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Oh, Niles, you missed some
top-of-the-line bar mitzvah.

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They flew the entire family in.

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Yeah? From where?

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The ceiling.

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Yeah, it was a giant,
sequined hot-air balloon.

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It was like being in a Jewish Wizard of Oz.

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Oh, and B, the bar mitzvah gave me

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such great ideas for
your confirmation party.

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And I'm sure they're fantastic.

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But after church, the whole family's

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coming back here for an elegant supper.

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You see, the arrangements
have all been made.

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Quick, Niles, make the arrangements.

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That's right, Maxwell, less is more.

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When I was confirmed, we
had a very simple ceremony.

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Hmm, lit a few candles and
danced around a dead cat?

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Dad, come on, I've been studying

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with this priest for three years now.

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I want a bar mitzvah.

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Oh, come on, Mr. Sheffield,
you know he's the middle child.

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You saw The Godfather.

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You don't want to have another
Fredo Corleone on your hands.

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He already resents you for all
those after-school activities

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that you make me schlepp him to.

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Oh, no, that's me.

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Nanny Fine, is this the cruise
you and Val are going on?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Oh, boy, would you just look
at that gorgeous hunk of beef

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over there by the pool.

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And, you know, the chef will
carve it for you right there.

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Don't you find it a little degrading

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to be a single woman on a cruise?

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I mean, trapped on a ship
with all those marauding men,

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half naked, greased up with suntan oil,

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no way to escape...

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Good night, Maxwell.

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Oh, Miss Fine, you're
gonna have a wonderful time.

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You know, I remember my
first transatlantic crossing.

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I booked the royal suite on the top deck.

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Magnificent panoramic views.

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Oh, well, we've got the Jules Verne cabin.

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We're 20,000 leagues under the sea.

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But I don't care,
because my psychic told me

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that I was gonna meet the man
of my dreams on this cruise.

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A psychic, Miss Fine?

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Oh, yeah. She was fabulous.

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She said that he and I were
going to dance on water.

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Then she got some kind
of freak asthma attack,

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and it just ate up the
rest of my $3.95 a minute.

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Miss Fine, you don't honestly think

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you're gonna meet the love of your life

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and get married based only on what

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any stranger tells you over the telephone?

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Well, you got that right, mister.

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You know how many clueless
quacks I had to call

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before I found one with
that kind of vision?

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Niles, I cannot believe Miss
Fine is going on a cruise

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just because some psychic told
her she had a date with destiny.

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I mean, when you pay someone,

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they only tell you what you want to hear.

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Absolutely, sir.

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You are so clever and witty and handsome...

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Oh, shut up!

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You know, there is a
chance she could run off.

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I mean, if she met someone

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and convinced herself it was fate.

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Boy, that would really
tear the children up.

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Well, you know how
attractive they find her.

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I mean, nurturing and caring and all that.

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Why don't you tell her how they feel?

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Don't use any names, just
convey their thoughts.

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Lost without you.

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Never leave.

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Love you so.

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Are you completely mad?

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She'll think I'm talking about myself.

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Now, why didn't I think of that?

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You are so clever and witty

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and handsome...

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Dad, a confirmation is one of the most

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important events in a young man's life.

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No, no, no. Where are the tears?

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Where's the emotion?

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You know, you're no Erik Menendez.

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Fran, I'm not an actor.
I can't just cry on cue.

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Well, try this one on for size.

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Your father made some terrible
investments and your trust fund, gone.

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No. No!

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That's good. That's good.

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Use that.

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Uh, Mr. Sheffield, Brighton has something

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that he wants to speak to you about.

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Dad, I've been thinking, and, well,

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it's very important in a young man's
life to have a real confirmation,

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and it would mean so very, very
much to me if would you would just...

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Oh, my God, your heel's
going through my foot!

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Do you think Erik would have
said that to Leslie Abramson?

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You know, Miss Fine, I think
you're absolutely right.

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Brighton should have a big party.

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Oh, I'm so glad you changed your mind,

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because, you know, you're only 14 once.

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Twenty-nine, you can be eight, 10 years.

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Oh, Fran, you're the best.

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Oh, honey, it's gonna be
just like a real bar mitzvah.

