1 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:06,907 I can't believe we're the only two girls 2 00:00:06,975 --> 00:00:09,277 in this sports bar and no one's hitting on us. 3 00:00:09,344 --> 00:00:11,846 What does a girl gotta do to get noticed in here? 4 00:00:11,913 --> 00:00:13,847 (SIGHS) Watch this. 5 00:00:13,915 --> 00:00:15,616 ALL: Hey! Sit down! 6 00:00:15,684 --> 00:00:17,585 (MEN SHOUTING) 7 00:00:17,653 --> 00:00:19,686 Sit down! What are you doing? 8 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,723 Oh, that is it. 9 00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:24,925 You know, I'm giving up on men. 10 00:00:24,993 --> 00:00:27,060 I'm giving up. And I'm very content. 11 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:31,198 I... I have three beautiful children, a gorgeous home, a great guy. 12 00:00:31,266 --> 00:00:32,633 So, I don't have a sex life. 13 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:35,503 Believe me, I can hold out longer than Lisa Marie. 14 00:00:36,705 --> 00:00:37,905 Oh, my God. 15 00:00:37,973 --> 00:00:40,641 There's a gorgeous guy cruising us. 16 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:42,475 Well, Val, he's all yours. 17 00:00:42,577 --> 00:00:43,910 He's coming this way. 18 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:47,815 Val, I'm telling you, my dating days are over. 19 00:00:47,883 --> 00:00:51,418 Hi. I'm Mike LaVoe. I play with the New York Rangers. 20 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,888 Would you like to go out with me sometime? 21 00:00:53,955 --> 00:00:55,455 Yes, I would. 22 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:58,893 How's Friday? 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,360 Thursday's sooner. 24 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,664 I need the address. 25 00:01:03,732 --> 00:01:04,832 Get a pen. 26 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,204 Fran, what happened to living like a nun? 27 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:13,507 I pictured you climbing every mountain, fording every stream. 28 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,277 Well, I followed every Ranger till I found my dream. 29 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,012 Meanwhile, we're out of popcorn. 30 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,948 Oh, let me. 31 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:22,282 (MEN SHOUTING) 32 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:29,490 * She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens 33 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:30,924 * 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out 34 00:01:30,992 --> 00:01:32,559 * in one of those crushing scenes 35 00:01:32,627 --> 00:01:34,528 * What was she to do? Where was she to go? 36 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:37,797 * She was out on her fanny 37 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,367 * So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door 38 00:01:40,435 --> 00:01:42,937 * She was there to sell makeup, but the father saw more 39 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:45,205 * She had style! She had flair! She was there! 40 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:48,776 * That's how she became the nanny! 41 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:51,612 * Who would have guessed that the girl we've described 42 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,047 * was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? 43 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:55,415 * Now the father finds her beguiling 44 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:56,783 * Watch out, C.C.! 45 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:58,018 * And the kids are actually smiling 46 00:01:58,086 --> 00:01:59,520 * Such joie de vivre! 47 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:04,959 * She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan 48 00:02:05,026 --> 00:02:07,127 * The flashy girl from Flushing 49 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,163 * The nanny named Fran! 50 00:02:09,164 --> 00:02:11,111 - provided by icephoenix / corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 51 00:02:16,705 --> 00:02:19,807 Fran, how come Dad won't let me go out on school nights, 52 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:22,242 but you can go out when you're supposed to be working? 53 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,645 Honey, I'm an adult. 54 00:02:24,713 --> 00:02:27,348 I don't need to ask your father for permission. 55 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,684 Oh, I left the shower running. I'm in there, if he asks. 56 00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:33,087 MAXWELL: Miss Fine. 57 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,621 She's in the shower. 58 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,357 (EXCLAIMS) 59 00:02:39,261 --> 00:02:41,194 Oh, sweetie, it's okay. 60 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,297 I shouldn't have asked you to lie for me anyway. 61 00:02:43,365 --> 00:02:47,067 I should have coughed up the two extra bucks for Brighton. 62 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,569 Now, listen, Mr. Sheffield, 63 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,737 if you're gonna try and talk me out of going out tonight... 64 00:02:50,805 --> 00:02:51,972 Are you kidding? 65 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:55,842 With Mike LaVoe of the New York Rangers? 66 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,645 Go like this. 67 00:02:57,712 --> 00:03:00,280 Oh, gee, who knew that I could get the night off 68 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,816 just by going out with a famous athlete? 69 00:03:02,884 --> 00:03:05,019 Well, so much for dating Jewish guys. 70 00:03:07,956 --> 00:03:11,958 I can't believe we're dating Mike LaVoe. 71 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:15,262 Well, I mean, you know, you are. But I get to meet him. 72 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:16,463 Uh-huh. 73 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,432 We talked on the phone. He called me "pal". 