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- Oh, Niles.
- Hmm?

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Friday night, dressed to kill.

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Going to temple to pray for a date?

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Ma said they've got a new cantor,
and he's single and gorgeous.

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I'm hoping for a religious experience.

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Does anyone in your faith
ever take a vow of celibacy?

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Just me.

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But I decided that I'm taking
Maggie and Gracie with me.

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I think that it's important that they learn

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how people of other religions pick up men.

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Oh, by the way, the airline called.

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I'm afraid they can't locate your suitcase.

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Oh, it doesn't matter. That's why
you never put anything important

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in the baggage that you check.

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Well, it's automatically insured for $500.

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But stupid me had to put
that $500 watch in there.

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When did you get a $500 watch?

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Tomorrow.

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Well, sorry, I can't join you and the girls

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on your pilgrimage to find
single spiritual leaders,

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but Dad and I are gonna go
see the Padres play the Mets.

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All right. See you guys.

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All right. Well, Brighton and I

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are off to see Pagliacci at the Met.

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Oh, isn't it funny how people
just hear what they want to hear?

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Yes. One of the pitfalls of a big house.

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What did Brad Pitt call the house?

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Okay, Fran, I'm ready for temple.

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Honey, it's only Friday night services.

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We're not fleeing Anatevka.

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Oh, Ma, is he hot stuff or what?

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Look at this.

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My M&M's melted in my hand.

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Calm down. It's in Hebrew.

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What, are you afraid you'll miss something?

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Bravo! Bravo!

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All right, it's over. May the games begin.

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Okay, now, honey, remember,

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when you see me talking to the cantor,

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what are you gonna do?

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I'm gonna rush over and say,

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"Excuse me, miss, are you Julia Roberts?"

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Remember, project.

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Fran, I'm starving.

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I thought you said it
was a Jewish tradition

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to have Chinese food at temple.

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After temple, honey, after temple.

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Here's a ham sandwich.

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Don't eat it till you
get to the parking lot.

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And if anybody asks, it's smoked turkey.

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Gary, gorgeous service.

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Sylvia, it's always a joy

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to sing the wonders of God's universe.

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Yeah, yeah. I want you to meet my daughter.

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Ma, don't be so pushy.

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Hi, I'm Fran.

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I'm Gary, and I don't think
I've seen you here before

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because I would have remembered.

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Well, I've been temple shopping, you know.

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Nothing's really popped,

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but I haven't been here

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since I was a kid in Sunday school.

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When was that, Ma? 10 years ago?

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Please, 10 years ago, she
was baby-sitting my Rachel.

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You're lucky that we're in temple, Sara.

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So, Cantor, Gary,

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I work for Maxwell Sheffield,
the Broadway producer.

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If ever you or your wife
want to get theater tickets...

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Oh, I'm not married.

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No! No!

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But I love the theater,

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so if you'd like to
come with me sometime...

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Yes! Yes!

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Excuse me, miss.

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Yes, little girl?

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Are you Julia Child?

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♪ 'Cause
I'm always gonna be there

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♪ I'm always gonna be there

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♪ For you, girl

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Oh, bravo! Oh, bravo!

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Bravo! Oh, what a finale, huh?

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Now, that's, that is why
you get Burt Bacharach.

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Oh! And imagine how it'll sound
when we get someone who can sing...

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like you. Boy, you're good!

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I hope you know the way to San Jose.

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Oh, Burt, this is so exciting.

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You know, the last
person to play that piano

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was Marvin Hamlisch.

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You're gonna do a show
with Marvin Hamlisch?

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- No, no, no, no, no. It was a... a social thing.
- Yeah.

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You had a party for Marvin?

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No, no, no. It wasn't a party.

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- It was, uh, an awards thing.
- Yeah.

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Marvin got another award?

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Oh, Miss Fine!

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Uh, please, come and, uh,
come and meet Burt Bacharach.

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Oh, Mr. Bacharach, hi!

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I have all of your albums.

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Oh, my father was always so jealous of you.

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He wanted to be a songwriter?

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No. He wanted to marry Angie Dickenson.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Everybody, I
want you to meet Gary Isaac.

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This is the new cantor at my temple.

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Mr. Bacharach, I'm a big fan of yours.

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You know, sometimes at temple
when things get too solemn,

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I do one of your numbers.

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♪ I say a little prayer for you

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♪ Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
♪ And I will love you

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♪ Forever, forever, we never will part
♪ Oh, how I love you

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♪ Together, together, that's how it must be

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♪ To live without you

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♪ Would only mean heartbreak for me ♪

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One more time.

