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Hi.
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Oh, Grandma Yetta called
and said she's on her way.
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I don't know why she wouldn't
let me send the limo for her
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so she could stretch out in back.
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Oh, honey, at her age,
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she's not looking to stretch out
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in the back of any long black cars.
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Niles, do you have
anything for the dog to eat?
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Sure. What are you in the mood for?
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Watch it, Hop Sing,
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- or I'll have you fixed like I fixed him.
- Oh.
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Nanny Fine, here's my credit card.
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Now, when you take Chester to
the groomer, be very careful.
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He's been biting and snapping
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and being particularly vicious.
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Bad Cujo. Bad Cujo.
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Dump him in here. I
gave him a tranquillizer.
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Oh, you know, my mother once took
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a doggy tranquillizer by accident.
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She thought it was a Dexatrim.
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What happened?
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Well, she ate out of a big bowl,
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licked herself clean...
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basically nothing happened.
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I'm leaving for the airport now, Mother.
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Goodbye.
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Yes, of course, Mother.
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I like you very much, too.
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"I like you very much, too"?
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When are you gonna cut
that umbilical cord already?
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Well, I have to go to Paris.
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My brother's done it again.
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Nigel's taken his entire inheritance
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and bought some seedy
little nightclub in Paris.
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I told Mother no one in our family
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should get hold of their trust fund
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until they're at least 30 years old.
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30?
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I'm not gonna have a date until I'm 30.
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Well, honey, at least when
you turn 30, you'll be rich.
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When I turn 30, I'll be 40.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at the time.
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I'm gonna miss my flight.
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Oh, well, Shalimar.
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Oh, no. That's au revoir, Miss Fine.
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No. I meant Shalimar, as in duty free,
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but I'll be happy with
whatever you bring me back.
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Chanel.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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Mr. Sheffield, you forgot your bag.
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Oh, my goodness. Thank you. Goodbye.
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Bye, Dad.
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Oh, look who's here.
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Grandma Yetta.
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Oh, no. You came here in an ambulance?
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Are you okay?
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She flagged us down and said
she was a little out of breath.
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But as we were driving down your block,
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she suddenly felt much better.
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It was a miracle.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, Brighton, bring Chester over here.
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We're gonna take him to the groomer's.
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Here boy. Boy?
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(WHISTLES)
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You know, Fran, I don't
want to say anything here,
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but I think this dog is dead.
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Oh, calm down, he's not dead.
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He's just sleeping.
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I get that all the time.
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Oh, sweet doggy, nice puppy.
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Wow! She don't feed him enough.
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Oh, my God. Oh, no.
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Mr. Sheffield! Mr. Sheffield!
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* She was working in a
bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
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* 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
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* in one of those crushing scenes
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* What was she to
do? Where was she to go?
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* She was out on her fanny
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* So over the bridge from
Flushing to the Sheffield's door
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* She was there to sell
makeup, but the father saw more
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* She had style! She
had flair! She was there!
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* That's how she became the nanny!
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* Who would have guessed
that the girl we've described
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* was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed?
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* Now the father finds her beguiling
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* Watch out, C.C.!
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* And the kids are actually smiling
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* Such joie de vivre!
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* She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan
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* The flashy girl from Flushing
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* The nanny named Fran!
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Mr. Sheffield. Mr. Sheffield.
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Oh, thank God I found you.
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Miss Fine, what on
earth are you doing here?
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Well, you accidentally took
the wrong bag I gave you.
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How did you get on?
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Well, I had to buy a ticket
with Miss Babcock's credit card.
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But I'll give it back for a refund
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just as soon as I get off the plane.
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Of course, without a ticket,
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I won't be able to get back into duty free
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to return this adorable
little tennis bracelet...
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Would you... would you just get
the bag and get off the plane?
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Okay. Okay.
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Champagne?
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Oh, thank you, yes.
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I just love first class.
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Um...
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Uh, excuse me.
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Chester.
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Oh, Chester. Are you in here?
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Chester, honey.
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(BELL DINGS)
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STEWARD: Flight attendants cross-check
and prepare the cabin for takeoff.
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(ENGINE WHIRRING)
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Grandma Yetta, Fran said I could go
into her closet and play dress up,
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but everything's too tight on me.
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Does Franny still wear this?
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Because it would be good for me in summer.
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Uh, Yetta, I'm doing a book report,
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and they're out of it at Blockbuster.
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And, well,
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I was wondering, how much do
you know about the Titanic?
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Oh, top of the line.
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They had a midnight buffet on deck.
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And the ice sculpture...
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huge.
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FRAN: Help me! Help me! Help me!
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That talking pig sounds just like my nanny.
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FRAN: Stewardess! Stewardess!
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Oh, God, no.