74 00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:24,004 Well, you know, he thinks that I'm lucky for him. 75 00:03:24,072 --> 00:03:28,575 Right after I met him, he scored four times. 76 00:03:30,612 --> 00:03:33,447 On the ice. 77 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,383 I must say I haven't seen you this excited in a long time. 78 00:03:36,451 --> 00:03:38,718 Well, I don't often get to go out with a celebrity. 79 00:03:38,954 --> 00:03:40,654 No. I was talking to Gidget. 80 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:47,127 Oh, do shut up and take that pate back to the kitchen. 81 00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:51,832 Put out some real man food like ribs or hot wings. 82 00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:58,705 Oh, Nanny Fine, another fabulous gown 83 00:03:58,773 --> 00:04:00,907 from the Reynold's Wrap collection. 84 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:09,049 Maxwell, what would you say if I waltzed out of here for a date at 5:00? 85 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,051 I'd say, "See you at 5:30." 86 00:04:16,224 --> 00:04:17,825 You know, you got a pretty big yap 87 00:04:17,892 --> 00:04:19,559 for someone whose last date involved 88 00:04:19,628 --> 00:04:22,129 standing on a roof watching Sputnik go by. 89 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:24,398 (DOORBELL RINGS) 90 00:04:24,466 --> 00:04:26,032 Mike LaVoe's here. 91 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,568 - I got it. I got it. - I'll get it. 92 00:04:27,636 --> 00:04:29,035 - I got it. - I'm gonna get it. 93 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,704 Will you look at yourselves? 94 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:34,808 Acting like a bunch of idiots over some guy. 95 00:04:34,876 --> 00:04:36,910 Believe me, it's cuter on me. 96 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,948 Hey, how's my lucky charm? 97 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:44,951 Oh, magically delicious. 98 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:48,155 - Hi. - Hi. 99 00:04:48,223 --> 00:04:51,124 Max Sheffield. This is my son, Brighton. 100 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:53,961 What's happening, partner? 101 00:04:54,029 --> 00:04:55,329 (SQUEAKS) Partner. 102 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,731 Sure beats your "pal". 103 00:04:57,799 --> 00:04:59,165 Would you like a drink? 104 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:00,467 Oh, no thanks, boss. 105 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:03,637 "Boss." Kicked both your butts. 106 00:05:03,705 --> 00:05:08,408 Oh, now, let's not fight over who has the best nickname. 107 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,110 Come on, let's go, sexy thing. 108 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,579 "Sexy thing." We have a winner. 109 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:21,688 Fran, you look so gorgeous tonight. 110 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:24,290 Oh, Mike, thank you. 111 00:05:24,359 --> 00:05:27,094 But you've already told me seven times tonight. 112 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,929 Well, I'm superstitious. 113 00:05:28,997 --> 00:05:30,330 You know, I have to tell you seven times a night 114 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,266 or else it's bad luck. 115 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,767 Is there anything else you have to do 116 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:36,170 seven times a night I should know about? 117 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:39,573 - Nope. - Oh. 118 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,811 Well, I don't believe in superstitions myself. 119 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:47,247 Especially that one about catching the bridal bouquet. 120 00:05:47,315 --> 00:05:50,650 P.S., I don't need to buy potpourri until the year 2005. 121 00:05:54,322 --> 00:05:55,989 Well, I'm a hockey player, 122 00:05:56,057 --> 00:05:57,747 and we do have little rituals, you know, for good luck. 123 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:58,199 Yeah? 124 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,224 It's like when we're on a winning streak, 125 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,949 I never change my underwear. 126 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,165 If you're looking to get lucky, 127 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:07,267 I'd find myself another ritual. 128 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:12,839 God, Fran, I cannot believe that a woman like you isn't taken. 129 00:06:12,907 --> 00:06:15,442 Listen, I'm as shocked as you are. 130 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,278 I had just about given up on men. 131 00:06:18,346 --> 00:06:20,447 I mean, I never dreamt that I could find 132 00:06:20,515 --> 00:06:24,551 such a sweet, wonderful, normal guy like you. 133 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:31,525 And... it has to be odd. 134 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,127 Believe me, it is. 135 00:06:34,195 --> 00:06:36,129 Compliments of the management, Mr. LaVoe. 136 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:39,299 Oh, seafood platter. 137 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,735 No, no, no, no. Wait, we can't eat this. There's 13 shrimp here. 138 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:44,238 Well, wait a minute. Watch this. 139 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:47,273 - Now there's 12. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 140 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,953 I'm sorry, Fran. But I had to do that. 141 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:02,356 Oh, well, you know, it's fine. 142 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:03,857 It's perfectly understandable. 143 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:05,359 Yeah. Well, it's just that... 144 00:07:05,427 --> 00:07:08,128 it's just that 13 is so unlucky. 145 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,331 Especially for that woman with the shrimp in her cleavage. 146 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,974 Oh, Dad, these seats Mike LaVoe got us 147 00:07:21,042 --> 00:07:23,076 are gonna be right on the ice. 148 00:07:23,144 --> 00:07:25,145 We're gonna be close enough to smell the players. 