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Yes. Well, that was very nice.

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Thank you. Thank you so much.

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Lovely. Now, run along, Nanny Fine.

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Wait a minute. I want him in the show.

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Run back. Run back. Run back.

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Uh, you're hired. Congratulations.

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You're in a Broadway show.

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Well, thank you. Thank you.

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I never thought anything
like this would happen to me.

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I... I... I'm just a cantor. Here.

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You have an agent at William Morris?

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I did his son's bar mitzvah.

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And I've got to tell you, I was smoking!

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Oh, Gary, I'm so excited for you.

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You know, you are going
to sell out every night.

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The women are going to love him.

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They're gonna line up
outside the stage door

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just to slip you their numbers.

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You know, we don't even know
if the man can dance, really.

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Niles, looky here,

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a $500 check just fell
out of the friendly skies.

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Miss Fine, have you ever thought

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that taking this check
might be construed as fraud?

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Well, I don't know,
Mr. Fourteen Dependents.

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And it's not easy for me to support
them considering I'm a student.

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Now, would you get out of my home office?

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I'm going.

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Ma invited me and Gary to dinner tonight.

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She's even taking the plastic
covers off of the couch.

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The last time that happened,

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we found her macramé string bikini.

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Your mother used to wear a string bikini?

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She still does. You just
can't see it anymore.

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I'm so sorry, Sylvia.
You think it will stain?

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What, Rabbi, red wine?

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Please, it's a blessing.

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And the chewing gum that you tracked in

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on the carpet will come out

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with the peanut butter
that you got on the chair.

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Rabbi, you got to try this blueberry pie.

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- No!
- No!

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This is what your mother
calls an intimate gathering?

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Well, you know, ever since
you and I have been going out,

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Ma's kind of become the Candy
Spelling of Temple Beth Shalom.

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I haven't seen your father. Where is he?

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Oh, he's right over there.
Whoops, he just dropped a fork.

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Hi, Daddy.

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You know, Gary, once you
become a big Broadway star,

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it'll be parties like this every night.

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But you better drink some coffee

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because this crowd could
go till 8:00 maybe 9:00.

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Franny, you are so adorable.

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Have I thanked you for
everything you've done for me?

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Honey, wait until I've done everything.

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Then you'll really have
something to be thankful for.

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I can't believe all the
celebrities that are here.

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These two, their cousins
own Wilson's House of Suede.

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Don't gawk.

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They like to be treated like normal people.

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Why don't you sing something for us?

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Well, I'd love to, Sylvia, but, first,

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I have an announcement to make.

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- Oh, Gary!
- Oh, my God!

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Everybody, quiet, quiet.

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My daughter's boyfriend, the cantor,

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is gonna make an announcement.

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Morty, take the gravy
boat away from the rabbi!

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My friends,

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I truly believe that being a cantor

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was the most rewarding thing in my life.

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And then I met Fran.

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Fran, I... I want to tell you something

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and I hope that you can accept

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my deepest thanks for
making my dreams come true.

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- And?
- And?

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And I want you to be the first to know

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that I'm leaving the temple
to pursue a career on Broadway.

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He's leaving the temple?

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It's all Sylvia's fault!

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♪ Baby, I still love you

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♪ I'm just giving up to

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♪ Change my mind

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♪ Maybe you could change my mind

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♪ If you want to stop me

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♪ It's decision time

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Oh, Gary, you're fabulous.

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I just wish I could
offer you a larger part.

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But, you know, you're still gonna
stop the show in the second act.

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Do I get my own dressing room?

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00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:26,176
Oh, good. You do comedy, too.

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Oh, Maxwell,

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it's your worst nightmare!

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Oh, will you stop announcing
yourself? I'll be out of a job.

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The lead in our show got hit by a bus!

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C.C., you can't be serious!

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Oh, my God, this is a disaster!

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We're just gonna have
to put on the understudy.

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Maxwell, aren't you going to ask how he is?

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Oh, yes, of course.
You're right. How is he?

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The understudy stinks!

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♪ ... I walk away

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♪ Or we save this love tonight ♪

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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That a man just died. Life is short

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and we should go upstairs and just...

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Hire Gary.

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Hire Gary?

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Kinky.

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Oh. You mean for the show.

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Okay, Ma, you could
take off the sunglasses.

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I need somebody to
recognize me from the temple

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so they can give me the evil eye?

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Ma, you can't wear a
disguise. You're not like me.