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(BELL DINGS)
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I thought I was gonna
suffocate. Going down.
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Ladies lingerie, accessories...
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Get out of there.
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Oh, calm down.
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I was just trying to switch the bags
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and I accidentally got
locked in the closet.
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It could happen to anyone.
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Yes, but it doesn't
happen to anyone, does it?
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It only happens to you, Mrs. Carmichael.
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Come.
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Just... just sit down.
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Oh, you like sitting by the window, too?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I have to sit by the window.
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Oh, except now you really can't
see the movie screen from here.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, would you look at this?
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This brings back such memories.
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Ma used to make all the
beds with these blankets.
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I'll tell you, until I was six...
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Until I was six, I thought
that our initials were T.W.A.
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Oh, look at this, my
sister's china pattern.
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Wait a minute. If you're here, Miss Fine,
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who's taking care of the children?
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Oh, Grandma Yetta. But don't worry.
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She raised my mother,
and look how normal she...
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Give me the phone! Give me the phone!
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Hi, Grandma Yetta. Yeah, it's Fran.
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Listen, I'm calling from the aeroplane.
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I know. It's amazing.
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But, you know, if they could
get a man on the moon...
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Sure they did.
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Neil Armstrong.
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No, he's not the one that
sang Love on the Rocks.
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That was Neil Diamond.
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But I can understand how...
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Just give me that.
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Yetta, get Niles on the phone, would you?
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What?
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No, I most certainly will not.
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♪ Love on the rocks
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♪ Ain't no surprise
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♪ Pour me a drink
And I'll tell you... ♪
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Would you... is there no
one there I can talk to?
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Yes. Good.
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Gracie, sweetheart, get Niles for me.
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Oh, talk to your daughter for two seconds.
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(SIGHS)
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Hello, sweetheart.
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I love you, and I miss you very, very much.
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I miss you, too, sir.
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No, we weren't worried.
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We figured it was something
as simple as getting locked
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in the closet of a 747 in flight.
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Oh, here's Miss Babcock now.
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Mr. Sheffield for you.
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Bonjour, Maxwell.
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Oh, how I wish I were with
you whisking off to Paris.
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Hold on a minute. Nanny Fine is
babbling something next to me.
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Would you...
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Oh, she's babbling something next to you.
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Oh-oh.
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Isn't that funny?
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Funny, funny, funny.
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How can this be the only available room
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in the entire city?
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What? Is there some kind of
convention going on or something?
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Oh, people are pouring in from everywhere.
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The new Andrew Lloyd
Webber musical is opening.
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Oh, monsieur, wait. Here you go.
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And please don't come back
until he's done number deux.
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Merci. Merci.
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Oh, I cannot believe we're in Paris.
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And would you look at this room!
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You know, I think Miss Ellie
has this wallpaper in Southfork.
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I'll tell you, this jet lag
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is beginning to catch up with me.
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Oh, I know. I can hardly keep my eyes open.
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(SIGHING)
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Yes. Well, I'm feeling much better.
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Really? You look exhausted.
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You wouldn't want to
spoil your stay in Paris.
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No. I'm feeling much better, really.
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I took a sleep on the plane.
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Why didn't you?
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And miss the lobster, caviar
and make-your-own-sundae bar?
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I don't think so.
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Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
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Nigel should be here any minute.
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I thought we'd grab a
quick bite at L'Orangerie,
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try and talk some sense into him.
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Talk him out of that ridiculous
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night club business he's getting...
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Miss Fine, were you going to just sit there
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and let me take my clothes off?
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Well, I didn't want to spoil
my stay in Paris either.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Oh, that'll be Nigel now.
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You know, uh, I haven't seen my
little brother for four years.
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Actually, I'm feeling a little emotional.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, that's good.
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Go with your feelings. Let it out.
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- Hello, young man.
- Max.
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Who's this? I say, aren't we lovely?
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We certainly are.
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- I'm Fran.
- Nigel.
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Oh, Max, I should have rung up.
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Am I, um, interrupting?
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No. No.
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Oh, this... this is my nanny.
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She, uh, she takes care of my children.
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Oh, you brought them with you,
then. Where... where are they?
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They're in New York.
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Oh, I get it.
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Nanny. Spank, spank.
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(LAUGHING)
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No, Nigel. You do not get it at all.
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Well, I can assure you,
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this woman is not involved with me
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or anyone else for that matter.
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Go to the window.
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I don't think Brussels heard you.
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All right, Nigel, now, what
is all this ridiculous nonsense
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about you buying a night club?
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Oh, here comes the lecture.
260
00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:32,750
You know, if you put a martini in one hand
261
00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:35,052
and Father's jewels in the
other, you could be Mother.
262
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,121
(LAUGHING)
263
00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:39,590
Don't you think it's time
264
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,259
you stopped behaving like an
immature child and grew up?
