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Oh, it's a valentine from Ma.
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How do you know?
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Look, there's a Lee Press-On
Nail stuck in the truffle.
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So, Fran, how come you
don't like Valentine's Day?
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Oh, you know, everybody
makes such a big deal
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about it being the most
romantic day of the year.
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Meanwhile, I think it's
very commercialized,
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and I just don't buy into it.
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Oh! I got a date for Valentine's Day!
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Oh, you know, it's the most
romantic day of the year.
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Oh, what is it with
girls and Valentine's Day?
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They send you those stupid cards,
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and then they expect you to, like,
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talk to them and ask them out.
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Well, I'm not doing it.
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No one sent you a card?
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No.
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How about you, Tommy?
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Well, we're friends and stuff,
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but I don't think I should
be sending him a valentine.
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No.
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Honey, I... I meant,
do you have a valentine?
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Oh, well, there is a
girl that I sort of like,
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but I think she might be
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a little bit out of my league.
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She is.
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So, Fran, who's your date with?
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Oh, well, remember that really cute guy,
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Jeff, the cop that I went out with once?
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Oh, was that the date you had
when I was in the third grade
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or the one you had when
I was in the fourth?
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You wanna make it to the fifth?
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* She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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Knock-knock. Happy Monday before
Valentine's Day, Mr. Sheffield.
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Care for a chocolate?
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That's caramel. That's nougat. That's mint.
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How do you know what's in them?
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I'm psychic.
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Don't turn them over.
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Miss Fine, could this sudden
exuberance for the holiday
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have something to do with the fact
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that you actually have a date this year?
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Oh, please, come on, what do you... yeah.
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What are you doing for the holiday?
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Well, I'll be working.
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I don't go in for all this Valentine's
Day racket. It's... it's so commercial.
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I used to feel that way, too.
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In fact, not 10 minutes ago.
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♪ What a difference a date makes ♪
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Good morning, everyone,
isn't it a fabulous day?
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Oh, look, Miss Babcock's
even in the spirit of it.
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You bet I am.
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They finally evicted that old lady
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in the apartment next to mine.
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We started breaking through
the bedroom wall this morning.
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A bigger bedroom.
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Aren't we being a glutton for punishment?
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Oh, don't you have something to wax?
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I put that question to you.
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Mr. Sheffield, I hate to think about
you sitting here all by yourself.
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You should be with someone
you love on Valentine's Day.
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Well, I appreciate your concern, Miss Fine,
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but truthfully, there's no one
I care enough about right now
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to spend Valentine's Day with.
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Oh, good news. You got the day off.
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You know, you're never gonna meet
someone unless you take a chance.
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It doesn't matter who it is.
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Just put yourself out there.
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Well, I suppose there is that lady
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from the Shubert Organization.
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- Her?
- Her?
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Oh, the redhead, sir?
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- If she ever gets those roots done.
- Quite a figure, eh, Niles?
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She should lipo her butt.
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Oh, no. She's lovely.
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It's a very good choice.
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Yeah, you know, the thing is you just
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do something romantic, ask someone out.
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The redhead is fine.
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With that tuchus, I'm
sure she likes ice cream.
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Fran, look at all these people.
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We're never gonna get on the first bus.
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Oh, don't worry. I'll take care of that.
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Can you believe that gorgeous
two-bedroom apartment on the corner there
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for only 400 bucks a month?
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Oh, Val, could you believe
how stupid those people... Val!
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There is no apartment, is there?
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Good, Val.
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Oh, I knew. I knew.
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Cause $400 a month is
really good for two bedrooms.
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- Did it have a French...
- No, Val!
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Gee, I hope I have exact change.
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Oh, what's this?
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Looky, a Valentine's card.
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"Dear Miss Fine, won't you be my valentine?
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Meet me at the Sutton
Ice Cream Parlor at 3:00
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on the most romantic day of the year.
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Love, your secret admirer."
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Oh, an anonymous valentine
signed "Secret admirer."
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Who's it from?
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Val, you know, there was a wood-burning
fireplace in that apartment.
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Val, look, it says, "Dear Miss Fine."
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This is either from Mr. Sheffield,
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or our old high school
principal hasn't gotten over me
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wearing that tube top to Earth Day.
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Come on, Fran, Mr. Sheffield
sent you a valentine?
