Fran. Sit down.
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Breathe deeply.
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Here's the number if you need me.
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I'll be right across the street.
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Okay. I'll be all right. Go ahead.
254
00:13:01,506 --> 00:13:04,508
Only, look both ways
before you cross the street
255
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,544
and don't talk to strangers
256
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:10,347
and don't make contact
with the toilet seat.
257
00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:13,583
That's a good girl.
258
00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:17,587
Yeah, you're almost there, sweetie.
259
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,724
Bye-bye, baby.
260
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,833
(RINGING)
261
00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:33,037
Hi, Gracie? We made it, honey!
262
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,039
Are you bored? Do you
want me to pick you up?
263
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,575
I'll buy you something. Okay, bye.
264
00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:41,044
(SOBBING)
265
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,546
Nanny Fine, get a hold of yourself.
266
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,682
All these tears just because of little...
267
00:13:46,817 --> 00:13:48,952
Lacey?
268
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,554
Oh, it's not just 'cause of Lacey.
269
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,991
My parents are splitting up.
270
00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:58,162
Everything that I've come to
rely and depend on is just gone.
271
00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:00,431
Oh, Nanny Fine, get a grip.
272
00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,466
My mother left when I was born.
273
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:03,867
She wanted a girl.
274
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,709
Sure. It's hard at first.
275
00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:15,111
You're shuttled from house to house,
276
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:17,514
forced to choose who you love the most.
277
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:19,315
They try to buy your love,
278
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:22,419
topping each other's gifts,
giving you more and more
279
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,555
until you've got
everything you ever wanted!
280
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:27,524
Oh, life can be sweet, Nanny Fine!
281
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,195
Divorce? Embrace it!
282
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:33,830
(DOORBELL RINGING)
283
00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:37,367
I'm coming. I'm coming.
284
00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:41,271
(COUGHING)
285
00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:54,485
Nanas,
286
00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:57,221
I thought you were gonna stop smoking.
287
00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:59,656
What, it's gonna stunt our growth?
288
00:15:01,826 --> 00:15:04,862
Yetta, you promised you
were gonna quit smoking.
289
00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:06,463
She also promised she wouldn't eat
290
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,765
anything gassy before we left.
291
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:14,170
Meanwhile, did you get a
seat on the express bus?
292
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,145
Oh, it is a wonder
293
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,615
I have any class at all.
294
00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,720
Oh, there's that floss.
295
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,261
These cookies for us?
296
00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:39,896
Sure, Nana. Help yourself.
297
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,604
So, Yettie, did you talk to Ma?
298
00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:49,506
Oh, sweetheart, please,
299
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:54,078
throwing that bum out was the
smartest thing she ever did.
300
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:56,580
She should have married Alan King.
301
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,450
Ma knew Alan King?
302
00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:03,087
No. That was the hitch.
303
00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:07,624
Yetta, you rest.
304
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,062
Nettie, did you talk to Dad?
305
00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:16,466
Why should I? I like
having my baby home again
306
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:20,003
in his little room, in his little bed.
307
00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:22,406
Oh, God, don't tell me you're bathing him.
308
00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:25,709
He's such a good boy.
309
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:30,213
There's a bulb I couldn't
reach to change for 10 years,
310
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:34,117
but now that your father's
there, he gave me a boost.
311
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:44,061
I can't believe you
guys. You're so selfish.
312
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,497
Mom and Dad splitting up isn't about you.
313
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:49,332
It's about me.
314
00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:52,736
Look what you did. Look what you did.
315
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,804
- Franny...
- Franny,
316
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:56,507
you want a pep'mint?
317
00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:57,641
Okay.
318
00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:00,510
Do you want an... ashtray?
319
00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:01,912
Where did I get this?
320
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,315
The Hilton. Oh, sure.
321
00:17:07,685 --> 00:17:09,086
Oh, forget it.
322
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,221
I'm just gonna talk to Daddy myself.
323
00:17:11,289 --> 00:17:13,257
Come on, Nettie, we're
gonna go to your place.
324
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,624
I can't have people over.
325
00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,260
I've got nothing in the house.
326
00:17:17,561 --> 00:17:20,063
I suppose I'll bake some cookies.
327
00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:32,276
I love my apartment. It's so cheerful.
328
00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:37,114
Sure. It's like living
inside a Hostess Snowball.
329
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:40,783
Oh, don't sit down, Nettie.
330
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,252
I'll never find you.
331
00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:45,422
Where is he?
332
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,991
Uh... uh, try the bathroom.
333
00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:49,993
It's the pink door.
334
00:17:51,662 --> 00:17:53,529
I'm gonna start the cookies.
335
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,167
Now, come on, Dad, you know that Mom
336
00:17:58,235 --> 00:18:00,704
and you are meant to be together.
337
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:02,072
I mean, what are you gonna do?
338
00:18:02,139 --> 00:18:04,241
Start sitting at singles bars,
339
00:18:04,308 --> 00:18:06,109
picking up on babes,
340
00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:09,346
hoping that they notice how
much time you put into your hair,
341
00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:12,582
and all the makeup, squeezing
into that tight dress.
