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- Oh, hi, Niles.
- Hmm?

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Say, look at this great
Mother's Day present I got.

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- 50% off on the red dot sale.
- Hmm.

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Oh, by the way, here's your magic marker.

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Every light in this entire house is on.

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Do you people realize how
much energy we're wasting here?

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Would you just sign my report card?

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Nice try, Brighton.

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Oh, B, you failed French.

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- What are you talking about? I got a "B."
- No, you didn't.

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You turned the "F" into a
"B" with a red magic marker.

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You know, I am horrified.

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Fran, you've gotta promise me

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you won't tell Dad I failed French.

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You know what a pain he can be.

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Your father? The most compassionate,
understanding, handsome...

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He's standing right behind me.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's right, Brighton.
And you are getting a tutor.

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A tutor?

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Oh, that's not how you
learn a foreign language.

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You gotta go to the country

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and immerse yourself in the culture.

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Forget it, Miss Fine.

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You're not getting a trip to Paris.

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I tried that when I wanted to
perfect my Swedish meatballs.

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He sent me to Ikea.

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Now, you know, I might not
mind a hot-looking French tutor,

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some babe in a short skirt,

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spiked heels, a little accent.

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Oh, come on,

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do you think your father's
gonna hire a floozy like that

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to teach his kids? Please.

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Fran, what are you doing to the
blouse you bought your mother?

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I'm sewing the size in upside
down so the "L" looks like a "7".

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Basically I'm knocking 40
pounds off her for Mother's Day.

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Better you should give her some
grandchildren before she dies.

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How much did she pay you to say that?

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Nothing.

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What do I need? Knock wood.

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I live in a beautiful mansion,

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and thanks God I got my health.

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Oh, can you believe Ma would lay guilt

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on a little girl just
to get what she wants?

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I want a kid so I could do that, too.

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Having kids is hard work.

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I wouldn't know where to start.

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How about by getting a date?

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Well, I'll be back shortly.

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I'm just going out to
lunch with a friend of mine.

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- Okay.
- Mr. Wilder.

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He's getting divorced for the second time.

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Married a beautiful blond chorus girl.

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His poor children were so attached to her.

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Been disinfecting the
extension phone again, Niles?

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Cold and flu season, sir.

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Well, the whole thing's a bloody mess.

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I'll tell you, I'm not gonna remarry

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until the children are
grown and out of the house.

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Well, wait a minute.

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That could be, like, 10 years.

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I mean, what if you met the right girl?

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You think she's gonna wait all that time

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to settle down and start a family?

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I don't know. If she's the
right person, she'll understand.

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No, she won't.

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That'll be Mr. Wilder.

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He bought a new Bentley to hide

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some of the money from her divorce lawyer.

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Bundle up, sir. There's
just so much I can do.

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Oh, meanwhile, I gotta
spend the whole afternoon

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interviewing French tutors for Brighton.

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Well, what happened to the one
Mr. Sheffield liked, Nannette?

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No, no.

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I'll tell you, it's a good thing

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Mr. Sheffield put me in charge of this,

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'cause unlike a man,

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I will hire a tutor based solely
on their academic credentials.

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- Bonjour.
- You're hired.

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Miss Fine, it's 85 degrees in here.

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Why did you turn up the heat?

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Oh, would you leave me alone?

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I'm checking out the tutor's credentials.

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Il fait chaud ici.

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Mighty impressive.

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Vive la France.

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Oh, croissants.

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Croissants.

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I never thought I'd say
this to you, but more nasal.

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Niles, I'm an American.

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I don't have to put on some fake
accent just to impress someone.

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Allo.

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Would you care for some croissants?

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Merci, chérie.

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Maintenant Brighton,

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another time. Once
more. With feelings, huh?

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Mon chéri, je t'adore.

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No. No, no. You murder the language.

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Brighton, say it as though you were

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speaking to an exquisite woman, huh?

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Je t'adore.

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Je t'adore.

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Je t'adore.

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Well, honey, even I understood that.

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Go shut the door.