265
00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:43,994
I mean, you know nothing about business.
266
00:12:44,062 --> 00:12:45,596
Well, what do you know?
267
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,598
I used your name and couldn't even
get into the Andrew Lloyd Webber show.
268
00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,701
All right. Fine. That does it.
269
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:53,337
Oh, my God. Boys! Boys!
270
00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,105
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
271
00:12:55,173 --> 00:12:57,708
Use your words.
272
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,210
Now, you two are taking a time-out.
273
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:01,778
That's all.
274
00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:02,980
He started it.
275
00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:05,649
Oh, and no TV for you, either.
276
00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:07,885
Now, what's with you?
277
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,653
You know, he's only trying to help you.
278
00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,055
I mean, you're very young,
279
00:13:11,122 --> 00:13:12,990
and you've got all this dough,
280
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,092
and what are you, 6'2"?
281
00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:19,196
Three.
282
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,599
- One and a half.
- All right. That's it. I'm out of here.
283
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,834
You've turned into a
stuffed shirt. You're boring.
284
00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:25,169
And don't bother coming to my club,
285
00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:26,804
because we don't get going till 10:00.
286
00:13:26,871 --> 00:13:29,607
And that's way past your bedtime.
287
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:34,244
For your information, I go to bed at 11:00
288
00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:37,948
because I work in the morning!
289
00:13:41,285 --> 00:13:42,686
I'm sorry, Miss Fine.
290
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:45,722
I'm sorry you had to witness
such a dreadful display.
291
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,758
Hey, that was a display by you?
292
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,360
Try going to Ma's house when
two aunts each have a bagel
293
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,396
and there's only one piece of lox left.
294
00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:55,866
Let's change the subject.
295
00:13:56,768 --> 00:13:58,235
Well, I'm gonna call the airlines.
296
00:13:58,303 --> 00:13:59,970
We are going home.
297
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:04,941
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, you can't leave
it like this with your brother.
298
00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:08,779
No, I'm sorry. But even if
it means going to his club,
299
00:14:08,846 --> 00:14:11,114
drinking champagne and eating French food,
300
00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:13,183
we are just gonna have
to make the sacrifice.
301
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,655
Well, all right.
302
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:20,191
- I suppose we did come all this way.
- Mmm-hmm.
303
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:23,827
And I do happen to have a
clean stuffed shirt with me.
304
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:26,930
Well, let's see, it's only 4:00 now.
305
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:29,066
So what do you want do
between now and then?
306
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,935
Let me see.
307
00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:35,572
What could a man and a woman do
308
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,108
to kill a couple of hours in Paris?
309
00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:41,145
Miss Fine.
310
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,782
Oh, come on, Mr. Sheffield, right now.
311
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,683
Let's go. Take me
312
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,185
shopping!
313
00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:02,933
Niles, where's Maxwell?
314
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:05,036
I've been trying to reach his room all day.
315
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,937
Oh, well, try Nanny Fine's room.
316
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:09,039
It's 4592.
317
00:15:10,074 --> 00:15:12,008
4592 is Maxwell's room.
318
00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:13,610
I know. Isn't that funny?
319
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,615
Funny, funny, funny.
320
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:24,054
* I love Paris
321
00:15:24,122 --> 00:15:26,890
* In the spring time
322
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:30,561
* I love Paris
323
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:33,663
* In the fall
324
00:15:34,832 --> 00:15:36,200
* I love Paris
325
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:40,637
* In the winter when it drizzles
326
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:44,308
* Say, I love Paris in the summer
327
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,110
* When it sizzles
328
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:04,328
* Say, I love Paris every moment
329
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:10,067
* Every moment of the year
330
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:16,207
* Yes, I love Paris
331
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:20,011
* Why, oh, why do I love Paris?
332
00:16:20,078 --> 00:16:23,981
* Because my love is near
333
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:30,287
* Because my love is near
334
00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:37,227
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
335
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:39,096
(SINGING IN FRENCH)
336
00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:22,573
You get what I mean, don't you?
337
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,056
Madames, monsieurs, ladies and gentlemen,
338
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:42,292
the incomparable Eartha Kitt.
339
00:17:47,932 --> 00:17:49,199
Wonderful.
340
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:50,967
Oh, monsieur.
341
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:53,002
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
342
00:17:54,505 --> 00:17:58,775
Oh, tish, I love it when you speak French.
343
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:02,546
Oh, look who's here. Bonsoir.
344
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,648
A little late for you,
though, isn't it, Max?
345
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,116
He took a little nap.
346
00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:10,086
Eartha, I'd like you to meet my brother,
347
00:18:10,154 --> 00:18:13,590
Maxwell Sheffield and his, um, nanny.
