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- Oh, Niles.
- Hmm?
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(EXCLAIMING) Friday night, dressed to kill.
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Going to temple to pray for a date?
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Ma said they've got a new cantor,
and he's single and gorgeous.
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I'm hoping for a religious experience.
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Does anyone in your faith
ever take a vow of celibacy?
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Just me.
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But I decided that I'm taking
Maggie and Gracie with me.
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I think that it's important that they learn
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how people of other religions pick up men.
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Oh, by the way, the airline called.
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I'm afraid they can't locate your suitcase.
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Oh, it doesn't matter. That's why
you never put anything important
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in the baggage that you check.
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Well, it's automatically insured for $500.
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But stupid me had to put
that $500 watch in there.
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When did you get a $500 watch?
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Tomorrow.
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Well, sorry, I can't join you and the girls
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on your pilgrimage to find
single spiritual leaders,
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but Dad and I are gonna go
see the Padres play the Mets.
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All right. See you guys.
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All right. Well, Brighton and I
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are off to see Pagliacci at the Met.
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Oh, isn't it funny how people
just hear what they want to hear?
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Yes. One of the pitfalls of a big house.
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What did Brad Pitt call the house?
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Okay, Fran, I'm ready for temple.
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Honey, it's only Friday night services.
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We're not fleeing Anatevka.
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* She was working in a
bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to
do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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(GARY SINGING IN HEBREW)
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Oh, Ma, is he hot stuff or what?
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Look at this.
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My M&M's melted in my hand.
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(SHUSHING)
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Calm down. It's in Hebrew.
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What, are you afraid you'll miss something?
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Bravo! Bravo!
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All right, it's over. May the games begin.
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Okay, now, honey, remember,
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when you see me talking to the cantor,
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what are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna rush over and say,
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"Excuse me, miss, are you Julia Roberts?"
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Remember, project.
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Fran, I'm starving.
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I thought you said it
was a Jewish tradition
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to have Chinese food at temple.
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After temple, honey, after temple.
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Here's a ham sandwich.
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Don't eat it till you
get to the parking lot.
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And if anybody asks, it's smoked turkey.
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Gary, gorgeous service.
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Sylvia, it's always a joy
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to sing the wonders of God's universe.
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Yeah, yeah. I want you to meet my daughter.
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Ma, don't be so pushy.
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Hi, I'm Fran.
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I'm Gary, and I don't think
I've seen you here before
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because I would have remembered.
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Well, I've been temple shopping, you know.
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Nothing's really popped,
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but I haven't been here
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since I was a kid in Sunday school.
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When was that, Ma? 10 years ago?
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Please, 10 years ago, she
was baby-sitting my Rachel.
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You're lucky that we're in temple, Sara.
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So, Cantor, Gary,
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I work for Maxwell Sheffield,
the Broadway producer.
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If ever you or your wife
want to get theater tickets...
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Oh, I'm not married.
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No! No!
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But I love the theater,
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so if you'd like to
come with me sometime...
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Yes! Yes!
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Excuse me, miss.
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Yes, little girl?
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Are you Julia Child?
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BACHARACH: * 'Cause
I'm always gonna be there
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♪ I'm always gonna be there
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♪ For you, girl
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Oh, bravo! Oh, bravo!
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Bravo! Oh, what a finale, huh?
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Now, that's, that is why
you get Burt Bacharach.
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Oh! And imagine how it'll sound
when we get someone who can sing...
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like you. Boy, you're good!
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I hope you know the way to San Jose.
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Oh, Burt, this is so exciting.
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You know, the last
person to play that piano
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was Marvin Hamlisch.
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You're gonna do a show
with Marvin Hamlisch?
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- No, no, no, no, no. It was a... a social thing.
- Yeah.
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You had a party for Marvin?
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No, no, no. It wasn't a party.
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- It was, uh, an awards thing.
- Yeah.
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Marvin got another award?
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Oh, Miss Fine!
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Uh, please, come and, uh,
come and meet Burt Bacharach.
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Oh, Mr. Bacharach, hi!
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I have all of your albums.
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Oh, my father was always so jealous of you.
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He wanted to be a songwriter?
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No. He wanted to marry Angie Dickenson.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Everybody, I
want you to meet Gary Isaac.
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This is the new cantor at my temple.
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Mr. Bacharach, I'm a big fan of yours.
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You know, sometimes at temple
when things get too solemn,
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I do one of your numbers.
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♪ I say a little prayer for you
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♪ Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
♪ And I will love you
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♪ Forever, forever, we never will part
♪ Oh, how I love you
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♪ Together, together, that's how it must be
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♪ To live without you
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♪ Would only mean heartbreak for me ♪
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One more time.