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You have a very distinctive voice.

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I'll keep them on. Thank you. I can see.

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Go play with your brother
and the little one.

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00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:03,908
That haircut is awful on her.

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00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:09,045
Ma, look, I cannot tell
Mr. Sheffield to fire Gary.

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I don't make his decisions,

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tell him what do, run his life.

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We're not married.

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00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:18,622
Without Gary, the temple is going under.

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00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:22,359
Blockbuster Video already
is measuring the parking lot.

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00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:28,732
Fran, you are looking at the star
of the new Burt Bacharach musical.

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00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,134
Oh, honey, that is so... oh...

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Chick-a-pee, chick-a-pee.

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I'm sorry. I rented Nelly yesterday.

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00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,214
Listen, Gary, why don't you go
get measured for your costume?

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00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:44,381
Well, now that I'm playing the lead,

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I guess my salary shoots up, too.

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00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:50,421
Oh, there's that comic timing again.

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00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,358
Uh, Mr. Sheffield, you know, I think
that you're taking a big chance with Gary.

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00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,460
I mean, we don't even know him,

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and the show is like your baby.

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I mean, would you trust your kids

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to the first stranger that
walked off the street again?

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00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,871
Miss Fine, the man is a tremendous talent.

252
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,607
He's gonna be the biggest star on Broadway.

253
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:13,043
He'll be rich and famous.

254
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,780
You know, Ma, temples we got.

255
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:20,050
But a Blockbuster in the
neighborhood could be a blessing.

256
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,354
Listen, you two, I want my cantor back.

257
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,156
My friends have disowned me.

258
00:15:26,223 --> 00:15:28,792
My life is over. I want to die!

259
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,464
Does this have almond extract?

260
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:38,569
Well, I'm sorry, Sylvia, but he's my star,

261
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,437
and I want him in my show.

262
00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:42,206
I have a contract.

263
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,242
Ma, you're just gonna have
to accept this like a grownup.

264
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,378
Besides, it's two against one.

265
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,980
It's not two against one.

266
00:15:50,047 --> 00:15:52,816
I have a higher power on my side.

267
00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,584
You'll see.

268
00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:57,487
Ours is not a merciful God.

269
00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:05,796
Oh, don't listen to her.

270
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,365
Oh, what the hell is
a locust doing in here?

271
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,578
Boy, it's been raining

272
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:24,081
for seven days and seven nights.

273
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:30,387
- You don't think your mother was right?
- Shut up, Val.

274
00:16:30,454 --> 00:16:32,255
God is forgiving, Miss Fine.

275
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,124
When I was a boy,

276
00:16:34,191 --> 00:16:37,494
I once took five shillings out of the
collection plate at church for toffee.

277
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,096
And nothing happened to you, right?

278
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,331
That's right, absolutely nothing.

279
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:42,666
Now, if you'll excuse me,

280
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,568
I have to go wash other peoples' underwear.

281
00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:51,842
Oh, Miss Fine, just listen
to the advance publicity

282
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,811
I'm getting for my show.

283
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:58,616
"Maxwell Sheffield has struck
gold in newcomer Gary Isaac."

284
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:01,385
Then it goes on about Burt
Bacharach blah, blah, blah.

285
00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:04,821
Who cares? Who cares? Who
cares? And here at the end,

286
00:17:04,889 --> 00:17:07,023
"Maxwell Sheffield has assured himself

287
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,259
the big new hit of the season!"

288
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:13,464
Well, so much for your mother
putting a whammy on us, eh?

289
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:17,934
On the contrary, it seems God has
sent us both a nice Jewish boy.

290
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,703
Oh, you know, I was never worried.

291
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,339
I mean, if God listened to a word Ma said,

292
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:27,578
I'd be living in a mansion with a
handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids...

293
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:31,281
She forgot to say married?

294
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,685
Oh, I'll get it. I'll get it.

295
00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:39,423
- Hey, Franny.
- Gary!

296
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,058
Mr. Sheffield was just
reading me the article.

297
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,929
No. It's already in the paper
that I'm flying off to do a movie?

298
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:47,564
What movie?

299
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,069
I'm doing a part in Evita
for Andrew Lloyd Webber.

300
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:58,374
Oh, no. I... I knew it. I knew it!

301
00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:01,511
Andrew Lloyd Webber is God.

302
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:04,180
Gary, you can't just
walk out on Mr. Sheffield

303
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,650
without giving him at
least two weeks' notice

304
00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:08,018
and an engagement ring.