149 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,881 Finally, I know someone that's got some pull. 150 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,485 Excuse me, but I have gotten us 151 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,254 some front row seats in my time. 152 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:38,125 Yeah, but we're talking about smelling the Rangers, not Carol Channing. 153 00:07:39,494 --> 00:07:41,794 Keep it up because I could have asked Niles. 154 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,897 Yes. Just like I could have made you a new waffle 155 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:46,033 when that one fell on the floor. 156 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,036 Good morning, everyone. 157 00:07:50,104 --> 00:07:53,207 Well, you got in late last night, didn't you? 158 00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:56,809 I got home at 12:00. But I wasn't allowed in until an odd number. 159 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:00,147 Load me up, Niles. 160 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:01,415 Wait a minute. 161 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,949 Why are you eating like someone 162 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:05,785 that doesn't have a boyfriend? 163 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,422 You screwed up our date, didn't you? 164 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:11,758 Did you pick off his plate? 165 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:15,195 Oh, come on, what do you think, I was born in a barn? 166 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,332 Look, I know you loved him, but you're young. 167 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,101 You'll meet someone else. 168 00:08:24,806 --> 00:08:27,941 So is it officially over, possibly over, 169 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:30,410 or not over until I get my front row tickets? 170 00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:33,513 Mr. Sheffield, the man has a screw loose, 171 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,315 which is gonna make it hard to break up with him 172 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:37,551 since he'd fit so well in my family. 173 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,787 This is so unfair. 174 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:42,289 You can't break up with him. 175 00:08:42,357 --> 00:08:45,125 You promised to take us to the playoffs. 176 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,595 Oh, you know, you're all nuts. 177 00:08:48,663 --> 00:08:51,498 That's it. You know what? I just give up on men. 178 00:08:51,566 --> 00:08:53,634 I don't care if I ever get married. 179 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,235 Meanwhile, my mother just had an urge 180 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,739 to jump out the window and she doesn't know why. 181 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,508 - You're right. It's your life. - FRAN: Thank you. 182 00:09:01,576 --> 00:09:04,844 Even though those are the hardest tickets to come by at the moment. 183 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,180 And, well, hockey is the only thing 184 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:11,151 my boy and I have bonded over in the last couple of years. 185 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,655 Oh, you know, I can't believe 186 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,958 you would stoop so low as to use guilt on me. 187 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:25,098 All right. Fine. If the game means that much to you, 188 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,933 I will go. 189 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,735 I just have to tell Grandma Yetta 190 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,403 that I'm not gonna take her to the movies. 191 00:09:30,471 --> 00:09:33,240 There's always next week. God willing. 192 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,777 Oh, God, now I feel terrible. 193 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,413 Amateurs. 194 00:09:45,386 --> 00:09:48,121 (CROWD CHEERING) 195 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,563 Oh, God, this is gonna be so thrilling. 196 00:09:56,631 --> 00:09:58,998 Oh, look, Mike just skated out. 197 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,667 Oh, he's waving. 198 00:10:00,735 --> 00:10:02,168 Hello, pal. 199 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:06,706 Oh, he's blowing a kiss. 200 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,342 Oh, well, all right. 201 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:15,282 Pal, I think that was meant for Sexy Thing. 202 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,352 Fran, the announcer's talking about you. 203 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,288 They're saying you're Mike's lucky charm. 204 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,823 Oh, I wish you didn't talk me into doing this. 205 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:27,059 Now, he's gonna think that I'm still interested in him. 206 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,796 Oh, Miss Fine, look, you're on the big screen. 207 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,331 FRAN: Oh! 208 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,300 Love ya, Mike. 209 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:39,238 Good luck from Sexy Thing. 210 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,741 And Pal. 211 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,749 Kiss me for luck, Fran. 212 00:10:51,753 --> 00:10:54,854 ALL: Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran! 213 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,856 Oh, my God. 214 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,325 Everybody is chanting my name 215 00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:02,495 right here in Madison Square Garden, 216 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:06,532 me, a simple Jewish girl from New York. 217 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,668 What does this remind me of? 218 00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:13,606 ♪ Memories 219 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:18,477 ♪ Light the corners of my mind 220 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:23,282 ♪ Misty water-colored memories 221 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,821 ♪ Of the way we were 222 00:11:30,158 --> 00:11:31,925 What on earth is she doing? 