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Now, get off me. I know what you're doing.

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Hey, today I am a man.

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So, tell me, what's the
plans for the big event?

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- Well, are you ready for this?
- Yeah.

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I'm taking the entire family on a cruise.

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That's fabulous.

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I inspired you. Where you going?

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To the Caribbean.

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That's fabulous. Just like me.

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What cruise line?

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Celebrity.

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That's fabulous. Me, too.

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I know. We're coming with you.

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Why?

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Now, Miss Fine, wasn't it your idea

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that Brighton should have a
big bar-mitzvah-like to do?

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Yeah, bar mitzvah on land.

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We're desert people.

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We don't like to get wet.

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That's why we parted the Red Sea.

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Oh, Miss Fine, I know what you're thinking.

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You're on this boat to find Mr. Right.

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Well, don't you worry.
We'll respect your privacy.

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So will Morty, Sylvia and Yetta.

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You invited my parents and my grandmother

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on the first sexy vacation
I've had in three years?

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- Yes.
- That's so thoughtful of you.

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But you said Brighton should
be surrounded by family.

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I meant your family.

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Excuse me, sir.

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I may be overstepping my bounds here,

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but I've invited the
Fines and Miss Babcock,

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as you requested,

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and I think it's very unfair

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to intrude on this poor girl's vacation.

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You're coming, too.

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Caribe!

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♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot

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♪ Hot, hot, hot

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Don't worry, Franny, I promise
you, you won't even know I'm here.

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Then maybe you can let go of my jacket?

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Then I'll fall.

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Miss Babcock is out of her mind.

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I haven't seen one desperate
single woman on this whole ship.

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Oh, my God, gorgeous guy. How's my hair?

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Who cares? He's mine.

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Val! Val, I saw him first!

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Yetta.

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Welcome aboard the Century,
ladies. I'm your captain.

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Oh, how do you do?

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I'm Fran Fine, and... and this
is my birth control device.

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Nice to meet you.

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Oh, you look so different
without your blue uniform

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and your big handlebar moustache.

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Yetta, that's Captain Crunch.

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I know who it is.

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That picture on the box must
have been taken years ago.

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Darling, I don't think I'm gonna make it.

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Oh. Uh, Captain, I'd like
you to meet my mother.

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She's a little nervous about
being so far out at sea.

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The Century is one of
the safest ships afloat.

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Don't lie to me.

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Have you ever run out of food?

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Ma, calm down. It's a huge ship.

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There's no way they're gonna run out of...

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Say, do they have an A&P on Saint Thomas?

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Well, what happened with Mr. Gorgeous?

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Gay.

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Look at him making out
with that girl over there.

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Wait until she finds out.

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Well, I don't know why I'm
looking to pick up men anyway.

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I mean, the psychic said that

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the man of my dreams was going to find me.

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Ah, Miss Fine, I found you.

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Oh, Fran, you've gotta see
the video arcade. It is so big.

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Fran, there's a club just for kids.

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Children, please wait. Wait a minute.

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Now, Miss Fine is on vacation.

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Let's not bother her.

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But, Dad, you just dragged us

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all over the ship looking for her.

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To tell her we're not going to bother her.

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Well, that's all right. That's okay.

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Listen, you kids, if
you need me for anything,

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I'm on the plaza deck, Room 5102.

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Hey, we're in 5103.

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And I'm in 5104.

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Oh, my God, that's fabulous.

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You're just so full of surprises.

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Would you let go of me, old woman?

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Then I'll fall, and I'll have to spend

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the entire cruise in our room.

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I don't...

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What do you mean our room?

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Well, you see, the thing was,
when I made the arrangements,

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there were only two rooms left.

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Well, I couldn't share with a woman,

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so I was forced to take the suite.

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Why didn't you give us the suite?

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Well, I offered, but...

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What do we need with a
wet bar and a Jacuzzi?

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A couple of old maids like us.

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Hi, kids.

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Hey, Fran.

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Oh, God, Val, can you believe

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those two 17-year-old twins
playing ping pong over there?

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00:11:00,189 --> 00:11:03,425
I don't know who's more
gorgeous, the boy or the girl.