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That's unbelievable.
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I know, isn't...
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No, it's not.
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I'm the one that put the
whole idea in his head.
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I'm the one that told him to take the girl
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with the big bun out for ice cream.
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Listen, Flabbio,
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I want to be alone with Maxwell tonight.
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What's it gonna cost me
to make you disappear?
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Try 50 bucks.
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Done.
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Okay.
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No, it didn't work. I'm still here.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
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would it be too forward of
me to say, "Whoa, baby girl"?
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- You like?
- Mmm-hmm.
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You know, this is the
most fabulous dress I own.
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I only wear it when I have a very hot date.
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You know, Mr. Sheffield asked
me out for Valentine's Day.
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That's impossible.
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Why does everybody find
that so hard to believe?
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Well, it's just that he
always tells me everything.
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Don't you mean you read
his mail, listen at the door
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and eavesdrop on the intercom?
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Well, for backup.
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I can't believe he left me out of the loop.
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I don't care for this at all.
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Niles, any calls for me while I was out?
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Maybe yes, maybe no.
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Oh, Miss Fine, that is one sexy outfit.
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Oh, well, you know, I've got a hot date.
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Well, he's gonna be a very lucky man.
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Isn't someone being Mr. Optimism?
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Fran, I need you to help
me think of an excuse.
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I've made two dates for Valentine's
Day, and I've got to break one.
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Honey, shame on you.
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You know how many girls
are out there starving?
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Now, you're gonna finish those two dates,
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and I don't want to hear
another word about it.
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Huh. Can you believe that kid?
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I should have two dates on Valentine's Day.
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What time are you meeting
Mr. Sheffield at Sutton's?
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- 3:00.
- Hmm.
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And what time are you
meeting Jeff at Dominique's?
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2:30. Oh, my God, Jeff! What's this for?
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Well, you can't keep them both.
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It'll take you 20 minutes
to get across town,
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and no one can eat a full
five-course meal in under 10 minutes.
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You obviously have never broken
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the Yom Kippur fast at my mother's house.
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Oh, hi, Jeff.
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Thank you. You, too. Just lucky.
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What?
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Well, weren't you gonna say
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great dress, good to see you,
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and where'd you ever find a
purse to match those shoes?
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Let's order.
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- All right, now, Fran.
- Yes?
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You know, I got the whole afternoon off
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'cause I thought we'd have a
nice, leisurely, romantic lunch.
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Absolutely. Waiter!
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How long does it take
to make the capellini?
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I recommend the tri-color
fusilli con fruta del mare...
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You know, that even takes too long to say.
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Sghettis. Vamatos. Vamatos.
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Fran, do you have some other place to be?
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No, of course not. There's no place
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I'd rather be than right here with you.
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* Oh, one last kiss
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* Give me one last kiss
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* It never felt like this
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* No, never felt like this
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* You know I need your love
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* Oh, oh, oh!
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* Oh, give me one last kiss
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Can I get you anything while you wait?
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Oh, please, I'm stuffed.
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Oh, I see you've got a minimum.
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All right. You might as well
bring me the Mount McKinley.
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You know, you don't have to
order. We're not that busy.
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Oh, that's okay. I wouldn't
want you to get into trouble.
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No. Really, it's okay.
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Rules are rules, honey.
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Don't be stingy on the nuts.
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There's a gentleman here for you,
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and he'd like you to close your eyes.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, didn't we shave close today.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Oh, Tommy. Oh, that's so sweet.
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But, you know, if you don't mind,
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I'm waiting for Mr. Sheffield,
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and he ain't coming because
you're my secret admirer.
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Yeah.
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Honey, I'm... I'm very flattered.
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If only you weren't 14.
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You know, we're six years apart.
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Val, Val, I gotta stop
Mr. Sheffield's valentine
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before I make a total fool of myself.
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Why? Well, remember when you suggested
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that I give him a really big card?
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Well, I think I might have
gone a little overboard.
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Val, I hope you bought enough paint,
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'cause we're really gonna have to paint
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over the entire billboard.
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Why do you always have to
go over the top with men?
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I don't know.
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Ordinarily, I'm not a flashy person.
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You know me. Less is more.
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Now, come on, let's go before he gets
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a look at that thing on his way to work.
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Well, I'm off to the theatre.
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The theatre where your show is at?
