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Oh, this is for you.
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Your old modeling agency
is having a reunion.
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Oh, look at that.
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Boy, you know, I don't know
how I ever lasted as a model.
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I mean, every week, piling
on all that hair and makeup,
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squishing into those tight clothes.
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I'll tell you, I don't miss it at all.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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- That's Ma.
- How do you know?
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- (OVEN BELL DINGS)
- Pie's done.
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Oh, Fran, I'm so upset.
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I don't even know how I got here.
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Well, I see some Ray's pizza sauce,
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some sauerkraut, and some
sprinkles from Baskin and Robbins.
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I'd say you took the subway to 59th
Street and walked Lexington Avenue.
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Go ahead. Make fun.
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Meanwhile, my life is over.
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Your father is not
attracted to me any more.
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I even tried surprising
him at the door, naked.
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Ma, you didn't.
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I did.
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Meanwhile, you will never see another
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Jehovah's Witness in my building again.
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Ma, why don't you just relax?
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I'm sure it's just a phase.
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Honey, we haven't had
relations in two whole weeks.
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- Two weeks?
- Two weeks?
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Please, tell it to someone who cares.
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I'm crying bitter tears over here.
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So, I've decided to have
some cosmetic surgery.
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I'm having my arms done.
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Look at this.
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It's... it's just like tapioca pudding.
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Ma, that is tapioca pudding.
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* She was working in a
bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to
do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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Well, you know what, Ma?
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Not many people would
trust a plastic surgeon
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whose office is between
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Miller's Outpost and Hickory Farms.
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This doctor did Aunt Ceil,
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and I think she looks like a work of art.
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Yeah, Ma, a Picasso.
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Fran, I'm gonna go pick up
something at Brooks Brothers.
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Why? What do you need there?
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The tie salesman.
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I'll tell you, if I died tomorrow,
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I'd feel like I accomplished something.
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I'll meet you at the shoe store.
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I'm gonna go cruise the
chicks at the Limited.
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Okay. Oh, B, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Your wallet's sticking out.
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All your cash is showing.
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Oh, no. That's right.
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That's for when they
tell me to take a hike.
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I want it to hurt real bad.
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You want to go with your
sister or your brother?
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No. I love a doctor's office.
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The smell, the magazines, the drama!
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It makes me feel so alive.
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Oh, isn't she adorable?
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The kid is weird.
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Ladies,
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I'm Dr. Roberts.
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Now, who's the patient?
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Oh, I like him already.
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How old do you think I am?
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I don't know. Well, 55?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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I'm 50.
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That's because I can't go to me.
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Doctor, can you make me look like this?
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Linda Evangelista, Ma? He's not Dr. Bombay.
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Ladies, nothing is impossible.
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You have insurance, right?
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Own your own home?
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Now, Ma,
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don't get carried away.
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He's gonna try and talk you into
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a bunch of stuff you really don't need.
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Now, you're a beautiful woman.
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I hope when I'm you're
age, I look like you.
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You will.
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What do you mean?
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Aging is determined by your genes.
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Look at the bone
structure, look at the jaw,
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look at the eyes, the lips.
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Behold, the future.
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Can't something be done?
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Oh, calm down.
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That's what I'm here for,
to prevent the inevitable.
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Chocolate?
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Enjoy it today. We can
suck it out tomorrow.
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Oh, Fran, you've got to read this.
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Do you know what happens
when you get as old as you?
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You lose your tolerance
for little children?
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No. Your feet get bigger.
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Actually, everything keeps growing,
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your nose, your ears, your feet.
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Your tush. It grows like a weed.
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Yeah. But you can't control that.
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That's glandular.
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There's nothing you can do about glands.
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You cannot help that.
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Have another chocolate.
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Thank you.
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Oh, these are gorgeous.
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Oh, I can't afford them.
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Fran, you know, we wear the same size.
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I can put these on Dad's charge for me,
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and you could... borrow them.
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Don't tell the others,
but you're my favorite.
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Fran, my feet grew a whole size!
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Remember what that doctor said?
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I'm getting old.
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I'm turning into your mother!
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Sweetie, sweetie, relax.
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Let's talk about it. I'm here for you.
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Get me these in a seven.
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Gracie, getting older can be very exciting.
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I mean, change and growth could
be something to look forward to.
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They're too small. You need an eight.
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I don't think so.
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Miss...
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They're fine, very comfy, like slippers.
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Oh, Niles, you don't
know how lucky you are.
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And, look, you still
got such nice small feet.