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Come on, guys, it's a Saturday.

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I don't want to be stuck in the house.

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Listen, Brighton, you're not going
anywhere until you pass French.

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So just plant your little
derrière on the chair.

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Today is a school day.

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You should listen to your beautiful nanny.

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Recess.

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Forgive me if I stare.

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You have such classic features.

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You remind me of a Rodin.

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Rodan, the pterodactyl
that terrorized Tokyo?

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Well, I've been called worse.

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Vous êtes très charmante.

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In my country, a woman as beautiful as you

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would have a family of her own

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or at least be responsible
for one breaking up.

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That is so sweet.

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Perhaps you would like to
join me for dinner tonight?

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Oh, Philippe, that's awfully sweet of you.

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But it's a little last-minute.

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I mean, I already made dinner plans.

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But you know what?

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Let me just go see if I can change them.

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Okay?

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Niles, Niles,

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cover up the holes on the
Lean Cuisine with some tape

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and shove it back in the freezer.

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Oh, Fran, you look so pretty.

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I've never seen you in that dress.

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Oh, sure you have, honey.

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This is the one that I always pull out

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when my relationships start
to get a little serious.

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No. I've never seen you in that dress...

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You made your point, honey.

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I'll get it.

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Philippe.

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Bonsoir, Brighton.

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He's French. It's cool, isn't it?

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You know, Fran, maybe I
should say hello to Philippe.

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I mean, I don't wanna be rude.

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Now, sweetie, this is Brighton's tutor.

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But aren't you failing Italian?

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No.

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Well, don't you think you should be?

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Yeah.

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Bonsoir, Philippe.

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Did you study your French last night?

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Well, how's this?

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Did I pass the oral exam?

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Ah, Philippe, I see you're exposing

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my nanny to your native tongue.

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Mr. Sheffield. I'm sorry.

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I guess I just have no French resistance.

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Well, neither do the French.

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They surrendered in every
war they've ever been in.

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That is because we are
lovers, not fighters.

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I believe your employer is jealous, huh?

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Miss Fine, I believe
your date is presumptuous.

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One thing a Frenchman can
spot a mile away is a cuckold.

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Oh, really?

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Now, you see, I would have thought

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that would have been a
plate of stinky cheese.

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- Limey.
- Frog.

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The only good thing to come out

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of your country is Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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All right. That does it.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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You know, I had a dream like this once.

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How long do we have to put up
with that posturing Frenchman?

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And why do they let so many foreigners

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into this country in the first place?

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Crumpet, sir?

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Oh, Maxwell, don't be so selfish.

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Philippe and Nanny Fine
are perfect for one another.

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You know how the French love a fine wine.

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Well, now he can listen
to one 24 hours a day.

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No sour grapes.

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You could have foreign
men worship you, too.

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Go to India. You'd be sacred.

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Why is she throwing herself at him anyway?

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I mean, it's not as if she's never
seen a good-looking man before.

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I've been known to turn a few
heads in my time, right, Niles?

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You're a brick...

190
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house.

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Mighty, mighty.

192
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:27,204
But perhaps Miss Fine has reached a point

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in her life where she wants a little more.

194
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What do you mean, a little more?

195
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Well, you know, sir, a
little something extra like...

196
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He proposed! He proposed!

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... that.

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What? What do you mean he proposed?

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Well, I knew he was up to something

200
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'cause he started with that
"Shut the door. Shut the door."

201
00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:49,427
Miss Fine, how could the man
possibly want to marry you?

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Pardon moi?

203
00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:53,630
Well, I mean, he barely even knows you.

204
00:10:53,698 --> 00:10:57,168
Well, some people know what
they want as soon as they see it

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'cause, unlike other people,

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they are in touch with their feelings

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00:11:01,106 --> 00:11:03,440
and are not afraid to express them.

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Deux points, deux carats.

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00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:09,346
Just what exactly are you saying?

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00:11:09,414 --> 00:11:10,447
What are you saying?

211
00:11:10,515 --> 00:11:12,149
I'm not saying anything.