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00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:08,063
Okay, let's take their chairs.

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So, Val, did you get the dining room menu?

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Yeah, it's right here.

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The late seating offers
a doctor across from us

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with an accountant on the side,

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and the early comes
with two retired couples,

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but we're literally on
top of the seafood bar.

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- Seafood bar.
- Seafood bar.

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It doesn't matter who I eat
with because the psychic told me

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that, by the end of this cruise,

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I was going to dance on water
with the man of my dreams.

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I went to a psychic.

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He told me I'd be single,
living with my parents

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and 10 pounds heavier.

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00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:46,035
Please, I'm at least 20 pounds heavier.

228
00:11:48,271 --> 00:11:50,539
Oh, hi, Ma. Where's Daddy?

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He's floating in the pool.

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Where is he?

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Morty, did you forget something?

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Stays on in a monsoon, my tuchus.

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00:12:07,824 --> 00:12:11,593
Darling, I met the most
gorgeous guy for you.

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There he is. Arch your back.

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Hi.

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I'm Steve Goodman.

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Hi, Steve. I'm Fran Fine.

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Your mother told me so much about you.

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You know, my sister also graduated

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Hillcrest High five years ago.

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What's left for us to talk about?

242
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Well, we could talk about the
mambo contest Saturday night.

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Think you could keep up with me?

244
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He's asking me to dance on water.

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Don't break my heart.

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Don't tell me you're with someone.

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Oh, no, no, no. I am free as a bird.

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Completely unattached.

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There you are.

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Did we remember to set the
alarm before we left the house?

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Mr. Sheffield, there are
2,000 people on board.

252
00:12:59,008 --> 00:13:01,443
What, do I got a LoJack stuffed in my bra?

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Mr. Sheffield,

254
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the white chaises are for loading

255
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and unloading potential husbands only.

256
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Don't mind me.

257
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I just came up for some fresh air.

258
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:18,493
Yeah, I think I'll do a couple
hundred laps in the pool.

259
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:24,065
I think you got your trunks on backwards.

260
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:28,203
The whole string is hanging out over here.

261
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:32,073
Oh, right. Uh, don't mind me.

262
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Carry on.

263
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:37,713
That's Grandma Yetta.
She's sharp as a tack.

264
00:13:39,282 --> 00:13:44,019
It's hard to believe I got
a granddaughter over 30.

265
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- She's senile.
- She's senile.

266
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Craps. Sorry, sir, you lose again.

267
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Hello, Niles.

268
00:14:05,441 --> 00:14:07,376
Now, I knew you were a high roller.

269
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Those Bermuda shorts you wore
to the pool were a huge gamble.

270
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This from a woman whose flip-flops

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could transport refugees from Cuba.

272
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Seven's a winner.

273
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:25,293
Looks like my luck is changing.

274
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Craps, you lose.

275
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:37,473
Come on, you have two
chips left. Go for it.

276
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:40,309
Papa needs a new pair of oven mitts.

277
00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:47,683
11 is the winner.

278
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Seven, he wins again.

279
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

280
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Not so fast or I'll fall.

281
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:55,277
Wasn't that a magnificent sunset?

282
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Mmm-hmm.

283
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I just wish it could last forever.

284
00:16:58,347 --> 00:17:00,215
Oh, me, too.

285
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:01,616
You know, next to candles,

286
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sunset is the most youthful lighting.

287
00:17:06,189 --> 00:17:08,289
What a wonderful day.

288
00:17:08,357 --> 00:17:09,590
You know, it was a great idea

289
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to make Brighton's
confirmation such an event.

290
00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:14,596
Well, we've got a lot to celebrate.

291
00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:16,331
Brighton's becoming a man

292
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and I'm getting one.

293
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Oh, yes, Steve.

294
00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:23,171
Nice chap. Nice chap.

295
00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:26,340
Strange how one nostril's
larger than the other.

296
00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:28,710
I didn't notice.

297
00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,245
Oh, really?

298
00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:33,414
Yes, it throws off the whole
symmetry of his face somehow.

299
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,216
Well, if it doesn't bother you.

300
00:17:35,284 --> 00:17:37,585
I mean, I know I couldn't live with it.