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Say, you know what that means, don't you?
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Never mind.
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In England, we go by the hands.
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What you doing, honey?
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Looking at pictures of
myself when I was young.
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Look at how tight my skin was.
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Nothing sagged.
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Oh, I don't know. Those diapers
look like they're hanging pretty low.
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Fran, I don't want to get older.
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Oh, what are you complaining about?
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I'm the one with the
size-eight foot in the grave.
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Fran, are you a lot older than me?
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Well, let's put it this way.
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When you're 20, I'll be 40.
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When you're 30, I'll be 40.
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And when you're 40, you'll
understand why I'm still 40.
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It's the new math. Learn it.
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Miss Fine, did you get shorter?
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Oh, no. I'm aging, and now I'm shrinking?
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You know, it's genetic, too.
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I had a great-aunt that would
come in through the doggy door.
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Oh, wait. Look, I'm wearing my slippers.
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My feet were killing me.
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Some stupid salesman
sold me a pair of shoes
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that must have been mismarked.
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Maybe your feet have gotten bigger.
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You know, when you get
older, they tend to...
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I don't think so.
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Fortunately, the Babcock
women age gracefully.
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Well, you've always been a rebel.
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Miss Fine, everyone's
looks fade eventually.
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It's... it's what's inside
a person that really matters.
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What kind of a bizarre
world are you living in?
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With age comes wisdom.
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Yeah. And for a man,
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wisdom and a 20-year-old bimbo.
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Well, he didn't say life was fair.
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I am serious. My foot went up a whole size.
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And Ma's doctor said that as you get older,
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your appendages keep growing.
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More good news for men.
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Why are women so vain?
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Oh, I guess you're right.
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I mean, look, you're not
the least bit concerned
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about that little bald spot right
there on the back of your head.
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What?
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Oh, you know, it's nothing. Nothing.
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Just, well, when you go out in the sun,
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you might want to smear a little
Coppertone on it. That's all.
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Stop! Get me a mirror. Quick! Quick!
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- Get a mirror.
- Oh, would you relax?
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Wasn't it you that just said
it's what's inside that counts?
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I was talking about you. Not me!
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Do... do you know why I'm successful?
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I mean, anyone can throw on a revival,
200
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drag out some old musical,
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but people want to do business
with me because I'm, well, cute.
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Big bushy hair, English accent.
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I'm a one-man mop-top British Invasion.
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Down, Ringo.
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Meanwhile, I'm the one that's got
to go to the big modeling reunion
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with these clodhoppers.
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00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:08,541
Oh, Miss Fine, come on,
you're a beautiful woman.
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No one's gonna be looking at your feet.
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Oh, yeah? I was a foot model.
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I haven't seen these girls in 10 years.
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I don't want them to see
how time has ravaged me.
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I mean, we are talking about
mean, backstabbing, vicious women.
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Then why are you going?
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'Cause they're my friends.
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I am so thankful
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that you insisted on
bringing me to this reunion.
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Anyway, that's the story if anyone asks.
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Oh, look, that's me.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Miss Fine, I had no idea
you were in that commercial
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where the women played basketball in heels.
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Oh, yeah. Although, after
eight hours on that court,
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they may have looked like a pump,
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but they stunk like a sneaker.
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- So, are you a little more relaxed now?
- Mmm.
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You know, you are by far the
most beautiful woman in the room.
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Oh, how sweet.
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Good reading. A little
louder. Nobody heard you.
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Ladies, can we all get
together for a group shot?
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Oh, hide me. Hide me.
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I don't want to take any pictures.
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Fran, you look gorgeous.
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Girls, girls, pictures, pictures. Come on.
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Okay, ladies, lift those dresses.
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Let's see some feet.
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(ALL GASPING)
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What? What?
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No!
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No. No. No. No.
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Miss Fine. Miss Fine. Wake up.
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Were you having that
Streisand's retiring dream again?
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No. No. I... and don't even say that.
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It puts it out there.
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Miss Fine, you're shaking. Calm down.
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Oh, I dreamt about the reunion.
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I went, as planned.
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I looked gorgeous, as planned.
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I was even five pounds thinner,
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just a little bonus from my subconscious.
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Then I looked down at my
feet and they were huge.
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Oh, Miss Fine, your... your
feet are beautiful.
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You are beautiful.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield... huh?
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Miss Fine, the children all
have plans for this evening.
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You're telling me this because...
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Which... which leaves you and me free.
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To?