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Bingo! Au revoir.

213
00:11:25,196 --> 00:11:26,530
What? What's the big news

214
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,398
you couldn't tell me over the phone?

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Happy Mother's Day.

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Are you pregnant?

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No.

218
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,617
Oh, I can't believe that Mr.
Sheffield finally proposed to you.

219
00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:48,986
Oh, no, Ma. It's not Mr. Sheffield.

220
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:52,256
It's Philippe, the guy
that I've been seeing.

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Someone proposed to you without
even meeting your mother?

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Gee, you know, I never
made that connection before.

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Darling, I don't like this at all.

224
00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:05,202
Oh, Ma, you're gonna love Philippe.

225
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,503
He is the most passionate,

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00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:08,639
sensuous man I've ever met.

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00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:10,741
You should see him eat a piece of fruit,

228
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tearing it apart like an animal,

229
00:12:13,345 --> 00:12:15,646
juice dribbling down his chin,

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wiping it with his sleeve.

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00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,417
I'll tell you, he
reminds me a lot of Daddy.

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Sweetheart, don't go by the sex.

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Don't go by the looks.

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I made that mistake with your father.

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The man that I let my daughter marry

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has to live up to my standards, darling.

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Bonjour, chérie.

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My son!

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Philippe, Ma. Ma, don't scare him.

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00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:52,049
What? Like I don't know
how to talk to a person

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00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,584
from a foreign country?

242
00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:58,689
Hello. I'm Sylvia Fine.

243
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Thank you for your lovely statue.

244
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We put it in the harbor

245
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so everyone could see it.

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That's good, Ma.

247
00:13:19,944 --> 00:13:24,448
Now, it's time to take your el dopa.

248
00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:29,120
Hello, Sylvia, how are you?

249
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:33,757
Not kicking myself like someone
else in this room must be.

250
00:13:36,094 --> 00:13:39,229
Phil, now that we're mishpocheh,

251
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family, we have so much to talk about.

252
00:13:44,869 --> 00:13:48,172
Morty and I will pay
for the entire wedding.

253
00:13:48,239 --> 00:13:51,541
Your side will just pay for the food.

254
00:13:51,609 --> 00:13:54,945
But don't worry, the
Fines are not big eaters.

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00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:03,486
Congratulations, Philippe.

256
00:14:03,554 --> 00:14:05,289
Merci, Maxwell.

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00:14:05,823 --> 00:14:07,224
Snail eater.

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00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:10,761
Your queen looks like a man.

259
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,634
Are you two at it again?

260
00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:19,737
This is getting ridiculous.

261
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:21,104
He got you last.

262
00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:23,239
Chérie, we must get ready

263
00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:25,208
for the interview for our Green Card.

264
00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:27,444
Um...

265
00:14:27,511 --> 00:14:30,314
Philippe, uh, could you
perhaps clear this up for me?

266
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:34,952
If you marry Miss Fine, you get to
stay in this country. Is that right?

267
00:14:35,553 --> 00:14:37,087
You insult me, sir.

268
00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:38,755
I wanted to take her to France

269
00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:40,690
to live in my brother's château,

270
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,359
but she insisted on remaining here

271
00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:44,161
to take care of your children.

272
00:14:44,229 --> 00:14:46,497
That's right.

273
00:14:46,564 --> 00:14:50,367
The château part was conveniently
left out of the conversation,

274
00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:52,837
but that's right.

275
00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:54,471
Now, about Christmas time,

276
00:14:54,539 --> 00:14:56,674
does your brother like mishpocheh around?

277
00:15:02,947 --> 00:15:04,214
Bear with me.

278
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:05,682
The INS has to determine

279
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,320
that yours will not simply
be a marriage of convenience.

280
00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:11,154
Well, I'll tell you, it was
pretty convenient for me,

281
00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:14,457
'cause if I hadn't met someone
soon, I was gonna hang myself.

282
00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:19,930
So exactly how long
did you go out with Fran

283
00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:21,431
before you proposed?

