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Oh, Niles, good.
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Look, I know it's your day
off, but I need you to work.
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I need you to run this ad copy
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- down to John Kennedy's office for me.
- All right.
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John John?
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You know, it's his day off.
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Would you stop being such a slave driver?
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I'll take it to him.
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And what's more, I'll make sure
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that John John signs for it personally.
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Oh, that isn't necessary, Miss Fine.
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Oh, yes, it is.
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Who's coming over?
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Elizabeth Taylor.
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Oh, beautifully executed, sir.
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- Where's Mr. Kennedy?
- In Singapore.
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Think she'll wait for him?
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Very good, sir. Very, very good.
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Boys, boys, boys.
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Now, do you think that my mother
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gave birth to a dummy 25 years ago?
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You two wouldn't let me near
George Kennedy, let alone John.
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Now who's coming over here?
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Well, it doesn't really matter, Miss Fine,
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because you are not going
to meet her, him or it.
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Oh, you know, I cannot believe
that you don't trust me.
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I mean, I sit here cooped
up in the house all day long.
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You never introduce me to any
of the stars that you know.
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You never let me in any of your shows.
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I have a good mind to go
get Little Ricky and, oh...
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Nanny Fine,
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I need you to drop off this script
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to Antonio Banderas.
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Forget it, Miss Babcock.
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I already know who's coming
over here this afternoon.
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- C.C...
- You told her about Elizabeth Taylor?
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No. You did.
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Oh, Elizabeth Taylor!
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Oh, when I was a little girl,
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my mother would dress me
up like her for Halloween.
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All that big dark hair and dramatic makeup,
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tight little dress.
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(SIGHING) Oh, I'll tell you,
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the things you can get
away with when you're a kid.
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* She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Miss Taylor.
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(SIGHS)
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Perfect.
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Maxwell, Nanny Fine's in the living room!
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(SHUSHING)
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Miss Fine!
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I'm just seeing the kids off to school.
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They left an hour ago.
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Well, it's a clear day. I can see forever.
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Miss Fine, what are the rules?
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Niles, and only Niles,
is to answer the door.
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I'm to stay away from your office,
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and I'm forbidden to create a diversion
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such as setting a small
but containable fire.
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And no staged emergencies
with the children either.
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Oh, come on.
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Help! I think I broke my arm.
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Save it, honey. We've been busted.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Elizabeth Taylor.
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(THUDDING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Oh, Elizabeth Taylor.
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This is such an honor.
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I'm Fran. Look at the pretty table.
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Keep looking.
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Keep looking.
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Oh, forget it.
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Miss Fine.
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(GROWLING)
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So, are you Maxwell's wife?
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Oh, no. I just work for him.
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Actually, I've never been married.
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Not even once?
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Well, you know, there was one time,
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but then I thought about it...
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(LAUGHING) That was your mistake, dear.
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Shouldn't you tell Maxwell I'm here?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Sure.
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You know what? I'll just buzz him.
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Just buzz him.
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Buzz, buzz.
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Oh, Miss Taylor, I have seen
everything that you've ever done.
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Cleopatra, Virginia Woolf.
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But you know what my favorite was?
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Here's Lucy.
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Oh, I'll tell you, when your ring
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got stuck on her finger...
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You know, I bet you a lot
of people ask you this,
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- but could I just...
- No.
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Okay. Well, I'll just go hang up your coat.
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Ma!
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What are you doing here?
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The boy let me in.
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I've got to meet Elizabeth Taylor!
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Excuse me!
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Over my dead body.
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SYLVIA: If I could meet Elizabeth Taylor,
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I could retire in Florida tomorrow.
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Miss Taylor, I'd like
you to meet my mother.
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Sylvia Fine.
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This meeting bestows an honor upon me
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which is unparalleled within my universe.
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Oh, Maxwell! Thank God.
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Elizabeth.
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Sylvia, Miss Fine. You're fired.
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Elizabeth, I'm so sorry.
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I didn't know you had already arrived.
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Oh, didn't you hear the buzzer?
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No.
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Elizabeth, this is my
associate, C.C. Babcock.
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(GIGGLING) Hello, Elizabeth Taylor.
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I bet she isn't married.
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Well, why don't we step into
my study, have a spot of tea?
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Ah, and here it is.
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Oh, how do you do, Tiss Maylor.
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I'm Biles the nutler.
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That's not right, is it?
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This way, Elizabeth.
Just follow the nutler.
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I'll be right there, Maxwell.
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Oh, Fran, could you do me a massive favor?
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- Yes. Yes.
- I'm wearing these for a photo shoot
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to promote my new
fragrance, "Black Pearls."
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(BOTH SQUEALING)
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- Say, could I...
- No.
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Oh.
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Could you just call a bonded courier
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and have these sent to this address?
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- You're a love.
- Oh, oh, yes, my queen.
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Yes. That call will get made.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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You know, sweetheart, I
wouldn't trust a courier.
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- No?
- Those armed trucks
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just scream, "Rob me. Rob me".
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You know, you're right, Ma.
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I can't trust no bonded
courier professional.
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I'm gonna have to do this myself.
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Oh, I can't believe you hid in the closet.
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To tell you the truth, it wasn't my idea.
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Come on out, Yetta.
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Ah, excuse me.
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Excuse me!
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What?
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You know, it isn't so
much the half-eaten McDLT
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that bothers me so much.
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It's the fact that they
discontinued them in '94.
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Oh, my God! I didn't realize
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I had Princess Caroline
of Monaco in my back seat.
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Forgive me, Your Highness.
I didn't recognize you
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with your new Priscilla Presley hairdo.
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Listen, uh... Cozette?
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Yeah. I'm French.
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You know, there are occupations
that don't depend on tips.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Well, it's just that you're...
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you're a very unpleasant
person, as people go.
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Well, thank you very much.
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If you were trying to hurt my feelings
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you have succeeded. Okay?
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I mean, I have been
having a really hard week,
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a lot of stress, a lot of pain.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I... I had no idea.
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What's his name? What did he do?
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Jean-Claude.
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It's my birthday, right?
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- Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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Do I get perfume?
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- No.
- No.
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Do I get flowers?
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- No.
- No.
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You know, I'm a woman. I'm sensitive.
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I have needs.
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00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,457
Hey, does it say "Wheelchair Crossing"?
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Honey, you know, let me give you
just a little piece of advice.
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I was just talking to my
girlfriend, Elizabeth Taylor.
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Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher
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BOTH: Burton Burton Warner Fortenski?
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No wonder her hips keep breaking down.
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That's a good one. One for you.
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Oh, honey, your mascara's running
just a little bit over there.
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- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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00:12:07,972 --> 00:12:09,973
So, let me just show you something.
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You're gonna get a big kick out of this.
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Red light, sweetie.
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Have you ever seen anything...
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red light, honey.
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Take one look at... red light!
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(HORN BLARING)
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What could be taking that doctor so long?
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Well, she couldn't have
hit her head that badly.
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Her hair alone should act
like a built-in air bag.
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I can't believe my daughter
is lying in a hospital.
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Mmm. This isn't bad.
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I don't know why everyone
complains about the food.
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Don't worry. She's gonna be just fine.
221
00:13:08,532 --> 00:13:10,800
But I have to warn you,
she's not quite all there.
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Oh, no, no. That's normal.
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She bruised her brain and is
experiencing some loss of memory.
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Memory loss?
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Don't worry. It'll come back.
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The same thing happened to me once.
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When?
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When what?
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Her memory will return on its own.
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Just don't force it. You can see her now.
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Maxwell, thank goodness.
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Elizabeth Taylor's
black pearls are missing,
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and the last person who had them...
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C.C., not now.
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Miss Fine is lying in a
hospital bed with amnesia.
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I'll kill her!
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Hi.
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I'm Gracie.
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I'm Brighton.
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00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:03,153
I'm Maggie.
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Wait a minute.
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00:14:04,956 --> 00:14:08,058
You know, this seems familiar to me.
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00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:11,194
Say, did I ever sing on
some Austrian hillside
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with a really butch haircut?
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Everybody out. Out.
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00:14:20,938 --> 00:14:24,607
I have to speak to the
brain-bruised woman in the bed.
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She does need her rest now.
248
00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:30,780
Your family can come back
later and take you home.
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Oh, thank you.
250
00:14:33,651 --> 00:14:36,319
So how are you? How are you feeling?
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00:14:36,387 --> 00:14:38,488
Well, you know, I feel pretty good,
252
00:14:38,555 --> 00:14:40,590
but I think that this bump on the head
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really screwed with my nasal passages.
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I mean, can you imagine
going through life like this?
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Please, please, does...
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does the name Elizabeth
Taylor ring any bells?
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Of course. I remember.
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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I'm Elizabeth Taylor.
261
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,553
No! You're not Elizabeth Taylor!
262
00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:12,388
Bummer.
263
00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:18,694
She doesn't remember.
264
00:15:22,165 --> 00:15:24,200
Who are you?
265
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:26,168
I'm your grandma.
266
00:15:28,072 --> 00:15:29,906
Boy, I'm lucky.
267
00:15:29,973 --> 00:15:33,543
I think everything worked out just
the way I always thought it would.
268
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:36,246
I'm married to a great-looking guy
269
00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:38,548
and I have three gorgeous children.
270
00:15:38,615 --> 00:15:42,184
Oh, honey, you got hit on the head.
271
00:15:42,252 --> 00:15:44,687
You're a little confused.
272
00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:48,525
The two big ones are
from a previous marriage.
273
00:15:58,502 --> 00:16:02,138
Niles, what could she have
done with those bloody pearls?
274
00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:05,241
Is there any sign of Miss
Fine's memory returning?
275
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:07,143
Well, she couldn't find her room,
276
00:16:07,211 --> 00:16:09,045
but she was able to recall the numbers
277
00:16:09,112 --> 00:16:11,281
on your American Express Gold Card.
278
00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:18,321
And your mother's maiden name.
279
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:22,525
Oh, here, try to relax, sir. There.
280
00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:25,661
I'll have your brandy and cigar.
281
00:16:25,729 --> 00:16:27,597
Waiting for me when I get out?
282
00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:29,499
Um... yeah.
283
00:17:01,932 --> 00:17:04,267
Hi, hubby.
284
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:10,206
Oh, dear God in heaven!
285
00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:14,244
Oh, sweetie, I don't remember
much about our married life,
286
00:17:14,311 --> 00:17:16,712
but I figure there's got to be a reason
287
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,415
why this tub is big enough for two.
288
00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:25,488
Oh, gee, I wish that would clear up.
289
00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:29,759
Ah, yes, of course, our, um...
290
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:31,827
our married life. Uh...
291
00:17:31,895 --> 00:17:34,096
I... I know I'm not supposed
292
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:37,767
to jar your memory or anything, but, uh...
293
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:40,470
But what?
294
00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:44,407
Happy 10th anniversary, darling.
295
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:50,179
No, no, no, no, no, no! I can't do this.
296
00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:53,416
Look, I'm not your husband.
297
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:56,986
Oh, my God! We're not married?
298
00:17:59,222 --> 00:18:01,357
The truth is I hired you.
299
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:03,025
I'm a hooker?
300
00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:09,164
Well, that explains my shoes.
301
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,436
No, no. You're... you're my nanny.
302
00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,471
You take care of my children.
303
00:18:16,707 --> 00:18:20,076
But I've got style. I've got flair.
304
00:18:20,144 --> 00:18:22,345
How could I become the nanny?
305
00:18:24,715 --> 00:18:27,617
Oh, everything's upside down.
306
00:18:27,685 --> 00:18:31,020
Wait a minute. You're still on
Remington Steele, aren't you?
307
00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:35,658
I am not Pierce Brosnan.
308
00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:42,999
I am Maxwell Sheffield, and
you are my nanny, Fran Fine.
309
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,969
Now, would you please get out of my bath?
310
00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:51,841
Oh, nice try, mister. You get out first.
311
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:55,111
Don't splash me!
312
00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:56,679
Don't. Stop it! Stop it!
313
00:18:56,747 --> 00:18:58,181
Oh! Don't! Stop it! Don't! Don't!
314
00:18:58,249 --> 00:18:59,649
Oh! Oh! Oh!
315
00:18:59,717 --> 00:19:02,017
(BOTH SHOUTING)
316
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:11,193
Excuse me, sir, Miss
Babcock's on the phone for you,
317
00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:14,063
but I'll just tell her
you'll call right back
318
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:18,568
right after you and Miss
Fine get out of the Jacuzzi.
319
00:19:26,343 --> 00:19:27,510
Morning, sir.
320
00:19:27,578 --> 00:19:28,845
Morning, Niles.
321
00:19:28,912 --> 00:19:32,014
There seems to be a
problem with the phones.
322
00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:34,283
I unplugged them, Niles.
323
00:19:34,351 --> 00:19:37,687
What if Miss Taylor should
call looking for her pearls?
324
00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:41,291
Ah, what if the person who
finds them tries to call?
325
00:19:44,795 --> 00:19:46,563
Plug them back in, Niles.
326
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,299
Got any more bright ideas?
327
00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:55,872
Good morning.
328
00:19:55,939 --> 00:19:58,574
Can I ask you a question?
329
00:19:58,642 --> 00:20:01,244
I have been dressing
like this for three years,
330
00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:03,746
and there's nothing going on between us?
331
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,685
That's right. I'm your employer.
332
00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:10,920
Mmm.
333
00:20:10,988 --> 00:20:13,122
And what is it you do again?
334
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,524
I produce musical theater.
335
00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:17,960
Oh, now it's all making sense to me.
336
00:20:22,499 --> 00:20:25,501
Oh, and you, mister, don't you go anywhere.
337
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:27,603
After breakfast, you're
cleaning up the dishes.
338
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:31,440
It's part of your punishment for
cutting fourth period last Thursday.
339
00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:32,909
That she remembers?
340
00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:40,416
Do you recognize this man?
341
00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:43,319
No. No.
342
00:20:43,387 --> 00:20:45,854
No. No. No.
343
00:20:46,924 --> 00:20:48,391
Who are all those men?
344
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,959
They're your father,
345
00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:54,463
just wearing different hair.
346
00:20:57,902 --> 00:21:00,870
I just can't take this
any more. I got to go.
347
00:21:00,938 --> 00:21:03,706
I'm late for your cousin Rose's wedding.
348
00:21:04,675 --> 00:21:06,242
What?
349
00:21:06,309 --> 00:21:09,612
Rose the nose is getting married before me?
350
00:21:11,869 --> 00:21:13,169
Fran?
351
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:15,852
Ma?
352
00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:22,591
♪ How much is that dress in Macy's window?
353
00:21:25,429 --> 00:21:31,768
♪ Who cares? It'll be
at Loehmann's on sale ♪
354
00:21:32,903 --> 00:21:34,837
Fran, you're back.
355
00:21:34,905 --> 00:21:36,806
Oh, Ma.
356
00:21:39,677 --> 00:21:42,779
Oh, Ma, I don't believe it.
357
00:21:42,846 --> 00:21:45,280
It's all coming back to me now.
358
00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:48,017
I was driving along, and I hit my head,
359
00:21:48,085 --> 00:21:51,187
and I left Elizabeth
Taylor's pearls in the taxi.
360
00:21:51,255 --> 00:21:53,322
And I'm getting out of here.
361
00:21:53,457 --> 00:21:56,359
You lost Elizabeth Taylor's pearls?
362
00:21:56,426 --> 00:21:59,228
Well, you're the one that
told me not to use a courier.
363
00:21:59,296 --> 00:22:01,363
Oh, Miss Fine.
364
00:22:02,132 --> 00:22:03,299
Who are you?
365
00:22:04,901 --> 00:22:07,770
Oh, don't you remember me?
366
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:11,261
Ah, well, you look awfully familiar, but...
367
00:22:11,575 --> 00:22:13,876
Oh, gee, I've met so many people this week.
368
00:22:14,044 --> 00:22:16,478
Oh, come on, think.
369
00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:19,982
Oh, I know. You're that nice,
loving, and forgiving man.
370
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:21,583
Guess again.
371
00:22:21,651 --> 00:22:22,718
(GRUNTING)
372
00:22:22,786 --> 00:22:24,053
You're my employer?
373
00:22:24,121 --> 00:22:25,922
(CHUCKLING) Guess again.
374
00:22:27,457 --> 00:22:29,525
You're my worst nightmare?
375
00:22:29,592 --> 00:22:30,826
You've got it!
376
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:31,927
(SCREAMING)
377
00:22:34,928 --> 00:22:44,928
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