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Fran. Oh, Fran, Fran...
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Fran, Fran, Fran.
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Oh, no. Ma!
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Go away. I've got to get back to sleep.
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Fran, this is very important.
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Ma, believe me, this is
both our dreams coming true.
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Go away.
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Fran, wake up. I have wonderful news.
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I'm not having my arms done.
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I've decided to grow old
gracefully, with dignity and honor.
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The insurance didn't cover it?
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No.
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Daddy's policy doesn't
cover elective surgery.
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I have to be in our home
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and run over by farm equipment.
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You know, Ma, I'd love to sit
here and talk to you all day,
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but I've got something very important
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that I've got to finish. Good night.
278
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Niles, that bloody drain in my
bathroom's all stopped up again.
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Isn't it your job to keep it clean?
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Oh, sir, I don't think of it as just a job.
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It's more like a calling.
282
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Well, how about calling a bloody plumber
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to find out what's clogging it?
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What do you think is clogging it, sir?
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Just off the top of your head?
286
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I am not losing my hair!
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Oh, of course not, sir.
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It's thick and luxurious and does
that great flippy thing in the front.
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Can it, Niles. I'm not in
the mood for cheap flattery.
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I was just thinking
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that it's looking like Pierce Brosnan's.
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Really?
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You know, a couple of
people have told me that.
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Because, you know, I
think Miss Fine made it up
295
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that your hair is thinning
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because you weren't
sympathetic to her problem.
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That's because she doesn't
have a bloody problem!
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Look, Niles, she's a
young, beautiful woman.
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What do I have to do to
convince her she's desirable?
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Oh, sir, I'm sure you'll
think of something.
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I mean, after all, you're
a man, she's a woman.
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Fill in the blanks.
303
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The children are at school.
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She's lying on the sofa.
305
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And if all else fails,
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what would Pierce Brosnan do?
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Miss Fine, Miss Fine, wake up.
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Oh, good. It worked. I'm back.
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Miss Fine,
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did you pick up my blue
suit from the cleaners?
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Mr. Sheffield, I'm sorry.
312
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I... I... I don't usually
sleep during the day.
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Well, yeah, I do, but you
don't usually catch me.
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Miss Fine, I don't know
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what you're so upset
about this reunion for.
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You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
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Your feet are beautiful.
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You are beautiful.
319
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield... huh?
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You know, the children all
have plans for this evening.
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Oh, my God!
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Wait a minute.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Okay. Go ahead.
325
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I just thought, with the house empty,
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that would leave you and me free to...
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To?
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To go to the reunion together.
329
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The reunion?
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That's not the way it went.
331
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Go back! Go back!
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Fran. Fran.
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Not that far. Not that far.
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Oh, it's a beautiful night, isn't it?
335
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- Mmm-hmm.
- I'm so glad we didn't go right in.
336
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, thank you so
much for taking me to the reunion.
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I had a fabulous time.
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I did, too.
339
00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:32,677
Did you know all your girlfriends
are under the impression
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that I was your husband?
341
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Gee, I wonder what kind of a nut
342
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would spread a rumor like that?
343
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Isn't it amazing how old everybody looked?
344
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And yet I look exactly the same.
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I know what you mean. You know,
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every morning when I look in the mirror,
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I still see the face of a man in his 20s.
348
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That's funny.
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Every morning when I look in the mirror,
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I hope to see the face of a man in his 20s.
351
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Oh, let's face it, Miss
Fine, age is irrelevant.
352
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It's just a state of mind.
353
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Absolutely.
354
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It's how young you feel that counts.
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(GROANING)
356
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Maxwell!
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C.C., what on earth...
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What?
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I... I wasn't, uh, waiting up to see
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what time you two got home.
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I... I just stopped by...
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after the...
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Theater.
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Yes.
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Where I saw...
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Victor/Victoria.
368
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Right.
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00:20:48,188 --> 00:20:50,689
Well, I have to run. I have a date.
370
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I hope it's in the Village.
371
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,969
Oh, hello, sweetheart,
what are you doing still up?
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I can't sleep. I'm obsessing
about getting old and dying.
373
00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:13,211
Oh, sweetie, that's not gonna
happen for a very long time.
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Not me. You.
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Me? Oh, honey.
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I'm not going anywhere until
I've got a house in Great Neck,
377
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a couple of kids,
378
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and a husband waiting outside
the Loehmann's dressing room.
379
00:21:27,427 --> 00:21:29,695
See, sweetheart? She'll be here forever.
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