342
00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:14,717
It's pathetic... oh, wait a minute.
343
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:18,655
Hot cookies!
344
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:23,660
I don't want things to change.
345
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:27,364
I want my parents back together again.
346
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:30,434
Mom in the kitchen and Dad in the den,
347
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,702
his hair in the bedroom.
348
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,207
Daddy, come out of there.
349
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,610
What are you doing in there?
350
00:18:39,677 --> 00:18:40,744
Me.
351
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,249
Ma. In the bathroom?
352
00:18:46,317 --> 00:18:50,353
Well, it is the room he
feels the most comfortable in.
353
00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:54,490
Geez, spare me the details.
354
00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:56,225
I'm just happy that you and Daddy
355
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,695
got together again and made up.
356
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,730
Twice.
357
00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:03,633
Thank you for your hospitality, Nettie.
358
00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:05,268
Tramp.
359
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:09,239
You better believe it.
360
00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:15,511
Mr. Sheffield, I'm home!
361
00:19:15,579 --> 00:19:19,216
Oh, thank God, nothing ever changes here.
362
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:23,420
Where are you, my dependable, stable,
363
00:19:23,488 --> 00:19:27,357
Rock of Gibraltar, stodgy, uptight,
364
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:29,292
totally predictable...
365
00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:41,504
Oh, my God!
366
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,841
Is that my blouse?
367
00:19:47,678 --> 00:19:50,480
Dad? Dad, there's this really
great party tonight and...
368
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:51,715
Okay, it might last until 3:00 a.m.
369
00:19:51,783 --> 00:19:53,316
But before you start yelling and calling me
370
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:54,651
"young lady" and forbidding me to go...
371
00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:56,386
Of course, Margaret, go ahead.
372
00:19:56,453 --> 00:19:58,254
Have a wonderful time.
373
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,623
Oh, Dad, you're so strict.
You never let me do anything.
374
00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:03,560
All my friends are... what'd you say?
375
00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:06,830
I'm cool.
376
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:11,635
I don't want to dis your plans.
377
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,439
Do you know why I'm doing this?
378
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,209
You're toasted?
379
00:20:20,878 --> 00:20:22,446
No.
380
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,782
Well, perhaps I'm not quite as predictable
381
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,152
as some people like to think I am.
382
00:20:29,219 --> 00:20:31,021
- Margaret?
- See you.
383
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,992
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I
know what you're doing,
384
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,929
and believe me, I'm very flattered,
385
00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:41,365
but don't go changing to try and please me.
386
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,201
No, Miss Fine. You were right.
387
00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:47,303
I was far too boring.
388
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,240
I need to mix it up. Keep 'em guessing.
389
00:20:51,308 --> 00:20:54,444
No. I miss boring.
390
00:20:54,511 --> 00:20:58,181
I want it. I need it. I gotta have it.
391
00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:07,724
At the risk of slipping
into my old routine,
392
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:09,892
what the devil are you
talking about, Miss Fine?
393
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,627
I thought you wanted me to change.
394
00:21:11,696 --> 00:21:14,831
Change a little. A little is good.
395
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,300
It's like Michael Jackson's face.
396
00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,273
Should have stopped after Thriller.
397
00:21:28,178 --> 00:21:32,015
Well, I happen to like the new me.
398
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,283
Oh, come on, you don't want Maggie
399
00:21:34,351 --> 00:21:36,252
going to that wild, out-of-control party
400
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,990
any more than I want Gracie
going on a play date by herself.
401
00:21:40,057 --> 00:21:41,958
Oh, I'm fine with Margaret going.
402
00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:43,493
Till 3:00 in the morning?
403
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,795
- She's an adult.
- With a strange boy?
404
00:21:45,863 --> 00:21:47,597
I trust her.
405
00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:48,832
He's a Kennedy.
406
00:21:48,899 --> 00:21:50,967
Margaret!
407
00:21:51,035 --> 00:21:52,502
How could you let me do this?
408
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:54,671
- Well, I was gonna say...
- Look at me.
409
00:21:54,738 --> 00:21:58,441
I'm dressed like Doc bloody Severance
410
00:21:58,509 --> 00:22:02,611
with my Friday tie on a Tuesday!
411
00:22:02,679 --> 00:22:05,782
Life with you is the most
convoluted, exasperated...
412
00:22:05,849 --> 00:22:07,917
Go ahead and yell.
413
00:22:07,985 --> 00:22:10,120
That's stable. That's healthy.
414
00:22:15,226 --> 00:22:17,894
Hello, Mrs. Lombardi, is Gracie there?
415
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,629
Oh, no. Let her play. Let her play.
416
00:22:19,697 --> 00:22:22,465
Uh, yeah. Just tell her
that the doctor called.
417
00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,867
It definitely is chicken
pox, and not to scratch her...
418
00:22:24,935 --> 00:22:27,103
Oh, you want me to come by and pick her up?
419
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,905
I'll be right over.
420
00:22:30,675 --> 00:22:32,809
Coming, baby.
421
00:22:35,952 --> 00:22:45,952
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