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Yes. Well, that was very nice.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Lovely. Now, run along, Nanny Fine.
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Wait a minute. I want him in the show.
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Run back. Run back. Run back.
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Uh, you're hired. Congratulations.
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You're in a Broadway show.
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Well, thank you. Thank you.
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I never thought anything
like this would happen to me.
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I... I... I'm just a cantor. Here.
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You have an agent at William Morris?
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I did his son's bar mitzvah.
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And I've got to tell you, I was smoking!
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Oh, Gary, I'm so excited for you.
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You know, you are going
to sell out every night.
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The women are going to love him.
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They're gonna line up
outside the stage door
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just to slip you their numbers.
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You know, we don't even know
if the man can dance, really.
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Niles, looky here,
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a $500 check just fell
out of the friendly skies.
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Miss Fine, have you ever thought
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that taking this check
might be construed as fraud?
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Well, I don't know,
Mr. Fourteen Dependents.
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And it's not easy for me to support
them considering I'm a student.
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Now, would you get out of my home office?
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I'm going.
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Ma invited me and Gary to dinner tonight.
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She's even taking the plastic
covers off of the couch.
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The last time that happened,
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we found her macramé string bikini.
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Your mother used to wear a string bikini?
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She still does. You just
can't see it anymore.
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I'm so sorry, Sylvia.
You think it will stain?
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What, Rabbi, red wine?
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Please, it's a blessing.
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And the chewing gum that you tracked in
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on the carpet will come out
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with the peanut butter
that you got on the chair.
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Rabbi, you got to try this blueberry pie.
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- No!
- No!
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This is what your mother
calls an intimate gathering?
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Well, you know, ever since
you and I have been going out,
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Ma's kind of become the Candy
Spelling of Temple Beth Shalom.
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I haven't seen your father. Where is he?
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Oh, he's right over there.
Whoops, he just dropped a fork.
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Hi, Daddy.
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You know, Gary, once you
become a big Broadway star,
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it'll be parties like this every night.
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But you better drink some coffee
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because this crowd could
go till 8:00 maybe 9:00.
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Franny, you are so adorable.
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Have I thanked you for
everything you've done for me?
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Honey, wait until I've done everything.
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Then you'll really have
something to be thankful for.
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I can't believe all the
celebrities that are here.
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These two, their cousins
own Wilson's House of Suede.
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Don't gawk.
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They like to be treated like normal people.
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Why don't you sing something for us?
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Well, I'd love to, Sylvia, but, first,
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I have an announcement to make.
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- Oh, Gary!
- Oh, my God!
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Everybody, quiet, quiet.
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My daughter's boyfriend, the cantor,
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is gonna make an announcement.
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Morty, take the gravy
boat away from the rabbi!
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My friends,
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I truly believe that being a cantor
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was the most rewarding thing in my life.
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And then I met Fran.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Fran, I... I want to tell you something
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and I hope that you can accept
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(EXCLAIMS)
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my deepest thanks for
making my dreams come true.
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- And?
- And?
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And I want you to be the first to know
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that I'm leaving the temple
to pursue a career on Broadway.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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He's leaving the temple?
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WOMAN: It's all Sylvia's fault!
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GARY: * Baby, I still love you
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♪ I'm just giving up to
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♪ Change my mind
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♪ Maybe you could change my mind
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♪ If you want to stop me
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♪ It's decision time
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Oh, Gary, you're fabulous.
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I just wish I could
offer you a larger part.
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But, you know, you're still gonna
stop the show in the second act.
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Do I get my own dressing room?
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Oh, good. You do comedy, too.
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Oh, Maxwell,
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it's your worst nightmare!
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Oh, will you stop announcing
yourself? I'll be out of a job.
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The lead in our show got hit by a bus!
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C.C., you can't be serious!
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Oh, my God, this is a disaster!
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We're just gonna have
to put on the understudy.
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Maxwell, aren't you going to ask how he is?
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Oh, yes, of course.
You're right. How is he?
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The understudy stinks!
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♪ ... I walk away
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♪ Or we save this love tonight ♪
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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That a man just died. Life is short
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and we should go upstairs and just...
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Hire Gary.
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Hire Gary?
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Kinky.
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Oh. You mean for the show.
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Okay, Ma, you could
take off the sunglasses.
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I need somebody to
recognize me from the temple
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so they can give me the evil eye?
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Ma, you can't wear a
disguise. You're not like me.
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You have a very distinctive voice.
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I'll keep them on. Thank you. I can see.
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Go play with your brother
and the little one.
254
00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:03,908
That haircut is awful on her.
255
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:09,045
Ma, look, I cannot tell
Mr. Sheffield to fire Gary.