284
00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:24,668
All I remember is getting lost in her eyes,

285
00:15:24,736 --> 00:15:27,237
then she spoke with a cute little accent,

286
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,572
and I was hers,

287
00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:29,773
body and soul.

288
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:34,411
Thank God love is not
only blind, it's deaf, too.

289
00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:38,849
When was she born?

290
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,951
Well, I know she's 26.

291
00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:47,458
That's a rough conversion from
the metric system. Move on.

292
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,328
What is her favorite food?

293
00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:53,130
Well, we dine on love.

294
00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:54,965
But I never get enough.

295
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,334
I'm always hungry for more.

296
00:15:58,503 --> 00:15:59,703
Oh, can we wrap this up?

297
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:01,371
I think he's ready for dessert.

298
00:16:03,474 --> 00:16:06,076
Is Miss Fine the only American woman

299
00:16:06,144 --> 00:16:07,645
you would consider dating...

300
00:16:07,712 --> 00:16:09,346
considered dating?

301
00:16:10,681 --> 00:16:12,116
Absolument.

302
00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:16,620
The moment our two souls met,
it was an explosion of love.

303
00:16:18,923 --> 00:16:21,091
Have you ever heard such utter rot?

304
00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:24,661
"Our two souls met in
an explosion of love."

305
00:16:27,298 --> 00:16:29,433
- Couldn't you just retch?
- Quite right, sir.

306
00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:30,501
Too flowery,

307
00:16:30,568 --> 00:16:31,902
not nearly as seductive as...

308
00:16:31,969 --> 00:16:33,437
"Miss Fine!"

309
00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:41,611
No more, please. I am spent.

310
00:16:54,693 --> 00:16:56,193
Hello, Caca.

311
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,834
What?

312
00:17:03,902 --> 00:17:05,602
Is that not what C.C. stands for?

313
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,637
This is what the butler told me.

314
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:19,616
You know, Philippe, you have made
me the happiest woman on Earth.

315
00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:22,586
And how have I done that, mon coeur?

316
00:17:22,653 --> 00:17:25,155
By taking Nanny Fine off my hands...

317
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:29,125
arms... shoulders?

318
00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:31,628
Your skin is like white chocolate, chérie.

319
00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:35,532
Aren't you engaged to Nanny Fine?

320
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,700
Oui.

321
00:17:42,674 --> 00:17:46,343
And you think I would condone
this type of scandal with me?

322
00:17:47,178 --> 00:17:49,613
Oui.

323
00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:53,751
Monsieur, I am deeply offended.

324
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:01,458
Stop it.

325
00:18:06,731 --> 00:18:08,264
A tout à l'heure.

326
00:18:14,105 --> 00:18:16,739
Did Caca do a no-no in the kitchen?

327
00:18:21,145 --> 00:18:23,313
Now she's going to have to clean it up.

328
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:26,583
What do you mean?

329
00:18:26,651 --> 00:18:28,651
Well, someone's got to tell Miss
Fine that she's marrying a cad.

330
00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:30,787
I could never break her heart like that.

331
00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:32,222
I can.

332
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,390
But I won't.

333
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,992
Destroy Nanny Fine's relationship

334
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,595
and be stuck with her forever?

335
00:18:38,662 --> 00:18:41,632
You've been inhaling a little
too much Easy-Off, Beulah.

336
00:18:43,101 --> 00:18:45,035
Big mistake.

337
00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:46,603
If you told, it would make you

338
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,705
so attractive to Mr. Sheffield.

339
00:18:49,808 --> 00:18:51,075
How?

340
00:18:51,142 --> 00:18:52,943
Well, a handsome man came onto you.

341
00:18:53,011 --> 00:18:54,812
Remember, boys never want a toy

342
00:18:54,879 --> 00:18:56,980
until another boy wants to play with it.

343
00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:00,951
Listening.

344
00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:02,652
Besides, Philippe is a philanderer.

345
00:19:02,721 --> 00:19:04,287
The marriage will never last.