223 00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:35,162 CROWD ON TV: Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran! 224 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:37,897 Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran! 225 00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:42,369 Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran! 226 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:50,077 MAXWELL: Come on, Rangers. Oh, what are you doing? 227 00:11:51,012 --> 00:11:53,213 Get him, man. 228 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,815 What on earth is going on? 229 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,649 They're getting blown out. 230 00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,952 This has to be the worst game they've ever played. 231 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,487 You could put Carol Channing in ice skates, 232 00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:02,656 and she'd do better than this. 233 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,559 Oh, come on, don't worry. 234 00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:07,260 His lucky charm is here. 235 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,529 There's plenty of time. 236 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:11,998 What inning is this? 237 00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:16,502 Fran, Fran, come here, come here, come here, come here. 238 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,804 Coming, baby. 239 00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:20,473 Baby, something's wrong. 240 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,542 - It's like there's a curse on me. - Oh? 241 00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:24,878 - Are you sitting in an even-numbered seat? - Yes. 242 00:12:24,946 --> 00:12:26,980 Did you drive around the garden seven times before you came in? 243 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,214 Yes, yes. 244 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:31,184 Are you wearing the same underwear? 245 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,753 Does everybody need to know our business? 246 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,455 Oh, okay. All right. 247 00:12:35,523 --> 00:12:37,524 Well, try sitting on the aisle. Okay? 248 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,258 Oh, all right. Okay. 249 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,561 Fran, Fran, Fran, the... the shoes. The red shoes. 250 00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:42,896 Oh, you like? 251 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,731 No. Red shoes are bad luck. 252 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:45,965 What? 253 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,967 The only thing bad luck about these 254 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,670 is that I paid retail for them. 255 00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,772 No, no. You gotta leave, Fran. 256 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,975 You're the reason we're losing. You're a jinx. 257 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,177 What? I am not a jinx. 258 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,813 ALL: Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 259 00:12:59,881 --> 00:13:02,349 (CROWD CHANTING) 260 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,150 CROWD: Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 261 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,286 Oh, my God. No. 262 00:13:06,354 --> 00:13:08,722 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 263 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:20,733 Would you just look at this picture? 264 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:24,871 Now everybody in New York City thinks that I'm a jinx. 265 00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:26,306 But on the upside, I'll tell you, 266 00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:29,909 I look 25, tops. 267 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:34,180 I gotta remember this photographer for when I get married. 268 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,750 Honey, no one believes you're a jinx. 269 00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:38,551 Gee, you're taking this awfully well. 270 00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:40,119 I'd have thought you'd have been more upset 271 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,988 about that I got dumped on national TV 272 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,490 from one of the most eligible bachelors in New York. 273 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,327 I know, honey. That's why I'm heavily sedated. 274 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,999 Oh, by the way, your father's disowned you. 275 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:57,737 Oh, Niles, look at this. 276 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:01,540 This is the kind of thing that can put a person right over the deep end. 277 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,978 I mean, next thing you know, 278 00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:06,013 I'll be talking to myself like one of those crazy women. 279 00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:09,149 I've got black shoes. I've got yellow shoes. I've got green shoes. 280 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,150 No, I had to wear the red shoes. 281 00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:15,254 Oh, poor Nanny Fine. 282 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,323 I can't imagine what it feels like 283 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:20,259 to be despised by so many people. 