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No. The theatre where they're
showing that talking pig film.
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You know, every time I see
it, I discover new things...
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Of course the theatre where my show is!
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Your 4:00 meeting is
waiting in your office.
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Oh, Niles, I completely forgot it.
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Who's it with again?
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You have your secrets. I have mine.
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Just what is your bloody problem?
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Well, if you don't know,
I'm not going to tell you.
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You are such a baby.
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- Am not.
- Are, too.
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Good. This ought to buy us some time.
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Let's get out of here.
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Oh, you're back.
252
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So, how was your secret admirer?
253
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Did he smell good?
254
00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:15,307
I mean, I did tell him
to shower after gym class.
255
00:14:16,309 --> 00:14:18,077
Oh! You knew about this?
256
00:14:18,144 --> 00:14:20,278
Yep.
257
00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:23,749
Pretty funny. Well, guess who's
picking you up from school tomorrow?
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My mother.
259
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,254
So?
260
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Straight from Jazzersize
in her thong leotard.
261
00:14:36,762 --> 00:14:39,565
And you know, she don't
wait outside neither.
262
00:14:39,632 --> 00:14:43,669
She'll want to come in and
meet all your little friends.
263
00:14:45,705 --> 00:14:47,706
So?
264
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Maybe she'll even do her flash dance.
265
00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:54,446
You know, she's a maniac!
266
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No! I'm sorry. I'll be a good boy.
267
00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:02,521
Oh, well, it is too late for that, mister.
268
00:15:02,588 --> 00:15:04,656
You better start watching your back
269
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and sleeping with one eye opened,
270
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and brush your teeth after every meal!
271
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,464
What? I'm still his nanny.
272
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Val, remind me next time
to say it with flowers.
273
00:15:32,952 --> 00:15:35,120
I don't know, Fran. I don't
see what the big deal is.
274
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I mean, I think it was a very nice gesture.
275
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:41,360
Val, if he didn't send me a valentine card,
276
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then it's gonna seem like
the act of a desperate woman.
277
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:46,498
Yeah?
278
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:49,134
Well, if Mr. Sheffield
takes one look at this,
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he's gonna think that I'm in love with him.
280
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:52,537
Aren't you?
281
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,172
Not if he ain't in love with me!
282
00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:59,043
Now, come on, let's get started here.
283
00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:01,946
Wow! Look at the view from up here.
284
00:16:02,014 --> 00:16:04,182
You could see halfway to Jersey.
285
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,085
Wow! You can see all the
way into that apartment.
286
00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:10,221
(BOTH GROWLING)
287
00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:16,428
They rolled down onto the floor.
288
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:27,272
Okay. There they are.
289
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,812
I am sorry,
290
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,215
but all men look great
in a Lone Ranger mask.
291
00:16:39,719 --> 00:16:40,953
Oh, baby.
292
00:16:42,055 --> 00:16:43,455
Oh, okay.
293
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:45,690
You know what? Let's get
started. Let's do it already.
294
00:16:46,393 --> 00:16:47,626
Where's the paint?
295
00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:48,861
It's down there.
296
00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:50,295
Why?
297
00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:54,165
Well, you were in such a
rush to get up here, I...
298
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:56,735
It doesn't matter!
299
00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:01,539
Let's just go down and get it.
300
00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,975
Now, unlock your lever when I say "Three."
301
00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:05,978
Have you got that, Val? Three.
302
00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:09,481
(VAL SCREAMING)
303
00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:13,452
No, Val!
304
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,854
VAL: I'm okay!
305
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:18,990
I landed in someone's terrace garden!
306
00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:24,295
Oh, there's a party
inside. Lots of cute guys.
307
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,932
Get help!
308
00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:30,702
And phone numbers!
309
00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:35,607
In fact, there's no girls, just cute guys!
310
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Get recipes.
311
00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:47,619
Niles, Andrew Lloyd Webber just called.
312
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:50,455
It appears I have a 40-foot valentine
313
00:17:50,523 --> 00:17:54,226
from Miss Fine on a
billboard in Times Square.
314
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:55,627
Isn't that amazing?
315
00:17:55,694 --> 00:17:57,595
Yes. He's a very busy man.
316
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,700
He's got Cats and Phantom and Sunset...
317
00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:03,768
Not that he called!