256
00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:10,647
I don't make his decisions,
257
00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:13,016
tell him what do, run his life.
258
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:14,150
We're not married.
259
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:18,622
Without Gary, the temple is going under.
260
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:22,359
Blockbuster Video already
is measuring the parking lot.
261
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:28,732
Fran, you are looking at the star
of the new Burt Bacharach musical.
262
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,134
Oh, honey, that is so... oh...
263
00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:35,538
Chick-a-pee, chick-a-pee.
264
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:40,711
I'm sorry. I rented Nelly yesterday.
265
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,214
Listen, Gary, why don't you go
get measured for your costume?
266
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:44,381
Well, now that I'm playing the lead,
267
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:46,117
I guess my salary shoots up, too.
268
00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:50,421
Oh, there's that comic timing again.
269
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,358
Uh, Mr. Sheffield, you know, I think
that you're taking a big chance with Gary.
270
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,460
I mean, we don't even know him,
271
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,495
and the show is like your baby.
272
00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:00,030
I mean, would you trust your kids
273
00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:03,600
to the first stranger that
walked off the street again?
274
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,871
Miss Fine, the man is a tremendous talent.
275
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,607
He's gonna be the biggest star on Broadway.
276
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:13,043
He'll be rich and famous.
277
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,780
You know, Ma, temples we got.
278
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:20,050
But a Blockbuster in the
neighborhood could be a blessing.
279
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,354
Listen, you two, I want my cantor back.
280
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,156
My friends have disowned me.
281
00:15:26,223 --> 00:15:28,792
My life is over. I want to die!
282
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,464
Does this have almond extract?
283
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:38,569
Well, I'm sorry, Sylvia, but he's my star,
284
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,437
and I want him in my show.
285
00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:42,206
I have a contract.
286
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,242
Ma, you're just gonna have
to accept this like a grownup.
287
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,378
Besides, it's two against one.
288
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,980
It's not two against one.
289
00:15:50,047 --> 00:15:52,816
I have a higher power on my side.
290
00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,584
You'll see.
291
00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:57,487
Ours is not a merciful God.
292
00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:05,796
Oh, don't listen to her.
293
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,365
Oh, what the hell is
a locust doing in here?
294
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,578
Boy, it's been raining
295
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:24,081
for seven days and seven nights.
296
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:30,387
- You don't think your mother was right?
- Shut up, Val.
297
00:16:30,454 --> 00:16:32,255
God is forgiving, Miss Fine.
298
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,124
When I was a boy,
299
00:16:34,191 --> 00:16:37,494
I once took five shillings out of the
collection plate at church for toffee.
300
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,096
And nothing happened to you, right?
301
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,331
That's right, absolutely nothing.
302
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:42,666
Now, if you'll excuse me,
303
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,568
I have to go wash other peoples' underwear.
304
00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:51,842
Oh, Miss Fine, just listen
to the advance publicity
305
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,811
I'm getting for my show.
306
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:58,616
"Maxwell Sheffield has struck
gold in newcomer Gary Isaac."
307
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:01,385
Then it goes on about Burt
Bacharach blah, blah, blah.
308
00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:04,821
Who cares? Who cares? Who
cares? And here at the end,
309
00:17:04,889 --> 00:17:07,023
"Maxwell Sheffield has assured himself
310
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,259
the big new hit of the season!"
311
00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:10,860
(EXCLAIMING)
312
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:13,464
Well, so much for your mother
putting a whammy on us, eh?
313
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:17,934
On the contrary, it seems God has
sent us both a nice Jewish boy.
314
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,703
Oh, you know, I was never worried.
315
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,339
I mean, if God listened to a word Ma said,
316
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:27,578
I'd be living in a mansion with a
handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids...
317
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:31,281
She forgot to say married?
318
00:17:31,348 --> 00:17:32,949
(DOORBELL RINGS)
319
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,685
Oh, I'll get it. I'll get it.
320
00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:39,423
- Hey, Franny.
- Gary!
321
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,058
Mr. Sheffield was just
reading me the article.
322
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,929
No. It's already in the paper
that I'm flying off to do a movie?
323
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:47,564
(THUNDER RUMBLING) What movie?
324
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,069
I'm doing a part in Evita
for Andrew Lloyd Webber.
325
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,138
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
326
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:58,374
Oh, no. I... I knew it. I knew it!
327
00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:01,511
Andrew Lloyd Webber is God.
328
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:04,180
Gary, you can't just
walk out on Mr. Sheffield
329
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,650
without giving him at
least two weeks' notice
330
00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:08,018
and an engagement ring.
331
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,087
Now, wait a minute, Miss Fine.