348
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:17,728
Oh, Miss Kitt, you are so wonderful,
349
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,597
and you look incredible.
350
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,465
How do you ever stay so young?
351
00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:24,034
I have a nanny, too.
352
00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:27,004
Lorenzo, darling.
353
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,044
Miss Kitt, you were smashing. Merci.
354
00:18:34,111 --> 00:18:37,981
Oh, two handsome gentlemen
in the same family.
355
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,183
(GROWLING)
356
00:18:42,153 --> 00:18:45,222
All right. All right. Back off, cat woman.
357
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,194
Well, the place is packed.
358
00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:53,130
Not bad for an immature child
359
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:56,266
who knows nothing about business, hey, Max?
360
00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,036
This is on me.
361
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:04,408
Would you just look at him?
362
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,411
Working the room, picking up the tabs.
363
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,114
Just wait till he spends a couple
of sleepless nights wondering
364
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,016
whether the thing that
he's poured his heart
365
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,751
and soul into is gonna go under or not.
366
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:17,021
Oh, he's such a dreamer.
367
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:18,989
Wish you were him?
368
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,057
Yeah.
369
00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:24,995
You know, I was him once.
370
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,298
What happened, Miss Fine?
371
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:30,234
What happened to my passion?
372
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,501
Oh, I don't know.
373
00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,770
Maybe becoming too successful,
374
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,873
you lose your passion.
375
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:39,243
I know sometimes when
I wake up in my mansion
376
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:43,947
and my Ralph Lauren sheets and I
look out my window at Park Avenue,
377
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:47,617
I think, oh, maybe I'll just sleep in.
378
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:50,921
Niles can get the kids ready for school.
379
00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:57,127
But enough about me.
380
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,496
Do you know what I'm gonna do, Miss Fine?
381
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,532
Fire me?
382
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,535
I'm gonna get my passion back.
383
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:09,106
Well, I'm right behind you, baby.
384
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,910
The first thing I'm gonna do
is tell my brother, "Good show."
385
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:16,079
Then I'm gonna ring my mother
and tell her to sod off.
386
00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:20,083
And the passion part will
kick in exactly where?
387
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,952
Right... right now.
388
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,320
Oh, right.
389
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,754
I'm gonna go for it, Miss Fine.
390
00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:26,190
I'm gonna grab the brass ring.
391
00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:28,692
I'm gonna get back in touch and just do it.
392
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,628
Go! Grab! Touch! Do!
393
00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:34,197
Did I mention touch?
394
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:38,902
For God sakes, I'm in Paris
with a beautiful woman.
395
00:20:38,969 --> 00:20:44,507
Come on, let's blow this nightclub
and see where life takes us.
396
00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:45,742
(GROWLING)
397
00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:49,846
Yep, taking the next plane
398
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,681
was definitely the right thing to do.
399
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:56,019
We switch flights in Rome,
short layover in Amsterdam.
400
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:58,755
We'll be home in, oh, 19 hours.
401
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:01,024
Yeah, it was definitely meant to be.
402
00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:04,294
What the hell was that?
403
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,163
Oh, just a little bump in the road.
404
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,264
What, did we hit a deer? We're in the air.
405
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:16,072
Oh, you have to picture yourself
going along a little country lane
406
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,209
with a few dips and potholes.
407
00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,610
What the bloody hell was that?
408
00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:22,112
Okay, okay.
409
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,148
Calm down. Ma said to always
look at the stewardesses,
410
00:21:25,216 --> 00:21:27,885
that they'll let you know when
there's something to worry about.
411
00:21:27,952 --> 00:21:30,253
Oh, my God. Everybody, stay in your seats.
412
00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:31,955
Fasten your seat belts.
413
00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:34,024
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
414
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,059
Oh, God, I never thought
it was gonna end like this.
415
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,627
I did.
416
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:40,630
I'm finally flying first class
with a handsome millionaire.
417
00:21:40,698 --> 00:21:42,632
Of course the plane would go down.
418
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,168
What else?
419
00:21:45,703 --> 00:21:48,272
All right. Everybody, now, just stay calm.
420
00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:49,773
- Everything is fine.
- Okay.
421
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,208
Would you put your damn tray away?
422
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,643
Do you want to get us all killed?
423
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,110
Okay. Okay.
424
00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:57,080
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
425
00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:59,583
Mr. Sheffield, I just want you to know
426
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:03,921
that these last three years have
been just the best years of my life.
427
00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:06,824
Oh, God, my children.
428
00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:08,826
Oh, they adored you, Miss Fine.
429
00:22:08,893 --> 00:22:12,262
You know, now would be a
good time to call me Fran.
430
00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:25,141
I love you.
431
00:22:43,977 --> 00:22:53,142
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