318
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,172
Do you have any idea
why Miss Fine did this?
319
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,573
What's it worth to you?
320
00:18:08,641 --> 00:18:10,342
- Your job.
- Here's the scoop.
321
00:18:12,678 --> 00:18:13,912
Miss Fine got a valentine
322
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,914
from a secret admirer
to meet her at Sutton's
323
00:18:15,982 --> 00:18:17,315
and thought it was you.
324
00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:19,051
Who was it from?
325
00:18:19,118 --> 00:18:21,219
Brighton's friend, Tommy Altman.
326
00:18:26,326 --> 00:18:27,860
Did... did she go?
327
00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:29,294
(BOTH LAUGHING)
328
00:18:31,797 --> 00:18:34,866
Oh, no, no. Really, Niles. It's very sweet.
329
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,869
I mean, no one's ever done
anything like that for me before.
330
00:18:37,937 --> 00:18:39,805
- And what have I done for her?
- Oh, the usual.
331
00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:41,673
Belittle her Valentine Day spirit
332
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,675
and crush her heart beyond repair.
333
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:46,612
She said that?
334
00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:47,679
No. I just threw that last part in
335
00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:49,580
'cause you called me a baby.
336
00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:55,520
All right. So where is she now?
337
00:18:55,587 --> 00:18:57,588
Well, she was so embarrassed
that she got you a billboard
338
00:18:57,656 --> 00:18:59,191
and you did nothing for her
339
00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:01,159
that she'll probably be up
there all night painting it over.
340
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:05,329
Oh, that is one miserable way
of spending Valentine's Day.
341
00:19:05,397 --> 00:19:06,598
Hello, hello.
342
00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:07,599
And here's another.
343
00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:16,741
Happy Valentine's Day, Maxwell.
344
00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,243
I thought while we were working,
345
00:19:18,311 --> 00:19:20,779
you might want something to nibble on.
346
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:27,619
Oh, C.C. This basket is perfect!
347
00:19:29,154 --> 00:19:31,923
Oh, Maxwell,
348
00:19:31,991 --> 00:19:34,493
perhaps you should dim the lights.
349
00:19:40,699 --> 00:19:42,767
C.C.: Maxwell...
350
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:45,370
Maxwell?
351
00:19:47,673 --> 00:19:50,609
Niles!
352
00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:57,149
Oh, my God!
353
00:19:58,151 --> 00:20:02,521
No one is going to believe this.
354
00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:05,623
How long can those two keep going?
355
00:20:08,528 --> 00:20:09,994
Miss Fine!
356
00:20:10,062 --> 00:20:12,898
Mr. Sheffield, what are you doing here?
357
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:15,133
Niles told me about the sign.
358
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,635
What sign?
359
00:20:18,972 --> 00:20:21,472
It was a lovely thought, Miss Fine.
360
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:25,109
Care to join me for a picnic?
361
00:20:25,178 --> 00:20:30,315
Here? And now? On this billboard?
362
00:20:30,382 --> 00:20:33,652
Well, we've certainly...
363
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,120
certainly got the view.
364
00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:36,221
Yeah.
365
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:42,160
Oh, good Lord! Don't look, Miss Fine.
366
00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:44,496
I'm so embarrassed.
367
00:20:46,399 --> 00:20:48,767
You know, Miss Fine, you were right.
368
00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:53,605
It appears I had forgotten the
real meaning of Valentine's Day.
369
00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:57,442
But seeing it all from up here
370
00:20:57,510 --> 00:21:01,513
reminds me again of what it's all about.
371
00:21:01,581 --> 00:21:03,248
I'm over here, Mr. Sheffield.
372
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:07,718
Oh, right. Well, I...
I meant the billboard.
373
00:21:07,786 --> 00:21:10,855
You know, Miss Fine,
it's... it's been a long time
374
00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:13,691
since anyone's made me feel...
375
00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:16,461
well, quite like this.
376
00:21:16,929 --> 00:21:18,496
Oh.
377
00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:21,532
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. Sheffield.
378
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,670
Happy Valentine's Day, Miss Fine.
379
00:21:26,439 --> 00:21:28,740
(SIREN WAILING)
380
00:21:31,177 --> 00:21:34,145
OFFICER: Don't panic.
We're here to rescue you.
381
00:21:40,146 --> 00:21:50,146
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