346
00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:05,856
When Miss Fine is devastated,

347
00:19:05,924 --> 00:19:07,991
whose strong, British arms
will be there to comfort and...

348
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,893
Maxwell!

349
00:19:11,396 --> 00:19:13,130
What shall we put the bridesmaids in?

350
00:19:13,197 --> 00:19:15,365
Fuchsia or lime green?

351
00:19:15,432 --> 00:19:18,068
No woman looks good in lime green.

352
00:19:18,136 --> 00:19:19,135
Lime green it is.

353
00:19:22,273 --> 00:19:23,373
Je t'adore.

354
00:19:24,108 --> 00:19:25,275
Okay.

355
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,247
The man is obsessed with shutting the door.

356
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:36,320
- Miss Fine, I have something to tell you.
- Oh?

357
00:19:36,387 --> 00:19:39,456
Your French fiance
Philippe's a philanderer.

358
00:19:39,524 --> 00:19:42,159
Try saying that five times fast.

359
00:19:42,226 --> 00:19:44,394
Miss Fine, I'm serious.
He made a pass at C.C.

360
00:19:44,462 --> 00:19:46,129
That's right. He kissed me.

361
00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:48,998
Another man wanted me, C.C.
Babcock, for his love toy.

362
00:19:51,435 --> 00:19:54,905
How dare you make something up
like that just to tear us apart?

363
00:19:54,973 --> 00:19:56,607
- I have never...
- It is true.

364
00:19:56,674 --> 00:19:59,242
I cannot resist such beautiful woman.

365
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,579
I was appalled.

366
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:05,782
Tell her how you said my skin
looked like white chocolate.

367
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:09,552
Oh, my God, you called
me your Reese's piece.

368
00:20:14,258 --> 00:20:17,394
What kind of a man
would do this to a woman?

369
00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:18,662
A Frenchman.

370
00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:23,500
Chérie, I love all women,

371
00:20:23,568 --> 00:20:25,268
but I marry you.

372
00:20:25,336 --> 00:20:26,436
Well, fine,

373
00:20:26,504 --> 00:20:28,405
I love all men.

374
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:32,542
So when we're married, I guess it
won't bother you when I do this.

375
00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:40,817
Kissing an English man is
like kissing your mother.

376
00:20:43,387 --> 00:20:46,389
Oh, really? Then, what about this?

377
00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:54,764
This is no good.

378
00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:56,500
You made your point.

379
00:20:59,837 --> 00:21:02,105
Fran, you do not understand.

380
00:21:03,508 --> 00:21:05,542
In France, men are like bees.

381
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:09,479
We must pollinate all
the flowers in the garden.

382
00:21:09,546 --> 00:21:11,281
Well, I'll tell you something.

383
00:21:11,349 --> 00:21:13,083
I don't think you should be so free

384
00:21:13,151 --> 00:21:15,185
and easy with your stinger there,

385
00:21:16,554 --> 00:21:18,288
because in this country,

386
00:21:18,356 --> 00:21:21,791
we have what's known as the Bobbitt bee.

387
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,831
But, chérie, je t'adore.

388
00:21:27,899 --> 00:21:29,966
My pleasure.

389
00:21:38,142 --> 00:21:41,478
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

390
00:21:41,545 --> 00:21:45,715
Oh, Miss Fine, there, there.

391
00:21:45,783 --> 00:21:50,253
Hey, what do you say I take
you out for a nice supper?

392
00:21:50,321 --> 00:21:52,789
Oh, no. I couldn't eat anything.

393
00:21:53,992 --> 00:21:56,659
Maybe a small lobster

394
00:21:58,296 --> 00:22:00,497
and a twice-baked potato.

395
00:22:01,932 --> 00:22:04,801
Why do I listen to you?

396
00:22:04,869 --> 00:22:08,004
I just drove her straight into his arms.

397
00:22:08,072 --> 00:22:10,941
Well, there's no such
thing as a perfect plan.

398
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,609
Cheers, Caca.

399
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:33,900
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