305
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,087
Now, wait a minute, Miss Fine.

306
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:13,156
You know, we're... we're
behaving dreadfully.

307
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:15,792
I mean, this is the opportunity
of a lifetime for Gary

308
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,194
and... and we should wish him well.

309
00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:21,031
Maxwell, thank you. Thank you.

310
00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:24,100
You know, Fran, my whole
life, all I ever thought about

311
00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:26,269
was settling down and getting married.

312
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,772
And then I met you, and
you changed all that.

313
00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:31,474
How ironic.

314
00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:37,313
Well, have a safe flight.

315
00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:39,550
You're going in this weather, I hope.

316
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:45,222
Oh, can you believe this guy?

317
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:47,224
Doesn't he know how much money

318
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,559
has already been invested in him?

319
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:52,061
I mean, musicians have been hired.

320
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,863
Rehearsals have been scheduled.

321
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:56,699
People have been working around the clock.

322
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,468
And that's just for my wedding.

323
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,137
What about your show?

324
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,840
Oh, don't worry, Miss Fine.

325
00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:06,143
Gary isn't going anywhere.

326
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:09,446
He has an ironclad contract.

327
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,883
Was that Gary I saw getting into a limo?

328
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,818
Oh, well, I'll have him sign his contract

329
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,820
at the theater tomorrow morning.

330
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,657
No rush.

331
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:26,163
Well, it seems it's
happened again, hasn't it?

332
00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:29,633
You see, I... I let you
get involved in my life.

333
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,136
A... at the time it
seemed like a good idea,

334
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,104
as it always does,

335
00:19:34,171 --> 00:19:36,139
but then it isn't!

336
00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:39,042
I haven't finished with you yet.

337
00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:41,678
But first, I have to go
bludgeon C.C. with a Tony!

338
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:49,019
Fran, maybe God is getting even with you

339
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,889
for taking the cantor away from the temple.

340
00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:54,358
You mean because Mr.
Sheffield wants to kill me

341
00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:57,461
and now I have no boyfriend?

342
00:19:57,528 --> 00:20:01,064
Nah, there's nothing out
of the ordinary about that.

343
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:04,634
Oh, my God, look!

344
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:09,038
I missed the Loehmann's
year-end clearance sale.

345
00:20:09,106 --> 00:20:11,808
Why are you doing this to me?

346
00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:29,426
We've been exiled to Siberia.

347
00:20:30,828 --> 00:20:33,263
Look at them staring at us.

348
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:37,500
I used to sit up there with
those vicious backstabbers.

349
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,570
We had a ball.

350
00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:43,674
Oh, my God!

351
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:46,610
Debbie Berkowitz got engaged?

352
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:50,614
Who am I? Job?

353
00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:57,588
Ma, a BLT?

354
00:20:57,655 --> 00:21:00,156
Nobody can see us back here.

355
00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:02,993
I could throw a luau.

356
00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:07,831
Anyway, you got a little
mayo on your mouth.

357
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,635
Darling, I can't wipe my face with a...

358
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,770
$500 check?

359
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:15,572
Oh, give me that.

360
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,775
This is the money that I got
when I scammed the airlines.

361
00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:22,245
Why is God punishing me?

362
00:21:22,313 --> 00:21:24,247
What was my crime?

363
00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:28,451
Hello.

364
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,286
Oh, no. It's ridiculous.

365
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,692
Donation to the temple!

366
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,694
Donation to the temple!

367
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:39,129
Here, Rabbi, take it.

368
00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:40,463
Find yourself a new cantor.

369
00:21:40,531 --> 00:21:42,532
God bless you, Franny.

370
00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:44,701
Don't tell me. Tell him!

371
00:21:46,937 --> 00:21:48,872
Thank you. Thank you very much.

372
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:52,242
Mrs. Newman just told
me she's moving to Boca.

373
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:56,613
We're first on the list for front-row
seats for the high holy days.

374
00:21:58,115 --> 00:22:00,450
Fine. The engagement is off!

375
00:22:02,987 --> 00:22:06,256
Boy, he not only works in mysterious ways,

376
00:22:06,323 --> 00:22:08,992
he works like that.

377
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:12,796
Darling, I'm so glad that
we're back on his good side.

378
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:16,332
So am I, Ma. Let's pray.

379
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,834
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.

380
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:19,636
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.

381
00:22:19,704 --> 00:22:21,271
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.

382
00:22:21,338 --> 00:22:23,073
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.

383
00:22:26,074 --> 00:22:36,074
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