301
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I could live with a weird nostril myself.

302
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:45,893
Oh, Steve, there you are.

303
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:49,030
Well, listen, I should
leave the two of you alone.

304
00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:51,533
I'm sure you want to get to your dinner.

305
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,236
You know, Maxwell,
you're welcome to join us.

306
00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:56,471
Oh, well, that sounds...

307
00:17:59,508 --> 00:18:02,544
Terribly inconvenient. I
couldn't possibly. Good night.

308
00:18:02,612 --> 00:18:04,145
Are you sure?

309
00:18:04,947 --> 00:18:06,548
Well, actually...

310
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Absolutely sure. Have fun.

311
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Okay. Good night.

312
00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:19,360
Niles, what do you think?

313
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:23,265
Now, if she really has
met the man of her dreams,

314
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I may have lost her forever.

315
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:27,669
Well, that's life.

316
00:18:29,472 --> 00:18:31,306
Hello, Miss Babcock.

317
00:18:31,374 --> 00:18:33,408
I don't know if it's the
sea air, but you look...

318
00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:35,443
What do you want?

319
00:18:35,511 --> 00:18:38,113
20 minutes at the slots,
my baby by my side.

320
00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:42,450
Oh, this is gonna cost you big.

321
00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:45,220
I thought you were
duty-free on the high seas.

322
00:18:45,288 --> 00:18:47,489
Sorry. Old habits, my beauty.

323
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,126
Name your price.

324
00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:54,729
- Ninety-five pounds.
- British?

325
00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:56,898
No, Yiddish.

326
00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:01,269
Meet your new roommate.

327
00:19:01,337 --> 00:19:02,604
Hi, Neil.

328
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:22,524
Here, sweetie, you want a drink?

329
00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:24,092
I'm not allowed to have any drinks

330
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with little umbrellas in them.

331
00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:31,133
The rum she don't care about. Kids!

332
00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:37,940
If I snore tonight, nudge me.

333
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,984
Thank you to the Celebrity dancers.

334
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,221
And Benjie Easterman as Barbra Streisand.

335
00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:55,590
If he weren't heading for the
men's room, you'd swear it was her.

336
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:58,994
And now, what you've all been waiting for.

337
00:19:59,062 --> 00:20:01,062
Get ready to mambo!

338
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,398
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, where is Steve?

339
00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:06,435
They're starting the dance
contest, and I don't even see him.

340
00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:09,170
You see, he's not gonna
show. You can't trust him.

341
00:20:09,238 --> 00:20:11,072
He won't make you happy.

342
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,009
I don't want to be happy.
I want to be married.

343
00:20:15,077 --> 00:20:16,711
Oh, Steve. Steve.

344
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:19,080
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to sit this one out, Fran.

345
00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:20,549
What? What happened?

346
00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:21,983
Come on, let's go.

347
00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:24,753
What did I tell you? They're all gay.

348
00:20:27,089 --> 00:20:28,690
Where are you taking him?

349
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,692
This man's a stowaway.

350
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,061
I'm sorry, Fran. I'm really sorry.

351
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:36,164
And I'll pay back all the
sundries I charged to your cabin.

352
00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:39,200
Oh, God, a stowaway.

353
00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:41,937
No wonder he wanted to sleep with me.

354
00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:44,405
He didn't have a room.

355
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,611
Oh, Miss Fine, I'm so sorry.

356
00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:51,480
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, please
just leave me alone.

357
00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:55,016
I am so humiliated. I just want to hide.

358
00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:59,521
Couple number one, Fran
Fine and Steve Goodman.

359
00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:03,391
Miss Fine, may I be the man of
your dreams for this one dance?

360
00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:05,560
I don't think I could.

361
00:21:05,628 --> 00:21:09,497
First prize, a special
singles cruise on the Galaxy.

362
00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:12,334
All right. Twirl me, pull me,
dip me, mambo, two, three, four.

363
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,376
Mr. Sheffield, you know,

364
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,177
the psychic told me that I would dance

365
00:21:56,245 --> 00:21:58,780
on water with the man of my dreams.

366
00:21:58,847 --> 00:22:00,882
What a waste of money that was.

367
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