284 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,529 Oh, come on. Don't be so modest. 285 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,132 You know what, Nanny Fine? 286 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,668 You should lay low till this whole thing blows over. 287 00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:30,870 You should stay at my place for a while, 288 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,037 - and I'll stay here. - Oh. 289 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,507 Your room's right next to Maxwell's, right? 290 00:14:34,575 --> 00:14:36,209 No. It's near the kids. 291 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,311 Oh, well, you know, just cancel that. 292 00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,683 What's this about? 293 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:48,388 Oh, just a small sampling of shoes our lucky charm could have worn. 294 00:14:48,456 --> 00:14:50,790 Well, let's see, there's lemon yellow, 295 00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:54,594 orange orange, green clover. 296 00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,796 You know, none of this would have happened 297 00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,831 if you had only let me break up with him 298 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,266 when I wanted to. 299 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,869 Now, I'm the most despised person in New York City. 300 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,837 I might as well become a mime. 301 00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:11,911 Hi, sweetie, how was therapy today? 302 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:15,014 Well, Dr. Bort said today was our last session. 303 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,917 Oh, sweetheart, you're cured? 304 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:21,087 No. She's a Rangers season ticket holder. 305 00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:25,191 Oh, now that does it, mister. 306 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,761 You better get Mike LaVoe to tell the world that I am not a jinx. 307 00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:30,797 Miss Fine, nobody cares. 308 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,064 Nobody cares? 309 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,635 They're throwing eggs at our house at the front door. 310 00:15:45,046 --> 00:15:47,313 Maxwell, you have to get rid of that woman. 311 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:51,351 There are maniacs outside throwing eggs. 312 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,804 What? Everyone else was doing it. 313 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,086 Oh, Mike, good, I'm glad I found you. 314 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,221 Look, there's something very important I need to ask you... 315 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,824 Whoa. Is that Ron Greschner? 316 00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:39,733 - Yeah, it is. You want to meet him? - Oh, may I? 317 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,167 Yeah, sure. Ron, come here. 318 00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:42,935 I want you to meet a friend of mine. 319 00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,237 This is Maxwell Sheffield. 320 00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:46,439 How you doing, buddy? 321 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,241 He called me "buddy". 322 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,742 Do you want to play darts? 323 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,811 Oh, well, Ron, that's very kind of you, but I need to... 324 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,546 What? On your team? 325 00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:55,615 Wait a minute. What do you... what do you need to talk to me about? 326 00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:58,517 Uh, oh, it can wait, buddy. 327 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,487 So, Ron, let's, uh, play some darts, huh? 328 00:17:01,555 --> 00:17:03,689 Oh, sorry, did I hurt you? 329 00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:05,792 When? 330 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,769 Niles, 331 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,805 I'm in trouble. 332 00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:25,911 I didn't talk to Mike LaVoe about that, um, jinx business. 333 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:29,015 Had a couple of beers with the boys instead. 334 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,251 Oh, you know, they have a picture 335 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,555 of Miss Fine above the bar, darts in her nose. 336 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:40,159 I got her right in the big hair, 20 points. 337 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,798 Why aren't you laughing? 338 00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:52,504 I was laughing on the inside, sir. 339 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,811 Oh, Miss Fine, 340 00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:01,748 all right, come on, let me have it. 341 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,783 I deserve it. 342 00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:07,687 Oh, oh, Miss Fine, please. 343 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,156 I never thought I'd say this, 344 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,757 but please talk. 345 00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,330 Oh, no. Don't cry. Oh, no. 346 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,865 Please, please, don't... don't cry. 347 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,334 I can't stand it when you cry. 348 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,737 Oh, what can I do to make it up to you, hmm? 349 00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:27,239 I'll... I know, I'll... I'll buy you something. 