332
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:13,156
You know, we're... we're
behaving dreadfully.
333
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:15,792
I mean, this is the opportunity
of a lifetime for Gary
334
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,194
and... and we should wish him well.
335
00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:21,031
Maxwell, thank you. Thank you.
336
00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:24,100
You know, Fran, my whole
life, all I ever thought about
337
00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:26,269
was settling down and getting married.
338
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,772
And then I met you, and
you changed all that.
339
00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:31,474
How ironic.
340
00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:37,313
Well, have a safe flight.
341
00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:39,550
You're going in this weather, I hope.
342
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:45,222
Oh, can you believe this guy?
343
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:47,224
Doesn't he know how much money
344
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,559
has already been invested in him?
345
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:52,061
I mean, musicians have been hired.
346
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,863
Rehearsals have been scheduled.
347
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:56,699
People have been working around the clock.
348
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,468
And that's just for my wedding.
349
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,137
What about your show?
350
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,840
Oh, don't worry, Miss Fine.
351
00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:06,143
Gary isn't going anywhere.
352
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:09,446
He has an ironclad contract.
353
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,883
Was that Gary I saw getting into a limo?
354
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,818
Oh, well, I'll have him sign his contract
355
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,820
at the theater tomorrow morning.
356
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,657
No rush.
357
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:26,163
Well, it seems it's
happened again, hasn't it?
358
00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:29,633
You see, I... I let you
get involved in my life.
359
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,136
A... at the time it
seemed like a good idea,
360
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,104
as it always does,
361
00:19:34,171 --> 00:19:36,139
but then it isn't!
362
00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:39,042
I haven't finished with you yet.
363
00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:41,678
But first, I have to go
bludgeon C.C. with a Tony!
364
00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:42,980
(EXCLAIMING)
365
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:49,019
Fran, maybe God is getting even with you
366
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,889
for taking the cantor away from the temple.
367
00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:54,358
You mean because Mr.
Sheffield wants to kill me
368
00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:57,461
and now I have no boyfriend?
369
00:19:57,528 --> 00:20:01,064
Nah, there's nothing out
of the ordinary about that.
370
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:04,634
Oh, my God, look!
371
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:09,038
I missed the Loehmann's
year-end clearance sale.
372
00:20:09,106 --> 00:20:11,808
Why are you doing this to me?
373
00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:29,426
We've been exiled to Siberia.
374
00:20:30,828 --> 00:20:33,263
Look at them staring at us.
375
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:37,500
I used to sit up there with
those vicious backstabbers.
376
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,570
We had a ball.
377
00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:43,674
FRAN: Oh, my God!
378
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:46,610
Debbie Berkowitz got engaged?
379
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:50,614
Who am I? Job?
380
00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:57,588
Ma, a BLT?
381
00:20:57,655 --> 00:21:00,156
Nobody can see us back here.
382
00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:02,993
I could throw a luau.
383
00:21:04,829 --> 00:21:07,831
Anyway, you got a little
mayo on your mouth.
384
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,635
Darling, I can't wipe my face with a...
385
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,770
$500 check?
386
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:15,572
Oh, give me that.
387
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,775
This is the money that I got
when I scammed the airlines.
388
00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:22,245
Why is God punishing me?
389
00:21:22,313 --> 00:21:24,247
What was my crime?
390
00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:28,451
(GASPS) Hello.
391
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,286
Oh, no. It's ridiculous.
392
00:21:30,354 --> 00:21:32,355
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
393
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,692
Donation to the temple!
394
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,694
Donation to the temple!
395
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:39,129
Here, Rabbi, take it.
396
00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:40,463
Find yourself a new cantor.
397
00:21:40,531 --> 00:21:42,532
God bless you, Franny.
398
00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:44,701
Don't tell me. Tell him!
399
00:21:46,937 --> 00:21:48,872
Thank you. Thank you very much.
400
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:52,242
Mrs. Newman just told
me she's moving to Boca.
401
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:56,613
We're first on the list for front-row
seats for the high holy days.
402
00:21:58,115 --> 00:22:00,450
Fine. The engagement is off!
403
00:22:02,987 --> 00:22:06,256
Boy, he not only works in mysterious ways,
404
00:22:06,323 --> 00:22:08,992
he works like that.
405
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:12,796
Darling, I'm so glad that
we're back on his good side.
406
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:16,332
So am I, Ma. Let's pray.
407
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,834
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.
408
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:19,636
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.
409
00:22:19,704 --> 00:22:21,271
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.
410
00:22:21,338 --> 00:22:23,073
- Find her a doctor.
- Find me a doctor.
411
00:22:26,074 --> 00:22:36,074
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