350 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,177 All right? Anything. Just... just please say you forgive me. 351 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,454 Oh, I am, like, so ready to be married. 352 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,565 FRAN: Excuse me. I'm looking for Mike LaVoe. 353 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,734 Oh, my God. 354 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,370 I'm so sorry. I'm so... 355 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,441 ALL: It's the Jinx! It's the Jinx! 356 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:08,047 Oh, gee, if ESPN wants more women viewers, 357 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,417 they should put a few cameras back here. 358 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,953 Fran. Fran, what are you doing here? 359 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,923 Look, you told the entire city that I was a jinx. 360 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,058 Now, you better take it back or I'll... 361 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:23,662 What? Hold your breath till you turn blue? 362 00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:26,699 No. It's just that the schtunk in here finally hit me. 363 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,103 Look, I can't take it back, Fran. 364 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,872 Denying a hex is a hex in itself. 365 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:36,375 Yeah, yeah. I watched Bewitched, too. 366 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:41,113 Oh, come on, Mike, there's gotta be some way I could change your mind. 367 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,383 Well, I don't see how. This is a very important game for us tonight. 368 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,519 Oh, I don't know. Think about it. 369 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,589 You're a man, 370 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,791 and I'm a woman. 371 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,260 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORDER) 372 00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:16,416 Oh, no. No, not 13, Franny. Not 13. 373 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,950 Take it off. Take it off. 374 00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:21,020 Oh, do you want to see more? 375 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,455 Oh, no, not the mirror, Franny. 376 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,892 Not the mirror, please. Come on, Fran. 377 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,561 Not the mirror. Don't do that. 378 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:31,497 Seven years bad luck. 379 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,499 That's my entire career. 380 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,601 Oh, no. 381 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:39,171 No, no, no. Come on, Fran. 382 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,209 Now, before you go out on that ice... 383 00:20:43,277 --> 00:20:46,979 Not... not the red shoes, Franny, the Stanley Cup is riding on this game. 384 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:49,515 You ask yourself a question, 385 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,754 do I feel lucky tonight? 386 00:20:58,192 --> 00:21:01,460 Well, do you, punk? 387 00:21:01,529 --> 00:21:03,162 (SOBBING) 388 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,334 MAN ON TV: We're tied up in overtime here 389 00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:10,670 in this crucial championship game. 390 00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:12,205 Margaret, if you were Miss Fine, 391 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,273 what car would you like to drive? 392 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,611 Uh, my husband's. 393 00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,816 Get this, Ranger fans, I've just been handed a note. 394 00:21:23,884 --> 00:21:25,918 Mike LaVoe formally apologizes 395 00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:28,921 to Miss Fran Fine for calling her a jinx. 396 00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:30,689 It goes on to say she's stunning, 397 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:35,161 intelligent, 26 and can be reached at area code 212... 398 00:21:35,229 --> 00:21:37,696 Hey, what's that? Oh, man, what a play. 399 00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,698 I better get back to the action here. 400 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,000 What's the score? 401 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,602 Miss Fine, Mike LaVoe just apologized to you on the air. 402 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,138 How on earth did you get him to do that? 403 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,307 Oh, I did a striptease for him in his locker room 404 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,442 and scared the hell out of him. 405 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,612 Wait. That didn't sound right. 406 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,414 Look at this. The Rangers need a miracle. 407 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,616 Oh, Brighton, enough with the miracles and the superstitions. 408 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,052 It's all ridiculous. 409 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,786 I mean, what does a pair of red shoes 410 00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:02,688 have to do with a hockey game anyway? 411 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,090 Goal. The Rangers score. 412 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,760 (ALL CHEERING) 413 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:11,096 Wait. I'm sorry. The ref is reviewing the play. 414 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,802 Well, I... I guess it's good for the city. 415 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:19,371 Yes, it's a goal. The Rangers win. 416 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:33,000 - provided by icephoenix / corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -